Hockey
>tfw no qt3.14 pet pig
Listen to me, all right? Se an is a hardcore motherfucker, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some sheboon into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fucking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back. Now, when I asked Ben to give me his opinion of the President Obama, he said, "Tommy, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a high yellow fuck boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his asshole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Se an would fucking kill me. I saw it in his eyes. He even told me as much onetime. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fucking tits off before I even think about wasting the Kikes."
yotes tbqh
>oilels
just a reminder that crawford is elite
>>64879985
This is a good meme
>implying we're not back
>implying we won't play Chicago in a rematch for the Cup this year and win this time
Larkin will win the calder.
Wings will exit 2nd round
this is >our year
remove sandwich
>>64880029
realistic imo tbqh fäm
>the Arizona Bettmans
>tfw no clip art pig christmas
playoffs
>>64880014
Time for people to get mad at sandwiches again
>OEL 10 seconds left goal
>Domi hat trick
>Domi/Duclair bromance
God this season has been miraculous. Playoff push here >we come!
![3001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5kS859a.jpg "3001[1].jpg")
>he's a referee
>of hockey games
>in the national hockey league
>he does it for less than a 4th liner
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he calls penalties against players he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he ignores penalties against players he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never be cheered
>he will never score a goal
>he will never win the stanley cup
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>64880072
>letting your pigs eat garbage
smdh
>>64880072
fuggggggggg I want a pet pig so bad
>>64880135
That's not a leafs jersey
Just look at this fuckin monkey lmao
>>64880164
You're not the kiwi where's the kiwi
>>64880135
I don't think they're eating it, it looks like they're just unwrapping their presents with their mouths
>>64880179
It's a monkey not a kiwi you dumb fuck.
so how long until St. Louis has to move their hockey team to California too?
>>64880135
That's literally all pigs eat they're disgusting animals
>>64880135
It is unclean for you. You shall not eat of their flesh.
>Domi gets a hat trick
>OEL assists on all three Domi goals and gets an OT winner
>5th win in a row
>Domingue playing great
Is there any team more based?
Michel Therrien is still head coach of the Montreal Canadiens
>>64880416
>yfw torts becomes coach of the hasb
>>64880416
>michel, sti
Is he Autistic?
>>64880416
Name a more irrelevant team than the Ottawa Senators
>>64880603
The Minnesota Wild
>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup
>>64880603
Vancouver
>>64880603
Sabres
>>64880603
debbies
> san jose vs winnipeg
> Stalock moves out of of the net to play the puck
> gets bumped and dramatically falls over
> TRIPPING THE GOALIE
Fuck off with that shit. Don't leave your net at stupid times.
>>64880603
Glendale
>>64880679
>tfw at the game
Me and everyone else around me were disappointed that they were going to lose until that point, but we accepted its because they played like shit. Once that happened though holy hell, everyone lost their shit. I'm still mad. I'm probably going to be mad for the next few days. Maurice sounding like a broken man in that press conference god damn. Fucking Gary and his zebra monkeys.
based as fuck
>>64880679
>Don't leave your net at stupid times
Literally the only reason I fucking hate Stalock.
2 years in the league and they haven't diaciplined you enough? That's not the first time he's left the net and they took advantage of him.
Fuck Stalock.
>>64880786
Good on Bishop
>>64880786
you can only reply to this post if your team is definitely not going to get moved in the next 10 years
not so fast Glendale and Columbus
You can only reply to this post if your team has won a cup
not so fast Vancouver
Who /Hat trick bro/ here?
>>64880840
Raleigh is in huge trouble, too
But yes, Columbus is fucked ;_;
>>64880840
>hongcover
>not moving
if they don't win the cup any time soon, there is a possibility
>>64880887
>The Killer D's
>>64880879
>>64880840
>>64880840
How does Vancouver even have any fans with all the fucking chinks they have?
>>64880949
>>64880887
Thanks for the help getting Auston Mathews. Enjoy your first round exit!
>>64880737
>>64880840
DUDE CANTPUCKS LMAO
>>64880887
>>64880949
BA DA DA DUH DUH
DA DA DA DADA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF6-J5BCxWM
who /hayes/ here
>>64880603
Phoenix
Winnipeg
New Jersey
Philadelphia
That's it
>>64880979
chinks can be fans
>>64880988
Why won't the oilers ever trade for defense senpai?
>>64880786
Kroenke btfo
JUST
>>64881123
Too afraid of losing the trade.
>>64881123
Because that would be the smart thing to do.
>>64881134
how do you make nice webms like this whenever I do it they're like 6MB
>mfw the cats win the cup
>>64881206
Looks like a typical cuban immigrant male.
>>64880786
so even people who go to blose games are still making him money, lelmao
>>64881206
>mfw the only team they can't beat is vancouver
>getting BTFO by this guy
this is our year
>>64881206
sorry kiddo the Lightning are back and will retake their rightful spot as the best team in Florida
>>64881015
/hayes/ here
>shorks being shit
did the absolute madman rob them of a top 10 potentially a top 5?
>>64881278
Nah m8
Kitties are better
>mfw Sparkledogs vs Kitties SCF
>>64881188
You have to toy with the bitrate and resolution in ffmpeg.
I have varying amounts of luck with them.
>>64881266
>rags
>>64881134
Really heady deflection by Crosby
>>64881188
yeah basically what >>64881319 said
I usually guess a bitrate and increase/decrease it depending on the resulting file size
>>64881321
reminder that all LA Kings fans will eventually die of AIDS
>these sub par qts
step it up, /hoc/
>>64881234
Good thing the Panthers won't have to meet Vancouver in the playoffs then, because you won't get in
>>64881371
>10/10s in Shit Louie
>>64881366
nice crop faggot
>>64881301
Ayy 420 Hayes it
>>64881367
>nobody told this guy it's our year
>>64881382
>not the superior brother Jimmy
Kevin is a bust m8
Jimmy is Elite
>>64881379
>I don't have female friends
Only qt is the fat spic in the center at the top lmao
>>64881260
Reminder that OEL is GOAT and has his own fashion line.
Easily my favourite Swede at the moment. Lidstrom comes to mind when I think of him, another great Swede.
>>64881411
kronwall is the goat swede
>>64881357
Seth you've been traded
>>64881411
Yep, better overall package than Karlsson as far as swedes go.
>tfw Capatcha is pick sandwiches
being completely honest, this is probably Dallas' year, but I'm still awaiting the glorious Canadian comeback led by the jests.
>>64881423
Is he? Can't say I've heard of this guy, I thought Kromwell was the name of some British guy. :^)
>>64881446
He's so good.
>>64881446
Biznasty on suicide watch
>>64881493
>Cromwell
>Kronwall
pushing it a bit possibly.
>>64881493
>wrap around on a shitty albertan team
>impressive
Any room for Ramfugees here? This whole debacle really showed me how shitty the NFL is as a whole. How can I get my best start as a new Blues fan?
Could any fellow Blues fans post some of their favorite Blues OC?
>>64881531
sure, here is the blues MVP
>>64881493
>webm
>6 game winning goals
>2 overtime goals
Pretty good record
>>64881500
Bob Ross is the boss
>>64881517
I like Karlsson, but that was a luck puck goal.
>>64881531
>>64880640
>Vancouver
>>64881563
Yeah Domi had the puck luck tonight. Three! What a GOAT. I was so surprised that Tie Domi's son had such great hands (for scoring, not for fighting, although he did fight someone).
>>64880603
>>64881493
that's a lot of empty seats, especially when you consider the tickets sell for about four bucks
weird how the local taxpayers don't mind propping up an achievementless money pit
>>64881602
Hattrick as a 20 year old is always impressive. Manlets get a lot of shit on this site, but I can't help myself from wanting them to do well. Always glad when they do.
>>64880840
Philadelphia…. Never going anywhere.
>>64880632
>rags
>>64880840
Dullass
>tfw we won't ever move and colder cities will lose their team
>>64881669
fight me faggot
>>64881714
settle down Apollo
>Get home
>No rags posting
>Rags
>>64881972
Look up 4 posts you fucking idiot
>>64882023
>rags
Who does your wife's son root for /hoc/?
>rags
Screencap this. New York Rangers will win the cup.
>mild
>shitsburgh
>perds
>finnish goaltending
Loyal Yotes bro here. To see a guy the same age as you get his first hat trick is incredible.
>>64882240
Sweet belt bro
>sweeds
>>64882398
![pekka-rinne-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wi7dkyo.jpg "pekka-rinne-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg")
>>64882446
Why is Pekka Rinne such garbage
I can't understand why they're paying him 7 million
He's literally just Weber/Josi babby and can't even get a shutout on 23 shots
>>64879858
someone post the pigposting collage with the >mad at clip art pigs thing. i havent seen it in a while and i dont have it saved
>>64882398
>finnish players with points this season: 21
>swedish players with points this season: 63
>finnish points this season: 321
>swedish points this season: 981
>>64882562
>finnish gold medals in 2016: 1
>swedish gold medals: 0
do du think i care about some shitty hockey league in north america? laughed out loud
>>64882562
>>64882590
if life was in black and white u 2 would have the same flags. :^)
what team should i support? what team do australians support (all 3 of them)?
>>64882590
>the iddy biddy kiddie gold
Also, pic related.
Ps. reminder that 11 swedes have more points than your beloved Barkov this season.
>>64882609
if life was in black and white you would still have an ugly flag ;^)
>>64882629
the dallas stars
>>64881531
the blues are like the rams except without a championship and they at least win in the regular season
>>64882653
why tho
>>64882629
Not sure if it matters to you but the only Australian player I know plays for the Washington Capitals system right now, Nathan Walker. Also the caps are the best team in the league right now.
>>64882629
You might want to think about which conferance would suit you the best, since the eastern generally plays earlier than the western.
>>64882791
I would assume Western would be more appropriate then.
>>64882809
Eastern games would start around 9-10 am, and western around 2-3 hours later I believe. So whatever suits you the best.
>>64882680
they are the ultimate meme team, lightning are a close second.
>>64882940
Meme meaning bad?
>>64882862
I see.
>>64882970
meme meaning exciting. they are a good team that is fun to watch.
>>64882862
>>64882970
also the late western games go to 1 or 2 AM EST
>>64882978
That sounds like a satisfactory choice.
>>64882994
>>64882862
Yeah, that would work fine for me.
>>64882940
Panthers > Stars > Bolts in terms of memes desu
Shut the fuck up
>>64884172
>>64884181
>>64884198
>>64884209
>>64884213
>>64879858
>a team from the metropolitan will probably win the president's trophy for a consecutive year
"b-but metro is shit"
"hurrr, leastern conference"
>>64880398
NHL '96, fuck yes
>>64884181
>he thinks medals before 1998 mean anything
lel you're in the same boat as us
>>64881531
not a Blues fan but here
>>64884213
why are we so good?
who /5thline/ here?
>>64884505
JUST
>>64884255
I miss being 7 years old again..
>>64884246
The Caps probably will win the President's Trophy but the rest of the Leastern Conference is hot garbage.
Don't even fucking try arguing that your shit team, Caps withstanding, will beat the Hawks or Kings in the Stanley Cup final.
>>64884707
I really hope neither the kings or hawks win again. I'm a little sick of them winning. It makes the playoffs a little less enjoyable. I honestly want to see ovie hoist that cup this year. I honestly wouldn't even mind seeing the >rags win either.
>people unironically think that the Capitals won't win the Stan Lee Chip
>rags
>>64884733
As a Hawks fan, I'd be fine with the Caps winning the cup if it wasn't the Hawks winning it.
What makes the playoffs less enjoyable are shit teams, and then shit teams playing shit teams. The fact that the Pacific must send three teams to the playoffs is a fucking travesty, although if you think about it so is sending Minnesota and St. Louis to lose to the Hawks and first round respectively.
>>64884762
I know the old system was way better. The central in the west gets fucked because all those teams would be in contention for the playoffs except the Jets.
St Louis is almost a guaranteed 1st round exit every year. Minnesota is a meme team who won't win. I'm thinking Nashville is a dark horse at the moment. They're not in a playoff spot atm but I think they will be. If they get in they'll be dangerous.
>>64884805
The problem with Nashville is that they should be dangerous. But the way that Rinne is playing will keep them from winning. Rinne is the key to that teams success. Watching the game last night, that was not the Rinne I have come to begrudgingly loathe. Classic Rinne and Preds hockey would have had smothering defense and Rinne standing on his head to snuff out the Hawks. Their offense was dull and boring up until the last few minutes of the game. Had the Preds actually decided to play a full game of hockey they might have actually taken the Hawks to OT. They'd have lost because Rinne is playing like shit, but they'd have gotten that far.
The thing that a lot of people aren't noticing about the Central, something that I've noticed, is that for all of the bluster about how it's a grinder, it's actually not that good this year. Look at the OT losses for the Blues, the Preds, and the Wild. Those teams are in the hunt because of loser points alone. In addition to that, there is a strong correlation between a healthy goal differential and the legitimate strength of a team and aside from Minnesota, the Blues and Preds are garbage.
As of right now, the only teams in the West that should be given any serious consideration for the Stanley Cup are the Hawks and Kings. Dallas lacks defense and their goal-tending is not good enough for a cup victory. Traditionally to beat the Hawks/Kings you need better Corsi numbers and a save percentage around .925. The best on the Stars is Niemi with a .914 and that is NOT good enough for a deep playoff run. Especially when combined with the fact that they're averaging 2.6 goals given up a game.
The West is still the Hawks and Kings to lose.
>several teams with cup winning potential will fail because of finnish goaltending
>>64884906
preds is a weird team or maybe it's laviolette's system but predators let few shots but many prime a scoring chances. It leads to poor sv% and goalie won't be getting into that groove. The best is to let 30 about shots.
>>64884906
Well if we talk about how it is at this very moment yes, the preds have a lot of work to do. I don't think Dallas is any good. They're a meme team Idc who disagrees. The reason the Hawks and Kings are the favorites is because they're so well balanced in terms of offense defense and goaltending. Things will obviously change before he start of the playoffs though. We're only halfway there's a lot of hockey to be played.
>>64884940
They let like 23 shots last night and lost 3-2. Goaltending needs to improve otherwise that system is going to fail.
>>64884961
1000000% agree about Dallas. They're top heavy on offense and the defense is shallow.
Things wont change too much come playoffs though. The regular season paper tigers will do their dance and win their meaningless games, but they won't show up for the playoffs and will get trounced. It's the same thing that happens every year. The Blues lose in the first round, the Mild lose to the Hawks, the Kings have a cakewalk to the Hawks in the Western Final, the Western Final is a better series than the SCF, and the winner of that series goes on to face whomever beat up the special olympians of the Eastern Conference, most likely the Caps this year provided they don't blow it against some team like Detroit.
>>64885008
the number of shots is pretty meaningless, on the contrary it's a fact that when goalie faces over 30 shots his sv% is better. What matters are the scoring chances and Laviolette's system is leaking them.
>>64885024
Ohhhh I get what you're saying now.
>>64885008
That's why the playoffs have been a little stale the last few years because the kings and hawks have been trading cups each year. No team really has had a chance against them, especially the 2012 kings. They fucking steamrolled everybody.
>>64884735
Stars are winning it bud
>>64885345
Won't even make it out of the first round.
>>64885345
lel i refuse to believe that someone actually thinks this.
Is Kucherov elite?
>>64885633
NHL Russian Winger power rankings
1. Ovechkin
2. Tarasenkmeme
POWERGAP
3. Kucherov
can anyone even name one defenseman on the stars?
>>64879858
Swedes: why is Kenny Jönsson so red?
>>64881134
>that pig cow thing in the front row
How is the Canes mascot not the biggest meme on /hoc/?
>>64885821
Yurke yokepakke
Why is Scotty Bowman the Gretzky of coaches? He seems to have too many wins to even get close to beating
>>64885821
jyrki "the punisher" Jokipakka
>>64885880
Because he coached probably the best teams ever to play hockey in the 1970s canadiens
>>64885880
Hard to beat when he was the coach of the Habs dynasty and the 90s red wings. Really depends on how long quenneville intends to coach. If he's coaching the Hawks for the next few years that'll help a lot. Bowman coached for 35 years which also helps a lot.
>>64885930
I didn't know that. I always thought he was just the coach of the Red Wings
>>64885955
It's impossible under the salary cap. Even if he coaches another ten or fifteen years he won't even be close
>>64885969
He also won with the Penguins in the early 90s
He was such a shitty player that he was able to start coaching early
>>64885821
>>64880757
>Wienerpeg fans actually thought their team of oversized goons would be worth a shit
Literally delusion: the fan base
>>64885986
No if he coaches for another 15 years I think it'll be somewhat close. He needs to coach a contending team though. He's what 500 and change away from Scott?
>>64885821
Oh-Doo-ya
>>64886030
>>64886122
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>64885856
I-Is Stormy elite?
>>64884218
>finnish drafting
What can you Swedes tell me about Max Friberg? Will he make it in the NHL?
>>64881134
Seeing Carolina just 2 points out of a playoff spot is mind-boggling to me. Really thought they didn't have it in them to actually compete this year
Should Farnham get a suspension for his hit on Jaskin?
I don't think he will, but should he?
>>64886275
I hope the canes play fucking out of their mind and then suck so they're out of a top 4 draft pick. The only team that stands in the laffs way of a 1st overall is columbus. Edmonton is Edmonton though so I guess we'll see.
>>64886122
Absolutely based
>>64886296
If you still want the Staals, I hear Francis is expecting 1st rounders
>>64886231
Don't know tbqh. He played well in a WJC or two. Didn't even know he had been traded to Montreal until now. They don't really write much (if anything at all) about him in Sweden anymore. But who knows, perhaps he will be able to play on a third or fourth line some day.
>>64886324
Couple years ago maybe. Eric Staal has been one of my fav players for years but he doesn't fit into the laffs future plan.
>>64886324
>expecting instead of accepting
Never shitpost on 3 hours of sleep lads. Offer still stands though, I want a Pulju/Aho meme line in Raleigh
If Edmonton gets 1st overall again I may kill myself. They can't keep getting away with ruining young players careers.
>>64886338
I mean, both him and Skinner are actually somewhat resembling their prime years, which should drive the price up. I'm just worried that if the Canes don't actually make the playoffs, he'll bolt to a Cup contender for nothing. The fanbase loves him, but even we see the writing on the wall
>>64886324
ook_frok.png
>>64886391
Skinner yes he's only 23 so he's just approaching prime years. Eric Staal on the other hand is not. He's 31 and just about to start his regression. You would have to think the leafs won't really be competitive for at least another 2 to 3 years until their young players develop and progress. Staal would be in his mid 30s which doesn't make sense for this team. Don't get me wrong I love Staal I just think the window has passed for him on this team.
>>64886388
Nah, they should be sent to prison tbqh
>galchenyuk and DSP in the midst of scandal
>petry, weise, and gilbert injured
>pacioretty and subban furious and swearing at the media
>price still out indefinitely
>chemistry is in shambles
>therrien can't coach this team anymore
>bergevin can't acquire elite goalscoring
at least we still have Gally ;_;
>>64886663
This habs nose dive is fucking glorious. All those smuk fans when they were off to a good start can eat shit and die :^)
STOP RIGHT NOW AND POST PICTURES OF NHL PLAYERS BEING DEGENERATES
>>64886720
>those ripped jeans
>>64886720
doesn't take much of ovechkin to orgasm.
>>64886388
Nice rapist dubs but it won't stop them from getting Matthews and signing Stamkos
>>64886437
Don't save that pic reeee
>>64886914
Is that how he sucks Kane too?
>>64886833
>implying Stamkos would waste his prime years with a bottom 3 team
>>64886779
he looks like the nerd from the Breakfast Club
for those who joined /hoc/ the past few days, that's the girl he beated up and raped.
>>64886959
It's the other way around m8. Toes is the alpha male
>>64886968
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
What went wrong?
>mfw Canadian dollar continues to tank
>mfw dumb shitter alcoholic wiinipeg abbos lose their team AGAIN
>mfw the Thrashers win the 2022 publix bowl
feels good lads desu
>>64887171
The NHL doesn't need another useless American team with 5000 fans at each game.
>>64887064
Price was the lid on an empty box fäm
>>64887171
>mfw the Canadian dollar could be at ten cents and the Jets would still have more fans than the thrashers did
>>64887238
>>64887308
Looks like the abbos are scared? Mad that literally no one wants to play in your meme city? Mad that you can't attract elite talent?
>mfw Kovalchuk left for FUCKING NEW JERSEY because he knew he'd be in Winnipeg
>mfw Evander Kane requested a trade immediately after hearing of the relocation
Enjoy trading away your captain for peanuts. It's fun seeing how the team is already falling out of favor with the fans.
Remember when you were going to win the cup? :^)
>>64887389
>he thinks I'm a jets fan
I don't give a fuck if the Jets win 0 games from now until the end of the season. But anyone who has a brain knows Winnipeg actually has fans. The thrashers were a joke of an organization and everyone knows it.
>>64887453
Sure thing, bud ;^)
>mfw purrise the furry starts shit posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxqSWpcgwhM
>Christian Thomas was traded after this
Giroux is a fuckin badass. He looks like a coke dealer.
>rags
>>64887583
He's fucking shopped into oblivion in this pic
http://teamstre.am/1Kdr6IN
>feminists
>>64887171
Atlanta had and lost 2 hockey teams. You're delusional to think anybody would be dumb enough to try again.
>>64887583
>yfw he's a manlet
>>64887650
>flyover cuck literally mad at Coke, Waffle House, Publix and Delta
Just you wait, the Thrashers are coming back ;^)
>>64887628
>ywn be 21 having a 27 year old girlfriend
>>64887238
>Las Vegas
