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Just four teams left... how long will they last, and who will be the first to go?
Punthers and Broncu<ks will be gone after this weekend
>>63362254
I don't think the Pats will lose this year. It's a painful thought..
>>63362254
First team to lose will be the Panthers. They've gotten extremely lucky.
Div rival beats the Pats that will beat the Broncos that will beat the Bengals
And some div rival will beat the Panthers
God, if you exist, please make PooPoo PeyPey go even more noodle arm and send the Buncos to 7-9 in spite of their defense, or at least get him booted from the roster. This man's success, whilst still being seen as the good guy relative to Brady, is disgusting. Peyton Manning is an awful human being.
Who else feels like @Colts is a trap game for Broncos? They usually choke vs them in the Manning era
>>63362264
>Broncos defense against Indy
>losing
not happening unless Luck lives up to his last name and/or injuries in the Broncos secondary
>Panthers v. Pack
most likely of the three remaining games this week.
One team is now confirmed to move on to Week 10. Now, we wait. And shitpost about who will choke and who will join the Bengals.
In 1996 while attending the University of Tennessee, Manning, while being examined by a female trainer, pulled down his shorts and sat on the trainers face. He proceeded to rub his rectum and testicles on the woman's face until she was able to free herself from him.[228][229] Within hours of the incident, the trainer reported Manning's actions to the Sexual Assault Crisis Center in Knoxville.[230] Manning claimed that he never actually did what the trainer accused and was just mooning teammate from across the room. Despite Manning's rebuke, several eyewitnesses have confirmed the trainer's story. According to court documents, Manning taunted the trainer by re-enacting the incident on two occasions and called her a "bitch" after she attempted to give him a drug test. The trainer settled with the university for $300,000 and left the school. Later in Manning's autobiography, Manning described the trainer as having a "vulgar mouth". As a result of this comment, the trainer was demoted from her job as Program Director at Florida Southern College. Copies of Manning's book were distributed on the campus and the trainer received threatening letters. The trainer sued for defamation, resulting in an undisclosed settlement and a court ordered gag on Manning ever talking about the incident ever again. Court documents raised question about Manning's veracity. In denying a request Judge Harvey A. Kornstein stated "[e]ven if the plaintiff is a public figure, the evidence of the record contains sufficient evidence to satisfy the court that a genuine issue of material fact exists that would allow a jury to find, by clear and convincing evidence, the existence of actual malice of the part of the defendants", going on to say that "there is evidence of record, substantial enough to suggest that the defendants knew that the passages in question were false". [231] In 2005, Manning was forced to resettle after violating the court's gag order and discussing the incident on ESPN. [232]
>>63362522
christ what an asshole.
>>63362522
PEY PEY A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN
>Bengals
>One game less than the Pats
>Less points
>More conceded
Stop being delusional, you're not on their level
Still: Panthers, Broncos, Bengals, in that order. Pats will remain undefeated.
>>63362522
>brady gets crucified by the media
>meanwhile good guy Peyton gets his balls sucked by the media, the very same that assaulted some poor trainer doing her job
I'm not even a Patsfag and I'm glad that noodle-armed fuck isn't going to win another ring.
>>63362522
this is an interesting pasta
Panthers definitely, they actually have to face a good team on Sunday.
>>63362320
As a broncos fan I'm more worried about @ Indy than vs. NE.
>Pantsers
Just don't have it in them. Eventually Newton won't come back from one of these awful starts.
>Bunglels
Ginger is getting some karma for all the booing at the Probowl and offseason shit, but Burfict is back leading these nignogs and they'll get theirs.
>Donks
Manning a shit, Elway a shit. They'll go strong into the postseason and choke, and everyone will act surprised for half a week and then go back to normal.
>Dorito Dinks
Goodell is gonna go full Vince McMahon one of these days, and it's going to be fucking hilarious.
>>63362254
Jest fan here, I wouldn't mind the Pats or Bungles winning the Superbowl, Bradley and Dalton are alright guys, Eifert is so fun to watch, and Belchek's contrarian ways are so intriguing. But really, the last thing we need is laptops Newton becoming the next le scramble color QB to win a Superb Owl or PooPoo PeyPey getting more media love, fuck Manning, and I don't really hate Newton, but the media reaction to another QB of his nature winning would be awful. It annoys me so much when people say Peyton is the good guy against "le cheating Belchek Bradley xD" when every team in the NFL cheats, but not every QB is such a narcissist that he thinks it's okay to sexually assault someone over an argument, then continue to ruin their career after having them paid off. May Peyton Manning rest in hell.
I don't think the Patriots will go undefeated.
I don't think any other team will either, by the way.
While I hope the Patriots go undefeated, crush whoever shows up in the SB, and Brady wins unanimous MVP just as a big fuck you to everyone else, I don't think it'll happen. There has been way to much hype on this team from the very beginning and that's never a good thing. When a team dominates, no one really expects it.
I'd prefer the Bengals win, it'd be nice to have another team that's never won the owl finally get a ring.
Panthers are a joke running off luck and a cupcake schedule
All these undefeated teams are going to make one of them push for 18-0
>>63362522
>waiting hours to report it
Sounds fish. I bet she liked it until she realized who it was and that she could probably get some money from him by pretending to not like it
>>63362522
>pulled down his shorts and sat on the trainers face. He proceeded to rub his rectum and testicles on the woman's face until she was able to free herself from him.
>>63362842
Laughed way harder than i should have at this comment
panthers
it will be tough facing the packers on a short week after an overtime game
>All these Panthers doubters
The San Francisco 49ers held GB 17 points. Aaron isn't going to have an easy day Sunday.
On a side note, why do green bay fans pay so much for tickets? I could have sold mine for quadruple face value. I won't because I'm a die hard Panthers fan, but I expect a lot of packers fans to be there Sunday.
>>63362522
Top Fucking Banter
The Steelers were the first team that had to go
>>63362254
Panthers lose this week (week 9) vs GB (who FINALLY beat a winning team on the road... they have to eventually)
Bengals lose week 11 @ Arizona.
Broncos lose week 11 vs the Patriots.
Patriots go 19-0. If the Pats beat the Broncos that pretty much means 16-0 regular season and at home in the AFC means SB and no team in the NFC is as good as them.
>>63367477
Excuse me... Broncos lose week 12* vs The Patriots.
>>63366071
Nigga the waitlist for home season-tickets is like 100 years
This is a very large, national fanbase
>>63367477
Pats have to survive the trap game against the Jets and who knows if Bill will pull his players against the Dolphins to let them rest for the playoffs.
>>63367607
>>63367477
>Implying the Giants wont beat them in the regular season
>Implying the Giants arent going to make another superb owl run
Lets be honest, the Pats D is the only hope of making it undefeated
How will /sp/ react when the Puckers get BTFO for the second game in a row
>m-muh vengeance game
literally no hard evidence to support teams doing better coming off of a loss
>>63362522
>its real
what the fuck
>>63367933
we know we can beat the Jets. The Giants game will be the real trap
>>63367477
>19-0
>>63362522
WHAAT? How have I never heard this?
>>63367933
The giants aren't even close to being as good as they were in 2011. They'll win the division due to romo missing pretty much the entire season, but they won't get out of the wild card round.
>>63362264
>Buncos loosing to indie
Are you retarded or something?
Carolina will lose to Green Bay Sunday
Denver will lose to New England Nov 29
(the Monday night game that week is Baltimore at Cleveland) TOP KEK
Cincinnati will lose to Denver Dec 28th
The Bengals have the easiest schedule in the NFL this season.
New England will go into the playoffs undefeated
>>63371941
Bungles is significantly harder than pabst. The only real threat to NE is the donkeys, and MAYBE the jest.
>>63367933
>tfw giants 4 year cycle
Oh god please let it happen against an undefeated Patriots team
So if the Panthers beat the Packers do the Patriots or Bengals have any game on their resume that is as impressive of a win?
The >jest aren't an impressive win patsfags
>>63362522
>it is actually real
What the fuck
>>63364555
The Patriots schedule is just as much cupcake desu m8
The Panthers beat the Seahawks in Seattle and they'll beat the Packers Sunday night, and then you'll eat your own words
Real talk, Denver is the only team here who doesn't have a babby schedule
>>63372591
this tbf
>>63371941
>The Bengals have the easiest schedule in the NFL this season
Have you not seen the Falcons schedule?
>>63362266
Tom Brady's only wins in Mile High are versus Danny Kannel and Tim Teboq.
Denver will beat New England.
>MFW the buncos go 18-1, but win the owl
>>63362956
It was fun while it lasted though
>>63367477
>If the Pats beat the Broncos
Why do people keep underestimating how big of an if this really is. Tom is 2-4 in Denver.
Has there ever been more than 2 8-0 teams in a season before?
>>63362305
>God, if you exist
>>63362254
Can a Raptors fan enter this thread lads
>>63373388
Fuck basketball and fuck Canada for trying to get into our leagues too.
>>63373409
>waaah im autistic waaah
change your diaper bro
>>63373423
Is the craptors logo on the OP image? Then fuck off. I hope you enjoyed baseball season shithead.
panthers are 6-1 tho
Who /payday/ here
>>63362522
>Manning, while being examined by a female trainer, pulled down his shorts and sat on the trainers face.
If that trainer was a guy would probably have laughed it off and had a beer after. Women don't belong in male areas.
>Bunghole fans riding high
Remember when the Chiefs went 9-0 and lost almost every game afterwards?
>>63374483
>@HOU
>@ARI
9-0 max.
>>63373097
Brady beat the 2011 Broncos, who had a pretty damn good defense too. Put up over 40 points in Mile High.
You'd favor the Pats normally in this upcoming Brady/Manning. But that Broncos D is on another level, it honestly tops the 85 Bears at this stage, it doesn't matter how Brady is looking now and how much Peyton fucks up, that game is in Denver, Brady doesn't have a chance.
>>63375026
Except when your quarterback is Tim Tebow, your defense is going to spend a LOT of time on the field. It's no wonder BB and Brady put up over 40 on them.
>>63375146
Have you seen how godawful the Broncos' offense is this year? No, one game of decent performance doesn't mean shit. The Patriots would have to throw the game away in order to lose against the shitty Broncos.
I've no doubt the Packers will show up to Carolina to play ball, unlike Denver.
I think I'd still give a slight edge to Carolina though.
>>63375176
Tom Brady literally can't play in Mile High.
>59.6% completion
>231 average passing yards per game
>10/5 TD/INT
>2/4 Win/Loss
And now he has to face the best Denver D he's ever faced in the only place in football he doesn't have a winning record at.
Friendly reminder that Tom Brady will never lose another football game
>>63376281
brady creates his own reality
the game has been over for weeks
35-17
Carolina has a cakewalk schedule. If they beat GB this week they could easily stay undefeated and GB has been pretty mediocre on the road.
Patriots play both the Broncos and the Bengals later this year and I can't see either of those teams beating them. Broncos probably give Brady more trouble than the Bungles will but the Pats still win the game. Pats stay undefeated.
>>63376334
What if he doesn't though? What if he actually goes 19-0 this year and retires.
What if he goes 19-0 the next TWO years and retires?
>>63376404
It will be fucking glorious
>>63373097
This.
Nobody seems to remember that Denver use to always fuck Brady, especially in Denver. Didn't matter if it was Plummer or Orton.
He JUST evened his record against them to .500 I think.
>>63376458
Fantasy has convinced people that defense doesn't matter, whoever has the best fantasy players wins games. This makes them think that the Broncos are shit.
People forget that defense wins real football games, and Denver's defense is better than the 2013 Seahawks defense.
>>63376521
What happened to that Seacheats defense in the last Owl m8, I can't remember
>>63376611
They beat brady and then their offense lost it for them.
If the Panthers play as badly as they did vs Indy this week, they won't beat the Packers, unless the packers really lay a egg.
>>63376611
>brady throwinf against 4th stringers and hurt earl thomas/chancelor and sherman
brady is the luckiest faggot ever
>>63376641
>'beat' Brady
>by conceding 4 touchdowns
>>63376748
They did exactly what they had to do to put their team in a position to win.
>>63376641
>beat brady
>complete 74% of his passes
>threw for 328 yards
>4 touchdowns
sssyeahhh, i don't think so partner
>>63362522
So Peyton is alpha as fuck. What's the problem?
>>63376717
You realize the seahawks literally, undeniably, were given a win this year against the lions due to a ref not knowing the rules right?
You realize the seahawks beat the 2win Cowboys by 1 point due, in large part, to the refs fucking up and allowing Seattle to call 2 timeouts in a row to avoid giving the Cowboys a redzone first down? then they gave Seattle a touchdown that was clearly not a touchdown
>>63376902
Not him, but what does this year have to do with last year?
>>63376916
I wasn't reading the whole thread, just clicked on it and saw a seattle fan calling another team lucky.
>>63376770
Give up 28 points and leave less than 2 minutes on the clock to drive 80 yards?
>>63362522
Pey Pey could shit on my face for 300,000 hot damn
>>63376902
>catch a ball and take three steps
>fumble
>hurrdurrprocesofthecatchincompletepass
Lions have a legit beef, Cowboys are just faggots if they are really complaining about a call that would have given Seattle 1st and Goal at the inch line.
>>63371941
Don't the Patriots play the AFC South and NFC East? How can you say the Bengals have the easiest?
>>63376450
>38-0
>>63362266
They'll lose another owl this year.
Panthers are going to be the next to go. Chasing a 1.000 season is a foolish cause because each game adds more unnecessary tension. They will get BTFO by the Packers and it won't even be an interesting game to watch.
There are people that still do not understand the concept of a decoy game. I'm not saying the Packers threw the game, but it's possible they weren't really trying to win.
Think about it, losing to the Broncos doesn't hurt their chances at all for a first seed in the playoffs, losing to the Panthers would. Knowing that, the Packers played to trick the Panthers into preparing for faux weaknesses.
Do you really think Aaron Rodgers getting held to 77 yards is legitimate? It would be very easy for the offensive line to just play like shit on purpose, without making it obvious causing the Panthers to prepare thinking they are going against a struggling O Line.
Same goes for the defense. Denver exploited the same soft coverage/wide open middle of the field that the Chargers did. The defense didn't look much worse than against the Chargers. Now Carolina is going to gameplan their offense based on this "weakness", that has likely been corrected.
>>63379229
Pretending to have a weak O line has no real advantage in game planning though, either you get pressure on the QB or you don't.
Sometimes late in the season teams will play simpler defenses against teams they may meet in the playoffs, but i doubt the Packers would do this so early against a non-conference opponent, they just played poorly naturally, it happens.
>>63376902
>Needing Refs to bail Megatron out of fumbling into the endzone
>Needing Refs when Wifebeater can't beat Seattlels Oline even once for a sack
tbf if the linebacker hadn't batted Megatron's fumble out, the refs probably would have just called it an incomplete pass.
>>63362254
>who will be the first to go?
OBVIOUSLY the panthers
>>63372893
The shitposting would be off the charts.
Of the 4 undefeated teams, none of them are the best teams in the NFL. The best team is the Packers.
1. Patriots played all shit teams with sub .500 records, except for the jets who ALSO played sub .500 teams... until they lost to the raiders. The AFC East is a Joke. Patriots will get their shit kicked in by Eli and his Autism cycle. Then they get their shit kicked in by the Broncos. Then they have an easy schedule for the rest of the way. 14-2 and lose to only good teams.
2. Panthers are shit for the same reason as the patriots. Cam Newton is a shit QB.
3. Broncos have Peyton and his Chicken Parm Arm.
4. Bengals will lose their first playoff game like every season.
On the other hand. Aaron Godgers will get home field advantage and wreck the NFC.
>>63376521
Your analogy doesn't work when the Denver D/ST has as many fantasy points as Julio Jones.
>>63377729
>two timeouts in a row is fair and should not be penalized
Lel, would have been a touchdown. NFL desperately wants a keks/deflates rematch but the xehawks are so bad
>>63391193
>Rodgers
>not choking to the Giants
pick two
>>63391193
Packers have no receivers
Pats have Gronk, Edelman, and yet another found gem of a runningback in Dion Lewis
>inb4 Eddy Fatsy and Randall Cobb
No team will finish the regular season undefeated
My predictions
Pats drop one to the Jets finish 15-1
Broncos loose to the pats and raiders, finish 14-2
Bengals loose to the Broncos and Steelers finish 14-2
Panthers drop two to the Saints and Falcons and finish 14-2
>>63391193
>Cam Newton is a shit QB
Uhh he's an MVP candidate...
Should I support New England because they have England in their name?
>>63392885
Undefeated (At the Moment) Teams Final Predictions
Patriots 13-3 (1), Super Bowl winners
Broncos 13-3 (2) lose AFC Champioship
Bengals 12-4 (3), lose divisional to [insert team here]
Panthers 14-2 (2), lose NFC Championship
>>63393022
>wanting to be c u c k o l d e d
testing
Patriots play the Giants next week.
8-1 (assuming they beat the Foreskins)
>Yfw RG3 comes off the bench following a disasterous quarter by Cousins and shits all over New England's defense
Get ready for your first L, New England
>>63396148
>yfw RG3's knee comes off on the bench
>>63377591
I mean, I'm a cheap fuck, Pey Pey could sit on my face for $300.
>>63396148
Yeah and you get nice pussy sex
>sarcasm
