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Hey Soc, whats the strangest Omegle chat you have had? What
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Hey Soc, whats the strangest Omegle chat you have had?

What do you think? Attention seeker or troubled teen girl?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like help.
You: You both like help?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: We do?
You: oh wait I remember now
You: doy
Stranger: Lol
You: I dont remember that yesterday
You: my memory must be spotty
Stranger: *fills the spots* xD
You: I wish you could mate, I wish you could
Stranger: Lol
You: I can remember tons of inane science bullshit, but the spelling of my own name? blaerg
Stranger: Aw
Stranger: I wanna be deaf xD
You: why?
Stranger: Because then I won't hear people
You: If I were to pick a disablity, it would be muteness
Stranger: Because honestly I'm tired of them
You: Cant argue with that
Stranger: Deaf and dumb let's be a team xD
You: Oh yeah, we'll take the world by storm
Stranger: Yuup
You: The deaf helper and a mute know-it-all with shitty social memory
You: Nothing can go wrong, nope
Stranger: Nothing will go wrong
Stranger: *hugs* everything's so wrong RN
Stranger: People using and walking over
You: aw, whats the matter bro/gal?
You: Ahh, the people aspect
Stranger: Everyone just use us. Don't they?
Stranger: Yeeeaah
Stranger: Liars all around the world
You: Did you just have a break up or something?
Stranger: Naah
You: Just tired eh?
Stranger: Just that my parents keep spying on me.
You: On what?
Stranger: All the time. They check my phone all the time hoping to find something to
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>>23539627
Stranger: To curse me
You: Curse you? Pretty strong words there mate
Stranger: I don't have friends my mother doesn't let me have any.
Stranger: Yeah.. Always just.. Keep saying.
You: Owch, now theres some bad shite
Stranger: You're a shitty daughter and stuf!/
You: If some of my mates are to come to me with that problem, I'd say make yourself useful to them
Stranger: I try to talk to people. I've been ,told ie a charisma
You: Or wear a mask specifically built for them
Stranger: I do everythin they want..
You: Still nothing? hmm
Stranger: Three people are claiming to be in love with me right now but I don't trust them ebecause they were the ones who left me when I needed the.
Stranger: Them*
You: Unless they hate you for the sake of hating, they probably spy on you for not meeting some nebulous parameter
You: 3? My my, you must be the looker, eh girl?
You: Ha
You: Seriously though, I cant really help there
Stranger: They don't let me keep any friends! Not even other girls! :(
Stranger: What's a looker?
You: You look good? Pretty and stuff?
You: IDK
Stranger: Ooh
Stranger: *sighs* no problem. I've asked people but no one can.
Stranger: I guess I'll be okay.
You: Now, Im a guy that revels in his loneliness, so I might not be the best dude to advise ya, but
Stranger: I should stop hoping to get better and try to find ways to get deaf
Stranger: So that I can shut people out
You: OHNO
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>>23539632
You: Dont implement a permanent solution that quickly
You: not advisable
You: I suggest you construct a social mask for your parents
Stranger: Parents.. I hate when they call me..
You: Pretend to be the perfect girl they oh so fucking want
You: Best solution I got Im afraid
Stranger: How? They're so unstable
You: hmm, unstable . . .
Stranger: I don't wanna do it anymore.
You: are they alcoholic?
Stranger: Yeah. This now and that then
Stranger: Nup
Stranger: Just so fucking weird!
You: ahh, just the average irrational fops
You: Thats much harder
You: My cousins parents are like that
Stranger: Ooh
Stranger: >.< I wanna cut everyone out of my life all at once
You: Ahh, clean slate, so tempting aint it?
Stranger: Especially them. I wanna go away from their lives. They don't even like me.
You: But we have to be practical
You: Wait, how old are ya?
Stranger: 17
You: 1-5 years then
You: before FREEEDOOM
Stranger: *baka* I wish I were feeling less or retarded or a fool. At least ID make a fantasy world but myself and never feel bad.
Stranger: Shes shouting at me again.
You: Ach
You: Want me to wait?
Stranger: Why?
You: She might have some shit she want u to do
Stranger: Yeah thanks
Stranger: I'll brb 2 minutes. She wants to like Kill me xD
You: I'll be here lady
You: You do you bubu
Stranger: Oh didn't take much time
Stranger: I'm here
Stranger: What's bubu?
You: tis nothing
You: just some saying or stuff I make up every now and then
You: Like
You: "I will not be bested by some scrawlings on a piece of PAPER"
You: Or somthing
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>>23539637
Stranger: Lol
You: I got bested though
You: Math exams
Stranger: Oooh
Stranger: It sucks. Exams xD
You: Yaeh, I remember those back then
You: Though, if I may be so arrogant, I was one of the better ones
Stranger: *nods*
Stranger: That's good.
You: Thats what I "help"
Stranger: Cool
You: That turbo nerd that doles out the answer when the teach dont look
You: That be me
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: That's cool
Stranger: I should be someone like a murderer
Stranger: I'd love to be one
You: A murderer? I advise against it
Stranger: Yeah, I die like, everyday, mentally.
Stranger: What's wrong in killing people?
Stranger: Just the bad ones
You: Well, I could go on and on on the moral implications, but theres a practical reason
You: Oh the bad guys?
You: Then become a lawyer or a cop
You: I know this one female friend of mine, real short
Stranger: Naah. They suck
Stranger: They don't really do anything. Most of them don't.
You: barely 5 feet, yet now she'sa soldier
Stranger: Murderers get a gun too! ^.^
Stranger: That's cool. She just be fierce like a tiger
You: Oh she was
You: Quite a hard mind on that teeny shoulders of hers
You: Shame about the hair, now that she has them soldier hair
Stranger: But she happy. Isnt she?
You: But whatever makes her happy
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: *nods*
You: Yeah, she even has some soldier bf, last I heard
Stranger: Cool
You: Sigh, wish I was that sure of my life
Stranger: Same
You: Hopefully this latest venture will be good
Stranger: Best of luck for that
You: Thanks
You: In 1 month, I'll know if I'll be a bonified teach
Stranger: *baka* life's weird.
You: Amen to that friend
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>>23539643
Stranger: I'm sure you will be
You: Ehh
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Im pessimistic
You: hm
You: 23?
You: 22?
Stranger: Let's find optimism in it.
Stranger: Lol okay
You: 22
You: yeah that seems right
Stranger: Okay *nod*
You: Hard to find optimism really
Stranger: Yeah ikr
You: But I think that what gave me push in life
You: If Im surprised, its pleasantly surprised
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Sloths are cool. Aren't they?
You: Slow, but they seem chill
You: Real chill
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I like them.
You: As a lazy sod myself, I can relate
Stranger: Animals are far better than humans
You: In some ways
Stranger: Yeah..
You: My dog is far better than most people I know
Stranger: My imaginary cat too xD
You: But still, my dog cant maintain a fun conversation like this
You: Ah, the old folks wont allow a pet?
Stranger: Lol. Look them in eyes and see their soul
Stranger: Naah
Stranger: They don't allow me to even breathe
You: I thought so.
Stranger: *nods*
You: Then I must be talking to a ghost then
Stranger: Lol xD an alive ghost
You: Good to know
Stranger: Yeah
You: I actually looked behind me there
Stranger: Lololol xD what did you hope to see?
Stranger: If I were a ghost, I'd be a cat ghost
You: Hey now, weird shit happens here in Asia all the time
Stranger: You're from Asia too? XD
You: Aye, you?
Stranger: Me too
You: ha, thats new
You: Usually its the westerners I meet here
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Nothing is strange anymore, really. I only save the dirty ones for when I'm not getting any bites.
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You: Just yesterday I chatted with an American rock guitarist
Stranger: The Westerners are kinda selfish. Most of them.
Stranger: Always horny
Stranger: Oh cool
You: Oh hahaha
You: Funny you say that
Stranger: Why? XD
You: This dude told me that those rock star stereotypes about sex? They're true
Stranger: This is the sappiest song ever made! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitNAc
Stranger: Ooh
Stranger: So my mother is gonna burst
Stranger: I expect a slap xD
You: ech
Stranger: I'll be gone soon. I need to die xD
You: Now now, death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
You: Interesting choice of songs here, lady
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: This isn't temporary
Stranger: She threw a knife at me xD
You: Your young, soon the chance to flee will be near
You: God when did I sound like an old guy?
Stranger: I'm not even kidding. She threw a sharp knife at me xD just like taht
Stranger: All the time?
You: Really, maaan
You: Well, so long as you aint hurt
You: You okay there girl?
Stranger has disconnected.
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Damn this is a long post
And on hindsight, I do sound like an old man. This is bullshit

TLDR: "17 yr-old Girl" on omegle wants to kill herself, have abusive parents

What should have I done? Could have I done something?
Assuming this is real and not some attention-seeker
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>>23539652
As you can see, that little youtube song is one of them "suicidal" depression songs
Kinda ok given its a fun tune on sad lyrics
Wish it was less generically sappy
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>>23539660
You legit did the best you could man, I certainly wouldn't have been able to give as sound advice as you did while reading that.
Completely off topic but what country are you from if you don't mind me asking?
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>>23539789
Oh Im from the Philippines
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