We tea break panic now
NZ 79/3 off 8.1ov
Requires 73 runs to win
Let's discuss Australia sabotaging MemeCullum
first for comeback
IGTMR
3rd for choke
rest in peace mccullums arm
fractured or just bruised?
>>56855867
I can't stand Flemming. The shape of his head pisses me off.
COLLAPSE
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when are they going to start playing againwtf
>>56855867
Dirty cheating cunts.
Aussies confirmed for not being able to handle the bantz
>>56855902
I reckon pretty badly bruised
should be alright after this game, got a week or so after it
pretty swollen
>>56855913
when you stop clubbing seals
>>56855916
You didn't wear a black armband for based PJ so Mitch put one their for you
Would it be the greatest moment in the history of Sport if Australia win this?
>>56855928
fuck off Im a new fan
>>56855913
rude
>>56855867
that fat shit ryder can replace mcullum, and do better
can we get back to the game yet
>>56855867
What a pussy
Piers Morgan took 6 of them and didnt moan
>>56855947
25 minutes
they went off for 40 minutes because of timetable
>>56855946
Yes because those Cuck Zealanders will finally learn their place
The worst thing about the underarm was that we did it to stop a tie. A TIE.
>>56855946
nah
>>56855952
>implying he wouldn't be hungover
>>56855952
can't play if he's in jail m8
I was 5 foot 7. I literally felt 6 foot 7
I Believe in KANE.
this might actually shape up to be a good match...
>>56855957
you should be used to waiting around for sports action Amerifriend.
>>56855980
>we
Which chappell are you m8?
>>56855992
yeah yeah yeah
>>56855980
Was it really worth it? The guy got chewed up for it and was called out as a punk ass bitch for years
>>56856008
no, I HATE football for all of its commercial breaks
>>56855957
no. only memes now
Feeeel.
Can someone explain me the underarm meme, please? What's the backstory?
when will they learn
>tfw a usual NZ team would collapse here
show otherwise pls
>>56856033
Yeah it ruined Trevor Chappell's life kek.
Wasn't even his fault, Greg made him do it.
Trevor Chappell is literally known for nothing but that.
>That 1992 victory
GOAT
>>56856064
Only 18 years or older can post here.
>stadiums will never allow crowds to spill onto the ground ever again
>wake up nice and early
>'oh yeah the cricket is on, should be a great game!'
>ausfailia getting abs destroyed
top top meme
>>56856064
lol casual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qpj-yBkwY
Australia are literally favourites to win this right now, Jew Zealand is BTFO
would you rather be a GOAT manlet batsmen or average tall fast bowler
>2015
>not watching the World Surf League womens comp during the cricket break
>not taking in all that glorious 20 year old wet French and Australian ass
>>56856103
>The lunch break is a conspiracy to settle NZ nerves and prevent a collapse
>>56856103
Australia are literally 13/1 to win
if you're so sure you could make a lot of money
>>56856081
when we won ITM cup the field got rushed, some drunk cunts were on there before the final whistle
>>56855946
The history of insignificant sports perhaps
>tfw bailed on my jugger match for today because i wanted to watch the cricket
hope my team mates aren't too mad
>>56856122
On the contrary, the batsmen will have to make a new start.
>>56856123
as I said in the previous thread, I put 100 on Australia before they started bowling. I'm gonna be fucking rich.
>>56855946
m8 it's a pretty insignificant group match(since both teams are pretty much guaranteed to pass to the next round). Maybe if this was the WC finals
>>56856123
tbh my main worry is the NRR
If we finish third in the group we'll meet New Zealand in the semis in AUCKLAND.
THAT would be a problem
it would be REALLY helpful it Englel BTFO'd Shit Lanka
lads what milk do I drink for the second half
>>56856166
chocolate unless you're a double nigger
>>56856166
go 2% or go home
>>56856166
Mine
>>56856166
strawberry is objectively the best milk
>>56856128
>Taranaki
absolutely disgusting
how much longer until we're back?
>>56856190
literal pleb
chocolate or nothing
>>56856187
>>56856199
<10mins
>>56856190
>he rates strawberry above chocolate
DIE FAGGOT
BIG M CHOCOLATE MISTER RUSE
fuck I'd smash that asian chick in the don't drink and fry ads
>>56856213
That's just enough time to watch an entire NFL game!
>>56856166
What's that Chocolate milk from NZ I've been hearing about? Apparently they only let people buy 1 per person because of the high demand
>marsh
>0 (2)
>>56856246
lewis road chocolate milk?
its meme milk
>>56856221
Word brother.... word
pls no collapse
keep gettin the captcha wrong even though it's right, such bullshit m8
>>56856246
the goat
>>56856190
this is truth
even banana is better than chocolate, I mean chocolate is good but its kind of sickly, I can drink a million tonnes of any other flavour
>>56856269
it's case sensitive you fuckwit
>>56856278
>even banana is better than chocolate
>>56856273
oh my god that looks incredible
>>56856284
It's not
>>56856246
Its not even that good, just a bit creamier
Fucking flawless marketing though, even ages after the craze the chocolate milk is always out of stock
Watson had better take 6 wickets
>tfw no gaming robot
>>56856166
Strawberry . Chocolate is for Children
plain Chocolate is also the worst flavour of Ice cream
>>56856284
hey
he you
lanGuage plS
even when it's all lowercase, I get it wrong m8
>>56856300
Watson will concede the losing runs
>>56856246
the memeiest thing to ever happen in New Zealand
literally ever
it was in every fucking newspaper and shit, everyone was talking about it for like a week or so
I bet its fucking shit I'm not even going to try it
>>56856299
supermarket near my place is always out cause the fat little faggots from a nearby high school queue up to buy it lol
Lads, do I get a Nippy, Wave or Primo?
>I don't drink coffee milk
>>56856246
It's because of the milk rations we have here. The Lewis Road Creamery milk is 100% milk with no water, and we usually save that for exports to the middle east and china
How Fucking long is lunch fuck man
>>56856312
it's just chocolate milk
literally
>>56856322
I hate coffee flavored drinks
I need to drink frappe's because theyre so bitter
>>56856317
N I P P Y S
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>>56856317
nippy >>>>>>>>primo>wave
>>56856317
Nippys iced coffee m8
>>56856317
Primo is always the best
>>56856317
nippy cunt, is that even a question
>>56856322
>coffee milk
What in the literal fuck is that
We drink real coffee in first world countries
>yfw australia tries to bowl 50 overs of underarm
>>56856312
What about that couple that were fucking in their office building after work one night, and it happens to be across the road from a pub?
that was pretty meme
>>56856312
>mfw i saw a family of poor polys buying a whole crate of it
>>56856350
>>56856344
Nippys honeycomb the best.
I buy one everyday before work.
It is the only good thing in my life
>>56856335
>>56856336
But lads Nippy cartons are so small whilst you can get big Primos or Waves
And if you drink two Nippys you feel ill
>Australia wins 94% of the matches when the opening pair scores 50+
Is this from the days of Gilchrist+Hayden? 94% seems very high
>>56856370
Get Primo then you fucking Homosexual
FINALLY
>>56856386
But Primo doesn't taste as good as Nippy tbh
Why is this so hard, bros?
>>56856361
>theyfallforanything.jpg
>>56856348
;)
V ice coffee is the goat
Not up for debate
Alright guys we're back on the field and ready for action.
Any Brits lasted this break?
>>56856404
is NZ the belt or the black man
is it home ground advantage or is australia just shit?
IRONMAN GOAT
SIVIN
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NEW ZEALAND COLLAPSE HAPPENING
BASED FUCKING IRONMAN
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Memezealand
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GET A BROWN FUCKING DOG UP YA
FUCK
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GET THE FUCK OUT
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WHAT THE FUCK
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
ON A HATRICK!!!!!
why is Guptill even still a thing, he never does shit just fucking shoot him already and Taylor is in terrible form shoot him too, just have based Kane and McMeme opening with Ronchi at #3 for when Meme holes out it makes literally no difference to lose the other 8 batters
>>56856317
Wave used to be made with full cream milk and was GOAT, then they changed to skim milk + cream, now it's skim milk + thickening agent. Fucking jews.
STARC GOAT FUCK ME
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Coffee milk is literally disgusting
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jesus christ, New zealand
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>fruit and vegetables must not be taken out of eden park
What in the hell?
sweating_black_caps_towel.jpg
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WHAT IS HAPPENING??????????
lel
HATTRICK TIME
>nz most worried about the fruit and veg
the fuck is happening
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Will new Zealand even make it to 80?
>Aussies are worse than lelgland xDD
GET FUCKED
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>this match
wickets gallore
F U Q
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IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL IT'S NOT HAPPENING STOP BEING DELUSIONAL
COLLAPSE
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andergoat can carry
WHY DO NZ ALWAYS PLAY DOWN
ANY NZ TEAM EVER
oh fuck off we're trying to talk about chocolate milk
please god no
PLEASE GOD
Holy fuck new zealand pls dont do this
GOLDEN DUCK
>"people" with the surname Elliot in charge of playing cricket
>Implying the break isn't OP
>tfw no hat trick
>>56856503
Australia has the best bowling in the world tbf
before this game started I thought both teams would get 400
Anderson and Kane can save us tbh
still confident, you fucking meme team?
I put all the batsmen in my fantasy team expecting it to be a high scoring game.
Haddin singlehandedly made this a competitive total and people want him off the team lmao.
72 runs
>he's a big wicket
for you
>tfw not even enough milk for this weekend
>tfw on the Train
hope I can make it home by the end of the match
score btw?
>Commentator: Williamson's a big wicket
REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SUG MY BENIS
If we are being realistic about this australia need to get vitori out fast. He is the kind of player who can be sensible the rest of the way unlike these other memes
>>56856541
the meme god kane is still in mate
dont count ya chickens yet
1/80
4/80
>>56856520
ikr, the first thread was all about the meme ground and the meme boundary.
>DAT SWING
>>56856550
>not meadowfresh
l
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WAS THE COLLAPSE OF YOUR BATTING ORDER PART OF YOUR PLAN?
Starc is only 25 as well. We're going to have this based meme bowler for another decade.
>nervous
>>56856583
does the N in NZ stand for nigger?
>>56855867
OMG WILL I ACTUALLY MAKE MONEY ON MY BET? GO AUSFAILIA
>>56856568
It was 2/80 you pleb
>this music
totally based
>>56856581
It is actually.
>not knowing about wholesale sub-brands
>>56856584
it was expected
AUS 1/80
NZ 4/80
>choking
>>56856584
of courshe
>Starc, Cummins and Johnson bowling
MUH DICK
>>56856585
He'll break down before 35
>Elliot
>Taylor
>Guptill
literally who cares
>>56856599
>implying it wasnt 3/80
>>56856611
>>56856608
just need pattinson tbh
>>56856610
Yeah just like Johnson :^)
>>56856599
Disregard this, I fucked up
>aussies screaming over these absolutely meme wickets
not worth much tbh
>>56856600
My thoughts
who /nervous/ here
>Poo Peeland already out of batsmen
>>56856629
We will take what we can get after that first innings
>>56856634
One more wicket will make me feel a little better.
>nz batting
>>56856634
game doesn't even matter
as aus was saying before
r-right
FARK
these cunts are living dangerously
>Anderson
Ronchi and Based Kane will do this, don't stress
>nz starting to shit the bed
Come on, make this awful game slightly interesting.
This is actually becoming a good tense game
>>56856656
nah it's just good shitposting
Honestly thought we were going to lose by 10 wickets so I'm fine with this loss.
fucking hell we are going to lose this i can feel it
Can we just play test cricket and score 2 per over please
Anyone else sick of these terrible Channel 9 commentators all over our beautiful NZ commentary team? Please leave that faggotry in Ozzie
who alternative commentary collective here?
>hold out Southee and Boult
>get McCullum out early
That is how you beat NZ
>>56856667
>we
>>56856668
>we
Damn that was fucking close
would have been game on for real
71 of 240
w-we can do it
If NZ want to win this... they're gonna have to stop losing their wickets
I will cum if straya manage to win this
Is it happening lads?
>still wrongkey and le glasses meme
who /notworried/ here?
>>56856688
You are a clever man
Is Andersen in as a Nightwatchmen?
>tfw no longer ashamed even if we lose this
GOAT bowling attacks
Why are kiwis so protective of their fruit and veggies though? What are they hiding?
>>56856681
>implying i'm not the 12th man
>this meme batting
>>56856688
they need to score runs as well
>>56856692
yes
its fucking happening
god damn it Anderson
>>56856702
fruit flys
>>56856688
>>56856699
>>56856700
can we just calm down
STARC IS ELITE
I just got shown on my phone in the crowd on the telly.
I'll try to wave you cunts down.
I'm wearing an eFukt t-shirt with orange glasses.
Why is starc so goat at white ball and so plebby at red ball
Kiwi commentators are the masters of the cliche and speaking without saying anything
>>56856702
>bringing your shithouse friutflies into this country
fuck you m8
>>56856656
makes a difference for the confidence.
>>56856701
>bowling bodyline cause you have no other form of viable attack
top kek
>>56856702
queensland fruit fly outbreak in grey lyn which is just up the road from eden park
>>56856717
no it doesn't
I'm glad I put money on Australia
>>56856716
jason hoyt matt heath and jeremy wells goat combo
shitting ma pants tbqh
2 runs per over please
>>56856729
>I'm wearing an eFukt t-shirt
Anderson in charge of crapping his pants
>>56856739
You don't even know what bodyline is, it is literally illegal in ODI and field placings won't allow it
At least based Kane is on strike now
