Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>how many friends do you have?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>do you lock your doors at night?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
>>23512841
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single. not really looking for a relationship though
>age
20
>location
california
>birthplace
Seattle
>ethnicity
mostly Caucasian
>religion
nah
>believe in god?
nah
>believe in ayys?
yah
>favorite hobbies?
music and vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?
don't really watch many movies or books, mostly anime weeb trash
>favorite games?
too many tbqh
>favorite color?
blue/green
>support abortion?
sure why not
>support feminism?
sure why not
>believe in ghosts?
2spooky
>closest to death you've been?
when I was a youngin I almost drowned in a lake cause jumped in a deep area and the water was a lot colder then I thought and my body locked up
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite color?
wasn't this already asked
>favorite animal?
doggy and maybe certain reptiles that are cute
>how often do you fap?
2-3 times a week
>shower before sex/oral?
yes
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yea of course
>how many friends do you have?
I have online friends...that counts right?
>if you could have one wish?
wish I wasn't so shy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
H-heyy
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
a patch of grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
smoke and drink occasionally
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
not looking but just be cool and share some common interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/ for giggles. /a/,/m/,/vr, and /an/ for everything else
>favorite subreddits?
kek
>do you lock your doors at night?
yea
>>23513667
>favorite topics/subjects?
vidya
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
I don't even know
>are you happy with your life?
not really
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
what
>how long have you been on 4chan?
since about 2009
>job/school/neet?
school but that's the only time I leave my house
>are you autistic?
possibly
>any cool fact about yourself?
I pee sitting down
>did you enjoy this survey?
yes
>picture
no
>contact info
maybe
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
B.C
>birthplace
Vancouver
>ethnicity
Native American
>religion
None
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
There's way too much space for there not to be.
>favorite hobbies?
I have none.(That's probably why I have no friends)
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Dexter, House of Cards, Adventure time
A Painted House, Shoeless Joe, Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
>favorite games?
Even though I'm much more of a PS3/4 person, Halo 3 might be my all-time favourite game.
>favorite color?
Please don't make me choose
>support abortion?
I support women's choice, but I don't think I'd ever recommend it. Something just feels off to me.
>support feminism?
Modern Feminism has become far too toxic. There are other movements I support much more.
>believe in ghosts?
I always sway from one side to the other.
>closest to death you've been?
Fell down a very steep hill and ended up being saved by a 2.5'x1' thorn bush. Would have smashed my head in much worse if it hadn't been there.
>ever been in a car crash?
Been in 2 motorcycle accident.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Fucking rights I do.
>>23513759
>favorite animal?
Walrus/Kodiak Bear/Penguins.
>how often do you fap?
Sometimes 2 times a week. Sometimes 3 times a day. It really varies.
>shower before sex/oral?
Lol, only ever made it to second base. But I would if the situation comes up.
>shower morning or evening?
Depends on the day. On a regular day, morning. On a day where I work a lot outside, evening.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? Yes.
>how many friends do you have?
Right now, none. Hopefully that changes soon.
>if you could have one wish?
Not be a friendless, beta bitch.
>favorite memory?
None.
>biggest regret?
None too serious, just stupid cringy things I did.
>worst memory?
Learning that my brother died.
>life goal?
Be Happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people? If there acquaintances; nerds, losers, ass holes. People I don't know as well, guys.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Is there a name for that?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No drugs or smoking. Just drink cider, but never enough to even get buzzed.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
We make each other happy, and know how to comfort each other.
>favorite 4chan boards?
We make each other happy, and know how to comfort each other.
b, soc, g, tv, mu, wsg.
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use Reddit.
>favorite website?
4chan, RoosterTeeth.com, youtube..
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Leonardo DaVinci
>favorite topics/subjects?
Fuck man, I don't know.
>if you could be with one person right now, who? I don't know, there is one girl, but she has a boyfriend and he makes her so happy.
>are you happy with your life?
No
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle? Round-A-Bout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2013
>job/school/neet?
NEET right now. Looking for a new job.
>>23513789
>are you autistic?
No.
>any cool fact about yourself?
Lol i'm not cool.
>biggest accomplishment?
I have no accomplishments.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yeah, sure.
>picture Lol
>contact info Maybe later.
>gender
Male, of course.
>sexual orientation
Bi, preference for women
>relationship status
In an open relationship
>age
22
>location
Ypsilanti, MI
>birthplace
Garden City, MI
>ethnicity
Half-Mexican but pasty as fuck
>religion
Atheist (NO FEDORA I PROMISE)
>believe in god?
Nah son
>believe in ayys?
Do I believe they exist? Absolutely, yes. Big universe out there. Do I believe they've visited Earth? Not particularly.
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, collecting digital media, reading.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies:
City of God
Primer
Blazing Saddles
Blade Runner
T.V. Shows:
The Twilight Zone
Better Off Ted
QI
Books:
1984
The Social Animal
Good Omens
>favorite games?
Top six, from six to one:
6. Saints Row 2
5. Hotline Miami
4. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
3. Galaga
2. Portal
1. DOOM
>favorite color?
Forest Green
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
No, as I don't believe the word represents any consistent ideology but instead a banner for hugboxes to collect under. I'm for equal rights though.
>believe in ghosts?
No.
>closest to death you've been?
Not very. Can't think of anything significant.
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah, just fender-benders.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes. Care accidents seem to run in my family, but in general it's just the best idea.
>favorite animal?
Piranha. I just find them to be fascinating creatures.
>how often do you fap?
Once a day, maybe twice.
>shower before sex/oral?
Yeah, it's just courteous.
>shower morning or evening?
Ideally both but always morning.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Honestly? Not always, especially if I'm just hanging out at my apartment all day.
>how many friends do you have?
At the moment, none that I'd consider anything more than work friends.
>if you could have one wish?
If complete control over the fabric of reality is out, I'd fix my dad's back so he can enjoy his life more.
>favorite memory?
Before we dated one of my ex's came to my apartment and stayed for a week, in which we fucked and played vidya all week long. It was the least anxious week of my adult life.
>biggest regret?
Buying Fable III on launch
>worst memory?
First big breakup. Yeah, I know, but it really left a mark in my mind.
>life goal?
Find something I like to do so I can focus on doing it.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey guys" or "Hey everyone" for three or more if I don't know them well; "Hey jerks", "'sup nerds" or "What's up niggas" if I do.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Technically not my property so I don't have to mow it. That's what my dad called it anyway.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope, but that's just my preference, I'm not an elitist. Everyone deserves to have their vices.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who is willing to listen and not jump to conclusions and values my independence as much as I value it in them.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/wsg/, /t/, /d/, /aco/. Also /rs/ rip in piece
>favorite subreddits?
Fuck off
>favorite website?
4chan's the one I've used the longest, I suppose.
>do you lock your doors at night?
Only one door since I live in an apartment, and I lock in instinctively. I don't really need to though.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Religion (NOT AN EDGELORD I PROMISE I LIKE RELIGION), media and culture, digital rights, other gay shit
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My girlfriend.
>are you happy with your life?
Where it's at right now? Not really. In total? Yes.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Colloquially it's a roundabout, technically it's a rotary intersection
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Nine years
>job/school/neet?
Two jobs
>are you autistic?
Nah
>any cool fact about yourself?
I lived in my car in Seattle for six months because I'm a fucking idiot
>biggest accomplishment?
See above
>did you enjoy this survey?
Eh
>picture
Not at the moment
>contact info
If someone really wants it
>Male
>[spoiler]Virgin. I just want to be not lonely ;~~;[/spoiler]
>No friends
>18
>Colorado
>Northern Michigan
>Slav
>Roman Catholic, kind of
>Most likely
>Maybe?
>Vidya is not a hobby, is it...
>Mad Max was good, I guess.
>I play a lot of GTAO, more than I should.
>Orange
>It depends on circumstances, but normally no
>New age "feminism" is bullshit. Women deserve rights, though.
>Tough to say. I think I have seen some.
>Got sick a few months back. Hallucinations, 105 fever, great stuff. I lost 25 pounds
>Nothing serious
>Always
>See above, Orange
>Moose
>Almost every day
>Never sexed
>Evening
>Usually I don't slop, so no
>3, maybe
>The ability to change the world to suit my desires
>First year of Boy Scout camp
>Never meeting anyone
>Any time my mom beat me
>Stop being depressed
>They?
>Grass between sidewalk and road
>I'm not cool enough for those
>Them not harassing me
>>>/vg/ >>>/tg/ >>>/d/
>leddit
>www.youtube.com
>I always lock them, all day
>Tesla
>Science/Math
>A real version of my interpretation of a perfect woman
>Absolutely not
>[spoiler]I'll be the[/spoiler] roundabout
>Around 2013
>NEET, there's a job waiting for me after I move, though
>Probably Asperger's
>My spine always hurts and no doctors I've seen want to help me
>Eagle Scout
>No
>Someone might find me and hurt me
>I really don't think anyone would want to talk to me
>gender/sexual orientation/relationship status/age/location
F/Bi/Taken/21/AZ,USA
>birthplace
OR,USA
>religion
Atheist
>favorite hobbies?
VG, books, music, japanese, writing
>favorite movies/tv/books/games?
The Fifth Element, that 70's Show, the Stand, the Last of Us, Dragon Age, the Sims
>favorite color?
I like all colors. Partial to blue, black, and forest green.
>support abortion/feminism?
Of course/Who doesn't really? Feminism is supposed to be gender equality. That goes both ways.
>believe in ghosts?
No. Doesn't keep me from being spooked by my hallway after watching/playing something disturbing.
>closest to death you've been?
Every day, driving on my way home from work.
>ever been in a car crash?
I managed to bounce my boyfriend's car off two curbs, causing damage to 3 of the tires.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yep. I always assume I'd die in a car accident.
>favorite animal?
Cats. Owls. Dogs. I fucking love animals.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning. I won't do anything before I've showered.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
I swear to god, if you don't, shame on you.
>how many friends do you have?
Can I include my cats?
>if you could have one wish?
I don't know. Too many issues in the world for one wish.
>favorite memory?
Not sure. Tried to feed a family of wild deer gummy bears once while camping.
>biggest regret/worst memory?
tldr
>life goal?
I need a Japanese study buddy.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I live in the desert.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Rarely drink.
>favorite topics/subjects?
I like learning and talking about music/books/video games. Or a language partner to study with.
>are you happy with your life?
I'm better off than what I was before.
>job/school/neet?
I work at a call center.
>biggest accomplishment?
I once ran for 4 minutes straight.
>did you enjoy this survey?
It was a little weird, but yes.
>skype
kairiashade ***I am looking for friends ONLY***
>gender
Man
>sexual orientation
I'm attracted to all women (read that was called gynosexual somewhere)
>relationship status
Single...very single
>age
25
>location
Delco, PA
>birthplace
Philadelphia, PA
>ethnicity
I'm ethnically mixed: white, black, native american, and middle eastern
>religion
I don't follow any organized beliefs.
>believe in god?
I believe in the concept of one existing. Not that god is a sentient being or anything like that. Whatever creates life on earth could be god. Whether it be a mathematical algorithm or a hotdog. I am just taking an active anti-physics stance (everything comes from nothing) because fuck physics.
>believe in ayys?
I believe it is highly improbable for them not to exist
>favorite hobbies?
I play multiple instrument but mostly guitar and bass. I play DnD and try to convince my friends to LARP.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Donnie Darko/Game of Thrones/Brave New World I think that's my number 1 for each category
>favorite games?
Arcade fighting games. For some reason, I play NEOGEO fighters better than others now. WHen I was young, I was trash at the NEOGEO games and was better at games like Alpha 3 and Killer Instinct. Odd stuff.
>favorite color?
I really don't have one. I'm drawn to earthy colors though.
>support abortion?
Sure, it's not my uterus.
>support feminism?
Yes, kinda hard to be against something that actually helps everyone.
>>23513789
>Learning that my brother died.
Same here anon. I'll never forget the moment my sister told me. It's been 15 months and I haven't gone a day without thinking about him.
>>23512841
>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Taken
>>age
19
>>location
Quebec
>>birthplace
Quebec
>>ethnicity
White af
>>religion
Agnostic
>>believe in god?
I'd like one to exist, but if not, eh
>>believe in ayys?
u bet
>>favorite hobbies?
drawing, modeling, wasting my life away
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
The Matrix, Grand budapest Hotel
>>favorite games?
Pokemon, Elder Scrolls series
>>favorite color?
Purple I guess?
>>support abortion?
In cases of rape or bad household for the child yes
>>support feminism?
Naah. Still for equal rights though.
>>believe in ghosts?
Free thinker. I don't deny them.
>>closest to death you've been?
5 illnesses at the same time at the age of 1. Pneumonia, Laryngitis, pharyngitis, and the others I can't remember.
>>ever been in a car crash?
Twice.
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No, I take the bus
>>favorite color?
I thouht we went over this
>>favorite animal?
Snake is cool I guess
>>how often do you fap?
Once every two day.
>>shower before sex/oral?
No, after.
>>shower morning or evening?
morning
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
No
>>how many friends do you have?
Close friends? Like, 5.
>>23514023
>>23514023
>believe in ghosts?
Nah. You stay dead
>closest to death you've been?
Almost got hit by a train.
>ever been in a car crash?
No. I remind myself I don't have collision
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Fuck yeah; shit is important
>favorite color?
still don't have one
>favorite animal?
Polar Bear
>how often do you fap?
A healthy amount to keep the toes cracked =P
>shower before sex/oral?
Not completely necessary. I'm kind of like a freight train. Takes me a while for brakes to kick in
>shower morning or evening?
Morning. You sweat at night.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes. Unless you made me mad and I'm making your food.
>how many friends do you have?
I have a close group of 4-5 friends. Then I just have periphery friends.
>if you could have one wish?
It would be to lose the weight I gained after high school honestly.....or to play guitar like Eddie Van Halen.
>favorite memory?
My first guitar. Immediately started strumming. Didn't even bother to tune it.
>biggest regret?
I wish went to the Thanksgiving day parade with my uncle before he died earlier this year. That shit hurt.
>worst memory?
Almost fist fighting my dad.
>life goal?
Generally, not to be a piece of shit. Specifically, to become a therapist for those with depression, anxiety disorder and social phobia
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Guys
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink Franzikaner andDewars
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Fun, empathetic, and acceptance.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/mu/
>favorite subreddits?
I don't reddit. I stumble on r/kappa though
>favorite website?
Metalsucks/Loudwire
>do you lock your doors at night?
yeah
>favorite historical person?
Can I pick The Doctor since he travels all through history even though he doesn't exist?
>favorite topics/subjects?
The Arts in general, fantasy, alcohol, videogames. Sex.
>>23514080
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one in particular. Curvy Asian girl.
>are you happy with your life?
I'm okay with who I am today.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Traffic circle. If there's too much traffic, a cluster fuck.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
I have been lurking since 2008. Had a trip code on /mu/ 2009-2012. Back to lurking and posting anonymously, on invoking trip to state an argument.
>job/school/neet?
I work as a TSS now
>are you autistic?
Nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
I had a compound fracture in my arm that made my brother throw up
>biggest accomplishment?
Graduated college
>did you enjoy this survey?
It took time
>picture
Sure here's me and my ex
>contact info
kik: detectivebutler
skype: flamming_strings
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
19
>location
The Netherlands
>birthplace
Utrecht
>ethnicity
Caucasian
>religion
Christian
>believe in god?
Yes
>believe in ayys?
Yes
>favorite hobbies?
Hanging out with friends, listening to music, watching autosports (or anything car related)
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Shutter Island, House of Cards, six graves to Munich
>favorite games?
Forza 4, GTA5
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
somewhat
>believe in ghosts?
No
>closest to death you've been?
Almost died at birth
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
Again, Green
>favorite animal?
Duck
>how often do you fap?
once a day or something?
>shower before sex/oral?
Sometimes
>shower morning or evening?
Mornings
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Not always, but most of the time
>how many friends do you have?
over 300 on Facebook, but 10 close friends
>if you could have one wish?
For 1 billion euros
>favorite memory?
Playing cards with my entire family
>biggest regret?
Not trying harder to accomplish my goals
>worst memory?
Wanting to kill myself in highschool
>life goal?
To become happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey guys!
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass piece between the road and the sidewalk
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes, Yes, Weed sometimes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
A girl that shares my humor and somewhat my interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/, /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
Never really use reddit
>favorite website?
autoblog.nl
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Michiel de Ruyter
>favorite topics/subjects?
Cars, politics, common interests
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My dementing Grandpa
>are you happy with your life?
meh
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a 'rotonde'
>how long have you been on 4chan?
3 years or something
>job/school/neet?
Still studying for my Bachelor, technically have a job, but never get called in.
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can move my nostrils up and down
>biggest accomplishment?
Getting my Propedeuse
>did you enjoy this survey?
Yeah sure
>picture
You can get it through kik
>contact info
Kik: diegozer97
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Gay
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
Budapest, Hungary
>birthplace
Los Angeles, California
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Apatheist
>believe in god?
No
>believe in ayys?
Yes
>favorite hobbies?
Watching netflix, browsing the web, playing video games, going out with friends, drinking coffee...
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Idk specifically, sci-fi/mystery movies are my fav
>favorite games?
Left 4 dead 2, cod4, cs1.6, cod mw2
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes
>believe in ghosts?
I'm not sure yet
>closest to death you've been?
Almost got ran over at a crosswalk a few times
>ever been in a car crash?
No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No, stupidly
>favorite color?
Why ask again?
>favorite animal?
Dogs
>how often do you fap?
At least once daily
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>>23517130
Cont.
>shower morning or evening?
Depends
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
Many, but only a few close ones
>if you could have one wish?
Kill off all stupid people in the world and create a master-race and a world where everybody lives happily ever after
>favorite memory?
Idk man there's a lot... Perhaps traveling with my family
>biggest regret?
Not losing weight when I was younger
>worst memory?
Can't recall
>life goal?
To be happy
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey guys
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink occasionally, smoke regularly, smoke weed often
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Somebody who I can laugh and be happy with
>favorite 4chan boards?
b, hm, soc
>favorite subreddits?
Don't browse reddit
>favorite website?
facebook? I guess
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes
>favorite historical person?
Nikola Tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?
Business, Science Fiction, Philosophy, Sociology...
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Justin Bieber
>are you happy with your life?
Yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A traffic circle???
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Many years
>job/school/neet?
School
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm 6'6"
>biggest accomplishment?
None yet :(
>did you enjoy this survey?
I did
>picture
in previous post
>contact info
If anybody wants, reply :)
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi or omnisexual
>relationship status
Single always single
>age
20
>location
Portugal
>birthplace
Setubal
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Ayyyy
>believe in ayys?
Lmaaaooo
>favorite hobbies?
Computers, programing , Sex in general, circuits, networking, Working with Wood, etc...
>favorite movies/tv/books?
I don't like TV, and I only read Saramago books
watch anime though
>favorite games?
I dont have favs
>favorite color?
Blue!
>support abortion?
not really, but its all semantics
>support feminism?
not the sjw feminists
>believe in ghosts?
impartial
>closest to death you've been?
I died 3 times already , first it was a heart attack, second was from asphixiation third was from a panic attack( loooong story)
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
YES!
>favorite color?
Blue!
>favorite animal?
I don't have one I like them all
>how often do you fap?
I used to fap every day but since the depression meds I haven't really felt like it unless i'm doing a cam
>shower before sex/oral?
I'm a virgin ill tell you tomorow after I get layed.
>to be cont
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>location
UK
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Nope
>believe in god?
Not in any conventional way
>believe in ayys?
Sort of
>favorite hobbies?
Music, board games, vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: Tarintino, Scorsese, Nolan, Studio Ghibli, Whedon. Action, fantasy, sci-fi, etc. Favourite film is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I like most shit except for cheap dumb "comedy" and boring gore-fest horror.
>favorite games?
Halo, GTA, Grid, Saint's Row, Trials, Pokemon, Zelda, Elder Scrolls, Dark Souls, XCOM, Borderlands, Half Life, Portal, Destiny (before TTK), Skate 3, other similar titles - you get the idea.
>favorite color?
Yellow or Blue maybe. I'm colourblind so.
>support abortion?
Sure
>support feminism?
OG? Hell yeah. This Third Wave crap? Nah.
>believe in ghosts?
I'm interested in the time dilation theory, but other than that not really.
>closest to death you've been?
Drowning when I was a kid. Probably nearly fell off stuff. I've been lucky.
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Of course.
>favorite color?
See above.
>favorite animal?
Tiger
>how often do you fap?
Once every day or two, sometimes less.
>shower before sex/oral?
Sure
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Less than I should probably...
>how many friends do you have?
A bunch, but about 10 close friends that I give a shit about.
>>23517228
>if you could have one wish?
Have enough money to help those less fortunate than myself, starting with my parents.
>favorite memory?
Don't remember much.
>biggest regret?
Not working harder at school/music when I was younger. Having to play catch-up now, even post degree.
>worst memory?
Difficult to say. Maybe being scared as a child, can't remember why.
>life goal?
Run my own recording studio, be a good person, help my parents retire, meet the right person.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Confidently, quietly, friendly-ly.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Grass.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Not really. Used to more.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone smart and kind who looks good, what else?
>favorite 4chan boards?
None of them. 4chan is dumb.
>favorite subreddits?
None of them. Reddit is dumb.
>favorite website?
http://itisamystery.com/
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yeah.
>favorite historical person?
Frank Zappa.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music, politics, space, science, animals.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My good friend A.
>are you happy with your life?
Generally, yes.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Many years, in bursts.
>job/school/neet?
Currently NEET after graduating from uni. Persuing employment.
>are you autistic?
I doubt it.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I am a really cool guy.
>biggest accomplishment?
Reaching adulthood.
>did you enjoy this survey?
Ye.
>picture
Not today.
>contact info
Ask if you want it.
>>23513805
Being bi means you don't prefer one sex over another. They are equal. If you prefer women, then you're straight who likes to play ith other guys asses and dicks sometimes. So in other words youre exactly like every othr str8 guy.
>>23517243
Fuck off. You are objectively wrong and probably a faggot in denial.
>>23517243
Not correct. The whole "sexuality is a spectrum" thing applies more to bisexuals than anyone else.
>>23512841
>>gender
Male
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>relationship status
Taken
>>age
18
>>location
MD, USA
>>birthplace
Guyana
>>ethnicity
Negro
>>religion
Christian
>>believe in god?
Nope
>>believe in ayys?
Yes.
>>favorite hobbies?
Drawing, programming, video games.
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
Extras.
>>favorite games?
Splatoon
>>favorite color?
Green
>>support abortion?
I'm indifferent
>>support feminism?
Indifferent.
>>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>>closest to death you've been?
N/A
>>ever been in a car crash?
Yes, twice.
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nope.
>>favorite color?
Green
Cont.
>>23517184
>cont
>shower morning or evening?
Both I sweat alot
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah but that depends if i'm drinking it or not :3
>how many friends do you have?
About three fiddy
>if you could have one wish?
To be owned by a Misstress and handled as a house slave and that I'd have enough money for my hobbies
>favorite memory?
My mother
>biggest regret?
Not going to the doctor sooner
>worst memory?
Everyone diying, its a common occurrence these days.
>life goal?
Same as the wish
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Small talk engage on what their doing and try to open a simple conversation based on what they are doing, or use my own task at hand as the icebreaker.
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
A patch of grass near the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only prescription
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Dominance and love
>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/
>favorite subreddits?
No
>favorite website?
cock.li
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes with deadbolts and auto locks that I can control from the whole property
>favorite historical person?
Antonio de Oliveira Salazar
>favorite topics/subjects?
Tech, history
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Anyone.
>are you happy with your life?
No but life is what we make of it isn't it?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A turnabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Oh shit nigga i'm old
>job/school/neet?
University on network and sistems tecnician and then Computer circuits and network engeneering
CUrrently also emplyed as both a cam guy and a computer and systems tecnician.
>are you autistic?
Dunno
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm crazy funny and crazy Lewd
>biggest accomplishment?
The implementation of a home security system and a network in my own house
>did you enjoy this survey?
it was good
>picture
It's my blue buttplug in my boypussy
Cont
>>23517303
Cont
>contacts
Skype
[email protected]
[email protected]
>>23517290
>>favorite animal?
Dogs
>>how often do you fap?
2-5 times a day.
>>shower before sex/oral?
Yes.
>>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Always.
>>how many friends do you have?
4 that still talk to me.
>>if you could have one wish?
To be happy
>>favorite memory?
Prom.
>>biggest regret?
Fucking up during 8th grade
>>worst memory?
The entirety of 8th grade.
>>life goal?
Happiness. Fuck being rich and famous.
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
They
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Weeds
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope. Want to get into recreational drugs,
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Trust, actually showing interest.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
any porn board, /c/, /v/, /co/ and /trash/
>>favorite subreddits?
Any porn sub
>>favorite website?
N/A
>>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes.
Cont.
>>23517331
>>favorite historical person?
MLK
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Technology
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
GF.
>>are you happy with your life?
Nope.
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
3 years.
>>job/school/neet?
Uni student
>>are you autistic?
Probably
>>any cool fact about yourself?
Nope.
>>biggest accomplishment?
Living
>>did you enjoy this survey?
Pffft
>>picture
Pic related
>>contact info
Kik: Djaimon
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/vazzler/
Tumblr: db-fox.tumblr.com/
>>23512841
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
LMFAO
>age
27
>birthplace
New York
>ethnicity
A lot of shit
>religion
No thanks
>believe in god?
I have no evidence to suggest God does or doesn't exist so unless someone can provide me irrefutable evidence of either then I choose to assume nothing.
>believe in ayys?
Yeah of course
>favorite hobbies?
Playing instruments, vidya, lifting, mushroom hunting
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
I have a hard time picking favorite media but let's say Borat, Venture Brothers, and American Gods to make this easier. I like a lot of video games this is a difficult question
>favorite color?
Green
>support feminism?
I know nothing about feminism at all.
>believe in ghosts? yiss
>closest to death you've been?
5 years ago when I od'd on phenazepam
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Unless I'm trying to move to grab something out of reach; yes.
>favorite color? Why is this listed twice?
>favorite animal? red panda
>how often do you fap?I have a really high sex drive(plus never get laid) So like two-three times a day. But sometimes I'll force myself to go a month without doing so.
To be continued
>>23517468
>shower before sex/oral? I've never had sex but yeah if I'm near a shower I imagine this would be optimal. Although I imagine showering before oral every time would just be a huge hassle
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? yeah
>how many friends do you have?I've never had friends afaik but I'd like some
>worst memory?Being raped by my former landlord and then everyone I told making fun of me for "complaining about finally getting laid"
>life goal? It used to be to become a programmer but when I realized I'd been trying for half my life and I know people getting CS jobs when they've been doing it a year or two tops it became obvious that I needed to find something new to do.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? I don't like drinking but I'm not against. I stopped smoking years ago. I smoke weed and I'm not opposed to any drugs. I've taken a lot in the past but it's been awhile since I've taken anything and pretty ok without them unless someone wanted to take them with me.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? No idea. Never had either.
>favorite 4chan boards?/co/,/m/,/mu/,/v/,
>do you lock your doors at night?yes
>favorite historical person? Nikola Tesla
>favorite topics/subjects?To talk to other people about? Idk no one really talks to me
>are you happy with your life? People think I'm not. But I'm not unhappy. Just indifferent.
>job/school/neet? I used to get ssi for being autistic and schizophrenic but I tried to find a job anyway. The only jobs I've had were given to me without interviews. I never get jobs from interviewing and I would apply everywhere. I have no idea why this is so hard. I started school at 25 and took 2 years to finish a semester because I kept failing and left school. Right now I'm a NEET and possibly will kill myself.
>are you autistic? See above
>picture
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>contact info
skype: mechamaster kik:gradius21 although I imagine no one is going to talk to me. But it’d be nice if someone would.
>gender
F (trans)
>sexual orientation
Bi
>relationship status
It's complicated
>age
20
>location
East Coast, US
>birthplace
Baltimore
>ethnicity
German > polish >/= Italian
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
Who knows
>believe in ayys?
Yeah
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, producing music, attending music festivals
>favorite movies/tv/books?
I'm not a huge movie buff but I just watched the documentary "Deep Web" and it was pretty awesome. Dope was good too. Currently watching adventure time.
>favorite games?
LoL, hearthstone, rocket league
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Yeah
>support feminism?
Yeah
>believe in ghosts?
It's not logical but I've had unexplainable stuff happen to me
>closest to death you've been?
Got thrown off a banana boat a mile off shore during the Disney cruise cause the pull boat driver didn't know how to drive a speed boat
>ever been in a car crash?
Yeah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>favorite animal?
Dogs
>how often do you fap?
Maybe once a week?
>shower before sex/oral?
Depends
>shower morning or evening?
Depends when I work or what I'm up to
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yeah
>how many friends do you have?
7 very, very good friends. Countless acquaintances
Cont...
>>23517534
>if you could have one wish?
Enough money to do whatever I want whenever I want
>favorite memory?
Tripping and seeing Paul McCartney live
>biggest regret?
My family
>worst memory?
Being disowned by my family
>life goal?
Famous hip hop producer
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Are they my friends? If so "hey faggots". If not "hey guys".
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Side grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No/yes/LSD and Molly on occasion
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Fun times, good sex, dependability, rationality
>favorite 4chan boards?
/vg/, /fa/, and /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
leagueoflegends, me_irl, unexpectedjihad, blackpeopletwitter, see
>favorite website?
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yeah
>favorite historical person?
Kanye west
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
There's a boy on my mind
>are you happy with your life?
Tough to say
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since I was 14
>job/school/neet?
Working full time, student part time
>are you autistic?
Probably
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can out smoke you
>biggest accomplishment?
Professional SC2 during WoL
>did you enjoy this survey?
Sure
>picture
Ye
>contact info
Kik: charlottecherryxo
>>23512841
1/2
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
24
>location
Scotland
>birthplace
England
>ethnicity
White
>religion
None
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Probably, but not necessarily intelligent ayys
>favorite hobbies?
Guitar, programming, vidyagames, Netflix and chill
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption
TV show: Breaking Bad
Book: An interesting textbook
>favorite games?
The Last of Us
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Sure, abortions for everyone
>support feminism?
Nope
>believe in ghosts?
Nope
>closest to death you've been?
We smoked weed once at a party
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nope
>favorite color?
Still blue
>favorite animal?
Cat or sloth or slow loris, not sure
>how often do you fap?
About once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
Usually, unless it's spontaneous
>shower morning or evening?
Morning, and evening if been walking a fair amount
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>how many friends do you have?
Not too many, maybe a few; I like it that way
>if you could have one wish?
Hurr durr more wishes
>favorite memory?
Really not sure
>biggest regret?
Really not sure
>worst memory?
Not so much memories, more cumulative life events
>>23517577
2/2
>life goal?
A few: Live in North America for a while, travel, get a PhD
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"Hey guys" or "hey kids"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
I totally forgot the name
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink occassionally, don't smoke, have done drugs, but not too interested
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Educated, interested in trying new things, high sex drive, enjoys hugging
>favorite 4chan boards?
/sci/, /f/, /b/, /wsg/
>favorite subreddits?
fatpeoplehate, obviously
>favorite website?
Probably youtube
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yup
>favorite historical person?
Recent: Richard Feynman
Less recent: Leonardo Da Vinci
>favorite topics/subjects?
Physics, machine learning, recent events
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one, really
>are you happy with your life?
Not really
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
A roundabout?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since probably 2007
>job/school/neet?
Postgraduate, job soon
>are you autistic?
Aren't we all a little autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can't grow facial hair very well
>biggest accomplishment?
A degree I guess?
>did you enjoy this survey?
It was alright
>picture
picture
>contact info
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