/erpg/ - Erotic Role Playing General - "Not letting this thread disappear for another two weeks" edition
This is a thread for Erotic Roleplaying, focusing more on the literature aspect, so if you wanna go do some KIK, snapchat or whatever the fuck /soc/ normies use, THIS IS NOT THE THREAD for you. This thread is for e̶l̶i̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶a̶g̶g̶o̶t̶s̶, we mostly do our Roleplaying via f-list because its popular and easy to use or whatever.
Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
>>24000215
Who else enjoys ERP that doesn't include explicit sex? Getting fondled, sexy outfits, the chance of slavery as a bad end, etc?
>>24000232
I love that kind of stuff very much, but finding the right person for it is a rarity
Bit early, isn't it?
Also, I love scenes like in that image. I wish there were more female characters who were into that, but also I wish I was more motivated to do that, since I have like four characters for that scenario. Then again, there are very few good nerd characters to rape.
>>24000258
What's the difficulty in finding the right person?
What sort of story/themes do you like for that kind of ERP?
>>24000272
Bump limit was reached on that last one, I'm keeping it alive.
>>24000281
Finding someone who doesn't want to have explicit sex can be extremely difficult, the other kinks are pretty easy to find though.
For the type of RP you're looking for, maybe use a setting where one character is in a position of authority over the other? Throw in some blackmailing and I think it'd be pretty neat.
>DO A THING
>PARTNER FALLS ASLEEP
>TRY TO DO ANOTHER THING YESTERDAY
>F-LIST DIES MID-REPLY
>TRY TO DO ANOTHER THING TODAY
>F-LIST DIES MID-REPLY
IS IT A SIGN? SHOULD I JUST GIVE UP?
>>24000348
Just play with me Anon.
>>24000341
>Bump limit was reached on that last one, I'm keeping it alive.
Yeah, but this is /soc/, so we'll barely be on page 8 by tomorrow.
>F-List Dot Net @FListDotnet now
>Yes, we know the site's down. Investigating the cause.
RIP
>>24000341
>maybe use a setting where one character is in a position of authority over the other? Throw in some blackmailing
What a coincidence, I happen to be a sub who enjoys blackmail. What plots, settings and scenarios do you like?
>>24000381
I'm usually an affectionate-yet-forceful dom myself whether male or female, but when I sub it's for those types of scenarios.
For instance I have a gundam-related RP where I'm an ace pilot coming out of the academy and I found myself in the good graces of a certain woman in power. After luring him in, she used her authority to increase my character's standing in the military almost immediately, though she made veiled threats, forcing him to obey her every whim if he wished to maintain said standing. It's pretty hot and heavy between us on those characters and our other characters' RPs too.
CD who loves this sort of thing, especially sc-fi or fantasy signing in
>>24000548
>CD
Why does this matter?
>>24000586
I think they're trying to say "I like being a crossdressing character in some kind of science fiction or fantasy setting, is anyone interested in that kind of thing?"
>>24000548
Plenty of people are interested in that kind of thing, though you'd really need to make a profile and give us more information on what kind of space faggot you are. Or even what kind of crossdressing we're talking about. Skintight space suits that show off your effeminate figure? Miniskirt uniforms? Princess of Mars/Slave Leia type get ups?
And who are you into? Aliens? Manly men and space pirates? Colonial princesses? A genre and a vague gender aren't really much to go on.
>>24000619
They're really trying to say that they're a CD-ROMkin
>>24000674
That pikachu looks like he either wants to die or is about to cast Thundershock.
Why do the people of F-Chat think I'm going to click their three dozen imgur links?
>>24000691
Because those imgur links are porn. That's why I click them.
>>24000691
You mean you don't need photographic evidence of the black shemale bitchbreaker's megacock and all the sluts she (or rather the pornstar she's based on) has facefucked into drooling submission, in order to convince you of what she is rolewise? You can actually figure that out on your own, without assistance?
Weird.
>>24000702
A lot of the profiles I see with a ton of imgur links are "I'll play this girl" or canon characters.
But I don't complain about porn, so I've really never been bothered by it, except for the ones who don't bother using [url] tags. I like porn, but I'm not going to highlight and right click and open in new tab and then click back to the first tab to see the rest.
But if I can just middle click like fifty of them open at a time? I'm fine with that.
Hell, I'd link porn on my profiles if I weren't lazy.
I actually find it weird that people are complaining about porn links.
>>24000715
I think it's because they're here for the wordfucking, not porn which they could just as easily find for themselves on Google if they wanted it.
>>24000723
Iunno. Pictures help. No pictures on your profile is a death sentence.
Most of those profiles with a dozen imgur links are from before we could have 50 images. Or, for some people, are scene ideas and not "this is my character" pictures, and want to keep the two separate.
>Accidentally google ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d instead of copying it
>Find this http://pastebin.com/r8D7HHKq
Haha. That was a weird day.
>>24000884
What I took away from that was mostly names I hadn't seen in a long while, like Vanessa de Graaf.
>>24001013
I feel like she was on like a week ago. She's online like right now, though probably on a different character.
>>24001013
If you want to hit them up, you can just note them anytime.
Speaking of faces, where's Lili gone to? I don't think I've seen her around since my power was out.
>tfw you want to play as your joke characters but no one actually wants to/can think of a way to fuck them.
https://www.f-list.net/c/zeta-chan/
>>24001065
I assume she outright left.
>>24001024
I don't want to hit them up, I just thought I hadn't seen them in a while. It doesn't matter now anyway.
>>24000715
I'm not complaining about porn nearly as much as I am complaining about ads where people expect me to click 50 porn links in lieu of just explaining what they're looking for. Especially when most of them are just links to generic sex scenes.
>>24001168
If you want to talk to them and not do sex, notes are the best option
> send notes just to see if people are interested
> no reply
Are these people the popular kids or something?
>>24001092
...I would actually love to Gundamjack Zeta-chan sometime. Don't let the No fool you, it's just a personality flavor.
https://www.f-list.net/c/reinhart%20schmitzer/
>>24001366
Eh, I wouldn't think anything of it. Sometimes people are busy and they've either not logged in in a while or they saw the note and put it off to respond to later only to forget. That kind of thing happens.
>>24001411
[spoiler]Truth be told I was playing with you earlier on a different profile but then I had to poof for a few days because of work and I haven't been online the same time as you since.[/spoiler]
>>24001065
I'm pretty sure I saw Lili around briefly since then, I recall her asking if Syia was gone or had only deleted her character, so it must have been recent.
>>24001439
No problem! I'm still up for continuing sometime if you are. Just shoot me a note whenever you're up for it, I've mostly been on my main character almost nonstop during the afternoon and evening these past few weeks thanks to one partner of mine.
>>24001480
I want to brush Kudelia's hair/
>>24000215
>No link to f-list or f-chat
At least you actually mentioned it by name this time.
>>24001092
>Several times now I've gotten bites for my unconventional character that started off as a joke and then schedules/motivation/other thing shave conspired to keep it from concluding
One day. One day soon, maybe, I've got a good line going so long as I can just scrounge up the TIME.
>>24001366
You put more effort into your note than 'hi' or 'Ooh, we should do something!', right? Notes are fickle enough as a baseline, but it's really easy to just not bother at that level of things. Especially since you'll often run into people on f-list who take any sort of response at all as 'yes I am very excited please continue talking to me'
May as well put up my chaotic cutie here while I'm working on a different profile.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/cassidy%20izal/
>Adventuring Agent of Chaos
>No, not the edgelord kind of chaos
>Life's more interesting when you disregard silly laws like physics and whatever rules the local Lord has set up!
>It's even more fun getting 'punished' for it with a night in the stockades. Or a Knight between your legs.
>>24001065
Have you tried canvassing the neighborhood with "Lost Puppy" signs?
>>24003120
Cute.
>Herm character got cursed by some bitch
>Stuck with a tiny hairtrigger cock for months
>Get teased like crazy for it and looked as like a joke
>Curse finally wears off
>People still don't take me seriously
I'm RUINED
>>24003570
Maybe don't do profile play if you don't want to be teased over your profile play?
>>24003575
I thought it'd go away though, I didn't know I'd be permanently stigmatized
>>24003583
If you make a big change to a profile and it becomes a semi-permanent deal for a few MONTHS guess what? It's sticking with you.
>>24003570
>>24003583
... Why would you expect differently?
Just permavore that character, because you're never getting your epeen back.
F-List down for anyone else?
>>24004129
Yep. Just give it two minutes or so.
>Finally get to playing with someone you've been talking to for weeks
>Get distracted halfway through it
>Site goes down
>Agree to do a scene over notes with someone
>Everything goes well for a while
>Completely forget they exist for about a week
>No replies since
Literally all my scenes get cut short because I'm retarded and have the attention span of a small child or because life decides to pull me away and force me to go act like a real adult.
Any of you folks been in need of a firm-handed dom?
I guess I'll just dump this here, too.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/lydia%20dhanver
Seeking for older, human males for a small Dom / big sub dynamic with a vampire. The plot would consist on your character being gifted as some sort of pet to a vampire for her to feed off and use as she pleases. Send a note if interested.
https://www.f-list.net/c/unsuspecting%20dragons
Bully the dragon please.
>>24004998
I don't want to play with you (and I'm not sure how I would) but some of your images are the right type of lewd (though they could be lewder).
Assuming I don't get distracted, I'll give you a bunch of images I've got.
[23:51] Burgundy: Can we stop talking about it?
[23:51] Burgundy: They didn't do anything.
[23:51] Burgundy: They just showed up here and thanked someone.
[23:51] Burgundy: Stop making it a big deal.
[23:51] The-Necromancer: But I always insult people's profilesI'm going to bed anyway.
"Can we not be shitty to people?" Said the rational person.
"But I'm always shitty to people," said the Rory.
>>24005207
>posting logs without permission
B-but that's against the rules anon-kun!
>>24005207
I don't like the guy and even I'm amazed that you're still wasting time obsessing over him.
>>24005207
No one cares. Stop trying to start drama.
>>24005240
Technically it was public. The first bit was in strike out, and mostly I was complaining about a shitty "breed out the whites with our muslim seed" tumblr that conflates Arabs and Africans.
If nothing else, the profile is definitely the kind of thing I'm going to have to keep an eye on if they stick around.
Hey guys!
I want to get into ERP, except I'm looking for more formal and structured systems.
I.E. something akin to a D&D game, except moments for sexytimes.
Basically, I just want to partake in a cyberpunk roleplaying game like Shadowrun, except more kinky and sexually focused.
Essentially Eclipse Phase, WITH "magical realm."
Can you guys give me any advice here?
Do you guys know any good games or have any groups like that?
If that's not a thing, do you guys have any recommendations which you think can scratch that itch?
>>24005407
I dont think anythings running right now. Go to the /tg/ Shadowrun or /tg/ Eclipse Phase rooms on F-List.
Enjoy!
I used to be really into ERP, but then everyone was like 'sure, I'll RP with you, but only if I can be a 14-foot tall amazon with three cocks, each two meters long and my jizz turns everyone who touches it into a horny pre-teen futa bimbo who can't stop farting'. And more power to you if that's your bag, but come on.
>>24005414
Bad hand. Feel free to try again.
>>24005407
>Eclipse Phase, WITH "magical realm."
So Eclipse Phase with Eclipse Phase
Making an F-List account now.
Quick question- is each account a character, or can I have multiple characters on an account?
I don't know how this system works and I'm anxious about choosing a username.
>>24005436
I only ever played Eclipse Phase in person, so everyone did their best to not make things weird.
But yeah, essentially I want to let things run their natural course this time.
>>24005438
The account is something only you see. Each account can have multiple profiles, none of which nee to be connected to one another.
Username is irrelevant, profile names are what matter
>>24005438
You can have (I tihnk) 150 different profiles per account.
Your account name is never seen by anyone (except maybe mods maybe? idk)
By default, all your profiles are completely unlinked form each other, so that to someone else viewing them, there'd be no system notification that they belonged to one person (what you actually put in the profile can give it away though), but you can have selected other profiles show up as linked to each other.
>>24005438
You can have like 50 or something characters per account.
>>24005443
http://piratepad.net/56fVRpNzKj
>>24005462
What the fuck am I even reading
>>24005476
Art.
>>24005595
art was a mistake
Just going to leave this here in hopes of finding a roleplaying buddy/group.
As I stated earlier, I really want something cyberpunk.
I like the idea of hedonistic and broken societies.
Prostitution/Promiscuity are pretty big fetishes for me and I think cyberpunk works well for this.
I'm interested in playing a tomboyish slut/whore who's a bit dominant.
I don't necessarily want the roleplaying to be entirely sexual, but options which allow for sexual solutions would be cool.
I.E. fucking a guy as a distraction for the rest of the party.
Additionally, I'm big on on the punk rock aesthetic. My character will have short hair and wear leather jackets.
Some of the finer details I'm lost on since I want to understand the group or individual I will be roleplaying with first.
Being able to understand the setting and other characters will allow me to further develop my character in a way which allows me to take my fetishes and preferences and refine them in the context of the roleplay.
I want to make sure whatever I make fits within the context of the game.
Also, I'm happy to fill in depending on what fetishes/roles people are looking for.
I am entirely willing to play a futa as I think it could be fitting to this character idea if people were interested in that.
Here's my F-List profile. Maybe it will be able to give a better idea of what I'm going for with this.
https://www.f-list.net/c/jackie%20kalligan
Any advice as far as communities to look into would be welcome.
I wish I had a more concrete character for now, but like I said, I need to find what the base world/setting/group will be first.
>>24005920
On F-List, click Chat and then Chat 2.0. Once in there, you can find a room by clicking on the 9 dots.
You'll want to look at the private rooms. Specifically the /tg/ rooms based on tabletop RPGs. I'm sure you will find people on there!
>>24006066
Yup, did so.
Already found one game I'm going to check out and shadow, but still looking around for the right group.
Wanted to throw this out here as well in case anyone in the the thread would be interested though.
Thanks for the advice and help so far though!
>when regulars from /erpg/ start popping up one by one in /erp/
Man, if only I lurked there to know whether or not they've left or are just talking in other rooms too now.
>>24006253
Plenty of them are in both rooms. Frankly I can't say that sits well with me, since /erp/ really is a massive shitposting room, but as long as people don't cause drama, I don't care where else they lurk.
Is anyone into sci-fi or post-apoc stuff? I usually play female characters. I'm also a newbie to ERP though.
>>24006753
They don't seem quite as common as fantasy or modern fantasy, but there are definitely sci-fi and post-apoc characters around.
>>24006672
How misinformed can you be?
>>24006762
I was in the room before they realized it and banned me. Let's chalk this up to you and I having *very* different opinions on what shitposting is.
>>24006753
Scifi seems to get the least attention since no one can agree on what kind of scifi. For fantasy stuff, there's at least a very unified sense of what fantasy "is"; i.e. you'll get a general vague D&D sort of thing. Even though D&D has a ton of varied settings, you can be sure everyone knows what elves and dwarves are like, and those generally stay the same across settings. Science Fiction by its nature doesn't really have those kind of familiar tropes (or even familiar faces; no races to google, because those are proprietary and not shared between any settings the way the public domain things are).
Scifi also has the Hard/Soft divide. Fantasy has Low/High, but for the most part a low fantasy character can exist in a high fantasy setting and vice versa without much friction, especially when all you're doing is bumping uglies. With scifi, things like what technology can do and how long travel times are is a bit more important. Then there are the different subgenres. Cyberpunk is very different from space opera is very different from Wagon Train to the Stars.
tl;dr: What >>24006758 said. Best you tend to get is people using existing settings, like Star Wars, Star Trek, Mass Effect, and so on.
Post-Apocalypse is easier, since there are existing settings to choose from. You can just make a character for or inspired by things like Resident Evil, Walking Dead, Fallout, or Wasteland.
>>24006829
>[10:39] System: Channel bans for /erp/ Lounge: ultimate junko, myron gaines, melissa mushcorp, bane, queen shlyukha, jezebel miho, based, tuplet, danalia, brittany fujiwara, forbiddenlove, jezebel mihgo, danalia the elf
Sadly, you arn't. Absolutly terrible place though, mods let you post news articles from anywhere (be it breitbart or the gaurdian) so long as you don't bitch about where they are from, and run a clean place. There's no fighting, and everyone (including all two of the mods) are respectable.
Dear god, it's like /pol/ made a room or something.
>>24006895
Oh, I thought you meant the other /erp/. I forgot about that one. Although you don't exactly have anything to worry about, there's not some "invasion", there's just plenty of overlap between posters. I don't really keep tabs on it, but there has been for a while. I know Red uses that channel.
This thread, like all threads, was a mistake.
>>24006968
There has to be a way to make /erpg/ great again.
>>24007007
https://youtu.be/Jz8c17upEwM
?
>>24007007
The only way to do that is to fuck more hot Tiefling girls, stat.
>>24006895
>Danalia the Elf
Ugh. I miss her so much. 4 out of the 10 hottest scenes I've ever done were with her.
>>24007204
Yeah, but Fai is the worst person imaginable and actively despises all of his partners. How hot can a scene be to put up with the OOC?
>>24007416
http://pastebin.com/u/Faized
>>24007416
Fais situation just blows altogether. From what I have seen about them, they arn't too unpleasent at all.
>>24007461
Fai is an incredibly unpleasant person, and has the bitchbreaker attitude even out of character. He's repeatedly given bad advice to people, encouraging the cum and run and just putting people on ignore instead of actually explaining things like a rational adult. He looks down on most of his RP partners, thinks highly of himself, and essentially has the personality most people treat me as having.
>>24007443
I randomly clicked on one and it's exactly the kind of "more words must mean I'm better at roleplaying" stuff that I hate.
>>24007471
pls
>>24007471
>just putting people on ignore instead of actually explaining things like a rational adult
It must really burn you when people don't allow you to continue arguing.
>>24007487
We get it, you hate me. What I mean is that instead of Fai saying "this isn't something I'm interested in anymore" or "you're being too insistent with me", he'll put people on ignore. Fai is the kind of person who leads to people filling their kink list with bitchy Nos.
This is dumb and stupid, look at hot Tiefling girls instead.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Abbey%20Renshaw
>>24007508
You're a filthy Protestant whore.
>>24007514
REEEEEEEE PAPIST GET OUT OF MY THREAD
>>24007527
And here we see the Hellspawn filth in her natural habitat, casting off her pretenses of devotion to God and indulging in debauched carnal desires to lead men to Perdition.
Female Orc adventurer
Mostly interested in risk of pregnancy plays
Massiv WIP
https://www.f-list.net/c/bazoga%20the%20orc/
>>24007736
>((Hey! I'm new here so sorry that my profile is a little empty :S But i will be updating my profile and kinks as I go :D))
>Last updated: 6mo, 2w, 5d ago
Is it really a work "in progress" at that point?
Also, I don't think I've seen many submissive orcs. Well, female orcs. Femboys are sluts
>>24007471
Oh hey look who's making drama!
Comission from a close friend. Going to be fixing up and publicizing his profile. PM me if you want his details, I can prob get you a discount.
No, he doesn't do porn.
>>24008793
Huh. Didn't upload?
>>24007564
None of those hellspawn look like me you dolt!
https://www.f-list.net/c/Crimson%20Matoi
Anyone want to share in my newly gained curse? You won't regret it~
>>24008797
If you can get me a discount where your friend pays me to ruin my caharcter, then sure.
>>24009216
I don't think he does that.
Anyone want to get fucked by a ghost?
>>24008793
We don't even know who you are.
>>24009001
You all look the same.
>>24009232
I think he's demeaning your friend's talent.
>>24009836
I too have a ghost.
>>24010147
Yes you do.
You have one, but I bet you have zero plans to use it.
>>24010147
I'm afraid I don't have a link to share yet, but do you have one for your ghost?
>>24011346
Oh, no, Bunchacrunch was right. I've got like zero plans to play it.
Well, that's not quite true, but I made it when I was feeling good and that of course was fleeting.
But I did get the name Sadako Yamamura.
>>24011462
Rory, rp with your characters you massive fucking slut.
>Either overwhelmed with 10+ people messaging me at once or can't get a single bite
>>24011619
I'll have you know I'm the most pure, you degenerate whore in clerical garb.
>>24011462
Damn.
Never done this before, but I've done lots of not-erotic role-playing and written plenty of erotic short stories, so Imma give it a shot.
Do you guys think I should start by just looking around that f-list site for a bit to get a feel for it? Also, any tips?
>>24012296
>Also, any tips?
Find a partner here or on /erp/.
>>24012433
Should I bumble through making a character first and lead with that? I notice fewer profiles in this thread than I expected.
>>24012487
We can sometimes get hesitant about posting profiles. This is after all an anonymous image board, and most of us want to stay anonymous.
I'd post profiles, but I'm not really looking for play.
>>24012487
Profiles are the only way to interact with people on f-list, you can't do anything with just an account, so yes.
>>24012561
Personally I'm just not really looking for anything new at this point, so advertising is mostly pointless
>>24012487
That's just because posters ITT are lazy and dull. Post a profile in case a few (or a few lurkers) aren't, or post on /erp/ where there are profiles posted all the time, or both.
>>24012685
Also we've all seen most everyone's profiles already, and there's so little new blood that there's no sense in repeating what everyone already knows.
>>24012766
Really makes you wonder why we bother
>>24012766
So get fresh blood?
So I always lurk /soc/, and these threads remind me of doing roleplay back in AOL chatrooms 10 years or so ago. Are these anything like that?
>>24012854
Yes, but not as bad. You play as fantasy characters, usually make a profile and try to hook up with people.
Join us @ Flist.net!
>>24012868
So I made an account, now what?
>>24012885
Click chat, click chat 2.0, click the icon with the 9 dots! I recomend any of the rooms in brackets like /tg/chat.
Except 4chan /erpg/, although if you hate yourself then I can't think of a better place to go!
>>24012891
Hmm it's not letting me log in. Every time I try to select from the drop down, nothing comes up.
>>24012909
You need to create a 'character'. You can make it as mary sue as you want, or just reserve a name used to identify you. Its all up to you!
>>24012909
You need to make a character profile first- the account is just a login that you use to access all of the profiles you make
>>24012931
>>24012934
Got it, just made one. Wow, there's a lot of different fetishes...How do I enter the chatroom? Tried double clicking.
>>24012939
Click Chat, then F-Chat 2.0 Webclient. Just click once on the room once it is selected, then go to the main tab.
People will tend to approach a profile thats best laid out. A generic profile is more for getting your feet wet and asking people (rather, those who RP at least) if they want to do something. Don't feel down if they say no.
>>24012949
I think I'll just go into a few rooms for now and see how they play out before I try anything. Thanks for the help!
>Been playing on and off for literally three years now
>Keep making characters and writing up their profiles
>Takes like a week to write the profile
>Another week to get myself pumped up to start integrating with the community
>No one is ever around my timezone, live with people can't type-fuck all day gotta be at night
>No one ever interests me, or people want something too niche while I just want general vanilla shit with a small amount of fetish play
>End up fading away for months/years
>Start it all over again
Fucking KILL me. I'm doing it again, I've only ever played like five times with like only three of them being good.
I've been trying to get somebody to rp with this character for the last couple of months on tumblr and forums, so finally moving her onto F-list hoping i'll have better luck there.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/julia%20bouchard/
https://www.f-list.net/c/kantrilla/
Posting my profile I've started working on again. I adore the character so I'd like to do more utilizing her.
>>24012868
>>24012854
"Fantasy" as in "not yourself". You could be from any genre, including mundane real world stuff. "Professional dominant" is eye-rollingly common.
>>24012891
Bunchacrunch, didn't you keep telling me that I should leave because the survey said I should? Aren't you ignoring the survey now?
>>24012939
You don't need to select all of the fetishes. In fact, select only the ones you really care about (or use only custom fetishes to put them into your own words, which is always a better idea).
>>24012954
type "/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d" and you'll be taken to the thread's room. We can give you more hands on advice there. Starting out with a generic profile that isn't something you plan to keep is a perfectly fine way of doing things.
>>24013005
I've made two MtG canon waifu profiles this week (Gisa and Tamiyo), fixed up two of my existing ones (Liliana and Nahiri), and have plans for a fifth (Drana, or at least a Zendikar vamp).
>>24013093
>For further details, refer to the image section. (Warning: NSFW content)
You don't say!
Also, really good looking profile for a newbie. You'll definitely want some customs, though.
>>24013101
Of all the character sheets you could have, wouldn't Maid RPG be more appropriate? Also, a 5e sheet seems deceptively simple.
>>24013568
It's not the thread's room. Half the thread hates the room, the whole room hates the thread. Quit shilling your shitshow.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Natalie-Bree
My character is a morph that can morph into any form or creature
Msg me on f-list or my kik: nsbell6890
>>24013568
hurr durr its a poll not a survey. Also: I actively encouraged people to vote yes, and the two no options were actually winning until I encouraged some of my friends to vote yes. Stop being so autistic.
>All the literature RPers want some weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish
>All the RPers open for more vanilla things are illiterate inbred retards who would just spam "u got kik?" if they thought they could get away with it
Kill me now
>>24013696
What exactly counts as "vanilla" to you?
I'll be honest, whenever someone complains that they can't get "vanilla" play--especially when they say "everyone else has weird fetishes"--I tend to assume that they want really boring scenes.
What interesting vanilla scenes are you looking for? What is your profile and how do you draw people in? What do you feel is a "weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish" that's preventing you from playing with those literate RPers?
>>24007796
>Also, I don't think I've seen many submissive orcs. Well, female orcs.
https://www.f-list.net/c/runna%20spirit-caller
Best orc.
Strongest, smartest, etc.
>tfw making magic characters even though you don't like canons
"Gathering Magics" may be my largest /erpg/ folder other than "Makoto".
>>24013911
I forgot you were an orc. All I see is a green whooooore.
>>24013928
You lookin' in mirror, gone green with envy. Pinkies always feeling that way, it's a terrible burden for us to be the only civilized peoples.
>>24013696
I'd get back into F-List if I could play a female character and not get spammed with requests for Freaky-As Shit (all capitals required) or play a male character and actually get some vanilla.
[spoiler]It really is strange how many female adventurers want to get raped.[/spoiler]
>>24013972
>I'll be honest, whenever someone complains that they can't get "vanilla" play--especially when they say "everyone else has weird fetishes"--I tend to assume that they want really boring scenes.
>What interesting vanilla scenes are you looking for? What is your profile and how do you draw people in? What do you feel is a "weird ass oddly specific special snowflake fetish" that's preventing you from playing with those literate RPers?
>its 3am and and still can't fall asleep
>I have work in 4 hours and I still haven't slept at all.
Someone please kill me
>>24014007
Whenever I play a male character, it seems impossible to find a female human(oid) for anything other than rape, which just gets annoying because you have to make domineering assholes who want to rape people to get any play.
Whenever I play a female character, it's always either futa (which I can give a pass, but it gets old) or absurdly large dick size/cum amount, (usually both) the second of which is just mood-killing to read.
If I had to pick a special snowflake fetish to kick besides anthro, it would either be retarded proportions or scat, which I just can't do at all.
>Finally finds somebody to rp with
>Self-described 60 yo dirty old perv
>>24015346
That seems like an odd thing to bring up out of the blue.
>>24015352
It's literally his profile description. I asked him what about his characters, he said he doesn't have any and just makes up them as he goes.
Sounds so lazy, plus the fact that I can't judge his skills by what he's wrote on the profile or know if out kinks match up, so I just fled
>https://www.f-list.net/c/DirtyOldPerv
>>24015368
"I'll make it up as we go along" or "can be anything!" are very meh signs to me.
>>24015868
"anything" might as well be "nothing".
>>24015896
but how can eyes be real if mirrors aren't real, Jayden?
Where do you guys play, usually?
Any good place to start?
>>24016132
f-list, its a den of shit and villainy, but sometimes it turns out alright. Make a character and head on down to /tg/ to join the fun.
>>24016132
I'm a filthy casual who usually plays as a Fire Emblem Canon character. F-list's FE community is surprisingly chill and fun to play with provided you can spot and avoid the obvious retards.
Other than that, there are the /tg/ sub rooms which are mostly filled with really cool people. [spoiler]/tg/ Bottle Room is god teir, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. They clearly don't have a clue what they are talking about.[/spoiler]
>>24016281
I thought the Bottle Room was dead. Did Eilie returning bring it back to life or something?
>>24016320
I wasn't aware that Eilie was back actually :v
Bottle Room springs to life maybe twice a week during the evenings from what I can tell. I would join in on the fun but I have a job so I can't stay and play with them for extended periods of time. The people there are super rad though, lots of long time /tg/ folk in there.
>>24016320
>>24016356
Eilie has left that community entirely. The current owner is also fully absentee and that cunty B-Cell bot is the one operating in bottle. It's not what it used to be, but it still comes to life once in a while.
>>24016547
>Eilie has left that community entirely
?
https://www.f-list.net/c/eilie
She came back a few months ago.
>>24016553
She's left Bottle.
>>24016547
>cunty B-Cell bot
Will it ever work reliably? I see some folks still using it, I just gave up on it altogether.
>>24016571
Not really, especially since the owner treats it like an actual child and goes into a depressed rage if people give her credible feedback.
>>24016571
>>24016580
I don't like Puffy, but I don't really see the problem with B-Cell, other than the fact that Puffy doesn't at all care about ease of use for anyone other than herself. Even then, she'll implement new dice types for different games if you ask her.
Plus, she hates me but doesn't mind letting B-Cell be in my room, while Eilie once said I was lucky she didn't blacklist my room if I were still mod, and we all know how that turned out. I hate having to switch to my owner profile and invite Robutt.
>>24016606
Passing the torch to Ivan was one of your few smarter moves. Didn't you also say that the only reason Puffy is still in your hugbox is because he'd prob just not let you use his bot anymore?
>>24016606
>I don't really see the problem with B-Cell
That it stops working, seemingly at random, is a problem. Even when the exact same command is used twice!
Though come to think of it, telling Puffy to fuck off and calling her bot shitty probably got me blacklisted so it might be that.
>>24016606
B-Cell is an ineffective chatbot and her owner does incredibly petty things.
Eilie said you were LUCKY she didn't blacklist your room. Meaning she wasn't going to do so. You took it as a mortal threat and a chance to play the victim card you love so dearly. Nothing more than that. Grow the fuck up.
>>24016623
>Meaning she wasn't going to do so
What. "You're lucky I didn't do [thing] to you" is pretty unambiguously a passive-aggressive jab implying that they were going to do it and you should be thankful that they didn't.
Also shut up.
>>24016629
So, thankful they didn't. Meaning they weren't going to. Yep, sounds about right to me.
Why does nobody post profiles here? /erp/ is small and slow too but loads of profiles get posted.
>>24016809
Everyone has already seen everyone else's profiles. Which I guess sucks for relative newcomers.
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilya%20kirov
New character, tall asshole Russian EVA pilot.
Profile isn't exactly finished, but there's some substance there for now. Will probably do some customs when I get back from watching some fireworks. Ilya's basically intended to be rape-y and abuse-y to fellow pilots, throwing around his large size and choking them out with his mechanical arm.
>>24016809
I don't like posting my profiles because the majority of them are shit. That and because I like being a Non E-moose
That being said I repost the same images over and over again so if somoene wanted to scour the archive, it wouldn't be that hard to find out who I am.
>>24016822
And for old hands who would be happy to roleplay with the newcomers.
>>24016853
Is there even an archive for /soc/?
>>24016921
last I checked fgts.jp was the archive, its seems to be down more often than it is up though.
>>24016921
Welp, hopefully tonight I am going to be finishing up a profile of mine. Old Exalted character, young abyssal with type-A personality traits. Good with his hands, insecure as hell. I posted art of him earlier.
And yes, unlike some people I actually plan to use him.
>>24016615
Ivan hasn't banned you, so clearly it wasn't a smart enough move. Puffy isn't even in the room anymore. After the most pedantic fucking argument she decided that I was "too stupid to deal with".
The argument was over whether my profile should be named "Onryou" or "Onryo".
>>24016617
I've never really had that problem. I feel like if Puffy was going to do that, Makoto Inoue wouldn't be able to use the commands. I mean, I've repeatedly called Puffy a cunt.
>>24016623
>>24016648
It's a pretty shitty thing to do, and whether she would have or not, I gave ownership over. You can't really argue it wasn't petty and vindictive. If nothing else, she still let it happen and seemed pretty pleased by getting her way.
>>24016809
Everyone has seen each other's profiles, and most of us who want play already have it. Newbies also kind of get discouraged because we tend to argue. if you have a profile, though, feel free to link it. It might also help that /erp/, slow and equally if not moreso bitchy, is also completely anonymous while this is semi-anonymous.
>>24016826
You actually went through with it?
I fucking hated v3 way too much. That book is a fucking mess.
Also
>Using Gundam art
Eva and Gundam are like so different...
>>24016949
You keep taking needless jabs at me.
I don't think anyone in this thread actually wants to play with your Abyssal.
>>24016959
Not true. He banned us both for ten minutes when we woulden't shut the fuck up about feminism.
According to him, you also complained about it until well after your ban was over. Meanwhile, I just sat on my hands and said "Well, He did warn us..."
>>24016959
Shitty and vindictive like you telling people they're lucky you don't get on your mod profile and ban them? Or lucky you let them in the room if they don't agree with your ideals? Look in the fucking mirror.
>>24016959
>Gundam art
Thats the Wildwurger not a gundam you dork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2AkrUk3BY
>Hear fireworks
Oh right, it's 4th of July. It's been so dreary and wet and cloudy that I forgot. I even had gross microwaved Salisbury steak instead of grilled food. It was gross and I feel like vomiting.
Did any of you do PATRIOTIC lewds today?
>>24016979
Anon, I don't need salt.
>>24016959
Also Also: You'd be surprised. Dispite not having much there at all, I have had people ask to RP with my barely-there half-finished tranny shadowrunner merc profile.
>>24016989
Then stay in your room full of abusive pricks, you trans-fetishizing autist!
>>24016989
Then why are you still so salty over Eilie?
>>24016985
Same thing. It's still pretty different from an Evangelion unit.
>>24017009
Do Evas have genitals? They are after all giant humans.
>>24017009
>Same thing.
You take that back right now you goddamn plebeian.
>>24017018
But I don't like Gundam! That's why I wouldn't know the difference.
>>24016826
Also, isn't Ilya a bit old to be an Eva pilot? The guy in that art has got to be in his twenties.
>>24017029
You don't need to like gundam to tell that a robot that clearly isn't a gundam isn't a gundam. Just looking at the head should be enough to tell that it isn't a gundam. It's got no V-fin.
>>24017059
Looks a hell of a lot like Gundam Wing to me.
>Erotic doujin about robots
wut
Speaking of erotic, rewatching Eva has been frustrating because of how little it lives up to the hype of "brilliant masterpiece" but it does have plugsuits.
>>24017153
Not really The Wing Gundam and all of its successors all have a distinct V-fin and have the little chin beard along with a faceplate reminiscent of a mouth
>rewatching Eva has been frustrating because of how little it lives up to the hype of "brilliant masterpiece"
That's because Eva is actually overhyped trash that only MAL casuals and 2deep4u losers like, same goes for Gurren Lagann. Its normie-core junk that people only like because of Toonami nostalgia
>>24017046
Name: 黒野玄武 (Kurono Genbu)
Age: 17
He's a character from an Idolm@ster mobile game I think. I've got him written with intentions to be ~16-17.
The Winter Soldier images are more for robot arm reference than anything else.
The Wildwurger does kind of have Gundam Wing head, but is very much "Not a Gundam" like most SRW units.
I was originally planning on using the Alteisen Nacht (pictured) as the Eva ref, but felt it looked WAY too bulky.
>>24017059
Good taste anon.
>>24017316
Leymei is an amazing artist, its a shame he hasn't made any new doujins since forever.
Oh well, at least Leaz Koubou still makes a nw doujin every time a new season of gundam airs.
Happy 4th, you communist faggots!
>>24017230
Yeah, but that's just one small difference. The overall shape is similar. It's the same type of robot.
Also, I am a casual, though I'm not sure what MAL is. MyAnimeList? Eva's overhyped because its potential is good. It wants to be something better.
Also, Gurren Lagann is great. Get your REEEEing back in /a/.
>>24017316
Still looks very Gundam to me, and not very Eva. Also, I didn't think there were boys in IdolM@ster. Though Eva Pilots need to be 14 years old! For... no real specified reason, other than because it was a rip off of another show where a kid's dad gives him a robot.
>>24017350
That Falken looks more Evalike, though still too bulky.
Also, I'm not really even surprised I'm finding all these "Gundams in the style of Eva" images. Though the action figures were surprising
>>24017425
Eh, Adeptus had roots that seemed like a little older wouldn't be a stretch, and he definitely looks too old to be 14.
I considered hitting up a drawthread to see if anyone would draw a more EVA-style Wurger, but just haven't yet.
I've just discovered that two friends of mine jerked off while doing ERP, and, while I don't think that's too much of a big deal, I just can't imagine how that stuff works. You see, I'm a total virgin who've basically only cared about anime and videogames until now, not having anything more than friends, none of which were girls btw. And whenever I think of two people unironically doing ERP, I can't help but imagine cringey stuff like "hey bb im gonna fuck ure ass" "oh please do it harder" "u like that?" "yesss"
Excuse my autism, but could any of you post a good example of ERP? Like, some kind of dialogue or just describe some experience, whatever. I've tried to read the general to understand how it works, but it wasn't very helpful (I didn't even see any ERP actually).
>>24017580
You've presumably seen porn. And you're probably at least aware that written smut is a thing. It's not much different.
http://pastebin.com/u/aspel
http://pastebin.com/u/aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/molly_leisel
>>24017600
oh, those are indeed some nice examples, thanks for that.
I think they are more casual and "simple" tho, a bit different I guess. Maybe I should just ask them already.
>https://www.f-list.net/c/Blackmayne/
This is so stupid that it's kind of brilliant.
>>24017971
#Trilleague is dumb.
That one with Vanilla Latte is the funniest, though.
>>24017600
Hey autismo, you often complain about your stalker so I'm going to give you a bit of advice. You're an idiot who uses the same username everywhere. I'd at the very least change the name of your pastebin if you are going to keep shilling it.
>>24018120
It's a good thing you got banned. Too bad you're still complaining about it, but we can't have everything.
Hey guys I'm pretty new to erp in general and I think I fucked up a session with a girl tonight but I have no idea how really. If I could get somebodies kik that is good at analysing things then that'd be super appreciated. I'll send screen caps of the entire conversation. It was ddlg if I could talk with someone familiar with that. Thanks.
>>24018446
Completely agree. I don't want to go back to a room where one of the mods who I thought I could trust ends up spreading my personal information around, assumes my relationship with my GF is one-way and that I am stalking her, bans me for something as banal as declawing my fucking cat (who I love by the way and I am really glad is back in my home), and then when a friend of mine went in and asked about it she called me sadistic behind my back.
>>24018580
It doesn't matter that you don't want to go back, it's not as though you have a choice in the matter now.
>>24018588
Its funny. I had one quite a while ago when Rory gave me the chance for one if I unblock her and Keylime.
I spat on it, then purposefully lit the bridge with napalm. I mention these things not as some way to beg my way back in but rather to warn any newcomers that unless they seriously enjoy being abused to stay the hell out of that hugbox. I doubt things have gotten better.
>>24018611
It's a bit late to play the victim card.
>>24018549
That's generally not what this thread is for. But there are plenty of threads for kik profiles if you are into that sort of thing here on /soc/
>>24018613
idgaf
>>24018619
But you do give a fuck, you constantly post in these threads and it's almost invariably about being banned, or sniping the owner of the room you got banned from.
>>24018622
I'll tell you what. I'll leave the threads full-stop if I were to get an apology from either of those abusive asshats. .
>>24018628
You're no different than Rory, you realize that right? You're in fact worse than him. Rory is totally oblivious to the fact that he could be in the wrong. You know you are and choose to just shit all over everyone.
>>24018628
>tortured his cat
>declared that he will torture his next cat too
>calls other people abusive asshats
>>24018696
Well, Rory molested his cat.
>>24018703
I know.
But Rory's miserable existence justifies nothing here.
>>24018707
I'm just saying let's get rid of all cat abusers. For they are terrible.
>>24000215
>Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
>Leave your drama and your panties at the door and post your F-List profiles.
>>24018707
Puffy pls. I was angsty about the fact that I *might* have to replace him if camping out for nights at end with his food dish out didn't work.
It did though. Thank whatever sadistic sky-bastard is up there, it did.
>>24018716
wow, NOW its uploading? Jesus.
>>24018707
Keep in mind "molested" here means doing something that's proper cat care and making a joke about it, while we're talking about Bunchacrunch doing something illegal in most of the civilized world and justifying it with "well he seems okay", which some might say is how a sadist might think...
Though I believe Keylime's actual words were "He's not a sadist, just ignorant"
But I think the better question would be "why the fuck are we talking about this, declawing cats isn't lewd".
(Monkeybat thing is the closest I have to a catgirl that isn't furry or some weird Japanofurry)
>>24018985
I trust the word of Ivan a lot more then the words of either of you.
>>24019013
Regardless of what Ivan did or didn't tell you and how you interpreted that (or how misinterpreted or not you continue to prove it true), this is not the time or place to discuss/bitch about it.
>proper cat care
>>24019279
Oh my god that image at that moment. I'm dying. Please send help.
Thinking of making The Good Orc on a whim for some teasing hijinx with explicit lewds being a maybe.
>>24017425
>Though Eva Pilots need to be 14 years old! For... no real specified reason
I thought it was that they were all conceived during Second Impact.
>>24019792
That's the reason, yes.
>>24019792
>>24019838
It's never really said, but that's one theory. Or at least that they were born *after* Second Impact, and something something Chamber of Guf. Another is that it's puberty, and that 14 is just the best choice between "young enough to sync" and "old enough to listen". There's also probably the relationship between the Evas and the pilot's mothers. AD3VA even has a Root for being *born* at Second Impact.
The series doesn't explain it, and neither does NGE2. I mean, there's supporting and conflicting evidence for most things in Eva, because like many beloved works of fiction, a lot of it was made up as they went along.
>>24019279
>>24019375
Let's just go full circle and do this to a catgirl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0
http://www.cat-health-behavior.com/spanking-the-kitty.html
>My cats have a enough bad habits on their own, so I will not add another to the list.
Hue
https://www.f-list.net/c/bloodstained%20ruin
Alright, just got my first serious profile in a while completed. Not sure if anyones going to hit it up but w/e.
>>24019986
●I honestly can't stand the way that everyone else lays out their character sheets. (and really if you've got it linked on Google Docs, that's better anyway)
● Don't put your entire profile in a [quote].
● "Jacob Savage" and even "Lachelle Winterson" are not really fitting names for Exalted. They stand out about as much as Yoshitaka Kiritsugu would in Forgotten Realms or Warhammer Fantasy.
● I'm not even sure Exalted has cigarettes *or* trenchcoates
● You misspelled "solace" and "inseparable". You said "hear" instead of "here".
● Your kinks are fine for a game character, but don't really tell what you like at all. You should use custom kinks to describe what/how/why/when you like something, not just to make IC jokes.
● Your images don't fit with each other (and don't really look all that Exalted)
● I'm not going to bother commenting on the actual writing or backstory.
● I've been trying not to say anything, since you clearly like it, but I would not use that commission if you plan to lewd.
● Quality of it aside, you've skewed the avatar anyway.
>>24020095
Yeah hey - I don't want profile critique from you, as I'm pretty sure if he was a tranny you'd be all over him.
>>24020116
Are you really just saying "tranny" to see if I'll call you on it? Also, no. Though, if you really want me to critique your "tranny">>24016993
>I have had people ask to RP with my barely-there half-finished tranny shadowrunner merc profile.
That's because literally the only meaningful thing on the profile is this image. Those people are also people who know and for some reason like you, like Este.
I'm trying not to start shit with you, but you're making that very difficult. Take my advice or don't. It doesn't really effect me. But at the very least you should get a spell check extension.
Here's one of my random characters. Feel free to bookmark or spam me. I'm out of town atm, so don't expect a whole lotta anything.
https://www.f-list.net/c/aegon%20the%20conqueror/
>>24020146
And yet people like it enough for him to see use, which is more then most of yours can say. Adding real kinks to him is something I'm going to get to doing soon though. You arn't entitled to tell me what to do.
>>24020151
Your icon is also skewed. Also, I'd make that entire top half down to the King line an inline. That'd give you a lot more control. I also would not recommend filling the whole profile with BIG text.
Also, it's a lot of reading and not a lot of lewd. Is there really no sexy fan art for that guy?
You could probably also use more sex-act kinks. Butt stuff is great, but presumably you want more to a scene. How's he fuck? What kind of lover is he? Who's he fuck.
>>24020166
Bunchacrunch, the reason my profiles don't see use is because I don't want to use them, not because other people don't want to play with them. I'm not really sure how you confuse the two, since you've seen Este try to flirt with me.
I also don't think you're using "entitled" right.
>>24020216
Thanks for the feedback, that sounds like some stuff to try out when I get back. And believe me I've looked for decent fan art, it's hard to get much without looking like too much of an edge lord.
>tfw all of a sudden I want an rp partner who calls me names ooc, and has me send pics of my little girlycock so they can make fun of it
What am I doing /erpg/? I used to just rp
>>24020318
Honestly for that you should just go to one of the other threads on /soc/. I'm sure you'd find plenty of that
>>24020250
Yeah. Male-centric art that's not gay is hard to find.
>>24020216
>I don't think you're using "entitled" right
>You don't understand!
It's a reference to the thing you said that made lose all respect for you. I'll save it until after the bump limit, though. I suggest you do the same.
>>24020336
No, I mean that you're literally using the word wrong. You probably mean authority, or that I'm not in a position to tell you what to do. Entitlement would mean having a special privilege. Though maybe you do feel that's an appropriate word, but it's a really awkward phrasing. Even then, if you really absolutely feel the need to have it out with me, maybe you should do it on F-list in PM, instead of dragging the thread into it in the first place. Or just don't, since no one actually cares. Chances are whatever made you lose all respect for me is something you misunderstood that isn't even applicable here in the first place.
I honestly don't care if you keep posting in the thread, and frankly I doubt anyone else does either, but you really need to stop bringing your grudge into every post you make. Half the time all you're doing is trying to undermine things that I've said, bait me into an argument, or tell other people not to listen to me or go to the channel. I hear you've also repeatedly PMed people to "warn" them about me without realizing they know me (and don't like you).
For all your talk, you seem to obsess over me and fret about trying to turn people against me. I don't give you much thought, and tell other people to stop talking about you because I don't want to hear it. I don't want to have to wake up to my channel filled with pings where people are complaining about you. You say that you don't believe that straw poll because you told people to vote Yes. I honestly think that you're afraid to make a survey because you feel the results would be just as bad if not worse than the survey about me. And then you'll be left trying to make excuses for why *you* ignore the survey.
But you could change all of that by just not obsessing over me. And before you say you're not, look at your posts. A third of them are to or about me. No one wants or needs that in the thread.
Everybody needs shut up, yeah?
make lewds not war.
>get a weird af idea for a character I wanna do
>realize it's going to be niche as hell and get literally no attention and I'll probably delete it within a week
>pain
>>24020459
Make lewd during war. End the war with your love.
>>24020463
Niche gets attention.
You have 200 profile slots, so it's not like you're hurting for space. That's why I started making MtG canon waifu profiles.
>>24020467
End war?
War never ends.
War never changes. etc.
>>24020472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L2Gve7oh_4
>>24020467
[spoiler]It's two characters from a canon setting slapped into one. Like literally fused into the same being.[/spoiler]
>>24020482
do it fgt. I can assure you something like that will find play if you let it
>>24020482
If it makes you feel any better, I've seen this particular fetish before.
>>24020336
>I'll save it until after the bump limit, though.
Nah, out with it. It's not like anything else if happening ITT.
>>24020566
I've made an agreement with a few people that I'd at least try to save it till then, and that I'd full-stop leave if I got something resembling an apology.
>>24020482
I'm not sure how that works? Do you mean DBZ Fusion Dance style? Or do you mean Gammatellier style? Because >>24020524
>>24020566
Nothing happens in the thread partly because of the drama in the threads.
