ASSUMPTION_THREAD
>>23877492
Your "friends" don't really care about you.
>>23877512
explain_the_assumption,_anon.
>>23877531
You have a punchable face. People of that sort seem to be the butt of jokes with people they hang out with, but they stick around with them due to seeking acceptance.
>>23877512
faggot
>>23877531
even bigger faggot
>>23877539
I_highly_doubt_Im_the_butt_of_jokes._However_you_were_correct_on_them_wanting_to_be_accepted._I_expect_your_harsh_assumption_comes_from_facing_people_like_myself_in_th_past
>>23877551
Indeed, I have faced my share of Babyface whiners who do incredibly obvious and non-sensical things for the sake of attention.
Hey, another thread to post this same pic in until I can get another half-decent pic of myself.
HERE IT IS.
>>23877574
I_am_not_that_type_of_person._But_then_again_it's_an_assumption._You_just_seem_like_an_angry_autistic_assfucker_who_is_angry_that_he_has_seen_better_days
>>23877583
Look_like_a_really_chill_guy._Would_hang._Probably_tries_to_be_the_life_of_the_party_but_never_quite_gets_there
>>23877585
I seem to have entered a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent. If you'd like to make another attempt you could choose someone as your second. >>23877583
Really should go to more places that other people are, to get pictures.
>>23877630
Caught in traffic on the way to an improv class
>>23877492
>>23877531
you're the nice guys finish last always in the friendzone kinda guy. But you are good company.
>>23877512
You're insecure as hell and you wish you had better bone structure
>>23877583
Your pussy game is better than it should be. But you're a nice guy
>>23877630
you're book smart but not street smart at all.
>>23877666
Total bro, likes old sci-fi and is a bit of a proud geek
>>23877675
you're in a group of friends that are all better looking than you, you like sports.
>>23877492
>the only reason I came here is cause you were on /r9k/
well I guess this is my chance to stop using 4chan
>>23877919
Lol...no.
And you look like a rodent
>>23877675
Aw buddy
>>23878081
Nah. The funny thing is that you probably think your alpha, But I would punch you and your entire crew out than proceed to fuck your rat faced sister and mother.
>>23878090
Jesus, faggot. Fragile ego, much?
>>23878095
Ego is strong, thats why I laid it down fuck boy.
>>23878090
te-tehe._Anon?_You_call_that_Alfa?_What_kind_of_a_fuckingkillme_face_is_that??_Why_do_you_make_your_mouth_look_like_an_asshole?_what_are_you_doing_with_your_eyebrows?_That's_no_face_of_an_alpha._However_it_does_look_as_if_you're_desperately_sucking_in_to_make_your_cheeks_look_better.
>>23878090
Not with arms like that brobeans. Plus you have wonkey eyes so you probably throw punches like a drunk kid. you're taking this awfully seriously senpai.
>>23878090
you look like you just ate something sour
>>23878103
fine_words,_smug_prince._However_I_really_aren't_the_niceguyfinishlast_type._However_it_was_only_an_assumption._your_judgment_is_looked_over.
>>23878100
You're like a retarded gorilla chest pounding at a fucking toddler through the glass
If you weren't a frightened little child, you'd shrug it off like an adult.
>>23877531
please help your grandma and stop taking selfies, you're letting her down
>>23878109
Eh, i'm wrong more often than i am right in these threads. Books and covers and all that crap. You were the dude with the mad fluffy coat in the other thread yeah?
>>23878112
BUT HE'S AN ALPHA! MAN MUST DEFEND HIMSELF
>>23878117
She_deserves_the_pain_she_gets._She_is_useless_to_society._Therfore_I_deserve_the_rightful_place_in_shotgun
>>23878119
yep._He-he._Just_igore_that,_man._Just_goofing_around_that's_all._fuck_XD
>>23878103
Im not worried senpai, I play college football and eat nerds like yourself.
>>23878103
Your the nerd who got frathouse flogged wearing assles chaps in colle... wait, you most likely never went to college.
>>23878127
This explains so much about you. I nailed the sport thing then. Most likely the ugliest in group thing too. Aw buddy.
>>23878134
>Implying_you_ever_went_to_college_despite_literally_looking_like_a_constipated_monkey._Kek._Good_one,_anon._You-nearly_fooled_us_there
>>23878127
>>23878134
>Being this salty.
We don't do frathouses here, we don't need to live with a bunch of dudes 24/7. You're bad at this assumption thing. I even play a more "manly" sport than you. Not that we care about such things right? right? M8?
>>23878134
>>23878127
>>23878100
>>23878090
This has to be a troll.
>>23878135
Interesting you posted ryan reynolds. My name is also Ryan, and Ill have you know I have plenty of friends less attractive than myself. But that doesnt make you look like any less of a beta Rat.
>>23878141
I hope not, it's funnier that way.
>>23878142
>I'll have you know
Look out, gotta a class rep coming through.
>>23878146
Bro you Could be like a super-hero or something. We could call you Rat-Man and I could be your dad. Only I wouldnt be your biological father because your ugly as fuck and your real father was killed during the Rat Holocaust.
>>23877492
Has never had a job, virgin, beta male who's rich parents enable him to stay at home all day and night posting on 4chan and playing video games hoping to one day find a girl to have sex with.
>>23877512
basically the exact definition of a nu-male
>>23877583
This picture is your profile pic on every single social media site and you look significantly more handsome in it than you do in any other pic you have ever taken.
>>23877630
Another nu-male you're a bit quirky though I can tell by your funny face and strange haircut.
>>23877666
You look super friendly in this picture but you actually have the most fucked up sense of humor of anyone you know.
>>23877675
Your mom smoked crack while she was pregnant with you.
>>23877919
Took your picture 2 minutes after hitting curls in the gym. Your idol is patrick bateman.
>>23878159
OOOHHHHHH YOU THINK YOUR ALPHA??
>>23878155
M8 plz
>>23878159
I neglect curls way too much actually. And that picture is old as balls now.
Im regards to you, nice shoulders man. would spot.
>>2387like_monkey_face,_you_like_to_do_bizzare_asshole_mouth_facial_gestures_while_taking_selfies._You_can't_find_anything_that_fits_well_and_you_took_too_much_roidz
>>23878195
Lmao well I mean it's flattering that you think I'm on roids. And this is just my gym clothes.
>>23877492
I almost forgot about the 5 foot nothing 130 lbs soaking wet kid over here. Did you hear about the movie were going to be creating? Starring Rat Face as Rat-Man aswell as myself as his non-biological father because his real dad was murdered by Alligator Nazis during the sewer holocaust of 1991. You can be the virgin computer nerd sidekick who eats fifteen hot pockets a day and ends up getting his ass fucked by Rat-mans Arch enemy.
>>23878202
five_foot_nothing._ayyy_you're_avin_a_laugh_matey.._I'm_6'3_:^)_the_truth_matey._You're_like_a_hunk_of_meet_in_a_slaughter_house._Chimp_face,_with_a_puckered_up_asshole_mouth
>>23878210
If your 6"3 than Im the tallest human being in existence. I am 6"4. Faggot
>>23878216
more_like_6'nothing,_lil_weanie_fag._eheh._ayyy_trying_to_prove_yourself_to_meh._aha
RAT-MAN Coming to a theatre near you. Someone make me a fucking movie poster.
>>23878221
Ever hear the term a photograph holds a thousand words? It must be true because your faggotry level is OVER 9000!!!!!
Campus weed got me thinking up sick ideas tonight bruh.
I also need a Jingle for the Rat-Man movie.
