***Do not ask questions without posting a picture of yourself first***
Alright.
This one's for the women: Why are you inherently immoral beings that lack any kind of empathy?
Who's dick would you suck out of the 4 of us?
Is my face really that hit?
Why they no like me? :(
>>23920896
>>23920852
I'll answer that with a question: Why generalize a whole group of people based on the minimal experiences you had with them? Saying all women lack empathy is kind unfair and unrealistic.
>>23920856
Blue plaid. Would suck with whipped cream tbqh senpai
>>23920869
Lose weight and your good c:. Nice noise ring by the way.
>>23920896
Who are you referring too? :/
My question: What are some good conversation topics to use when meeting someone for the first time? My best friend wants me to meet his REALLY ATTRACTIVE boyfriend from England, and it's quite intimidating, especially adding on to the fact that I'm socially awkward. I have no idea how to carry a conversation. pls help me.
Would you believe this guy works as a 5 star Disneyland Assstant-Chef?
>>23920940
fml forgot pic!
>>23920936
I was reffering too woman.
And too answer your question, try keeping it simple and don't seem desperate for him, if you overthink it you will fuck it up. Just go with the flow and ask him questions about who he is and stuff like that.
>>23920951
Is that you?
>>23920936
I would go with cultural subjects but I also have zero social skills so I don't know if that's even reasonable.
>>23920936
Not unfair, no unrealistic.
It's just the truth.
>>23920955
Nah, it's my bff!
>>23920951
Really interested in the culinary field? Can yoy elaborate on how you ended up there?
im bored whats up
>>23920985
Met him while on a business trip with parents at club 33 and saw him later at the hotel nearby!
>>23920976
Post yourself, this ain't a thread for your friends it's for you to ask questions for you.
>>23920951
Don't care about your fat "chef" friend, I wanna see you!
>>23921010
Gonna call my friend fat? fuck you
>>23920936
Real simple thing that works for me:
always end what you've said in a manner that's easy to respond to. Like if you tell an embarrassing story, end it with something like "what would you have done?" or redirect it with "can you top that?", "now, your turn", ect.
If you get stuck just ask their opinion about stuff.
>>23921014
Not gonna follow the rules? Go fuck yourself.
>>23921024
>:C
>>23920998
Same. Care to converse?
>>23921053
Whats up
>>23920852
Y u sensitive
>>23920998
Well. If you're bored we can chat for a bit on kik or something. Kik me Mynmac
>>23921069
Also
>image.jpg
>>23921066
Nm just exhausted af, havent slept in 2 days feels like such a drag . Anyways wbu
>>23921090
Lol I'm on my phone
Dc
>>23921085
That is some intense logic. Thats Kinda like saying all black people are crack head drug dealers incapable of being an integrated part of society...
Maybe you should sit down & finish your fried chicken & wash it down with some grape juice you fucking child.
Question: how important is it for men to have facial hair? I can't grow it fully and im insecure about it.
>>23921102
>>23921100
That's the point dipshit. Only retarded redditors use iphones
>>23921110
How about you tell your jaw to stop running from the camera?
>>23921110
Kek
>>23921097
same, just kinda drunk,
>>23921071
im not giving out personal info
>>23921121
Tell my Jaw to stop running from the camera...
Atleast It aint running from the Police G.
>>23921153
I just popped 2 xans im hoping they get me fuzzy. What are you drinking on?
>>23921163
Neither am I :p
I also don't have a receding jaw :p
>>23921085
Don't speak in absolutes you come off as ignorant, unless youre willfully ignorant which is petty af
>>23920852
>>23921085
you're a psycho lol
>>23921168
dman, just some red wine, im not much of a drinker but im out of weed
>>23921110
0 importance
>>23921179
right? That's so totally me xD
>>23921194
Impressive, you have something most people can get :p
A little extra too, piggy.
>>23921200
Most people, but not you?
24/f here
I don't have a picture of myself on my phone since I had to clear it out because it was going slow..
s-so can meine Kitler suffice?
>>23921168
I take lorazepam myself to help me mellow out for sleep. Xanax and klonopin linger too long so I liked that lorazepam is short lived.
wow, so much hate in here
>>23921207
where did I say that? :p
>>23921212
I'm your dad
>>23921208
Pictures of you only! The rules reeeee!!
>>23921200
okaayyy
>>23921221
I think my sheets are a dead give away that I am female lol.
>>23921216
Oh sorry... I just assumed you were an autistic monkey based off how you look and speak to others. You remind me of a kid I knew in highschool who rode the short bus to school and couldnt read or write very well.
>>23921219
bullshit.
>>23920852
Do you only come to this board because people actually reply to your attention seeking ass here when you're just another angry child from /r9k/?
>>23921249
idk maaybeee
>>23921253
Ths coming from the guy who looks mad that someone stole his strawberry yogurt parfait from the minifridge, and is one minute from calling momma to make them buy you another?
Aren't you done yet? You can only give people so much amunition before there's a surplus.
>>23921284
troller gonna troll.
What's up?
What is going on right meow?
>>23921287
You already said you were going to stop arguing a few posts back :p
come on chubby cheeks, we can still keep going :p
>>23921290
Just kicking it with the Führer, how about you?:3
>>23921295
No i didnt?
>>23921290
An escaped zoo monkey is attempting to make fun of the way I look and is also trying to ingage me in intellectual warfare.
>>23921299
3:30am. Snooze time.
>>23921294
That was meant for you>>23921301
>>23921305
Pretty close for me too, 1230 here.
>>23921301
>Hahahah k im done
What did he mean by this?
Also
>looks like a elderly ftm trannie
>making fun of anyone
lmfao :p
>>23921309
this obviously me btw, not trying to hide my identity before you even say it :ppp
Tranny here, AMA
>>23920852
>>23920960
>>23921085
>>23921090
>>23921121
>>23921174
>>23921200
>>23921253
>>23921267
>>23921278
>>23921295
Fucking stop, you pathetic incel. This is just a bunch of "too bad no one's here to change my opinion of women" bullshit in hopes you get one or two compliments from a female face.
Related, I hate shaving. Can I get away with leaving my scruff alone for another week, or does it need to go?
>>23921326
Hey, whoa there. I do have a legitimate hatred for women, and it saddens me that you think otherwise.
goodnight everyone :)
>>23921327
Haha fuck dude. Whatever man, I do alright for myself and you are right I need to lose the fat. But atleast I dont need to lose my face.
>>23921327
Complete horseshit.
If you actually hated women, you wouldn't be begging them for attention on a vietnamese billiards forum.
>>23921324
Sooo would the opposite sex still be female? @_@ and if so how do you keep your hair so healthy?
>>23921326
>this face
>calling anyone incel
>>23921353
I don't wash it every day. in fact I only wash it about once every 4 days. I always condition, usually with cheap shit, but it doesn't matter. only shampoo above the ears and only condition below them, don't over brush, don't use heat on your hair often (hair dryers, straightenres, curclers). After bleaching leave your conditioner in for about half an hur and your hair is as good as new. use vegetable dyes like manic panic because they don't damage the hair at all, in fact, they condition it a bit.
>>23921380
My hair is short right now but I'm growing it out so thanks for the tips for when it gets longer!
>Tfw have to wash it every day from getting so greasy because it's only to my chin ;_;
>>23921445
on the days when you don't have to go out, just dont wash it. after a long period of time your hair will start to get more used to having it washed inbetween longer periods of time. I can go a full week before my hair starts to be greasy because I'm trained it through years of being an isolated NEET
>>23921374
Sorry bout that babyface.
Do I have a chance before losing weight? I'm still in the process but I have a girl I fancy at work but don't wanna make things sour at work in case things get weird.
1. Hair is a yay or nay?
2. Ever heard of the school?
>>23921341
>atleast I dont need to lose my face.
Actually, you do. As I said, you look like an female to male transsexual, lmfao. If that's your thing, then by all means, continue :p
a coworker im trying to get with is in an unofficial relationship with some dude.
Me and her have made out drunk and she has told me she's attracted to me and wants to make out in our work closet.
Along with that the past two nights she's essentially said "I'm so done with this dude" referring to her unofficial bf
Any ways, i think she digs me but I don't know when to make a move while she's still in the middle of this weird situation.
I've just kind of been slowly edging my affection on when we hang out but should I just go all out or what?
Also am I a qt
>>23921069
nice to see you :V
would anyone snuggle me? im cold :(
Thanks mods for enforcing the rules
Crossdresser, ask away!
Would you rather have a rapist murder you after he's done, and know he'll be caught 100%, or survive and have him get away with it?
>>23920840
Why do you always vote on fucking communists ?
>>23923818
whats the community like? what do you identify as?
>>23923825
I guess I would rather die, it'd drive me crazy knowing someone did that to me
>>23922141
just let her get her shit together, maybe ask her out on a date or something, if you actually like her try to avoid sexual interactions, you dont want sex, you want a relationship.
>>23921750
nah, and no
>>23921674
Really depends how much you weight, but lose weight and you'll be a total qt
>>23921324
when did you feel like you were in the wrong body? What sex are you attracted to? Do you get constant attention from men?
>>23921294
meow
>>23923875
Um i'm a crossdresser so obviously male.
>>23923848
lewis?
>>23923875
1.80m, 110 kg now probably be 100 by the end of July. Will I really look good I just see myself as mediocre.
>>23920840
Decent pic of me, or not?
I can't tell, my autism is through the roof on this issue.
>>23923891
are you gay/straight/bi?
>>23923915
Yep, lose some weight, smile more and you'll be a real catch for someone
>>23923818
Do you like dicks, or are you one of those wierd lesbian ones?
I'm lesbian so I won't answer the lesser gender's questions.
How do you tell the difference between an emotional or physical attraction to someone?
Is love a combination of both or something else altogether?
>>23921674
I think you look pretty good man. I'd go for it.
Don't look for excuses, they'll always be something you imagine you need to fix. It's never as important as you think it is.
>>23921069
>>23920998
>>23920936
How big do you like your dildos?
>>23923818
Was one of your parents a chimpanzee?
>>23924979
I don't own one
>>23922817
Who dis but u 2
Why will no girl go out with me?
>>23920936
Books
If my personality will be fine am I pretty enough to be consider as long therm relationship/wife? (Not just pump and dump)
>>23927547
Yes, smiling will help.
>>23924931
Looks like you won't be getting many questions with that attitude.
>>23927547
My wife's not nearly as pretty as you and her personality can be caustic at times. So you are in great shape :)
>>23927556
This
Tell me thread, is my nose as huge as I think it is?
>>23927556
>>23927606
I think I look better without smile but thanks
>>23927579
You too
>>23927620
But your smile is soooooooo pretty
>>23921674
yeah, you look alright, if you are working out too then that is even better
>>23927620
It should be obvious to you, but maybe you just need to hear it: you are beautiful! So no need to worry...
>>23923825
obviously death cause I'd kill myself after anyway, the only difference is that my preference would be to kill him then me so there would be no witnesses, I would dump ourselves in the ocean in a fishing net with some rocks or something, better that way
bad pic but only one I got.
what's the most important aspects of a person and their actions when it comes to forming a relationship? I'm not a particularly attractive man by any means, kinda look like a 16 year old boy despite being 25, but I feel from experience that my largest issue is my incredibly reclusive and private personality that I need to work on.
>>23920936
I'm incredibly socially awkward likely moreso than you, I have a lot of trouble in conversation but I've found meeting new people can be very easy if I follow the basics of small talk. Basically I just bring up extremely simple, basic questions that allow them to do most of the talking like, "what's it like over in england", "my friend told me you were studying xxx", etc. and they'll usually get a lot out of those and ask their own questions. most important thing is to not freeze up because then you'll just sit there incapable of saying anything which is never good.
>>23927547
yeah, personality usually trumps all in the end when in comes to succsefull long term relationships, at least as people become more mature and grow up, but you have a cute face too so don't worry
>>23927651
>>23927669
Thank you very much guys. I live in country full of beatiful woman so it's hard to have high selfeasteem. and I think that nobody will see my face next to him at pillow till end of life. But thanks.
>>23927620
insecure people often think that it seems, but you all really do look better when you smile, its because it adds an extra spark of life to your faces =)
![b9YyRjB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KANoVWK.jpg "b9YyRjB[1].jpg")
Wanna cuddle? c:
>>23927699
Where do you live?
>>23927736
Europe but don't ask for details
>>23927762
Fair enough. I'm in UK, so let's hope we don't leave the EU
>>23924931
![QVaGsht[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qrLMWo8.png "QVaGsht[1].png")
>>23927821
>>23920852
That's adorable.
The same thing can be said for guys, but mostly because no matter what we do we're gonna hear about it in a negative way. It doesn't matter what we wear, what we don't wear, how we act, or what - no matter what we do, as women, we're going to hear the same thing over and over again.
Here's my question:
>Why do men think that their penis is some kind of prize?
Because we can get off 10x easier, and better when you're not involved.
>>23927512
Why?
>>23927556
>>23927564
That's why.
>>23928100
Because it's big and shiny
Pic related
>>23928111
You call that big?
My vibrator could knock you outta the park, shweetheart.
>>23928100
you sound like a tedious person to be around, like literally draining
>>23928120
>tfw smaller than that
>>23928100
Because they look like a weird worm creatures. Does your vagina look like that? I fucking thought not.
>>23928130
Eh, your opinion of me coming from two posts on 4chan really doesn't mean anything.
>>23928133
You got me there.
I just HATE being able to sit comfortably without squishing my external sex organs.
>>23928152
Yes that is a problem that exists(!)
>>23928152
actually just the first one and you would be surprised at how accurate I am.
Or is the attitude not you? are you merely pretending to be like this to look scary and mean on the internet? lol
>>23928100
>'That's adorable'
He may be an ass but if you start off condescending no one will be willing to take you seriously.
>>23928111
Girls won't go out with you because they don't want to see your fucking dick in a non dick rate thread you autist creeper shit.
>>23928152
It's RARE that that happens, but when it does god damn...it's not even the pain it gets you (which it fucking hurts) it the pretending that nothing happens or you'll look like an idiot in public for somehow sitting on your balls that's the difficult bit
Unless it's possible to have such an unbelievably meaty vagina that can be squished idk.
>>23928152
Doesn't matter if he's being a dick or not, you being an extremely unpleasant person isn't helping.
>>23928166
I mean, yeah.
Isn't that what everyone does?
I started off being nice, but then people just called me a faggot and didn't listen to me anyway.
>>23928243
So your solution to being called a faggot and not listened to, is to ACTUALLY be a faggot and say shit people won't listen to?
>>23928281
Yeah that sounds about right.
The question I answered just rubbed me the wrong way seeing as IRL I'm probably the most empathetic person you'll ever meet. I always take into consideration the feelings of people around me and try to be polite and caring.
Just broke up with someone and every second of it has been agonizing even though I'm the one breaking their heart into a million pieces or some shit.
I play multiple instruments and im into art, my type of girl is that artsy quarky personality but because I have been lifting weights for several years I look like a chad and only attract vein, slutty chicks whenever I go out to bars/clubs.
My question for you femanons is why cant't I be with the type of chick Im attracted to? They all seem to disregard me as an asshole. Feelsbad.
>>23928243
no, only the pathetic people, doing that also make you tedious to be around, because you just admitted you were hostile on purpose
if you want people to listen to you, show some respect, if you don't you can't really expect it in return, and this was your first post right?
>>23928100
If you call that being nice then I have identified your problem: you don't know what being nice is
>>23928314
then you got trolled mate
>>23928320
update:
Got a haircut and grew beard out a bit.
>>23928314
Of course it rubbed you the wrong way, it was intentionally antagonistic.
But then instead of just telling him to fuck off or something, you were kind of a bitch to the other anon and with your question.
I'm not gonna say you're actually an awful person, but I'm sick of hearing "I'm the sweetest most genuine person in the world, this is just my online persona"
>>23928320
Its probibly due to the fact that people judge other based on appearance the moment they see someone.
With your body hair and hat its easy to create an internal perception of you as a "dumb hunk" or "gym meathead" as they say.
It doesn't help that your haircut is the standard cut for all youth in 2015, it screams mediocre and lack of personal identity.
You need to escape the "average gym bro" mold you've put yourself in, dress the way you are, not the way other do, change your haircut to something that speaks to you, you'll find it will attract like minded people.
If you go for the cookie-cutter-guy look, you'll get cookie-cutter-girls.
>>23928100
Because it feels nice knowing that my dick is better than something you could by. There for, it makes the penis genuine. Because lets be real, i could buy a fleshlight and its bye bye jergens and kleenex! Btw hi spooky.
My question is: would testicles be the male equivalent of tits? Cuz one is always bigger than the other and they're both fun to suck on in pairs.
>>23928335
again with that haircut. You're putting yourself in the standard youth mold made.
If you honestly dont see it... next time your in public try to take note of how many guys you see with that exact haircut, short back and sides with a long combed over top, its pretty alarming when you notice how commonplace it is. You blend in.
People make snap judgements on appearance very quickly upon seeing someone, its just human nature/psychology.
If you're seen as a standard guy you'll get standard girls, simple as that.
>>23928342
I didn't say sweetest or nicest, I said empathetic and caring. Those don't necessarily go hand-in-hand.
This isn't an online persona. I'm a bitch when I want to be, and I'm nice when I want to be.
I know how to read a situation and understand what attitude or approach to take. However that doesn't always mean I'll go with the "right" choice.
>>23928355
>Yo what's up?
I mean, to the person who loves you (or will love you, some day) your penis is probably the best thing in the planet.
However, that doesn't make your penis a gift from the heavens and it sure as hell doesn't make it the end-all-be-all. I can get just a much, if not more pleasure masturbating because I know exactly what my body likes.
And, for a lot of women, including myself, dick just isn't enough. Without clitoral stimulation it's not as great.
>>23928100
Your phrasing makes it seem like there's no difference between toys and sex.
And if you honestly think all sex is about is the thing between the mans legs going into a wet hole then you have a very warped and some would say psychotic view of what sex entails.
Im not sure where this warped view of sex came from, maybe something in your past, abuse, bitter relationship or just an unusually large vagina so dildos are the only way to get you off, but whatever it is please do all men a favor and keep using your toys.
>>23928373
you sound emotional, frustrated
Here's the recent one I keep using for /soc/
I feel pretty average if not below average even, and I'm not exactly the most fit guy in the world though that'll be changing as I begin droppin' the excess. This hits pretty hard most of the time and keeps me out of social engagements though I'm told I'm deathly funny. I think the extreme opposite.
Question (for both genders): Do I look as average and boring as I think? Is there nothing that really stands out? And should I further avoid too much contacts before I get fitter and hopefully more confident? I'm no push-over as it stands rn btw.
>>23928381
There is a difference, for sure.
I'm talking specifically when it comes to orgasming.
I totally get that sex isn't just about the end result, it's about all the feelings and connection you have with the other person or persons you're fornicating with.
Sex feels great, having sex is amazing, but the point of my question was that guys seem to think that without their penis there is nothing and that just isn't true.
>>23928406
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
>>23928373
Try having a baby with just clitoral stimulation and let me know how that works for you.
>Looks like someone forgot biology class
>The point of sex is to have babies, not just to get pleasure
>Dildos cant get you pregnant, i thought that was the point of toys - safe pleasure
If you have never enjoyed a nice creampie, spooky? It feels amazing.
>pic related - its your boy DJScrapbook :p
>>23928417
you can probably answer the question yourself, considering just as many women think like that about their vagina, and boy do they either get hornier than ever or angry once they realize their pussy don't hold power, lol
>>23928501
you're a gigantic faggot for bringing this up in this discussion
>>23928415
smile, lose the serious/worried look/stare and use some hair product, maybe dress a bit sharper and you should be good to go mate
>>23928501
I have an I.U.D specifically to keep that from happening.
I'm not bringing a child into this world.
>lol captcha was "pies"
>>23928530
My pussy? Naw.
My boobs though, now that's something with power.
I'm just kidding, obviously.
>>23928582
the point still stands though
>>23928582
I consider babies one of the worst STD's, not literally, but I treat them the same way in the sense I want to avoid them, and some STD's can be cured and some quite fast, while a kid takes a good 1/3 of your life, and many of your best years, and the cost is also very high. Bad deal.
>>23928619
You wanna know how babies REALLY get you? They make you really fucking glad you had them.
I was not the fathering kind and now I can't imagine a life where I never had my son. RIP my useless NEET life
how do i dry my hair
Finally got laid, ama.
>>23928877
How was it dude?
Also why haven't I been on a date in three years? I also really want to know how to talk to shy girls because I can't for the life of me figure out how.
>>23928877
what was it like when he came inside you?
People : where and how can i find a qt american-somewhat-submissive-but-fun-and-interesting gf to travel, ride horses and motorcycles, drink good wine and beers with me ?
>>23929021
Girls, especially shy girls, are just like guys. Only with bigger boobs and smaller tits and at the end of the conversation you can ask them to lunch without it being gay.
>>23929054
I-I don't think I follow
>>23929026
You sound perfect for me except FUCK HORSES they are so scary
>>23928335
SUPER CUTE
>>23929095
It's because you dont know them well, i assume.
They're a little dumb, for sure, but if they have a good training they can be ultra gentle and sweet ;)
You should try, at least once with someone you trust, i'm sure if you love animals you'll love them too !
>>23928639
My life is not so sad I need someone else to live for to give it purpose
I feel sorry for you
what do you think about my hair and beard? looks fine?
also, what do you think I like in bed?
LURKLURKLURLLURLURKINLOVE
Bisexual thread
Drop selfies
>>23930889
What gender are you?
Why do you come on /soc/ ?
>>23931643
On your current path, no. You're actually working hard instead of smart here. Playing the numbers game doesn't really work out if all your leads are bad. It seems that you're trying to cast a wide net in the hopes of catching something, but there is a smarter strategy available that has resources closer to you that you're ignoring due to your lack of faith in their effictiveness, which is simply caused by your lack of patience. Slow and steady will win the race if you want to avoid burnout.
Good luck, lad
>>23920869
9.999
