DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD!
>>22939284
Darra.
nuff said lads.
>tfw I just want a girl who likes wearing frilly clothes and is willing to show off
this is true suffering
>lanky
>between 16-20
>tall
>doesnt listen to top 40
>quirky weird guy type - think stereotypical michael cera and thomas mann roles
>honest
>smart
>sorta arrogant
>kinky
>not very religious
>nice hair, shorter on sides, longer on top
>preferably lives near me (north eastern usa)
>glasses, freckles, birthmarks, and musician are all pluses
>likes me
>>22939646
guess it would help to say im a girl looking for a guy
Ideal:
>Male
>Tallish? (5'10"+)
>More bear mode/muscle.
>Wants to go to the gym together
>Wants to go home after gym and have me cook him dinner then we play DotA/LoL or other games we enjoy mutually.
>Emotionally Supportive of my graduate schooling
>Has somewhat of an idea on what they'd do
>Possessive/Clingy to a degree
>Likes to banter
>Honest, Loyal, etc etc
>Playful. Someone I can link shitposts to and laugh with over text/skype while I'm in lab or at the med library
>Dominant sexually, likes that I want to usually fully submit
Hard being a fag sometimes.
Loli
You:
>look like Charlie Day
>act like Charlie Kelly
Me:
>basically the lovechild of Tina Fey and Rebel Wilson
>will snort a line of coke off your ass and can fuck nonstop in every conceivable position for roughly fourteen hours
hmu senpai
Almost got married last time so i'll post again <:)
>girl
>super into vidya, nerds out about it
>doesn't smoke or do drugs
>doesn't drink or drinks very rarely
>likes to tease and can take a joke
>very indoorsy
>laughs too much
>talks too much
>will stay up late with me
I'm the male equivalent of this. I'm also 22 and from England.
>>22939808
This sounds really good.
Skype?
>>2293980
>tfw someone who actually wants someone like me lives in another country
>likes kingdom hearts
>be male
yep
>>22939847
Oh ya? Mind if i throw you my throwaway email first?
>>22939284
I'm into a few different types of women
>like Daria or Jane from Daria but of legal drinking age
or
>be like Tiffany from silver linings playbook
or
>be chill, brutally honest, into or working in nightlife in a big city or want to
or
>wear doc martins or military boots cause that's really fucking hot
>>22939691
Shame because you just described me 100% its crazy how accurate that is. As I was reading it I was mentally making check marks and as I got to the bottom I'm thinking holy shit then you gotta crush my dreams and be a dude.
>hard being straight ;_;
>>22939939
>>22939808
>almost got married.
Want to go into some details? I'm interested in your story.
this is my ideal girl
T.T
Okay, besides the kingdom hearts thing
>Tall. (6'0+)
>Sweet
>Caring
>Doesn't want to change me and accepts me they way I am
>Would like to travel with me
>Go to the gym together
>Play videogames together
>Sex, lots of sex and I like to be the submissive one
>Not all about sex though, I want to have a deep conection with him
>Protective and I like it when a guy gets jealous
>Smart
>And I don't really care about the physical appearance desu
>>22940216
I suppose you are fat.
>>22940196
I'm sorry for you.
>>22940160
Lmao i thought the "<:)" implied it was a joke. A girl from the last thread jokingly suggested we get married. She didn't respond for the rest of the thread sadly.
>>22939847
Actually forget the email, skidachio is my skype if you want.
Gonna post chart because idk.
>>22940238
Most autistic chart I've ever seen, no offense or anything but... I don't think you'll be finding any wimmenz using that.
>>22940238
>quiet, shy
>funny
pick one
also, leave highschool before posting here.
>>22940226
okay then...
A girl who knows who Insan3l1k3 is
Likes Malta (the drink)
Has her own hobbies but respects mine like I would her
Wouldn't mind taking a train ride from the east coast to the West coast once every two years
Likes her parents
>>22940287
dig the keyblade and shirt. You're very pretty.
>>22940216
kik?
>>22940287
dream girl right here
>>22940238
wth modern rap is so good, kendrick lamar is a god
>>22940287
Don't need to post. You're my dream girl
>>22940287
Always glad to be proven wrong.
>>22940216
i was the one who beat both kingdom herars in one sitting. add the.penguinslayer imo
My dream guy:
>Minimum 5'8 tall
>Anything but a skeleton or obese
>Broad shoulders
>Facial hair is prefered
>SHARP CHEEKBONES AND JAWLINE
>Has at least one tattoo or piercing
>Glasses are a huge bonus
>European
>Smoker
>Has warm, baggy clothes I can borrow :3
>Likes to cuddle
>Intelligent and educated
>Has a decent vocabulary, enough to keep the conversation going
>Has a job or goes to college or something
>Loyal
>Honest af
>Knows when to be serious
>Motivated and motivational
>Is somewhat geeky/nerdy
>Is into science stuff
>Misanthrope, someone to hate the world with
>Doesn't mind my crazy instant ideas like "Let's go camping" or "Babe let's go kill someone"
>Will laugh at my terrible jokes
>Would be up for smoking weed on the couch, eating junk food and watch terrible horror movies with me
>Sarcastic, humorous and playful
>Is willing to make a pillow fort with me
>Is somewhat into art (drawing, poetry, music etc)
>Is (kinda) dominant in bed
>Is possesive and protective to a degree
>Knowing how to cook is a HUGE bonus
>Is understanding, supportive and will put up with my shit
>Will call out on me when it's needed
>Is willing to make me smile when i'm on my period, all curled up in bed, crying about dumb shit
>99.9999% identical to my ex
>doesn't cheat
>>22940390
I know that feel bro
>>22940390
I actually laughed at this.
>>22940405
Sucks man. The girl's a skank and i want absolutely nothing to do with her ever again. But i want a girl with almost every last quality she had.
>>22940355
lol so much stuff.
Only thing that matters is, if the other person loves you more than themselves.
Me: mid twenties male
In good shape 5'10
Travel a lot working
Go out into nature constantly. Hiking etc
You:
Girl
Willing to travel
Not fat
Anywhere on earth
Has an interest that you're passionate about or interests
Nothing else really matters cuz not gonna get a message here
>>22940428
It's been 3 years of nothing but failure and sabotaging relationships
>>22940134
At least you read all of it and add me thinking I was grill :/. Happened so many times. Shame that most of the guys that fit this are straight.
>>22940355
I'm all except European and I don't smoke but do work for growers sometimes
>>22940355
Dis me if I grew a beard
>>22940216
Me
>5'11"
>genuine concern for politics, community, upward mobility, and people. Secular humanist.
>people don't change unless they will themselves to, and even then it takes time. Anyone trying to "change" another person is merely manipulative in the least
>dying to take a weekend in PR or Canada in the summer at a bed and breakfast
>"Go to the gym together" please can we?? People are surprisingly lazy in NYC
>play videogames together
>sex, lots of sex and I'm very dominant and rather kinky
>not all about sex though, I want it to mean something deeper
>protective but trusting and very, very honest
>I want to think of myself as well read but there's always something new to learn
>I don't care about appearance when I'm already generally attracted.
what i look for
>lives in japan
>hates japan
>not a weeb
>not an asian
me
>live in japan
>hate japan
>not a weeb
>not an asian
oh im a male btw
>>22940512
>mfw no contact info
>>22940570
You're literally perfect for me.
>>22939302
ITT: over-idealistic c.ucks
>>22940679
Kik?
bartendah
Me:
>18 year old guy, live in United States, have no problem with doing long distance
>6'0", brown hair, hazel eyes, been told my face is handsome
>average build, have a history of lifting but haven't in a while
>not going to say much about myself because I hate people who brag
Ideal woman:
>female
>18-22
>pretty face
>thin/skinny, boobs and butt don't really matter much so long as you're thin
>sweet, okay with me being vulnerable occasionally
>not a slut/whore, haven't slept with too many people
>ideally would not be a /soc/ regular/camwhore, I have only been here once or twice before
>like video games (Silent Hill, MGS, CSGO, Fallout 1-NV) beyond just "i'm a gamer girl xD"
>interest in politics
>preferably conservative, but it doesn't matter much so long as you're willing to discuss/debate things with me
>blonde hair pls
>would like to get in a long term relationship, get married, and have kids someday
If you match this or are close I will do long distance with you for as long as I have to until we can live together, I will love you forever and will treat you perfectly.
I am very lonely pls be my gf.
Kik:
HeRollsHisOwn
>>22939284
>Female
>Any height over 5ft
>20-32 years old
>Chubby/BBW with curves in the right places(Huge tits, big ass, wide hips, thick thighs). Overall hourglass shape
>Pretty face with full lips and nice smile
>Extremely long hair
>Doesn't dye hair neon colors
>All Natural(doesn't wear makeup, doesn't shave)
>Practices basic hygiene/has nice skin
>No Piercings or Tattoos
>Doesn't smoke tobacco or marijuana
>Doesn't do drugs
>Drinking is fine, but isn't a drunk
>Feminine
>Intelligent
>Gamer (Both vidya and TTRPG)
>Likes Death Metal
>Isn't a feminist
>Isn't a vegan
>Isn't a hipster
>Isn't a party girl/ex-party girl
>Isn't a slut
>Isn't a camwhore
>Doesn't have mental/personality disorders.
>Doesn't/has never practiced self harm
>Doesn't have kids
>Is a virgin
>Isn't religious
>No Daddy Issues
>Praises the Sun, and engages in Jolly Cooperation
>Gentle Dom
Don't like what I like? I don't care.
>>22940921
>not going to say much about myself because I hate people who brag
The ultimate humblebrag!
>>22940287
Categories met. What is next?
i'm 19/m/uk
my dream girl
>messy hair
>chubby
>aware of stuff going on in the world
>good sense of humour
>kinda goofy
>able to tolerate silence sometimes
>geeky
>will walk with me at 3am to some random place
>likes shitty jokes
>>22941165
>>22940921
I didn't mean humblebrag m8. I just generally don't like talking about myself. If I say anything positive it's bragging, if I say negative things it's fishing for compliments/looking for reassurance.
I will attempt to describe my personality though, so as to not seem stuck up, sorry if I came across that way. Apologize in advance if I sound like I am bragging.
>pretty intelligent, always done well in school without studying
>quiet with people I don't know, as in dead silent
>severe social anxiety, major depressive disorder
>don't drink, don't smoke
>pretty funny, used to do improv comedy, like to make up stupid stories/characters and fuck around with my two friends
>think this would be fun to do with a qt gf
>been told I have a deep voice
>very possessive/jealous
>obsessive personality, mind gets stuck on things and I can't change what I am thinking about even after CBT
That's all I can think of. Pls be my gf.
>>22941539
perhaps an infj/p?
>female
>18-20
>pretty
>not fat
>shorter than me, but not too short
>darkish hair
>at least somewhat of an intellectual, but can have dumb conversations
>somewhat of a homebody, but likes going out, too
>likes some sort of sport or physical activity
>likes music
>plays bass
>has the voice of an angel
>is good with kids
>cheerful disposition
>has a sense of humour, likes jokes and goofing around
>tough on the outside with marshmallow heart
>doesn't smoke or do drugs
>likes animals
>kind, loyal
>likes video games
>is a nerd
>will tolerate my quirks
>has quirks that I will have to tolerate and eventually grow to love
Also in terms of MBTI, an ENTJ or INTJ would be ideal. I'm an INTP, so anything with NT would be great.
something like:
> older than me
> don't be a miserable little shit
> enjoy a lot of music, go to shows
> knowledgeable
> maybe play some d&d / mtg casually
me:
> mid-twenties female
> too kvlt
> refactoring all day every day
> generally mellow person
> physical manifestation of some stochastic shit
> not cool with tomatoes
i've met some chill people from here, so let's have another go.
>>22939523
what kind of frilly clothes?
>>22939284
Right-winged, loyal, deep insight into philosophy and sociology - knowing how her behavior affects society, dreams of being a mother one day, above 5/10, very submissive
I just want a girl from 10 years ago, where did we go so wrong that women and men have all become the same kind of street thug-ish asshole ;_;
>>22941994
24 and I enjoy DMing for DnD games, also hate tomatoes.
>>22941994
oh fuck I jam magic with friends at the card store sometimes, Im definitely not older than you, I like all kinds of music but Im not very outgoing
and dresses, something you could twirl in
image search victorian dresses
>>22940645
Kik or snap? I just realised you wanted tat's or piercings which I don't have but do want
>>22942025
let us end the tomato species anon. which edition do you swing?
>>22942030
by any chance are you asian canadian and into dancing?
>>22942064
no none of that
>>22942064
I DM'd 3.5 for about a year, but 5th is more my speed, easier to get people into, too. I'll run a tomato slaughter campaign just for us.
the.penguinslayer on skype if youre a skyping kinda person
>>22941994
I hope that's you in the middle. And I guess I fit those criteria? I don't go to a lot of shows but pretty much only because I'm single, and also working my ass of right now so I can move to LA and cripple myself.
>>22941760
I am INTP according to every myer-briggs i've done.
>>22942069
ohh sorry, i thought you might be someone i know! (now i feel embarrassed haha). your request is pretty cute, i'm sure you'll find her anon!
>>22942083
i don't normally skype, but i'll make one for our glorious crusade. i actually haven't played 5e yet, please teach!
>>22942149
i wish anon, i can only dream of being that cute. why LA in particular? going to shows alone is also pretty nice, it lets you really enjoy the music!
Tall, blonde, muscular, but not overly muscular like a "tank" build. Stocky. Really funny, romantic and a bit needy!
>>22942184
Because I'm a 6'4" theater fag and am going to try to become a professional wrestler; there's a good training school for it in LA, plus I already have some friends there.
I dunno why but the idea of going to any sort of big 'event' - be it a concert, a standup show, whatever - alone just bums me out. I guess in my mind that's something you either do with friends or, ideally, as a couple on a legendary 'date.'
>>22940134
>>22940469
>Wants to go to the gym together
>Wants to go home after gym and have me cook him dinner then we play DotA/LoL or other games we enjoy mutually.
>gymbro, gamebro, and cook
Almost sounds worth being gay for, I'm sorry it happens so much ;_;.
Keep looking we are out there because you described me perfectly, I'm not really bearmode to lean for that but I have the frame and size just lean.
Otherwise if I was gay we would have found our soulmates.
>tfw at this rate of nogf I might turn gay
>>22942268
If you play league or dota we can play together sometime if you want? Up2u my skype is Cynillys
>>22942184
5e is super clean! i have no problem teaching you. looking forward to your add, pretty flattered youd make one for me!
>>22942275
I'm afraid you might turn me gay ;_;
>>22942317
err... haha. I mean if that's a qualm then I can say that those aren't my intentions. I just like playing league casually with people when I'm home from lab.
>>22939656
Minus the freckles, you pretty much word for word described my little brother lol
>>22942232
wow, that's wild! wrestling is crazy intense, i'd come see you perform (i visit pretty often surprisingly).
that's understandable, festivals and big concerts are so open and impersonal- it's much more enjoyable with other people. small intimate shows are pretty nice flying solo though- LA has a decent music scene, definitely check it out if you can!
>>22942276
all for the great tomato crusade! i've sent you a request.
>>22939808
it's 4am so I fill already 1 of those points. my skype is databasedatabase
>>22942396
i accepted! i think!
You just havent responded to me saying "ohi there, dnd girl by chance?" yet
>tfw you will never have a qt /soc/ gf because you are in Mexico
>>22942496
>5'8, 5'7
>Physical, not shy, not easily embarrassed.
>Prefers to be out and about, rather than drunk or at some restaurant... Preferably into some kind of solo sport like biking or snowboarding.
>Doesn't need makeup, only wears it occasionally, natural beauty over high maintenance.
>Loyal, caring, openly affectionate.
>High libido is a must of course.
>Oh, and short and cute accent would be a massive bonus. Pic related.
Honestly, occupation and income don't matter to me, so long as she's an amazing person. In fact, a non-power-hungry girl would be less likely to leave if I don't make big bank.
> F/18-23
> Blonde
> Petite
> Likes to travel and be out doing shit
> Enjoys sex and isn't a fucking bore
That's about it.
>>22939646
>tfw you described pretty much everyone on 4chan
Thats pretty much me except I'm a ranga and live in aus
>Black hair
> B cup (ish)
> Between 5 and 5'3
> Extremely smart
> Gamer
> ready to get it on
> Someone who will love me as much as I love them.
> female
> real comfy
> around my age
> kinda pale/black short hair tho not goth, or dyed long hair
> average sized tits
> great ass
> vidya nerd
> prefer to stay at home and do nothing than go out
> has friends
> average body weight
> really chill
> dont smoke/weed
> glasses are optional
> actually likes me
> not a bitch
>>22942214
No blond but everything else. Probably not really you, but I am just the kind of guy that people like and women enjoy being around. 6'4", built, work out regularly, I am as funny as you can get (have done writing and performing sketch and stand up), I want a beautiful, loyal, kind, sweet intelligent girl to dote on, cuddle with and [mostly] dominate in bed. I want to feel needed and loved and to give that in kind. I want to be perfect for the perfect girl.
>>22939284
It's unfortunate that men like pic related make my lady parts throb.. but I can't help what the cunt wants.
>>22942047
Snap pls
>>22939808
>22
>almost got married
All dem red flags.
>>22940216
>Doesn't want to change me and accepts me they way I am
More red flags.
>>22940355
Female version of r9k neckbeard.
>>22940390
Obsessed.
>>22940921
Quite a faggot.
>>22940960
Totally fucking cray but at least knows it.
>>22941994
Pretty cool.
>>22942635
> Extremely smart
> Gamer
8/10
ok gonna spout out some shit here. hes super outgoing, alpha, works a cool job, is sarcastic, witty, has an amazing laugh/voice/nice teeth attractive, tall, gamer, doesnt listen to creed, isnt a stupid idiot vegan or red pill supporter. doesnt like cooking, is Dom, not fat or a lumberjack, doesnt play wow, is able to dote on me all the time and enjoys it. is blissfully loyal, meaning his penis doesnt run him, and never will. but most importantly, he should WANT to learn me and he should value women in general. that is sexy. east coast us would be awesome and if you're younger than 25 i'm most likely not interested. i realize he most likely doesnt exist on here. but i wanted to play.
>female
>height doesn't matter
>loyal
>likes nature and space things
>will do weeb shit with me
>cutesy
>clingy and possessive
>short hair
Too bad I'm an disgusting unlovable piece of shit.
>female
>redhead
>6ft
>busty
>introvert
>likes talking about science
>will cuddle and play vidya with me, but also go out and take road trips with me
>eat at fancy restaurants with
>loyal, respectful and trustworthy
>we can both spend time with our own friends when we want, but we try to be together as much as possible
dunno if this exists but idk tb.h f.am
btw I'm 6'5", have glasses, slightly chubby (going gym to fix this) and have brown hair/hazel-green eyes.
This chick who posts/gets posted on here
Literal 10/10 imo
>>22943069
I posted earlier saying it was a joke. A girl from the last thread jokingly replied that we should get married. I wouldn't get married at 22 man, especially not that quickly.
>>22942496
Also sorry i didn't see this post. Do you fit any of the rest of it?
>>22943330
I fit all of those except red head. *cries*
>>22943432
close enough :O
pls be in melbourne
>>22939691
Hey yo, I am all of those things. What state do you live in?
>>22943453
I am in Melbourne!
>>22942849
Matteddy101
>>22943513
GET OUT
are you the reindeer chick?
>>22943530
Dude! I am hehe, are you the glasses guy who's always nice?
>>22943537
Yes :)
Am I always nice? I guess so lols
May as well post mine. Would like:
Female
Height doesnt matter
Ideally a small amount of chub although anything but truly huge is good.
Likes films and casual vidya.
Likes cars as a bonus point!
A good face is a must
Likes me
Can have a laugh
Most importantly - doesn't smoke cigarettes
Hmu: matteddy101
I eagerly await my 0 responses lol
Me
19/m/US/Georgia
6'1" 220
Brown hair and eyes, crew cut.
A little stomach, mostly from college stress eating.
Weeb, loves vidya.
Love lifting, Dad used to own a gym.
Love dnd, comics, 80s stuff like pro wrestling and action movies.
Pretty clingy, if you message me I'll message back unless I'm asleep or gym.
Very romantic, I have been unlucky in love so affection makes me super happy.
Very kinky. If you don't want lewd, please tell me, but I'm also not exactly looking for just a friend. Sexually dominant, very likely a sadist.
Kik Mei_kun
Ideal
18-50, any age
Mature minded
If you're a guy, then be a passable trap, or at least a petite guy.
For a girl, any body type but obese.
Guy or girl, please have a cute face.
Looking for someone with at least two interests that I listed for myself.
23/f/NY
Tall
Smart, college educated, willing to discuss / inform me about your academic background. I am in biomed.
Not fat
Maybe wear glasses sometimes
Can handle me being an introvert
Want a serious relationship
Maybe nonwhite. Foreign language is a plus.
Her
>Attractive, slim.
>Kind, loving and caring. (Necessity)
>Good sense of humor. (Necessity)
>Sane.
>Big booty (not essential)
>Intelligent and interested in conversing about subjects with actual merit.
I love all kinds of women so this is rather vague.
Me
>I am physically attractive, I have no problem saying this, but I do not care about my own image.
>Intelligent, more intuitive than anything.
>No confidence currently as I recently abused drugs within an abusive relationship (hence the sane requirement)
>Kind, generous, caring and loyal (she cheated, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone)
>Funny if I am comfortable with you (Lost all my confidence)
>Anxious af bordering on psychotic atm...
>Smoker
>Musician and music student.
>6"1'
>Blonde
>Slim, athletic.
>Australian
>>22943600
Smoke cigs or weed or both? I think i could like you but I'm in the US
>male (preferably white)
>at least 5'9
>medium build and large shoulders, bigger would be ok as long as there's a bit of muscle to compensate, just not fat
>not a loser
>smart, educated
>loyal, kind, caring
>not religious
>extroversion is ok as long as you're not the loud annoying kind
>enjoys museums, movies, quiet indorsy places
>dominant in bed
>>22943627
Cigs mainly, I smoked a whole lotta weed when I was younger and only smoke the occasional doob now.
I'm 19 btw.
>>22943574
Honestly, you sound intriguing. Do you have a Kik or Skype you're willing to share?
Also, are you from NY the city, or outside of it?
Male, 22+
Super tall and super thin. The closer you resemble a lightpost the better.
Enjoys video games and anime, interests outside of that like schooling or whatever are important too though.
Likes electronic music - stuff like Arkasia, Glitch Mob, Crywolf etc
Not overly cocky or arrogant but definitely confident, a little sassy at times.
Sarcasm and a pretty dark sense of humor is definitely required.
Maturity is important. Obviously playing around is fun and we can talk about stupid stuff sometimes, but have your shit in order.
Kinda goofy looking? This is hard to describe but I like guys who have "sharp" features, baby faces don't do it for me.
A great smile is A+
Long hair, glasses, tattoos, accents are are solid modifiers.
I'm 24, F, in the US.
Have a full time job and responsibilities and whatnot.
I'm introverted and have been told I'm nice, but I feel like I'm a pretty critical person.
I'm short and curvy.
Music is kinda a big deal for me so if you've gotten nothing else in the list but you like the same music I do, leave a skype/kik and I'll message you.
>>22943660
Kik: atrulove
Western NY. Might be relocating though
>>22943695
Only use kik? I am white but foreign. Smoke cigs and weed. 18/m btw.
>>22943765
>Smart, college educated, willing to discuss / inform me about your academic background. I am in biomed.
Dont know how a pot head 18year old is gonna fall into that category.
>>22943775
Well I dont have to justify shit to you but anyways, I am currently majoring in History and have a gpa of 3.87...
>>22943775
and smoke weed everyday, if it matters.
>>22943765
A little to young but meh. Only have kik for now.
>>22943775
You'd be suprised. I like to smoke weed
me:
>asian with a face that's in between rugged and pretty
>6'0 tall with large frame but sort of lanky and much stronger than I look
>great improviser, and also a really good talker
>talking becomes 60% less outside of public situations and generally quiet and chill
>have been told I am a person with a very strong presence, it sounds cool to me but I don't understand the concept???
>clean, although I grow a beard once in a while just for the laffs
>I don't watch television nor follow internet news so if you're the one into gossip and the newest fad, I'm probably 10 years behind
girl
>no Asian or black women (just preferences, sorry), everything else is okay
>weight is whatever, don't be obese or anorexic
>mature minded and chill
>not a liberal or leftist (I am a centrist and hate both right and left)
>doesn't cheat or find justifications to cheat
>doesn't party or have baggage like children
>>22940467
What's ur skype
>>22943519
Bump for hope
Me
>Male, 20
>White
>5’8”
>Average
>Long brown hair with facial hair
>High cheekbones and decent jawline
>Introverted and anxious
>Funny and deadpan
>Likes vidya, weebshit, and ttrpgs
Dream Girl
>Female, 18-32
>White
>Height does matter to me
>Average or Skinny
>A to DD Cup
>A nice ass is always a plus
>Blonde, Black hair, or Redhead
>Loyalty and faithfulness are a must
>Doesn’t have to like vidya, anime, etc.,
>6/10+ face
>Knows where she wants to go out to eat
I would prefer that if a girl was taller than me and bustier, that she’d be older because I have a thing for domineering slightly older women, while I’d prefer that if a girl was petite that she’d be around my age.
>>22942632
if i described everyone on 4chan then y did no one reply!!!
>>22942337
PLEASE hook me up with ur younger brother
I am
>Male
>White
>30
>6'1"
>214 and dropping
>Selectively social, I'm an extrovert by personality but an introvert by choice because... PEOPLE!
>Loves to read
>Loves to Learn
>ENTP, so an insufferable know-it-all
>Recently divorced
Dream Girl
>I like extremes, so either 5'3" or shorter, or 5'7" or higher.
>Tattooed
>Pierced
>Brightly colored hair would be a plus, but not necessary. If natural a ginger would be the absolute dream, but black would be perfect as well
>Trim, well maintained body but not a gym rat.
>Tits are something I love, so a D cup or larger would be perfect, but if they are a really firm B or C then I'd totally make exceptions.
>Loves to cuddle, and be touched and touch in return
>Willing, and able to drag me from my comfort zones, but isn't bossy or pushy. Just, has an energy about her that inspires me to be better.
>Enjoys rough sex
>Not afraid to explore kinks
>Submissive is a plus, but not required, I'm a Primal so I love to battle for dominance.
>Asian is a huge plus
>This is a huge deal, she must have a passion for something. Reading, Writing, Learning, Music, doesn't matter, I need someone that truly has a thirst for something in life.
I could probably go on, but then I'd be unnecessarily limiting even the possibility of this dream ever coming true
>>22939284
pretty much just fry
bonus if:
>19-21
>loves Frank Sinatra
>>22943628
I'm in the UK, and I match these fairly well (I'm 6'2, average build and have a decent job)
>>22945223
Well of course half of them are too shy to ask and half of them think or kno or whatever, that you're a dude trying to get their usernames for paranoid stuff.
Ideal
>Male
>Cute
>I'm little, so height doesn't actually matter
>Lanky/mr.skeltaldootmode/ottermode/skinny
>Dark bags under eyes or long thin fingers, I dig it
>Messy hair, shorter on the sides and longer up top hng
>Sarcastic, witty, cynical, into insult flirting and banter
>Is hilarious, makes fun of me
>Into dry or dark humor
>Doesn't use emojis (unless ironically)
>Loyal as fuck (because I am)
>Is more intelligent than me without being a dick about it, knows stuff.
>Kinky
>Pretends that I'm funny
>Into indie music, or art, or film, or music in general
>Supportive and understanding. I'm the type of person who will just be ALL ABOUT whatever the fcuk you wanna do and back you up 110%, all the way.
>Have something you're passionate about. Even if it's collecting toe jam, as long as your eyes light up when you talk about it.
>Doesn't lecture me about my astronomical daily aspartame & caffeine intake
>Not an SJW but not a super conservative republican, just a reasonable human being
>Doesn't want kids right away, doesn't want more than one (1) kid AT MOST good god
>Not demanding or pushy
>Is nice to waiters
>Enjoys people watching and going on late night walks
Drop your skype to apply ty
>>22945673
im almost all this, but I wouldnt call myself cute and I have long-ish spiky hair
what are you like though?
>>22945673
That's a long list, but what do you have to offer?
>>22945713
>>22945739
Me
>Born female
>Not a fatty
>Above average appearance
>Not a feminist
All of the most important information.
>>22945673
>>22945734
Im p sure i have you on skype but we are waaaaay too far away.
>>22943537
Hey if you're still there add josanator on snapchat!
>>22945750
Not much to offer then huh.
I bet you didn't even know proper goat anatomy before I posted it.
>>22939646
Care to be a little more specific than northeastern usa? I dont fit everything but I am from the region
>>22945750
thats pretty good, my skype is live:c4729
>>22943628
Me, myself, and I
>>22945533
i am not a dude, nor am i trying to get someones username for paranoid stuff, just tryna find a qt to love :/
>>22946150
I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying that's what I see some people thinking whenever someone says they're a girl here. If I were everything you ask for I'd give you a chance since there's nothing to lose and chatting with people it's fun, but yeah, good luck.
>>22939646
Mostly me. I'm skinny, snobbish about what I listen to, introverted, full of myself, secular, shot-haired, and a musician. Average height though and I live in VA
>>22946206
define "average height"
ive actually been to virginia about 4 times in the past 6 months bc i applied to a college there and theres a very high chance that im going there, so thats actually not a big issue :+)
>>22946215
5'9
>>22943689
>tfw everything except age and modifiers
It's a damn shame.
>>22946221
fuck im 5'8" :/
>>22939284
I just want a girl who can get past my extremely hairy ass.
>>22946237
Yeah, girls tend to be picky about height. I can't really blame you though, since guys tend to be picky about weight.
>>22946227
hahah, I know I'm short, but didn't expect you to have the same height as me.
>>22946289
Hmm? I don't think we've ever talked before.
>>22946308
hahahah, sorry, was meant to >>22946237
>>22946336
No worries dude. Simple mistake.
>>22946336
yeah lol im just a pretty tall girl, thats why im extremely picky about the tall thing since i would look weird with someone under 5' 11"
skinny, pref. alternative, dominant girl
>>22946349
Well I hope you have luck, it's not that hard to find them honestly.
>>22946342
Hope you also find who you want
>girl
>pretty fucking short
>relatively slim
>wavy, brown hair
>light-colored eyes
>sarcastic sense of humor
>Male 21+
>Not fat or tall
>Dark hair
>Not religious
>Introverted but occasionally social
>Logical and rational, enjoys debating
>Has 1+ productive hobbies
>Into BDSM as a switch, even if only willing to be submissive occasionally
Oh and I guess to narrow it down on /soc/
>Doesn't write "haha" in his messages
>Doesn't have depression, anxiety, or suicidal ideation
>>22946520
haha I'm a devout Muslim and hate BDSM haha
>>22945673
How old are you?
I have ridiculously high standards and probably am asking for too much, but alright. Since this is just a dream:
>5'10" - 6'7"
>21 - 30 years old
>European/American
>White/Caucasian
>Agnostic or mildly religious, doesn't revolve life around religion.
>Not skeltal but not super overweight/obese obese, either average, fit, or just "big boned".
>Does not smoke the devil's lettuce nor does he enjoy it
>Doesn't engage in consumption of illegal substances
>Employed with a decent company or some viable career prospects
>Respects the law and doesn't have issues with authority but would defend me if necessary. Not a criminal but not a pansy, either.
>Gets along well with parents
>Well-written and intelligent
>Hilarious, often inappropriate and crass sense of humor.
>Absolutely spotless criminal record/law abiding citizen.
>Not a vegetarian/vegan/staunch liberal/hippie/"male feminist"/Marxist/Commie but isn't outwardly/publicly aggressive to those types.
>Mildly sexually inclined with a healthy amount of experience
>Enjoys traveling and experiencing other cultures, but is still somewhat patriotic.
>Well-mannered or at least upholds a refined public demeanor (ofc in private things are different but reputation is somewhat important imho and I try hard to seem presentable)
>Plans on getting married and having a child when he's older.
>Has a vehicle and can drive.
>Hygienic (showers frequently, brushes teeth/tongue daily, good breath, smells nice, clean, etc.)
>Open minded and enjoys trying new things.
>Has his own place.
>Enjoys spoiling his girlfriend (me) and treats me with courtesy and respect.
>Enjoys cooking and would like to cook with me or going out to dinners/lunches
>Proudly expresses feelings/would lavish me with affection and enjoy when I returned the favor
>Enjoys vidya/movies/maybe even chinese cartoons
>Masculine and would enjoy wearing the pants in a relationship WITHOUT being controlling or abusive
>Loves me wholeheartedly
>No STDs
>Likes cats
>>22943689
is me, I'm at work now
>>22946227
Hey man if you're everything but the age and modifiers, that's pretty solid and I need some contact info
>>22946434
i have shit colored eyes...:c
>>22946594
And bad self-esteem apparently.
>>22946577
Where you at?
>>22946577
>White/Caucasian
>Employed with a decent company or some viable career prospects
>Mildly sexually inclined with a healthy amount of experience
>Has a vehicle and can drive.
>Has his own place.
Damn, well at least I found a new manga to read
>>22946520
>depression, if mostly well controlled by meds
>not over 21
but I fit the rest of this so well
>>22946603
>>22946603
>>sarcastic sense of humor
come on dude
>male
>27-30
>tall
>chubby/strongfat
>warm, kind, goofy, fun, adventurous
>honest, effusive, affectionate, loyal
>well read, clever, good conversationalist, can make me laugh
>has his shit mostly together, isn't clingy or abusive
>creative, has hobbies
>loves animals
>stoner
>similar interests, hobbies, beliefs
>good/passionate in bed, loves to go down
>>22943284
everything,
except under 25 and not in the US but going to settle there in the near future.
>>22946657
Das right.
>>22939523
>tfw enjoy this but just turned 18 and invested all of my income into my family to help support them and thus haven't spent too much money on frivolous things even though the idea of dressing up and wearing qt clothes for someone would be great if they'd buy the clothes for me
>>22943284
You and I would probably be friends
>>22946631
Valencia, Spain for 3 years.
Born and raised in America though.
>>22946634
Pic related.
Unfortunately stability, maturity and responsibility are some of the most important traits I seek in a SO and thus wouldn't be able to fully trust someone that couldn't drive or hold down a decent job at the age range I'm interested in...I'm 18 and I've already been a federal employee, I have a career plan and am working towards my bachelor's degree. It's not hard. By the time I am that age range I plan on having a degree, stable law enforcement job, a vehicle, great credit score, a license and my own apartment and thus far my life is way on track.
I know it probably seems like I am gold digging/expecting too much but that is not it at all. It is more about respect and feeling secure with my SO. I understand the struggling college life or not being at your goal and that's fine to me, I am not unrealistic. I just feel like mid to late twenties should be established as an individual at that point and able to hold down the basics: job, car, home.
>>22946796
Oh didnt read the >21 - 30 years old part, Im 19
f u I like cute things
and you said you'd wear qt clothes too god just rip my heart out why dont you
>>22946796
Sucks that you live so far. I'm trying for federal law enforcement too, been a childhood dream of mine.
>>22946520
medium-height thin dark-haired agnostic scientist switch anon reporting for duty...
I bet you're looking for that in the US though :p
Girl:
>Idealizes rationality; makes decisions and bases opinions in logic
>Egostistic and banterful; loves being dramatic and acting like a selfish narcissistic prick even if it's just an exaggeration
>Analytical and perceptive; likes reading people and thinks way too much (but likes it)
>Resilient yet open; people can't get under their skin but they're not closed off to others either
>Hopeful yet prepared; they hope for the best but prepare for the worst
>Sexually and affectionately expressive; it's easy for them to be openly loving and affectionate as well as a total skeevy perv
Me:
>See above
>>22946577
That's really not ridiculously high standards. It's basically just a responsible and decent human being
>girl
>very very clingy
>shy
>pessimist
>hates going outside
>video games
>any look but preferably chubby
That's all I got. Skype is mr.bubbles6838
>>22946587
If you're still lurking, do you prefer Skype or Kik?
>>22946587
>>22947234
Ya know what, I'm gonna be away from my computer a lot over the next couple weeks so have my Kik: CIA_Desu
>>22946666
One year short
Her:
>short. The shorter the better.
>red hair, fair skin, freckles
>skinny to the point of scrawny. Not unhealthy, but twigmode
>pushes me to pursue my passions
>has passions of her own
>knows that sometimes a day off to lounge and play video in our underwear is healthy
>likes to cook together
>can handle herself in a conversation. Doesn't need to be coddled and has her own opinions and thoughts.
>encourages me to be more physically active
>plays pnp rpgs
>very physical. Not just sex, but likes to casually touch and be touched
>lives in sw ontario
Me:
>27/m/5'6"
>white, dark hair, red facial hair (weird genetics)
>private investigator by trade. Hobbyist writer
>somewhere between dadbod and bearmode (badgermode? Dwarfmode?)
>passionate, loyal, sometimes gruff
>stupidly falls in love at the drop of a hat.
>sarcastic, dark sense of humour
>>22946577
>6'2"
>24, 25 in January
>American
>White (Irish/British ancestry with some Danish)
>Agnostic Atheist, but I don't tip fedoras (or even trillbys)
>A bit chub right now, but I go to the gym regularly, and I like being fit.
>Don't smoke
>No drugs
>Second-year law student, entertaining a few options for the summer and post-grad in various capacities of civil litigation
>I hope I'd respect the law as a lawyer
>I get along well with my mom. Respect for my dad, but he's a genuine prick beyond my control.
>I'd like to think I'm well-written and intelligent
>You got me. Time to pack it in. I'm not funny at all.
>Not even a speeding ticket.
>I am not certifiably insane
>A bit more than mild, but I'm sexually inclined and experienced
>Going to Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands in March for my job, though my bachelors is in Political Science with a concentration in election law and a minor in presidential history.
>I'm pretty damn classy
>Being a dad sounds pretty great to me.
>I have a 2014 Blue Honda Pilot Touring. It's comfy, stop judging me.
>I do indeed understand the value of soap
>Fairly open minded
>I have an apartment that overlooks Philly
>I treat my lovers well, though I'm not a sugar daddy
>I used to work as a bartender/chef/manager at my dad's restaurant, so I think I can cook
>I'm pretty open with my feels for a girl
>I enjoy the first two, and I'd be willing to try chinese cartoons (unless you meant anime, in which case yes).
>Dominant and not in the 50 shades way.
>Only if you'd love me the same.
>Clean of all STDs.
>I have a cat!
Hit me up. Skype: itsmythrowaway
>>22948048
Since I posted a fairly detailed list of myself, seems to only make sense that I make one of my own.
>18-28, ideally 21+
>Height doesn't matter, though I like being the taller one, so under 6'2" is preferred. Short girls are cute.
>Likes to wear dresses, sweaters, and other girly things
>Long hair. Oh my gosh, long hair. <3
>Close is preferred (Philadelphia), but I dig accents and don't mind travel. She'd just need to be willing to relocate to where I'll be living.
>Willing to try living together before marriage. Won't just mooch off me when living with me.
>Race doesn't matter, though I've been on a white girl binge.
>Preferably non-religious, but laid-back and religious works too
>I prefer petite girls, but it's not a dealbreaker. Nice bone structure is attractive, though; especially a collar bone.
>Butt > boobs.
>Preferably no drugs or cigs. Alcohol is fine in moderation. There's something attractive about a girl and a wine glass.
>Either in higher education or doing something with her life.
>Has respect for authority; wouldn't cheat
>At least tries to have a decent relationship with family
>Articulate and thoughtful
>I've never had a particularly funny girlfriend, so that'd be nice
>Don't care about rap sheet so long as you're clean now
>Sexually inclined and experienced
>Likes to travel and would go on trips with me
>Likes to go to the gym and would work out with me
>Well-mannered and opinionated, but civil about debates
>Wants to be a mom
>Ideally lives on her own
>Car is nice but depending on the place, not necessary
>Dotes on her boyfriend
>Good with household things. Cleaning, dishes, vacuuming, cooking, etc.
>Will play games with me, watch Netflix, go out for dinner, and generally try new things
>Will introduce me to things that are unique about her
>Actually submissive and not just lazy submissive
>Willing to try something serious out
>No STDs
>Must love my cat
So, basically I stole your list. Sorry, not sorry.
>>22947006
Ridiculously me other than being openly sexually expressive. There has to trust there. Contact?
>t girl
>into other t girls
>is mostly dom
>long hair or bobbed hair
>Around 5'6" 120-135 lbs
>Wants no kids
>plays harp or violin
>Doesn't like giving gifts but likes receiving gifts
>Doesn't mind me being super touchy
>offensive humour
>Likes simple dates
>smart
>into mild bdsm :^)
>is into /mu/ core
>Likes noise and drone and other avant garde shit
>moderate liberal (no sjw crap)
>Is nice and doesn't dwell on stupid shit
>If you a photographer that would be cool
>likes doggos
>likes sex (a lot) but not in relationship for just sex
>Can cook
you're female
cool hair
thin with a booty or short with assets
a strong sense of style is important. ideally lots of black so we match.
bonus points if you're kinda punk or wear ann demeulemeester
artsy type. into humanities not stem shit.
like stuff that would be called acquired tastes
alternately crass and sweet
relaxed but not passive
let me do things for you. not stubbornly independent all the time.
you don't feel the need to talk constantly, appreciate silence
appreciate my small gestures and reciprocate
take initiative. don't wait for me to suggest everything.
you're a cheap date
my skype is indoortravel
ask me stuff
happy to talk to you if you're any of this i suppose
>>22943689
I'm 22/m/VA math major, 165lbs at 6'
Ideal girl:
Doesn't mind talking technical, is ambitious and has a desire to learn
Outdoorsy, motivated, hardworking
Ideally introverted, low sex drive, abrasive personality, but mainly because she is being truthful, rather than trying to hurt you
Happy, nice genuine smile(bonus points for braces), loyal
Ideally no tattoos, but small ones on wrist or ankle are ok. Ideally no body piercings.
Ideally brunette/black hair, but hair colour doesn't affect personality.
Fit, ideally taller than 5'2
Is good with kids (I'm great with them) and wants children although not until we're settled. I want a minimum of 3 kids, ideally all genetically ours, maximum of 7-9.
Isn't stupid, knows how to google for a solution to a problem, or ask for help.
Ideally C or smaller breasts, mainly because I've seen them interfere with activities
>20 years old, enjoys cuddling and being intimate, can cope with the fact that I have a low sex drive
logical, witty, "pure" (if you typically don't curse I end up not cursing around you, which I like)
Calm, collected, know what they want
Enjoy watching any movie just to view it objectively and critique it(thats something that stimulates me)
No mental illness, ideally no genetic health problems or current health problems, but I have been in a ltr with someone who had leukemia
kik: dragoman1993
snap: oren.org
>>22945673
Luke.hurley4
You've described me pretty much spot on except the hair. :/
>>Fellow old soul
>>Generally-mellow; not trash
>>Levelheaded, responsible, morally-sound, smart, honest, etc.
>>Creative in some way; able to draw inspiration from each other
>>Maybe teach me something cool?
>>Good, irreverent, oft-morbid sense of humor
>>Not batshit about politics or religion
>>Diverse taste in music (not into top-40)
>>Peoplewatcher
>>Night owl
>>Animal-friendly
>>Petrolhead-friendly
>>Mid-20s/F/Slim to average, short/medium hair, not crazy with body mods, dark/vaguely-punky fashion sense idk something like pic related
>>22946666
30m, tick pretty much all of the boxes. Not a stoner, but I kind/act like one. Also medium build than chub, but still... skype's greg101612, hmu
>>22940238
Shy person looking for another shy person? Good luck trying to communicate through all that awkwardness.
Also sure, not expecting to find anyone, but why not.
me:
>male, but pretty girly (not trap-tier though)
>skinny, 5'10ish
>generally on the timid side of things
>pretty geeky
them:
>male
>pref about my height or taller, but this isn't that important
>masculine
>preferably at least kinda in shape.
>passionate, but not too pushy
>sweet and caring, maybe a little protective but definitely not to a paranoid degree
>shares at least some common ground with me, like enjoying the same kinds of movies or liking anime or vidya or similar music to me
>not devoid of ambition in life
>good at dealing with my sometimes over-emotional moments
>loyal
>enjoys art, or even engages in it
>a little dominant, but not in a 24/7 bdsm way. Just in a 'takes initiative naturally' kinda way.
>>22948559
Trulyverum on Skype
I look forward to the ridiculousness
>>22948559
Ah, my ID is different because I was at work when I posted. Once you see my name on Skype it should be clear it's me.
>>22939860
I qualify for this if you're still around.
>>22948190
>>22948048
You sound absolutely fantastic, interesting, and a bit too good to be true. I added you on Skype (I don't have a throwaway so you can just add me with your real acct if you'd like.) and went through your entire list as well! :)
I'd love to chat, but I will warn you that my WiFi at this resort is EXTREMELY touchy and just came back on after a 5 1/2 day binge of being off.
Bookish guy 23/Norway seeking kind, bookish girl anywhere. Simple as that, to be honest.
It's really cool if you're not one of those people who are really particular about books. Like, you can get excited about some crazy fantasy series or a video game universe too.
Skype is resignedcastle.
me:
from semi-shit tier country in south-caucasus
a he
5"10
small frame, 130 pounds
short hair/facial hair
no drugs/non smoker
like my drinks with salt and lime
doing masters in PAdm
working a good job for shit tier country
volunteering in liberal NGO
own place
seen 500+ anime but it doesn't really show
occasionally playing blizzard games/HoN
music taste varies but mostly its rock/piano jazz. been mostly listening to AM/FF/Doors/Hiromi for past couple months
window seat traveler
friends tv show fan
ideal girl:
shorter than me
not heavier than me
tech savvy
educated
spontaneous?
has principles
on the line between sweet and bitchy
an image of a distant future with a dog and a kid is not off-putting for her
is fine with joking about anything
compassionate
can be excited about small things
doesn't do drugs
not a radical feminist
can be serious when things matter
no crazy piercings/tattoos
skype: socstranger
>>22947922
the age range is mostly just a suggestion not a hard limit
i tend to like older men is all
>>22939860
Yes. I cried at the end of II
>>22940287
Ayayayay canta y no llores! Watch me beat KH3 please mami.
My dream girl is one who loves me.
I'm dead inside.
>>22953365
Kik = BiggestReindeer
Skype = joshcrowder3
>>22953486
Male, 26.
Her:
Tall
Early to mid 20s
Blonde/dirty blonde
Blue eyes
Fair skin/pale complexion
Book smart and street smart
Likes cats, doesn't want a dog
European looks
Movie/film junkie
Doesn't care for tv shows
Doesn't care for video games that much
Has a stable job
Drives/has a car
Skinny/fit/average
Romantic/cutesy/affectionate
BUMP FOR JUSTICE
This thread isn't allowed to die until I >>22950565 get to meet this awesome person >>22948559
Then... this thread has my permission to die.
Does anyone ever even meet anyone from these /imt/esque threads?..
I'm reluctant to even bother
>>22958413
I mean, these threads are relatively new, but I used to meet far cooler people in /imt/ than I did in Skype or kik threads. It's all about how you present yourself.
>Guy
-
>6 and under
>At least somewhat effeminate
>Messy long hair
>White
>Deals with my bullshit (Emotional baggage, procrastination, etc)
>A little dorky and Cute
>Enjoys /co/ shit
>Lanky
-
Girl
-
>5'10 or under
>Playful
>Teasing type
>A bit oblivious
>Glasses
>Willing to play vidya with me
>Not a bitch
>Is good at coming up with topics
>>22939691
>tfw all of this but height (I'm 6'4) and I don't play Moba's
>>22945767
omg i never responded to this!! but im from nj
>male
>white
>18-24
>intelligent
>can take a joke
>loves dogs/animals
>nose piercing & tattoos are gr8, but definitely not required
>tall, thin, lanky
>nice haircut
>quirky, sort of weird awkward silly
>doesn't do drugs or drink heavily
>friendly & respectful to new people (in case you need to meet people)
>emotionally supportive
>decently affectionate & romantic
>thinks I'm beautiful without need for change
>can talk for hours about everything and nothing at all
>not overly sex driven
>willing to attend hardcore shows with me
>likes black grills ;~;
>mfw he doesn't exist
>>22959309
>hardcore shows
thats a no from me.
>white
debatable.
>>22959309
My skype is imentahl if you wanna hold hands. ;~;
>>22959317
That sucks. Post-hardcore is my jam.
And white's debatable? How even?
Guessing everything else checks out though.
>>22959309
>white
>>22959345
Yeeaaah. I wish it weren't so limited. My life would be so much easier.
>>22946669
shame shame...
>>22946796
bffs?
>>22959309
>black girl
>only dates white guys
Post a pic of yourself, I'm curious.
>>22959416
>me, a dog
>>22959424
You're a dog? Lolwut? You look like a human to me.
>>22959443
Yeah. But keep it on the DL. The dog community still hasn't realized I'm just a human.
>>22959457
>the current year 2015
>not supporting transspecies acceptance
The dog community must be full of bigoted cis white human males.
>>22959506
Sometimes, yeah. But I try my best to blend in. The chihuahuas have accepted me as their own.
>>22959520
Chihuahuas, are we talking about real dogs here?
>>22959545
I am a chihuahua at heart. I may not look it, but I really am.
>>22959424
>black girl who likes post-hardcore
that's a first
>>22959285
Oh shit! Me too! Except I'm a girl...
>>22959585
Yes. Post-hardcore, metalcore, deathcore, hardcore porn. All of it.
>>22959746
>hardcore porn
Wew lads. That is where i step out of the boat, all yours, go right ahead.
>>22959753
Hahaha. I kid, I kid. But hey, I tend to filter people out by saying weird, outlandish things & whoever stays is gr8.
>>22959780
I tend to filter people out by the lenght of their replies.
>>22959802
By the lenght? Same.
>>22959823
Thats irony.
>>22959839
No such thing, chico.
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I just want a girl that's honest, loves me, and won't sit there and use me for attention, kindness, money, or whatever.
God fucking damn I'm a lonely human being.
>>22960331
Isn't a lot of the idea of dating to use each other for attention and kindness, though?
Like, mutually. Maybe I'm actually a sociopath, but I don't quite understand.
Me:
26/F
Mostly PacNW Scandinavian, except for one Japanese great-grandfather
Tallish (a bit over 5'9"), kind of skinny (135ish)
Not awesome in the chest department, sorry
Pretty nice butt though if I say so myself
Hazel-eyed dirty blonde, hair to shoulders if I let it down
Drinks whisky, one chip of ice, takes an hour to finish a glass
Slightly nerdy (no videogames, but some /tg/ and can kind of talk Euro comics)
Good, Giving, Game
Pastry maker to the GODS! :)
Him:
25-30
Somewhere between "prettyboy" and "outright trap"
Doesn't mind that I get up at fuck-it's-dark-thirty (seriously, "pastry maker" - it's a thing)
Has a career, or at least is on track for one
Knows how to enjoy whisky, or fruity umbrella cocktails if that's his style
- Just not too much
No smoking (anything) please
Good cuddler, warm hands, is OK being the small spoon sometimes
Some kind of making/doing nerdy, not sitting on the couch with the xbox or netflix
Casual /tg/ a plus
Passed his boy scouts knots test ;)
Will let me play with his butt
Gets along with my cat
>>22940287
Can't stand fake eyelashes.
>>22942553
thank you
Her, one that seems to be impossible to find.
>fit af
>qt af
>smart af
>not full of tats
>blonde/redhead
>not american
>either petite or tall and flashy
>likes fashion and looking good in general
>not poor af
>at least a college degree, preferably STEM/doctor
>or if not should have a general understanding of life in general+science (and not any "I fucking love science" tier shit)
>likes art and has ecletic taste in music
>I mean really ecletic, like any music but country or EDM should be interesting to you if there is any reason
>loves literature
>has extensive knowledge on some humanities topic (history/philosophy preferably)
>not sjw, politically inclined is cool though
>in favor of the occasional substance abuse
>wants to hit the gym/go skydiving/do cool shit together
>not too serious about life
>likes sex, more on the submissive side (I would like to learn to be really dominant but so far I only feel like it rarely)
>has a great ass
>likes to cook, especially together and is not despite her social class an idiot who can "cook" her favorite thai/italian food with 200$ ingredients
>not "sarcastic/sassy"
>does not find MBTI meaningful
>happy with her life
>has a good reason for potential misanthropy
Me
>scandinavian
>6'3 205 lbs
>built/muscular
>rich
>facial aesthetics department 8/10, lacking strong jawline
>pretty smart
>affectionate, maybe a bit demanding
>approachable/interesting
>occasionally autistic
>love art, lit, music, math
>spontaneous
>>22940216
me:
>6'2
>sweet to a degree
>find humor in almost everything
>workout a lot
>travel a lot
>vidya
>dom in sex
>Always reading
>protective but not jealous at all
>pretty good looking desu like 8/10
You:
>shorter than 5'6
>attractive
>smart
>not constantly seeking attention
>good job or on the way to one
Her name is Tk
>>22946577
All of this except
> manlet
>white, thin, long dark hair, height doesn't matter
>introvert
>nihilist
>not a lot of real friends
>into psychedelics
>hates video games as a rule but has a few she loves
>hates anime as a rule but has a few she loves
>generally not sexual but likes snuggling a lot
>makes money doing art or music commissions (has a creative skill she is good at and enjoys)
>always wants to colabbo aforementioned art/music
>likes improv, podcasts and dumb movies
>exclusively listens to weird shit no one's ever heard of
girl me + a few projections i guess
[spoiler]my current girlfriend is ok too[/spoiler]
>>22961047
Where are you from?
>>22945673
i may fit very good
>>22962767
( Phoneposting from work, sorry! )
I'm in Washington, near the Sound!
>>22962857
Very nearly all the way across the continent, and in a different country.
Typical.
>>22961047
>Will let me play with his butt
I wonder if the girls who say this are actually into it, or if it's a test to weed out men lacking in self respect. Person I'm responding to did also say outright trap though so maybe it's a real preference. Not hating in that case.
>>22961544
I'd go as short as 5'7" but the 5'10"+ was just because I like people towering over me because it makes me feel smaller and that's a nice feeling as a girl, kek.
>male
>white supremacist
>assertive
>dominant
>slavic or germanic, preferrably with the accent (this is literally the best part)
>reasonably kinky and open to indulging my kinks that may or may not be weird
>alcoholic is great so we can get blasted together
>bit of a dickhead
>taller than me (i am 5'4-5'5) the taller the better
>broad shoulders and or wide hips/cute butt
>big hands that swallow me up with long slender fingers
>sharp features are mmm
>light colored eyes are superior but it depends on what suits you
>i really like excessive hair on chest and face and stuff but can easily appreciate less hair or hairless/cleaned up if it suits you better
>same goes with long hair that stuff is HOT but isn't for everyone
>won't expect to talk all the time/every fucking day/can handle some amount of space
>g-gets me off..
>will stay up late with me on weekends and chat about shit/laugh at niggers
>can handle me getting excited about finding new music and lets me spam him with it
>very touchy-feely or affectionate once you break though the rough exterior (i like to be touched. a lot)
>not turned off by me being a virgin/my lack of experience
will probably never find but one can dream right
>>22965739
Literally me except for a few aspects. Where are you from?
>>22965907
hamburger land
what aspects?
perfect male:
>23 -32
> Norwegian/scandinavian preferably
> not religious
>height dont matter.
>can be as skinny/fat as they want as long as fucking wont be a problem
> open sexually. open to pan type relationships.
>can take care of himself and wont rely on me for money/housing.
>must like video games, board games, D&D.
>no drugs eksept alco.
>cant be shy or to much of an introvert,
> wont mind smells, sweat/farts/stanky pussy
> preferable fetishes: sm, bestiality, torture, scat/piss, large insertions, analplay(on selv and me)
if not any of these are of interest just a submissive tool i can abuse/use for oral sex every now and then.
perfect female:
>chub/fat 20+
> be willing to be a sexual "experimenter" that i can play with, pierce, stretch, abuse and get fucked by my friends when im bored.
> rest same as male.
me:
>24 Norwegian(Finnmark).
> chub and short. cute af
>when at home a total slob, no bra, shaving only for special occasions /or if someone else does it for me while i play videogames.
>respectable outside the house, got good work and likes to be in charge.
love myself more than anything and anyone.
Give me your kik if you wanna talk. Europeans preferred.
>>22940355
Men, run.
