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Best wrestler in the world edition
NO VIRGINS ALLOWED SUB-EDITION
First for Roman is shit for virgins.
>zack ryder and heath slater both come out to literal silence
>>63376496
Thats not AJ Styles.
>>63376496
>>63376495
>he doesn't remember Randy's famous "IF YA WANNA SEE ME KILL A LEGEND IN HERE TONIGHT GIVE ME A HELL YEAH" promo while drinking Randyweisers
22+ kid.
>1619
>Not Rey Mysterio edition
>Charismaless meme entrance Irish faggot who can't cut a promo being anywhere close to being the best wrestler
>>63376534
AJ Styles is just a second rate Prince Devitt.
>>63376558
show me a good Rey promo
>>63376581
Trip on Devitt
>>63376581
Reply.
>>63376589
He is though. He was literally a replacement.
>>63376588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCUwUIH1L0
Who hyped for Power Struggle tonight?
>>63376471
>>63376495
Rattlesnake > Viper
Stunner > RKO
black trunks > black trunks
Yeah, sure. Nothing alike.
Get worked, marks
>>63376602
>He was literally a replacement
Your point? He is putting on better matches with the same people Finn/Devitt was so your point makes no sense.
>>63376638
Second most popular wrestler since Hogan > Orton kills ratings whenever he's pushed
>>63376638
18+
>Just call me Caleebfag
>>63376655
He looks like a midlife crisis dadrock faggot. He should tag with Jericho if he ever makes it out of the indies.
>>63376588
18+
>>63376694
Bretfag here is your reply, go to bed man.
>>63376694
>This NEET will never stop shitting up these threads
What move is this?
>>63376749
A typical night for Finn Balor
>>63376749
this is why wrestlers should wear cups, also body scissors.
Why haven't these gay sweaty mangrab been banned yet?
>>63376764
Is Finn gay?
>>63376749
>>>/wooo/
>>63376795
yeah
>>63376749
faggot mutilation
>>63376668
>buttblasted Boreton marks
>>63376749
I wonder what smarky gay shit the nerdy faggots chanted during that. "POUND THAT BUTTHOLE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP"
Was watching old matches when I saw these 2 holy shit spots. What were they thinking.
>>63376844
Go to bed.
Who /rewatchingdestructionoftheshieldandreminiscing/ here?
>>63376882
Ok, I'll just put on a Blandy Boreton match/promo. That's sure to make me sleepy :^)
>>63376871
They tired their best to get five stars from the Meltz, but couldn't because WWE is shit.
>>63376844
>British government pays for this fat fuck's internet and everything else
>He uses his time to shitpost on the wrestling part of a sports board in a Hungarian weightlifting forum
>>63376882
You're a grown man who argues about wrestling on an anime image board. Don't pretend your life is completely in order.
>>63376927
18+
Who based Ceman here?
>>63376936
>American government pays for this fat fuck's internet and everything else
>He uses his time to defend one of the most bland and boring 'stars' on WWE's terrible roster
>>63376968
>This projecting
>>63376989
He looks like the type of guy who gets divas contracts by sleeping with them.
>>63377002
You'd know all about boring and bland wrestlers wouldn't you? you're a Bret Hart fan after all.
>>63376984
>liking Blandy Boreton
18+
>>63377026
>Blandy Boreton
How old are you? I bet your balls haven't even dropped. Post balls with timestamp, kiddo
>Dragon Gate
Absolutely embarrassing.
>>63377002
>Has no counter argument
>Uses my sentence but adds American
I'm not even an Orton fan or a WWE fan. Just calling you out for the shitposter you are. Now I'll steal your line, have some sex.
>>63376989
Right here senpai
>>63377048
>watching outlaw outlaw wrestling
>>63376989
I can see this guy being hated as much as Johnny Ace
in4bliss
>>63377040
>>63376989
>having a job interview with Ceman
>tell him it has always been a dream of yours to be a WWE Superstar
>never take a wrestling class
>get blown the fuck out by ceman on tv
Based.
>no based rollins
is wwe gonna die?
>WE WANT GOLDDUST CHANTS
LMFAO STARKEK BTFO
>>63377049
>has no argument to begin with
>expects a counter-argument
Hilarious
>>63377056
What are you, one of those homophones or something, mate?
>>63377106
>dem empty seats up front and center
>>63377056
>He doesn't watch for CIMA
>>63376871
Those are far from the dumbest spots Angle has ever done. The bump Edge took was particularly safe, height aside.
I forget when in TNA but I think it was some Lockdown or another, Kurt did a moonsault off the top of the cage on a guy who was too close to the corner, not giving Angle a lot of space. His head missed the cage on the descent by a matter of inches. Two people could have died on that crazy, pointless shit on a match that was probably built up like shit because TNA writers were goddamn morons.
Now that Rollins' reign is over, can we agree it wasn't as bad as Bret Hart's?
>>63377085
If anything, it'll be entertaining see how WWE will handle impromptu booking without Seth in the picture. They need a new top heel and a new face of the authority.
If it's a trainwreck it'll be fun to watch in a morbid way and if it's a success then it'll be fun.
>>63377191
As much as I don't like Reigns compared to the other options, he would be perfect for that spot. Sheamus too.
>Jack Swagger can literally have a great match with anyone
holy shit push this guy now
just had a good match with fucking stardust and got the crowd that was silent all fucking night hot as fuck
>>63377078
But isn't that why you sign up to the Performance Centre?
>>63377191
>it'll be entertaining see how WWE will handle impromptu booking without Seth in the picture
>>63377255
Most guys actually do wrestling school then indies. They only sign football players, Olympic wrestlers, weightlifters, people related to WWE superstars, etc. to developmental deals without experience.
>>63377255
only if your a former football player, if your some rando, you need to have some training unless your a woman.
>>63377255
The guy told Ceman it was his dream in a conversation months before arriving at the performance center. So when he said it was his dream at the tryouts he got blown the fuck out because he hadn't practiced at all before the tryout.
>>63377255
You have to have indie experience or hand picked personally by William Regal. You cant just walk in there and say you've always wanted to be a wrestler and you don't even know how to lock up or do a basic hip toss.
Is there any video of Ceman shitting on that guy?
>>63376496
that's not based Seth
Who is this Ceman guy? Must be from some show I have never seen on the Network, or Smackdown.
>>63377404
>based Seth
>blow your own knee out
>based
jasethy
>Canyon Ceman (born June 29, 1972 in Hermosa Beach, California) is a retired beach volleyball player from the United States, who won the silver medal at the 1997 World Championships in Los Angeles, California, partnering Mike Whitmarsh. He is currently the Senior Director of Talent Development for the WWE.
The head of talent development for WWE is a guy who never wrestled. You can't make this shit up. They literally don't give a fuck. hahahaha
>>63377430
>>/woo/
>yfw based brennan wins the tournament
>Lucha Dragons start their push
>get fed to the Wyatts literally a week later
>>63377430
>being the company man and new face of the company
truly an A+ player
>>63377447
Triple H did it twice
Kevin Nash did it as well
>>63376968
>You are a grown man
>>63377467
>triple h
>based
is jasethy 7 feet tall and 300+ lbs of sexy?
>>63377452
>giving up on NFL career he still had a shot at
idk man he should have continued but if he can make it in wrestling why not, it was his other dream but all that money and chance to play more NFL games.
>>63377450
And Vince wonders why WWMEME is going down the toilet.
>>63377490
yea hes going to train and wrestle on it.
>>63377450
wtf is the world championships lmfao
>>63377489
his career was basically done to be honest
>>63377473
>>woo
>not filled with neo-smarks who now turn on Rollins because he has support from marks now.
>>63377501
This looks like more your style >>63376749
wootist.
>>63377450
regal smiley billy gunn sr regal that old english guy and of course hhh have a say.
>>63377501
They hired a fucking volleyball player to scout out wrestling talent. hahahahah
>>63377517
pats had him on their practice squad before he asked of his release.
>>63377554
yeah, that's pretty much done
>>63377450
>>63377501
The man is senile. It shows in the product. People still eat it up.
not into mandrama but what happened to the seth guy?
>>63377589
Fucked his knee up. He'll be out for 6-9 months now.
>>63377589
Torn ACL, MCL, and blew out his knee.
>>63377589
he tore his acl
>>63377589
Torn ACL
>>63377589
ACl and MCL tear and knee injury as well.
>>63377611
People that dislike him should see this. To fucking go through with the move and finish the match takes some guts.
>>63377631
>and finish the match takes some guts.
Well that's what they're trained to do.
C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRWpJ8XtXl0
Keep crying ;^)
>>63377653
Yes but with a completely fucked knee? I know they're trained for it but not all wrestlers could do that. It's a reason why I can't hate Triple H either.
>>63377653
You now remember when Sin Cara stopped a match over a broken finger.
>>63377674
Based Roman
>>63377065
>>>/cripplechan/
>>63377674
>>63377688
Autism time?
>>63377676
It was fucking hilarious seeing Del Rio kick the shit out of him for it.
>>63377611
>kane just sitting there like a dipshit
>>63377676
then based rio beating his ass for being a pussy.
>>63377674
100 posts in with very little shitposting and this guy shows up to show us his autism.
>>63377675
Really dude? Lots of wrestlers have finished matches with injuries, it's like an impulse, it's why Daniel Bryan got pissed Haitch stopped his match with Orton when his arm went numb. Like someone already mentioned the only sissy stop to a match was original Sin Cara crying over a broken finger.
Why the fuck are you guys obsessed with CM Punk?
>>63377731
Yes I'm aware of that. But a torn ACL and MCL is probably the hardest injury to continue wrestling on.
>>63377759
They blame themselves for his departure and won't forgive themselves so it presents in the form of sarcasm.
>>63377779
You're right about 3 out of 5 of those
>seth is no longer living the dream life
nice
>>63377759
Why can't you spot a samefag outlel?
>>63377674
wasn't even that sick of a burn honestly. roman just has no charisma either, their cheers are just cheap pops
>>63377821
yeah in this situation it's a samefag but there's still plenty of other people here with the autism over him
Roman is /sp/
who /BASEDREIGNS/ here?
>>63377862
Really now?
I know it sounds stupid but I want Big Show or Kane to win the tourney at SS, and then feud with each other, just to see Vince screaming at staff 'They're mastodons, dammit!!'
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET - PYOW!
A MAN WHO COULD LEAP OVER A TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND
MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOTIVE!
MAGIC
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
>>63377865
MAKE IT REIGN IN THIS BITCH!
>>63377913
Nope
>>63377913
>>63377942
If Reigns gets the belt can they at least have him do something better than a soupunch?
Reminder
>>63377971
Cocking this fist here is his gimmick so no
>>63377971
>not liking the supermeme punch
>>63377986
two fatties
>>63377971
reigns mode it is!
>>63377986
Taller than you, I'm guessing, otherwise you wouldn't be so weirdly salty about it. Are you the same guy that makes all the hardcam screencaps where people you don't like are crouched?
>>63378003
what is that sell from seth rollins lmao
>>63378016
>>63378027
>tfw I got trolled twice already
>>63377990
>>63378027
samecuk
>>63378039
>Unironically letting a manlet half your size beat the shit out of you.
That guy should just kill himself.
>>63378075
Mandrama doesn't belong on /sp/ fagboy.
>>63378039
damn tensnake is a G now but that roid rage though.
>>63378039
When will thy ever lear— oh shit, he's actually pissed off.
>>63378093
go make a strawpoll about it
>>63378107
Of course you are samecuk.
>>63378101
They grow up so fast
>>63378138
Is it cause the basebore season is over you have nothing better to do homo?
>>63378168
>Watches oiled up men grapple each other
>Calls people homo
Does this trigger /wwe/?
>>63378192
It's 1 am in the morning, there's nothing to discuss so I might as well entertain your autism.
>>63378193
But this general isn't titled /heem/.
what does based mean
>>63378197
I don't get his appeal either
>>63378197
No, just the opinion of some irrelevant person who doesn't get payed for his opinions.
>>63378224
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based
>>63378229
>payed
>>63378197
I'm the one who made that comment actually. Just call me KerryTeagueJoeMark.
>>63378246
>autism
>>63378237
thanks dude
>>63378251
>illiteracy
>Watching SummerSlam 2003
>Mfw I hear them say Lunatic Fringe
>>63378227
Watch his ROH feud with Generico
>>63376989
I don't think this cemen slurping sport is for me, guys
>>63378267
>outlaw wrestling
>>63377674
>CM Punk doesn't care because he's involved with mainstream media now, something Vince always wanted.
>>63378347
Hi Phil. Can you give us an update on your shoulder injury?
Brits are asleep
Who /comfy/ here?
>>63378418
No update. Just being bitter on twitter about WWE is all.
Who has the best theme in WWE and why is it Jack Swagger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx60996AUOk
>>63378447
lel
based punk
>>63378039
>posts videos of manlets beating up taller guys to make himself feel good about being a manlet
lol
>>63378447
That is funny. Punk is still butt hurt.
>>63378463
Watch out. /wweg/ hates CM Punk so much they're unironically acting like they enjoy it when wrestlers point at the sign.
>>63378447
>tfw it took my 20x to get a ticket that i actually liked
>tfw the possibility of no A+ player at mania
>>63378461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us__Go30_kk
>>63378447
You're the bitter one, friend, just remember that it wasn't your fault.
>>63378495
>CMPunk Internet Defense Force
>>63378461
Rusev and Finn Balor
What's the kayfabe reason that wrestlers remove the TVs from the announce table before they put someone through it?
This has always bugged me.
>>63378480
Definitely up there; some of those NXT peeps have some pretty damn good themes.
>>63378326
It's a good feud and they are both in WWE now, I don't see the issue, good wrestling is good wrestling no matter the promotion
>>63378504
>CMPunk Internet Hate Force
>>63378461
apollo crews
>>63378513
Most of the time they put their opponent through a table while they're standing on it too, so I guess they don't wanna risk standing on it and losing their footing?
>>63378447
Oh, haha! Dude, he's like, he's like such a smark, just like me! XD
>>63378242
>if you missed something from about 5 years ago, you are underage
>I think 5 years is ages ago
I think we both know who is underage.
>>63378530
Apollo Crew's isn't even the best on NXT.
>>63378535
They have never explained it, 18+ or not, you are a faggot. There is no kayfabe reason, just like there's no kayfabe reason HHH holds the end of his sledgehammer and jabs his hand into the opponents gut with less force than a punch.
>>63378513
Now that you bring it up, why is putting someone through the announcers table is not a DQ but through a regular table is? Why bashing someone into the steel steps is not DQ but anything involving a chair is?
Someone told me it's because those are parta of the ring and not illegal to use but chairs and tables are foreign objects. But there's always tables under the ring and chairs all around.
It's 2am I shouldn't be givibg kayfabe much thought
>>63378588
>checking the times on every post
If I see something to reply to while scrolling through, I'm gonna reply.
>>63377767
Not really. I have a friend who tore her ACL being drunk and falling down some steps one night. She still spent the entire night dancing.
>>63378628
I guess the logic is that the announce table and the steps are a part of the wrestling environment.
The tables and chairs are placed under the ring by gnomes and are therefore illegal.
>>63378644
I was so mad I posted an entire sentence about it before I could move on.
>>63378628
It's not worth thinking about; wrestling has 'rules' just to form a base and they'll manipulate it to suit the match.
Technically, climbing to the top rope is illegal and should start a ten-count but you barely see it these days.
>>63378688
Finally going to go out to apply for some jobs? Or just going to waste the day telling people to have sex if they don't like who you like?
>>63378730
Why would I get a job when I get money for being an alcoholic? Why would I want other people to have sex?
They should give a comedy-heel gimmick to someone like Sandow where they follow the rules so stringently that when a face does something mundane like a closed fist strike, he'll jump out and ring the bell himself and refuse to continue.
>>63378675
Torn ACL, MCL and Meniscus is what Seth had, he alse put Kane on his shoulders for a powerbobm right after it.
>>63378675
She must have been shitfaced if she could just dance it off
>>63378763
Closed fists aren't banned in WWE though
>>63378773
Ive never torn an ACL or anything before but from what ive heard you can walk on them right after the tear. It's the day afterwards that it's severely painful.
>>63378675
I tore my ACL and meniscus and I couldn't walk for at least a week, she's an absolute mad man
>>63378763
Would only work if they also found ways to gain an unfair advantage themselves without technically breaking any rules, kinda like Eddie did. KO could pull it off without too much comedy.
>>63378819
>that one autist who makes fake twitter posts
Why?
>>63378834
>>63378779
Oh right, so they are. Been watching too much older stuff lately.
Hell, could still argue it anyway with a combined traditionalist gimmick.
>>63378831
>Eddie "Lie, Cheat and Steal" Guerrero
>Not cheating
wut
>>63378843
that was on his real account, he got "hacked"
>>63378513
you try to hurt not injure
>>63378831
I feel it would look stupid if it was done seriously. It'd have to be super over the top.
>>63378843
That was when he got hacked.
>>63378858
Wrestlemania 20 where he loosened his boot so he could slip out of the ankle lock. Didn't break any rules.
>>63378953
He still cheated as a face, I remember him using brass knucks on the Big Show, everyone loved it.
>>63378944
>some neckbeard was so booty blasted about memesaro's sweaty swiss roll that he hacked a twitter account
Sad tbqh
>>63378906
Eddie was taken seriously and KO kind of already behaves a bit like this. I agree it would work great as a comedy gimmick though, under Bo Dallas or maybe the Vaudevillians.
>>63379030
Still hating on Frank the Clown?
Don't you have anything better to do?
>>63378992
It was pretty fucking hilarious just how retarded it all was.
>>63379061
>>63377019
> le every bong is bretchad meme
Found the newshit lads
> marking for blandy
18+ faggot
>>63378197
this FAT FATASS, SAMOAN JOE
>>63377430
> less than a 1000 drunks
So it was the modern day Flair vs Steamboat then?
>>63379081
we can rebuild him
>>63378461
Too short
>>63379168
We can make him stronger
>>63378197
no theres some true in there.
>>63379081
So much for the "dissapointed in you" angle
>>63379237
Wouldn't make sense. Happened to him too. Then again, continuity isn't WWE's strong suit.
Has Seth ever been referred to as "the A+ player" by himself or the Authority?
>>63379263
That's what Noelle Foley screams in bed.
>>63379067
What's even sadder is that he actually thought it was helping cesaro. Now the meme section signs. When will reddit learn?
>>63379326
The section signs are correct. I don't know why you guys get so buttflustered about it.
>>63377589
His career is over and he will never perform the same way again
>>63379363
Gping against vince's will isn't a good idea whether you agree with it or not. You're just giving him more of an excuse for more burials. Besides, there's only one smark that actually brings the signs and then the rest of the people hold them up to look special. I'm willing to bet that most people holding a meme section sign don't give two shits about the internet darling
>>63376496
thats not Styles
>>63379326
Fucking idiots I tell ya.
>>63379081
still has his adopted A+ player sons back, damn hhh.
>>63379326
>>63379433
heres the thread
>>63379453
I hope a homeless person hit him with a steelchair
>>63378461
Ascension or Balor desu
>>63379413
>Gping against vince's will isn't a good idea whether you agree with it or not
They planned an evolution triple threat at WM30. If it wasn't for the fans outrage this wouldn't have happened.
What's wrong with showing support to the guy you like?
>>63379534
so it lead to severely injuring a guy people liked pretty much ending his career.
>>63379534
>They planned an evolution triple threat at WM30. If it wasn't for the fans outrage this wouldn't have happened.
what? no.
the main event would be randy vs orton. then triple h would have a match with punk.
>>63379554
>if you support a guy he's going to get injured
Your logic take strange leaps
>>63379534
The chant was over, not him. Casuals loved that shit and so they rooted for bryan to keep on yessing. You can't force a wrestler to be over with Vince and everyone else just like he can't force a wrestler to be over with the fans.
>>63379564
>randy vs orton
Trust no one, not even your self.
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63379569
>The chant was over, not him
When will this meme end?
>>63379569
>The chant was over, not him.
>>63379571
>implying you wouldnt mark for HEY! legend killer randy vs the viper orton
>>63379571
Oh kek. I meant randy vs batista.
