ASSUMPTIONS THREAD
>>23871787
you smoked for a considerable part of your life. you thought about joining a wrestling team in high school
>>23871798
YUP. AND YUP LOL. YOU LIKE HOCKEY
>>23871787
Didnt go to college
>>23871798
Has a lot of followers on instagram/tumblr
>>23871810
Gets told to smile all the time
>>23871818
NOPE, WENT TO ARIZONA SCHOOL OF MASSAGE THEREPY
>>23871787
Lets black guys fuck his homely gf.
>>23871798
Eats pussy like a champ.
>>23871818
Obsessed with losing weight.
>>23871818
has fucked over 10 guys
>>23871787
420 blaze it
>>23871798
lives to get attention
>>23871810
school shootam
>>23871818
A lot different once you get to meet her
>>23871834 no. .
>>23871841
you could say that.
you: doesn't get enough sleep
>>23871837
actually no :^)
>>23871834
lol
>>23871831
that's a technical school not college
>>23871841
ridiculously true.
has never been able to grow is hair out well
>>23871834
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>23871816
super accurate go blackhawks
>>23871841
that's right bro.. I think you.like metallica
a tout le monde
a tout mes amis
je vous aime
je dois partier
>>23871798
Has sung Frozen karaoke.
>>23871810
Holds grudges x a million
>>23871818
Great at small talk, loves old people. Daddy's little girl gone hipster
>>23871834
Watches quirky porn
>>23871841
Only has like 2 good pairs of pants.. Dgaf
>>23871912
Im ok at small talk. Old people are alright. My dad doesnt care about me and we arent close :P
You: people call you khaleesi both ironically and unironically
>>23871862
went to gcc also
Old picture but it's at least mostly face
>>23871818
Accurate
>>23871841
>>23871912
I'm not at all an angry person, but I can see how that picture might give off that feeling.
>>23871818
>>23871837
also does anal
>>23871936
>>23871936
faggot trying to be more masculine by joining the Navy
>>23871978
Holy shit
>>23871970
Anal virgin t b h
>>23871936
Quiet kid in school no one really knew
>>23871978
I've heard legends but i didn't believe them to be true, could it be? The ultimate Beta?
>>23871926
Ah sorry! Close enough. I like your tatt btw
>khaleesi
Aha, a lot yeah! mainly drunk girls
>>23871947
I wouldn't say angry, the picture is pretty intense tho ngl.
>>23871903
you listen to Megadeth.
>>23872084
Why close your eyes? Why? That makes no sense.
>>23872044
You're filled with such rage...
>>23871936
recruiter made you think your job would be cooler than it is.
>>23871912
Longs for a different world to live in.
>>23871903
You sometimes take acting like a viking way too far, even though you have incredibly little Scandinavian in you.
>>23871818
Is always looking to fill a hole that was left in her heart.
>>23872130
did well in school
>Is always looking to fill a hole that was left in her heart
is this another slut reference kek
>>23872084
>23872084
le deep thinker
>>23872044
has gotten in too many fights
>>23872260
Not particularly. But I COULD have. I always preferred to read instead of do homework.
Not a slut reference. I just think that you're looking for something you lost.
I'll do others in a sec
>>23872285
Hates her shit job but loves her friends. You have very big dreams.
>>23871903
aspie alcoholic
:D
>>23871912
works at a gas station
>>23872285
studying zoology
Give me both barrels
>>23871818
Is my wife, and that's my second toothbrush
>>23871912
Likes DBZ (hence obvious super saiyan cosplay)
>>23872084
Down with Circa Survive and Post-Rock
i'm a lovely mood tonight so here goes
>>23871787
you have dead bodies in your crawl space
>>23871798
still in high school, and you're that guy that picks a girl to be super nice to so she'll suck your dick in your car on lunch but then you ignore her in the halls because you're already working on the next one
>>23871810
bullied a lot but plotting ur revenge
>>23871818
doesn't think she's as cool as her friends
>>23871834
didn't actually fuck too many sluts
>>23871841
the quietest but loyalest bro of the bunch
>>23871936
you worked at an officemax before this and you will work an officemax after this
>>23872084
thinks he has really good taste
>>23872130
loves to talk about how god isn't real
>>23872959
had a kid too young and is desperately clinging to the youth he feels he was robbed off
>>23872390
lives in the midwest
>>23873359
you're super kind but have a bitchy streak. and you probably have good taste in music. you claim you've seen some shit but its probably middle class white girl shit. But you are probably a blast to hang out with.
>>23872959
Super chilled and generally pretty wise.
>>23871936
You're really good at your job but that's about it.
>>23871834
You look naive. Dunno why.
>>23871787
You don't give a fuck. you're the smoker in your group of friends people dont fuck with you because you're a little bit troubled.
>>23871798
is an attention seeker but not a cunt about it. Just loves attention.
>>23871810
feels like a russian nutter. You've gotten in a few street fights in your time.
>>23872346
probably wont r8 in a b1t but is a nice guy generally. kinda self involved though.
>>23871787
you get compliments about your jawline, but your grandma thinks you don't eat enough.
>>23871798
does some kind of painting or something. dunno.
>>23871818
you have a smol tattoo on your butt cheek.
>>23871834
started as a robot but you've become chad since you went to college.
>>23871841
your nickname in the streets is mouse.
>>23871903
is drunk right now :^]
>>23871912
you're a history buff on antiquity.
>>23871936
you get less time to poop than you would like.
>>23872044
you're a manlet.
>>23872130
you got married to a girl you met on tinder when you were 19.
>>23872285
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>>23872346
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>>>23872390
you wish you could find a taller hat.
>>23872959
has a nice car.
>>23873359
grows lots of vegetables and eats them.
>>23873504
Would friend. Loves good times outside, knows how to have a good party and is generally a chilled out guy who thinks drama is stupid
>>23871787
Yugoslav war criminal
>>23871798
Strong independant woman
>>23871810
Secret serial killer
>>23871818
The most asked out girl in class
>>23871834
Bruce lee wannabe
>>23871841
Chechen expat
>>23871912
Clubs every friday
>>23872044
Economics student
>>23872130
Liberal
>>23872285
Lesbian for attention
>>23873533
This is the most slavic photo I've ever seen
>>23871787
you've done heroin at least once
>>23871798
you listen to lourde
>>23871810
you've thought about shooting up a school before
>>23871818
you dated a black guy at one point in high school
>>23871834
you fuck a lot of blondes
>>23871841
you jerk off to traps
>>23871903
your phone background is a pentagram
>>23871912
you read weird books
>>23871936
you don't like your job
>>23872084
you play smash bros a lot
>>23872285
you have a tumblr with a low follower count? idek about this one boys
>>23872390
you have a trump hat hiding somewhere
>>23873359
you don't really need glasses
>>23873504
you've done research chemicals disguised as acid
>>23873533
you're 3pac's brother
>>23871936
Decent evals, zero work ethic
>>23872285
Smokes menthols
>>23873359
Listens to beach house
>>23871903
Drunk before noon every day
>>23873503
Super vain, lots of acquaintances
>>23871810
Death grip while masturbating
>>23872959
lol
you: listen to classic rock exclusively
>>23873359
what friends LOL
you: likes going thrifting and taking random pics for instagram
>>23873504
nope i don't....YET :^)
you: went on a camping trip and didn't have internet for awhile so you took a break from /soc/
>>23873533
def not haha.
You: owns many track suits and adidas shoes
>>23873728
never dated a black dude, actually i never dated anyone in high school
you: grew up very religious and now have broken away from that ideology
>>23872390
I don't no?
>>23872959
Oh I'm all bout those dragon balls!
>>23872130
Who doesn't?
>>23873504
Guess the Roman's were a'ight
>>23873533
Not eevery Friday..
>>23873728
Scuse you, 'The Wisdom of Psychopaths' was a greatt read!
>>23873503
YES SIR, YOU SEEM LIKE A ACEDEMIC TYPE OF GUY.
>>23873728
YES I DID, YOU LIKE TAT 70'S SHOW
>>23874315
they're my fave i went to both shows when they were in town and got beach house inspired tattoos all in the same week
>>23874358
i literally love thrifting so much i work at a thrift store so...nailed it
>>23873728
nah i am very nearsighted and getting worse all the time
>>23873504
i hope to be stable enough to have a garden some day
>>23873503
not even close to middle class but the other stuff is nice, thanks. idk if it's a bitchy streak, more like i'm just moody as hell and super sarcastic.
>>23873504
YOU LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND LOVE TO FISH, YOU ALSO SMOKE WEED.
>>23873533
ITALIAN
>>23873359
I'm gonna say your musical tastes have evolved from Pierce the Veil type hardcore(you still listen though) now to Courtney Barnett / KCRW tier indie with maybe a little guilty taste for cookie cutter flying lotus knockoff bands like Odesza. Not a bad thing
And while it's evident that I'll be a great Father, I'm 25 and am still a ways off from children of my own. The day will come.
>>23874510
18-chan
>>23874803
likes to mix drinks at her place
>>23874315
doesnt have a beard for very long
>>23873728
obviously shy. picky hip hop taste
>>23873533
likes notorious b.i.g.
>>23873504
neohippie slacker
>>23873503
trying to be an actor
>>23873359
tried zero waste
hm
>>23872285
Smoke weed, pretentiously think you're a free spirit or some shit. Probably still a nice person.
>>23872390
Midwest. Has a pickup truck.
>>23872402
Owns some unique small business.
>>23872959
Actually a happy person. Got your shit together.
>>23873359
Listens to hipster music - Vampire weekend and conor oberst and shit. Nice person, but socially awkward and doesn't know how to connect with people.
>>23873504
Actually free spirit, went on a trip across the ocean and couchhopped one summer to "experience the world". Basically had a few "adventurous hobo months"
>>23874803
Doesn't wanna be seen with someone, apparently.
>>23875472
I can't get over the asymmetric shape of your skull in that picture. Like, clearly it's the picture, but you look like the top of your head is being sucked into the warp.
>>23875902
yeah the crappy front camera of my phone
>>23874803
serial monogamist
>>23871818
Talks a lot
