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is being a roastie really as big of a deal in real life as you guys make it out to be?
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>>23841764
Depends on the roast
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Roastie?

It's a vagina, if anyone is that petty they're more than likely a virgin which like 60% of this board traffic is.

No normal person is gonna pull of someone's pants and be like "Oh you're vagina isn't pretty enough" No it's a fucking vagina, it's not gonna smell like vanilla, be perfectly shaven and have a perfect symmetrical labia.

The only people who care about "roasties" are neet virgins with a distorted perception of sex due to years of watching porn
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>>23841766
this. there are varying degrees.
>inb4 the thirst
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>>23841788
This.
Anyone fussy enough to pitch a shitfit about that frankly does not deserve to get his dick wet.
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>>23841764
Nah. It all fucks the same. Just as long as you are clean. Keep cheese in those flaps like an unwashed uncut dick keeps smegma in its pocket and of course it's gross.
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>>23841764
yo if thats u on the pic, please post your kik :D
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>>23841827
Fuck off faggot
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>>23841764

That is a lovely looking vagina.
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I lost my virginity to my current GF and desu I was pretty sad when I saw her pussy for the first time. I realized it really is not important at all. I play with her curtains with the tip of my dick sometimes, she gets really embarrassed about it.
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>>23841764
I wouldn't take 98% of what 4chan says as being a normal or rational opinion.
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>>23841764
No. Most guys like it and some don't care. I like roasties.
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No. Just as with the whole penis size/rate obsession, the person to which it is attached is far more important.

If you got to the point that you are taking each others clothes off, you are waaaay past bothering what the other person's junk looks like.

While on that topic: Sex is messy, sweaty, smelly and you are not going to look charming doing it so fucking stop worrying and enjoy.
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>>23841764
Innies are definitely prettier and more feminine but it's not like I'd kick a roastie out of bed if that's what you're asking me, I would say it's as big of a deal as whether a guy has a 7 inches instead of 8 inches, doesn't matter that much but it'd be better if he had 8.
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i think 'roasties' are fucking hot, man

easier access to the lips = more fun with my mouth
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I personally like having some skin to play with, so no.
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>>23842650
>are definitely
Okay, thanks for forming and stating everyone's opinion m8. And by m8 I mean never my mate, faggot.
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>>23843493
Sorry for stating an objective fact of life mr numale lmao
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>>23843568
It's a personal opinion not a fact, you can only speak for yourself. Personally I prefer some lip, innies to me are rather boring and have no characters. Heart shaped labia turn me on like no other.
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Ex was a roastie. Lips would get sticky and pull and hurt her when we were fucking.
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>>23844063
It was nice to look at and suck on, but fucking wasn't that great.
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>>23842626
Speak for yourself, I look charming doing it.

>>23841764
Being a "roastie," as you have called it, has literally no effect on the desires of a non-virgin, a real man, or someone who actually likes you for you, and not just your pussy; no exceptions. You have a beautiful vagina, that I would love to put my mouth on, and you should feel good about it <3
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>>23841764
You realize that's what most vaginas look like, right? "Roastie" is just a meme, dude.
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>>23841788
>>23841806

angry hambeast femmes detected.

all guys pass judgement on blown out gashes. if they don't say it, its just cause they wanna dig you out and they don't wanna screw it up
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>>23841764
Obviously just the same way you'd fuck someone with a 3 inch cock if you were desperate enough, any guy will bang a roastie. Given the choice though, an innie is preferable just like a nice thick juicy 7 incher would be.

The only real difference in this comparison is that girls are far less likely to be in a situation of desparation unless they're a burn victim. At any given time they have at least a hand full of thirsty guys at their beck and call. And have the luxury of choice.

Guys with small dicks though, are basically screwed. And frankly it isn't fair. So we try to bring awareness to roasties in an attempt to even the playing field.
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christ how many guys did you fuck like 10
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>>23844049
do you also think pretty women have no characters compared to uglies ye fucking bitch boy
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>>23842650
>more feminine.

Man, imagine having a masculine pussy
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>>23844140
isn't fair? who makes the sort of world where a female can pick and choose. it's certainly not us m8

a roastie is also going to feel much the same in the end. Not like a 3 incher.

so no. it's pretty fair if you ask me.
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>>23844206
the on in OP looks pretty masculine with all that meat flailing around
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>>23844228
Let me explain it to you lad, chubby thick thighs and tits are more feminine than flat chests and skinny legs, same goes with cute, elegant innie pussies compared to meat curtains
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>>23844231
>muh high-test
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>>23844236
low test detected
enjoy sucking on your gf's meat lad
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>>23844223
no it looks like a standard adult female vagina.
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>>23841764
>is being a roastie really as big of a deal in real life as you guys make it out to be?
no. you fucking retard.
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>>23841764

no real person who's actually capable of interacting with a human woman without crying, shitting himself, or abusing her, has ever given the slightest shit. Nor do they know what the word even means.
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>>23842650
>more feminine

It's a cunt. There's no such fucking thing as a "more feminine" cunt.

Christ, you people, I swear to god. If you're gonna devote your life to porn, you could at least choose good porn.
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>>23844805
relax roastie lmao
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>>23844690
let me guess, you're American
I'm sure that's the standard there and I pity you
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>>23844817
>I'm sure
No you're not
You are a clueless boob and a 3.5/10 troll
But please keep posting; your inane bullshit acts as a constant reminder of what being 13 was like.
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>>23844845
whatever amerilard, don't you have some meat curtains to suck on?
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>>23844817
No, I'm British and even posess quite a "neat" looking pussy. But you'd actually be amazed by how much labia differonce you leave puberty. You'd know it if you saw a few tho :c

enjoy being attracted only to what looks like a child in the end. its p creepy man.
anyway Im sure you are trolling. no one is this stupid.
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>>23844901
differ rather
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>>23844872
No u
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>>23841764
No. Guys are just grateful to get their dicks wet.

>>23841788 has the right idea. Hell, I even prefer to see girls with a little extra labia in the porn I watch to add to the "realism".
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This is literally the only place where people have an opinion on it.

Source: Used to be a camwhore here for attention during high school (you're all pedophiles!) and now I'm a grown up post-college whore who has gotten a lot of meat with my roasties. Go fuck some cuties, cutie
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>>23845010
Ew gross!

But you are absolutely correct, of course.
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>>23841764
it's actually funny you should say so cause i've experienced the opposite.
i've had a guy "shame" me for being an innie saying something like "well i guess your vagina doesn't get cold since your outer labia covers it" cause i was okay with not wearing panties (afterwards)
i'm comfortable with my vagina but that comment def lingered...
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>>23845524

holy shit! That's the most idiotic thing I've heard/read a guy said.
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>>23845537
in all fairness, he was definitely a full blown idiot and no one really ever said anything negative about my vagina but i guess you remember the negative ones more.
This being said tho, like most people in this thread are saying, i don't think the exact look of the vagina matters when you're dealing with actual Men (emphasis on the M)
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>>23845558
(or girls, but that goes without saying that we understand the diversity better and are def not fussy about it)
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>>23845558

Well, feels matter much more than looks but still aesthetics matter.

Also, is there any way I can see yours? Just because you brought it up.
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>>23845587
Well ofc everyone has their preferences but when down to it most people do not care.
And sorry but i don't come here to spost nudes or anything, i do think it's nice looking though
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>>23845587
the thirst is real
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>>23845604

tastes differ. I preffer small labia minora, chubby majora and big clit.
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>>23844129
It's really sad that people actually think like this.

>>23844817
Jesus christ, I fucked a girl in paris last year and her vagina looked like this. No 2 vagina's look alike, no vagina looks perfect. Just like your right curving micro dick doesn't look like the next guys.

Seriously, any guy who has a normal sex life will tell you that shit doesn't matter at all. It all comes down to maturity.

>>23845587
>Also, is there any way I can see yours? Just because you brought it up.

Also this is why I fucking hate this weird backwards ass board. This fucking bootleg pornsite filled with desperate virgins.

I'm just in awe of this thread.
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>>23841789
Yeah, agreeing with this. More or less a virgin here (had sex once and didn't cum) so take that how you will, but at least online I've seen some really disgusting roasties. For the most part, I wouldn't turn a girl down because of it though, the same way I would hope a girl wouldn't turn me down because she thinks my dick is ugly or something. Unless it's really fucked up, like the equivalent to an awkwardly curved pimple/cheese covered dick, then I would have to pass.
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#teamnolabia ;A;

I don't have any inner labia at all
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>>23845764

good for you. if you are a femanon, good for mankind.
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>>23841764

No
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>>23844129
blown out gashes....thinks a roastie means a girls been fucked a bunch. That's a sure sign you've never seen a vagina in real life.
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>>23841764
No, pussy is pussy. 9/10 you will get fucked regardless of what it looks like.
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>>23841764
It's like having a small penis it sucks it'll turn off your partner but other then the Internet no one gives a fuck it's not going to stop you from getting laid
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>>23848447
>It's like having a small penis

No, it's not

>it'll turn off your partner

No, it won't.

Pro tip: if you have questions about sex or anatomy, ask literally anywhere but here.
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>>23841764
Vaginas come in many shapes and forms, I tend to love all but everyone has a preference and also a less liked (or hated). I like big lips as much small ones, as long they aren't dark or bloody.
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I'd finger fuck that roastie and French kiss it too
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>>23844205
I like beautiful women with beautiful pussy lips. Not everyone will have the same tastes as you. Get over it.


This thread is getting so ridiculous, it's reminding me why I stopped going on 4chan in the first place
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I never even realized this 'roastie' thing was a thing until i came to 4chan. Literally nobody cares irl
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>>23844120

3/4 I've been with were not roasties. I guess I was just lucky.
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Trust me honey, there is no such thing as an ugly vagina to experienced guys
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ITT: I have never seen a vagina
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>>23841764
I've seen some disgusting pictures on the internet, but irl I've never met a girl who's pussy looked gross or anything, even with a bit of wing.

it's one of those things where the idea of it is gross, but the reality doesn't bother you so much. like the fact that a girl getting "wet" is basically just snot oozing from her vag.

You've got to be seriously deformed like bottom 1% worst case scenario roastie to really put a guy off.

>>23841788
>it's not gonna smell like vanilla, be perfectly shaven and have a perfect symmetrical labia.

girls with perfect pussies do exist tho, and they're not *that* rare. i'm sorry that you've never experienced one.
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>>23841764
Thats a cute vagina. Would do.
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>>23841788

This, and also outer labia is NOT a sign of how tight the pussy will be.
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That's getting eaten all day, no guy is turning down any pussy once they get to it
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>>23849377
Holy fedora, Batman!
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Also guys don't ever ever really talk in detail about girls pussys can't think of any of my friends saying anything bad about one
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Nah
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>>23841764
no one gives two shits. vagina is vagina. of course if you suck all together then a roast ain't gonna help.
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>>23841788

There are always limits
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>>23841764
Wow.. Nice vag. You have Nothing to worry about.
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>>23841764
your vagina is literaly perfect 10/10
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I don't care either way. Ladies like it when I nibble and bite the flaps.
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>>23849416

>girls with perfect pussies do exist tho, and they're not *that* rare. i'm sorry that you've never experienced one.

This. I've seen more innies than outies and most girls do know how to use a fuckin razor/wax/epilator.
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>innies are always prettier than outies
>all vaginas start out as innies and turn into outies with enough sex
Why do people think these are immutable truths? Cause they aren't at all.
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>>23855277
Statistically outies are slightly more common than innies.
I guess it depends on what you define an innie as though, I've been told I'm both because my outer labia conceal my inner labia in normal standing posture but up close with my outer labia spread I do have very obvious inner lips.
I consider myself an outie, and an innie being no labia minora at all. But everyone has different standards I guess.

Pic related, my outie vag.
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>>23841764
Not every outtie is a roastie. I for one love them. So do lots of other dudes. Not that I'd turn down an innie but if I had a choice I'd take an outtie pussy. Don't worry, you're just fine.
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>>23841764
No yours is perfection
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>>23855772
That looks delicious!
Would you like me to lick that for you?
I would, you know?
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>>23855772
You are an innie
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>>23841764
It's a meme. r9k's attempt to be spiteful, which I've never minded because it gives girls a bit of real perspective, i.e. there are things you can control (weight) and things you can't.
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>>23841764
No, we really just want to see photos of your pussies.
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>>23858913
Nope!
It's much close to an outie from this angle. But people always think I'm an innie when my legs aren't open.
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>>23860851
awesome
time stamp?
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>>23860868
I'm stubbly so I don't want to take a pic right now. I was just trying to show that people's idea of what qualifies as an "innie" and "outie" aren't exactly black and white
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>>23860903
aww for real?
I wouldn't mind seeing anyway
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>>23860903
it doesn´t matter
we want to see
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>>23860903

Literally nobody outside the pathetic miso shithead parts of the internet even has a concept of "innie" or "outie". Seriously.
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>>23855772
>>23860851
mine peeks out a little just like yours

VADGE TWINS
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>>23861254
>VADGE TWINS
i love this sisterhood
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>>23841764
das perect desu
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>>23861305
we shall form a legion called the sisterhood of the traveling baginas
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>>23861313
i'm so up for that
the mental image of badass bagineys forming a sisterhood is amazing
we may not be twins but we all vadge sistasss
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>>23841764
Nah. People only do this to make you upset.
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>>23861254
>>23861313
>>23861334
Yes! Let's do it!

I am
>>23860851
>>23855772
btw my ID just keeps changing
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>>23861254
>>23861313
>>23861334
i just wanna say, all of your vaginas are very cute ^.^
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>>23841764
As long as your not some whore who has taken over 5 Ds then nope.
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>>23841764
if pic related then not at all, thats a sexy looking thing, I'd be happy to place my tongue on that
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>>23844140
this is bullshit, its not comparable to dick size at all, stop trolling
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>>23863190
>5 Ds
>whore

Never go to the outside world kid
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>>23863190
>>23863190
What if it were an innie that had taken more than 5 dicks would that make a difference? Also what about a pussy that had lots of sex with just one person in a long term relationship?
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>>23854222
I'd kinda like to wrap that around my dick and jerk off with it
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>>23863585
An advantage, if you will, of larger inner labia is they hug your cock while your pound. This is also a disadvantage if it's dry though
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>>23863485

It

Makes


No

Fucking

Difference


Learn some BASIC goddamn anatomy, kids. Christ, you have the whole internet.
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>>23866004
Of course it doesn't. That was the point I was trying to make. I just think it's ridiculous that only outties get called loose when labia literally has nothing to do with tightness, and a vagina fucked by 5 different dicks is considered "loose and used up" but one that has been fucked the same number of times by one dick isn't. Not that either scenario makes a pussy loose. They stretch back.
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>>23841764
For me, I don't care. Big labia are a fetish for me.
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I love large labia, let me praise yours on snapchat

Sunneh2
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I like my outie. I like all pussies. it's one thing to have a preference but I'm definitely a bit weirded out by men who strongly feel perfectly smooth, hairless, innie and therefore childlike are the only ones they'll go near.

idk. just a bit odd. Everyone should appreciate all the bodies and their natural quirks
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ex gf had huge flaps it was very off putting to be honest
they would get stuck in the gap in my teeth when I went down on her.
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>>23866850

That is an amazing vagina. Looks perfect to me
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>>23867279
thank you. I appreciate that. I feel very strongly about this because the first person to see it did not feel that it was attractive and that really set my confidence back.
I know its not the roastiest so maybe I don't have much right saying it. But I wish people (men) would accept them all
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As long as your pussy is clean and disease free, that's all that matters to me. You have a very beautiful pu55y OP. :D
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>>23867305

Don't waste ur time with guys who don't appreciate ur body for the way it is and how it looks. Ur vagina looks great. It seems like u have thick legs and thick legs are awesome. And I'm pretty sure the rest of ur body looks amazing too
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>>23866850
yep, really nice vagina. Don't know if innie or outie but really nice.
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>>23841863
/thread

No need for anymore replies
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Every girl posted in this thread is a borderline innie. I have a huge disgusting roastie, I would post it to prove a point but I couldn't take the abuse or the coddling from people who go around on here telling every girl her labia is ""beautiful"". Just kill me.
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>>23867552
what about honest opinions?

someone did post a disgusting one further up
>>23854222

there are more pictures in that set if you look it up, is yours anything like that?
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>>23867568
No, nothing like that. I do have that brown discolouration and a large hood/labia though. I would feel guilty posting a photo of it since I am sort of with someone and nobody has seen me there but him.
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>>23841764
I love the roast beef.
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>>23867744
Don't post if you don't feel like it, I just honestly doubt its as bad as you think it is
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>>23867552
This, tbqh. Only people who look nice have reason to post pictures, in my experience. Mine isn't even that bad as far as what I've seen online and I've been considering getting labiaplasty.
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>>23867907
if it would be a one time thing and would literally change your life because you are so insecure and you are doing it for yourself to get your life back, you know, extreme cases of bad self image, then sure, I can support it, but I do think it is very extreme.

I would never get my dick cut for a girl, I'd mix up laughing at her shallow suggestion and at me for being such a horrible judge of character and leave
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>>23867955
Never had sex or had a boyfriend, and from what I've seen mine isn't bad and the rest of my snatch looks good so I don't think it would be too much of a problem for sex related things (if I ever have any sex). I'd be doing it mostly because the beef curtains make wearing jeans or anything with a thicker seam in the crotch very uncomfortable. To the point where I've actually worn pads when I'm not on my period before just to stop it from rubbing.

Primarily I have a fucked up deviated septum from an accident where I broke my nose as a kid and I'd need to go under to get that fixed anyways so I've been thinking about doing this while I'm at it.
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>>23867976
if it is a matter of comfort it is a completely different thing, then its a life improvement, I'd say go for it
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>>23867976
>>23867989
I mean, the nose thing is pretty much in the same category, done for comfort because it would be a life improvement
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>>23841764
I once fucked a girl with roast beef and literally went soft inside her because I was mentally blocking myself from being turned on for that fact. This was partly because I'm fucking picky as shit and unrealistic with everything I do, but also partly because I PERSONALLY find it unattractive, but I also get off on the whole perfect untouched delicate princess fantasy, and I associate that image with a non-beefy vagina because it is objectively more youthful, pristine and youthful looking.

But don't get me wrong, if you're a really pretty girl, with a nice body, and lots of attractive points, I would not turn you down for the look of your vagina. If that's your vagina in the picture, don't be too worried cause it isn't really bad, but it's not really good either. It's like having a 6 inch dick for reference.
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>>23867989
>>23867993
Actually I have the first consultation with a plastic surgeon tomorrow. Don't know if this guy will end up being my doctor, I've really just started the process and I'm not even sure on a timeframe (other than before I get kicked off my mom's amazing government employee health insurance at 26). I don't think this guy can even do that because usually facial plastic surgeons and "rest of the body" plastic surgeons are two different doctors. I might have to find someone else to do the labiaplasty. Maybe they can just do it under local anesthesia instead of general?

Yeah I'm going to need to do some more research. And being knocked out scares the shit out of me. I was only put under once, to get my tonsils out, and I'd like to avoid it if possible. I can't imagine why people would get plastic surgery without a very compelling reason.

Of course besides the fucked up nose and uncomfortable labia there's nothing I dislike that much about my body. Sure I could stand to tone up, I'm not saying I look great, but I don't have any serious defects. Definitely not going under the knife just for bigger tits or ass or flatter stomach or whatever the fuck else they're doing these days.
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>>23868049
talk to him about it, he can probably point you in the right direction if nothing else, and it would do most people good to tone up a little :p

that is a choice though, so some degree how attractive you are is a choice, you can influence it greatly and taking care of yourself is attractive in itself and should be promoted
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>>23868067
I definitely agree with you about that. I really need to exercise and start taking care of my health and having good habits while I'm still young, not when I'm 40 and my body is already starting to fall apart and it's too late.
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>>23868049

How bad are your pissflaps that you're actually considering getting some of them lopped off?
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>>23868082
you got the right idea, now all that is left is to remember to follow through ;)
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>>23868086
Bad enough, obviously.

>>23868095
getting started has always been the hardest part of anything for me. Once I get started the autism kicks in and I do it obsessively for years, or until it's done.

I can only hope exercise will be the same for me.
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>>23868107

> Bad enough

Yeah but women have skewed ideas of what bad is and they always think they look worse than they really do. Yours are probably normal and you're just freaking out over nothing.
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>>23868107
after the first few weeks it will feel nice, just start easy, as in, go every day you planned to go but in the beginning don't push yourself too much, many people give up early because of it

not to mention, the most important part is to simply get the habit down, go even if you are not feeling on top, take it easy that day but still go

>>23868114
can't you just read the conversation like everyone else?
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>>23868121
It would be so much easier if I had a car, or belonged to a gym close by. There is a gym at my college when I'm there during the year but it's crazy expensive and kind of a walk, and all these super fit people are there working out all the time.

Not to mention at school I'm usually too busy to even have time to shower more than twice a week and I bring enough clothes for a month so that I only have to do laundry 3 times a semester.

This school is fucking hell.

So I figure it would be best to start with exercises I don't need gym equipment for, maybe buying some small weights and like a resistance band, but I have no idea how to effectively use things like that so maybe this summer would be a good time to go to youtube and figure out a good daily routine.

Then once that's going well I think graduating to a gym routine would be much easier.
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>>23841764
Short answer, if you've ever gotten laid before and liked it. No, does not matter. Any man worth his salt makes it work to his advantage whatever the situation down there.

Married for the 2nd time with 2 kids. Been around enough to know it doesn't matter if she's into you as well.
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>>23841764
That's not a roastie. I've eaten roasties before. I'd suck those lips as long as you'd still be cumming
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>>23868139
look up exercises that you can do in your home, things like jumping jacks, push ups, sit ups etc are generally good enough if you find a good workout routine, and if you really want to drop weight/gain the fit body most of the work is actually nutrition and diet so I would do some research on that too.

generally speaking and assuming you are american then I assume you drink too much sugar and most likely eat too much sugar, maybe you trust "light" editions of processed foods (reduced fat, increased carbs through sugar, meaning worse, but that shiny reduced fat sticker looks really nice)

if you don't cook from scratch it is a good idea to start, it might be tedious in the beginning but it quickly becomes addictive as you can get the food just like you want it and more or less eat as much as you want of it and you also have full control of what go into it
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>>23849339
Had coitus with 5 gals. The last one joined in a threesome and she was the first innie I fucked; also the first blond I fucked.
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>>23868165
Yeah my diet could use some help. I do cook most of my own meals and I really can't stand drinks other than milk or water, but I have a real sweet tooth and candy that type of shit always gets me. I know I need to cut back on it. Also I'm sure I need to be eating more healthy/nutritious things in proper proportions, too.

But I think I have a good metabolism and generally get away with it. I'm 5'6" and I go back and forth between 125 and 130 so people don't call me out on my weight, but I know I have like no muscle tone and need to fix that, for my health and obviously to look and feel better.
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>>23868195
if you eat regularly your metabolism keeps up

you don't sound very overweight to me judging by the measurements

try eating more when you eat and eat more often, it will help against your sugar cravings

and the reason it is hard to stop is because sugar is literally addictive, in lab tests rats picked sugar over cocaine of given the choice between the two, kinda puts things in perspective IMO...
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>>23868202
yeah I've had a real sugar addiction for a while. Trying to kick the habit. Crazy about the rats, though. Really makes me want to cut out sugar more, desu.
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I read none of the comments however, I love eating pussy making that snatch slurp, the bigger the better. I love beef.
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>>23868222
Wanna stay in touch? Would be fun to see your progress
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I actually like roasties, extra sensation on my dick.
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Looks fine to me I
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>>23868049

Will you tell us about your consultation? I'm genuinely interested to hear how it went for you.
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>>23844206
Well, considering how fucking backwards we've become with this "feminine penis" bullshit I wouldn't put it past us as a society. Everything is grey now. I miss the good old days of black and white. Man, woman, gay, straight. Why can't this shit end already. You fuck someone of the same gender? Ok faggot. Oh it was only one time in college? Ok faggot.
You have a small dick? Ok small dick. No it's not a feminine dick. It's small. Faggot.
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>>23841764
If this is the roast; pass me the gravy. I'd eat that pussy for days
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>>23841764
No. Hardly anyone in real life actually cares.
If they do, they don't even deserve a girl.
It's like if a girl rejects a man for something to do with his penis.
"Haha, you have a crooked penis!" and "Haha, you have a long labia majora!" screams shallow and not someone who cares about the individual.
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>>23868139
>I'm usually too busy to even have time to shower more than twice a week
that's disgusting. make time. it's offensive to the people around you.
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>>23867976

fwiw I've had surgery for a deviated septum (really fucked up too - the rhinologist called it a "goddamn mess" with surprise bordering on awe) and it was a completely different experience from anyone fucking around with your genitals. RESULTS VARY of course, but in my case (aged 19):

1) There was no pain. Absolutely none.

2) The most unpleasant part was 24 hours day after, when you're there with little nose tampons stuffed up your nostrils and they have to tug them out. Not painful, but eyewatering in a really weird, almost ticklish way inside your head. Over in seconds though.

3) Make sure you buy fresh milk, meat, etc before hand and/or have someone at home to sniff things for you - you'll have no sense of smell for probably a week.

4) Related to 3: this is the time to eat as healthily as you ever will in your life, because all food will taste of nothing and eating will become a joyless chore. Load up on veg and cut out junk entirely - you'll get no enjoyment out of eating tasty food anyway, might as well make the most of it.

5) The thought of comparing that experience to having someone slice at my flaps is ridiculous. Totally different worlds.
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>>23868035
>objectively more youthful

Learn what words mean pls
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