DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD
Ideal:
>Male
>Tallish? (5'10"+) Not a dealbreaker
>More bear mode/muscle.
>Wants to go to the gym together / Actively bulks on their own (Motivation for a partner only lasts for so long)
>Wants to go home after gym and have me cook him dinner then we play DotA/LoL or other games we enjoy mutually.
>Emotionally Supportive
>Is ok being moreso the "Daddy" of the relationship, accepting that I do stuff for them and is assertive in return
>Has somewhat of an idea on what they'd do
>Possessive/Clingy
>Likes to banter
>Honest, Loyal, etc etc
>Empathetic, supports me being in medical school
>Playful. Someone I can link shitposts to and laugh with over text/skype while I'm in lab or at the med library
>Dominant sexually, likes that I want to usually fully submit
Hard being a fag sometimes.
>Ideal girl
>18-22ish
>slim/fit
>cute
>colored hair is a plus but not required
>clingy
>likes to cuddle
>likes to watch movies and stuff with me at night or maybe play dota
>will go on adventures with me
>location is preferably north america
I hope such a thing exists...
Ideal:
>female
>short or tall but has to be skinny
>no tan, really pale skin is a plus
> funky hair is always a plus, but I like it short and long
> a bit clingy but trusts me
> likes to go out to different restaurants during the day and smoke hookah at night.
> likes to go out to hike or nice walks during night time
> submissive during sex, but vocal when she's really feeling it.
> likes to listen to all kind of music not just modern shit. (Jim Croce, teddy Pendergass, bread, meatloaf, Ben folds five, Johnny cash, etc)
> would be there for me to kiss on the neck after a long day at work and fall asleep with her in my arms.
>>23504285
Forgot most importantly
>no drugs/cigs/addictions (deal breaker)
>>23504285
oh my god that's totally me!
Ideal girl:
Honestly don't have a lot of specifics in terms of appearances.
>18-25
>Preferably average/fit (slim is fine)
> Shorter than me (Less than 5'11ish)
>Educated
>Can be independent but leans on me for support when needed
>Emotionally intelligent
> Likes to be active, not necessarily outdoorsy though
> A bit shy
>Puts as much effort into a relationship as me, can be reliable when I need support
> Into different things than me so I can learn from her
> A bit sassy, sarcastic, like dad jokes/puns
> Into TV/Anime/Vidya/Movies to some degree
>Not into drugs/cigs/addictions (deal breaker)
^ Stole from >>23504316
> In contact with family
> Wants to get married.
Probably doesn't exist but oh well.
I'll just post me and if I fit a description just hit me up
>male
>6'3 185 athletic build, muscular, 12% bf
>going to the gym is a passion of mine
>country boy and veteran
>anything outdoor related I'm there
>total nerd/geek
>reading, anime, comics, and cosplay
>loyal, honest, passionate
>cuddler
>semi protective/clingy (depending on individual definition I suppose)
>can cook
>no drugs/drink on occasion
>norse pagan
>blah blah blah
>I don't party much more of a introvert but I can be social
>chubby girls are fine, fit chicks are amazing, if you are obese, just no
a lot more probably, but I think that's a good foundation
inb4 every girl says tall
Autism: The thread
Dream Gal:
>Any age below 50, although preferably near my age of 19.
>Any height
>preferably fit enough to withstand the apocalypse.
>Mildly psychopathic is a plus
>Hyper intelligent
>Refers to me as "her property"
>Appreciates my loyalty
>Wants to assert our Egotistical rule over the world.
Dream girl would be a girl with a cups, virgin, wears white panties, takes spankings
>dream girl:
>has vagina
>has pulse
>weighs less than 160lbs
>gives blowjobbs on holidays and weekends
I'll bite.
First I'm a 26 year old bisexual female in the US.
Ideal Guy/Girl
> Between 5'3 and 6'3(Im 5'2)
>Thin - Chubby. I'm pretty fond of bearmode guys. Don't read that as obese and hairy though.
>Masculine but not afraid of his emotions. For girls I prefer a decent blend of masculine and feminine.
>Witty as fuck and can keep up with me. I tend to be sarcastic and playfully shit talk and the ability to banter is incredibly attractive to me.
>Enjoys video games and binge watching tv shows/movies.
>Loves animals and either has a pet or two of their own or wants pets.
>Doesnt take his/herself seriously and enjoys being goofy and silly.
>Enjoys the outdoors but isn't obsessed.
>Has a job or is a student. Basically doing something with their life other than sitting at home on the computer all day.
>Has passions and hobbies they will introduce me to and blabber on and on about. It's a terribly cute trait.
>Eventually wants to settle down and do the married thing. Maybe with a kid or two.
>Is affectionate with words, pet names, and their body.
>Is comfortable in their own skin. They know who they are and are okay with that.
>Is in the US
Bonus points for glasses, playing similar games, not having a nasally voice, and having a killer smile.
>>23504884
I should have also said they would have to be between 23 and 35 years old. That's pretty important.
>>23504884
Just saw this scrolling. You seem cool. I fitt a lot of the stuff maybe not all the physical stuff but you can decide. I I've j. California are you close? You can kik me if you want mines is @finitenite
Later
>>23504885
you don't want any of that barely legal benis?
>>23504890
Also I'm 23
>>23504890
So terrible at this
@finitenight
My dream girl is a robot that does not exist yet, but may if I'm ever rich enough to build her.
Her basic role is to cuddle, and hold me at night. Once we get that down, saying sweet things that make me feel cared about is next.
Eventually I may be able to program other things, but those are the necessities.
>>23504894
I know age doesn't imply maturity but unfortunately I just can't take people in their teens and early 20s seriously. Maybe I'm just an asshole.
>>23504900
>>23504904
I don't have kik. Sorry.
>>23504209
Ideal Female:
>18-29
>5'1-5'9
> petite body type, so like 100-130
>cute face, bright eye
> soft voice
> hair at least shoulder length
> A homebody, pref someone who also plays videogames, but isn't against doing outdoors activities
> Cooks/bakes
> Enjoys sex to do it more than once a week
> loves animals, and wants pets
> doesn't care about having children
> is capable of dealing with me rambling when i get upset or depressed
>>23504917
Read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. You might enjoy it.
>>23504884
>tfw when 21
>>23504924
Skype? Mines luckynhmber3.1415
If not then have a good one. I'm off now.
>>23504934
I'm out of your age range on your post too. I also smoke medical marijuana for anxiety.
Alas, it was not meant to be.
>>23504944
Again man this must not be meant to be
Luckynumber3.1415
>>23504932
I do not require my robot to pass a turing test, or to possess sentience, or any fake sense of consciousness.
I just want cuddles and to feel appreciated.
>>23504924
It's okay your taco hole probably isn't small enough to accommodate my burple anyway
>>23504945
Well this thread is ideal right? Alas, situations are not always ideal. As long as you can have kids and aren't an addict. We good.
Ideal:
>male
>height is irrelevant
>age is mostly irrelevant
>hair is irrelevant, as is skin colour
>you must train.
>you must have brains.
>you must be doing something with your life.
>you must dress well. if you wear graphic tees just kill yourself
>you may be narcissistic or cruel if you like─ I would only date someone who deserves an ego
>you may not be disloyal
>in short you must be a cut above the rest of the world by choice and tireless effort
>lastly, you must be sexually wicked. once you have permission, you must take what you want from my body with complete confidence and not a small amount of violence. you must own me
Me:
>female
>5'11
>22
>cruel and overachieving
>physically at my peak
>I fit my own criteria
>I will only give myself to the best and I am fine being alone almost all of the time because of that
Dream girl:
>lives in the UK or the EU
>around my age, 19
>skinny or fit
>doesnt have any tattoos or piercings or any body modifications
>somewhat short hair
>assertive or dominant or bossy personality but it doesn't matter if she is shy
>plays video games and not just console games or MOBAs
>has some hobbies other than anime or mangas
>maybe studies something interesting
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>clingy or possessive
>virgin
>honest and loyal
>likes cuddling
>kinky
>likes drinking but not an alcoholic
>doesn't smoke
>maybe wants a relationship
If you meet some of these, add me on skype:
assman300 (dumb name i know)
>>23504884
I'm like... perfect for you
>>23505253
I always wanted a partner like this to conquer the world with, push the limits and not hold back the dark triad.
Too bad the 'ambitious girl' type is always a trainwreck when you get closer.
>>23505330
What's your contact. :x
Dream girl:
>lives in Wisconsin
>5'6
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
>doesn't drink
>other drugs are OK as long as they are with me
>going for an useful medical/STEM major
>no funky hair
>no tatts
>no piercings
>goes to the gym twice a week
>would play dota/gw2 with me
>conservative world views, trumpfag, etc
>wears lacy lingerie and thigh highs for me at home
>perfect weight for her height and level of exercise based on adjusted input
>agnostic
>8/10 face at least
>brunette
>blue eyes
>loves reading
>doesn't mind long cuddling sessions
>irons my clothes
>doesn't even have thoughts about her cucking me
>dresses modest outside
Never gonna happen manes
>>23504343
Nice!
You have any contact info?
>>23504209
guy
>white or asian
>skinny
>tall
>pale af
>preferably battled with mental illnesses before
>shy
>older than 21
>kinky
>interested in paranormal things
>>23504884
Sure, I'd love to chat for a while. Mostly just looking to talk for now, my KIK is fireworkswell
Me
>male
>straight
>im a ideal Hitler babie
>6'1
>18
>chubby
>live in Texas
>love animals specially dogs have a corgi
>vary family oriented
>love movies and the Cinema in general
>all music
Looking for
>a real girl (doesn't identify as any other sh**)
>not fat(you know who you are)
>age dose not matter
>live in same state
>can look past flaws
>race any but Hispanic is a +
>loves kids and animals
>open to introduce new things to do
Kik is spiffay321 open to just talking if any of you want
Me
>female/20/straight
>5'3
>fit
>brunette, green eyes, tan skin
>cold personality, doesnt show feelings
>extremly loyal
>manipulative
Dreamguy
>taller than me when im wearing heels
>rather fit, not too extreme
>between 25-30 years old
>as cold as iam, not expecting anything romantic och me being clingy
>both of us being able to be loyal and not jealous in the relationship
>dickish torwards me, i want a man thats a cunt, not a pussy
>black eyes
>black hair
>charming and manipulating
>mysterious
>suits and black clothing
it will never happen tho
>>23504884
We would be perfect together Im sure. But fuck you.
I'm not picky
>>23505833
You just described me to a T.
>>23505600
That's me but I'm twenty
>>23504884
See that's me but sadly too young for you
>>23505780
Where in Texas
>>23506121
Houston but im out with some family in the Nacogdoches area
>>23505833
Don't have black hair and black eyes. I don't know if I'm the most loyal person in the world, though. I can be but you need to give me good sex on the regular. Rest I fit.
>>23505833
Dickish and manipulative but loyal? That seems like a difficult combination. At it's core it would need to have a powerful respect from both people, a desire to keep the other person because they are supurior to other options, not just because we're 'a good fit'.
Which makes me think by dickish you imply a constant challanging of each other. A demand to be better and give more in order to receive more.
Like a heavy metal version of 'the love you get is equal to the love you made'. That said When My Guitar Gently Weeps is pretty heavy.
I'm 6'4", fit bear mode, 29 and my skype is john.eggman I'll be on in a couple hours.
I want a lazy, chill girl to lay down with and talk about stupid shit
I would prefer if she wasn't that emotional and we had similar nerd trash hobbies like vidyar games and card games and star trek and movies
Also you have to be smarts (but Id like if less smart than me is)
-between the ages of 18-22
-if you ask me to explain something to you be fine when I go full 'tism
-likes the outdoors
-aliens are real
-is kind of mean
-dark hair, glasses, sleepy eyes
-likes short girls who dress kind of weird
-not gonna try to cheat on/manipulate me
-listens a lot of music and is willing to try to new things
-best boards: x,fit,out,ck
-an interest in biology/physiology. etc not a requirement though
-prefers the cold because I like the opposite
>>23506224
Explain what? Mostly lmao's, I assume. I'm guessing you like the Spirit Science series.
>>23505253
I'm not romantically interested, but you seem cool. I would be friends if you were open to that.
>>23504934
>tfw when
>that feel when when
>when when
>>23507612
I am slightly retarded. Thanks for pointing that out. (Seriously lol)
>>23504209
For a partner?
>Male
>18-28ish (I'm 21)
>North American (ideally, but I'm not too picky on race/location)
>Bigger/chubby (I really don't care that much, again, this is ideal-ly)
>Kinda hairy but not chimp-level
>Plays the dominant and submissive
>Must love animals
>Someone who doesn't particularly want children with an undying passion, at least early in life.
>Easygoing, but still motivated. No ambition is the biggest turn-off in the world. If all they want to do is lay around and fuck off, then I don't want anything romantic to do with them.
>Someone who's loyal
>Honest. Good, bad, or horrendous, I do NOT like being lied to. Yeah, there's a difference between 'I took out the trash' when that didn't happen/'I didn't fuck your friend' when that DID happen... I'm fine with the former. The latter? I'd break up with the fucker, but I could eventually forgive someone for doing that. I could never forgive someone that lied to me about it.
>This is semi-trivial, but I actually kind of have this pride thing about being the caretaker and the provider. I kind of want to bring home the bigger paycheck. Don't get me wrong-- If we have a house, food, heat, and water, then there's no way in hell I'm going to complain about the financial state of the household. It's just something I would like, because I'm a very weird person. And as long as he's loyal, honest, and good-willed, I don't mind being the financial support. I'd prefer it.
>>23505253
>tfw fit everything except the last one
>>23505833
>loyal
>manipulative
I assume you mean manipulative of people who you don't care about as opposed to manipulative to the person you are in a relationship with? Otherwise that's pretty contradictory.
>>23506224
You sound cool. Just barely too old for you. Oh well.
>>23507642
Are you M or F?
ideal bf:
>male
>over 6'0
>white
>treats me like a goddess and doesn't insult me
>isn't too clingy but also doesn't ignore me
>17-22 years old
>cute
>knows how to dress
>plays vidya
>likes dom
>is really romantic
>won't judge me for my past life
>fit
wya plz
>>23507685
me:
>short
>cute
>brown eyes and brown hair
>Italian
>really nice
>young
>not fat
>loves music
>artistic
>plays vidya
>likes to cuddle
>likes bein submissive
>>23507708
I fit all the descriptions. Muscular but got some chub here and there.
Also like how you mentioned ambition, loyalty, and honesty. Those are really important.
>>23507719
I'm a lot like that except 26
>>23507719
Italian here,
Kik: mollp2
>>23507720
Well, it's good to hear that other people agree on those things. I just got out of a bad break-up with someone whose faults I was blind to for... Well. No apparent reason, now that I think about it. Anyway, it definitely solidified how important those things are to me.
ideal bf:
25+
funny is important
cynical
down to earth
taller than me (5'2''+)
goal oriented
hispanic, or white, or asian (long hair + facial hair is a + with asians)
dadbod, or slim to chubby
patient
smiles a lot
religious
tattoos are cool
emotionally responsible/mature
>>23506224
anon notice me. contact?
>>23507804
>Dadbod
>religious
How important are these things?
>>23507794
Those are fundamental to any relationship for sure. And intrinsic qualities start to outweigh physical ones at some level.
>>23507814
dadbod aint important. religion or spiritual beliefs important
>>23507822
Why tho
>>23507804
>23
>no tats
i fit the mold for everything else
how would you desribe yourself?
am i ideal for anyone?
charming
thin
conservative
musical
bookworm
>Female
>18
>white
>not a sjw
>not fat
>wants to explore the world with me and have fun
>not a stacie who is oblivious of the rest of the world
Am I asking for too much?
>>23507804
all of these minus dad bod, am athletic and fit, white btw
Ideal Guy: 20+
-Not terribly stupid
-cares about his health (not fat)
-Has goals, or atleast ambitious
-passionate
-considerate & Honest
- my height or taller
-isnt too serious & uptight
Me: 20
5'3
Super petite
- ambitous
- love animals
- impulsive
- soft spoken
- open minded
>>23508013
Are you a lady person?
Kik me: ruttzorz
>Male
>24-30ish
>kind, intelligent, easygoing, can make me laugh
>introverted homebody who doesn't go out much
>doesn't care much about appearance and fashion, simple haircut
>not fat
>hygienic
>doesn't smoke, no drugs, no serious mental illness
>has a career and varied interests
>has at least one thing he's passionate about
>doesn't have a cat and doesn't wa t to talk about cate
>independent, functioning adult who can take care of and support themselves
>snuggler
>very physically affectionate, only has eyes for me
>usually laid back and lets me call the shots, but intelligent and confident enough to overpower me. I am a strong woman who fantasizes about being dominated
>>23508183
And that is why I shouldn't type long posts from my phone...
>>23508183
That describes me awful well. Whereabouts do you live?
>>23508183
>>doesn't have a cat and doesn't wa t to talk about cate
Leave.
>>23508183
Pretty much me to a T, except I'm 23.
Ideal girl
>18-25
>height doesn't matter
>slim/fit
>White
I dont give a shit if you call me racist, Its my preference.
>long hair
>submissive(totally)
>school or work(have ambitions)
>loyal
Me
>23
>Very tall
>White
>built
Lets be clear, I'm built and not fat like some of these people that use it as an excuse. I will intimidate you, period.
>school and work(know what I'm doing with my life)
>fitness is a huge part of my life
>confident
>dominant
That's it. I dont expect to meet her in this thread, but weirder things have happened.
>>23508816
Forgot
I dont smoke at all. If that's a problem then dont waste your time because Its never gonna change.
Hmmm ideal girl:
>extremely clingy (this is a priority)
>rather cynical
>small and cute
>degenerate (so we can relate)
>dominant
>will get angry at me for even talking to other girls
>has gone through depression :(
>perv af
Am I doomed?
>>23508853
>>perv af
An hero, filthy degenerate.
>>23508930
That's the plan
well it is essentially one of these threads
Her:
>on planet Earth
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, it's hard to describe my preferred body type... I just like a homely girl with a nice butt and rack (bigger =/= better)
>long light-brown/blond/ginger hair
>has some modicum of a spiritual side
>loyal, affectionate and nuturing
>jealous and clingy without being too self-centered about it
>introspective but likes to share her feelings a lot
>will pet me and nuzzle with me FOR DAYS, maybe play fighting too
>submissive with me (in and out of bed) but is a cold hard bitch to everyone else
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/QC
>white
>thick & wavy dark-brown hair, light brown eyes with some green mixed in
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 190-200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>told I kinda look like Keanu Reeves
>likes reading and writing poetry
>likes progressive metal/rock with some random stuff mixed in (current favorites: maudlin of the Well, Rush, Agalloch, King Crimson)
>always binge reading a manga
>love to train, currently lift weights and rock climb... also do body weight stuff when I'm bored and thinking about doing martial arts
>Fairly em(pathetic) and emotional but I usually reserve it for only a few people in my life
>In contradiction to that I'm a cynical asshole most of the time and I try to logic my way through everything in life - I also love pretending to be really arrogant
>very dominant/assertive
>love to cook when I have the time
kik: DobotRicks
I'm the closest a man could be to gay without being gay.
>Natural female anatomy
>Short hair
>Intelligent and confident
>Masculine personality
>somewhat androgynous
>Likes to debate
>Independent
>Logical
>Loves to travel
>Willing to play music with me
>Does not care about marriage (Divorce is a huge liability to men and incentive to women) but willing to try cohabitation.
>Likes anime
>Comfortable with being silent together.
>likes nature
I've met a person like this, they convinced me to apply to their college, so that's probably good sign.
I feel like I'm 5
>>23505253
location?
>>23507864
I dont know what the fuck a stacie is, but doesnt sound like you are asking much.. are you female or are you saying you want a female like that?
>>23504209
>Taller than me (6'3)
>Russian
>looks intimidating
>deep accent
>barely speaks
>Not really emotional
>likes snakes
>enjoys cooking/can cook
.>6+ inches
Dream girl:
> short
> chubby
> dyed hair
> piercings
> tattoos
> 18-25
>>23509796
no faggots in russia
For a partner
1. I must be sexually attracted to her.
2. One who takes care of her own business, and knows that she needs only herself.
3. Respects the relationship, and me as a person
4. Adventurous in an erotic way.
5. Adventurous in a life way.
6. Must be half Japanese, half Tongan, and fluent in Spanish, and Cantonese. (I'll learn u good English later)
Now that I type these, I see they're all the things I would like to be... I'm gonna go to bed.
>>23509395
hot damn that's precisely the kind of girl I think I want too. fucking yes to all that.
>>23509796
Hmm, what would be a description of yourself?
>>23505833
I'll make a guess and say that you're scandinavian.
> male
> 19 - 26
> taller than 5'8
> 6+ inches
> vegan
> big/muscular
> nice hair
> funny, good sense of humour
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
> loves watching tv
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
> likes to/wants to travel
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
> a little bit weir/quirky xD
> generous, selfless, kind to others
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
(will never find them, they don't exist, that's why this is a "dream guy)
>>23510054
yeah! well i didnt want to eat seitan burgers with you anyway
>>23510059
pls eat my burger
>>23510054
Other than being Vegan, I'd say I fit that, I can assure you there are people like that, Don't worry, a person like that is definitely out there, just keep looking.
>>23510061
No!! you had your chance, No oly lifting vegan bf with long hair for you
>>23510063
That is a very positive outlook, thank you for the kind reply :)
>>23510064
Pls lifting vegan bf now
Tell me what country you are in
>>23510054
> male
Check.
> 19 - 26
23, check.
> taller than 5'8
By 2 inches.
> 6+ inches
Not by 2 inches.
> vegan
Nope, but salads are tasty.
> big/muscular
Neither.
> nice hair
It's goddamn fabulous.
> funny, good sense of humour
Yeah, though it's the silliest sense.
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
Might, can't say yet since I don't know you.
> loves watching tv
Eh, better access on a computer.
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
Yes but not doing it nearly enough.
> likes to/wants to travel
With the right company.
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
In short, yes to all three.
> a little bit weird/quirky xD
I don't think anyone on 4chan is less than a little bit weird, honestly.
> generous, selfless, kind to others
I'd say so.
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
Weekend sex marathon?
So, what's there to know about you?
>>23510071
uk breh
>>23510074
> female
> 5'8
> long brown hair
> blue eyes
> pale
> vegan
> hilarious
> weird af
> watches tv a lot, by that I mean obtaining them through the internet
> loves outdoors, nature, fitness?
> loves/wants to travel
sorry if I make myself sound boring, im pretty average plain jane desu!
>>23510086
Sounds pretty interesting, got skype for more chats? Mine's frosty.forest if you feel like adding.
>>23510074
This reply made me cringe a little
>>23510054
Funny how i fit everything, are you a guy or a girl?
>>23510099
> female
girl yes
where in the world are you?
>>23510096
Don't worry, I don't think we were meant for each other anyway.
>>23510101
The Nerherlands but gonna move somewhere in like 1-2 years, this country us not the place to be for me sadly.
>>23510101
Moving to germany probably, has beautifull forests
I'm bi, so there's two:
>Male ideal
>Size: 5'8" to 6'1"ish
>Body: Skinny or fit (or both), muscular, but no bodybuilder type
>Cock: 5-6", thick, uncut
>Personality: Kind, loving, understanding, loyal, trustworthy, doesn't want to rush things, but is demanding when he has to be, mentally healthy
>Physical & Mental Health: Strong, durable, has stable job, clean (no smoking, alcohol is fine in moderation, no drugs, no STDs)
>Likes: Being outdoors, sports, sex, cuddling, cooking, spending time together
>Sex: Mainly active partner, still likes to switch now and then; Loves: anal, cum (creampies), showing off, sex in public, nudity at home. Also, fucking no condom is a must (after all, we're both clean and exclusive)
>Female ideal
>Size: Smaller than 5'8"
>Body: Not a whale, everything else is fine; proportions have to fit, hairy pussy (I want a woman, not a kid), hair color doesn't matter, short hair are fine
>Personality: see male ideal
>Physical & Mental Health: see male ideal, doesn't have to be strong, though.
>Likes: see male ideal
>Sex: Likes to take things slow, tells me what she wants; Loves: anal, blowjobs, cum, getting licked, creampies, sex outdoors, nudity at home, taking erotic photos.
I know I'm asking for a lot, but you wanted to know the ideal.
>>23510121
So which gender are you?
>>23510127
Male, forgot to add.
Ideal male:
>guy between the ages of 25-34
>smart nerdy and passionate(programming or robots a plus I have a soft spot for bad boys that know their way around a pc but any particular area is fine I love to learn new things)
>taller than me(5'8 ^), light skin with dark hair, skinnyfat/average/dadbod ideal but anything from skinny-chubby or as muscular as athletic would be okay. A little body hair is bonus. A good smile with dimples would be perfect.
>is clingy, loyal, and mostly just nice to me or people he really cares about
>prefers video games or Netflix stoned to going out and drinking
>lives somewhere not impossibly far away(us east coast)
>high sex drive but doesn't push for sex until we get to know each other(respectful while courting kek but then super kinky and lots of sex after we are together)
>likes cats, dogs, and wants kids one day
>enjoys traveling and camping
>will marathon shows with me
>did I mention smart? And funny. I love puns but my humor is personally more sarcasm and asshole.
>will put up with me most of the time but not afraid to put me in my place
>dominant in and out of bed
Me:
>29 female us east coast
>5'7 chubby but steady losing so hopefully not for long, blonde, blue eyes, freckles
>programmer who spends too much time on her PC
I guess if you fit my insanely particular requirements leave kik?
>>23505253
yeah thats me except I wear graphic tees
hit me up anyway tho if you want 2
>>23510168
Well, don't fit a couple of those, mind if I still leave my kik? You sounds rather intriguing and I'd like to know more about you.
Wonder whos dreamguy i am
>Male
>20 yo
>Bit hairy (not animal ofc i know how to shave)
>loves outdoors, camping, survivaling etc.
>somewhat chubby but muscles
>Love gaming, netflix, getting stoned (im dutch dont judge)
>cant think of anyone else than the person im with. (Loyal)
>Cuddly if need me to be and clingy is also when needed
>Sexually whatever you actually want, not gonna make you do this or that.
>Full-time job, i expect somewhat same of you
>Love any animal, they allways get as close as possible to me and i dont mind.
>Romantic, going out candlelit dinner, rosepetals on bed.
Kik: deathbe4dishonour
>>23510036
Lol youre actually right
>>23510225
Forgot to add im 72 inches tall
>>23510232
Swedish, even?
>>23504209
>Dream Girl
Well my dream girl has:
>Emma Watson's face
>Jennifer Lawrence's tits
>Ronda Rousey's ass
>Mary Walsh's sense of humor
But that girl doesn't exist, so I'm willing to settle for a girl who'll go to the gym with me and cuddle afterwards.
>>23510168
I fit
>>23510521
Don't want to post kik?
>>23510225
sounds like you're distinctly average
Dream guy:
>Funny
>super tall like 6'4
>Doesn't mind that i'm really quiet
>will take care of me and not desert me
>Will always talk to me about things and listen to what i have to say when I do talk.
>Doesn't ask me for money
>likes helping the ladies out if you knowhatimsayin
>is super hygenic
>a bit older than me maybe 25-26 (i'm 20)
>Would be willing to travel with me
>respects that i need time on my own
>will make me feel safe and never have to worry about not being with him always or feel worried about other girls.
>>23510238
Yes
>>23510695
Och du kör via telefon, gissar jag.
Jag tror jag matchar din beskrivning ganska bra, plus att vi är i samma land. Känner du för att snacka på kik eller skype för att se om vi klickar?
>>23507642
I fit this pretty well, contact?
I'm in Mexico tho
>>23510717
absolut, snör ut din skype så addar jag
>>23510729
frosty.forest
>>23510054
> male
Mmmhmm
> 19 - 26
29, in fact.
> taller than 5'8
6'4"
> 6+ inches
Did you mean 7+?
> vegan
I'll eat vegetarian for extended periods just out of convenience to my diet. I have given some thought to veganism and am skittish on the idea, but open.
> big/muscular
Here's why. I'm a naturally big build and can pack on muscle. Going to pure plant based protein is possible but restrictive. Eggs and no-rennet cheese would be tough to give up. There's a vegan cafe near where I live that's incredible though, some of the best bean dishes I've ever had.
> nice hair
Nice is how I'd describe it, yeah.
> funny, good sense of humour
Between dad jokes, Golden Girls and stand up it get down right out of control.
> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
We'll just see, shweethawt.
> loves watching tv
You watching Better Call Saul? That's what I'm about right now.
> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
YES! And not just a walk through the woods once a month. Hiking, skiing, getting away goddamnit!
> likes to/wants to travel
Wants to being the operative. Haven't had much of a chance, but I love immersing in new cultures, even if I'm a 6'4" 255 pound white dude with facial scruff.
> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
That I do.
> a little bit weir/quirky xD
I get really riled up and ranty about silly things, also obsessed with lmao's and space exploration in general.
> generous, selfless, kind to others
To a fault at times, I just want others to be comfortable and well off. Too good at customer service, glad I'm done with that, though.
> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
Obnoxiously high sex drive. Similar drive wanted!
>>23510086
>hilarious
Absolutely my kind. Ends there!
skype is john.eggman I'm about to head to work, let's chat later.
>>23508853
basically me except the dominant part.
Dream girl. Literally any girl who can stand me for more than 10 minutes at a time.
Dream Guy:
>Tall (I'm 6ft)
>Likes fat chicks (though I am actively losing weight as to not be land whale forever)
>Likes black girls
>Race unimportant
>Smart (I'd prefer someone conventionally educated as I'm in college)
>FUNNY
>Willing to try new foods (I love to cook)
>Sensitive but not constantly mushy
>Compassionate, faithful, honest
>Between 24-35 (I'm 24)
>Has good work ethic and is ambitious
>Build: preferably not skinny, chubby/big is great. Ripped guys okay, but that's strange since I'm the opposite
>Looks are subjective but a 7 in my eyes would be lovely
>High sex drive (a girl has needs)
>Shares my kinks/has his own
>Doesn't really like going out
>Willing to talk a lot because I'm really chatty
>Kind of possessive/jealous but will not murder me
>Not flat earth truther. No 9/11 was an inside job, Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, blah blah blah. No tinfoil hats
>Loves to read
>Wants a family in a few years
>D9 Greek (preferably an Alpha man...or a Que)
>Loves dogs
>Has an infectious smile
>female
>above 18
>shy
>insecure
>fat maybe
>has interests or is depressed enough to have an excuse as to lacking them
>can handle rapid-fire humor
>thinks the outside is evil
>clingy but not to the point of murdering my female friends
>seriously you have to be clingy that is non-negotiable
>WANTS TO START A RACING PIGEON TEAM AND TRAVEL THE WORLD
Skype: mr.bubbles6838
Dream girl:
> 20-27
> long, dark hair is a plus
> glasses are a huge plus
> introverted and low-maintenance, prefers staying in and cuddling/movies to nights out
> honest, loyal
> intelligent, and ideally, extremely sarcastic; witty banter is bound to happen
> has some hobby or goal she's extremely passionate about
> employed or schooling
> enjoys physical affection as much as I do
Sadly, it seems like every time I find someone who claims to fit the ideal, their conversational skills make trying to get to know them feel like pulling teeth.
>>23511335
Do you have any contact info?
>>23508183
Sounds like a fairly close match. Location?
>>23505253
kik?
>>23510054
this is me.
you in the states?
>>23510054
Me:
>male
>22
>6'2
>7 inches
>vegan
>ottermode
>hair's pretty good
>love tv
>love outdoors and camping
>Love travel
>studying for law school
>wants to bang
tell me about yourself
>>23511938
Not the same guy, but do you have skype? If so, I'll post mine if you wanna add.
Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees
>Lived overseas, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but love to share and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi literature
You
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact
Skype: ageha60
>>23508853
Me except fat. Oopsy
>>23504884
I think I may be that exact guy. Lol
I have kik and Skype if you'd like to chat and get to know each other.
>>23507642
I fit what you're looking for.
Kik of Skype to get to know each other?
>>23511961
okay :)
>>23504844
Sucks, bro. Being a short guy is like being a fat woman in these threads except that can be fixed.
>>23512041
frosty.forest
>>23510168
This is literally the one I match right on. Lol. Let's chat and see what happens.
Danon1220.
>Ideal Female
>5'2 or shorter
>more 'cute' than traditionally sexy
>really big hips, huge bum that goes up to the middle of her back
>big doe eyes
>somewhat chubby or bbw
>huge head of curly dark hair
>arab, because they look hot well into their 50s
>great with money, but not cocky or controlling about it
>doesn't care for current 'geek chic' culture
>preferably works in stem fields or medicine
>won't turn to me while we're watching TV and say 'you think she's pretty don't you?' with a crazy look
>wakes me up for some nookie, or doesn't mind being woken up for nookie
>loves to get new clothes/lingerie & try it on for me
>>23511214
well I mean its not like it's a priority >.>
Ideal
>female
>5' - 5'4"
>homely
>small breasts
>likes to be inside more oft than not
>video gaymes
>watching movies/series while cuddling
>affectionate
>clingy when we're together
>can be independent when not
>likes to garden
>will get, train, and take care of a dog with me
>sex daily
>works out
Check it out!
>>23510054
>>23510086
Where are you?
>>23510054
Almost exactly this. ily pls be my waifu
>>23510168
I fit all of this. Hope you're cute and have big tits.
Kik: wtbgf
>>23512197
>homely
Are you saying you actually want an ugly woman?
I keep seeing people say "homely" once in a while and think you guys have no idea what the word means. Do you think it means something closer to a homebody? Describing someone as "homely" means they're a physically unattractive person.
Although I'm curious if you actually meant that because now I want to know why you like ugly girls.
>>23513105
Well when I used it I meant it as a substitute for plain.
...Anonymous (ID: f52Zgruw)
03/20/16(Sun)02:20:26 No.23513585
>me:
21yo 6"2' biggish guy (in the process of losing fat/gaining more muscle)
Comfortable in most social scenarios but also happy at home
Decent cook
Caring/ protective of everyone I care about
Non-smoker, occasional drinker.
>her
I'll consider any girl that's 18+
I live in semi-rural England and literally all the girls I know are taken.
Snap:matteddy101
*repost to fix a typo
Ideal
>female
>curvy, average height (5'4-5'8")
>long hair, either blonde or light brown
>blue eyes
>wears contacts most of the time, but glasses at bedtime and when she's feeling lazy
>sexually open, loves to please. Switches often, loves to be dominant or submissive.
>artsy, loves to paint and create
>not super extroverted, more introverted
>not physically affectionate with anyone but me
>similar interests as me (vidya, books, comics, TV. Huge music buff.)
>rational and careful to compliment my compulsiveness
Mfw I basically had this in my ex, except she was crazy. Jealous, and WAY too needy. A little bit bigger than I like too.
Ideal:
>female
>pasty white af
>successful troll and impervious to words
>easygoing af but not listless; has ambitions even if they're a lazy motherfucker
>indoorsy recluse who spends all their time online and loves the life
>not a depressed emo waaambulance driver
>skeptical rather than certain but also not cynical- professional devil's advocate
>devious and cunning and loves teasing or even fucking with the minds of those she cares about; seeks someone who she can be unrestrained with without having to worry about making them anus throb with butthurt
>crude, crass, blunt, and otherwise brutally open and honest about whatever is on her mind
>openminded and understanding of others; considerate and appreciative
>incredibly affectionate and perverted, openly expressing their sweet side along with their dirty side along with their playfully douchy side whenever the thoughts pop in their head
>dramatically intense, for the lulz
If that description turns you on, then you're a creepy narcissist and I love you, let's meet up and make out immediately kthxbai
hmu
Picture related (hint hint), it's me
ideal girl:
>light skin female latina girl
> +-18 years old
>long black hair
>bright green eyes
>small girl
>beautiful lips
>big booty
>nice boobs, double D or so..
>long nails
>delicious wet pussy
>piercing in her tongue, navel and nipples
>beautiful legs & feet
18yo female
>male
>tall
>slim to chubby, but stronk
>nice face
>curious, loves to learn, likes to listen
>likes wordplay, puns, or banter
>big into music, preferably a wide variety
>wants to improve himself a little bit every day
>not neo-nazi bs
>doesn't want kids ever
>doesn't smoke cigs (weed is fine)
>very affectionate, likes kisses
>~7in dick
>up for lots of sex
Ideal woman: pussy and a pulse
>>23514141
I fit most of these, contact?
>>23514185
Post yours, man
>Ideal Mate
A q.t without a pulse, or maybe she had one when we met, but not after I fucked her
>that feel when they always fucking scream at the sound of my chainsaw
Hmmm
Ideal Girl
>19-23
>Average, a bit heavy is fine
>Active, walks, jogs gyms regularly
>A little shorted than me (I'm 6'1)
>Preferably a College or Uni grad
>My Gym buddy
>Likes to do stuff on a whim
>Like outdoor stuff like hiking, camping, shooting, Scuba ect
>Must have a sense of humor, too serious is a deal breaker
>Board game lover
>Into reading, and discussing topics
>Is supportive but not misguiding
>Likes to keep busy
>just likes to talk
>>23509789
Forgot to add that I'm a male, a Stacie is a female Chad. Think of that popular girl in high school who has dated 10 black guys.
>>23514141
This is me.
>>23510940
I think we'd be a good fit if there's no minding of age difference.
I also don't smoke cigs or weed at all and am quite the music buff, I like discussing theory a bit if you're into it.
And I consider my politics very grounded and non-reactionary.
>>23510054
So did you purposly describe half this board and then leave?
Ideal girl
>ideally 5'0-5'4
>slightly religious (even though I'm not), not over the top
>preferably white or asian
>likes to talk about history and politics
>can tolerate my sperging about the above
>won't be turned off by me sometimes being a massive beta who cries and needs hugs
>In other words emotionally supportive
>>23504209
>civilian sector
>will go running with me
>enjoys sappy sentiments
>wouldn't mind someone who can be overbearing at times
>wouldn't mind me being overbearing at times
>into vidya/weebshit
>enjoys simple dates just walking around an interesting locale
Aside from basic health and hygiene, I'm not too picky when it comes to looks. Sucker for dyed hair though.
>>23514141
I fit in nearly all of those traits, except 7in dick.
Kik: TruekeUr
Skype: squall.mavk
>>23510121
I mostly fit your ideal male.
My contact info is here >>23514899
not that it matters that much, but I'll post anyway:
>girl
>18-22
>race is irrelevant
>height and weight are irrelevant, so long as she's not obese
>likes to jokingly call me out on stuff and I'll do the same, a lot of bants
>reads books from different fields to understand the status quo in field x, y or z.
>smoker so I don't have to worry about being one
>likes to have discussions (I enjoy playing devil's advocate)
>not shy to the point where it ruins her life
>will watch a copious amount of bill murray marathons with me
>not the most well-adjusted person in the world, is too cynical for her own good
>listens to a lot of different types of music
>doesn't mind my occasional autism
>nice eyes
>isn't a fan of authoritarian politics on either side of the spectrum
>will watch baskets with me
>doesn't mind that I'm neither white, black, nor asian
>>23508816
contact info?
Me
>Male
>22
>White- American
>6ft1
>210, about 12%bf
>quiet, but not beta. Just more of a hang back kind of person
>like to read, lift, and dance. Taking Reggaeton and Bachata lessons
>Military, also going to school starting this month
>training to compete in IFBB when I'm out
>live in EU
>7in, slightly above average girth
>Kik TerminaLcpl
Dream
>Don't care about race
>18-28
>attractive
>self sufficient. I can't stand a woman that needs her man to pay for everything. Not talking about dates or w/e I mean rent, bills, etc
>goal-oriented
>fit preferred, slim/thick in the right places accepted
Not going for dirty chat or anything, just random talking.
Pretty much one of these threads, hit me up if interested.
>>23507642
sounds like me for the most part
>>23508183
kinda me, except for the age, hygiene a bit, and career (I'm going to enter college soon)
>>23510168
totally me except for age, weight (I'm chubby but planning to work on it), and I don't do drugs
>>23514141
me except for dick (6-ish), I'd want kids eventually but not hastily, and I'm not stronk yet
Like I said, hit me up if interested. I will say even though I am young, mentally and personality-wise, I'm definitely an old soul.
>>23504209
Ideal:
>18 - 25
>Female
>skinny
>blonde/strawberry blonde/burnette hair
>likes to cuddle
>somewhat clingy but not overly so
>likes to kiss/is very effectionate
>good sense of humor, laughs A LOT
>likes sarcasm
>Is into music and art
>likes the outdoors/likes to hike and camp
>is ok with weed
>intelligent
>likes to read
>likes to talk about life and the world, but also enjoys the occasional mindless meaningless conversation.
My kik is sunkingflanders if you wanna chat.
Even if you only fit some of this feel free to message me.
>>23504209
girl
>pretty chill in general
>listens to my bullshit
>tells me her bullshit
>eyes that can calm me down in a second
>mature way of thinking
>none of that "bae" shit
do girls like this even exist?
guy:
>gay/bi
>hair past their ears
>soft cute facial features
>toned/athletic body
>reserved but kind of weird and really funny once you get to know them
>interested in the same stuff that I like
>above average intelligence, but no superiority complex
>most have at least one impressive skill that will make me admire them
>18-24 yo
>>23514325
Skype: Gumbased
>>23515431
They're out there anon.
Ideal:
>girl
>late 20s / early 30s
>gamer
>foodie
>likes beer/liquor
>bodymodded (piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, etc.)
>fit
>assertive
>independent
>>23515575
>listens to my bullshit
>They're out there anon.
Good one.
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
>he should be well mannered
>at least have a cute face
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean body dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
>should like shy girls who secretly are pervy
>>23504209
>male
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
>he should be well mannered
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean/slender body dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
>>23514141
I fit it all. Skype is softchoice123
>>23508853
Basically me. Except: I act dominant but in reality I am not.
Also how pervy should she be (bare minimum? )
>>23515862
>>23515874
I think I fit that surprisingly well. What would be a description of yourself?
>>23514494
This is me besides age and board games
>>23514617
Age gaps can be ok, contact?
Guy from india here. AMA.
>>23515862
>>23515874
Shit, I fucked up my post. Damn phone.
>>23515956
>I'm 19 and female
>white
>I have fair skin
>170 cm (5'7) and 53 kg (116 lbs)
>I have brown hair, shoulder length, but I'm letting it grow long again
>green eyes
>I work at a clinic for animals, but I'm not mad about them. I can live perfectly with or without them
>I enjoy all kinds of music, preferably J-rock to be honest
>I love to laze around, but I take care of my cleaning duties and all
>I can cook very well, since I have to prepare the meals at home
>enjoy manga and anime, I draw
>I am submissive and kinda kinky, I'd like to try out different things.
>>23516019
Where do you live?
>>23516034
germany and you
I feel really sad reading this, so many perfect girls all around and I can't seem to meet any ...
>>23516038
Ich auch, wow. Ich passe perfekt - nur keine dunklen Haare. Wenn du trotzdem reden willst, skype/email..?
>>23516019
Oh, you sound like someone I'd click well with. Plus that I'm in Sweden, so we're not that far apart either. Do you prefer kik or skype?
>>23516052
Hast du kik?
>>23516055
Kik would be good anon.
>>23516067
Ok, mine's frosty.forest
See you there in a sec!
>>23515862
>>23515874
>male
oui
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
Eh, not really. I'm shy when around completely new circumstances I'm uncomfortable with, but otherwise not too much.
>he should be well mannered
obviously biased, but yes?
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
subjective, that's for you to decide
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
oh, not muscular
>Lean/slender body dark haired
meh, normal guy. Have an afro
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
I'd like to think that we can help eachother out in that case, I'm not the most active guy on earth but I'm not horrendously lazy
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
yeah, I'd like to think so.
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
[ye]
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
Moved a lot, so I'm used to awkward initial encounters.
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
aw ye
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
fair enough
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
probably somewhere underneath my cynicism
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
who doesn't?
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
yes, by default
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
I'd like to think I'm at least marginally funny. Intelligence is subjective I guess, but I don't go parading pseudo-intellect everywhere
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
yes, very much so.
>>23516038
>meet standards
>in germany
Well damn.
Ideal:
>Female
>likes Star Wars
>sexual active
well would be enough for me though
>>23516159
You sound fun anon. I'm kinda scared of you, which is good.
>>23516240
well, my kik's throwawayfaraday if you wanna add me.
>>23515977
Skype is john.eggman I'm heading out but will be on a little later.
>>23515874
>>23516038
Sheesh.
>male
+
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the Lead in a relationship
Probably. What does a shy guy look like?
>he should be well mannered
A+
>at least have a cute face a even a bit girlish
Probably not. Plain face at its best.
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>Lean/slender body dark haired
Skinny/lean, "straßenköterblond" - i.e. not really dark haired
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active
If I have someone to be active with I'm a really sportive and active person
>I want someone who has okay a few Friends, but is on good terms with others
Small circle of good friends, many acquaintances that I'm on very good terms with
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way) Smth like a sarcastic smug
I've been called that before. Like... often.
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
Rather really talkative, but also patient with others, will lead the conversation until the other person is ready to open up on his/her own
>should like to cuddle and/or kiss
Yup.
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
Occasional treats only, no showering with attention/gifts/whatever.
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
I'm an idealist...
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
There are people who don't? But I also really enjoy giving head, so this has to be a two-way street
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
Not anymore, sadly. Most of 4chan has become shit.
> intelligent and not childish he needs a Good Sense of Humor
I can be childish. "Good sense of humor" is hard to define, really.
>should like shy girls who secretly Art pervy
Oh hell yes.
Ideal male
>I don't care about age, as long as you're legal
>Don't care about height, but they have to at least care about their body. Going jogging once a week is already enough for me.
>would drag me to go gym/exercise with him
>Not a junkie, I draw the line with weed
>Generally upbeat in temperament
>Is capable of holding a conversation for a long time
>honest, or even blunt
>maybe a bit possessive
>dick is at least 6 inches
>doesn't mind that I'm a weeb, he doesn't have to be a weeb himself
>gay (most important part)
>>23516573
I never understood why people mention that they are faggots at the very last line. To get the hopes up for others and then crush them?
>>23515977
Depends on the age diff, I'm 23 and I think it be cool to just meet new people.
>female
>Any height, just not taller than me at 6 feet
>Slim to average
>Likes to read, not fucking obsessed with tech or phone
>No social media is bonus
>Long hair
>Glasses are neat
>Also bonus if virgin/never dated, since that's me
>18-17
>Doesn't lie, even those dumb white lies
>100000 million points if they speak German and have an accent
>Isn't emotionally weak
>Is more quiet, doesn't want to leave the house often
>Bonus if aryan
>Wants to get married eventually
>>23511805
What country are you in ? I'm the same person that made the post just posting from a difference computer
>>23516213
>tfw Darth Zannah will never be your waifu
>>23510054
Almost.
>> male
Yes
>> 19 - 26
Yes, 23
>> taller than 5'8
Yes
>> 6+ inches
Maybe, haven't measured
>> vegan
Yes, have been vegan for 10 years
>> big/muscular
Not really, but very active/in good shape, and going to start lifting when ski season is over
>> nice hair
Probably, I've been told my hair is nice
>> funny, good sense of humour
idk, subjective
>> is obsessed with me and thinks I'm a goddess
Not right now since I don't know you yet, but that should be a given
>> loves watching tv
No sorry, I'd rather go outside and go on adventures
>> enjoys the outdoors, camping, fitness etc
Very much so
>> likes to/wants to travel
Very much so
>> intelligent, determined, has a plan/goal for the future
Very much so
>> a little bit weir/quirky
Probably
>xD
reddit pls
>> generous, selfless, kind to others
Yes
>> wants to bang me at least twice a day and will always initiate
No, probably the only significant area that I don't match your description.
Lurking this thread for fun, not looking for a relationship, but close enough match that I might as well post anyway.
>>23510054
>yes
>23
>by a lot
>yes
>no
>yes. I'm Intimidating
>yes
>yes
>depends, I need to know you...
>Netflix and chill?
>fitness is my life, and I love hiking and the outdoors.
>I'm planning a summer trip as I type this
>in college, and I have a good job.
>I'm weird, but quirky? Idk.
>Yes
>can you keep up?
I live in the America, I see you keep asking everyone.
>female
>schizoid personality disorder/asperger
>intp
>into psychedelics
>>23514591
oh ok, we just call them trash here.
>>23514775
>slightly religious (even though I'm not)
I like how even athiests know that religous girls are better
>>23517180
I keep asking everyone because I'm only interested if they are in the same country as me.(Australia)
I don't want to get into any long distance complicated stuff. Been there done that.
>black
>30+
>6'+
>works out
>clean dreds
>decent job
>uncircumcised
>loyal
For me I've got a few. But one that I've never lost interest in.
>Medium/Short Black hair.
>Either 5'2 or shorter since I like hieght difference.
>Eclectic
>Foriegn Accent
>Pale skin
>almost spooky disposition
>enjoy macabre
>Can thoroughly take care of self but still enjoys being taken care of
> monotone fashion
> monotone voice
> slim build
>>23517655
Fair enough. Australia was nuts, good luck.
Also I guess you have to do one for yourself.
>Male, 20
>6ft'1in
>Chub but BMI is wonderful and my job keeps me pretty strong.
>likes sewing and baking
>into occult stuff
>a bit past shoulder length dark hair
>I like to keep myself clean because I like smelling nice
>I like gummy vitamins, vidya, and moscato
>Female
>Has a vagina.
>>23516774
Yes.
>>23517665
>30+
fack
>>23517655
Melbourne by any chance?
Me:
>23/m/UK
>Bisexual
>5'9"
>Music graduate (BA hons)
>Kind, generous, confident
>I/ENTJ
>Nerdy interests - vidya, D&D, boardgames, etc
>Plays, records, and produces music
>Career goals: own and run a recording studio
>Good sense of humour
>Likes discussion, particularly about politics/theology/science
Dream partner:
>20-26
>5'8" or more for guys, 5'7" or less for girls
>Musical - plays/writes
>Extroverted with Introverted tendencies - ie: open about their feelings and thoughts, not a club rat but enjoys occasional big nights, etc.
>Similarly nerdy interests
>Isn't a MOBA faggot (mostly jk)
>Has ambition/career in mind, actively chasing their dreams (even if minimally)
>Good sense of humour
>Likes talking, but isn't loud and obnoxious
>Doesn't have extreme mental baggage or depression or drug addiction
>>23518375
You'd love me if I were gay.
>>23505833
You've been watching too much House of Cards
>>23507838
salad
>>23518417
Get gay then! Heck I'll settle for a little curious. Let me show you the song of my people.
>>23504844
and when every guy says short
I guess I'll try.
My dream girl, more than anything, accepts me for who I am. I don't particularly care how tall she is, or how much she weighs, but she would need to at least care about her physical appearance to the degree that I do (which is hardly at all) and be healthy. She would be there to nurture my good ideas, and call me on my bullshit. She would like to be lazy, but have the drive to go out. She would share some of my interests, and be fascinated by something that I have never even heard of. She would be a life-long learner, have thoughts on the world around her, and share them while we're wasting a day away in bed. There would be moments when she says something that makes me feel as if I am seeing her for the first time, in the same halo of light that first drew me to her.
>>23509796
197 cм
170кг
Дa?
Dream guy
> Cute
> Short (6'2 and lower)
> Nerdy
> Smart
> Asian
> Kinky but looks innocent
> Makes me laugh
> Is passionate and likes to debate
Me:
> Doesn't matter I'm trash.
Ideal partner
>vagina
>18-22
>Gorgeous smile
>ginger, blonde or dark hair
>kinda slim
>slightly kinky with a hint of a sub
>has a twist of a nerdy side, is interested in gaming / cosplay
>similar taste in film (80's action movies and overdramatic ryan gosling movies)
>cool taste in music
>is funny or at least makes me laugh
>someone I could talk to for hours on end
>supportive of arts
>creative
>has outlets
>Has goals and wants to achieve them
>happy with small gestures
>is a bit of a romantic
>happy to spend the day cuddling in our underwear but likes dressing up and going out
>tfw I had her once
>>23518838
>6'1"
>Short
Been on /fit/ much, then?
Trash how?
>>23518838
Hey that's me
And yes, I don't have a problem with pussy that close to my face.
Kik:nyquistfrequency
I'mma just post myself
6'4
270
Brown hair
White
Active gym goer
Witty
Sarcastic
Loyal
Reads
420 friendly.
Music snob.
Dream girl
>Shares similar interests, history, geography, linguistic studies, vidya
>Isn't afraid of getting fucked up, coke, adderall, shrooms, etc.
>Short 5"4 - 4"8
>Isn't fat
That's about it.
>>23519188
Me
>23
>Glasses
>Blond, longish hair
>Clean shaven
>5"7
>Average body (started working out two months ago, making gains)
>>23507804
I'm not very funny.
I do not necessarily know what you mean by "goal oriented".
Otherwise I fit okay.
I notice you elsewhere state that religious beliefs are important, and mine certainly are, tot he point that I often avoid talking about them because at worst it creeps people out. I don't belong in this world and hope to belong in another.
Anyhow if that's worth anything ask for contact.
Please, excuse the double post. I didn't expect to find more than one I even remotely fit.
>>23518838
>Describes herself as trash
Already a good start. Continue. Though I'm not Asian, insofar as that matters.
Oh so dreamy girl:
>puts up with me
>likes doing lame shit together like running errands, going grocery shopping, napping on the couch
>wouldn't be afraid to try my cooking
>is hopefully a better cook than me
>looks forward to getting lost in the woods while hiking
>maybe outgoing, idk, I like shy girls but I feel like a slightly more open girl would help quel the crushing depression
>some other stuff, yknow like cute or whatever, wear a lot of long socks
>>23507804
>hispanic, or white, or asian (long hair + facial hair is a + with asians)
kek, just say not black
