NYI:John Tavares (illness) hopes to play Thursday
FLA:Jaromir Jagr returns from LBI Wednesday
PIT:Kunitz will be a game-time call Wednesday
ARI:Martin Hanzal (LBI) says he's ready to go
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) out again Wednesday
EDM:McDavid out indefinitely with broken clavicle
STL:NHL fines Ryan Reaves for roughing on Kopitar
COL:Jarome Iginla sparks Avs to win
EDM:Taylor Hall picks up three points against PHI
LA:Anze Kopitar leaves Tuesday's game with UBI
>Laffs
How many months does it take Eichel to catch McMeme's point totals? Does he even do it?
>13 posts early
>post yfw you grabbed Parayko in your fantasy league before the hypetrain
>>63334766
>McDavid retires and never plays another game
>Still outscores Kikel
in all honesty how much will a broken shoulder hurt McDavid? will he ever be able to reach his full potential? he was looking like a a top 10 player already.
>>63334895
>mcdedkid
Will the Boilers ever win another game without McGaykid?
Inb4 everyone except /hoc/ act surprised when Puljujarvi goes first overall.
>>63334895
Apparently it's all bone, no soft tissue. That's the best case scenario. If the Oilers let him properly recover it should have no lasting physical influence. As long as he gets back on the horse and isn't afraid to skate full speed towards the boards again he'll be fine.
>>63334934
>Chicago
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MlOoT5BMXU
>>63334792
>mfw an old fag try's to tell me that high numbers are bad.
>>63334662
Kek
Fucking KEK
Anyone have that list of nicknames for Leon?
>>63334934
They always manage to whoop the Hawks at home
Pens and Kings are the tough ones. Anaheim is a pushover and Arizona got blown out in the pre-season
Is Calgary Puck the dankest hockey forum?
>mcpoopshit
lmao
These two are not worth 10 mill țbh făm
> tfw your team has been playing like shit but is still 2-0 against the eastern champions
feels good to be a wings fan. we have the calder frontrunner and two elite goalies. if we get hot in the playoffs we could easily win it all.
>>63335157
Flames Nation at the nation network was pretty memey to read in the summer
>"And we get another top pairing D! Best defense in the league lads, and here are the cherry picked stats to prove it!"
>"Muh Jack Adams, muh grit"
>"Were not g-going to r-regress, guys..."
ART ROSS: Benn, Seguin, Hall or Kane
CALDER: Domi, Ehlers, Eichel or Panarin
VEZINA: Price, Rinne, Lundshit or Holtby
NORRIS: Doughty, Subban, Karlsson or Weber
Pick em
>>63335255
Howard not elite făm
>>63335334
Ovechkin
Panarin
Price
Keith
>>63335334
Benn
Larkin
Price
Subban
>Chicago goes an entire year without scoring a 4 on 4 OT goal
>NHL changes OT rules to 3 on 3
>Chicago can't be stopped in 3 on 3 OT
>>63335334
>ART ROSS: Benn
>CALDER: McDavid or Larkin
>Vezina: Price
>NORRIS: Doughty
>>63335334
art ross: tarasenko
calder: duclair
Vez: dubnyk
norris: johnny boychuk
>>63334662
stop making them so early you autistic nigger faggot
>>63335334
Tavares
Parayko
Andersen
Klingberg
>>63335432
>mcdavid
>calder
already had his career ending injury, sorry m8
>>63335449
What are you going to do about fag?
>>63335019
>mfw someone apostrophizes the first person version of a word in an attempt to make it third person
>>63335334
Benn
Domi
Price
Subban
>>63335444
>>63335432
>vezina: anything other than Andersen
why even come into the thread with shit like that?
>>63335485
find you and kill you
>>63335514
I'd like to see you try, bud
>>63335545
>iphone
I dont want to get arrested for beating up a minor I'll just kill your parents
>>63335426
>bettman trying to gift them more cups now that they are shit
>>63335569
That's right you dun' want non of this
Actually unironically considering buying NHL 16. Someone talk me out of it pls
>>63335432
>Calder
>Mcglassbones
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63335612
Take a peek over in the EA forums.
>>63335612
>Actually unironically considering buying NHL 16
>spending $80 on a beta unfinished game
>mfw
>>63335658
Stick to divegrass beaner
http://en.akinator.com/
Pretty fun time waster. Managed to guess most of the players I was thinking of. Had know idea who Poojarvi was. Proof he's irrelevant.
who would win
LW) Johnny Gaudreau
C) Patrick Kane
RW) Phil Kessel
D) Dustin Byfuglien
D) Erik Karlsson
G) Jimmy Howard
vs
LW) Anze Kopitar
C) Jonathan Toews
RW) Patrice Bergeron
D) Drew Doughty
D) Zdeno Chara
G) Carey Price
>20 points in 3 games
Unstoppable duo t b h
3V3 OT HAWKS VS BLUES GET IN HERE
>>63335747
>>63335747
>>63335747
>>63335747
>>63335402
better career GAA than Carey Price tb.h
>>63335720
>Had know idea who Poojarvi was
>Had know
BEANER USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE
BEANER USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE
>>63335754
dem skinny ankles
>>63335754
holy fuck Hall has twigs for legs. why are more and more young players skipping leg day?
>chiraq
>it was 5-2
THE CITY OF SHITCAGO
>>63335426
>you
>it was 5-2
How long til Mcmeme blasts himself now that he doesn't have hockey to take his mind off the fact that he lives in Edmonton?
>>63335426
>the city of you
>>63335334
>ART ROSS:Seguin
>CALDER: Domi
>VEZINA: Rinne
>NORRIS: Weber
>Babcock: ‘The net’s too small for the size of the goalies. Period’
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2015/11/04/babcock-the-nets-too-small-for-the-size-of-the-goalies-period/
That's code for: WE CAN'T FUCKING SCORE
Who else thinks Babs is hating himself for leaving the Wings?
thank mr tarsinko
>>63336059
That whole argument is ridiculous, just enforce the rules and call more penalties. That will have the twofold result of increasing scoring initially and forcing players to make fewer moves that clog up the game, allowing for more scoring the in the long run
>it was 5-2
fuck me. this game crushed my soul
>>63336115
This. The number of games that finish with no penalties is absurd.
>>63336160
It's good to see that a rapist alcoholic thug with a receding hairline being on your team has no effect on your wellbeing
>>63336199
fuck off binland
>>63336164
Also the number of penalties that go uncalled is crazy, especially obstruction and stick infraction shit, if they actually called that stuff like the rulebook says they should boom, more penalties and more scoring and players learn not to do it which improves the flow of the game and makes more scoring. Making the net bigger is ridiculous
Based Tarasenko
>>63335726
>Zdeno vs. Phil
Phil wouldn't play tbqh
or he'd get murdered on ice
Bets on team with Carey Price. Rest of the team is hit or miss.
>>63336217
He's right tho
Hawks are a trash organization
>>63336217
>supporting a literal rapist
>it was 5-2
wew
>>63335754
>unstoppable duo
>team literally won't make the playoffs
>>63335754
Cringeworthy af t b h
Is this guy the worst commentator in the league?
>>63336443
I CAN believe it
>>63336443
>>63336280
>using the meme'd edition
Will his reputation ever recover?
>>63336443
>>63336469
>look for duck vs panther game thread
>realize i am the only panther fan
>ducks also have no fans
what should my new team be friends? i like having people to chat with in game threads that actually get created
>>63336459
>gord miller makes the call of the decade
>I CAN BELIEVE IT
I couldn't stop laughing when I found out that he was american. The way he cheers for Team Canada, such a kek
>>63336505
I appreciate the question
>>63336522
Stick with them, I like the cats tbqh
soon
>>63336522
vancouver prolly has the most fans on here desu
>>63336527
Just listen to this a million times. It's like ear bleach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghBi1w-c3E&feature=youtu.be
>>63336529
Will you stop drinking alcohol?
>>63336614
TAVARES' MAGICAL PLAY
>>63336657
>mfw i'm also an alcoholic but at least i don't rape people
>>63336566
Dates? I'm 2 lazy 2 google
St. Louis Rams fan here, looking to get into hockey for the first time. Looks like I'm going with the Blues. Looking to catch up and fully enjoy the sport ASAP. I'm not used to watching a league with multiple games a week on any given day, though. How do you guys manage to keep up with your teams and know how they play from game to game? I just got the app on my phone, but I'm not sure where to go from there.
>>63336708
>>63336776
>asking when the wjhc is
>SHITCAGO
>>63336781
>get the app
>look at the dates
>watch games
>kill yourself because you live in missouri and need to be spoonfed
>>63336776
>American "hockey fans"
What's the GOAT Team Canada play call?
1) "Henderson made a wild stab for it and fell. Here's another shot. Right in front. They score! Henderson has scored for Canada!"
2) "Canada trying to hang on, they've got a break. It's going to be a break. It's Joe Sakic....scores! Jooooe Sakic scores. And that makes it 5-2 Canada. Surely that's gotta be it".
3) "Tavares pulls it out. Tavares backhand towards the goal. Loose puck Eberle scores! Tie game! Can you believe it!"
4) "He's on the ice with Iginla. Iginla, Crosby scores! Sidney Crosby! The golden goal! And Canada has once in a lifetime Olympic gold."
>tfw best team in hockey
>>63336839
>already told you I'm doing the first three
Sounds like what needs to be spoonfed here is some Hooked on Phonics to your illiterate ass
Thanks for playing, though
>>63336885
Also, if you're Canadian and don't have all of these burned into your brain you need to hand in your passport ASAP.
>>63336905
So what else do you want?
Stick to your handegg, nigger
>>63336905
>>63336781
Fuck off faggot
Based bantlels
>>63336885
>canakeks will never have a call this GOAT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
>>63336781
Just jump in with both feet and figure things out as you go. As long as you get the basics of the game you'll figure it out from watching pretty quick. Google anything that you don't understand.
>>63337016
>tfw greatest hockey game in history
>sportsnet saying that there isn't anything that could be changed to prevent McDavid's injury
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63337139
>no one is allowed to touch our magical bust
I hate the flylels as much as the next guy but fuck off
>he thinks the jets ARENT elite
>>63336708
whatcha drinking? I have arrogant bastard ale tonight
>>63337187
Some of these Victory beers from a 24 mix pack I got at Costco, pretty good but a little too hoppy imo
>>63337182
>change icing so forwards don't run defencemen into the end boards
>continue to let defencemen run forwards into the end boards
If you are beat, you are beat. Don't reach out and grab a guy that is past you. That's already a penalty in the rule book and should be properly called. The change would be making the refs actually call it.
>>63336894
Still 3 points behind le Club de hockey Canadien, mon ami noir
>Kimi, you do know there's only four seasons, right?
Has there ever been an American Captain more successful than Brown? TYBDB
>>63337187
>>63337235
>drinking six beers is considered heavy drinking in America
>>63337235
>victory
neat I'm a pongs fag in philly. I'm assuming youre not so its pretty good for them theyre selling in costcos farther away
>>63337284
Who said anything about six pekka, go back to the sauna
>>63337266
>kimi you do know that the canucks haven't won the cup in 40 seasons, right?
>>63337284
well they are pints and over 7% I just drink a bunch during the week so I dont die and then go liquor on the weekends
>>63337297
Americans
>mfw Mcmeme comes back only to get Bertuzzi'd and is forced into early retirement
>>63337293
Yeah I'm in New York, I'd never had them before so I picked them up out of interest because I'd heard they were pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of the Golden Monkey, but all the others are pretty good. A bit too hoppy for my taste as I said, but pretty good.
>rags
>>63336894
>Lost to the Laffs
>>63337183
jets are literally the most elite Canadian club right now, the hasbs are easy coast babbies
>2-7-2
>>63337332
Do you not know what a case of beer is? Has it been that long since you've been to Estonia?
>finnish heritage disease
>finnish goaltending
>>63337273
He is literally elite and faggots around here are just meming.
>>63337183
>muh team full of goons
>>63337016
>tfw thats exactly how i'll feel the moment based trump wins the election over dirty commy sanders
i do believe in miracles
>>63337477
>doesnt like hits in hockey
>>63337477
Get a team that doesn't have a roster full of shrimpy pusswads that get knocked down by a feather's touch.
>that's not a penalty shot
Quality NHL refereeing
>>63337579
he must be watching too much MLS these days
>>63336885
I've always thought the Joe Sakic call was weir because "joe" sounds like Jyoe
The Crosby Goal is probably the best desu
>>63337273
>>63337470
>duthtin brown
>good
Top jej samefaggot
>>63337479
>implying either of those people will be the nominee for their parties.
Babbys first election?
>>63337477
>Jets
>Goons
tbqhfkys
>>63337740
>Implying Trump wont be the nominee
>Implying Sanders won't run independent
>Implying the Dem vote won't be split
>Implying Trump won't be elected
>>63337898
If he's still in it by Convention the Republican establishment will rig the fuck out of the system to nominate Romney or something.
>>63337736
Ain't the same person but you definitely mad
>>63337928
heb boosh
>>63337898
Sander's has already said he's not going to run third-party if he doesn't win the nominatin.
>leave Bettman to me
Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:
The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.
Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.
This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.
My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:
Who can beat the Canadiens?
>>63338792
Vancouver, Edmonton, and Ottawa.
HEY CONNOR
>>63338911
who are real jews in the NH:L
Connor McDavid
3v3 is meme as fuck but Andersen just made some nice saves
Leon "The Skating Auschwitz" Draisaitl
Leon "Dachau of Da Show" Draisaitl
Leon "Warsaw Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Bunker Buster" Draisaitl
Leon "Shower Power" Draisaitl
Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl
REEEEEEEEE
>>63339094
Leon "Treblinka Train" Draisaitl
>>63339246
calm down
>>63339094
Arbeit Macht Freisaitl
>>63338711
>leave Calder to me
>>63338711
>>63339094
Leon "Weimar Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Führers Fury" Draisaitl
Leon "Bavarian Beast" Draisaitl
Leon "Austrian Avenger" Draisaitl
Leon "Lebensraum Lieutenant" Draisaitl
ducks win :^)
we rebound now. stanley cup here we come
>.938 SV%
>3-7 this season
It's alright Lu you're trying your best playing for a shit team
>>63339493
Leon "Anschluss Obliterator" Draisaitl
>>63339447
>Pulju is a nigger
At least you got that right.
>>63339498
lets not get ahead of ourselves ducksbro, got a long way to go and a lot of players to get back and things to fix up
were it not for freddie playing out of his mind, probably would only have 1 win right now
>>63339536
Leon "The numbers just don't add up" Draisaitl
>>63338952
underrated post tbℎ
>>63339605
ur mums lover is a nigger
>go to Oilersnation
>see this
Kek
>>63339743
Nah, she's a good white woman, not some mongoloid
>3-7-2
>>63339796
>living in a lie
>>63339818
Don't you have some coats to hand out my Fennoswede chum?
>>63339818
Are you implying that you aren't the result of hundreds of years of inbreeding? I heard there was even a disease called after it.
>>63339493
Leon "Vengeance from Vienna" Draisaitl
Leon "Terminator of Tannenberg Line" Draisaitl
Leon "Zyklon B on ice" Draisaitl
Leon "Rommel's pommel" Draisaitl
Leon "Wolfsschanze wonderkid" Draisaitl
Leon "Got a gripe with the Reich?" Draisaitl
>Dusthin brown gettin bodied by chillruns
>>63339880
>Got a grip with the Reich?
>>63339880
>Leon "Goebbels' Guy" Draisaitl
>Leon "SS Sniper" Draisaitl
>Leon "Blitzkreig Bully" Draisaitl
>Leon "Goose Stepping" Draisaitl
>Leon "Panzer Power Play" Draisaitl
>Leon "Free Luftwaffles for Everyone" Draisaitl
>>63339880
>>63339493
>>63339094
lmao
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS TEAM AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT GOD FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS NIGGER MANBUTTER ON MY CHEST.
KILLING MEMEDAVID WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON FOR ME SO FAR FOR REAL
THIS TEAM CAN'T GET MY DOG HARD FOR SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LOSING 5 GAMES REALLY?KILL #YOURSELF #NOW
>muh muh prospects are so good wait a year
FUCK.NO.FAGGOT.I'M NOT GOING ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO PHILLY TEAMS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.FLYERS ARE THE ONLY CHANCE AND RIGHT NOW.RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY'RE BLOWING IGUANA DICK.
GO DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SHIT BRANDON MANNING
>>63340084
fuck the flyers
>>63339609
Freddie made some crazy saves tonight, now we just need some regularity on offense. It's still a guessing game of which player or which line will actually get the scoring going. There really is yet to be a combo that has found decent chemistry.
At least Ducks outshot the other team tonight, that's a good sign.
>>63339533
>lu do u feel any responsibility for the loss?
>flyers:80% attendance
welp, kill me fellas I'm fucking done.The one thing fans could be proud of when the team is shitty, is gone.Philly fans are getting soft
>it was 5-2
>Cawks
/meatandpotatoes/
>People apologizing for Lu
Tim Thomas is literally a better goalie. Shaking My Head, /hoc/
>>63340831
tfw no meat and potatoes eating gf
>>63340894
Damn, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
>>63340927
she is so high test I bet she has to use a rag on a stick to clean her whole ass
>>63340894
I would suck a fart out of mal malloys ass desu
>>63340938
>rags
>>63340960
from fat asses back to hockey discussion in 3 posts I love /hoc/
>>63340970
Strangely attractive whatever she's doing.
>>63340986
>maried a 6'2 190 pound powerful ogre wife
>tfw no petite spinner gf
>>63340986
It's not really hard, though she keeps her balance pretty well. I remember doing the same thing as a kid.
>>63340995
Question is, does she have a petite spinner husband?
>>63341012
I know. The point had to do with the attractiveness of it, probably due to the hip movements.
>>63341029
Eh. I think it's just the short shorts and exposed thighs. She could do just about anything and I'd prolly say pic related.
Reminder that McDavid will win the Calder anyways
>>63341058
Yeah, that helps a lot.
>>63336273
I don't like some of the stick on stick slashing calls, but I agree obstruction/interference is not consistently called.
>>63335486
>apostrophizes
/hoc/ ded
>>63335230
3 cups disagrees with you.
>>63335334
Seguin
Ehlers or Domi
Lundqvist or Price
Pietrangelo or Weber
Wake up /hoc/
>NHL teams letting the Pens go on 20 game winning streak
When will the incompetence end?
>>6334265
let me sleep
>>63342851
>only winning against the laffs by two goals
counts as a loss desu
>McDavid out
>Coilers finish last again
>Draft poopjarvi
>ruin him like they did everyone else
>every Finn on earth kills themselves
>/hoc/ is nice again
>>63342914
That's the dream, anon
>KANE NOT BEING PROSECUTED
Does anyone see a situation where >laffs don't finish last?
>>63342953
>blow jackets
>"Blackhawk's Patrick Kane will not be prosecuted on rape case, Erie County DA Frank Sedita announced Thursday"
o im laffin
>>63342986
>superstar athlete
>not charged
I'm shocked
>>63342914
what if they become new Kurri/Gretsky with mcdavid? what then!? that would be the worst.
>>63342986
Can't detain the Kane
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS TEAM AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT GOD FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS NIGGER MANBUTTER ON MY CHEST.
KILLING MEMEDAVID WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON FOR ME SO FAR FOR REAL
THIS TEAM CAN'T GET MY DOG HARD FOR SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LOSING 5 GAMES REALLY?KILL #YOURSELF #NOW
>muh muh prospects are so good wait a year
FUCK.NO.FAGGOT.I'M NOT GOING ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO PHILLY TEAMS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS.FLYERS ARE THE ONLY CHANCE AND RIGHT NOW.RIGHT FUCKING NOW THEY'RE BLOWING IGUANA DICK.
GO DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SHIT BRANDON MANNING
>>63343216
hi there, everything all right?
>>63343204
Oh fugg xDDD
>>63343216
You already posted that, fuck off
>>63343216
>floyers
>>63343204
Collar McBroken
>>63339787
Kek
The meme just doesn't end
GET THE FUCK IN HER!!!
>>63343349
>>63343349
>>63343349
>>63343365
>her
Who, your mom?
>>63343440
The girl Kane didn't rape.
Will the blackhawks 2peat this year?
>>63335334
>>63335444
>>63335432
too bad Zyklon-Lee played more than 25 games last year or he'd be a shoe-in
>>63343501
I wish he wasn't on the oilers
how did bennett drop to 4th anyway?
Euro hockey tour, Finland vs. Russia
Stream: http://areena.yle.fi/1-3122402 (finnish proxy needed)
Kane is still a rapist tbqh
He can't keep getting away with it
>>63343644
http://matchtv.ru/
Scroll down (a little), in the player window choose Eвpoхoккeй тyp Финляндия Poccия (the other sign is Euroleague Rubin- Liverpool).
Then click HD.
>>63343737
does this say it's geolocked?
Watching highlights from the past two days; man the Avs announcers are brutal. Might be the worst outside of the Blue Jackets crew.
>>63343928
it is known
https://youtu.be/1pEOSi7Xx_o
>>63343701
CANT THROW PATTY IN THE PADDY
>>63343815
>the content isn't blocked for your country.
Fucking matchtv :((((((
Sorry, Hans. I hate this shit too.
>Penguins prospect Derrick Pouliot has been cited for public drunkenness.
>Pouliot was cited by Wilkes-Barre City police early Sunday morning, according to a police report. Officers arrived at a dispute between Pouliot and a taxi driver at 1:10 a.m. and found the 21-year-old defenseman to be intoxicated, police said. Pouliot was taken to the police station and issued a non-traffic citation. He was released to a sober adult, according to the report.
so he was drunk and got in a fight with a cabbie? pouliot confirmed for next kane/giroux star player
>>63343992
>public drunkenness
wait you can't be drunk in public? wtf
>yfw Sabres will win tonight
ayyyyyyyy
>>63344003
you cant be visibly drunk and cause a disturbance. he was in a fight with a cabbie and the cops came up. it was halloween night so the cops were probably just being extra dickheads. its just a citation
>>63343992
>dispute between Pouliot and a taxi driver
emulate the best desu
>>63343992
Not even a fight, it was just a dispute while drunk. You'd be drinking heavily too if you lived in Wilkes-Barre.
>>63343992
>can't be drunk in public
Sweet nanny state you've got there m8
Also
>21-year-old defenseman
>released to a sober adult
lel
>>63344013
They will not
>>63344034
yeah if you don't have a sober adult to get you out they leave you in until the morning when youre sober
r8 my bet
pls no bully
>>63344034
Go suck another black cock Somaleden
