What would anon do if you woke up to me stroking your cock?
Sigh, shake my head and question the choices I made in my life.
>>23848963
Make a thread about it.
kill you
>>23848965
Good answer lol
>>23848963
i dont have one but fingering pussy maybe?
>>23848968
Pair of Ducks
>>23848971
Why certainly ;)
>>23848963
You honestly look a lot like me so it'd bè weird
>>23848979
well probably punch you
>>23848974
I don't much with paradox and dix haha
I don't know the answer, sadly.
>>23848980
Have you never wondered what it would be like to have sex with yourself?
>>23848988
Just let it happen anon hah
>>23848998
I hardly doubt that.
>>23849034
You might even start to like it.
Probably freak out and ask how you got in my house, then maybe invest in better locks or new windows depending on your method of entry.
>>23848984
el oh el
>>23849042
I materialized in your room from the air vent. Just to play with your dick. You should be flattered lol
>>23849038
No problem.
I'd ask why Josh Peck was in my house and probably play video games with you
>>23848963
Stroke you back out of courtesy.
>>23849059
If I knew you, I definitely would be. As things are I'd mostly be worried about a stranger breaking and entering into my house to molest me.
>>23848963
Piss myself so that you'd have a shitty day too
I'd kick your ass, and I'm gay.
>>23849110
Fine, I'd do some magic and disappear :/
>>23849075
Best answer by far
>>23849138
Thank you. Instead you could materialize for some coffee and a date, get to know me, and take the normal route into my pants. I'm no slut, anon.
>>23849120
Wow
>>23849117
More like... a pissy day
*cricket sound*
>>23849165
Wow? You don't touch someone without their approval like that. You've been reading too much online erotica, I think.
>>23849155
I'm sorry anon.. :(
I'd leave my number on the fridge and we can meet for lunch.
>>23849173
No lol I just asked what people would do in a hypothetical situation.
Relax anon
>>23849068
gggg
>>23849230
Replied back and k.
Probably beat you up and then fuck you in the ass raw
>>23848963
That depends on if you were smart enough to move the shotgun I have leaning against the wall and the pistol tucked under the mattress out of my reach.
>>23849265
Kinky ;)
>>23849280
Guess I'd be pretty dead then.
Props for good home defense, even though I'd mean you no harm.
>>23849173
yes anooonnn
i'd probably shoot you dead honestly you degenerate`
>>23849075
Fuck. Beat me to it.
>>23849289
Wouldn't just shoot you.
Bet you never expected to be cleaning anon's house at gunpoint though, and every inch of my house will be spotless when you're done.
>>23849454
That's fair.
>>23849465
I'm guessing once I'm done you would shoot me?
>>23849470
Clean. Every. Fucking. Inch.
Should be sufficient punishment for your faggotry. Wouldn't be wise to return, though.
>>23849494
Pink Guy will be there to save me when you least expect it.
>>23849506
Pink guy is armed. Pink guy in my turf. Pink guy gonna leave red stains on the carpet that you will have to clean up
>>23849522
If you can catch him b0ss
>>23848963
ARE YOU A GAY?
>>23849522
Could have simply forced me to clean your cock and then you wouldn't be so pent up and stressed
>>23849540
Bi nigga
I don't know. Scream possibly, and push you off. Then ask what the fuck you do with your hair because it looks so soft.
>>23849563
Then I'd tell you Head and Shoulders 2 in 1.
Pull out a random bottle out on nowhere and toss it to you.
>>23849289
Would nut on your face after and then beat you up again. I'll see you again tomorrow morning
>>23849554
I dunno m8, you seem pretty submissive for a bi
>>23849577
Eh, it all depends on my mood. I'm pretty chill
>>23849573
Why so violent, anon?
You'd think you would be tired after all that
I'll let you go on and ask you to let me scratch your facial hair like my kitties. Unless you disagree, I'll keep you as my pet. I'll permit some day off for you too.
>>23849692
That sounds lovely anon :)
>>23849546
But no homo
>>23849083
Is it weird that I want to stroke your hair
>>23849706
Sure
We would both win
>>23849717
Lol, not really. Everyone that's touched my hair has always been like, "So soft... Must play with"
>>23849692
Come to think of it, you'd get more than just a handjob ;)
I'd inquire as to whether you have a nice ass.
You do have a nice ass, right anon?
>>23849754
Send me a message and maybe you'll find out ;)
[email protected]
>>23849702
Your hair will become my stress ball, your nips will become my bubble wraps, and your voice shall whisper to my ear when I need it the most.
>>23848963
>beat you unconscious
>strip you nude
>tie you up
>gag you
>blindfold you
>stuff you in cars trunk
>drive to middle of nowhere
>knock you out again if regained consciousness in trunk
>leave you there in the middle of nowhere gagged, blindfolded, and hands tied behind your back
>>23849783
Well that doesn't sound very fun hah
>>23849775
Bubble wraps? lol
>>23849754
But yes, I'd say I do
I'd force you down onto my cock, facefuck you, and then keep you and turn you into my personal cocksleeve for at least the next 24 hours
desu
>>23849880
That sounds kinda hot actually
>>23849901
I figure if you're stroking my cock while I'm sleeping, it's what you need anyway
>>23850008
I'm curious to know what else you would do ;)
>>23848963
Pretend I was sleep, let you finish, and awkwardly walk away slightly questioning my sexuality.
>>23850056
I'd realize you were pretending and start sucking your cock to get a reaction out of you ;)
>>23850022
Probably just strip you down and put you in some nice snug briefs that showcase your ass and then just enter a repeated cycle of gently fingering and teasing your ass with my cock and then having my way with you until your moans got so loud that the neighbors called the police desu
Probably shove my cock in your face a bunch of times for you to worship, too
>>23850144
How much cock are we talking here? Can I see? ;)
>>23850167
Just asking, you turned me on
>>23850226
7" long, 5.5" thick
Not posting here but maybe privately, if you tell what else you'd do after I woke up
>>23850293
I would rub the tip of your cock with the palm of my hand and then start licking the shaft up and down. I'd start sucking on your balls while I stroke your big cock. Then I'd look up at you as I began to swallow every inch
Call the cops
>>23850335
The most realistic response so far haha
>>23848963
be super excited I have a dick and immediately try and rape you.
>>23850330
Good stuff lad
>>23850454
So you're saying you don't already have one?
Ask you to shit on me while you stroke my cock.
>>23850469
How about that private chat?
>>23850483
Email? Now going to bed, but will msg you tomorrow
>>23850531
[email protected]
I will look forward to it
>>23850474
of course i don't.
bf thanks god I dont every day.
>>23850586
I bet he's one lucky guy :)
