Jew connect thread
Hit up other people of the tribe:
>ASL
>Branch (Reform, Recon, Conservative, Orthodox)
>Tribe (if you know)
>favorite jew food
>contact info
My dad was born into a hardcore Jewish family, but I'm not Jewish. Can I play?
Jewish girls have the best asses
22/f/US
Raised reform, currently belong to a conservative synagogue, I'm somewhere in between I think
No idea what tribe, my family is Ashkenazi
Kugel
>pic is a kugel I made
I feel like I need to fuck a jewish girl (I'm not jewish)
>>24006439
would you like to be my gf?
>>24006477
Lol why
Mom's jewish
Wasnt raised jewish
Technically jewish
Im hispanic jewish
Minority fuck with none of the misplaced jewish guilt
University education
Bring me home to jewish mom
>>24006582
Need a jew gf to get my parents off my back
we can have as many kids as you like
>ASL
21, M, Philly
>Branch (Reform, Recon, Conservative, Orthodox)
Reform
>Tribe (if you know)
Levite
>favorite jew food
rugalah
>contact info
kik is phillyyaks
>>24006601
eyyyy you're like halfway to ethiopian jew
>>24006439
with or without apples/cinnamon though?
>>24007037
>many kids
Poor lower class detected
>>24007112
ha
>>24007102
Who needs apples when here's already pineapple in it?
And of course there's cinnamon
>>24007155
ooh that sounds amazing
>>24005615
22/F/CT
Recon
Ashkenazim
salmon
All four of my grandparents died in the Holocaust.
>tfw jewish only on father's side, not mother's
>don't practice it at all in the slightest
>look jewish as fuck
>tfw a beautiful jewish girl starts working at your work with beautiful ethnic face, thick brown wavy jew hair, thick as fuck, etc and she's from jersey so she has a fuckin attitude
>tfw she would never even consider you for anything because you're ugly and also weird and autistic
>>24007559
well shit
Hey you're a badass then.
also for thread: post some contact info
>>24007654
You can't both "look jewish" and look ugly. If you have what someone refers to as traditional jewish looks, those are considered attractive.
>>24008047
No, they are not. Jews are some of the ugliest people on the planet. I suppose it has a lot to do with those groid genes. The only good looking Jews are the ones that don't even look Jewish.
>>24008553
Being this wrong.
This thread is now about hot Jewish women.
>>24008588
>>24008588
It seems as though shekelstein doesn't know what a Jew looks like. The only good looking Jews are those who bred with Europeans. Your sandnigger genetics are shit tier.
>>24008588
i love jew girls so hard
>>24008588
>>24008596
Hot damn saving for future entertainment
bump though
none of y'all have hit me up
lets keep this going
20/f here
I'm not jewish (my oma/opa were roman catholic) but I look jewish (curly brown hair) and my last name is the most stereotypical jewish name EVER. everyone assumes I'm jewish. most guys I date are shocked when I say I don't celebrate hanukkah. people call me jewess all the fucking time.
I'm "too jewish" for gentiles and not jewish enough for actual jewish guys who want to impress their parents
>why go on
Oy Vey what's going on in this thread fellow chosen people
>>24009258
wanna convert bb?
>>24009660
>>24009635
>>24009305
Even Dr. Seuss couldnt make up a word to describe how stupid you seem here
בובספוג מכנסמרובע
ASL
18/m/Israel
>Branch (Reform, Recon, Conservative, Orthodox)
Non beliver
>Tribe (if you know)
Zebulun
>favorite jew food
None
>contact info
Skype: eran1007
>>24009728
I love lox bagels so I may as well convert, so yeah.
It's no surprise that guys generally find jewish girls attractive.
The girl above is just an example.
I'm not saying I'm the most attractive person out there, and definitely not the most attractive jewish person, but despite that I am still more attractive than average (and I don't need that confirmation from this thread).
What can I do to land a jewish girl?
>>24005615
> 25/m/585
> Somewhere between reform and not practicing
> Sephardi/Ashkenazi
> matzah brei
> kik: OrcasSuck
Also doing birthright at the end of July. Anyone else?
>>24009964
so post your info
bump
GTKWRN
>>24008588
>>24008596
Looks good from the neck down, top tier tits, good donkey ass, would fuck all the time if no one finds out
Is that a tattoo though?
>>24011174
some tats are ok in the talmud
must know it is part of you in your heart, not frivolous, not in accordance to other religions or deities and such
>>24011220
the more you know. thanks m8
>>24009258
I'm a male version of this. hair is curly af, people tell me I "look jewish" all the time, dad is a lawyer and I'm a psychiatrist. have actually thought about converting
what's your last name btw
>>24011325
weary about posting my last name on soc but it's a pretty generic name and I haven't posted any other concrete info so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it's stein. nice to know I'm not the only one who wants to convert for those reasons!
>>24011411
that IS pretty jewish
mine is up there too as a jewy name
its great
>>24011415
bumping for posterity
