You wake up and are now the owner of the Texans.
What do you do?
Rules: You cannot move, or disband the team.
>>63615463
>Fire the GM
>Let O'Brien go back to college
>throw as much money as it takes at Jim Harbaugh, otherwise beg Cowher to come out of retirement
>get Case Keenum back
>draft a QB to develop behind him, rather than one who is marginally ready to start in the NFL (Aaron Rodgers route instead of the Alex Smith route)
>draft secondary, TE, O-line
>do some voodoo shit to keep Clowney healthy
Move the team to Canada
Sign Tebow
Quit. Nothing can save this shit.
Go herschel Walker mode trading jj watt
Sell the team and enjoy the rest of my life as a millionaire.
>Start J.J. Watt at QB
>Look for undervalued free agents
>Stockpile draft picks and draft for value, not good looks
>Get a real coach that doesn't substitute douchiness for leadership
In other words, become New England.
>>63615576
>fucking Texans become Toronto's most successful franchise
>>63615463
Masturbate
>>63615792
>>63615576
>Toronto texans
King kek
>>63615533
I doubt Harbaugh wants to go back to the NFL, he's got a good thing at Michigan right now, and seems most comfortable with college ball. If Cowher didn't didn't return to the NFL a few years back, he never will. He's got it made with a nice cushy analyst job.
They fucked up by not sacking the GM with Kubiak.
>Go back to oilers and rake in all that new merchandise money
>tear down astrodome, it looks disgusting now and is becoming silverdome 2.0
>continue tank
>take oline in the 1st round, qb in second
Dynasty inbound senpai, the arc east is shitty as it is so better take advantage of it
>>63615533
Clowney is garbage when healthy. He has had multiple games to prove himself and still hasn't. Injuries are convenient for him because people still think he has potential. There's enough tape on him. Watch it. It's garbage. He's garbage.
>Go back to oilers and rake in all that new merchandise money
Legally you can't do this and Bud Adams is dead.
>tear down astrodome, it looks disgusting now and is becoming silverdome 2.0
No one has done anything in the Astrodome in years. The fuck are you on about?
>>63615923
I was in Houston for a carnival or some shit a few years back in the Peking lot of the astrodome /Texans arena
It looks like it want s to be put out of its misery
>>63615923
I am from Houston. Trust me. The Astrodome needs to be put out of its misery.
>>63615463
Schedule only the Bengals for all non-division games, preferably primetime
Get Kuechly for >muh defense
>>63623276
And make sure to face the bengals in the playoffs
Offer Saban $10 mil a year to coach.
Or
Offer Harbaugh $7 mil a year to coach
Offer Kingsbury $4 mil/yr to OC and playcall
Offer Bowles $4 mil a year to DC
Make them GM power like Chep Kelley
Trade Cushing and a 7th round for Rivers
>Get Kuechly for >muh defense
They'll fix that shit for me.
>>63615895
Literally all of this is so wrong. The Titans own the rights to the oilers brand, they don't play in the astrodome, and they're in the AFC South.
How are you this retarded?
>>63623346
In every round.
>>63615463
Put up a 'no trannies' sign on all the bathrooms.
Or whatever that stupid thing was all about.
>>63623492
>Nina
>elite as fuck
Pick everything
>tfw can never be the Houston Oilers anymore
I hope Bud Adams is rotting in hell.
>>63623765
>>63623765
i think it was if you identified your self as a woman and were born a guy you could walk into the womens restroom/lockerroom and they had to accept you.
>>63615463
Trade J.J. Watt to Dallas for a 7th round pick
Would you trade jj watt for Tony romo?
>>63624031
Fuck no
>>63624031
they would
>>63615463
rename them to the Oilers
>>63615463
>invent a time machine to go back to the 2014 draft
>draft anyone but cLOLeny in first round
>draft Carr in second round
>2015 draft, trade foster and whatever for gurley
oh yeah
>fire shit tier GM
>>63615463
Jerk off in a pile of money
call jerry jones and ask if he wants to do coke
>>63624191
but the Titans are the Oilers
is there a problem
>>63624031
lol, fuck no
>>63624326
>ywn party with Jerruh Jones
feels bad man
>Invest heavily in human cloning
>Start 11 JJ Watts on each side of the ball
>Sell said cloning technology to da Burrs
>Owls of Watts vs Ditkas for years
