MAKE AN ASSUMPTION THREAD!
>>23843170
You're bisexual.
You have very bad taste in art.
You really like ramen type noodles for some strange reason.
I'm probably pretty work, but eh.
>>23843187
Pretty wrong.*
Autocorrect is acting up, again.
>>23843187
NEET. Dropped out of college.
i'm actually pure faggotry, i think art is so subjective you can't have a good/bad taste in it and i love ramen!
>>23843202
NEET for time being, getting back into school though.
kek
I think it depends on some criteria. Then again, it takes a whole lot of time and energy to argue about those things, so I'm not going to bother doing that here. There is this saying, "One does not argue about taste", which is a pretty good social principle to live by imo.
Cheers m9.
>>23843170
you like cats and have one atm
>>23843187
you browse /mu/ and are the quiet one in your group of friends
>>23843170
Didn't enjoy highschool.
>>23843187
Never enjoyed cheese as much as the next person.
>>23843854
Have never gotten stung by a wasp.
>>23843187
College student prob lib arts
>>23843170
Homo
>>23843854
Tumbrl activist
>>23843907
Supperior fedora
>>23843912
>>23843907
true
you go to a lot of clubs
>>23843916
nah
you own a van
>>23843924
True just bought one from germany had to rub off serial numbers though.
>>23843916
likes old crime movies
>>23843907
could be an actor, but too lazy
>>23843854
quite sensitive, vegetarian or vegan
>>23843187
reads a lot. your parents fucked up in some way
>>23843170
kicked out of home and now fighting his way
>>23843170
Anxiety issues
>>23843187
Average joe
>>23843854
"I don't listen to mainstream music! Fuck that shit. I love muse. They are soooo underground"
>>23843907
Shy
>>23844146
A real bro
Do me, nerds.
>>23843170
You're Str8
>>23843187
I'd assume you're very stressed about something.
>>23843854
Uses problematic a lot.
>>23843907
Is secretly a cat
>>23844146
Went on an adventure and convinced himself he was a dog.
He then howled at the moon and bit the pizza guy
>>23844224
Spends more time on the pool side then in the actual pool..
Always the first guy to suggest Volleyball.
>>23843170
Bisexual Wolfkin
>>23843187
Repairs motorbikes and gets into long term relationships
>>23843854
You work in fastfood and watch loads of anime
>>23843907
ugh sexy, Im guessing you work in local supermarket but youre like eh fok this i could be abacrombie, so painfully arrogant to0
>>23843916
you own a honda civic car and a horse
>>23844146
you talk to 16 year oldson omegle
>>23844224
Dropout, into computers
>>23844269
Is_a_meth_whore
>>23844241
Went to a "special" class
>>23843187
buffalo_bill
>>23843854
Nah, tbqh with you.
You are into animu.
>>23843907
I actually love cheese.
You were bad at sports in school.
>>23843916
>>23843912
No, not into college.
You unironically squat with your pachanchiks.
>>23844146
In a way.
Deep, but extremely lively voice.
>>23844224
Can't comment on that.
You like water sports.
>>23844241
Is either very tall or short.
>>23844242
Yes.
>>23844269
I like bikes. But I can't repair a one. Relationships are a meme.
You are very capricious and into drinking mind boggling amounts of alcohol.
>>23844258
>>23844308
>>23844322
>>23844324
An abstract kind of shitposter.
>>23843170
That's the best pic you've ever taken.
>>23843187
You're lonely (for no good reason).
>>23843854
You're closer to your dad than you are your mom.
>>23843907
Hates reading
>>23843916
Effeminate
>>23844146
Good-natured but has no sense of humor.
>>23844224
Money issues
>>23844241
Have a large penis.
>>23844258
Excessively self-conscious
>>23844269
Most of your friends are gay dudes
>>23844308
Not as popular as he likes to think.
>>23844332
>>23844333
HA accurate
>>23844333
was_molested_as_a_small_child._Played_with_his_shit_in_preschool
>>23844333
smokes and is too into GoT
>>23844322
browses r9k, plays starcraft
>>23844308
most of your friends are girls
>>23844269
not many of your friends are girls
>>23844241
sometimes people think you're dumb
>>23844224
you skateboard
>>23844146
gay, likes being called "daddy"
>>23843916
bartends and plays in an emo revival band
>>23843907
good vegetarian paleo chef
>>23844374
Macaulay_Culkins_retarded_brother
>>23844332
What's wrong with squatting cyka?
>>23844333
The fuck you say biatch cyka I fuck you up
>>23844374
>emo
If there were any emos we beat them up
>>23844384
Oh shit waddup
>>23844324
a bit pretentious probably. run of the mill memer.
>>23844333
likes lotr a lot
>>23844374
underage
>>23843170
browses tumblr
>>23844374
gets called underage a lot
>>23844333
looks like a normalfag
>>23843170 you love fisting and bbc
>>23843187 you are a racist
>>23843854 heavily into drugs
>>23843907 has a mental disorder
>>23843916 you are balding
>>23844146 you have done sex with a 14
>>23844224 earphones just to look cool
>>23844241 you have 3 chromosome 21
>>23844258 you are pregnant
>>23844269 single mom
>>23844308 virgin
>>23844333 you use your mother's tweezers
>>23844374 your mom is a slut
>>23843170
Gay hipster snowflake.
>>23843187
You like to read. Also jaded and cynical.
>>23843854
Hates Tumblr despite looking like a Tumblrina.
>>23843907
Friendly and outgoing. Likes indie music.
>>23844146
Likes to have insightful conversation.
>>23844224
Pretty normal, maybe hiding some insecurities.
>>23844269
Fun to be around, but still has trouble making friends.
>>23844333
Smart, reads a lot. Condescending.
>>23844374
Babyface syndrome has caused a lot of inconveniences.
>>23845330
Socially awkward, but interesting to talk to.
>>23845338
Shy, has trouble making friends.
>>23845378
Arrogant.
>>23845448
Fairly true.
>>23843170
Not happy with their life.
>>23843187
Transformer collection owner
>>23843854
Deeply in love with someone that doesn't love her in return.
>>23843907
Heavy smoker.
>>23843916
Works construction. Collects cards.
>>23844146
Overreacts at the slightest mention of fortune tellers not being real.
>>23844224
Chews inside of cheek when nervous. Gets "lit" often.
>>23844241
Defines age as just a number and money as no consequence.
>>23844269
Heartbreaker. Constantly.
>>23844308
Is spiderman.
>>23845330
Heartfelt apologist.
>>23845448
Has secret desire to be desired by a monastery of monks.
>>23843170
Living in some bum fuck middle of nowhere corn county, saving up to move to big city
>>23843187
Lives by the coast, sailor through by through not just some preppy prat on daddy's yatch, longs for the sea and wind to sail her by
>>23843854
Has an aesthetic you follow almost religiously, currently working her way in retail, wishes she became a nurse
>>23843907
Yoga instructor doesn't believe in any new age bullshit does it only for strong core and to pull girls
>>23843916
Dmitri Artyom the 3rd
>>23844146
Markiplier with a shaved head, probably bro tier, plays piano well
>>23844224
Used to be a giant nerd, now Chad, sometimes wishes life was how it used to be
>>23844269
Photographer, currently working in a commercial setting wishes she could travel and photograph rural americana with her leika
>>23844333
Plays MOBAs pretty much solely. Does not ever ever change. Chill otherwise, blazes it up regularly
>>23844374
underage b&
>>23845330
Loves edm and all manner of techno not a fan of clubbing and raving, currently studying
>>23845448
3edgy5me, genuinely nice girl irl, puts on act online. Probably gets stoned often and watches shitty movies
>>23845621
Watches broscience. Doesn't believe cardio exists. Doesn't believe anything other than free weights work. Chill otherwise.
>>23845330
Still beautiful but definitely 6/10 now compared to before haircut solid 8/10. I hope you have a good end image or at least maybe a "style" which matches the haircut. Like I said, no offense. And if you're going through some existential crisis about waking up super beautiful and all, you can just type some on /soc/ or see a shrink.
>>23845847
see i can just part my hair differently and it covers up the shavey bit completely, so it isn't even something i have to worry about matching with my clothes
>>23845884
Take a pic where you've done it up in the style of your choice and I'll understand you better. But I believe you.
>>23845862
you love reddit.
>>23845762
you don't drink or do drugs
>>23845621
you're a big guy
>>23845448
you love tumblr
>>23845378
really into taylor swift for some reason
>>23845338
hate your parents
>>23845330
first kiss was a girl
>>23844384
oh shit waddup
>>23845888
This is what I was talking about. I can just part my hair closer to the center so it falls over the shaved side.
>>23845884
ohwell. I believe you anyway-- that is, you look good in it and that you've thought it out. cheers. puss puss.
>>23845950
ohhh! I was just saying good night! Yea.. wow, you still look smashing. I would love to post, but.. I've got issues with people wanting to save my face. and I think people would like to save it.. he he! would love to talk more with you about stuff but I'll get your info some other night I think
>I'll post assumptions in a bit because it's 3am here.
But I swear I'm not a hippie!
>>23846000
Brit confirmed.
>>23846000
Attends conventions/10
>>23845338
wtf are we related? holy shit
>>23843170
Has watched black butler and adores Sebastian
>inb4 Boston bomber or anything terrorist related
>>23846042
[insert random name], i-is that you?
>>23846533
manlet
>>23846102
big fan of virat kohli
>>23845981
gay
>>23846102
That was the worst thing I've ever read
>>23846102
>>inb4 Boston bomber or anything terrorist related
You look like someone who knows about pooters.
>>23846567
you talk with a lisp and say "ya, totally"
>>23846533
you're insecure and lifting is the only thing that makes you feel powerful
>>23846102
youre relatively smart but you think you're way smarter than you are
>>23846000
sometimes you try too hard to be the "cool chick," stop swearing so much
>>23845950
youre insecure and get too attached too quickly to men. youre dad probably abandoned you.
>>23845862
you're really nice to girls but deep down you hate them and have rape fantasies
>>23845762
you're kind of an outcast because you try so hard
>>23845621
you're smarter than people think you are
>>23845448
extremely shy
>>23845378
insecure and you overcompensate by trying to look good and be funny and cunty
>>23845338
pretty chill brah
>>23845330
youre looking for the perfect guy that can put up with your deficiencies , but its tough. you're thinking of settling
>>23844374
youre voice is not masculine enough and you tell yourself it doesnt matter, even though it does
>>23844333
you've only participated in gay sports like cross country running
>>23844308
arrogant, pretentious, cynical, offensive. all to compensate for your lack in physicality and masculinity.
>>23844322
autistic
>>23844269
you try hard to seem effortless
>>23846897
shops at thrift stores for fun
>>23846533
watches a lot of anime
>>23846567
eats a lot of microwave meals
>>23845762
plays the piano
no bullies allowed
>>23843170
Your parents find you pathetic
>>23843187
Scared to talk to almost any female
>>23843854
You get piercings because you're average looking.
>>23843907
Absolutely slay pussy
>>23843916
Dope as fuck owns more adidas than anyone on the whole planet.
>>23844146
Would be so much more confident without a receding hairline.
>>23844224
Acts douchey but has a heart of gold deep down.
>>23845621
Deadlifts 500
>>23845762
Smokes a lot of weed
>>23845950
Ugliest in your group of girl friends
>>23845981
Clenches jaw in every pic would be attracitve if you weren't autistic beyond belief.
>>23846000
Filter + make up is concealing horrible acne
>>23846102
Gay mexican concerned about Social justice
>>23846533
Lifts to try to counteract your deep homoerotic feelings.
>>23846567
Virgin + amazing gamer
>>23846669
Lift several days a week but never makes any progress.
>>23844146
sensitive but I couldn't commit to a vegan/vegetarian lifestyle desu
You like to cycle
>>23844224
me in 2010
>>23844269
>>23844332
why do i seem to be into anime, it's just not my thing
>>23844333
nah,
you work retail
>>23845378
i guess
you like photography
>>23845448
Suppose you're right
>>23845621
I hope not, in a relationship
you used to be insecure about your appearance but now you like it
>>23845762
nope
you love memes unironically
>>23847235
Yep :(
>>23847235
/fit/ shitposter
>>23847215
narcissist
>>23846533
insecure about height
>>23846102
loves curry
>>23846897
vegan/loves animals
>>23843170
Make an ass of you and me.
![[Insert witty comment on tiredness and penguins].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E9DASU3.jpg "[Insert witty comment on tiredness and penguins].jpg")
>>23844269
You drink a lot.
>>23844333
Shit at maths, pretty good at construction.
>>23844374
You love being able to get away with paying child prices.
>>23845330
More of a follower than leader.
>>23845338
New house?
>>23845378
Drives a BMW
>>23845448
Likes badgers
>>23845621
Is true slav worker
>>23845762
He married that rock.
>>23846000
Loves "raves"
>>23846669
I'd assume you're an introvert, you hate the outdoors, never been camping in your life.
>>23847235
Did you get your eyebrows done?
Out of all the assume threads I've ever posted in, I think I've had exactly one person "get it right."
>>23847994
You're quiet, really into television, films, or books, and wish you had better facial hair.
>>23847988
Doesn't realize he looks like an Orthodox Jew with that hat, unless he is actually an Orthodox Jew.
>>23847979
You're a bit of a fitness freak and care about how you look. You might have a slight narcissistic streak but aren't too self-absorbed and don't try too hard.
>>23847235
Plucks his own eyebrows. Posts a lot of /fit/ selfies on Facebook and other social media; gets a lot of likes on them, but they're almost exclusively men. (sorry, m8, you remind me of a guy I know)
>>23847215
Thinks having a nose ring makes her look edgy and artistic.
>>23848217
Ultra Orthodox Amish.
>>23846669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05xoThyZVwe
I think my voice is fine
>>23843170
Tumblr otherkin. Go to chinese cartoon dedicated conventions
>>23843187
That's your OkCupid profile pic, and you don't like to smile on pictures
>>23843854
You spend your days on /soc/ and have 4 cats
>>23843907
Teach surf to kids and drown in pussy
>>23844146
Genuinely kind, not the most loud of your crew but definitely the one everybody loves
>>23844224
wears beanie and tshirts during summer
>>23844241
Filthy Frank w/ Down Syndrome
>>23844258
doesn't rate other
>>23844269
You're like one of those actually funny girls that only hangs out with guys
>>23844324
is actually cool
>>23844333
annoying laugh, shouts ALLAH UAKBAR after taking a shit
>>23844374
Is going to brag about his friends that he browses the 4chan
>>23845330
Spoils GoT on fb
>>23845338
is average
>>23845378
you speak spanish
>>23845448
You took to long to take this picture
>>23845621
French
>>23845762
Is going to make a lot of money in 5 years
>>23845950
Would have rejected me during 8th grade
>>23845981
is a dank meme
>>23846669
That friend that once fell off a roof while drunk
>>23847235
average among the average
>>23847994
Boring during sex
>>23847979
Self counscious about his lack of facial hair but still drown in pussy
>>23848217
goes to gay bar because drinks are cheaper
>>23849152
Haha, thanks man (cool guy) make an assumption for this tooi. You seem like a chill dude
>>23849180
yeah, thanks, nice facial structure man
>>23849152
Hold up - drinks are cheaper at gay bars?
>>23849195
we have to figure it out pal, who goes first
>>23849152
>>23849195
Same guy. Posting from my girlfriend's house, so no, it wasn't a gay bar.
However, one of my best friends is gay. Now that I think about it, on the rare occasions I've gone with him to the local queer club, I do think the drinks may have been a pinch cheaper.
>>23847988
Is a good cook/likes cooking
>>23847979
You like ice hockey, specifically the NY Rangers
do me do me
>>23851687
Bingo
>>23849229
parents are not divorced
>>23849421
"opiates interest me"
>>23851717
sadism/masochism fetish
>>23851968
straight A's in high school
>>23851968
follows competitive sports religiously
>>23851717
burned out on desk job
>>23849421
likes drawing cartoon figures
>>23849180
is positive
>>23849152
lives in a rural area,likes jogging
>>23848217
life of the party
>>23847207
actively looking for a partner
>>23846897
in college
>>23846669
easy going but can be rude
>>23845448
have lazy days and hates it
>>23843170
uses poppers, messed up relationship with parents
>>23843187
votes for Trump
>>23843854
ironic, unserious, kind of funny
>>23843907
arrogant
>>23843916
polish gangster
>>23844146
works in a social field
>>23844224
smokes weed and likes clubbing
>>23844258
mother's boy
>>23844269
feminist
>>23844333
loves cheese
>>23845330
easily offended
>>23845338
is closeted gay
>>23845448
has an aluminium bat, often end up in fights
>>23845862
loves outdoors, hunting, hiking etc
>>23845950
likes to go out with her girl friends and get drunk
>>23846000
is trying to open her third eye chakra with meditation and by eating spinach
>>23846897
likes indie music
>>23847207
loves bbc
>>23847215
likes smoking weed
>>23847235
player
>>23847979
likes hockey
>>23847988
very chill guy, but deep down there hides some very dark stuff lol
>>23851717
has a big collection of something (cards or something)
>>23851968
likes to masturbate more than sex
>>23852461
looks innocent on the outside but enjoys to abuse innocent cats
>>23847994
likes cars. goes to uni. brit.
>>23847235
/fit/ chad bro
>>23845762
into music/art
gets told theyre a funny guy by girls
>>23845621
/fit/ but not a chad or a bro. lives with his mom.
alt right political beliefs.
>>23845448
thinks about suicide a lot but too much of a pussy to commit. probably on ssris.
>>23844374
vegetarian/vegan
drinks a lot of water
likes talking about the physical quality of their own shit to friends.
>>23844333
probably /mu/ as fuck. close with family. very few friends.
>>23844269
has a tumblr full of b&w pics. big fan of either Regina Spektor normie singer song-writer bullshit or trendy shoegaze bands.
>>23843907
Russell Brand but not Russell Brand. Nu-Male but you actually get to fuck women.
>>23853117
Working in food service
>>23852461
Clinical depression
>>23849152
Yo-yo champ, wears fake punk clothes
>>23853232
sadist. likes to dominate in sex while putting pain on the other
>>23843916
Works with his hands. Has been in several fistfights in his adult life.
>>23844146
Cross country runner. Drinks bottled water. Good at math.
>>23844269
Likes buzzfeed. Went to a private college. Drinks expensive coffee.
>>23844308
Thinks he's an unmotivated genius. Got As and Bs without trying in high school and college. Is really just an annoyingly smug douche and kind of lazy.
>>23847979
you like watching sports but you aren't very good at them
>>23847988
browses /a/
>>23847994
still unsure of what you want to do with your life
>>23848217
gets along with almost everyone
>>23849152
i have 0 cats tyvm (dog person)
you smoke a lot of weed
>>23849421
dealer
>>23851717
you work IT
>>23851968
/fit/ poster, you like gym selfies
>>23852461
has a big group of friends
>>23852994
very true
>>23853117
strained relationship with siblings
that me >>23843854
