NZ 2-158
29 overs gone
all aboard the kane train
mfw studying for my final and this qt pops up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9m_l6LpwI
nth for meme batters
nth for bring Malinga back on so we can up the run rate
If kane williamson was a good batsman he'd be Kevin Pietersen
>>56527170
Accumulation is fine. Both these guys can accelerate when need be and we've got plenty of hitters.
KONE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9dr-FItR8
>>56527216
if ian bell was a good cricketer he'd play for australia
If Ross Taylor didn't have the answers, he'd be At A Loss Taylor.
>dat beard
Can someone confirm something.
Is Channel 9 NOT doing the commentary for the Straya games?
zzzzzzzzz
KANE
KANE
KANE
KANE
ANE
NE
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LE DOT BALL MAN
www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/feb/13/channel-nine-destroying-cricket-legacy
Australian cricket broadcasting blown the fuck out
>>56527244
If Ross Taylor was the CEO of a postal delivery service he'd be Boss Mailer
>>56527291
check em.
>>56527291
Don't really play much any more but Dire Straits are GOAT dadrock
Yes, King Crimson, Marillion and a lot of classic prog is great but not sure if that counts as dadrock
powerplay fucking when
>>56527288
>He does it for free
>>56527307
king crimson GOAT
>>56527291
CCR
The Velvet Underground
Radiohead
>>56527288
If you were a memer you'd be Ross Failer
FOR FREE
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>>56527291
Led Zep, CCR
>tfw I am fitter than any cricket player
Is cricket objectively the easiest sport to play physically?
>>56527271
It really is awful. We once had Benaud, Lawry, Greig & Chappelli
Now we have Brayshaw, Lee & Healy.... These are basically all just bogan hype guys, actual cricket commentary is dead
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WON A MILLION DOLLARS
WHERE THE KANE HATERS AT
THE MEME ON A RAMPAGE
>that cheeky cunt going for the ball in front of him.
WHAT A FUCKIN CATCH
>that dickhead diving in front of him
topkek
I want a million :(
cricket world cup, please come to wales
>that fat retard a better fielder than Sri Lanka
top lel
Get that nigga in the Sri Lankan team asap
>>56527271
>Barely talk about the sport
>Spend most of the time having irrelevant conversations and banter
Literally /sp/.
>>56527170
Oh fuck theres the guy who caught it in OP
>>56527371
>>56527346
do you really get a million bucks?
FUCK
Does that guy who caught the ball get an Australian passport now?
What a shit half century
>>56527384
dirty rotten shitposter
>>56527386
That's what they said on the radio
Pretty sure its 100k, theres just 10 to be won
>>56527271
>Remember us? Remember us?
LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>56527342
Yes. Inzamam-ul-huq played this sport.....
Only fast-bowlers have a genuinely tough physical demand played on them.
>>56527387
you thought that replay of the drop catch was live didn't you
He just caught a million dollar ball lmao
>>56527399
post yfw the england team don't make any this world cup
>>56527271
>shut up about cricket you nerd
fukin gold
>>56527412
Thats so fucking awesome
>>56527386
>>56527386
Nah, the beer company have all these stipulations to Jew them out of giving the full million
The total prize pool is 1mil, and I think it's only there if NZ reach the finals
>>56527399
50 (59)
I've seen worse m8
>>56527447
Williamson is allegedly the best batsman in the world so people are expecting better
>>56527427
>this obsession
>>56527346
>>56527386
If no one else catches another the rest of the tournament he does
Theres 1mil up for grabs, and its shared between all who catch one
>>56527384
Difference is that we do it >for free
But i get paid to shitpost tbh
im trying my best to learn this sport from reading the thread and watching the game
>>56527462
>allegedly
no, not allegedly, he is the best batsman in the world
>That Sri Lankan "HOWZAT"
>That accent
love it
>>56527466
I'm mentally ill
I can't help but obsess over the shittest of the shit
>appealing for a wide
The sleepy british residence of Sri Lanka
>>56527483
score most points
other team tries to score more
don't get out
>>56527483
You won't learn anything here m8
>>56527487
holy shit fuck off you cuck faggot
>>56527494
Matt?
>>56527462
McCullum is the slogger
Williamson plays with patience and doesn't throw his wicket away
MFW when /cric/ doubted in Kane.
Forgive them o merciful Kane. They know not what they do.
Here's the one handed catch contest details
http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU1502/S00278/tui-catch-a-million-is-back.htm
>>56527487
>Who is David Warner
>Who is AB de Villiers
>Who is SPD Neckbeard
>mfw i took kane out of my fantasy team
>>56527510
does 192-2 mean that sri lanka is that bad or have they just not been on offense?
FUCK
>KANE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
MUH MEME BATSMAN
>>56527538
You jinxed it m8
>Lelliamson
>WILLIAMSHIT
kane ded
meme ded
nz ded
world cup ded
cya in 4 years
Beautiful Catch....................
>MEME PLAYERS
fuck what a catch
NZ will never be clutch enough to win a World Cup
They struggle to do it in fucking Rugby so how can they expect to do it in Cricket
>tfw I reworked KANE for Kohli in my fantasy team.
>Kane Shittiamson
>>56527543
IT's pretty bad, but remember these are NZ's best batsmen. They would be doing okay if they hadn't dropped those catches
that's a nice catch
get rekt small guy
FUCkeers\
k,astp
>>56527483
Are you American or an expat?
Also watch this: http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12137896/cricket-world-cup-explainer-animation
>>56527520
I'm not that bad yet m8
Great catch
TELL ME ABOUT KANE
WHY DOES HE CHOKE WHEN IT MATTERS
>>56527533
>AB de Villiers
Meme hundreds don't count
>>56527487
>he is the best batsman in the world
>>56527613
even the don made a low score now and again
>>56527598
american. thanks, hopefully i can pick up the rules quick.
>>56527543
it means theyve gotten 2 wickets (people out) for 192 runs by new zealand
>tfw Kane was the power player on my fantasy team
>>56527610
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BATSMAN
>>56527533
I said allegedly you fat sack of shit
>I-I-It's j-j-j-just a slow solid start! R-r-run rate will go up soon
KANE MEMERS BTFO
>meme zealand
out, so very out. why go upstairs?
>THE CITY OF LRPLEL TAYLOR
The fucking collapse is on lads jesus christ
>>56527543
It's NZ's turn to score runs (points) while Sri Lanka try to get them out.
NZ have scored 192 runs and Sri Lanka have taken 2 (now 3) wickets.
After this innings Sri Lanka get to bat and have to beat NZ's score.
OH SHIT
IT'S ON
COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE
CHOKE
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2 IN 2 BOYS
TOP FUCKING KEK
BASED SRI LANKA
>Dross Failer
>there are lights on the fucking stumps
what
NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND
Can GOATi save us?
>NZ
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Taylor BTFO!
Sangakkara GOAT
Collapse beings..
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THAT'S OUT
MENDIS ON A HATTRICK
come on SRI LANKA
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
>POO PEELAND
>>56527699
It's T20 meme cricket carry over from Australia
>TAYLEL
Anderson to save NZ and start my fantasy hopes
>>56527677
is there only one opportunity to go on offense?
>Faylor
The collapse is happening lads
>>56527733
1 innings each.
Why not make the crease lines black?
Memerson pls save us
tbh I'm glad Taylor is out though he wasn't putting in the work
>>56527733
In this limited over format, yes. In test cricket, the true form of the game, you have 2 innings each.
>>56527733
each team bats once
Powerplay now right?
New Zealand are fucked
>>56527733
"offense" in cricket is a bit different
They'll go offensive now because 2 batsmen out really fast
>>56527766
more like the shit form
>>56527733
In one day cricket you only get one innings (turn to bat)
The team that bats first sets a total and the team that bats second has to surpass said total to win the match.
Both innings are played in 50 overs (1 over = 6 balls)
>NZ
>>56527662
Ended up with a strike rate of 87
Not bad tbh
>>56527753
>meme colours
shut up you bloody cuck.
calling it now
NZ will post a 300+ score
>>56527753
That would be racist.
>>56527774
get the fuck out
>>56527791
They'll be out by 230
jesus fucking christ
we are going to lose to shrilanka
nothing like a nice lube advert during a cricket match
>leave the Sri Lankans to me
>>56527774
kill you'reself
>>56527791
seemed to be like that, now not so much
here you go m8s
Was the bloke who took the crowd catch wearing the sponsor's t-shirt?
That website says you have to wear one while taking the catch or you don't get the money
>snicko
>>56527837
yes
>>56527810
So is this one of the Aussies or Saffers in your team? :^)
>>56527837
Yeah he was
>>56527837
Nope, wearing a big target sign is pretty fashionable over here
>>56527837
sounds about right
I think there was something similar going on in the big bash where you only got the dosh if you were wearing a KFC bucket on your head
>anderson getting to bat in the 34th over
thank you fantasy gods.
>>56527837
Yeah, the orange target shirt
>>56527810
He looks like a retarded Trescothick.
Evening Lads.
>>56527856
>picking meme players
oooOOOOOOOoooohhh
>>56527271
>Shut up about the cricket, you nerd
Can we make this a meme?
>>56527856
We can ride this out together man
Couldn't a player just strategically place his mates around the ground and hit sixes to them?
Would be easier against one of the minnows like Afghanistan or England obviously
>>56527877
I-i picked Williamson...
>>56527877
but fantasy comps are all about picking meme players
>>56527879
Shut up about the cucket, white boy.
does zerogoose only watch australia games? that's a pretty poor show from someone who's supposed to be an expert.
>shitting the bed this hard
Is it too late to bandwagon Australia?
Any other Engbros /allnighter/ here?
MALINGA WHEN
>>56527897
>Australia
>white
heh
>>56527899
goose is ded
>>56527899
Eternal reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY
>>56527911
yes m8
>>56527911
Yo, gotta be up at 7am for a coach to the footy, so may as well stay up and drink through
>>56527913
he's probably at the back having 2nd lunch
>tfw 270 would be a good total from here
>>56527911
Why bother? you're going to get rolled mate
>>56527911
get a job to support your wife and family you prick
>new zealand cucks throwing poo around just because its 196-4
Sure is casual
>>56527929
>>56527933
Top lads.
>>56527911
REPORTING IN. Got my sleeping round the wrong was just so I can see England get BTFO by Aus
>>56527913
>Malingmeme
Which England player will retire after Australia smash them again today?
>>56527913
when sri lanka decides they want to concede free runs
>>56527943
I already support your wife, with my dick.
>>56527964
hopefully bopara
>>56527964
Morgan
>>56527945
>having faith in the NZ team
Newfag detected
POWER PLAY
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>mfw Morgan quits England after the Aus game and plays the rest of the tournie for Ireland
>>56527926
he posted a couple of threads ago
>>56527984
lel
>no Murdochtel
>went over internet cap for the month and doesn't reset until thursday so can't stream
Is this on radio? It's not on my local ABC frequency :^(
>>56528008
>>56527984
>this happens
>Bread is named captain and owais shah is drafted in as a replacement
90-5 a few weeks ago, turned into 360
that boundary though
>>56528043
ABOUT A WEEK AGO, WEEK AGO.
>>56528056
pure skill
>>56528060
6 months late
The fuck happened there
That catch attempt was admirable as fuck
>>56528017
I get TMS on Digital Radio via my TV. Can you do something similar?
Easy catch.
>that shit dive
>>56528077
...until you see the replay
What sort of fucking catch attempt was that
jesus
>sri lelkin fielding
There are people in the crowd waving that black flag with the leaf around aswell as the Kiwi flag, are you cunts actually changing your flag to that?
>that superfan with the two flags at every nz game
Living the dream
Here we go
We 10 rpo now
Haha
i'm watching cricket and anime with picture-in-picture
thank you based memelinga
>>56528083
>tfw just remembered TMS for the England match
>Based fucking Geoff
TYBG.
>that fielding
oh shit Malinga is back
LASITH MEMELINGA IS BACK
HERE COME THE RUNS, DO DO DO DO
HERE COME THE RUNS, AND I SAY
IT'S ALRIGHT
What the fuck
He didn't want to catch that
>>56528100
It's been the de facto flag for sporting events for ages
Part of the reason for the change is because people use it more than our official one.
>>56528100
Nah. PM has ruled out a flag with black on it cause of >muh ISIS
>>56528100
We're giving in to the shitskins and muh culture it seems
>>56528100
It's the Islamic State flag m8. There must be some England fans in.
>>56528127
>>56528134
>>56528100
well to be fair your current flag is just poor man's australia
He didn't even need to jump to catch that
Or use one hand
What the fuck
DAT WIDE
BUMBLEMINGA
>malingas disgusting motion
>wide
pick 2
>Malingan bowling
Just woke up from a cheeky nap, NZ seem to have fallen off a bit
>malinga
his action is a disgrace to cricket, him and murali should ride the fuck off train into a canyon
>being a chucker
>>56528083
None of the stations have the cricket on, th-thanks ABC Jazz.
Never thought of that though, thanks anyway.
>>56528176
>>56528167
>>56528180
>not liking le cheeky chucker
I guess you just don't appreciate quality bowling
this bowling
when did Malinga become shit?
>action that rapid
>only able to bowl mid 130s
Sri lankan efficiency
Who /Arse/ here?
HAHAHAHAHA
>>56528170
>>56528176
>>56528180
Englel mad as fuck
>>56528192
You can't even stream ABC on your phone anymore without paying. Fuck you Cricket Australia
>widelinga
>>56528150
Which is still a rich man's England
ajahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Holy fuck malinga is garbage
>Malinga's fat because ankle injury
I dunno about you commentators that for sure looks like a classic beer gut
>>56528211
Reporting in.
Representing in the two most autistic threads on spee
Is Malinga the worst bowler in world cricket?
is malinga elite?
>>56528222
There's a stream on the ABC's website, I had it going for a bit earlier, but my internet is too shit even for that lel.
Do they not let you use Tunein or something similar anymore?
Why does Anderson always place shots to the exact same place every fucking ball
>>56528211
Fuck off and die
>>56528238
not just garbage, fat garbage
