Contact Thread: Nonstandard Form Edition
"So, uh, you like Deadpool?" "Yeah" "Me too." "Cool." Yeah let's get some more interesting conversation starters than favorite media and whether or not you like to see the genitals of strangers!
> ASL, I guess
> text/mic/cam
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
> What happens when you die?
> What scares you more than anything?
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
> Favorite mathematical operator
> Last thing you had to eat
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
> What is happiness?
> contact
> ASL, I guess
27/M/CT
> text/mic/cam
Y/M/N
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Going to this big campout/festival thing with some friends and a bunch of drugs.
> What happens when you die?
Your consciousness does not cease to exist but slowly loses control over its immediate locality as it spreads into and becomes one with the universe. Or something.
> What scares you more than anything?
My own potential.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I open up to people I don't know too well much more easily online. I used to think that the types of people I met online were closer to who I am than the types I'd meet IRL, but as my social anxieties slowly evaporate, that seems less and less the case.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
See how many skittles we could fit in a condom, then play some Smash Bros, then beat some sense into him with the skittle dick.
> Favorite mathematical operator
The square root. It's so radical.
> Last thing you had to eat
Honey almond protein bites.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
Too personal
> What is happiness?
Understanding and acceptance of the present maybe?
> contact
Skype: fourtwentyblitzit
>ASL
21 / Male / Austria
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Recently Single
>Text/mic/cam
Yep got everything in good quality :)
>Books
Eragon, LotR, the boy in the striped pyjamas...
>Movies
Memento, Ex machina and tons of other movies
>TV
not watching
>etc
I do sports, cycling, Gym, also gaming and just chatting with people.
>Languages
English, German, Romanian
>What you are and are not looking for
Interesting conversations are more valuable then anyting.
>Contact info
hotoxen
>>23467602
>> ASL, I guess
18/M/Canada
>> text/mic/cam
/M/M/Y
>> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
March Break next week!
>> What happens when you die?
The party goes on
>> What scares you more than anything?
Failure to progress
>> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
So much better irl, lost my online game skills when i started focusing on the real world
>> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Fuck the stupid games and learn as much from him as possible
>> Favorite mathematical operator
Uwot
>> Last thing you had to eat
pankaes
>> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
1246?
>> What is happiness?
The pursuit and accomplishment of ones deepest life goals
> ASL, I guess
19/F/UT
> text/mic/cam
Only really looking for text
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Sister coming back home!
> What happens when you die?
Death is just a step of the Plan of Salvation, ask me!
> What scares you more than anything?
Bernie Sanders? Probably
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I like to think that my online and offline personas aren't that different from one another but I can't really tell.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Eat skittles and play Nintendo while listening to Donald Trump talking about how to "Make the Room Great Again"
> Favorite mathematical operator
I won't even try to come up with something witty on this one.
> Last thing you had to eat
I'm having some vegan chocolate at the moment. I'm not vegan though
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
It's Karl der Grosse!
> What is happiness?
For me personally its being with my family and knowing that we can stay together for eternity.
> contact
mineshaft_gap
> ASL, I guess
22 male in chicago, i guess
> text/mic/cam
yea breh. i have one. i taped it, fuck u nsa
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
gonna start working. gettin paid = money. also, cleaning out the messy garage. almost done
> What happens when you die?
when my physical body dies, i hope to manifest digitally on a secure server to prolong my shitposting/funposting.
though, i hope i live fully right now while i am "alive" and let go of my inhibitions that is slowly killing me inside, and i have taken steps to overcome my social insecurities that have lingered and got the best of me for the past few years.
go ME :D
> What scares you more than anything?
failure. loss of family. my hard drive dying.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
i think poe's law said sarcasm can't be detected as well as when you are offline. i give effort to make connections to people that I value. i remember being a shitposting cunt, and i still am tbqhfam. just a little older i suppose.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of
condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
n64 had shit controls. I demand a pc.
also, if i had enough time, procure some yeast off of my dick, mix it with skittles and saliva, and put it all in the condom to see if it would make some rancid alcohol for the lulz. I'd rather be outside tending to veggies tho.
also, learn from the donald. he's successful for a reason, and while i might disagree with some of his views, that doesn't stop me from wanting to be rich for the sake of living in some sort of financial comfort. also i think he's hilarious. old mang doesn't give a FUCK
> Favorite mathematical operator
to fuck like rabbits and
M U L T I P L Y
grillpussi only pls.
> Last thing you had to eat
i made some basic french stew and added some chicken, tomato paste, pepper flakes, and worchestshire sauce. my farts smell of brotein shakes. cum at me brah
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
fucking hell. i feel so dumb. i should read up on euro history.
i really liked us history tho when i studied it
> What is happiness?
when you make that ahegao face while you cum into your onahole or 3dgrillpussi, mate
>contact
rather not desu. i don't really go on skype but i like writing on 4chan :D
> ASL 26/F/559
> text/mic/cam TEXT ONLY
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks Some more rainy days
> What happens when you die? I like to think that all religions exist as one and you go to your version of heaven
> What scares you more than anything? Heights at fast speeds
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline? Relatively the same
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do? Beat Trump to death with Tv, play game eat skittles ??? Profit
> Favorite mathematical operator My phone aww yiss
> Last thing you had to eat Ice cream
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation? I don't remember
> What is happiness? Being with the one who loves you and respects you
> contact lady.loki3
>> ASL, I guess
23/m/Toronto
>> text/mic/cam
Anything
>> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
The weekends
>> What happens when you die?
Brain turns off, you don't experience anything
>> What scares you more than anything?
Being alone
>> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I'm shyer offline
>> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Skittles in condom, condom on Trump's head, play N64. I don't know.
>> Favorite mathematical operator
XOR
>> Last thing you had to eat
Potato chips
>> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
Fuck if I know
>> What is happiness?
When everything's going your way
>> contact
corgi92
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
I wanna go to a rabbit cafe, but I can't until my friend arrives in Japan. They're coming in a few weeks.
> What happens when you die?
I imagine it feels like when we sleep but don't dream.
> What scares you more than anything?
Octopodes, Mushrooms, anything that looks like it doesn't belong on Earth.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
Offline I'm normal and bland, because they're the only people who are socially acceptable (and I need friends since I don't like going to restaurants alone).
Online I try to represent the kind of person I want to be, but can't in real life.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Donald Trump seems like a free thinker, I'll let him try and find a way out while I play the N64. He can watch me play if he wants.
> Favorite mathematical operator
÷ because it looks the coolest
> Last thing you had to eat
Nori, I know you're not supposed to eat it by the sheet but I'm too lazy to cook anything.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
25 December 800, because google exists.
> What is happiness?
Too complicated for me to think of right now, but I'd say just being able to exist in freedom. Being able to express yourself without being told that's wrong.
> ASL
18/f/california
> text/mic/cam
yes, if i like u, no
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
going to see elephant seals
> What happens when you die?
u go to heaven if u were a good person. or hell if u were not :(
> What scares you more than anything?
my dog running away
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
i can make friends easier irl. i am less boring irl too
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
throw the nintendo 64 at donald trump which would knock him out and then i would suffocate him to death with the condoms, eat the skittles
> Favorite mathematical operator
!?!
> Last thing you had to eat
jalapeno chips
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
who
> What is happiness?
eating jalapeno chips
> contact
gaisyy
>>23467602
>> ASL, I guess
22/F/Mexico City
>> text/mic/cam
Yes/Maybe/Maybe
>> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Getting a job, getting laid
>> What happens when you die?
My soul is set free.
>> What scares you more than anything?
To trust another human being deeply and have them hurt me badly.
>> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
The difference, if any, is very subtle.
>> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Play games in the Nintendo and watch TV for a while, eat skittles when I get hungry and try to get to know Trump very well, without telling him I'm Mexican.
>> Favorite mathematical operator
∰
>> Last thing you had to eat
Corn pops
>> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
1517
>> What is happiness?
A state of mind/ Feeling free of chains
> ASL, I guess
M 27 Norway
> text/mic/cam
Yes, sure, maybe
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Doing plays, travelling
> What happens when you die?
Nothing. Remember from before you were born? yeah, it´s like that.
> What scares you more than anything?
Sharks, commitment, grammar.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
Offline I´m goofy, energetic, chlidish. Online, I´m a biatch.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Smack him in the face so he leaves, play Nintendo, eat skittles and not care about the condoms seeing as I haven´t gotten laid in such a long time I´m starting to wonder if they´ve changed sex.
> Favorite mathematical operator
Phone.
> Last thing you had to eat
Pizza. Homemade.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
Have no clue. Not googleworthy
> What is happiness?
Being outside in the wild, reading books, alcohol, going to concerts, playing guitar, writing. Sex and love.
> contact
halfaking
>>23470837
forgot contact: Chanel Baudin
> ASL, I guess
25/M/TX
> text/mic/cam
Yes/Maybe/No
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
getting a MIDI controller and some new headphones
> What happens when you die?
Your body dies and your soul sheds this mortal coil.
> What scares you more than anything?
Dying before I can leave a mark on the world.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I'm a bit more introverted online than I am in person.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Share the skittles with Trump while we play Goldeneye and crack jokes.
> Favorite mathematical operator
Variance, I guess.
> Last thing you had to eat
Taco Bell.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
4:20 pm on August 9
> What is happiness?
Accomplishing personal goals and overcoming adversity
> contact
insomniac.gamer
> ASL, I guess
23, M, Straya
> text/mic/cam
Yeah, nah, yeah
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Cooler weather.
> What happens when you die?
You decompose
> What scares you more than anything?
Mental decay
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
Complete introvert IRL unless i'm drunk or high, and online I am a complete introvert unless drunk or high or in a good mood. Always talkative though.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Play Mario Party with Mr Trump and eat skittles. Entertain him with condom balloon animals.
> Favorite mathematical operator
Sam Fisher
> Last thing you had to eat
A single banana pancake and some iced coffee.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
Feb 29
> What is happiness?
A hard rain, a good book, and maybe a few cones
> contact
benji.lynch on skype
> ASL
19/M/NJ
> text/mic/cam
Yes, Maybe, Probably Not
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Break from college
> What happens when you die?
All biological activity stops, the end.
> What scares you more than anything?
The lack of access to the internet and my paranoid delusions
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
Depends on the crowd I'm with, then again that fact is the same in both reality and behind screen.
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Chat the guy up by offering him skittles, not everyday you get to speak with a presidential candidate and I dislike skittles myself. The condom can prevent STD's in case one of us can't hold it in anymore.
> Favorite mathematical operator
None
> Last thing you had to eat
Half white, half pepperoni pizza. About an hour and a half ago
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
800 A.D.
> What is happiness?
Anything you enjoy can be happiness and there's no real reason to think about what it is as long as you can affirm its there.
>contact
unconfirmed1
> ASL
22,M, Paris
> text/mic/cam
YES/MAYBE/MAYBE
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Go to that concert.
> What happens when you die?
You reach another plane of existence.
> What scares you more than anything?
Fear.
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I'm the same person. #scorpiolyfe
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
I feed Trump with Skittles until he dies from overdose then play the Nintendo sitting on his dying corpse
> Favorite mathematical operator
Mister Bool
> Last thing you had to eat
Greek yogurt.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
I'm french so I'm supposed to know that. 800.
> What is happiness?
The balance between chaos and order
> contact
Skype: Bellowsies
>>23471360
Btw currently planing a road trip to 'murika so americans are more than welcome.
> ASL, I guess
22 M Indianapolis
> text/mic/cam
text/ mic, I don't have a webcam
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
the primaries, I guess
> What happens when you die?
a lot of stuff that you don't get to be a part of
> What scares you more than anything?
giving a speech to a room full of people
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I'm the same person in both situations. Just don't fill in the blanks and assume that if I can make interesting conversation, that means I'm charismatic and popular IRL...
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Play the N64, offer Trump the skittles, and when he finishes them I pull the condoms over my head so I don't have to hear the inane bullshit coming out of his mouth when it's empty.
> Favorite mathematical operator
I don't think it matters
> Last thing you had to eat
a bagel
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
it's on wikipedia
> What is happiness?
a feeling that affluent, attractive people get to experience all the time
> contact
skype is 'onoxmode'
> ASL
31/m/Canada
> text/mic/cam
yes/maybe/no
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Daredevil Season 2
> What happens when you die?
Like Louis CK said, lots of things happen when you die. Just none of them involve you.
> What scares you more than anything?
Public Speaking
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
Online: slightly more spontaneous. Still introverted though
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
What a silly question. I'd ask Donald Trump to play video games with me and make condom balloons and share the skittles.
> Favorite mathematical operator
The Del operator
> Last thing you had to eat
Yogurt
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
No idea
> What is happiness?
Being free from responsibility that isn't of your own choosing
> contact
limecat62
> ASL, I guess
24 male ger
> text/mic/cam
Whatever you prefer, I have a cam and mic
> Something you're really looking forward to in the next few weeks
Finishing my software development project, having more spare time for movies.
> What happens when you die?
I won't have to worry about bills anymore yay!
> What scares you more than anything?
To be honest.. spiders!
> How would you compare yourself from a social perspective online vs offline?
I can express myself better offline, I might be more emotional online because I'm a tiny bit less afraid to share my thoughts
> You're locked in a room with Donald Trump, a Nintendo 64 (with TV and games), a box of condoms, and a bowl of skittles. What do you do?
Donald Trump is crazy and kind of retarded. Must be fun to play a round of super mario kart with him!
> Favorite mathematical operator
∰
> Last thing you had to eat
Sorry, I don't even remember that.
> What is the date of Charlemagne's coronation?
I would have to google that but I guess that's not the point of this game isn't it ^^
> What is happiness?
Happiness is taking naps after eating tons of tasty food and knowing that you have nothing to do the next day.
>>23471531
Oh and of course I forgot something :|
> contact
My Skype-ID is orangeleaf77
>>23471531
>that pic
truly, a member of the master race
