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wena nido, y tus monos chinos
>anime in the OP
shit thread will not participate
>>63363825
>>63363845
>being chilean
my condolences tbqh
Bournemouth vs Newcastle
>2-2
West Ham vs Everton
>1-2
Leicester City vs Watford
>2-2
Norwich City vs Swansea City
>2-1
Sunderland vs Southampton
>1-4
Man United vs West Brom
>0-0
Stoke City vs Chelsea
>2-0
Aston Villa vs Man City
>0-3
Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
>1-1
Arsenal vs Tottenham
>1-2
>>63363825
k/a/waii edition ^_^
>>63363925
lol
> Ranieri wants to kill the Watford manager
Why do Leicester hire such nutters?
Inler, Behrami and Shaqiri have all been called up for the next international games. And Abdi hasn't, because of reasons.
>>63363925
>Harry
meme name desu~~
Going for it this week lads:
>Bournemouth vs Newcastle
0-0
>West Ham vs Everton
1-1
>Leicester City vs Watford
6-3
>Norwich City vs Swansea City
3-3
>Sunderland vs Southampton
0-4
>Man United vs West Brom
0-0
>Stoke City vs Chelsea
3-2
>Aston Villa vs Man City
1-5
>Liverpool vs Crystal Palace
3-3
>Arsenal vs Tottenham
0-1
>>63364080
>6-3
B O L D
O
L
D
I like it anon
>>63364197
Leicester v Watford games have always been fucking mental. With Leicester leaking and scoring loads of goals, it's gonna be a cricket score
>>63364080
Bournemouth Newcastle will never end 0-0
>>63364080
Good predictions m7
YOUR WHOLE SELF IN
YOUR WHOLE SELF OUT
IN OUT IN OUT
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU DO THE DELE ALLI AND TURN AROUND
AND THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
OOOOOOOOOOOH DELE ALLI
KNEES BENT ARMS STRETCHED
RA RA RA
>>63363925
All this means is that muslims are less creative than Brits
What happened?
>>63364446
comfy
>>63364446
His wife had breast reduction surgery.
Op reminded me of this
hello from 2006
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/681/
>>63364446
>>63364473
how do we fix him lads?
>>63364446
>>63364473
Why is he always crying?
>>63364473
>still wearing his comfy slippers
>Ireland
>an shit filled toilet pan
what's difference?
>fabian Delph returning to Villa park
Mite b interesting
>>63364346
why is /epl/so fucking ded now abdays m8?
murican sports have about 5 genereals each at the top of the catalog
>63364590
time to move to reddit t.b.h.
>>63364603
r soccer is alright but much too nice for my liking. everything is so tame and too polite
is this where we'll be watching Salford City FC tonight on BBC in the FA Cup first round proper? or shall we make a new thread for that?
>>63364590
All the people who came for the memes and shitposting went elsewhere.
>>63364622
Five hours yet to think about it desu.
Who /going down/ here?
>Invited
Villa
Sunderland
Newcastle
Bournemouth
Norwich
Chelsea
>Not invited
Everyone else
>>63364636
I could see one of Swansea, Stoke or West Brom having a bit of a collapse.
Lads football isnt taking enough of my time im thinking of getting another sports
So far
>rugby
>nfl
>nba
Which is the best?
>>63364622
>good fa cup game on bbc
>good championship game on sky sports
Going to be a fun evening
>>63364651
Think it's a pretty closed shop this season between the first 5 I mentioned.
I think Swansea have the quality to stay out of it, Stoke have the players and the manager they just need time to gel and West Brom can 1-0 their way to survival.
Personally I just want it all to end as only playing during April and May has gone on long enough and it stopped being funny the 3rd time.
>lunchtime kick off tomorrow
Cute words for "vagina" dictionary.
English:
- Cookie
- Punani
- Coochie
- Foof
Hungarian:
- Nuni
- Nuna
Portuguese:
- Passarinha
- Piriquita
German:
- Muschi
Finnish:
- Pimppi
- Toosa
Swedish:
- Snippa
Spanish
- Arepa
Keep them coming anons, any language is allowed, everything will be reviewed.
>>63365113
Solid broadcaster choice "what do you mean there are people that don't watch football on TV?"
Swansea away on a Tuesday night will be fun.
>>63364473
>Falcao always looking sad these days
>>63364590
Yuro/sp/ has been successfully killed
nottingum vs darby later lads
>>63363871
Fuck off nigger
>>63363825
dear chile: thank you for based pelligrini
/topoftheleague/ desu
Who /facup/, tonight?
>>63363856
> Dane-on says he doesn't like /a/
> Dane secretly faps to Love Live characters when not watching the Prem
I won't judge you m8.
>>63365260
>>63365470
Which to pick?
>>63365260
Forgot they exist, lol
Hope it's a bore draw with 5 red cards.
You may only post in this thread if your team won it's respective European game this week, if your team was not in Europe you are also welcome.
>>63365610
here
>>63365610
Wasn't playing in europe but beat a team from another country (Cardiff)
>>63365591
Why are Direby and Florist so bad? Why do their fans go on about muh clough and muh euro cups when the only people in their family timeline to remember it would be their grandparents?
Plastic tbqh.
>Midland 'rivalries'
Woeful
>>63363825
What team does Chitanda support? I'd guess Liverpool.
>>63365699
>london derbies that happen so often they have no meaning at all
>>63365728
Im from duh north senpai. And i agree that midland rivalries are miles better than London ones.
>implying any of your "derbies" come close to the edge fest that is Wrexham vs. Chester
Step it up
>>63365699
Because Arsenal/Spurs is an epic tense north London derby, yeah?
wish I was mata 2bh
>>63365117
fodo in konkani desu
>>63365801
All of the north London derbies in recent memory have been great to be quite fair
>>63365838
how do footballers always manage to dress like shit despite all that money
Liverpool is one healthy Henderson away from EPL champions.
Best passing and aerial CB in the league
Best hardman CB in the league
Best leftback and best rightback in the league
Best 10 in the league
Best manager in the league
>>63366290
Mata looks alright tbph
>>63366290
shut up chino wanker.
>>63366290
Post your fit fuccboi
>>63363825
good OP my friend
>The Football Association has published details of the moment Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho approached referee Jon Moss at half-time during the match against West Ham United on 24 October 2015.
>When myself and my colleagues left the field of play at half time, as we entered the tunnel area to get to our dressing room, Mr Mourinho the Chelsea manager was waiting for us clearly agitated and began aggressively asking about first half decisions. Rather than publicly speak to him I asked him to step into the entrance of my dressing room escorted by Simon Sutton, the West Ham United Security Manager. Mr Mourinho asked me about a tackle, an offside and a goal line clearance. I gave him brief answers to his questions. After this I asked him to leave the dressing room area. He refused. I asked him again. After he refused again I asked Mr Sutton to escort him from the room. At this point Mr Mourinho became very aggressive and animated. He shouted that you [expletive] referees are weak…Wenger is right about you…you are [expletive] weak. I advised Mr Mourinho not to take his position in the technical area for the second half.
>you will never be obsessed with anyone as much as Mou is with Wenger
Too much optimism, players too happy, at least in public, after an own-goal + freekick win against a shit team. Chelsea will not win against Stoke and that will be the end of Baba as leftback for Chelsea.
>>63366414
Jesus Christ, he really has lost hasn't he? Dude need to go to some easy job like PSG or Celtic and ride it into the sunset before he goes permanently mad
>>63365838
>tfw every time I go out in NQ I keep an eye open for Mata
Would buy him a drink 2BH and ask him about THAT overhead kick
>>63366414
Wtf, how can he disagree with a goal line technology decision?
>>63366443
Meh, I've seen him do worse.
>>63366290
Talk shit, post fit, nerd.
>>63366457
CONSPIRACY
U
N
T
S
who is the biggest legend you've met?
>>63366576
i was a concert one time and i hopped in the mosh pit with my glasses on and my legendary friend fell down and found my glasses and held on to them and they weren't even scratched. legendary man was in the pit for 2 hours with em
>>63366443
>Mouyes at Celtic
I'm throwing all my money at the screen but nothing happens.
is there anything worse than jonathan wilsons wife?
slag does my head in
>>63366414
>Wenger is right about you
Why is he so obsessed? Just sad man.
>>63366414
>Wenger is right about you
This is how we know the story is bullshit and part of the greater referee conspiracy against Chelsea
At least post good anime.
>>63366414
>muh Wenger
lmao
>>63366688
You first.
>>63366688
Looks shit, gross and not cute.
>>63366576
I would have to say I am the biggest legend ive ever met.
>>63363856
this. see you in the next thread
>>63365619
>not posting the original
>>63366688
>Not K-ON
Fuck off reddit
>>63366711
>>63366704
>>63366748
Tatami Galaxy is no Wakaba Girl but it's ok.
Stoke is going to lose against Chelsea and this board is going to be mad as fuck
You just know
>>63366856
fuck off
>>63366856
I'm going to be proper mad if Chelsea wins against Stoke easily only one week after having fucked up in the league cup.
king here, what's up boys
Who is the best English youth prospect according to you?
>>63366907
How do you feel about all your fav trips being gone and likely dead?
>>63366907
Who?
>>63366933
they're not dead, just in hiding - i can call them out when i want
>>63366934
haha very funny
>>63366926
barkley, at least isn't a fast paced black man
>>63366974
He actually is.
>>63366974
that is sarcasm, right?
>>63366926
Butland
MAGIC OF THE CUP
>>63366926
the only english player with world class potential is still jack fucking wilshire
>>63367053
sort your life out, fuck sake
>>63367031
>>63367042
He doesn't have pace at all m8s
>>63367066
>>63367069
how?
>>63367085
get a job
>>63367067
>who's Dele Alli
>>63367053
/r9k/ is that way.
>>63367093
been trying for 14 months family
>>63367103
immigrate to sweden
>>63367098
pay debts
>>63367112
no money
couldn't even afford a plane ticket over there at the moment
>>63367083
He's still black though.
>>63367132
Swim
>>63367053
feel a bit sorry for your old mumsie
do you reckon she needs a shag or something to keep her motivated? Hit me up if she's down, I have a six pack.
pm me
>>63367156
i'll eat your cum out her fanny too
>>63367156
she's 64 m8
>>63366926
Answer is blatantly Harry Kane.
>>63366688
>>63367179
He's Irish though
Lads betting on Vardy to score this weekend, missed every other goal.
So his little run ends this weekend then
Booooooooooooooooooring board
>>63367202
come on mate don't be a dick
>>63367168
>having 64 year old mother
How old are you?
>having a 64 year old mother who's not retired yet
>>63367201
So's Rooney. He's still le one of our own.
>>63367215
Retirement age is 65 and that's not compulsory.
>>63367215
My mum is in her 60s...
Its not that odd
>>63367202
Good lad
I'll bet on him not to score
>>63367209
Sorry m8.
these odds though :(
>>63367215
>having a teenage-pregnancy cheeky slag for a mum
SKRUB
I'm 22 and my mum's 60 next year.
>>63367202
He's due a blank mate why are you wasting monies
>>63367240
>>63367202
Shut the fuck up. We're trying to shitpost here. There's no sports on so I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE TRYING TO TALK ABOUT THEM.
Who can stop them?
>>63367298
Injuries.
>>63367263
>having a parent willing to risk Down syndrome in her kid
>>63367331
Blue Ruin or The Rover
>>63367331
Chappie
>forest can't even sell out their biggest game of the season
Talk about a club going down the shitter
>>63367331
Turbo Kid is pretty good if you're old enough.
>>63367331
The end of evangelion
>>63367331
The Lives of Others
Carlos: The Miniseries
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
>>63367331
speed racer
>>63367298
still think its nuts this fucking streak Leceister are one, they looked like they were relegation bound for sure last season.
>>63367331
None shall escape
>>63367311
Over 95% of down syndrome kids are from mothers under the age of 35.
atchooooo
>>63367337
>>63367350
>>63367356
>>63367367
>>63367377
>>63367378
>>63367387
He said "movie" not "flick"
>>63367392
bless ye
>>63367414
thnx hun
>>63367331
El Mariachi.
>>63367403
Not familiar with this meme lad, sorry.
>>63367389
Because most mothers have children when they're under 35. Proportionally speaking there's a greater risk after 35, and an even greater risk after 40.
Can they win Sunday?
>>63367403
This meme is fucking stupid, kys
>>63367429
'no'
>>63367429
I remain unconvinced by Spurs tbth
>>63367459
Thats fair enough, they have a good defence, good team play but have been lacking the finishing touch up front. They cant close out games early either.
I think they have a good chance Sunday, but nothing substantial
Do you think Klopp has bedded her yet?
>>63367429
Kane and Eriksen need to have good games, can see a draw but Arsenal are deffo favourites
no notts vs Salford game thread?
Post >yfw stoke beat chelsea tomorrow evening
>>63367496
>>96 times
>>63367429
Predicting an (OG)
>>63367521
>ivanovic fit to play against stoke
>>63367496
>Klopp
>Straight
Pick one and only one. I thought he was openly gay? I guess not as open as I thought.
>>63367521
>we may never see Mou with chelsea again
>>63367554
Bet he's well open after hitting the showers with bent ekke
>>63367515
Clear favourites, the occasion may get to Waler /Rose & draw a mistake, but on the other hand Harry seems to love it & will be doing his best to score.
Hopefully its a good match anyways, derbys are often lacking these days
COYS!!
>the meme of 2015 - 23
rev up that
MAGIC
A
G
I
C
>>63367535
He looks like Valderrama here.
is there an fa cup thread
>>63367587
Debuchy can't into positioning so rose will get a few opportunities but will probably fuck them up like always
>>63367587
>thinks Kane won't rip off his shirt to reveal an Arsenal kit before the crowd start singing "Harry Kane, he's one of our own"
> Losing to Relegated FC
Nice one, Direby
>>63367630
People dont even try anymore
>>63367627
Has Rose fucked up much yet? Cant recall. He's a likely suspect though
So glad I wont have to look at the ugly mush of wheelchair or walcott
>>63367633
But we haven't played derby for years
>>63367646
>>63367646
>>63367646
FA cup thread las
>>63367653
In the past two nlds rose has been given acres of space and been one on one with the keeper multiple times yet he always fucks it up
>>63367298
NO ONE
Forest already 1-0 up where is non-league nigel
>>63367053
Fuck off to r9k you gimp
>mfw Demebel gets the ball & just walks it in to the net on Sunday
>>63367232
>>63367263
Kek, explains the autism.
>Nottingham Forest will never make it back to the Premier League
;_;
> Matt Mills
> Jack Hobbs
Do Forest find all of their defensive players in the cardboard recycling outside Leicester's ground?
>>63367331
gattaca desu
>>63367748
>we will never see Derby AND forest promoted in one season and get GOAT east mids derbies with Leicester/each other
>>63367748
Forest are the Liverpool of the Championship, so it's for the best.
>>63368443
3rd biggest club in England la
1. Man United
2. Liverpool
3. Nottm Forest
MAGIC OF THE CUP
>>63367496
She's like a 30 out of 10 in Liverpool.
>>63367521
>>63367496
Was probably part of his signing bonus.
hope vardy and mahrez break their legs and leave fpl bandwagon shitagers in tears
>>63369217
>no more filters
Literally why
>filters are gone
PRAISE THE LORD desu senpai baka kek
>>63369229
>>63369239
I'm gonna keep typing desu desu.
>>63369239
Shaking my head family.
>>63369229
Oh you fucking cunt
>>63369268
Oh good, I was worried for a second.
>>63369279
I used to hate those memes as well (except for "senpai" maybe, which I find cozy) but the filter triggered my autism.
>>63369268
>>63369279
>>63369290
>>63369309
get your shit together lrl
>>63369309
Oh hey, me too.
hey what are all these Italies doing here
>>63363825
best threadu!
>>63369217
>>63369268
>>63369290
>>63369329
>>63369926
I see them as normal words and I'm on ff too
who /gettingdrunkontheirownandshitposting/ here?
>>63370001
>not getting drunk on your own shitposting
>>63370001
Only having 2 cans man. On the second already
>>63370001
Watching scary movie 5
>>63370072
I'm watching Candyman.
>>63370025
desu i was invited out tonight but fuck that
are the filters still on baka desu senpai ?
>>63370082
Is that the one where the mafia gets bees to sting a guy
>>63370103
It wasn't the mafia, just the father of a girl he fucked.
>>63366454
He's probably more of a King Street guy to be honest. Northern Quarter is just city-centre Chorlton; it's dire.
thats a cute banana desu
>>63370118
Sounds like the wicker man
>>63366688
>Lucky Star
>Azumanga Daioh
>Mitsudomoe
These are the GOAT three animus. All other animu is shit and gay.
>>63370139
you wanna do stuff to it?
>>63370152
I haven't watched that so I can't say.
>>63370153
Imho the top3 is Ashita no Joe, Rose of Versailles and Lain.
>>63366688
Toriko, Terraformers and Attack on Titan
>Anime
>>63370283
>>63370231
Both me
>>63370297
how do you edit posts guys?
>>63364666
>best to play
rugby
>best to watch
nba
>best to ridicule
handegg
>>63365117
>salad
>jukebox
>Pandj
>keyhole
>>63367331
Either Shaolin Soccer or Kung Fu Hustle
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34753162
>Terry goes "hur dur Savage has called me out on being shit, I only take criticisms from top players playing at the highest level"
>Savage #rekts Terry by going "Well, you're going to have to ignore 99% of the industry, including >Mouyes then, since he never played at the top level either"
Fucking Terry. Fuck off you womanizing cunt, had you kept your dick in your pants, England wouldn't have been so #rekt in tournaments.
>>63363925
>2m Muslims
>let's say they have 1 kid
>50% are boys, lets say
>All called Muhammad of variations of (but the news took all spellings as one)
>60m non-Muslims
>let's say they have one kid
>50% are boys
>Hundreds of names to choose from, not all of them are Harry
HUR I FUCKING WONDER.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/baby-names-top-100-most-popular-boys-and-girls-names-10459074.html
Oh. Look at that. Muhammad isn't there. Could say it was sensationalist newspaper articles.
>>63365241
He was found out as a meme player, mate. Like, an actual meme. Not just "le meme player for somebody I don't like", but an actual fucking meme.
>>63365276
>Arsenal
>Top of league for 13/14 for the most days
>fucked it up
It's always going to be Red. Always bet on Red. United are going to win it BTFO Shitty.
>>63366576
I haven't met anybody famous. In my home town, Abingdon, my mate met Martin Keown shopping in the Co-Op. It's so fucking out of the way and a shitty commuter town, I guess he thought nobody would notice.
I did win a signed shirt by Martin O'Niel when he was at Celtic. I won it by designing a football shirt for Total Club Manager 2004. It took me 5 mins in paint.
>they fell for the Klopp meme
Also, blog time
>Be in Abingdon (see earlier post)
>Should have gotten a Train Station but council was dumb and passed on it
>It went to Didcot instead
>Didcot became the heathiest place in Britain to live
>Didcot became a massive growing town and is predicted to be city levels in 30 years
>Didcot are in the fucking FA Cup despite being non-leauge
>are lowest ranked team still in it
http://www.thefa.com/news/the-fa-cup/2015/nov/first-round-proper-didcot-town-exeter-city-jamie-heapy-bt-sport
While my home town, which has two teams, fails to do anything meaningful. I also have a guy on my friends list who is pro footballer, he plays for Hereford FC
>>63373131
>based kloppo
>meme
pick one
>>63366688
Nah, you're cool
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
>>63375888
>>63373359
I pick meme then. As he's a meme. So he's not only not based, but a meme.
Good job, Jamal.
>>63365117
pepek, cipap, cibai, pundek
should I wake up at 7 30 for the newcastle game
>>63378490
None of the Saturday morning games are worth waking up for. Just wait until noon for Chelsea vs Stoke.
>>63372918
lel beta fucks still hating on based terry
Who would you rather see win the league, Liverpool or Tottenham?
Pissing down lads
Quite comfy
Glad I decided not to go to the match
is this the official anime thread?
No /fpl/ thread up, so I'm asking here
Any changes to this? Should I consider All-Out Attack this week with just 3 available defenders?
Arsenal 1-0 Spurs
Villa 0-3 Man City
Bournemouth 0-0 Newcastle
Leicester 2-1 Watford
Liverpool 2-1 Palace
Man Utd 1-0 WBA
Norwich 0-2 Swansea
Stoke 1-0 Chelsea
Sunderland 1-3 Southampton
West Ham 2-1 Everton
Vardy looks like he should be trying to sell nicked phones to CEX to feed his crippling meth addiction to be honest.
>>63364622
They did it, the absolute madman actually did it.
Who else /gettinginonthebandwagongroundfloor/ here?!
Salford City Fan since 2015 t b h l a d
