>>23294605
>i
>i want to fuck a dog in the ass
>(he want to fuck a dog in the ass)
>i want to fuck a dog
>
>i
>i tried to fuck your mom in the ass
>i tried to fuck your dad in the ass
>could only find the dog
>and his ass
>
>we
>we want to fuck a dog in the ass
>we want to fuck a dog in the ass
>want to fuck a fucking dog
>
>i
>i tried to fuck a pirate in the ass
>(oy and me mate o' scurvey curr!)
>tried to fuck a fucking pirate
>(that was no pirate man, that was thy own seester)
>hahahaha
>what
>it was a mexican pirate
>
>we
>want to fuck a dog in the ass
>we want to fuck a dog in the ass
>
>
>
>fuck you

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>>23294605

>Survey Time!
>>gender male
>>sexual orientation straight but i like to kiss cute boys
>>relationship status in a relationship with a girl
>>age 18
>>location croatia
>>birthplace croatia
>>ethnicity white(slavic)
>>religion dunno, i dont like believing in god, i feel thinking about it is pointless (so, schrodinger's religion)
>>believe in god? schrodinger's religion
>>believe in ayys? y
>>favorite hobbies? playing guitars, drawing, shitposting
>>favorite movies/tv/books? murakami
>>favorite games? stepmania, osu!, jrpgs, VNs, and weeb mmorpgs
>>favorite color? navy blue
>>support abortion? yes
>>support feminism? old school only
>>believe in ghosts? i would like to, i find them rad (especially omura(?)-chan, the one which appears when you you wash you sit in a dark bathroom in a bath and visualise a woman falling down on the tap, busting her head and then she appears and you have to wash your hair in the dark and when exiting not look behind you and stay alive as she tries to trip you and then she chases you all day)
>>closest to death you've been? crosswalk
>>ever been in a car crash? no
>>do you always wear a seatbelt? no
>>favorite animal? fox
>>how often do you fap? weekly
>>shower before sex/oral? y
>>shower morning or evening? 2nd
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee? y
>>if you could have one wish?
>>favorite memory?
>>biggest regret?
>>life goal? happiness
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? 1st
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>>favorite 4chan boards? g a b
>>favorite subreddits?
>>favorite website?
>>favorite historical person?
>>favorite topics/subjects?
>>if you could be with one person right now, who? girl
>>are you happy with your life? n
>>how long have you been on 4chan? 3y
>>job/school/neet? 2nd
>>any cool fact about yourself?
>>picture
>>contact info kiyo - skype

>>23294605
>>gender male
>>sexual orientation straight
>>relationship status single
>>age 25
>>location Norway
>>birthplace Norway
>>ethnicity white
>>religion non beliver
>>believe in god? no
>>believe in ayys? wtf is that?
>>favorite hobbies? gaming, fixing cars, snowboarding
>>favorite movies/tv/books? house
>>favorite games? wow, cs, hots, diablo
>>favorite color? dunno
>>support abortion? yes
>>support feminism? no
>>believe in ghosts? no
>>closest to death you've been? fell from a tree when i was a kid
>>ever been in a car crash? not a real crash
>>do you always wear a seatbelt? yes
>>favorite color? dunno
>>favorite animal? birds
>>how often do you fap? when i have to
>>shower before sex/oral? shower every day, never had sex/oral
>>shower morning or evening? morning
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee? yes
>>if you could have one wish? start this life over
>>favorite memory? 1st kiss
>>biggest regret? too much porn at an early age
>>life goal? travel the world
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? yes/no/no
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship? mutual respect.. dunno really
>>favorite 4chan boards? b,pol,out,adv
>>favorite subreddits? askreddit
>>favorite website? fuck knows.. google?
>>favorite historical person? dunno
>>favorite topics/subjects? dunno
>>if you could be with one person right now, who? that one girl
>>are you happy with your life? not really
>>how long have you been on 4chan? too long
>>job/school/neet? school
>>any cool fact about yourself? nope
>>picture no
>>contact info no
sorry /soc/, i'm just bored

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>gender male
>sexual orientation homosexual
>relationship status single
>age 18
>location Madrid, Spain
>birthplace Madrid, Spain
>ethnicity caucasic
>religion agnostic
>favorite hobbies? fashion. That's all.
>favorite movies/tv/books? Dans la Maison/Gossip Girl/1984
>favorite games? Animal Crossing
>favorite color? mint green/pale pink
>support abortion, feminism? yes, yes
>believe in ghosts? no
>closest to death you've been? faked suicide attempt, took 20 lorazepam pills
>ever been in a car crash? no
>do you always wear a seatbelt? never
>favorite animal? monarch butterfly
>how often do you fap? 5/week
>shower before sex/oral? yup
>shower morning or evening? morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? never
>if you could have one wish? social skills
>favorite memory? Carlos
>biggest regret? pushing everyone away
>life goal? creating something everyone remember
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? daily bottle of vodka w juice
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? someone who is better than me in everything. Drugdealers are a plus.
>favorite 4chan boards? /fa/, /soc/, /adv/
>favorite historical person? Madame Pompadour
>favorite topics/subjects? fashion, gossiping, philosophy
>if you could be with one person right now, who? Lenzcake
>are you happy with your life? no
>how long have you been on 4chan? 8m
>job/school/neet? 12th grader
>any cool fact about yourself? i'm dull, vain and histrionic, nothing's cool.
>pic from sept 15
>contact info sky: nivah_1 kik: k45s

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>gender male
>sexual orientation bicurious
>relationship status single
>age 18
>location virginia
>birthplace maryland
>ethnicity white
>religion none
>believe in god? no
>believe in ayys? probably
>favorite hobbies? playing vidya, playing with my bird
>favorite movies/tv/books? donnie darko/breaking bad/mind hunter
>favorite games? csgo
>support abortion? yeah
>support feminism? meh, i'm egalitarian
>believe in ghosts? no
>closest to death you've been? never have been
>ever been in a car crash? yeah, pretty mild ones
>do you always wear a seatbelt? yes
>favorite animal? budgie
>how often do you fap? about one a day
>shower before sex/oral? never had sex
>shower morning or evening? morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? most of the time
>if you could have one wish? a billion dollars in an american express centurion card
>favorite memory? first kiss
>biggest regret? not going out with her
>life goal? be some rich hedge fund manager
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? all three, but dont really like drinking
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? some really relate-able, thats all really
>favorite 4chan boards? soc, b
>favorite subreddits? dont do reddit
>favorite website? amazon
>favorite historical person? tesla
>favorite topics/subjects? economics
>if you could be with one person right now, who? idk really
>are you happy with your life? no
>how long have you been on 4chan? 4 years
>job/school/neet? work retail
>contact info skype: seraphsun

>gender Male
>sexual orientation Gay
>relationship status It's complicated
>age 22
>location Spain
>birthplace Spain
>ethnicity White
>religion Atheist
>believe in god? Nope
>believe in ayys?Nope
>favorite hobbies? Singing, eating, having sex with strangers
>favorite movies/tv/books? HP Saga (I know)
>favorite games? LoL (I KNOW)
>favorite color? Black
>support abortion? Yep
>support feminism? Yep
>believe in ghosts? Nope
>closest to death you've been? For how fucking useless at being an adult, I have to say I've never been close to it. Maybe shitload of alcohol?
>ever been in a car crash? Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt? Yep
>favorite color?Again? Black
>favorite animal? Red fox
>how often do you fap? Daily
>shower before sex/oral? OBviously
>shower morning or evening? Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? Nope
>if you could have one wish? Knowing what I'm foing wiht my life
>favorite memory? Time I spent living in London
>biggest regret? I regret nothing
>life goal? Becoming an actor
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? Yes, yes, weed rarely
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? Handsome, funny. Money doesn't hurt either
>favorite 4chan boards? Soc, hm
>favorite subreddits? ShowerThoughts or the ones of shows I watch
>favorite website? Youtube?
>favorite historical person? idk
>favorite topics/subjects? Sex
>if you could be with one person right now, who? Meryl Motherfucking Streep
>are you happy with your life? Kinda
>how long have you been on 4chan? Don't remember
>job/school/neet? Musical theatre student, so kind of a neet
>any cool fact about yourself? I can clap with just one hand
>picture Nah, if my boring facts make you want to speak to me, I'll send one
>contact info Skype: FreakyPsychoBoy (I KNOW, I WAS 13)

>>23295520
Are you layin on a fucking tombstone?

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>>23295942

yup xo

>>23295960
you look like you'd make a good bottom slut xo

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>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
22
>location
US
>birthplace
US
>ethnicity
Eastern European + Armenian. White, for all intents and purposes.
>religion
Atheist.
>believe in god?
Narp.
>believe in ayys?
Somewhere, yeah.
>favorite hobbies?
Guitar, reading, painting Warhammer, vidya games.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movies: The Road, The Fall, Pan's Labryinth, LoTR.
TV: Narcos, Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, season 1 of Rick and Morty.
Books: Kingkiller Chronicles, The First Law Trilogy, The Broken Empire Trilogy.
>favorite games?
Hearthstone, Dota 2, Smash bros Melee, Baldur's Gate 2, Neverwinter Nights, Ocarina of Time.
>favorite color?
Der, green and black?
>support abortion?
Yup.
>support feminism?
Mostly, yeah.
>believe in ghosts?
Narp.
>closest to death you've been?
Uh, haven't been all that close. Maybe when I was jaywalking and almost got hit. Or when I was a retard at a light.
>ever been in a car crash?
Narp
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yup
>favorite animal?
I like reptiles. Blue Tongued Skinks are fucking fantastic.
>how often do you fap?
Couple times a day, generally.
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes please.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yup. Feels good, man.
>if you could have one wish?
Wish for more wishes. Barring that, the ability to spontaneously generate any item(s) of any size at any location I choose. This includes things from sci-fi, fantasy, etc.
>favorite memory?
I...I don't fuckin' know. I have a lot of good memories.

>>23295960
EDGY
D
G
Y

>>23296017
>>biggest regret?
Wasting undergrad.
>>life goal?
Improve.
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Used to smoke weed all the time, don't anymore. It was fucking with me. I do psychedelics when I can, love 'em.
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Honesty, intimacy, trust, support, respect.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/, maybe /tg/
>>favorite subreddits?
/r/warhammer, /r/mbti (more for the people I've met there than the place itself), /r/subredditsimulator, /r/mma
>>favorite website?
None
>>favorite historical person?
Can't chose. Bach maybe?
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Psych, writing.
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Whomever would make the greatest contribution to my growth as a human being over the course of my life span, and would in turn grow the most anyone could from me. C:
>>are you happy with your life?
Sorta? Fluctuates. Would definitely like to make some changes.
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
Der, 2008?
>>job/school/neet?
School. Master's program in clinical psych.
>>any cool fact about yourself?
Iiii've lived in China!
>>picture

Sorry about the mega long delay, had class

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi-curious (?)
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
USA
>birthplace
USA
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
See above
>believe in ayys?
Yeah sure
>favorite hobbies?
Mostly Vidya, not really much else. I would read if I knew of any good books
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Movie: Hot Fuzz TV: Dexter/Always Sunny
>favorite games?
Hearthstone, League, Rocket League, Killing Floor 2 (1 was good, too), Starbound
>favorite color?
Black
>support abortion?
Yep
>support feminism?
Not radical feminism
>believe in ghosts?
Not really
>closest to death you've been?
Almost drove into a propane tank once
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite color?
See above
>favorite animal?
Shark
>how often do you fap?
Once or twice a week maybe
>shower before sex/oral?
Well yeah
>shower morning or evening?
Sometimes both, but morning usually
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
I try to
>if you could have one wish?
I would say immortality but I know I'd regret it
>favorite memory?
I dunno, going to some conventions I suppose
>biggest regret?
Getting my hopes up

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>>23297223
>life goal?
Be happy with someone and live in a cold place. Hopefully making money
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who can have fun and won't talk to other people behind my back
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/, /v/ sometimes
>favorite subreddits?
r/hearthstone, r/leagueoflegends, r/vac_porn
>favorite website?
Don't really have one, YouTube maybe, since I could spend a lot of time on it
>favorite historical person?
George Washington / Abe Lincoln
>favorite topics/subjects?
History
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
One of my best friends
>are you happy with your life?
I think so
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2012 I think?
>job/school/neet?
University
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can space out for hours at a time
>picture
Sure
>contact info
Ask if you want

Apologies for the super long post

>>23298388
nice dubs

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>>23294605

>male
>straight
>in two year relationship
>22
>New Delhi, India
>Michigan, USA
>white
>agnostic atheist
>nah
>nah
>traveling, reading, writing, learning different languages and scripts, geography, riding motorcycles
>25th hour, Narcos, Supernatural, lot of books
>Baldurs Gate for PC, KotOR, TES, etc
>red
>yes
>sort of
>no
>almost got run over by a tank in Turkey, almost had face smashed by tear gas canister, fell down mountains in Himalayas
>no
>no
>monkeys

Too lazy for the rest of this

>take picture
>look like balding Rasputin with shitty beard

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Survey Time!

>gender: Male
>sexual orientation:Bi
>relationship status:Forever virgin
>age:18
>location:Basque country(Spain)
>birthplace:See avobe
>ethnicity:White
>religion:None
>believe in god?:No
>believe in ayys?:Yes but not in that they've come to observe us or something, i just think they exist
>favorite hobbies?:Playing vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?:All of monty python,HIMYM,Forgotten realms saga
>favorite games?:Minecraft...Wind waker,Infamous, to name a few
>favorite color?:Orange
>support abortion?:Yup
>support feminism?:Nope, equallytarism, tho yes
>believe in ghosts?:Nah
>closest to death you've been?:Almost hit by a car when I was 10
>ever been in a car crash?:See avobe, no other accidents
>do you always wear a seatbelt?:Yeah pretty much
>favorite color?:Again?
>favorite animal?:Dog
>how often do you fap?:About 0-2 a day
>shower before sex/oral?:Forever virgin m8
>shower morning or evening?:Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?:Nah
>if you could have one wish?:To have full control of space and time... Or to be with the girl I like
>favorite memory?:Dunno
>biggest regret?:Not asking HER out
>life goal?:None
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?:Drink, although I want to try LSD
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?:Face, nice person, not too fat, short... Warm personallity, not a bitch
>favorite 4chan boards?:/b/ /soc/ /r9k/
>favorite subreddits?:I'm not a ledditor...
>favorite website?:Youtube
>favorite historical person?:Hitler... Jk but I think most of them were retrogrades so I have none
>favorite topics/subjects?:Vidya and philosophycal questions
>if you could be with one person right now, who?:HER, she's a cute irish girl...
>are you happy with your life?:Yeah
>how long have you been on 4chan?:One and a half years
>job/school/neet?:Uni
>any cool fact about yourself?:I can get my hands from my back to the front without them stopping touching eachother
>picture:There you go
>contact info:If anyone wants to chat... Ask away

>>23297260
We simillar af

>>23294605
>male
>str8
>single
>18
>north va
>mesa az
>white af
>no
>no
>in all probability they have to exist, if not we're the first aliens and we'll eventually invade nigs in saucers
>vidya, smoking, running, linguistics, sleeping, reading
>documentaries, narcos, iasip, idk dont watch much shit anymore
>vicky 2, hoi 3, tf2, warframe, hawken, csgo but play other shit
>blue?
>fun question, yes
>feminism that pushes for equality and not revenge for muh patriarchy
>no
>i was born blue w an umibilical cord around my neck, have had seizures in past
>nothing worse than a small crash like where a light gets fucked up or something
>usually by habit but if im drunk im usually too lazy
>i fucking said blue
>cats
>daily
>never been picky before
>either?
>no
>i would wish this isn't a question
>being in an ambulance when i was 4
>being retarded
>find someone to cuddle nd not hate life with
>yes, smoke gr33n, drink occasionally, used to do other drugs more frequently
>someone to cuddle
>/int/,/vg/, /his/, /x/
>i used to look at a reddit called mapporn
>erowid
>napoleon (BASED)
>history, language, politics, anything, idkk
>that chick who dumped me
>no but who is
>4 years
>i wanna go to college but i have no $$$
>mike tyson held me up in an airport when i was a baby
snapchat is kamikaze0617

>gender-Female
>sexual orientation-Straight
>relationship status-Single
>age-18
>location-Texas
>birthplace-Florida
>ethnicity-Half asian/white
>religion-None
>believe in god?-No
>believe in ayys?-No
>favorite hobbies?-Doing speed, playing with phone, or the usual things
>favorite movies/tv/books?-I like horror, romance and suspense
>favorite games?-I don't play any
>favorite color?-Navy green
>support abortion?-Why not?
>support feminism?-50/50
>believe in ghosts?-Sometimes
>closest to death you've been?-Super close because I've done a lot of bad, stupid things now and in the past
>ever been in a car crash?-No
>do you always wear a seatbelt?-Yes
>favorite color?-Navy green
>favorite animal?-Kittens
>how often do you fap?-Not often, I think I got bored of it
>shower before sex/oral?-Yes, always
>shower morning or evening?-Both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?-I don't feel like I need to, but I have hygiene
>if you could have one wish?-To be a little more interesting
>favorite memory?-I never remember big memories, but I have a lot of little ones
>biggest regret?-None
>life goal?-I'll see where life takes me (:
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?-I love speed, but I do it occasionally
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?-Someone open minded and has a fucked up, but realistic way of looking at things
>favorite 4chan boards?-Soc, adv, r9k
>favorite subreddits?-I don't use it
>favorite website?-I don't use the internet a lot, but probably end up here most
>favorite historical person?-Boring
>favorite topics/subjects?-Psychology and philosophy
>if you could be with one person right now, who?-Anyone to keep me company x
>are you happy with your life?-Yes
>how long have you been on 4chan?2 years
>job/school/neet?-Not right now, but definitely have plans
>any cool fact about yourself?-I can bend my knees to make a t with my legs
>picture-Ask for one if you think you might like me
>contact info
Kik serialjk02

>>23299195
me

>>23299262
Snapchat? Pic?

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>>23294605
>>gender
F
>>sexual orientation
bi
>>relationship status
Single
>>age
19
>>location
Finland
>>birthplace
Sweden
>>ethnicity
White
>>religion
Agnostic
>>believe in god?
Agnostic
>>believe in ayys?
wat
>>favorite hobbies?
Playing games, shitposting, going to the bar, drawing
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
American Beauty
Crime Docs
Oyasumi Punpun and Kurt Vonneguts works
>>favorite games?
Harvest Moon, JRPGS, Animal Crossing
>>favorite color?
Maroon to wear
>>support abortion?
Yup
>>support feminism?
Not the 3rd wave kind
>>believe in ghosts?
Nah
>>closest to death you've been?
Suffocated
>>ever been in a car crash?
Yup
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nope
>>favorite animal?
Any baby animals
>>how often do you fap?
Depends on my mood
>>shower before sex/oral?
Only if dirty or sweaty
>>shower morning or evening?
Depends. I prefer to shower in the morning.
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yup

>>23300928
>>if you could have one wish?
That's a top secret.
>>favorite memory?
Many romantic moments.
>>biggest regret?
Probably messing up past relationship, but it probably won't be a regret when I'm older.
>>life goal?
Just stability and obviously happiness
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink. Only smoke if I'm out of snus. I'd smoke pot if offered to me if I'm in the mood.
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Anyone I can get along with and live happily besides.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/. I use other chans for other content.
>>favorite subreddits?
Don't use reddit.
>>favorite website?
Probably youtube.
>>favorite historical person?
I don't really have one since it seems hero-worshippy to me.
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Politics, religion and relationships (romantic and none romantic)
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
an ex boyfriend probably.
>>are you happy with your life?
Sure. Could be better obviously.
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
I haven't frequented it until a few months ago. Probably first stumbled upon it at around 12 tho.
>>job/school/neet?
NEET until school starts.
>>any cool fact about yourself?
My whole life has been pretty cool.
>>picture
above
>>contact info
anons can give out theirs for me to add

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>>23294605
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
long-distance
>age
18
>location
united kingdom
>birthplace
united kingdom
>ethnicity
white british
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
yes
>favorite hobbies?
reading, listening to music
>favorite movies/tv/books?
the republic, basic economics, the machinery of freedom
>favorite games?
* souls
>favorite color?
black
>support abortion?
should be legal, people shouldn't get themselves in the situation in the first place
>support feminism?
no
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
probably around the time i was born
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
almost always
>favorite color?
dementia
>favorite animal?
apes are cool
>how often do you fap?
once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
i shower daily, so at most a few hours before
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
mostly (to answer the question of always: no)
>if you could have one wish?
finish the question
>favorite memory?
high-school in general
>biggest regret?
nah
>life goal?
reading a lot
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
honesty, mutual admiration

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>>23300933
>>23300928
kik is irontarkus23
expect pictures of dogs

>>23300968
>favorite 4chan boards?
/pol/, /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
none (i never found myself on the website)
>favorite website?
here (i visit few)
>favorite historical person?
aristotle
>favorite topics/subjects?
philosophy, economics
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
gf desu
>are you happy with your life?
i prefer to use the term content
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years, probably
>job/school/neet?
university
>any cool fact about yourself?
nothing anyone else would likely find cool
>picture
4u
>contact info
this board

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
none
>age
23
>location
Midwest, USA
>birthplace
Wisconsin
>ethnicity
white
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
in all reality, the universe is infinite. i don't know how earth could possibly the the only planet that can sustain life.
>favorite hobbies?
reading, writing, exercise, lifting, sports, going out with friends
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movies: office space, tommy boy, requiem for a dream, trainspotting, looper
TV: breaking bad, dexter, master of none, leftovers, parks and rec
books: heart of darkness, just mercy, the art of racing in the rain, concussion, friday night lights
>favorite games?
fallout 4, sports games, diablo, civ
>favorite color?
purple
>support abortion?
yeah. i don't have a womb so it's not really my place to tell people what they can or can't do with it
>support feminism?
yeah
>believe in ghosts?
not really
>closest to death you've been?
fell asleep while driving, woke up about 3 inches from drifting into the wheels of a semi.
>ever been in a car crash?
no. someone backed into me while i was in the car but that's about it.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yeah. habit.
>favorite animal?
dogs. in terms of not standard house pets though, otters.
>how often do you fap?
pretty often
>shower before sex/oral?
no, usually after though.
>shower morning or evening?
morning
1/2

>>23300978
2/2
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
usually yeah
>if you could have one wish?
change my weight and body fat percentage on command
>favorite memory?
the first time my dad took me on a weekend trout fishing camping trip.
>biggest regret?
there's a lot
>life goal?
that's a great question.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes/not really/no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
a lot of things
>favorite 4chan boards?
b, mu, sp, soc
>favorite historical person?
I think anyone in the history of ancient rome/greece is interesting as fuck
>favorite topics/subjects?
music, movies, life, sports
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
alison brie.
>are you happy with your life?
i'm not really sure.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
on and off about 5 years
>job/school/neet?
job, graduate college last year.
>any cool fact about yourself?
i lost 80 pounds recently
>picture
not on here
>contact info
kik: ChildishTyc00n

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>>23294605
>m
>straight
>in a relationship
>19
>finland
>finland
>what do i look like
>ehhh okay so religion isnt my thing but wouldnt call myself an atheist idk
>believe in ayys or at least want to believe
>poker, gaming
>fight club/oz, the sopranos/not really into books but would wanna start reading
>the last of us
>orange
>idc
>idc
>yeah kinda
>maybe when we climbed some 250ft radio tower
>nah
>yeah i guess
>why the fuck is "favorite color" there twice?
>cats m8
>like ehhh idk thrice a week or less
>after sex
>morning
>nah
>to be rich af
>idk something from my childhood
>never told my dad i loved him when he was dying, well i did but he couldnt respond anymore.
>i drink occasionally but never go to any bars or clubs because of anxiety and lack of friends ofc
>to be able to be completely honest and completely yourself with that person
>/b/ i guess
>nope
>dont have one
>dont have one
>music, love, stupid bullshit
>i already am with the person i want to be with
>3 years
>school but i have no motivation so i barely go there
>ehhh favourite band is the smiths

and sure add my sc if you need a friend or something; J-LoLover880

>>23301048
ah and

>not happy yet the happiest ive been in years

>gender
m
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
single
>age
23
>location
mainz
>birthplace
GERMANY
>ethnicity
german
>religion
catholic
>believe in god?
sure
>believe in ayys?
what the fuck is a ayys
>favorite hobbies?
friends and filling out surveys
>favorite movies/tv/books?
can't narrow it down
>favorite games?
shock, davy jones
>favorite color?
orange
>support abortion?
why not
>support feminism?
no definetely no
>believe in ghosts?
not until my furniture moves
>closest to death you've been?
got stabbed
>ever been in a car crash?
yes
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
since the accident yes
>favorite animal?
fox
>how often do you fap?
every 2-3 days

>>23301196
cont


>shower before sex/oral?
depends
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
not necessarly
>if you could have one wish?
infinite resources of course
>favorite memory?
how i met my kindergarten friends (still friends with 'em
>biggest regret?
never learnt how to play piano
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes, yes, not actively
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
partnership
>favorite 4chan boards?

>favorite subreddits?

>favorite website?

>favorite historical person?
hiro onoda
>favorite topics/subjects?
history
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
the girl i met at the wrong time and place
>are you happy with your life?
i am
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 weeks
>job/school/neet?
uni
>any cool fact about yourself?
travelled to more than 20 countries

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>asl
24, f, Louisiana.
>ethnicity
Mixed (black & white)
>religion
Christian
>believe in ayys?
lmao
>favorite hobbies?
drawing, reading, crocheting, video games, keyboards, computer bullshit
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Seinfeld, American Dad, Tim & Eric, RPDR, Mean Girls, Clueless, etc etc
>favorite games?
Just about every simulation game
>favorite color?
Purple
>support abortion?
I'm on the fence
>believe in ghosts?
Nah
>closest to death you've been?
I almost drowned once
>ever been in a car crash?
Ye
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
ALWAYS
>favorite animal?
Kitty cats
>if you could have one wish?
we would be best friends. love would never end, it would just begin
>favorite memory?
Too many to name
>biggest regret?
fuck
>favorite 4chan boards?
soc, adv, v, ic
>favorite subreddits?
hardwareswap, mechmarket, mechanicalkeyboards, aww, fancyfollicles
>favorite website?
www.ebay.com
>favorite historical person?
I really don't know
>favorite topics/subjects?
I like talking about computer and keyboard shit. And video games. And juicy gossip
>are you happy with your life?
It's getting a lot better so ye
>how long have you been on 4chan?
6ish years
>any cool fact about yourself?
I look like a six year old mexican boy with the voice of a 40 year old woman telemarketer
>picture
oh ya here u go bb
>contact info
skype: katpeee1, steam: sleepwiththefishes

>>23301048
torilla tavataan !

>>23301292
sinne siis, perkele

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>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>location
England
>ethnicity
IC1
>religion
None
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, cycling, netflix
>favorite movies/tv/books?
IASIP comes to mind first but anything, way too many to list
>favorite games?
World of Warcraft before I quit
>favorite coloUr?
Green
>support abortion?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
Slipped down the side of a mountain in Wales
>ever been in a car crash?
Yes, minor injuries motorcyclist rear ended me
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Of course
>favorite animal?
Cat
>how often do you fap?
Whenever I feel like it
>shower before sex/oral?
Nah, just a quick wash. Been too long anyway
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
Billionaire
>favoUrite memory?
The first time playing World of Warcraft in my dads attic, Nelf starting zone spider cave with a hot chocolate, age 12
>biggest regret?
Dropping out of uni
>life goal?
Finding a nice girl to settle down with and just be happy
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink, none of the others
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone who's kind and fits my long criteria list :D
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/
>favorite subreddits?
/r/cricket /r/hearthstone /r/globaloffensive /r/bicycling /r/malefashionadvice /r/me_irl
>favorite website?
Amazon
>favorite historical person?
Robin Williams
>favorite topics/subjects?
Technology
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A girl at work who's already in a serious long term relationship
>are you happy with your life?
Not at the moment
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2008
>job/school/neet?
Police Officer

>>23299109
noce songles

>>23302600
nice doubles

>>23303462
nice singles

>>23304780
GOGOGO

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Survey Time!
>gender :male
>sexual orientation: bi curious
>relationship status: single
>age:20
>location: somewhere in germany
>birthplace: germany
>ethnicity: mixed
>religion: ---
>believe in god?: sort of
>believe in ayys?--
>favorite hobbies?: music, sports,travel,food, movies
>favorite movies/tv/books?: horror,suspense,thriller,action
>favorite games?anything really
>favorite color?:green
>support abortion?:yeah
>support feminism?yeah
>believe in ghosts?yeah
>closest to death you've been?almost drowned in vscation @thr beach
>ever been in a car crash?nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?nope ^^
>favorite color?gredn
>favorite animal?: dog
>how often do you fap?: to often =(
>shower before sex/oral?: whu not
>shower morning or evening?:Both :3
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?:pfff
>if you could have one wish?: more wishes
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?a few
>life goal?dont know right now
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?hell yeah
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?whoa...i dont know
>favorite 4chan boards?anything wich nudes and rate
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website? hihihi :*
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?: politics, dprk,
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?sort of
>how long have you been on 4chan? a new weeks
>job/school/neet?h&m
>any cool fact about yourself?not that i van think off
>picture:above
>contact info: kik is imaginationinc