OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ HOUSTON ASTROS GAME THREAD
GAME #4
>>62660445
When's kickoff?
I'M READY BROTHER
Yordano goes full clutch
>roylels
>>62660445
I'm usually an NL guy, but watching these 'stros games are fucking exciting
>Astros
>championships
Pick one
>>62660445
Smuk frok is /hoc/ exclusive meme faggot.
>royals
topkek cannot wait for all the asspain to flow when the Stros' finish them off
>>62660518
They're still doing well, especially considering no one even expected them to go .500.
>are the Astros the new royals?
Literally the only similarity is that they are young and in the playoffs
Good news for Astros:
>Lance McCullers Home ERA: 1.86, BAA: .188, and WHIP: 0.92
>Have beat KC every time at home this season
>Ventura is pitching on short rest
Bad news for Astros:
>For some unknown fucking reason McCullers gets the opposite of the McHugh run support treatment. They've backed him up with more than 3 runs a grand total of 5 times (0 times in his last 6 starts, 5 of which were losses)
>Ventura won the only game he's pitched at Minute Maid (last season)
>"Elimination Yordano" is apparently a thing? [citation needed]
>>62660559
They have nothing else to talk about, clam down
>>62660560
>"Elimination Yordano" is apparently a thing? [citation needed]
Game 6 last year's World Series
Better luck against cueto astros
>yfw the Astros score 0 runs the rest of the series
>>62660612
Imposibru
>>62660571
The retarded kc media is saying the same stupid shit. It's rustlin me
>>62660560
idk hes got a 4.08 ERA and a 1.30 WHIP. last year in the playoffs he only had a 1.26 WHIP and a 3.20 ERA. I mean he's solid, and the offense might not materialize, but I don't see any evidence suggesting he's lights out in the playoffs and one game against a 72 win team isn't gonna do it for me
Is fox sports 1 an elaborate meme?
>>62660635
They are just grasping at straws for content, they've finally stopped talking about Chase Utley
Prepare your anus for hitskrieg astros
"High test" crowd you got there Houston
LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE OPEN SEATS
>>62660648
No it's a sports channel on tv
stream, gents?
>>62660732
Considering the game hasn't started yet and its an earlier game, that's usually how it goes
AND THEY MARCHIN IN
>>62660762
http://freecast[dot]in/MLBOFF.html
>>62660765
Just in that meme city in Texas
>>62660704
>>62660732
>backwater ass kansas shitty "people" shocked that Houstonians have jobs
not everyone can be an unemployed meth head.
>>62660802
Idk, all the Doyer games I've been to it takes a minute for the stands to fill in
>>62660806
I guess you can't get the day off when you are the guy who drives the garbage truck
>starter named McColored
Roylels literally going to be cucked.
>>62660831
Are you a compfy neet?
>>62660831
can't get the day off in oil and gas either
Go Royals
royals win this game 100% after that
FIRST BATTER HIT! JESUS FUCK NO HOPE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA #REVENGEFORSPRINGER
fuck
McCullers is too nervous to play this game. Holy shit.
>>62660445
>stealing memes
>barely grazes the top of his hand
wow what a fucking pussy. springer still stole a base with a broken hand
Holy fuck carter has never once ever made that throw or play cleanly in his life i swear
>>62660851
Grad student
Let's go 'Stros
>>62660926
Yeah it hit like 1 finger and he started crying
can carter connect a single DP
Shoulda broke his fucking leg.
>the Astros think this pitcher will get them the win
O i am laffin
>>62660943
You're going down at home today buddy
>>62660971
No, but the offense will
youtube stream link?
Is this already shaping up to be the best postseason in recent memory?
>4 largest cities are all represented: NYC, LA, Chi, and Hou
>young exciting rookies: correa, schwarber, bryant, syndergaard, seager, etc
>teams that haven't been relevant in forever are back
>chase utley's heel turn
what a time to be a civil servant and have Monday off
>no hitter is still in play
Great job getting out of the first inning, very importabt for mccullers, gotta settle in now
>>62660994
nevermind I forgot I had a 50 inch tv behind me kek
>>62660994
freecast.in/mlboff.html
any streams up? stream2watch doesnt appear to have any yet
>>62661022
>mentioning a no hitter that's still in play
>>62660976
Remind me, what's the Doyers' record without Greinke or Kershaw this season?
>>62661023
he seems pretty calm tbh. other than the HBP, he's looked pretty in control. batters aren't getting good contact on him
p gd hustle on the kid in that ad
>>62660971
>inducing soft contact is bad
"ok"
only bad thing he's done is hit Escobar and that was harmless.
>>62661036
>freecast.in/mlboff.html
404 :(
>>62661022
Gotta love Orbit.
Did anyone see the letter Orbit wrote up to excuse people from work? lol
>altuvlet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Altuve is not playing well at all on offense this post season.
>>62661048
Absolute shit, but hopefully Brett Anderson wakes up in the postseason
>>62661063
>comic sans
>>62661060
My b you have to capitalize MLBOFF
>>62661083
Astros are lowkey most likable team in the playoffs
>>62661083
>tfw fall break today and tomorrow
Anyone know who's calling the game on fs1 I recognize Piersynski but not the other 2
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU JUST CAN'T TEACH THAT
>>62661104
Smoltz and Vasgerian
>>62661084
>freecast.in/mlboff.html
bless you child
Ventura sure has a fresh cap.
We beanball now
Why does it sound like they are playing wiffleball out there?
TAKE THAT FAGGOT
RETALIATION
HERE WE GO
>>62661119
Thanks m8
>>62661132
Kek at least he took it like a man and didn't start crying
>>62661111
>no one gonna check these
plunk
>houston """"fans""""
Right in the funny bone kek
>>62661132
>>62661133
>scrape top of hand
>whine like a bitch and give evil eye
>belted in elbow
>dont bitch and take your base
why are the royals so unlikable
>>62661153
Who's laughing now bitch?
>>62661141
It's because he's wearing pussy armor
And he still took longer to get to first than esky
>ventura
>unintentional
ok
>>62661157
Because they come from a place nobody gives a shit about
>>62661168
volquez is the main dirty piece of shit tbh
>rub off players because they're hot
lewd
>>62661168
But he's such le nice guy
Rasmus. Rasmus. He's so hot right now. Rasmus.
Go royals
>>62661157
Ned Yost
SO HOT
Colby "The Hitman" Rasmus
BASED RASMUS
>softball beer league rover
>George HW Bush throws out first pitch
>His son owned the Rangers
COLBY RASMUS
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CHRIS CARTER AND COLBY RASMUS SAVED THE SEASON
Gattis is definitely on the spectrum
Why is Gattis the DH if he can't hit? ;^)
>the city of houston
>>62661214
It's banter between father and son
Gattis needs to rub off Rasmus.
>>62661214
h.w. is a bro and a true houston sports fan. his son is a bandwagoning fairweather piece of shit
I got a great idea for expanding our game
how about
we
play games
at 10am
on a Monday.
>>62661239
what's your issue with this?
>>62661239
But who doesn't do coke these days?
>>62661239
>not getting in a cheeky nudge w/ ur m8s at the pitching match
>>62661257
I'd be drinking beer if there weren't three more games.
>>62661257
>not working second shift
>>62661257
Casuals ain't watching LDS games anyway
>>62661239
>This is a 10 in Houston
>>62661273
Lightweight
>>62661257
>worst coast
There's your problem.
>>62661257
>they don't celebrate thanksgiving today
>>62661294
Casuals only watch WS
>>62661187
Who /skippingclass/ here?
>>62661251
Both are from Connecticut
>>62661295
Oh God. I laughed so hard I choked.
Pat me on the back.
>>62661309
But he lives in the west not east
>>62661239
>Trying to trash talk people for their habits
well aren't you a clean-nosed good ol' boy.
>Mfw someone called her white in a news article I read
>>62661323
GTT
>>62661234
No but really could somebody answer this for me? Is there not a better alternative?
>>62661321
tfw glorious Columbus Day off!
Les goooooo stros bros!!!!
I've had a noticeable zit in the middle of my forehead for a few days. How do I get rid of it without looking like a desi girl?
>>62661251
lol if i had the money to buy a major league team i don't think i'd wait for my favorite team to become available. i'd just go out and get it
>>62661367
Buckshot
>>62661335
That's the least coast, dingus.
He's trying too hard with the curve
>"OH MY GOD" right at camera
LEL
>>62661367
foundation.
>>62661239
>coke
Such a trashy DoC. Smh
>>62661367
>let it grow
>go to game
>sit behind hawties
>pop it and shoot yer zit cream on their hotdogs
profit
>Kid just got knocked the fuck out
CUCKED
CHEEKY SALVY
KILL ME NOW
boo royal cucks
>can ruin his day
>home run
THAT KID DIED FOR A PURPOSE
BASED SALVY
Terrible looking swing imo
>kills child
>hits dinger
Cold blooded.
>>62660445
>morning baseball in the fall
best sport season is best
what you have for Breakfast, spee?
>shilling for Maytag
guess fiers is coming in at 5
Here come the nets. :(
>>62661489
>eating a BLACKED breakfast
>>62661489
NEEDS SPRINKLES
>>62661470
These announcers are horrible. Fox sports caster should be demoted to little league. So painful to listen to.
>yfw Salvy fucks yo bitch, kills yo kid, and hits a donger
Houston has already lost
>>62660445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2KLHHY7l3w
>>62661607
>Houston has already lost
>2nd inning
did you not watch yesterday's game or something?
>>62661489
>>62661584
>yfw Salvy hits yo kid, kills yo bitch, and fucks a donger
>>62661632
I don't think you realize that yordano has already blacked your team
>>62661609
How do you put your H in the air?
HOLY FUCK
Based Carlos "loose cannon" gomez
gomez has one of the best homerun pimps in baseball
>gomez
Loving
Every
Lel
Dank
>>62661660
u wot m8
CARLOS GOMEZ
A
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>>62661489
I saw my mom last night and was given shitload of precooked chicken cutlet and meatballs to bring back to my place and reheat.
If only that wasn't hit to center field
VENTURA GETTING
JACKED
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SIT DOWN FAGGOT
>>62661728
>made chris carter strike out
kek what an accomplishment
>astros respond with a solo dinger
Lol royals arent winning this game. Theyre going to have to steal this game otherwise its over
>Houston hits it to a part of the park that isn't little league sized
>not a hr
What a surprise
Castro doing the chicken dance.
>>62661700
I got tendies from mine :^)
When you don't know baseball, talk about the players personalities and off-field activities.
Muh intangibles
>>62661752
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
>>62661759
How salty can you be? Get over it cuck city fan.
>>62661774
so in other words be a royals fan
I just had Five Guys and now I have to take a huge shit
Also, I forgot how overrated and overpriced that place is
>>62661759
>you will never have your first kiss on the kiss cam
>>62661799
the burgers are good but nothing special. I hate the fries. I don't like peanut oil.
What is that irritating "dunk" sound for?
Who /eating leftover pizza/ here?
>mfw 6 cheese blend and double bacon
>>62661799
i love dem burgs
>>62661861
Pepperoni pizza here.
>>62661861
Keking at you fatty
>>62661861
>no based sardines
>>62661814
I dunno, the Cajun fries are pretty good.
how hard would this 2 day combo be for KC fans if the royals lose today?
>acl
>>62661891
Just another typical weekend for kc sports tbh
>>62661891
about as hard as every other disappointing year of KC sports in my life
>>62661875
Im 6'1 245 14%bf brah i can eat whatever the fuck i want
>the cable package with ~150 channels doesn't have FS1
>the cable package with ~50 channels does
what the fuck cux
>>62661912
You're fat bro
Should the right to call a check sing be taken away from the home plate ump completely? there are people with better angles who have tohe job to call that
Chris carter is so fucking useless. Hoz cucks him in every way
jeff sullivan/dave cameron for broadcasting duo
>>62661941
Has Hosmer even made contact with the ball this entire series?
>>62661941
>Chris carter is so fucking useless.
You Royals fans weren't saying yesterday.
>sit next to another old couple who says im in their usual seat and mention to each other their disgruntlement at not getting their seat
>offer to switch, older guy saya theres a bar in the view
>i say it dont matter
>it really doesnt...
Goat mvp
When will they learn?
YOU
JUST
CAN'T
TEACH
THAT
>>62661941
he was one hit from the cycle yesterday m8
>manlets
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
SWING AND A MEME
>THE CITY OF KANSAS
LEL
rekt
HAHAHAHAH KEEP TALKING SHIT FAGGOTS
>>62662079
How does that donger taste faggot?
Literally a pop out in Kauffman
>>62662102
>Canada
holy shit how inside was that pitch?
HAHAHAHAHA BASED CORREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET REKT MEME TEAM
>Kansas Shitty
A FOKKIN DINGER M8
Why the fuck are Canadians in this thread
DINGER
Yeah his left arm is fucked
>>62662106
>when your team is so shit that you have to shitpost in other threads
>#justjasythings
CARLOS CORREA
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>>62662133
Support the Houston Astros. Fuck Kansas shitty and their meme ways.
>>62662112
holy shit the mad
LEL
>>62662133
>Why the fuck are Canadians in this thread
>Not knowing Canada 'Strobros
c'mon fam. it's been that way all season
>>62662167
This guy knows.
his elbow seems okay
>>62662147
>>62662133
>not knowing about canada's resident astros fan
Black people shows dominate Wednesday's on fox
>>62662112
im hungry
>>62662180
>thinking people should know that
Autism
>>62662227
why not eat some cock you fucking faggot piece of shit
Hosmer doing what he does best.
>coming out party
>>62662202
black television viewers are really easy entice, specifically middle aged black women
way too much candycorn tbh fam
Who wants to see Cubs vs Astros Worlds Eries just to see the Cubs have to play through 3 current and former NL Central teams?
>>62662291
why
Why are the royals a meme team
>>62662336
Because everybody is jelly of all the fun they have
>>62662336
>>62662336
Because they win
>>62662353
They are having zero fun in this series
I wish I could be at the game and eating hotdogs
