FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
300th THREAD CELEBRATION!
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>22943834
>>22973318
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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>>22973114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gn31lvcUEK
Forgive me for Memeventure Time, but this is currently my favorite lulluby-type song.
-Loligag (um, is this what I'm supposed to do? Like sign my posts or something?)
>>22973352
>-Loligag (um, is this what I'm supposed to do? Like sign my posts or something?)
That's what establishing posts do. As long as your ISP is static, your ID will stay the same for the entire thread. (Its not the same as last thread) You don't have to sign unless your ID changes every time you post--that's a dynamic ISP.
>>22973352
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gn31lvcUEK
Aw man. Another Rebecca Sugar devotee. Very nice take on the song. I like the moments where you let the end of a line become breathy.
If I were to offer one piece of advice, it'd be to take your time a little more. It sounded like you were in a rush to get to the end. And that song has some bits I just know your voice would savor.
Okay, I gotta go rewatch Stakes for the nineteenth time now.
>>22973378
(Scratchpad establishing. And then soon heading to bed.)
>>22973318
THE 300-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 300 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the girls make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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300-1 GOD MODE
If you fail, you have to give yourself the same number of spanks as the numbers left in your countdown.
e.g. You fail at 15, so you have to give yourself 15 spanks and count them out loud for us.
This can be done as a separate recording.
>>22973318
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
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Reposting for new thread
>>22973319
I'll take any, but "Hush Little Baby" would be fine :)
>>22973352
Ahh, thank you so much :) You have a really lovely singing voice!
>>22973378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfZw8FvZoI
Is this better? Kinda did a metronome with my hand. I would totally marry Rebecca, lord. Also, was Stakes good? I really like Marceline, but I pretty much dropped AT when Rebecca left because the quality dropped majorly.
>>22973318
FSA Christmas BIN
http://pastebin.com/V1fC0YY1
FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!
Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories
IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.
And anything else you can come up with...
>>22973450
>http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
I enjoyed Stakes quite a bit. After Rebecca left, there were still a few writers who seemed to grasp Marceline and how to write for her (although her appearances were few last season). But the show took on other characters and perspectives which I enjoyed.
Of course, like most right-thinking people, I've switched most of my obsession over to Steven Universe.
>>22973461
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfZw8FvZoI
Oh yeah, the new rendition. Much better tempo. It feels like you're giving yourself room to really feel some of the words. If you don't mind me asking, do you do a lot of singing? Have you taken voice lessons before?
>>22973473
I sing pretty much everyday, I took chorus for five years.
>>22973318
FSA BINS
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SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
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NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
>>22973517
Ah, that makes sense. Not that I know a thing about singing, but you sound really confident about your voice (something I lack). I guess all that training would be part of the reason.
>>22973551
lol nah. I've forgotten most things honestly. I just enjoy it and have a general feel of what type of music is easier for me to sing. If there's anything you want to hear and I know it I'd be happy to do it.
300 Y'all!
STAY BUMPED!
New girl questions
https://clyp.it/vldojshg
Grinch quote
https://clyp.it/mtnysg3a
1/2 masturbation explanation
https://clyp.it/5zavyyrx
2/2 masturbation demonstration
https://clyp.it/vfoyuj0r
First Loli practice
https://clyp.it/wxx1bifo
Daddy's cum slut
https://clyp.it/ay0rhzlr
~kahlúa
Apologies if it sounds like I can't breathe… I can't breathe.
Also sorry for laptop fan sounds too, as usual.
>>22946849
>Santa's Daughter SPH (http://pastebin.com/UaL3B5Ms)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t3uQSzBWkM
>>22950721
>Santa,baby (http://pastebin.com/fL3NuDDv)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P4GZgXeQ2t
>>22953844
>bf with fur fetish improv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s116UY8c51RC
I was actually playing with a fuzzy blanket the entire time.
-Eve
>>22973518
I love that what I wrote is still around, filed under "Seriously creepy shit."
Whoever compiled these: thank you, so very, very much.
Some girl please do this. This will be an epic Xmas prank when we meet up. He's been trying to sell this p.o.s. car.
>Hey Geoffrey, this is Karen. If you could please give Nathan or me a call about the Subaru. It's been several months now and we haven't heard anything. Thank you.
>>22974155
Subaru prank
https://clyp.it/uhpbhuxj
>>22974088
I can't believe you keep doing my scripts!
Thank you so much Eve!
Also I guess Sock establishing again.
I mean I think I'm settled on that name.
>tfw you imagined IX as this fat ugly 50 yr old troll, then see his face on the music rate thread and his body on MSA and now feel completely different about him ^•^
My mom just passed away and i havent been able to sleep for the past week and 1/2. Would anyone be willing to record something along the lines of "Goodnight honey, i love you" ? preferably something comforting and non sexual
Hey y'all! It's mittens!
I suppose this is my establishing post?
Here's one of my latest recordings:
Arousal description challenge (w/ anal)
http://chirb.it/s8C8Lr
>>22974449
So, shallow? You feel shallow?
>>22973165
I think the doing the bride could be fun!! I dunno how altered her voice would be though :p
>>22974745
Could I please request a ramble about the things you like and dislike about fsa?
>>22974754
Sure! Mind giving me some topics or even some questions, to get the ball rolling?
>>22974449
>>22974745
kek
>>22974625
https://clyp.it/jdcbewpc
>>22974756
Oh of course! How silly of me haha
What's the first thing that interested you in posting?
Where you scared to post your first recording?
What's the worst thing about fsa?
How do you feel about other posters?
What's the funniest/cringiest thing you've seen in fsa?
>>22974270
>>22974155
Noticed the british accent. Not going to work. He'll notice it as it's pretty much all country folk where he lives.
I love the voice nonetheless.
Any american accents here? Plain english.
>>22974789
Aww, oh well. Now I wish I had an American accent in order to help you out ahah
>>22974785
>>22974754
Apologies for my morning voice:
Thoughts on FSA
http://chirb.it/JwFqBH
Aural6fan establishing.
My one finished script:
http://pastebin.com/htGEZbxh
>>22974745
Excellent. I'm not too worried about the voice changing; if I do the idea justice, the difference in tone should be enough of a distinction. I'll be working on this today.
>>22974908
Yay! I'm so stinkin excited! Plus, that's a great opportunity for a collab
>>22974808
Interesting.
How do you feel about the difference between /fsa/ and GWA?
>>22974924
A vocal collab? I was gonna write it as another monologue, but it'd probably benefit from adding a second voice! Intriguing...
>>22974971
Im literally too lazy to explain what I meant
>>22974967
I haven't really tried to use GWA. I've lurked it before but that's about it. The site is a little confusing to use through a phone. I'd probably jump ship here, if I understood Reddit better...
>>22974977
Well, when you're able to.
>>22974990
Basically if another performer recorded the brides POV, they could listen to me be the brides made and then switch over to their recording and listen to them as the bride
>>22975000
I understand. The idea I have jumps forward in time a little bit, but I'll think about doing a Bride's POV for the first script as well.
>>22975019
Oh ok
>>22974875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jcmxkicxJ0
Requesting anything at all based off the writing in this pastebin. http://pastebin.com/mQWbA1z6
>>22973352
Hey loligag, it's 9 (IX). Just got the email for your part in the Doggy collab. Fuuckk. SO HOT. Girl, you're a rockstar ;)
As soon as I get Harleys I'll mix it up. I'm too fucking pumped.
Thanks for doing it ;))
>>22974449
Ummm, thanks? I appreciate it, but ott you looked like total jailbait. Just sayin'. I don't talk to jailb8...sorry.
>>22975458
No problem. Where will you be posting it?
I say BUMP!, BUMP OUT!
So it's been a while since I have seen one, but would someone be willing to do a forced feminization improv?
I really enjoy emasculation in the sense of "not being good enough of a man", so she is going to make me dress like a woman. :3
Makeup, shaved legs, clothes, nail polish.
Any scenario you think of would be fine. Thank you so much. ^.^
>>22974772
Just got back from work, thank you so much
>>22975888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iOZMOAt2Fb
There was an attempt.
Re-establishing, I had to clear my cookies
~Aural6fan
requesting moaning and lines like "please, fuck me harder so we can cum together"
and try to make it sound realistic, so heavy breathing and intervals are a yes!
>>22975482
Only here on FSA and if you could post it here would be even better. I could email the mixed result to you soon as I'm done.
Harley had family in + super busy atm so it could be sometime later this week.
Can you get replies to that email? I'd like to shoot you something else, no rush of course ;)
>>22975888
I miss Moose. T.T
She had the most amazing sissy/cd stuff, I hope she is doing well.
>>22976324
Thank you! I like it. :3
>>22976878
You might as well just post the finished version here, rather than me posting just my part. Also, no. You can just ask for what you want here and I'll do it. These threads seem pretty slow, I can check in daily easily.
fug i haven't checked this thread in years
is anybody still archiving?
i remember a huge mediafire with a bunch of clips from lia, riley, exxy, IG, stoney, pocket, turtle, gummi etc that i thought i had saved but i can't find it now
not a lot of action, should we write more smut?
>>22977218
I'm lurking, so if something interesting is posted I'd be glad to do it.
>>22977218
I wrote up the first draft of a follow-up to my Bride/Maid of Honor script. It needs to be edited down to a manageable size, but it may be up tonight or tomorrow.
>>22977271
I'll write up a script about getting raped by an invisible man. In the mean time, try and read as many of these as you can sweetly
imdb.com/character/ch0440988/quotes
>>22977399
Oh god that sounds really fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GtBWuTAS6x
>>22974808
New(ish) here and just wanted to say that your arousal desc. challenge audio was verrrry hot (and kinda interesting as well).
>>22977007
Hell yeah loligag. You're fucking incredible.
>>22977487
>Invisiman (This was really weird to write, and I did no proofreading)
>(SFX: Typing, interrupted by a distant thud (or just interrupted by silence if you're not feeling crafty.)) ...Hello?...(slow return to typing, nother thud/silence) ...Honey?...If you're trying to scare me, I swear I won't fuck you ever again...(Panicy breathing, then a sudden yelp) What the fuck? ...I know you're here, asshole!...I heard you breathing. Come on out, I'm not scared of y-AHH (scream, panting, struggling sounds) no...nononononono. Let go of me! ...Why can't I see you? what are you? Owww~, please let go of my arm (panic fear light tears) Ugh~ is that your tongue? ew, ew, please stop. You can take whatever you want from the house just let me go. (Crying) This isn't happening, I'm...I'm just going crazy...uh....oh god, what are you doing? please put my legs down, I (improvise pain, discomforted moan noises, not very good with these onomotopeias), please stop, agggh, you're hurting mee (groans etc continue) STop! Fuck!...oh god, I can't even tell how much is left, you just keep getting deeper....You're stretching me out, that's all I can see and it makes it hurt so much more...Ow~ please stop going so deep. (groans of pain get louder and more frequent as invisiman starts going faster) No, please, don't, don't finish in me. No, nono NO!! (louder sobbing)....oh god....it's leaking out....and I can't even see it....I just feel it....
>>22977487
Also, not bad on the quotes. You should really see the movie though. (Spoiler: It's not sexy)
>>22977857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04mSQhvEmAZ
I'm a very bad actor and I apologize.
>>22977891
You have given me nothing that you need to apologize for.
>>22977891
Hey Loligag, do you do improv's or strictly scripts?
>bad actor
lol! No. You're amazing.
>>22978052
Oh geez, thank you. And I'm down for either, but please note that I am not terribly creative.
Anyone up for some singing? I'd love to hear White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. If not singing, reading the lyrics like poetry would be awesome too.
Please and thank you~
>>22978061
>>22978061
Do you do JOI?
>>22978061
Can you give me a fucked up ageplay improvisation? This will be more on the woman/boy side. The age can be implied or you can state it. In this as we're listening, we will be imagining we are the one you're babysitting. (Ageplaying)
The plot: You're babysitting and horny. Your boyfriend stood you up (again) and you're really horny ;) that just leaves junior. You need it so bad.
Describe how you seduced him, played with him and then fucked him ;)
If you don't like that, maybe a Teacher seducing her very young student (make or female).
>>22978067
I'm a horrible singer, and this song is so unique the way it's sung. Definitely not my best work haha but I tried
White rabbit
https://clyp.it/phgip4ri
~kahlua
A general request for the thread: Record a thing to make the sad anons happy! No guidelines beyond it making someone sad somehow less sad.
I love this song and I love your rendition of it-- thank you, kahlua~
>>22978197
Where are you from? Aussie accents are the most confusing thing ever. I like your accent though, it's kinda subtle
is there any shit talkign scripts that arent sexual
cries
>>22978273
>>22978247
My accent
https://clyp.it/0pbtacud
~kahlua
>>22978281
Um...what do you mean by shit-talking?
>>22978316
You sound kinda neutral/american then suddenly the oz goes in overdrive and drops back to neutral. Confuses the fuck out of my brain. I'm British and thought you were British for a moment. Might be because I've been watching too much Trevor Noah. It's really sexy though.
>>22978322
Hopefully a script made entirely of bizarre insults, because those are hilarious.
>Boon Chon Doi
>Most people have a family tree. You have a family cactus, and it's full of pricks.
>Pack your bags Charlene, me and you just won an all expenses paid vacation to GoingToHell.com
>>22978400
I don't think so. We have shakespearean insults and lots of strange cray cray GF stuff.
Check out Funny to Psycho and Shenanigans pastebins
>>22973518
>>22978084
I've never tried before, but I could try. Anything in mind in particular as far as how I should go about doing it?
>>22978153
Am I like telling it like in first person? Like "Oh god I'm so horny, come here kid, I wanna suck your dick *noises*", or in another style?
>>22978490
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
>>22978400
Insults
https://clyp.it/aqrvtrqg
I'm not really good at this haha, did it on the spot
~kahlua
>>22978533
Any chance you've got a dildo or some phallic object you can gag/suck on for sound? Kinda newfag here, I'm gonna attempt a script and see how it turns out. Doubt the writing will be good though, I'm blaming uneven blood distribution.
>>22978618
I do yes! I'd love to do that script you're working on c: I'm just a bit confused what sparked your interest from an insult recording hahah
Can someone do an improv where it's really late in a mall, all the shops are closed but you're still packing things up in yours when you see me and go over, talk to me and ask me to help pack up but them just end up wildly fucking me in the back room or on a table in the store?
>>22978533
I come back a few days later and see you are fitting in nicely! I'm the new guy from the other day haha.
That was like, how should I say this.. Terrific!
>>22978798
Awesome! Haha how have you been bud? Do you have a name in Msa yet? I'd love to hear more from you~
>>22978813
Nothing official yet. Worked a 22 hour shift monday/tuesday so I've just been lurking for the time being, haha.
>>22978708
http://pastebin.com/Bcsn7GWX
Err, so it turned out longer than intended. Hope that's ok, If not just skip parts. Got interrupted near the end. I refuse to read what I wrote with a boner lol
>>22978848
No no that's fine, I'll be glad to do it c:
I'll do it sometime tonight. I can't do it at this very second because I have someone staying in my home and being hear saying Such things would be a nightmare.
>>22978826
Well hop to the recording love, I can't wait to hear more of your voice haha.
>>22978950
Alright, no worries and pls. don't laugh at my script
Zantosa establishing!
So... many... pastebin tabs open.
>>22977857
http://chirb.it/LqOcfF
>>22978400
>>22978281
I am a terrible human being.
http://chirb.it/CJqzKk
http://chirb.it/3BHwPL
Your boyfriend is mine.
http://chirb.it/7JywEy
From Previous Thread.
http://chirb.it/4gOzAh
I take requests ITT. Or what the hell, 3 people have emailed me so far and none have been horrifying creepers, my throwaway email is [email protected] Like the puscifer song. I'm going to at least do one more recording before I go to bed, because 8 is my lucky number.
>>22979018
Can you do >>22978729 or do you only do horror ones? I'm about to go to bed myself
Though I guess you can do some horror improv with it, there's potential for sure
>>22979033
I have a soft spot for horror/fantasy/messed up.
But I've also worked in retail.
And I have a really horror themed script I'm working on already, so... It's cool. I'll give it my best!
>>22979049
Thanks! I'll wait around a bit, I think I can put off sleep for a little longer
>>22978533
That's hilarious! Thanks. I'm saving that to post in response to trolls.
>>22979018
Holy fuck, all these insults! Thanks. These are really funny.
>>22978950
Well aren't you just flattering haha. Now I've got to think of something!
>>22979018
Wait, are you saying I'm NOT a creeper? Madam, I am insulted.
>>22978950
I got fussed at last time so i'll try a crossthread again lol.
>>22979171
Runs away!
>>22979155
Aw... Either I'll have to make it up to you or you'll have to practice being creepier to me. Whichever sounds most fun to you.
>>22979057
>>22979033
>>22978729
I'm not really confident with my ability to do improvs. I hope this okay. This is the absolute best case scenario for a dude coming in right before store close.
http://chirb.it/07gOfG
>>22979173
Yayy, good job buddy.
Very exciting~
>>22978495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gzMZnY7etx
I feel silly.
>>22979262
Sounds like a "which came first" scenario. I look forward to discovering the answer.
Second part of the Bridal lesbian scene:
[lesbian, D/s, verbal abuse, long-windedness]
>>22979325
http://pastebin.com/wwcLEePJ
>>22979330
Oh, thank god it gets better.
I only got halfway through and I was ready to hug poor schoolgirl maid of honor lesbian.
>>22979262
I'm about to listen now, thanks for doing it!
>>22979345
I was in a particularly vicious mood when I came up with this one.
Haven't seen any ageplay audios on here for awhile.. any ladies up for it? :)
>>22979360
Post what you want and I can give it a go tomorrow. Going to bed right now.
Requesting an audio with a volley of the most hurtful, bone-cutting stuff you can come up with directed at someone nonspecific who is not the listener. Ideally someone the listener is implied to dislike. Don't hold back at all! Really aim to completely demolish said nonspecific person.
>>22979429
Um... I tried this.
I don't think it's really what you had in mind, but you said don't hold back, right?
This is not about any specific person. I started with traits I think most people are afraid they have, and then it kind of snowballed on me a bit.
http://chirb.it/AIG9kx
Loudness warning.
>>22979606
Wow. God damn, no. That's exactly what I was looking for. Did you somehow know the person who inspired the request has traits of narcissistic personality disorder, acts delusional and vapid when it's helpful, is tremendously immature, and generally attempts to keep an image of themselves as a "good person" while doing really fucked up shit? Because it would have been difficult to make that glorious rant any more laser guided. Thank you.
>>22979402
>>22978490
>first person
Hey sorry :( I totally crashed after I posted that. Yeah first person would be perfect ;) I love improv , it normally takes me a few times before I get it right when I record them. So don't get too discouraged initially.
>>22979402
Hey Loligag I also forgot to ask, what are your fantasies? You've already recorded my doggy collab and soon this ageplay improv, so I'd like to record something for you!
W-what happened to women just masturbating?
That's what gets me off the most.
what happened to RubyGloom? even her chirbit is disappeared
>>22980075
Chirbit is still there, maybe she left due to the slowdown in recent months.
>>22980170
>Chirbit is still there
nope
https://www.chirbit.com/RubyGloom/
>the slowdown in recent months.
define slowdown
>>22974808
can we see that huge ass of yours mittens ?
>>22980262
It is not as huge as her nose.
>>22979018
Thank you
>>22979680
I would be so much less awkward socially if I could read people's minds!
Glad it wasn't too emotional for you.
>>22979357
It was fun. I just am glad it wasn't awful.
>>22980348
You're welcome!
>>22979018
You fight like a cow.
I feel like emailing you.
>>22979018
Am I missing something here? What happened your nose?
>>22979262
Hottest FSA I've ever heard, and this is not one of my fantasies. Applause. And wow, erection.
>>22975888
Bump.
Anyone for this request? I love feminization/sissy stuff. ^.^
>>22979919
I'll get on it when I get off work.
>>22979958
Ah, um. Domination, orgasm denial, degradation, stuff like that. That would be super cool of you, thank you.
De BUMP
https://clyp.it/5awwoinm
#update
http://chirb.it/v92KLK
Making sure I deserve my christmas presents Secret Santa recording from GWA, [Blowjob] [Oral] [Dd/lg] [Daddy][Relationship]
>>22976318
No problem :)
>>22980311
>>22980577
What's with you guys and noses today?
>>22980566
I was waiting for someone to say it. Thanks!
>>22980606
Glad to help, I guess.
Hey yo VK, I thought I could cross link to MSA as long as I posted a warning. Of course I was an asshole but can I do it again? I was gonna hook loligag up
>>22981385
>nose
What happened to your nossssssseee.
Or are you ignoring me still.
I posted something similar a week ago and got a really nice response from zantosa, I really enjoyed listening to your rambles. Anyway Here Goes:
I'd quite like to hear opinions of bondage.
Why you like it/want to try it
D'you prefer it to be done to you? Or rather have your partner be the subject?
Tell us about an experience you've had with bondage, and if you haven't then perhaps a fantasy you've had involving it.
and if you hate the idea then tell us why!
Rants and stories are appreciated.
>>22981611
I did not report your previous post, but I have no control over what others do. Cross-posting with a warning should be okay.
>>22981366
god damn you sound great in that audio. I'm going to miss your audios over Christmas.
Can I request a comforting improv? I don't really post here (let alone browse /soc/) too often, but I've been having kind of a shitty week.
I recently met back up with this girl that I developed a oneitis for that stuck with me for years. It's been a year since we last spoke, and she's completely moved on, which has me pretty broken up inside.
Lewd is optional, thanks ahead of time.
>>22978153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0myn1WCtVys
I tried.
>>22981366
>120 minute football game
>my team wins
>get home
>Pip is posting
Today was a good day.
Have fun on your holiday break Pippins!
>>22979300
It's great! Maybe a bit fast, but not bad for the first JOI.
Just funny that you chose a CEI for the first joi ;)
>>22981624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vphAZuHohL
>>22982435
Gosh, I keep having to google these terms. Ha, is that something you're into?
>>22982444
I love it!
>>22982282
That was so fucking hot. And the fact it was improved made it even hotter. Mmm. Damn ;)
Thank you
So to return the favor, here's an audio I did with some degradation and domination since you said you liked it. All improvised by the way.
I've cross-linked it to MSA. (WARNING: LINK TO MSA MAN SOUNDS REQUEST FILL below)
Kinda hoping the janitor doesn't delete it like last time. plz can I has no deleshun, jan? ;)
"Dominated, Degraded and Creampied"
contains: ummm [dom] [name calling] [rape] [creampie]
>>22983074
and some of my other stuff along the same domination lines:
>>22983062
Hey I was also wondering, if you would add me to your skype sometime? it's instigatorx9
>>22983202
It was deleted because you posted it for no other reason than to bitch about how mean everyone was to you, and when questioned you said "because I can."
Spoiler, you can't.
>>22982444
I can't stop you from adding him if you want, but if you do you're just going on a list so he can brag about how good he is at tricking girls into skype sex despite his disgusting personality.
Apologies for shitting up the thread, but I can't bring myself to let this pass unmentioned.
>>22982444
>Hey I was also wondering, if you would add me to your skype sometime? it's instigatorx9
I would advise against this as well. His most egregious behavior comes out in private conversations, PM's on GWA or Skype. He's also a married man who should really be attending to that relationship.
>>22983278
For real? Ollie, you the Janitor?
God damn it. FML man.
One of my worst enemies is a Janitor. I should of known. Fuck me.
>>22983332
I'm neither, I'm just not so blind that I can't tell the difference between "Hey you said you'd be interested in something like this so here's a link" and "I'm better than all of you here's off-topic proof ;)))))))))) what do you mean it's not allowed fuck you"
I'm only commenting to explain the difference.
>>22983202
Sorry bruh, but I don't give out my skype. I know I record lewd stuff, but I'm in a relationship, so I don't lewd skype with people.
>>22983278
Does drama stuff happen often between these threads, or did I join at a particular time for it?
>>22983278
>It was deleted because you posted it for no other reason than to bitch about how mean everyone was to you, and when questioned you said "because I can."
>Spoiler, you can't.
It wasn't a bitching rant post, it was just a link to a confessional audio. They posted an fuck heady asshole response so I was an asshole. But yes, obviously I cant so thanks for pointing that out.
>tricking girls into skype sex despite his disgusting personality.
Nope. I just dig her voice, and if she digs me I would enjoy skype sex with her. No tricks, I'm pretty open about it. Only if she's down of course.
>>22983330
Let's not turn this into a "IX FUCKING SUCKS" thread again, please?
Damnit man.
>>22983366
>lewd skype
Nah it's cool.
Srs. We can chill and make it totally non-sexual. You just sound really cool is all. Just add me if you want. No big if you don't ;)
>>22983366
>Does drama stuff happen often between these threads, or did I join at a particular time for it?
All the time. According to some of the veterans, (people who predate my involvement) Skype groups got created and pretty much turned into the worst kind of high-school level sex & power struggle.
I think a lot of us reached our boiling points at the same time recently. (synchronicity?) It will pass. This is why boyfriends aren't allowed in strip clubs. We really need a muscular 250lb guy to be our bouncer.
We play with deep primal urges, emotions, and that can get complicated. Be aware, be safe and it will all be good.
>>22983361
>"I'm better than all of you here's off-topic proof ;)))))))))) what do you mean it's not allowed fuck you"
Ok thats a good point, and I can see how it was taken. The audio wasn't meant to make you feel jealous or like I'm better than anyone.
Guys, I get lucky sometimes, and other times I strike out. Same as anybody. The main difference is I take risks, and I try. Sometimes it works and other times not so much. And when it doesn't, it has cost me dearly.
I don't think I'm better than anyone.
So what if I hit the gym at the crack of dawn and I'm 4PL8?
So what if I have a Master Degree?
So what if I have a high-paying, high-powered job?
So what if I have a new house and 3 new vehicles?
So what if I have fucked over 27 women?
So what if I have had 3 threesomes in my lifetime?
It's all just pleasures of the flesh, and by no way indicates I'm better than any of you.
And thats the truth.
;)
>>22983407
>We play with deep primal urges, emotions, and that can get complicated. Be aware, be safe and it will all be good.
Oh geez, I never thought about it like that. I mean, I know it effects people, but I just like doing it for fun, there's not much attached to the actual act for me. But I understand it, I'm a very auditory person, recently found out some stuff about myself.
Thank you, I don't plan on giving out personal info or anything, so hopefully things will be chill.
>>22983437
It's cool ;)
Umm, did you like the audios I posted up for you? lol (kinda worked hard on that) ;)
Hello, battlecat here.
I am looking to practice some more loli/Dd/lg stuff so if you have anything you would like to hear please let me know!
>>22983437
Well if you've ever felt any attachment to anyone who's audio you heard, then you know about it. I write this stuff and when I have a character telling someone, "I love you, I want you, I need" you...and then a performer performs it well, it sounds true. But I only write for fun and gratification. People with weaker characters may actually believe what they hear. Look at American politics recently.
>>22983481
Hmmm.. let me dig out the first script I ever wrote. I
>>22983474
I appreciate that you put work into it, thank you.
>>22983481
WARMED UP FOR DADDY by VK (Written at Turtle's Request)
[Mf] [Daddy/little] [Ageplay] [incest]
<Quiet shlicking> Oooooh..I wish you were here <whispering>...wish you would come, <quiet moan> You must know what I want, what I need...I've been trying so hard to show-walking around in my cute shorts and <quiet moan> tight shirt all day in front of you. Yeah, I see you looking at me; I see you wanting me.<faster schliking> Am I being a bad girl, daddy? What do you want to do to me, daddy? <small moan> Just come into my room, right now. No one will know,<small moan>. You can pull back the covers and reveal my naked body; young, supple, yours.<moan> My pussy is all wet and my small titties <moan> they want your attention.<longer moan> I think about this all the time. You take me, and you fuck me, fuck me, daddy. <moan> Fuck your little girl's tight pussy, <moan>. It's so good, it's so big <moan> it even hurts a little, but I deserve it, don't
I daddy? I've been a bad girl, teasing you, teasing everybody. slutting around in tightclothes,<even faster schlicking> Punish, me! <slap><slap><slap> yeah, slap my titties, <ohohohohohohohoh><moan>, God, you're fucking me so good, makingyour little girl so hot! <long moan> You feel so good! Fuck me,daddy! Fuck me hard! <frantic schlicking> <ohohohohohohohoh>I-something's happening! Why are you?.. Oh, are you going to cum on me? Oh do it, daddy, come on me, daddy, <improvise to orgasm> <eeee!> All this for me! <growing tireder throughoutthe next bit> I'll rub it all over my body! You came in gallons, daddy and your cum tastes so good! I love how you're looking at me now. Can I always be your slut, daddy? I'll be so good to you, <dreamier> just come to me <long tired, somewhat wistful moan><sound of a door opening>
>>22983502
Anytime loli, and thanks for all you do too.
Hopefully you will record for me again?
I have, umm, particular kinks and it's rare a fine woman like you comes along...
Sorry about the above unpleasantness as well, I have some enemies on here...
>>22983513
Thank you! I will work on this.
>>22983550
How particular are we talking? Also, there's no need to sweet talk me. Don't make it weird dude.
>>22983574
Just the ageplay and beast stuff. That's it. Thats as far down the rabbit hole as I go.
My bad, yo.
>>22983366
>Does drama stuff happen often between these threads, or did I join at a particular time for it?
>>22983407
Hook-ups/etc happen once in a while, drama can happen. The current situation is unique since the one derailing threads gets off on the attention.
>>22983574
>Also, there's no need to sweet talk me. Don't make it weird dude.
That is all he knows to do, until he's decided he doesn't like you.
Actual IX Quotes;
http://pastebin.com/MJSVgaHB
>>22983650
Also, at this point VK you need to man the fuck up since you've let the last 1.5 threads get derailed due to this shit.
At the top of every thread, include the above link. Include a warning for new posters not to fall for IX's shit, and to avoid doing any of his requests.
This, as well as anon's reporting any of IX's rule breaking, as well as re-posting the above quotes is the only real solution to this. IX needs to go. Stop giving him reason to show up here. If no one does his requests he has no reason to be here.
>>22983650
Annnd here we go again.
You guys scared off the last 3 chix from recording or speaking to me again, why not make it a fourth?
Loligag, like I said, I have some enemies on here and they, as you can see, have even saved some of my quotes over a period of time. They would like nothing more than to see me do without.
Draw your own conclusions, but honestly, I'm a great guy.
And really, in the end people, it's HER choice who she wants to record for. If she decides she won't record for me anymore, it's up to her regardless. You don't have to sway her in one particular direction or another.
Also, stop fucking derailing the thread. Wow.
>>22983660
Wow stalker, you can go fuck yourself.
You need to go. I post content, I create content, I voice content. What the fuck do you do?
You're the troll. You're the thread de-railer. You're the piece of shit fuck up. You leave. What the fuck do YOU contribute to this thread, or ANY thread, other than to bitch and complain about me, to try and make me unhappy? It's not working. My scripts and things ALWAYS get done.
You're failing at your defamation of me. Please, gtfo.
>>22983691
I clearly haven't contributed much to FSA or MSA ever.
>Female Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/9anGZJ5i
>Extreme Ageplay Scripts
http://pastebin.com/GdAxK9Eh
>MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
lol this is fucking cringe. Whatever happened to the Ozzie chick?
>>22983660
>Also, at this point VK
And fucking do what? If i could permaban him, I would. But this is a public forum. Things in the header only work if anyone follows them. They have never been 'rules' as much as they've been suggestions.
>>22983691
Ollie was one of the first scriptwriters to answer my call for them when my tenure started. He has also guided the thread through some tough times and is a co-founder of FSA. I sometimes hate what he tells me, but I always listen.
IX, please leave FSA.
--VK
>>22983660
VK is doing a service, he has no responsibility to continue or to step up to new tasks. VK, you're the best.
There was a rant here, but I deleted it in the interest of not shitting the place up.
>>22983726
Yes, and the problem is that as soon as a new girl shows up...and doesn't understand who IX is, he swoops in and is mr.compliment 'please do my recording'
A post at the top of the thread will sometimes be read by new performers, but mostly will encourage anon's to direct them to the very obvious examples of his true self.
Is it a perfect solution? Fuck no, but it's one of the best I can come up with outside of means I'd really rather not go for.
>>22983748
Okay, we'll talk this out.
It seems a slippery slope issue. While a general essay on being safe here, using this type of behavior as examples,would be good for the FAQ and we could include it with the newbie resources. But to single out one individual.....what happens when another performer shows up who I dislike. Do I post "Don't request from S-----!" so she'll go away?
>>22983748
>dat jealousy tho
>>22983789
You know what, honestly, just start up at the top of this thread and read down.
It says the truth and everything you need to know.
The comments speak for themselves. form your own opinion. good night.
>>22983789
>>22983804
Because you are a cancer, you add nothing positive to the thread and make every one about YOU. There is no end-game for you, as long as you're around you will harass every single new girl who shows up in the thread.
Some of us prefer to stay anon and not talk or brag about private matters. That isn't the purpose of FSA.
>>22983790
I pm'd you on reddit more info
>>22983843
I'm nobody important and I've been following FSA for only like... two weeks. In that time I've seen you act like a weirdo to at least two different performers with the exact same pattern of behavior. It's creepy and cringey and if you genuinely wanted people to stop hating on you, you'd mellow the fuck out and stop trying to get every performer to skype with you.
I've got zero history here and no long held grudges, but dude... you're the problem, not everyone else.
>>22981366
Thanks for the #pipdate, hopefully there'll be another freehundred freds of fsa :P
>>22983921
>>UNTIL YOU COME AN RUN THEM OFF!!!
or maybe it's until they learn that every single thing you've said to them has been said to a previous girl, word for word, and you've never been sincere about anything in your entire life.
Or maybe it's because they find out that anytime someone doesn't like you, you scream about how jealous they are because all of the girls like you more, and they don't like being used as ammunition for your insecure rants.
Hey I'm just speculating.
>>22983921
>Just leave me be. How many times can I ask?
> UNTIL YOU COME AN RUN THEM OFF!!!
Running them off by doing nothing but a) explaining your behavior and b) making posts of things you actually said. You're the one running them off.
I'm not going to let you be, from now on every time I see you here I'll be posting the above link and encouraging others to do the same. Leave FSA.
>>22983965
>If I go over, call me out on it and I'll stop.
>Sound good?
The last HALF DOZEN TIMES, you said you'd shape up. I'm done with that. Every time I see you post I'll do everything I can to block you. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
>>22983965
>>Eventually, along comes Ollie to scare them away with quotes while I was more than likely on a testoterone high from roids.
That's a you problem, not a him problem. Don't be a babby, take responsibility for your own image.
(Also I'll stop shitting up this thread ok bye)
**Warning! This post contains no thread drama.**
Okay, since we have a few ladies at least partially interested in some loli-voice, age-play sorta stuff, I figured I'd trot this old thing out:
Lollygaggers
[AGEPLAY-12][DUAL-VOICE][NOT_COLLAB][BLOWJOB][BEGGING][SFX][LONG-1k/1.4k]
A gentleman's first experience at a specialized club, with a specialized entertainer.
http://pastebin.com/nyBV1Z9N
This is a dual-voice script, which means that the first part (Madam) is meant to be done with one voice, while the second part (Loli) is meant to be done with another (can be the same performer). Both parts are written to be able to stand on their own and still be enjoyed. So if you've no interest in the first part, it can be safely skipped.
I'd like to chime in on this from what I've seen happen before.
If you perform one of IX's scripts he'll thank you and be gracious...then it's on to the next script...
Please, please, do this!! You like it!!! You did my last one, it was so hottt. Please!!!
Also have Skype sex with me right now!
Why aren't you doing it? Why aren't you dropping everything right now to record this so I can go jack off to it a few times, then beg you for more, more, more, MORE??;!;!!?
Have Skype sex with meeeeee!!!!
Fuck you, bitch, I didn't want you to record it anyway, actually I forbid you from recording it. I don't want to Skype fuck you either, leave me alone.
No one's recorded it yet, please record it, I'm sorry.
No, you know what, don't record it, I'm not sorry, fuck you.
>>22984039
>(except with your bae babygirl who I also skype fucked. She's a little chunky but she still got me off). ;)
>Draw your own conclusions, but honestly, I'm a great guy.
>>22983940
>every single thing you've said to them has been said to a previous girl, word for word, and you've never been sincere about anything in your entire life
__________________
I'm going to put you ALL in detention and cancel your 8th grade dance.
__________________
Guise, I appreciate that some men like to circle-jerk, and in this anon setting you can all pretend to have the biggest whatever.
But
One of the biggest turn-offs is the disregard for the intelligence of the women posting/playing here. These women are not so naive as you imagine and can tell who is an asshole and who is not. I appreciate that you all need this SJW meta chat, but in the process you have lost the point of the thread. For shame.
_________________
Tell people how to block offensive posts/users in the sticky
_________________
Carry on
>>22984039
It's really amusing how far you need to lie or dramatically exaggerate facts from years ago in order to try to insult me when all I need to do is just post your own, actual words and you get extremely upset.
>>22984132
>Another jelly
Wrong.
And I want talking about Zantosa. Maybe partially, yeah, but the majority of it is what you say to all the other performers who make to mistake of giving you a pity recording.
>>22984169
You forgot a few!
Script - Cumbubbles
http://pastebin.com/7u6ShqDB
Script - Ageplay Challenge
http://pastebin.com/EdYdCeEX
Script - Story Of Your Girlfriend's Gangrape
http://pastebin.com/nf1iKrue
Script - Party with Black Gentlemen (raceplay, rape, impreg, ntr)
http://pastebin.com/uMGashZ1
Wincest - Most Horrible Thing
http://pastebin.com/qz4aKkL1
Script - Gingerbread-Person 'EAT ME!' (fantasy, foot fetish?, vore?, snuff, foodplay?, raceplay?, species-play?)
http://pastebin.com/2t6sxEZF
EMERGENCY POEM AND SCRIPT OFFERINGS:
http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
I don't normally advertise my shit but this is ridiculous.
So We'll Go No More a Roving by Lord Byron:
So, we'll go no more a roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the moon be still as bright.
For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.
Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we'll go no more a roving
By the light of the moon
>>22983481
hey, battlecat. here's a ddlg script that I found. It's pretty short but it would be awesome to hear you perform this.
http://pastebin.com/HH4Cte7p
Mittens here.
I see IX has managed to takeover the thread again.
I'm sick, carrying on a fight with a monolithic agency IRL, and I have to work tomorrow, so Good Night,
STAY BUMPED (but not with feculance)
Go the island. I intend to.
>>22984195
I actually am a recorder that did one of your scripts out of pity and in hopes that you'd shut the fuck up and leave me alone. It didn't turn me on. I didn't like the content, in fact I was disgusted by it and read it in the most unenthusiastic voice I could, and you still loved it.
I'm going to stop replying to you now.
>>22984236
Hello Mittens
Yes, "and lo, on the 17th of December, shitpost begat shitpost and le thread faced derailment anon."
Hope your evening is going well.
>>22984340
LMAO
>>22984406
It is going well thanks for asking sweetie <3
>>22984340
Burrrrrn. And let that be the last word on the matter.
>>22984420
Hey Mittens. Hope your Christmas is shaping up nicely!
To get back on track, if anyone wants to request anything of me, I can do whatever when I get off work tomorrow. All of this has been both fun/cringey as fuck to follow, but I prefer to not be actually involved with drama.
I'm not picky, I'll record stuff for people even if they sound like a total faggot edgelord.
>>22984809
Please record yourself begging for sex, like you've been edging for weeks and you'll go insane if you don't get some immediately.
>>22983921
>Look over at how I am on MSA. I get along with everyone besides Luger...
This is inaccurate. We despise you just as much in MSA. The only difference is you say less over there because you're mostly over here horn-dogging all the new girls.
I guess we're more fortunate over there?
>I will never have anal with mittens
:(
>>22985048
Anon! I am sure she'd vPeg you if you ask nicely.
>>22985048
>I will never be begged by my werewolf friend to let her use me as a sex toy, because she's in heat and can't take it any longer.
The suffering couldn't be more real.
>>22973599
Holy shit. Is this stuff really all anons??
What the fuck have I been doing on /k/ the past 7 years!
>>22984809
Not sure if you caught this in the middle of all of that 'fun' above.
>>22984051
But if you think it's up your alley, I'd love to hear your take. You can edit the ages to something more suitable if that's a problem for ya.
Femanons, pls make lengthy cuddle audios!
thx
>>22985385
Yeah, I could also use a little cheer-me-up after all this drama...
>>22985477
>>22985385
Thirding this request for cuddles! Bonus points for erotic or romantic parts.
>>22985385
Any cuddle scripts?
>>22974745
MFW I just listened to this
>>22982084
Awh thanks! :) I'll probably have lots of exciting ideas for when I get back though!
>>22982328
Thanks! I hope you have more good days during the holidays.
>>22983897
making fun of me again >:(
>>22985385
https://clyp.it/3zstpwtq
just ramble and then bed soundss, nothing exciting happens. Mostly because I'm actually tired and will sleep now, zzzzz.
https://clyp.it/3zstpwtq
>>22985884
>tfw no gf to take afternoon naps with
>tfw you have 2 senile old cats that make an awful lot of noise
You make it bearable though.
It's not much, but I recorded Twas the Night Before Christmas Horribly a while ago and thought I'd post here, too.
It's sexy because I say breast har har.
http://chirb.it/nANw9q
Sorry my stuff always sounds so janky though...I end up having to stop my recordings pretty often because my laptop fan is a butt and a half.
Dumping some holiday-oriented scripts and ideas for anyone to do.
Wincest - Dick Cookies and Brother's Frosting (incest, bro/sis)
http://pastebin.com/fc9JSQvs
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)
http://pastebin.com/5WZ9NJEF
Script - A Loli For Christmas (ageplay, daddy play, anal)[GWA edit]
http://pastebin.com/TQTKRtwv
>note: this has the explicit ageplay removed
Script - Gingerbread-Person 'EAT ME!' (fantasy, foot fetish?, vore?, snuff, foodplay?, raceplay?, species-play?)
http://pastebin.com/2t6sxEZF
Plus some prompts for improving;
5 Christmas-Themed Prompts (age, femdom, religious, public, incest, impreg)
http://pastebin.com/ysT3HypS
>Santa's Logistics Elf Helper
>Sunday School Teacher
>The Wrong Gift
>Mrs Claus
>Mall Santa
>>22985650
http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
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>>22986087
>The Wrong Gift
That might have some potential. The other scrips are 2lewd4me.
>>22982282
Hey loligag that last improv was perfect! Can I request another one in the same vein? This time a naughty teacher that had a crush on her much younger student (male or female)
Requesting a horny biologist having sex with a tyranid or xenomorph, both of which would have human or greater intelligence in this scenario. Bonus points for implying it's an actual secret relationship.
>>22984830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cb6BS9dgKH
>>22986534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJypHaRkXf
I'm terrible please kill me.
so /soc/ i'm new here. I come from /adv/
How does FSA work? So we just make requests, and femanons record themselves masturbating and saying lewds?
>>22987699
Yep
Scroll up. We have a FAQ and stuff.
>make a pic related type thing for FSA at least two years ago
>make pic related as a sequel about a year ago
>remember it
>have the dumbest idea
>check to see if FSA still exists
>of course it does
>share idea
If I made a Lone Wolf knockoff gamebook pdf based on pic related, would anyone play through it (and record results, obviously)? On one hand, it would be hilarious, but on the other hand, you could probably do ten more popular requests in the time it would take. [spoiler]also if anybody wants to answer pic related on mic that would be fine, but not necessary, I'm mainly just doing a driveby to ask my question[/spoiler]
>>22987888
...I can't speak in rhyme for any sustained length of time. So if the game book requires bad verse, I'll ignore it in favor of something more perverse.
>>22987699
Basically. Or any other silly thing that seems fun. Enjoy your stay.
I keep going to write a daddy/daughter tf thing but I'm just not feeling it right now. Does anyone have a request for a scene or a scenario I could try writing up for someone?
>>22988205
Ollies got prompts here.>>22986087
I've got my Christmas Challenge prompts here.>>22973453
Dunno if you care or want to try your hand, but my very first script request for for a "Daddy Ageplay script with all the standard tropes" Try it your way. I did it like this>>22983513
>>22988185
No rhyming required, just some stamina and tolerance for nerd bullshit. Also, if you are who I think you are, I remember your glorious shining recording for this and it remains amazing (If you aren't, well, I'm sure you're also nice).
Ok, I'll probably start throwing it together at work. Hooray for night shift.
>>22988232
Some of those seem like fun but I don't know if I'm feeling festive enough to do another Christmas script right now.
>>22988436
Just sit down and write. Write whatever comes to mind and see what happens. Don't worry about organizing it, spelling words right or making it pretty for everyone. I bet you can find your fantasy that way. That's pretty much how I found "Facebook JOI" in which I channeled me at my creepiest and just went for it. Became such my personal favorite, that I used to pester everybody to do it.
Hey Femanons. I just made my first script. I hope i made it easy enough for you to read if you decide to do it. I think it would be fun! If there is anything you think would be too much, let me know and I'll change it.
http://pastebin.com/DW4Qmeqi
If you can make this happen. It would be the best /k/ristmas ever :)
- /k/
is it just me or does these threads move slower and have less performers than they used to? 2 years ago these threads would fill up with 400 posts in just a single day...
please dont tell me its dying, i like these threads too much for that to happen
>>22988890
It's strange time of year and we've had some derailment. Totals are down a little bit from 2 years ago, but not alarmingly. Lot's of colleges are on break, this Holiday is a mess for a lot of people and depression is rampant this time of year.
>>22987690
>even [that thing that I don't like]
>>22988890
Also, I'm the guy who decided to make these a permanent part of 4chan 3 years ago. By now, even if I died, I think FSA would toddle on, running on inertia alone.
>>22988913
>Holiday is a mess for a lot of people and depression is rampant this time of year.
no kidding. i could sue a little holiday, which i'd hoped this thread might provide (which it does but this month seems a little slow). hopefully things might get moving in a few hours when more people are around.
>>22988936
I love that unintentional typo.
>>22989033
i looked over it and face palmed. what i meant was "use a little holiday cheer". which i really could, i've felt bad the last two days.
>>22989059
Well all need it, and I have tried with the Christmas challenge and Eve has been doing what she does. I'll get to posting some of FSA's Christmas past when we get closer to the day.
>>22985884
You're adorable! I really like these rambles that you do. I hope you do more of them.
BUMP
>>22987690
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJypHaRkXf
>I'm terrible please kill me.
No you're not! You're amazing and we LOVE it!
I mean come on, girl-girl. There isn't a guy that ISN'T into that. And the fact that it's improvised yet once again...damn girl. You got it going ON!
Thanks so much for this. We all look forward to hearing more from you ;)
>>22988589
Bumping for this as well
>>22988589
Before I even try this, how do I pronounce the following words:
Geissele
Hoppes
AN/PVS-14s
exfil
>>22990068
type "how to pronounce --WORD--" in google. Forvo.com and howjasay.com are usually pretty good.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnzsnqQu4y
Like a poem, or sweet talk, or something
>////<
>>22990190
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnzsnqQu4y
>>22973518
See this?
Look at the Non-Sexual Section
We got poems
We got sweet talk
We got funny stuff
Have fun!
>>22990190
Or, since they were requested, these sweet talk selections>>22986331
>>22990068
Geissele- guy-sly
Hoppes- Hops
AN/PVS-14 - just say each letter so A-N-P-V-S 14
Exfil- just like it looks, ex-fill
Thanks :D
>>22990310
***correction on geisele
Say it like guys-ly not how I had it before
STAY BUMPED
Long day ends. Longer day starts tomorrow
>>22990190
The question for new boys are a lot better, maybe give them a try. http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Or, as VK pointed out, there's a big non-sexual section and some requests you might like~
