ABUs a month ago
>HAHAHA THEY'RE GOING TO STICK WITH VAN LEL NEXT SEASON. VAN LAAL FOREVER HOOFBALL FOREVER HAHAHA >MUH FILOSOFEE
*United sack him*
ABUs now
>Wow, like, he didn't deserve that. No loyalty from Man Utd. They are wrong to sack him. Typical United.
>>67804248
>ABUs being ABUs
What were you expecting?
>discovered lads like Lingard & Rashford and gave them plenty of minutes
enjoy seeing them at on loan at blackburn rovers, eventually sold to midtable Turkish sides while past it divas take their place under Mou
fucking mancs
I'm actually extremely disappointed in how our club has treated Van Gaal could've at least left it 2 Weeks so the lads and gaffer could celebrate the FA Cup win.. Just screams plastic from the club, or that we were scared someone else would get Mourinho..
I mean whats the point in winning these trophies if we arent gonna celebrate and tell the staff that basically theyre not good enough after winning it?
I loved Van Gaals statement, it hasnt been pretty at times and i dont like his play style but i respect how he carried himself and hes right, he has left solid foundations for a new team with new success by bringing through and trusting a group of youth players. Hats off to him, he was stoical and yes we lost badly sometimes but i could tell he was tryna to build something unlike Moyes, and that win made me really happy on Saturday
>>67804248
It was the exact same with Moyes.
>>67804651
>This Lingard is good meme because he scored the winner in the FA Cup final
He'll be sold to Sunderland in 2-3 years, he's really nothing special.
>>67804704
I'd have some faith in LvG discoveries if I were you lad
>Clarence Seedorf, Nwankwo Kanu, Patrick Kluivert, Edgar Davids, Andres Iniesta, Xavi, Carles Puyol, David Alaba
>>67804758
>Blackett, McNair, Memepiss
>>67804758
>>Clarence Seedorf, Nwankwo Kanu, Patrick Kluivert, Edgar Davids, Andres Iniesta, Xavi, Carles Puyol, David Alaba
They were all 17-20 when they started playing under LvG, Lingard is turning 24 this year. He's an average Premier League starter at the very best.
>>67804791
>Memepiss
Not a discovery, Eredivisie top scorers are always a gamble, you could get a Ruiz or you can get a Suarez
>>67804758
>Iniesta
Horseshit. Iniesta was already in Barca's B team and was their captain by the time LvG had joined.
Wow, like, he didn't deserve that. No loyalty from Man Utd. They are wrong to sack him. Typical United.
ABU's by definition know fuk all
>>67804861
To be fair, most of his discoveries were like that
>join clubs with a world class academies
>play 15 random youngsters through out the season that were already bretty good for the B team
>3 of them turn out to be good 5 years later
>muh great at working with youth
ABU is a mental illness
United is now officially more plastic than City and Chelsea.
Arsenal, Leicesster, Spurs and Liverpool are the current traditional top clubs.
Honourable mention: West Ham
>>67804248
Because most people like Van Gaal. He was pretty batshit crazy and, sometimes, you almost felt like he was actually trolling Utd fans, which is obviously a great thing to do. He broke whatever records Moyes had left available and he did it in style. A slow and shit to watch style.
And Mourinho is a cunt. He's a winner but mostly he's a cunt. So him going to Utd and replacing someone who actually was likeable only makes Utd even more scummy.
>>67804651
Nah mate. They're going to go to Boro becaue of Karanka
>>67804655
An FA Cup is not enough for Man Utd. Manchester United are not Arsenal, there won't be an open top bus parade for a trophy that's lost it's worth. The players were reserved in their celebrations and they should be. A season without the league title is a bad year for Man Utd. No exceptions. There are standards at Old Trafford beyond the comprehension of other clubs in England. I don't think Van Gaal has carried himself well at all. He's acted like a child a lot of the time, surprised that there's been speculation about his position as United staggered from one game to the next struggling for even a shot on goal. Last week he said the expectations of United fans are too high, that's not him carrying himself well. That's delusion. He's dicked about game after game playing players out of position to sooth his own ego. Mendes could have given him a day to celebrate before leaking the news but would have been enough. The club has to get ruthless now. There has to be urgency in rectifying the last 3 years. Finally there's going to be a man in the dugout with the profile and bravado to live up to the job.
>>67804758
>Lingard
The 24 year old youngster. A lot of people don't realise he's in his mid twenties because he's spent a long time bouncing around the championship. I'm pleased for him that he scored an FA cup final winning goal for Man Utd because he won't be at the club for long. He's not good enough and never will be.
>>67805767
He'll start every game under Mourinho because he tracks back
>most back passes in the league
>fewest goals ever
>5th after $250mil spent
>absolute dogshit play
>in his second year out of three max
>elite manager looking for a job
easiest fucking sack in footballing history
the funny part is that the van gaal team builder meme might live on because some decent pieces have been assembled - mou just has to get them to work
>LVG moves to Everton
>Everton play to his defensive style to make up for their shamble of a defense
>Everton become unstoppable and win the Premier League
Can you imagine the sadness of the United plastics if this happened? Everton walking all over United when >Mouyes is in charge
>>67805844
>what are things that will never ever ever happen?
Moyes is going back to everton to moyes the fuck out of the place again.
>>67805844
The main reason they went with martinez in the first place is because they were sick to death of functional moyes football. If they wanted a moyes parody again might as well stick with moyes again.
>>67804953
Andy knows
>>67805729
>there won't be an open top bus parade for a trophy that's lost it's worth
>club won't celebrate a trophy
>their first FA Cup in 12 years
>>67806096
They won't. Man Utd are not the same as the likes of Arsenal.
A FA cup win is not deserving of a parade for Manchester United.
>>67805844
he's retiring after this if I remember correctly
>>67806160
I'm going to screenshot this and use it as evidence of people who just shitpost about Arsenal because everybody else does on /sp/. I don't like them and don't support any EPLEL team since I'm not a plastic cunt, but your belief that somehow United aren't going to celebrate a success after the 'terrible drought' of 3 years.
>>67806355
Screenshot away, m8. Doesn't make you any less wrong.
Found this for you:
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-utd-news-fa-cup-11363373
>the club didn't even enquire about a parade route
You clearly don't understand Man Utd. A single FA cup win is not enough for United to get the bus out.
>>67806671
We'll see.
>>67806671
>win cup
>sack manager
>lol they're not happy with the cup so not gonna parade it xDDD
>forgetting LvG would be in entitled to the parade
That's why to fucking nugget.
>>67806671
>not like Arsenal
Yeah. Arsenal have managed to get into CL for 20 seasons in a row. United couldn't even make CL after £100m this season.
>>67804248
dont think anyone denies he should have been fired but the way that the united management did it was dickish
2bh should've kept him another year. >we already missed out on Klopp and Mou isn't the right man long term. yeah yeah maybe Mou will be different at United and will stay for 15+ years, but it's unlikely
>>67806963
Arsenal haven't even won the CL. Marseille, Ajax and Porto have won it in the CL era... but not Arsenal. The club's inclusion in the competition is worthless.
>>67806816
>damage control
Sorry you got proved wrong, m8.
>>67804248
>Lang Baal
Sad, all the young players he's bringing along are doing just fine. Just like Bayern, they will dominate the next 5 years but he will get none of the credit.
I'm a united supporter, but honestly, seems like all uk flag United fans are plastics
which is ironic.
>>67808260
>Bandwagoner talking about plastics
kek
KEK
>>67807199
Not that other faggot, I didn't know and checked your link. Though the reasoning seems to be "LvG won the cup and traditionally the manager who won it is there" and this is a dodgy occasion as most managers aren't fired 2 days after winning a cup. If you can give me evidence of that in the EPL era, I'd be interested.
>>67807177
Irrelevant to the conversation. I was talking about how 'shit tier never won it xDD' Arsenal have gotten into the CL 20 seasons in a row, yet United can't even make qualification slot with a team costing £200m, with 'The Next Henry' leading the line.
Want a fun factoid? United registered 3 (THREE) shots in 120 minitues of football, with 68% of the possession. The fact 2 of those went in is what 'saved' united seasons.
Arsenal, on the other hand, managed to not fuck up the CL spots and win the cup. Twice.
Arsenal spent £15m this season.
>>67807287
Van Gaal gets a lot of credit for his work at Bayern.
>>67804954
Liverpoo. Mate behave yourself
>>67806355
If you support Arsenal, you don't have to lie it's okay Anon. We can all see through your lies, shush shush it's okay now shush.
>>67804248
>sack Van Gaal because of his shit, negative play style
>hire Mourinho
>>67815247
>>sack Van Gaal because of his shit, negative play style
Literally false, you fucking retard
>mourinho
>boring football wherever he goes
>can't into youth at all
>muh refs
>muh conspiracies
>literally signed falcao this time last year
>falls out with key players at every club
>can't rebuild a team
Good signing 2bh
>>67815288
>this ABABU damage control
You can tell the ABUs are scared.
>>67815247
if you think mourinho's teams don't score lots of goals you have obviously only just started watching football and believe some memes you read on 4chan
>>67815301
>>67815301
Mourniho wins
Every ABU and naysayer out there need to get this in their fucking skulls. We just had MOYES and van gaal shitting up the place for 3 years, and you think the prospect of defensive football is somehow an issue? Are you all retarded? Mourinho may play similar style of football, but he fucking wins. You think Leicester fans are unhappy about them being one of the lowest scoring league winners in league history and playing constant counterattacking football? No
>>67815301
he only signed falcao because mendes told him to do it and for some reason high profile players and managers do what that cunt tells them
>>67815301
nice memes
>>67815417
are you leicester tier in terms of ambition now? LMAO
>>67815437
>he only signed falcao because memes told him to do it
fify
So when Man U is stuck in the middle of the table... you morons vanish or what?
>moyes
>>67815247
>Mourinho teams plays bad football meme
His Real Madrid team still holds the record for the most goals in a season.
>>67806963
>not like arsenal
Yeah you're right, arsenal have never won the European cup have they mate.
>>67808260
I agree with you. The amount of UK flags I've seen with all the plastics wanting >mouyes is terrible.
They really should give Giggs a trial again.
>>67811511
It's not irrelevant to the conversation at all. United have had a horrible 3 year slump with bad decisions made, terrible football and standards not met. But they'll still win the CL again before Arsenal do.
>>67804655
> reminder that man united fans (and tripfags) routinely suggested that
1) they had a 'special way' of treating their managers
2) their success was in large part due to this 'special way'
3) they also had a 'special way' with players, who maintained immense loyalty for the club
4) they had a 'special appeal' in the transfer market, refusing to spunk money like other 'plastic clubs'
I've never seen somebodies delusional psychological foundations get undercut as fast as this. I honestly feel like in the coming decade a lot of manure tripfags will be in and out of therapy
>>67815724
>being this mad about another football club
lmaoing at your life m8
>>67805729
> A season without the league title is a bad year for Man Utd. No exceptions. There are standards at Old Trafford beyond the comprehension of other clubs in England.
That's just objectively false, a season without the league title is a bad year for united under ferguson. Manchester United isn't a magic club that will always have success because it's Manchester United, it's merely a club that had a magic manager for a long enough time that the fans started to believe it was.
>>67815747
>Manchester United isn't a magic club
Objectively untrue. The standards have been set and will continue.
>>67815445
Winning the league you mean? Doesn't everyone want that lad?
>>67815747
They are also very, very rich though and generally in football you associate wealth with success, certainly it would be stupid to suggest that their ambitions are not much higher than say Stoke or Bournemouth.
>>67815772
Is that so?
Five years ago I heard the standards weren't just winning, but winning in the 'United way' e.g. not firing anyone ever, never spending money, keeping the same players etc. Now that's definitely out the window - you couldn't get more plastic or cunty than their current conduct. I wouldn't be suprised if the winning things is the next to go. Mou is their last shot desu
Firing Louis when he's about to start his third season is like telling Goku to stop fighting Vegeta as soon as he's done charging his Spirit Bomb. The foundation for a solid team was laid and all the pieces of the puzzle were in place to win the premier league and the Europa League. Replacing him with Mourinho is like putting up Piccolo (DBZ) against Great Ape Vegeta - he might be strong, but we all know it's not going to end well.
Van Lel should give half of his pay off cheque to DeGea. Without DeGea united woukld have been hammered in most of their games this season.
Van Lel should have been gone at Christmas and would have been if it wasn't for DeGea saving his bacon week in week out.
>>67815802
>I heard
nice evidence m8
>>67815984
could say that about most professional goalkeepers senpai, it's an extremely important position, probably THE most important position on the team
How the fuck is Blackett still at United?
He couldn't even get a game in the worst Celtic squad for 30 years - even though they had massive injury problems at CB.
>>67815875
>Firing Louis when he's about to start his third season is like telling Goku to stop fighting Vegeta as soon as he's done charging his Spirit Bomb.
kek
>>67815802
Man Utd have always spent (their own) money. ABUs never want to make that distinction between United and the likes of City. No sugar daddy is pouring money into Man Utd; they can spend a lot because they're a worldwide sporting institution. They have the profile and money because they're a special club with a history of special players and a culture of perseverance and reformation. They've also always had bravery to get rid of high profile people when they are past their worth. United never sacked Fergie because he never deserved to be sacked. He was already one of Britain's greatest managers before he even took the United job. But the club also understands the importance of keeping ambassadors and players with experience. That's why Rooney has been at the club for over 11 years. Carrick also signed a new 1 year deal today. Next season he'll have spent a decade with United.
>>67816077
kys
>>67816307
Confirmation that I'm right. Thank you anon.
>>67815784
hopefully one day you'll be as big as Leicester mate
>>67816077
>a special club
You're not wrong.
>All season long: Fuck Van Gaal, I hope that old fuck dies and I get the chance to rape his corpse, the piece of shit
>Now: that poor, poor old man ;___; How could Utd do such a thing.
>>67804651
>discovered lads like Lingard & Rashford and gave them plenty of minutes
Lukaku also had one good season, it doesn't mean he isn't shit
I think most of the fans actually don't mind LVG staying for 1 more season, the foundations are there and the future looks promising.
He said it himself, last year of contract, and he retires. Unlike Venga who sticks around forever like cancer.
But with Pep in Citeh, and Mou knocking the door, the opportunity is just too good to pass on. They did pass on Mou the first time around, and simply couldn't take the chance to pass again.
Agreed that the dismissal could've been handled better though.
>>67816930
>They did pass on Mou the first time
I don't think this is true. Mou had already given Abramovich his word before Fergie let him know he was retiring.
>>67817018
Could be, the main point stands though.
And with a trophy as a parting gift LVG could step down with dignity. Win-win I say, just a bit disappointed at how it was handled.
>>67806963
Arsenal are shit and you should feel like shit for supporting them.
Want to know why you guys have such a HUGE online following? It's because you're all losers. Literally. You are experts in failure.
So instead of coming to terms with that, and shutting the fuck up like say a Luton supporter does, you decide to band together under the anonymity of the internet and circle jerk the living shit out of each other. You're losers. You're just not winners. Losers. You are those neets in high school who steal one can of beer from the bottle-o and get "drunk" in your parents basement everyday after school. The guys from Superbad. You're literally the guys from Superbad. Losers.
Isn't it funny to think that Manure and Chelshit and Man Shitty (next season) have all been given so much shit for how disgracefully they've played in comparison to what people are used to? Yet no one says anything about Arsenal. It's because you're all content with losing. No one cares enough to kick up a fuss. You guys are happy right where you are.
You guys are fucking losers.
>>67808260
Your flag actually sounds like a French childrens novel...
But I still agree with you.
>>67815482
They start supporting another team, like leister
>>67804954
Man Utd were the original plastics. They were first team to commercialise themselves on a huge scale, buy titles and become a global brand. Then it was Chelsea. Then it was Man City.
Liverpool have always been a meme club but at least they are associated with the city and vice versa.
If there is one team to blame for football becoming a plastic shitfest, it is Man Utd above all and anybody else.
>>67817070
>just a bit disappointed at how it was handle
In fairness to Man Utd, it was Mendes that leaked the news. He probably didn't want to allow any room for United to reconsider Van Gaal staying on in the fervour of a cup win.
>*action*
kill yourself piece of trash
>>67804655
Do you really think he would've played all those youngsters if the first team wasn't wrecked by injuries? Lingard would be the only one to get a look in and that's because Depay turned out to be absolute gash.
>>67817519
yea wouldn't put it past him, prick
on the bright side DDG is definitely staying, happy with that
Why do i keep getting that woodward feeling in that mou is not going to sign on as mgr.
>>67817305
>Man Utd spending their own money is a bad thing
>being this much of an ABU
If Man Utd hadn't gotten smart and commercialised in the nineties (using their own homegrown players as they did) to catch up with other clubs on the continent, who were already doing so, then English football would have remained in shitty culture it was stuck in. Ferguson and Man Utd dragged English football, kicking and screaming, out of the drinking culture, the poor standards of coaching, the shit pitches, the terrible stadia and put to bed the disgrace that Liverpool brought upon the English game with the European ban.
ABUs since November
>haha LVG is a joke, no but srsly when will they sack this clown
ABUs now
>haha, they kept that sex masochist for another 6 months, the absolute madmen
and he got the sacking tweet right before lifting the FA cup. How to maintain moral highground after laughing at the Shitty fans for not celebrating Pellegrini bois?
>>67805823
You now remember United spending last summer was less than Newcastle and a few million more than West Brom.
>>67818935
last summer you spent 90m, summer before that you spent 170m. forget how poor you where, think you meant net spend for last summer you filthy foreigner fuck
>>67816008
He's shit and he'll go this summer. Then the media will spin it that Mou isn't giving the youth a chance. Anyone that's paid attention to United's academy in recent years knows it's not produced much. Pogba was bought at 15 and Morrison is a nutter. Other than those two there's been very little genuine class. Rashford and Fosu-Mensah will get games under Mourinho.
>Kek
Mourinho debuted at the age of 17 and only played till he was 24? The fuck kind of shit Is this?
>>67820258
Who is Andreas Pereira?
>>67804248
Only thing Van Gal didn't deserve was the instant smear campaign directly after winning the FA Cup.
>>67804758
dont forget thomas muller senpai
>>67804248
Shit club that used to be somewhat respectable
Just accept it mancs
