The SNL that Michael Phelps hosted is on Comedy Central right now. Has there ever been a more meme athlete? This dude has no personality at all, he just spends 12 hours a day in a pool and the rest of the time sleeping and eating.
>18 olympic gold medals
>meme
meme athlete is a tag for someone who has undue praise
>>63317777
He's done literally nothing since 2008
meme as fuck
>>63317807
4 golds in london fagget
>>63317777
Meme sport that we only pretend to care about for 2 weeks every 4 years. No one actually gives a shit about crap like swimming and track & field. The only good summer olympic sports are wrestling, boxing, gymnastics, badminton, basketball, soccer, handball, ping pong, and tennis.
The size of Olympic medals should represent the importance of the sport. All of Phelps' medals should be tiny coins. LeBron's medals should be giant Flavor Flav sized medals.
>>63317838
>badminton
>pingpong
what?
>>63317860
>implying anyone cares about Olympic soccer
>>63317878
That's true. My roommate is Mexican, so he made it seem like Olympic soccer was important when they won in 2012.
I wish LeBron and Serena would have kids just to guarantee American dominance in the Olympics in the future. Unfortunately we'll have to settle for shitty dual-citizenship Drake/Serena kids.
How is lil wayne so tall?
He fucks trannies
>>63317777
Most of those metals are for essentially the same race where you if you win one, you're basically guaranteed the others.
He won the same 3 metals six times.
