>world cup
>the world is no cup and neither is the trophy
>los angeles lakers
>no lakes in or around los angeles to be seen
>tottenham hotspurs
>none of the players have spurs attached to their boots
>miami heat
>its freezing cold in miami year round
>toronto raptors
>dinosaurs are extinct for 480 years
>julian green
>is black
>"mile high" stadium
>built at ground level
>Chelsea London
Which Chelsea? The founder's daughter?
>Kansas City is located in Missouri
>arizona cardinals
>naming your team after senior bishops of the catholic church
>Steelers
>Hurr we're the plural of steel!
>Eagles
Nobody on the team is a bird
>Yankees
Most of the team is black or hispanic
>Packers
afaik, no one on the team is gay
>Chargers
No AC adapter in sight
>Blackhawks
I never saw a military helicopter during the game
>Cowboys
No one had a 10 gallon hat on
>Redskins
The QB was black
>Giants
They weren't very tall
>Ottawa Senators
>Roman Centurion as logo
>Oklahoma Sooners
Do they show up sooner than later xD?
>Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Racist
>Wake Forest Demon Deacons
Disrespectful to the church
>Montreal Canadiens
>not Canadians
>bundasliga
>not enough ass
>>49705294
creationist pls go
Also
>Arsenal
>Manager isn't named Arse-
nevermind
>wolverhampton wolves
>no wolves on the island of great britain
>German Humour
>Not even funny
>>49705927
>"Great Britain"
>Isn't even great
>great britain
>is actually pretty mediocre
>>49705925
is this true
>>49705955
>>49705956
X-DDDDDDD
>>49705961
i think we killed them all during the middle ages along with wild boars and shit
>>49705955
>>49705956
Good thread
>>49705985
why
It used to be a literal cup.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>49705999
people got bored i guess
>>49705961
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolves_in_Great_Britain
>>49705118
Came from Minnesota and didn't change the name Herman
>York in England
>New York isn't in New England
>>49706005
>jules rimet still gleaming
>>49705955
>United States
>Alaska is attached to Canada
Great geography you got there
>>49706014
>>49706028
do you have wolves in zoos? why dont you set two wolves free and let them reproduce
>>49705955
>>49705956
A-atleast we're not fat
>>49706062
>yfw it used to be New Amsterdam before those limey redcoats got to it in 1665
>>49706095
I'm pretty sure wild boars and wolves are under the process of being reintroduced to remote areas like Scotland.
>>49706095
because farmers would shoot them asap
This is what the trophy used to look like. Guess they just didn't want to change the name.
>>49706170
how does that take longer than a year
>>49706249
>>49706065
thats not a cup either, its angel with a bowl on her head
>>49706092
What the fuck is a Canada?
>>49706297
>autism intensifies
>>49706249
This looks like something you win in 3rd grade
>>49706297
>, its angel with a bowl on her head
So it's a cup.
>>49706249
The original one got stolen in brazil. The current on is a replica
>real madrid
>no one ever accused it of being fake madrid
>>49706434
it was ugly but it was made of solid gold. it was about 20 cm tall
>>49706464
ive seen people on here do that actually
>>49706297
If you want to go full autism, it's actually the goddess of victory, Nike.
>>49706434
That's not the Brazilian one. It's the from the English cup. It also got stolen, but they managed to recover it later. We didn't have the same luck, so it had to be replaced.
>>49706434
>The original one got stolen in brazil. The current on is a replica
Probably a Brazilian fedorist.
>Lichtsteiner
>Born in Switzerland instead in Liechtenstein
>>49707053
this
>marc schwarzer
>is white
>"world" cup
>no Canada
Nice sport you got there.
>>49706464
>fake madrid
You mean Atletico?
>"white" house
>president is black
>>49707389
should be named black house
>>49705104
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>>49705294
>>49705313
>>49705443
>>49705481
>>49705501
>>49705542
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>>49705627
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>>49707432
Calm down, Tobi
>no canada
nice sport
>>49707612
WRONG WRONG WRONG
>>49705104
I fugged your mom in her butt.
Ass so fat you could park ten tahoes on it
>>49707628
right
>free kick
>have to hurt yourself jumping and screaming to get one
>>49707822
so its basically not free at all
its like screaming FREE MONEY and making you work for it anyways
