MCCULLUM EDITION
>ingurland chants at the cricket
Literally why
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
BLOWOUT
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>440.0 strike rate
Sorry lads
10th for englel comeback
>englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel >englel
Can't get a hundred anymore, eat shit
>Finn 0/49 (2)
lelele
ENGLEL GETTING PUT ON BLAST
BICHEL
MCGRATH
SOUTHEE
SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
G
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A
T
BTFO
T
F
O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
;_;
B T F O
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>>56671696
mean
GONE
COMEBACK IMMINENT
>losing a game inside 10 overs
wew
Thank us for this Kiwibros
We forced every good "English" player into retirement
No ;_;
DAMMIT NO
FUCKING SHIT
SHIT
McCullum ;_;
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
The English in the crowd are chanting and excited after that, lol what the fuck
>memecullum
wow fuck off you shitter
DAT CHEEKY REVIEW
>FRESH OUTTA HECKS
WE'RE MINNOWS, THEY SAID
WE WON'T EVEN MAKE THE NEXT ROUND, THEY SAID
WE WOULD NEVER DEFEAT THE POWERHOUSE THAT IS ENGLAND, THEY SAID
>>56671724
>not "good" "English" "player"
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE
POO ZESHIT BTFO.
TIME FOR
KANE
A
N
E
Rip worlds fastest century
N E W Z E A L E L
TOP KEK M8 TEACH YOUR SHIT TEAM HOW TO BAT
is this the beginning of an ebin comeback?
>>56671743
did anybody actually say that
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
BARMY ARMY
"a-a-are we b-back in this now guiz?
nz collapse imminent
>>56671743
be reasonable man, nobody has said anything like that for at least 40 years
C O L L A P S E
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>the meme is batting
HERE WE GO
dubs for kane golden duck
>>56671743
>POWERHOUSE THAT IS ENGLAND,
NO ONE EVER SAID THAT
K A N E ?
A
N
E
?
Hi
Golden duck, here we come
>tfw Kane is my power player
>>56671757
busy teaching the English at the moment boss
KANE LIVES
>Not getting 100
BTFO
>>56671743
>they said maymay
What's next?
>new zealand are good.... said no one ever!!! XD XD
Fucking kill yourself.
>>56671743
who the fuck said that? NZ is one of the favourites for the cup
KANE
THE BIG RED MACHINE KANE
>>56671790
fite me cunt
KANE?
>MEMECULLUM NOT GETTING FASTEST HUNDRED
>MEMECULLUM NOT EVEN GETTING A HUNDRED
>LOSING A WICKET
>MORE THAN 10 DOTS
who let this team play in the world cup?
CITIZEN KANE
w-will the Aussies avenge us?
OH SHIT
CHOKESLAM
BASED KANE
HE WORKS FOR THE MEME MAN
>>56671814
no.
WHY DOES HE HIT THE SIX?
>15 runs from 42 overs
THEY KILL ONE GOD AND ANOTHER TAKES HIS PLACE
KING KANE
>>56671818
KANE?
>betting 150bong monies on englel
Rip
mcullum is off the team I'm not happy with his performance
Please keep it under 10 overs. would be glorious
NEEDS MORE ENGLISH SEMEN DEMON
>15 from 42 to win
>42 overs
>not balls
THE FIRE RISES
>>56671743
nice 9gag meme faggot.
>tfw captaining Southee would have netted you 852 pts
daily reminder that some pom bet 150 pounds on england
>>56671845
what a tool that guy is
>>56671845
damn that's hot. sauce?
>>56671857
serves him right for being a degenerate
>>56671845
who is the qt girl?
>>56671845
What's the AoC in Bongistan?
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
>42 overs to score 15 runs
>>56671872
Holly earl
>>56671857
>yfw he gets beheaded in the streets for breaking sharia
Arya Stark is raped and murdered
>>56671857
ahaha
>betting on england
>ever
>>56671853
Have Southee and mccullum
Had mccullum as powerplayer, changed it to Southee when i heard the toss then i changed it to Williamson when i heard it was a flat track
Lmao
>>56671873
Depends on your religion, seriously
Kohli > Kane
>Steve Smith > Kane
Have England batted yet?
>>56671881
justice tbh
come on kane
Why bother having lunch what the fuck
>ENGLEL
>12 needed from 6 balls
its like NZ doesnt want to win within 10 overs
>break
LOL
>>56671891
123/10
kek
>6 off 10
Oh wow, very GOAT.
BOOOOO FUCK LUNCH YA CUNTS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUNCH BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56671891
If we gave England two innings and NZ one, would this be more competitive?
>lunch
what the fuck
>taking lunch in an odi
>taking lunch when they need 12 to win
>taking a fucking break
>12 runs to get
o i am laffin
>>56671867
>>56671872
>liking girls
also, just came by to memetext
>englel
>There are countries itt that still have the Union Jack on their flag
You're literally playing for us. We still win.
>Only 12 runs to get
>OH SHIT CUNTS IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH
Don't take it too hard england, its only a game.
THE REFBANTS
>lunch when there's maybe 2 overs left
>going off
umpcunts
they are seriously going to have a break hahahahahaha
>>56671887
What if my religion is the holy church of she can bleed she can breed?
>lunch break now
Fuck off, seriously?
>CROWD IS BOOING
top cake
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56671907
How the fuck did they let that happen?
>LITERALLY HAVING THIS FUCKING BREAK WHEN THE GAME IS ALMOST OGRE
>>56671898
hard wut
they extend the game for 30min if there might be result in the test but not extra now this shit will be over in 15min
>Taking a break
>with only one over to go
Break..fuck off. They only need 12 runs.
>>56671929
>the city of this guy
fuck you england
>>56671929
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUH INTERNATIONAL TELECAST SCHEDULE
>Trying to force this out to lengthen it
Economy 23.50 lul wut
You selfish cunts, someone slaved all day to make that lunch and you want to abandon it?
Also it's tradition you fucking casuals.
absolute domination
better give englel a breather
Guys cmon. England might pass out from exhaustion
THEY WANT TO FIT IN MORE ADS YOU DUMB CUNTS
THE TV STATIONS DICTATE WHEN THE BREAKS ARE
>Player go off for 40 lunch break
>play proceeds for two deliveries
loving every laugh
>>56671853
>tfw Finn and Broad in the negatives
>>56671891
nah not yet, maybe against scotland.
>>56671973
Why not have the lunch in 10 minutes when the game is over?
>>56671973
They could still have the food immediately afterwards.
What I don't get is why don't they have the lunch between innings?
>>56671973
What, they can't eat afterwards can they?
>>56671973
>odi lunch breaks
>traditional
>>56671986
absolutely mad
>>56671986
>and send them off to bed with no dinner!
>>56671929
lel
>>56671986
>People actually follow this cunt
I fucking hate being an Arsenal fan and Cricket fan.
>Extending English suffering for an extra 30mins
Don't see why you're complaining tbh.
Piers Morgan @piersmorgan · 31m 31 minutes ago
Commentators openly mocking England now. I can't see the funny side. I feel ashamed of this England team's performance. #NZvENG
>>56671992
Reminder that Scotland gave NZ ten times the game Englel have.
>>56671987
>Finn -46
kek
>1 over left
>lunch break
fuck le off
>yfw englel gets absolutely destroyed to a meme cuckony
>tfw want to have a wank to girl in my class
>tfw she didn't accept my follow on ig
>no pictures to have a wank to
what do lads?
Guys, just think of the lunch break as a way to extend this thread's lifespan
>>56671986
lol
Inb4 rain during break, and the match gets cancelled.
>lunch
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>56672038
indian style
LOL BONGISTAN CRICKET TEAM ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>#NZvEng top of worldwide trends
oh baby
>>56672043
>you will never be as butthurt as Piers Morgan
>>56672038
>somone denying a ig follow
fuck she must really not like you. facebook brah. dem profile pics.
I think its too close for it to be cancelled now
Although nz havent batted many overs so idk
Who is watching the Chiefs vs Brumbies tonight?
Kiwis are getting rather arrogant.
Can't wait for Australia to give them a master class on how to play proper cricket on the 28th
Fucking cunts
brootal
This thread needs more Holly Earl tbh
>tfw picked Finn over his meme hat trick
>2-0-49-0
Fucking kill me m8s
>yfw the game gets called off because it starts to rain and England get a draw
Sheep shaggers better win the whole thing now.
>>56672083
i demand MOAR
>>56672079
>5-0
>123 ABC
>>56672065
Dem curries man
>>56672079
come back when you play better than Scotland
kek
>>56672079
we aren't really, most of the shitposting is by the aussies itt
imagine if it was them in our position
we're pretty nice tbh, seen several posts saying sorry to england and not hyping it up too much
>>56672083
what TV shows and/or movies can I watch this qt girl do qt girl things in?
>>56672115
fag. are you from auckland?
>Literally still having the British flag on your own flag
is this literally the fastest beating in a world cup match?
>>56672079
>Englishman on holiday
Sure m8.
Who /nrl/ here
>>56672079
bongistanians did MUCH better against aus than they did against new zealand
therefore new zealand is better than aus
check mate imperalist
>>56672078
Chiefs v Brums followed by Tahs v Rebels. Got my six pack ready. Will Super Upset Rugby continue? what will the boys do now Hunt cant supply the coke for the after party?
>>56672124
c a n t e r b u r y
>>56672084
iktfb
at least I captained Southee and have McCullum, Boult and Williamson
shouldn't have picked any Poms at all tbh
>>56672126
>This butthurt
>>56672126
it's a constant reminder that we were one of your former colonies, and therefore you're not just getting raped, you're getting cucked.
Whats James Taylor doing in the commentary box, get him out of there.
>>56672126
its so you can feel like you are a part of this glorious victory :^)
>>56672140
McCaw would be ashamed to have a fag like you live here with us proud southerners.
>yfw England loses test status
Top kek
Southmeme or Memecullum MoTM?
>Calling lunch with literally 12 runs to win
Why?
Eoin Morgan literally crying into his pasta right now asking the same question
>>56672079
>Kiwis are getting rather arrogant
Wow its like you wouldn't expect that in one of if not the most one sided ODI against recognized teams
>Americucks
>Cricket
loving the fox sports analysis by Elyse "GOAT" Perry
>>56672132
Yeah m8.
Watching the World club challenge tomorrow morning?
>>56672095
>>56672123
Why waste time doing that when you have a series of webbums?
>being 5'1 and having D-cups
>>56672136
Brumbies 13+
>>56672078
I would be if I didn't have to work. Hospo a shit
>Sky sports attempting to contact bumble
>Bumble can't hear the questions
>He just stands there for a couple of minutes, being bumble
>NZ hammered England so hard that they broke bumble
>>56672126
>112 off 9
>>56672128
Only faster one I think was Sri Lanka rolling Canada for 32
>>56672166
Southee easily
>>56672166
What Southee did was more important, he allowed Mccullum to play the way he did by bowling England all out
why are people calling mcculum a meme player?
>>56672178
I want to hear her voice to see if it's qt too.
>>56672157
no he wouldn't
mccaw would be gracious in victory like always you filthy nig
England are shit at every sport they invented.
>>56672200
>couldn't even get his ton
shitcunt
>>56672166
Oh boy southeee
>>56672176
What time is it on?
>>56672207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
>>56672200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSYjN9a4Y-Y
>>56672200
because every single time hes DOING IT he gets too ahead of himself and gets himself out before he can put the icing on the cake
look it was an accident
>Put english players in your fantasy team
>Lose points
The entire team combined have 46 points
>>56672182
I'm watching that stream, awkward as fuck.
>you will never enjoy lunch knowing you need to score 12 runs from 246 balls
is this the most one sided world cup game ever?
>>56672214
ahahahahahahahaha
>>56672185
lol just looked at the scorecard, 28 balls bowled
>>56672226
She talks like she's doing a ASMR video. Dropped.
>>56672214
quality bants
look poms it ain't no thing you've still got football
>Southee: 7/33
Is Nasser Hussain white?
>>56672270
wouldwatch/10
>>56672214
Thank you based Connolly.
PENIS
>>56672178
Ugh she has a cute face but the figure of a potato.
>>56672291
He was born in India.
stream?
DID YOU KNOW: Karmichael Hunt is a dirty kiwi
Reminder that NZ could get to the final then die in an earthquake.
>>56672320
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket-3
even the johnster is in on it
pretty happy today
pretty happy
>>56672320
There will literally be like 5 shots after lunch and that'll be it
>>56672233
That was one of the best innings to watch
>>56672136
>Inb4 the reds become good now their supplier's in jail.
>>56672309
that smile though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk
>mfw NZ beats their colonial master at a sport they invented by 40 overs
>you will never have wild angry sex with a sweaty Ellyse Perry after one of her cricket matches
>she will never scream out cricket-related sexual innuendos like "hit me for six!" and "place your fingers on my seam!" while she furiously rides you cowgirl style
>>56672178
fuck that guys face and physique is pissing me the fuck off. i wanna punch this dirty britfag so bad
>>56672336
>heard
>isn't even watching
I'm clinging on to the hope that England are all epic match fixers.
Maybe they'll all get lifetime bans from cricket. I know I want one.
>>56672336
You know that slimy kike doesnt even care about it right
hes just getting on the bandwagon like any self respecting sociopath israelite would
>>56672324
DID YOU KNOW: there is now 0 kiwis playing AFL
>>56672367
>>56672367
You seem upset, friend
>>56672353
I like this post, I chortled.
>>56672233
>That Bmac innings
>That aussie chase
>That draw
>That one over eliminator
Has there ever been a better t20 game played?
>>56672376
fuck off JIDF
why is new zealand still not a state
>>56672336
>Have just heard
>implied that he wasn't watching in the first place
Un-New Zealandian
>>56672394
we aren't cunts
>>56672214
#banter
