My gf just broke up with me yesterday.
We've been together for 7years. I'm useless at picking up women.
Help me get laid /soc/
>>23810687
I'd fucking suck you off man, post nudes
With that attitude yeah you are useless with women.
>>23810687
>Go to bar
>Flash beard
>Steal souls
>"Hey how are you? Are you feeling like my beard?"
>Insert cliche joke about girls and beard
>take her home
>???
>Profit
You can do this OP.
>>23810687
So your gf is single now?
What's her number? Does she take it in the butt?
>>23811306
>Ginger
>Stealing souls