South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Parramatta Eels
7.50pm @ ANZ Stadium
Live on Fox Sports 1 and the Nine Network
livestream.com/nrl
First for marrying prostitutes.
Too early for the thread m8.
It will die before 1pm.
/nrl/ Post Round 14 Power Rankings
Elite
>1. Huggybears
Very Good
>2. Beddington
>3. Bread Pilled
>4. 2 Myles Per Gallen
Good
>5. The Fabulous
>6. Joe Flacco
>7. Smithy's Shaft*
>8. Meme
>9. ShigGODs
>10. Schedule Babbies
>11. LaffinGOAT.jpg
Decent
>12. Gummi Bears RLC
>13. Broncucks Ltd.
>14. Barba Shop Quartet*
OK
>15. Psychological Edge
>16. Liu DiCaprio's
>17. The Angry Samoans
Bad
>18. NRLEL FC
>19. Conviction
>20. Feminine Bulge
>21. Tahi Rua Taniwha
Very Bad
>22. Dead by 3rd Round
*Only plays in the 12 man league.
You had a chance to redeem yourself after the other shit thread and you managed to fuck it up
>>68566526
>Hayne
You had one job cunt
this thread is absolute diabolical
>Hayne
What an absolute fuckwit. Caps for Fiji in some irrelevant shitty 7's tournament making himself ineligible for Australia in all form of Rugby in the process, but wont even make the Fiji Olympics team.
Now is going to go play Union overseas in France or Japan, but again cant play for Australia now. Then will come crawling back to the /nrl/ like the piece of shit he is
John Sutton could play tonight lads
Alex Hobbs Ltd
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
PLEASE
Watch our 'sports.'
>>68566610
>This desperate Josh Reynold damage control
kys you dog ugly manlet ranga
>>68566599
the actress from star wars will make more money than you ever will
walkbro you here mate?
should I go for a walk, bro?
i thought this thread got pushed off page 10 by apehoop
can't stand all the soccer threads that have been dominating /sp/ in the last week lads
>>68566646
Euro 2016 is on
>>68410111
>>68410767
walkmyth
Joe Burgess going back to Wigan lads
Poor guy fell for Trent Robinson's lies, hopefully he learned a valuable lesson
>>68566658
no shit, I said I can't stand the threads not why are there threads
>>68566677
You should be more clear
No GI and no AReynolds is probably a good thing for souths.
No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.
Rabbitohs
Storm
Warriors
Sea Eagles
Follow these instructions if you want a perfect round of tipping.
>>68566790
No GI maybe, lately I forget he's even on the field
>>68566790
How do you figure that?
Dane Gagai OFFICIALLY ruled out of game 2.
>>68566820
Because GI is basically the same as playing one man down since he puts zero effort into club games and Reynolds has been playing crap so might as well give someone else a go anyway.
>>68566861
I think you will find that logic dictates that having one of something is not like having one less of something.
>>68566845
post proof
>souffs
Ordered my Bathmate Hydromax X30 yesterday and it's been shipped today lads.
>>68567030
Sounds good.
I bought the Bathmate Hercules back in early 2012 and used it for a year straight.
Permanently gained an inch in length and 2 inches in girth.
I still use it one session a week though for "maintenance".
>>68566997
I bet Vonny goes commando at work
>>68567030
based roosterman
wgonpw
Booked a 3 hour VIPPSE with Christine McQueen this Saturday night lads.
>>68567084
Based joshy
Just got home from work
>>68567030
Your prostitute wife will be beside herself lad!
>>68567084
Is Christine McQueen related to Chris McQueen?
>>68567054
How long was each session for the Hercules? The X30 you have to do at least 3 x 5 minute sets.
>>68567092
I don't have a wife m8. That's why I booked a session with Christine McQueen.
is Chris McQueen related to Matt King?
>>68567088
>work
kek
Luke Keary has met with Trent Robinson to join the Roosters next season.
>>68567084
Does she do bareback?
>>68567126
>"I "live" off welfare scraps that muscular and intelligent workers are forced to donate to me via taxation"
>"If they weren't forced to donate to me, I would die"
You are literally worthless and nothing but a drain on society.
You know what to do.
>>68567139
Yes.
She is filthy, and is filming our session as part of the package.
I'm going to let her fuck my ass with a strap on, and I'll take a shit on her face.
I'll post the video next weekend.
>>68567168
I genuinely laughed out loud at this post.
Surely you jest, good sir?
>>68567203
No.
It's all listed clearly on her website what is included in her packages, and if you follow her twitter account she posts about the things she does with clients.
is based Nathan Brown playing tonight?
>>68567203
>Surely you jest, good sir?
>>68566997
The thigh gap on that female is beautiful
Will we get another funny thread tonight? I think we will.
>>68567239
A. Nathan Brown is a coach.
B. Newcastle has a bye this round.
>>68567168
>doing bareback with hooker
How fucking retarded can you be?
>>68567235
Why would someone that good looking be into guys shitting on their face...
>>68567293
She looks like a retard pal
>he doesn't bareback prostitutes
>he doesn't cum deep inside them
>he doesn't propose to prostitutes
>>68567307
A hot retard
>>68567161
I literally developed some shitty app that some stupid company paid me billions for. And i'm literally retired now
stay seething
>>68567293
She's into wild things like that because she's true to herself. I think most people would be into poo play if they weren't so afraid to try it.
Plus she gets paid for it.
>>68567330
Hello RC, glad you could join us tonight.
>>68567336
Poo smells like shit though
>>68567341
>RC
thanks for outing yourself as a literal newcunt who came here in the most recent summer
>>68567355
Agree
>>68567355
It literally smells good.
Next time you wipe your butthole, sniff the paper.
I gurantee you will go in for another sniff afterwards.
>>68567396
I bet she's a nice person
I miss the Australian Open threads
So comfy
Sean, you here m8?
Do you want me to book a session with Christine McQueen for me and you on her upcoming Brisbane tour?
>>68567434
WalkGod does not need to pay for sex, women pay WalkGod for sex.
>>68567434
Yeah I'm here.
I'll be up for this.
Valentine Holmes going to the Queensland Reds lads.
>Justin O'Neil wants 450k a season
lmao
>>68567533
Literally a two times premiership winning, Origin centre
>>68567546
He wouldn't be playing Origin if Chambers was fit or if Munster was available.
>>68567533
the cap rises every year, $450k would be an appropriate figure for him for his next contract
>>68567574
The cap doesn't rise every year.
Even so, O'Neil is an average player at best. Cowboys should let him go, and bring back based elite Moga.
>>68567566
not sure what that has to do with him winning an origin series in 2012 you complete and utter casual
>>68567606
Justin O'Neil did not win Origin in 2012.
Good chance you are confusing him with Dane Neilson.
>>68567598
https://www.nrl.com/nrlhq/referencecentre/salarycap/tabid/10434/default.aspx
it in fact DOES increase every year
>>68567625
Dane Neilson is not an NRL player.
Good chance you are confusing him with Dane Nielsen.
>>68567642
Your link is just redirecting me to the main page of nrl.com.
Still, this doesn't change the fact that O'Neil is, at best, a 250k a season player.
AFL
>>68567488
>>68567258
>>68567220
>>68567159
>>68567179
>>68567142
>>68567112
>>68567061
>>68567046
>>68566952
>>68566895
>>68566753
KEK
>>68567654
the salary cap is literally increasing to $10.4m in 2018.
>tfw no qt Taiwanese Aboriginal gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G3b9eDAmV8
is this accurate?
https://youtu.be/-O8gbX4fHxs
https://youtu.be/B_YBWhr4dSI
>>68567955
I would fuck this bogan slut
>>68568039
I would almost agree with you
Tariq Sims playing for Dragons tomorrow lads
>>68567978
I would fuck this bogan slut.
>>68568087
I would fuck this bogan slut.
just your daily reminder that Melbourne are in fact under the radar
http://www.theroar.com.au/2016/06/16/sorry-melbourne-dont-make-friends-structure/
>>68568095
I would definitely agree with you
John Sutton is back lads
Put your life savings on Souths
>2016
>reading articles by Dane Eldridge
>mfw i regularly get pegged by Christine McQueen
>>68568087
I'm not a Dragons fan, but I have this feeling Dragons are just 2 or 3 players and another year of experience away from becoming a tiny bit elite.
They get so close but they really need to ditch Benji, i get he's a veteran and very valuable to the club but this year he has lost it. Mitch Rein will be elite in the future, as will de Belin and Frizzel. Dugan is reliable and Widdop is a great leader.
Who should they replace Benji with? Rumour says it will be Keary but imo they should just take Benji on a one year extension and go for a way bigger half in 2018 like Milford or Brooks, that's if their Jack Bird deal falls through
>>68568151
They tried for Cronk and failed
They are trying for Keary now and if they fail there, Benji will be their half next year.
Personally they would have gone harder then they did for Jack Bird
walkcunt on suicide watch
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/league/81169407/Kieran-Foran-back-with-his-partner-but-confides-he-may-never-play-league-again
Roosters chasing Keary lads. Look like Jackson Hastings is on the outer
>>68568469
Hahaha serves that grubby cunt right. The bun in the oven isn't even his either.
based roosters lads
Who won the game?
>>68568502
Old news.
Try to keep up, kid.
>>68568502
fuck me dead this club is going down the shitter
How do you go from signing Jennings, Maloney and SBW to Keary and Joe Burgess
Based Vonnie is winning nrl.com's tipping competition lads.
She would also be coming second if she were in /nrl/'s comp.
>>68568593
don't forget Dale Copley and Martin Kennedy
Vonnie would quadruple her income if she became a prostitute.
>>68568655
still take the same amount of cocks tho
Who we going for tonight boys?
what are you lads drinking tonight?
>>68568679
She might as well get paid for it.
More girls should consider prostitution imo.
>>68568690
Hawthorn
>>68568701
Refrigerated tap water
>>68568708
>More non-asian girls should consider prostitution imo
ftfy
>>68568717
They are the first leg of my multi that will net me 6k.
Im a professional gambler.
>>68568701
Chai tea
i hate how souths play the darth vader theme when the away team comes onto the field to portray them as supervillians
>>68568730
Well that should go without saying.
Way too many disgusting asian girls saturating the market.
Need more white prostitutes, but we desperately need a lot more middle eastern/southern European prostitutes.
>>68568701
tai chi
>>68568756
I agree. They should play "Girls Just Want To Have Fun"
Dane Nielsen is elite.
>>68568756
Stay mad.
Retards v Spastics
>>68568891
you fucking your mum again m9?
>>68568891
So Christmas lunch at your house basically?
>>68568908
>>68568919
LOL ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!!!!!
>souths incharge of catching the ball
>>68568919
ahahahahahhaaaa >.<
soufs will come back. screencap this
>getting scored on by a decade old melbourne play
>when your coach used to work at melbourne
poor camera man
holy fuck Nielsen is slow. huge mismatch between him and French
Literally two tries using storm tactics from 10 years ago.
KEK
reddit is seething with absolute fury right now
>>68569378
Based Browny 2bh
Poor Sutton
It's nice that the refs are doing everything they can to keep souths in the game
can't watch this sport anymore, too many shitskins.
i'm out for good, peace.
>>68569445
Nice blog.
>>68569445
i changed my tellys settings so everything is in black and white.
Isn't it refreshing to see one of NRLs genuine hard men get rewarded for his efforts in this league full of shit cunts and faggots who dive for penalties, lads?
Sterlo fucking jizzed himself when eels scored their first try.
>>68569495
it was hilarious seeing all the casuals go off at him the last few weeks saying he's a talentless grub. he is a grub but anyone who's watched a lot of souths games this year knows he is a future elite front rower
Do you think Erin Brockovich attracts more clients to Shine Lawyers than she deters?
>>68569644
She isn't a real person lad
>>68569662
bait
>>68569700
this ain't your first rodeo, friendo
John Sutton has a lovely phat bottom.
fucking sca want 25 bob for a standard headlight bulb
And why exactly did the touch judge just not rule on that?
French has terrible defensive reads but he's so quick compared to Nielsen that he can round him up anyway. Fucking hell Nielsen is a snail
kek, now look at Nielsen giving away the penalty. He knew he was no match for French there
there is literally only 4 people in this thread tonight, seriously dead poomunity
>>68569924
>rabbipoos and peels
what do you expect?
Walkcunt on pooicide watch
How can blatant refball like this go on?
>>68570017
watch our sport
>>68569961
I expected at least Sean would show up and keep the thread somewhat interesting
sexi semi
Eels need to move Radradra to fullback when Gordon leaves
Who /couldbeatNielseninarace/ here?
>>68570065
he might need a rest i think. what he does is pretty tiring
kek, it was threatening to happen all night and it finally did. you can't have someone that slow playing on the wing in 2016
>souffs
you now remember that 3 year period in the last 100 years where the Roosters and Souths were both good at the same time
>>68570156
*2 year period
Remember when people on /sp/ though luke keary was attractive
fuck I hate Corey Norman
Ever since Corey Norman won his meme 9s MVP he thinks he's king shit
Isaac De Gois is probably my favourite Portuguese Eels player
>tfw i will never see a naked gus
Just bought the new Witcher 3 expansion lads
>>68570297
At least I've seen your mum naked
>>68570340
hows the ptsd?
Good news for 13+
SEMI CAN FUCK MY BITCH
DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK
that was a really pathetic effort from Johnston. imo he could've gotten Semi if he tried a little harder
Semi is pretty alright
Just got a semi lads
Walkbro is pretty alright
>>68570378
Running with a semi would be pretty awkward to be frank
>>68570378
Actively trying to get a semi can sometimes work against you m8.
apollo 13 on 7 flix lads
>watching anything except live sport on free to air television
>2016
>>68570441
I delete anybody at facebook that tries to tell me to watch something on FTA
Especially if it is space jam or something gay
>>68570441
>>68570459
samefag
no one actually dislikes fta telly
>no one actually dislikes fta telly
>>68570441
>>68570459
>>68570518
Here's your (You)
>giving your money to murdoch
>Bye round threads
Good grief.
