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26/male/the Netherlands
Get ready for literally billions of thirsty dudes looking for girls.
And like one girl. Two if we're lucky.
>>23821268
Also, nobody has ever lost their virginity through one of these threads.
Prove me wrong.
hello i am 39 years old married female cougar .
i have a fetish with virgin boys , post your photos and kik plz
From: arkansas
Kik: altplus1
i am ready for the fucc :-)
>>23821277
19/ m; /mi
Last time I posted I got an hmoffef within an hour. I turned it down, but that still proves people can lose it in here
>>23821294
What are you listening to
24/Male/wedontpaydebsland
20/m/aus
we shall see what eventuates
26/m/ottawa
>>23821293
Nike538
22 m virgin
23/M/Florida
Straight guy looking for females
>>23821361
That is supposed to say offered and I have no idea where the other letters came from
>>23821189
27/male/russia
27 m Australia
18 m canada virgin kik:xXIYELLATTREESXx
>>23821189
28/Male/London
Hi, my name is Denny R and I am originally from Scotland. I am of Chinese/Romanian decent and I am a vegetarian. I really like math and physics. I am still a virgin and I hate my mother. Looking for a cute girl who will peg my asshole. By the way, I have no money.
Leave your contact info if you are interested in me.
19/m/aus
chicks tell me I'm attractive, just apparently not attractive enough
I actually think I'm the gay friend to a few girls tho, which is especially sad because I am straight
>>23821773
wanna Kik/sc?
See, I told you it'd just be a bunch of thirsty dudes.
>>23821921
Bump to you my friend
>>23821757
Actually kind of qt
>>23821921
SUCH INSIGHT
>>23821293
This is hot
>>23821773
Ur looking to lose it?
>>23821369
Owls of North America
20/F/CO
I'm a virgin 'cause until the end of last year I was a disgusting hamplamet. Also talking to people or pursuing relationships is really scary to me for a myriad of reasons.
>>23821294
Hey I just moved from Arkansas a few months ago! I'm from Conway.
>>23822666
How much did you lose?
>>23821189
22/M/USA
brother is getting married and there's drama about my relationship status
his fiancee made a big deal about not giving me a +1 saying it was a waste when I couldn't find one anyways
her bridesmaids are also making a fuss about having to dance with/be escorted by a virgin so they're saying they don't want me in the wedding party at all
I have literally never met these people in my life but they assume because i have never had a girlfriend that there is some major defect preventing me from acting normal at my family's wedding
I don't know if they think I'm going to rape them or what, but it pisses me off
>>23822671
80-90 ish lbs so far.
18/ Male / Israel
halp plz?
>>23822673
You have a kik? I'm hpym
>>23822666
Nice I've gotta a buddy that goes to college there @ UCA. I'm from j-boog
21 / m / VA (804 area)
Bicurious, so I don't mind hooking up with a guy.
>>23822666
You are very cute. Please marry me!
>>23822749
I don't, I'm sorry
>>23823044
I don't know if I'm ready for that sort of commitment, anon.
23/Male/Str8/Baltimore(Cockeysville area), Maryland.
Grew up home schooled and never had any friends growing up and while I'm good looking enough as well as nice I have zero hope of ever losing the V-Card at this point since I will never get the chance I fear. Just the luck of the draw of life I guess.
>>23822666
skype?
25/M/London
I've given up on the idea a while ago. I don't really care enough to need sex. Getting close to people only hurts me since I am too afraid to open up emotionally and they just move on without me. My sex drive is very low. Probably only wank once a week. I think having a woman around would get in the way of the stuff I like to do ultimately.
All I care about is stuff that I can learn to make something with. And videogames.
The only desire right now is to find a nice desk for my room so I can have somewhere to work on my projects.
Even when I was at uni doing my business degree, I basically kept myself to myself like a wandering ghost.
>>23821277
pretty true
I've been around these threads for the last 2-3 years and the only thing that happens is a bunch of ugly/fat/virgin girls post their info, get a bunch of replies and attention, and lead the guys on for however long until they get bored or the guys stop giving gifts
the rest of the thread might as well not matter
if you are not female or a desperate guy chasing a female you might as well not even make a post
>>23821189
22/m/VA
skype is durgaroth
Holy cow so many virgin fags hahahahaah
>>23821293
19-m
Virgin
Kik: FlaxSax
Straight
21/M/PA
Gay dude in the closet though, may have something to do with it...idk just a hunch.
>>23823077
What part of CO?
23/m/ CO 970 area
>>23822666
>CO
i dont know if im surprised at the fact that there actually exists a femanon from CO or that there is another virgin living in CO besides me
>Arkansas
that explains it
congrats though! seriously.
22/M/Stockholm, Sweden
Everyone here lost their virginity when they were about 15...
I talk to girls and they seem to like me. Even dated some. But never reached that far. My depression might be a factor to it...
>>23824101
Where in VA?
25 Male UK,
Really just don't care that much anymore; had my first experience when I was 22 and became disillusioned with chasing women when I realised I'd poured years of effort into something where the results were mediocre, at best.
>>23821293
By cougar do you mean 40 year old guy?
Sajl63
27/m/DC
kik: zomfgohnoes
Posting because why not but honestly, I don't care that much at this point.
22/m/RI
I've never seen a cute girl here, I have to travel far to find some. Thinking of trying the UK.
19/Male/Men in Dresses land
>>23825234
norfolk/chesapeake/virginia beach area
>>23822666
You sort of look like natalie dormer
I'm 20, a guy and from London
I've had a girlfriend ni high school but never went all the way
And I'm not really the partying type so don't get the chance to meet alot of girls usually.
>>23822672
Do you want to go to the wedding? Fuck them, I wouldn't. It's obvious they're thickminded assholes.
>>23822666
show the hamplanet pictures and then we'll start talking
reporting in
>>23826618
M or F ??
26/m/Italy. I should've gotten laid by now but it's just never happened I guess.
>>23826333
Yeah, your brother's marrying a cunt. If you want to stand to ceremony for that, be my guest, but I honestly don't think she merits a show of respect from you.
>>23823492
>>23826183
What's up with London?! xD
..It's not like we're underpopulated!
>>23827070
>>23827070
S'alright. The muslims will see to that.
>>23822672
>with/be escorted by a virgin so they're saying they don't want
What the fuck, what planet do girls actually say that shit
>>23826835
I say he should drop a deuce on the wedding cake.
28/m/MI
I had one girlfriend in highschool, but we never fucked. After school I became a NEET and lived in isolation for about 7 years, which I think is why my social skills are shit. They weren't that bad in school but they atrophied from having no social contact for years. Ive been getting out more though so my social skills are slowly improving. I actually went out with a girl from work awhile ago, but of course I fucked it up. I still talk to her occasionaly but I doubt anything will happen. I could probably pick up some bar whore if I really wanted to. Ive become kind of an alcoholic so Im at the bars alot and I have chicks coming up to quite often, but I never know what to say or do and fuck it up. I actually still have hope though, Im sure I'll find someone eventually.
>>23827103
the planet called earth my friend
former sorority girls that fucked everything that moved thinking that someone who hasn't had sex must be a freak beyond any saving
it's more common than you think, way more common
21/m/California 916
ConNoire500
>>23822666
>>23822671
unless you know how much she used to weigh
the important part isn't how much she lost.
it's how much does she weight now?
or what her goal weight is, and her height.
>>23822672
proudly proclaim for your brother and the bridesmaids to hear
If they don't want to be escorted to the wedding by a virgin
that yourself and your future sister-in-law
deserve better than to have sluts as her bridesmaids
21 m ohio
straight
Just havent really connected with anyone, have a really small circle thats mostly family, also have to travel liek 2 hours just to meet new people lol.
kik randommang
>>23821293
4yakeyesonly
20/ftm/seattle, puget sound area
18 year old male in Minneapolis
>>23828464
u need to make yourself available for sex immediately
>>23821293
Jsw327
31/m/OH
Multitude of reasons why I haven't lost it. Poor self-esteem and naivety are a big part of it though.I had an offer from someone but we never ended up meeting each other.
23 Muslim whatever
Siblings who aren't religious and most friends know, whatever
Don't want sex outside of marriage anyway, how lewd
It'll take a few tries to find a virgin wife but it's what I want most of this life so I can wait and start over again and again until I find her
20/M/California
Straight
College and the military take up most of my time.
>>23828483
Nobody wants me mate, not virgin by choice
>>23821293
Samsonited. Kik me. 27
>>23827612
My current weight is about 135-ish and goal weight is 105-ish. Maybe a bit higher(110-115 maybe)if I can put on some muscle. I'm 5'2.5.
I'm definitely still fat. Not morbidly obese anymore, my bmi is categorically healthy but far from ideal.
>>23821410
Kik?
>>23829754
At that height putting on some muscle shouldn't be difficult. You're not one of those 'I don't want to look bulky' girls and know that muscle is healthy and only professional fitness models are ripped, right?
And just for saying it, you are incredibly pretty.
>tfw not a virgin anymore because I fucked some Vietnamese lady at a massage parlor
>>23825234
Where are you in VA? 24/m/MD here.
Had sex with one gf, 7or8 years ago. Does that count?
>>23828464
You look like frodo kek
>>23830272
Yes it counts. You are not a virgin.
>>23828464
I'd let you cum inside me.
>>23828464
Im going to cum to this picture.
>>23830534
Age/Location
19/m/israel
Never even kissed a girl
Kik: daniel_levin2
Snap: daniellevin2
>>23828464
Have you ever licked pussy or done anything like that because I think it would be an honor to be the first girl to molest you.
>>23830551
I think I need virgin dick in my ass. ;-; Please don't bully me for being so horny.
33/m/MN
22/m/tx
Blue eyed curly haired bastard passing though
>>23830571
>>23830558
>>23830571
Guessing the thought of a unused boy toy get you off?
spread your pussy
>>23830578
Yes I can brainwash him to become my personal fuck toy throne pet and drink his cum to stay young. Proper succubus style.
>>23830580
10/10 is funny/ would sign up for mistress training camp
>>23830579
Beg? And also give me more reasons like 'please because I've never seen a girls pussy' or something along those lines.
I mean don't upset yourself but be cute and pathetic like young virgin boys are supposed to. I like it.
>>23830592
S-spread pussy please, it's not like i'm going to see one anytime soon
>>23830594
It's just so frustrating because no one is here to stuff my holes full of virgin cum.
>>23830592
age and location please?
>>23830598
Well i mean if you say so mistress but I'd service you anyway you wanted.
i just wanna eat some pussy >.>
23/Male/Dutch
>>23830617
you killed it, everyone's prolly jerking off now.
>>23830650
Come to chaturbate opalcocoon to see me cum, please imagine your virgin cock pumping into me.
Come here to see me cum.
>>23822666
>post ending in 666
>>23825982
>You sort of look like natalie dormer
that's what I said, too!
also the reason she's my first and only soc crush
>>23828995
>length of arms
the fuck
>>23830664
done already?
>>23830664
I squirted twice, sorry for those who missed it was so embarrassing
>>23830689
not embarrassing at all, you looked liked you were enjoying yourself
>>23830689
That made my mouth water
>>23830693
>>23830694
The brown thing on my skin by my anus is a scar, not something weird like poop smears rofl.
>>23830689
how long have you been on MFC?
>>23830720
skype: jase_duran97 if you still want some virgin cock, m/18/
23/Europe, it's really depressing at times
I'm probably weird and/or a bad person ;_;
any tips how to find a girl like a normal human? I really need them.
>>23830758
You are not a virgin. Liar.
>>23830758
Do you not go to parties? I'm at least a point less attractive than you and I've fucked a few girls within about 20 minutes of meeting them. Like seriously I've gotten laid by just getting drunk and walking through the city until a girl asked for a smoke and took me back to her place for ficki ficki. Just do that.
>>23830762
I am. :(
>>23830767
Through the better part of my uni I was an asocial outsider. Since over a year I've been changing my ways, and I have been to a few parties this year, but I would like to go to more. Perhaps one day I'll make it.
>>23830720
omg are you a little? would love to be your daddy, im just a poor innocent virgin tough
>>23830792
Yea but my little side is mostly non sexual and I'm not attracted to daddy doms. :/ it's sort of the opposite(ish) of the type of guys I'm into.
>>23830805
huh, yeah im a switch. i used to be mostly sub but i have until recently been sexting with a girl that was sub so i had to become dom to please her. i would especially love my virginity to be taken by a mistress, something so insanely hot about an experienced woman telling you what to do. especially since it would be the first time because i have no fucking clue what so ever
This thread is so weird!
Anyway. Yes I'm a virgin. Girls treated me really bad when I was younger and I just withdrew and was really depressed for a long time. I'm coming out of it now and getting older and just hit hard with baby fever and it's crazy how bad I want to be like, married with kids even though I've never even touched a girl.
And I know they care, I get made fun of it constantly in real life, mostly by guys but also some girls have been really cruel about it. Still, I don't believe the thing about "no virgin groomsmen" that's just some made up movie shit.
Kind of reached a point where I really want a wife but she has to also be a virgin. It's alright since I have a looooot of Egyptian friends I could start asking them to introduce me to single girls or whatever, I'm sure in the end I'll find a nice foreign girl and all the herpes infested white girls will be left in the dust crying about slut shaming. Hahaha.
I do like these though, I used to make them on here and r9k. The girls are so sweet when they aren't fishing. Also put your clothes back on. I don't want my first time with some slut.
>>23830814
I just like don't see the possibility of someone on 4chan on /soc/ being my type just statistically speaking all the odds are against you. I'm really picky and I can already tell that even just typing to you would probably be cringy as hell. I don't get the point of talking to someone online with the ghost of a chance of getting to fuck them? Also, I'd probably never believe you were really a virgin but even if you were you have no dignity to pretend to be a dom to some roastie. I don't think a real (cute) virgins would have the balls to act thirsty for even ghost of a chance to fuck. The only dudes that do that are so one track minded they might as well intellectually be on the level of a animal or mentally handicapped child. Wouldn't I just go out and randomly choose any man at a club or bar or anything to fuck if cock was all I wanted? Do I look like I'm too ugly to do that? Because if I wanted just the cock they come a dime a dozen virgin or otherwise.
>>23830856
woah chill the fuck down there. im not looking to fuck, im not looking to be your type. excuse me for being on this board and horny. no fucking way. the girl i used to sext i just so happen to be in love with and degenerate fucking me is still hoping she might come around to wanting to be more than friends so if i were looking to fuck because "im thirsty as all hell" or shit, i would just go to a fucking bar, i may be a depressed fuckhead better off killing myself but i am not as thirsty as to go to fucking 4chan for pussy. the only reason im here is that i get turned on by the slut threads and u happened to see this thread on my way here. so calm down there little girl and go back home to your stable and fuck your ponies, excuse me for trying to be nice. i'll just be a dickhead from the start next time. slut.
>boner, lost ;-;
>>23830520
>>23830534
>>23830571
>>23830856
I'd glady you let take my virginity. I like how you know exactly what you want. Fierce as hell haha
>>23830879
Yea... you just proved my point. I'd rather not talk to a dude who seems to have literally no interests other than looking at slut threads. Also I'm probably older than you, please stop calling me little girl just because it's your degenerate fetish.
>>23826342
it's disgusting tho
>>23830888
Thanks. Appreciate you.
I don't get why it's hard for guys to understand that just because you are naked on the internet means you have no standards. I guess because I look young and I'm not. I dont see what about the statement: 'I like virgins' makes the crappiest most sleazy and disgusting guys drunkenly hit on me, but it's the internet so go figure.
I'm 100% sure the type of guy I'd actually cum hard for would be the type to see my pictures and not even think I'm real, either think I'm lying for attention or just confused and looking for Chad styled virgins and not actually them. That's the far removed from reality hikki shut in neet that is actually worth getting to know to eventually fuck.
So I wouldn't trust anyone who talked to me just because my type is someone whos so riddled with social anxiety they would never talk to a girl not even online. And it's okay that it never happens just imagining they are out there and watching or getting heart flutters just imagining a girl could ever be attracted to them.
I already came too so anyone who talks to me (especially about sex) is going to look more like a thirsty dime-a-dozen easy cock. Where is the fun in that?
>>23830924
I think its almost a "guy complex." Im 25 years old and 99% of my guy friends have had sex. I have to lie and pretend that I've gotten with girls.
As dudes socially we're taught that your not a man if you haven't fucked a girl. No girl would ever want a virgin because they aren't a "real man"
So when a woman decides that's that she's into and want she likes, then other guys tend to just get instinctively offended. What makes a kiss-less virgin more appealing than to me a "real man"? Also in most cultures virgin females seems to be the more important thing.
22/m/Wi
basically live in a small town and trouble flirting in real life :/
>>23830977
25 isn't bad,
i'm 33, I can't say I've never been with a girl but I've never had sex.
I don't see sex as the most important thing in the world, I'd rather find a girl that likes to cuddle and watch tv.
my problem is I can't find any girls that like me for me,
>>23830977
>As dudes socially we're taught that your not a man if you haven't fucked a girl. No girl would ever want a virgin because they aren't a "real man"
Wow society is pretty shitty lol. Sorry you guys who go through this.
I eventually just figured my tastes were just a different mating strategy. Like girls who go after guys who are already taken - that always confused the hell out of me. Once I know a guy is taken I loose all interest in him. Where some girls are total opposite and find it more intriguing when they already have a gf or wife.
I don't think either attraction is inherently evil or wrong in anyway just totally different.
So everyone is different. Dudes who shame other dudes for being virgins look millions of times more pathetic to me than the dudes who are simply virgins. How insecure about your masculinity do you have to get? Great job being a cumpump brahs, your life must be more fullfilling because you came in a pussy? That's silly implications but maybe I'm just insane and everyone else is doing it right. I'm okay with that.
>>23830977
>No girl would ever want a virgin because they aren't a "real man"
>have to have sex to lose virginity
>have to not be a virgin to have sex
>>23831054
It's like having to have job experience to get a job.
>>23831054
I know it sounds silly and it stupid. Because it fucking is.
>>23831054
There's some truth to the whole 'virgin women want an experienced lover' thing. This almost instantly shuts the door for any virgin man to sleep with a virgin woman. Of course there are exceptions, but those are very rare.
>>23830977
I've heard so many stories of guys getting rejected/broke up with later once they tell their girlfriend they're virgins at an older age. I lie about it to my coworkers and guy friends too.
I've even seen virgin girls say they want an experienced guy.
My reason for wanting a virgin girl isn't about purity or anything so much as I know no one else will accept me.
I hate these threads, I come in thinking maybe there will be a sweet, patient girl and instead I always end up just getting depressed.
>>23831038
Girls are just as bad about shaming male virgins, it's happened to me a lottttt. To the point I had to stop hanging out with certain people. I almost just want to wait for marriage at this point desuuuu
>>23831105
Sorry dudes. I have met other girls who like virgins but I'm also NEET pretty much for many years so I really don't know how much the world has changed from the 90s when I might of possibly been able to be a normalfag. I've had close relationships with girls who also liked virgin boys but they were queer like me, so either bi or dom or into feminine guys.
>All of these betas whining about Virginity.
Honestly, if one is enough of a functioning, well-rounded adult then your virginity becomes a non-issue, even a surprise to some.
In fact, it sounds like a lot of you are pinning your personal issues on this one, sole factor and are hoping everything shall magically change as soon as you get your cock wet. Doesn't happen like that. Do some more introspection.
26/m/str8/germany/stuttgart
>>23830558
That asshole looks delicious tho
23/M/Canada
I gave up a long time ago
>>23830894
Don't see why it matter since you changed your habits resulting in looking and [I assume] feeling much better.
>>23831150
>Honestly, if one is enough of a functioning, well-rounded adult then your virginity becomes a non-issue, even a surprise to some.
If you were a functioning well-rounded adult you wouldn't be a virgin unless you wanted to
Most of the people itt don't want to
I kind of do kind of don't
>>23821189
19/f
>>23832723
I believe that this girl is a virgin but I'm not sure it's you
When it is her she's so sweet to talk to, strong traits of caring and kindness come off, strong wife/mother type
Just wanna wife her, make her wait till wedding night, pop her cherry and put a baby in her
Sorry for creep overload but you know it's soc
>>23832741
Lol, I'll just take it as a compliment
>>23832746
Thanks you do seem like a big sweetie and you're also pretty
I hope you wait for your husband
>>23832746
your hair and skin look so soft I would cut off my nut for a bikini picture. Even just a tanktop... a liittle skin lol
>>23832810
Lol idk if i can wait for husband but we shall see
>>23832820
thats dedication, haha
>>23832822
Any guy would kill for a girl like you
>>23832838
:3
>>23832863
looks arent everything though
>>23832913
But you have a good personality too. Look how patient you are with me creeping all over you. You're always sweet to the guys in these threads.
Reminder that women don't even count as virgins.
Legitimate virgin here, kissless and handholdless as well.
>>23832921
lol thats probably some issues with me in general
>>23833022
You realize a lot of girls your age are vicious to inexperienced guys, I've had it happen to me. How is being kind an issue
>>23833022
Any expectations of how a first relationship, or at least a first one that gets intimate, would go?
>>23833031
>m-most women are vicious towards us inexperienced guys
>N-Not you though!
>Y-You're so kind and perfect~
Kek
I may be a permavirgin loser, but at least I'll never be this beta.
21/m (obviously)/ western Nevada
Guy who is too shy to approach women and too oblivious to realise a girl is flirting until LONG after she's lost interest.
>>23833031
i guess, but im not
>>23833050
eh, i have a hard time connecting to people, probs alot of awkwardness
>>23833103
This age of endless affirmation and need for approval makes us think everyone needs to like us but if you can't find people you get along with and just go with the golden rule, you can feel secure and content no matter who shits on you.
For someone as attractive as you/girl in that picture (sorry, gotta be a skeptic) going onto a dating site or any go through any kind of matching, you'll find a hundred guys that are good matches on paper who'd like to date you and you'd enjoy dating them in at least 25% of the time.
18/M/VA
Wow, there are a lot of us from VA aren't there?
>>23833114
if only it was that easy
>>23833154
It wouldn't be easy, like I said 75% will be liars, creeps or fuck ups. But it would probably be worth the effort.
>>23833178
eh maybe youre right
>>23833185
Maybe, not certainly. Law of large numbers, but nothing is guaranteed.
It doesn't sounds like anything urgent, though.
>>23827103
This is so ridiculous it just can't be true. If it is Im sorry for you for being surrounded by nasty people
>>23830520
Holy sweet jesus... Take mine too?!
>>23833204
well thanks for the advice
>>23830617
A-are you a virgin too?
>>23833313
>openly being a complete degenerate
>o-omg are u a virgin
What the fuck do you think lad?
>>23833304
Hope it works for ya, exchange emails?
>be 24 year old virgin
>find out today that my 20 year old sister recently had an abortion
Ha, welp.
25/m
Trying to lose my virginity in San Diego is the absolute worst. It'd probably be so easy if I just drank/partied/smoked pot. Too bad I don't do any of those things and dislike people who do.
>>23822666
Hahahaha yeah I saw your age progression pic in that thread, guess you weren't just playing tricks with angles. Gj
>>23832929
you look fine unless you are a manlet
21/m/OR
What's my power level?
>>23833114
Lol, this is dumb. Only because dating sites are bullshit and you all know it, it's like stupid resume supposed to show what's good about you but in order to connect to a real human being you have to see them when they are vulnerable. I'm not saying you can't fall in love online because I have fallen in love with a couple of different people before online but it doesn't happen through the dating sites. It happens more organically or naturally. For me I just use anonymousness to go undercover. I met a guy who treated me kindly when he thought I was a fat permalord virgin MALE. We got along the same way we do now. That's how I knew he was really a kind person, but how he treated a person he didn't think he could get anything from. You wont get that when from a dating site because all the guys are thristy and want a girl.
What I described is a weird stratify and most girls who have lives don't have time for it. The only reason I did it is because I was NEET already. For a girl who has career goals and goes to school and work I can see how it's nearly impossible to find a real nice dude. I mean ACTUAL kindness not the kind of dude who has nothing else to offer so thristy clings at the idea that he's possibly nice when he's just as sociapathic as Chad just with less opportunity.
So I'm just saying pointing out that she could have hordes of guys is silly. Even if it is true, the quality of the guys would be piss. (MOST of the time not all of the time). Working as a camwhore a lot of the big donators would be married chill dudes. When I get asked a lot if it's lonely virgins and unfortunately it's not. It's usually older guys with lots of experience and money and almost always a wife. Most of the wifes knew as well and encouraged the behavior.
Also guys like this: >>23833350
No offense! USUALLY (NO OFFENSE) but usually they turn out to be really demanding. That's why it's stupid to admit you are a virgin to dudes, just pretend you are a whore
>>23834802
and if they still accept you they might actually be a worthy person of your actual sexuality.
>>23834802
Strategy*
>>23834805
>>23834802
Better yet pretend you are a fat, ugly, virgin MALE and just indulge in interests and real conversation first before they have the pleasure of finding out that you are a hot redhead sweetie pie.
If they accept you as someone who has nothing to offer then they can finally handle you if you have a ton of shit to offer (again like I said like being a hot redhead virgin or just a hot cool person in general doesn't even matter if you are a virgin or not).
>>23829765
justin4653
>>23830675
ily i am glad i'm your soc crush, anon!!
>>23835225
be my honeybear
summoning more girls
summoning babyface from finland
summoning abby
summoning the cutie that did the vocaroo
actually most of fsa are virgins!
summoning christian girl from miami
summoning pakistani-michigan girl
summoning most of sbt
sweetgirls sitting with a pen in their ear and their legs crossed
>>23830767
would this work if I'm socially awkard?
>>23821277
>>23823516
Yeah I question whether anyone gets laid but I don't think that's really the point of these threads either though. The point seems to be able to post/communicate with people in similar situations.
Personally I've had a couple girls ask me to talk to them on skype or kik via these threads even though I didn't particularly want to(although I figured why not try). But they tend to just vanish anyway and lived far away.
>>23835600
>summoning pakistani-michigan girl
If you're talking about who I think(and the person I'm thinking of is actually mixed;not just paki) then I've talked to her and I'm pretty sure she's not a virgin unless she was lying
>>23828464
I'm glad you're the ugliest dude I've seen in Minneapolis and these desperate women still want to fuck you. Don't settle bro, you can do better than whores on 4chan.
>>23836642
Anyways, man whore here looking for any female virgins.
I'm 22 and I've fucked 29 girls, 14 from minneapolis where I'm still hanging out. Have a gf.
>>23836658
lmao at you telling that guy not to fuck girls from 4chan so you can fuck them
>>23835266
is this actually you
Hi friends
>>23831113
I'm speechless
>into virgins
>bi
>dom
>into feminine guys
would be obedient slave / 10
>>23821189
18/M/KS
28/m/VA
Not a virgin. Interested in virgin fems, trans women or traps.
>>23836642
>ugliest dude I've seen in Minneapolis
Chill the fuck out dude. This isn't attractive.
>>23836988
That makes me happy. <3
>>23837153
I'm happy you're happy.
It's a subs duty to make his Domme happy, right?
>>23837175
Good boy.
imgur.com/a/ruujM
I think l killed the rate thread so might as well post here.
19/F/NY
I'm a virgin cause l was kind of anti-social and awkward shut-in for most of high school. College is looking a lot better though, l can finally be my own person.
I'm really bored, so quote me if you wanna talk on kik.
>>23821294
>>23821757
>>23822666
>>23828464
>>23830627
>>23830758
>>23832929
For what it's worth, all you guys are really cute.
>>23837193
itsnotthatweird
>>23837193
Are you from upstate NY or the city proper ?
>>23837193
You actually rock those brown eyes tho
kik randommang
yeah I know it's "an awful pic" and I have a"non genuine smile"
I've heard both of these a million times and don't give a shit
27.
>>23837192
Oh my... Thank you, Miss.
umm, i really dont know what else to say. sorry.
>>23837192
g.e-hentai.org/g/26326/b31b58f53e/
>>23837201
>>23837211
No profile pics? Promise you're not 50 years old and overweight?
>>23837204
The city, but l'm in MA right now.
>>23837217
You're handsome though, l don't really see a problem with that pic.
>>23837226
You seem interesting to talk to. Might be an insightful conversation. Feel free to add me @ TwirlyCaptain
>>23837226
Hey klypto928 22 year old guy. I live in NH. I can send you a picture.
>>23837226
Me either but I've heard just about everything but that I'm handsome so I imagine you're just making shit up to be nice like people keep telling me is the case anytime anyone says anything nice about me.
I've about given up trying to understand other human beings anyway.
>>23837226
Promised. Neither 50, nor overweighted. But be warned, I'm a perv.
>>23837221
...
I don't know how I would feel about that. I wouldn't be able to say no.
>>23821189
18
Male
Poland
Almost 100% Polish slav only great great grandad was a German.
>In8 war rape baby
>>23837273
Ow wait im a New fag. This board is for fucking? Thats haram.
After the 3rd super pretty redhead posts I start to think it's all some kind of joke
20/m/CO
hello im a virgin. actually its worse, I have never even kissed a girl. The furthest I've gotten is a hug in high school. and a few times I had to hold hands with a girl during mass in grade school. and all of those moments were horrifying!
Girls scare the SHIT out of me. literally, I panic and shit in the presence of girls.
So there's that. But hey, tonight i am feeling brave. If there's any girl who would like to voice chat with me on skype for their own amusement, then please add me.
Fair warning. I am awkward and shy and i'll probably end the call and block you if I say something retarded.
>>23837335
and i forgot to post my skype. im off to a great start. its sperglordomega
>>23837335
So what is your skype add?
>>23837291
It's not just for fucking. I don't think but idk and I'm oldfag.
>>23837359
I mean it's not really for anything in particular aside from socializing.
>>23837318
She called me handsome but the rst of soc thinks I'm ugly.
It's obviously a joke.
24/m/ct
life is suffering
>>23837462
24/M/Western Canada
Got as far as cuddling on the third date. Otherwise complete virgin.
18/M/MA
Straight, not unattractive I guess, baby faced.
I hate being a virgin it sucks but I guess i'm not really trying too hard to fix it. I'm not even making a tinder cuz what if i find people I know on there...
>>23837318
We Redheads are more shy because of the lack of a soul.
>>23837605
wait a sec are you scot chan the butt slut
>>23837610
No, I've never even heard of scot chan the butt slut I go by marshmellow on here.
>>23834539
Protip, that same shit attitude you have towards partying? That's why you're a virgin.
>>23837644
Is that the only reason someone would be a virgin? I do all those things and it never did much for me.
>>23837640
>Marshmellow
Please explain that name
>>23837657
Because I'm fat and white I guess.
>>23837644
No that in itself is why millenials are fucked and 2016 is fucked
You're young go out and have fun :^) not everyone wants to be a fucking trainwreck
A lot of people don't WANT random one night stands but that's literally all that's available because all any girl wants to do is whore around
You wouldn't believe how much shit I've read on women's forums and things about middle-class college educated women going out and snorting coke and fucking married men then complain about "where have all the decent guys gone"
fuck off I don't want to be a degenerate and I won't accept a degenerate partner
enjoy throwing up shitty beer and getting herpes
>>23837663
Fat? what?
So it's not a name you picked?
>>23837462
All you must become to know is strength, and through it reach glory!
>>23837673
No, other people gave it to me. I used to be bigger.
>>23837678
I see.
If you were to pick what others call you here, what might it be?
>>23837668
wew.
>>23837684
I'm okay with anything really. Marshmellow is fine.
>>23837678
is that a halo 3 collector edition helmet in the background?
>>23837668
You can still go to parties without fucking someone it only increases your chances of meeting a drunk girl seems like you already know that. Just reject them and say it's not right to sleep with someone too intoxicated, that way you just look caring(?) instead of like a douche bag who thinks they all have herpes. But you can still go and observe. You don't even have to indulge in drugs either just tell the fucked up people that your fucked up you don't even have to act it out they wont notice because they are so high.
So anyway you can use degenerates as a base point to study human behavior more or less exactly like Marcel Proust one of my heros.
>>23837705
As you wish.
Beautiful skin BTW. I'm sure you've heard that more times you can count.
>>23837718
No, what are you even talking about? Like circle it? I have a regular helmet for rollerblading tho.
>>23837735
>>23837735
Actually you don't have to circle it but no it's not cos I don't really play Halo. I mean I have before but I wouldn't consider myself a player of it.
>>23837729
Thanks.
18/M/Maryland
I didn't have any friends in high school and I still don't.
>>23837750
>TFW too socially inept to actually engage in conversation.
>forevervirgin
Back to Star Trek then
>>23837779
my body is ready
27/m/nebraska
I put a hooker's number in my phone 2 weeks ago and now sometimes I stare at it.
