toys rate thread
post sex and pics of the ones you have or ones you wish you had
>>23782068
that magma drake model better have some kind of heating in it, for that winter ass warming.
>>23782512
transgirl, my toys.
I really want to get a bad dragon toy with a knot.
>>23783670
I see you like going deeper, maybe you even badly love fisting, I'm right?
>>23783697
You are very right~
I love being fisted.
>>23783670
I bought a bad dragon because a girl I was banging wanted to try it. She chickened out and never did.
I did smack my old roomie's friend in the face with it though.
>>23783711
I like both when I get fisted someone and sometime when someone get fisted me.
>>23783800
What
>>23783874
I mean Give/Receive.
I want to buy a huge bad dragon dildo and just use it as decoration.
>>23783895
Got a kik? Fisting is the sexiest thing in the world.
>>23783921
No, I don't have kik.
>>23782068
I really want a Meng! Then I could say that I own a bad dragon and then I can also display him on my mantle.
He doesn't look like he'd feel all that great, though. I'd prefer something with a bigger head. I love that popping sensation.
>>23783670
And I agree that something with a knot would be great!
>>23783735
Which one did you get? Pic?
>>23782068
bump
Are these toys acceptable?
>>23783670
Don't you mean homosexual male?
>>23785955
do it work?
>>23786504
>>23786504
My passport says female.
>>23787167
ignore the shitposters.
those things are freakin huge idk how you can fit them.
male, my toys.
>>23787263
I should point out the rabbit was a freebie, don't plan to use it myself xD
>>23787263
Years of practice, i started using toys when i was 12.
>>23787359
woah, ok.
I guess you knew what you liked from a young age then?
at the risk of uh, making things a bit gross..
do you have to get clean before putting something like that in and how do you get clean so deep?
or do you just wash off after?
>>23787427
Tbh /b/ introduced me to the idea of putting things in my butt.
The best way to get clean is a combo of not eating and an enema before and after a session.
>>23787167
ahmed was given a german ID
does it make him german?
>>23787905
Dont know who that is but by law yes he would be.
>>23787905
i lost. fucking kek.
Male here, there is nothing better than having toys in my bum. I love my inflatable buttplug, especially when wearing my weighted nipple clamps. I also have a 10 inch dildo with a suction cup on the base, great for sticking to the wall and fucking ass doggy style.
>>23785573
I hwear chance gives a good popping feeling cause the head is quite wide
You can get the best of both with a Tucker
>tfw I will never afford any of these
Seems these threads die a lot. Here is my contribution.
My collection feels a bit inadequate compared to the rest here... I like em though.
>>23787905
Yes, it does
>>23785573
Here it is next to a Pepsi can for reference.
>>23788657
wish i could see all of them in ation on you but that's just a dream.
>>23788177
>>23788972
next time you file your taxes, check the boxes that say you earn more than 350k a year
congratulations, you are rich now
>>23789387
Female, ya dickhead.
Trans people can change that.
>>23789504
don't waste your time on them :)
*hugs*
>>23789629
Thanks
*hugs*
>>23788960
Could it be kitty? :3
>>23790603
Your coke can is vanilla. Your taste in toys is anything but.
>>23787263
I have the clear cocksleeve, but it's a bit too tight to use it right.
>>23787167
But do you have a penis
>>23787905
It means the dude lives in Germany, but that dosen't stop him from being a goatfucker
>>23790603
The fuck is wrong with half of you. I know half of you have never been with a person but holy fuck that's a lot of shit. No pun intended.
>>23790837
Variety is the spice of life
Older pic but meh
>>23790683
yep
they do loosen up but even then I don' enjoy that one.
the pocket pussies are crazy tight too but they feel good
>>23789504
What's it like to be mentally ill?
Do you have any other delusions?
Or just the false belief that you are a sex that you are not?
Have you thought about seeking psychiatric help to fix your perversions?
>>23789504
Also. As a followup question, what's it like knowing you'll only ever attract perverts and you'll never be accepted fully for what you aspire to be, that which is female? No normal man will ever be attracted to you and you'll only be seen as a fetish object.
>>23791443
Don't be a cuck. Still more pussy than you'll ever get.
>>23791476
You're using the world cuck wrong.
>>23791483
>>23791476
Can we maybe not derail the thread?
>>23791503
Because the thread about the disgusting shit dudes who pretend to be ladies stick up their asses while they tuck their cocks is worthy of the utmost attention.
I had a big silicone butt plug, but, no shit, cockroaches at it.
>>23790137
Ya, da's me.
thread is seriously weak
need to see these toys in use not boring ass pics of just the toys
>>23791509
If you don't enjoy, why are you even here?
>>23787359
I also started using toys aroind that age. Out of curiosity, how did you get started...like..how did you buy them at that age?
>>23792126
I used amazon, used cash to buy gift cards and put them into my account.
>>23791443
You do know it takes like a year of seeing a counciler to get onto hrt right?>>23791467
Thats okay, I just like guys for their dicks. I'd much rather date girls, who usually aren't as transphobic because they don't feel like their masculinity is being threatened.
>>23792355
are you post surgery? Could you post a pic of you genitals/asshole? Im curious
One of my best friends is a trans girl, but I never got to see her naked. Curiousity kills me
>>23792365
Im still yet to go through surgery, there is a huge waiting list in the UK.
>>23792371
but you are on hrt and grew some tits? mind if you post these?
Also getting a bad dragon tentacle soon
>>23792619
More
>>23792626
Also have a glass tentacle, red heart plug, smaller suction cup dildo, and new vibrator
>>23792626
>ears, tails and collars
>stopitboner.jpg
>(._.#)
>>23792626
>>23792631
You must really like anal I guess.
>>23790603
Being completely serious, whats the point to having so many. A lot of them look extremely similar.
>>23793135
Lmao
Been considering getting the austin toy from bad dragon
>>23792626
Wow, I'm jealous, those plugs and ears *.*
>>23792626
I kinda want a bunny plug like that one. Unless it's real fur, in which case I'll pass. Where did you get it?
>>23790853
I see that.... I'm always with the same person for years keys of having kids.
Got my first buttplug today!
>>23795272
nice pic.
is the whole thing metal?
how big and how does it feel?
I got a silicone plug recently and it came with a smaller starter plug and I thought I could easy get the big one in comfortably.
Turns out even the little one is a bit painful, despite being smaller than my fav vibe :x
>>23795272
your pussy looks beatiful <3
>>23797487
>>23795748
Thanks :>
Here are all of my friends- the plug is in fact all metal, and it's about as wide around as my glass dildo, maybe a little narrower. I used to try us on the glass one in my ass but the nubs were really unpleasant for that, plus I just needed something with more taper. The little pineapple vibrator is also really nice for butt stuff, and also on my clit, but too small to really reach the spots that count when I try to fuck myself with it.
The big blue one is supposed to vibrate but the motor was already broken when it arrived :/ so I mostly fuck myself with the glass one with the pineapple one on my clit. Feels great. The buttplug is interested, kind of uncomfortable at times but I'm trying to get used to it.
>>23782068
How's the stun lock on those?
>>23793135
I purchased them over the span of like 4 years or so, I just kept wanting something new and exciting, haven't purchased a new one in awhile though and don't really plan to. They look similar, but a lot of them do feel different and have different sizes.
>>23785955
>>23786715
Yes young padawans. Onaholes are the path towards truth. And the force is strong with Tomax toys.
>>23790603
So many things to get fucked by and yet so few things to fuck. How are those bad dragon pussies by the way? They seem pretty over priced. And i can't get over the fact that they're animal themed.
All in all male toys dont get a lot of play as far as i know. Well if any guy is on the fence about getting one its worth the money wait and the extra bottle of lube you're bound to have to go and buy.
>>23783670
How much of the blue one can you fit in you?
>>23788657
quite the classy assortment
>>23800555
About two of the three feet
>>23783670
>>23800785
My id changed
>>23800769
Thanks!
Is this thread full of faggy dudes pretending to be women really still going? Holy fuck. You shit stains know no bounds.
>>23797569
are u wearing the buttplug only at home or are u trying to wear it when you are out too?
Don't get the chance to give them the love and attention they need anymore, but I'm so secretly proud of them. Except the blue one. I just can't make it work for me.
>>23802467
Holy fuck that's a lot of dragon dildos. Looks like a fucking Lovecraftian horror emerging from your desk.
Also that blue one looks like a logistical nightmare, I'd have no idea where to even start putting it.
>>23802484
Well, if you put the two together and slide them in one hole, the friction and both of them moving around feels really good.
The problem is they can't seem to stay in when I move any.
>>23802490
Maybe they're designed for a pair? Like someone else around to make sure everything is running smoothly? A spotter as it were.
Also, gotta ask if you've got a favorite.
>>23802506
Favorite to play with on the rare occasion that I'm alone long enough to - Clayton, the gray/brown one with three ridges near the top and bumps in all the right places.
For a quickie, the glass toy, the bend it has really works, especially when twisted around inside.
>>23802560
>Clayton
Bad dragon names things weirdly.
What's the bend for? Like do you use it to rotate the thing or what? I know jack shit about dildos since I'm not into buttstuff.
>>23800787
Daayum, girl. Have you ever tried double fisting?
>>23802584
Bends in toys help them reach the best and most sensitive places, which helps in making them feel awesome.
>>23802617
Even the 90 degree ones like redboi in the middle? Because that just seem uncomfortable
>>23787905
Give up, fellow /pol/. We're on /soc/, try to assimilate.
>>23802645
Oh I don't know about those. I don't have anything like that, nor have I ever had anything like it in me. I meant the more subtle bends.
>>23802670
Oh sorry, I thought you were the first poster :P Should probably read the ids
>>23802689
That's okay, haha.
I just figured I'd put in my two cents based on my own experiences with toys.
>>23802691
Any input is good input. Which is more of a double entendre than I had planned.
Shame your collection is so small, at least you've covered to two basics. If you could have one new toy what would it be?
>>23802645
The red and white one is actually like that because he's a soft...and the weight on his head weighs him down. >_>
>>23802727
That's kind of adorable for a sex toy, you make it sound like he tries super hard.
Also, might as well ask the same question I did here >>23802703
>>23802743
Realistically, this
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/dildos/one-mean-green-monster-peen
or this
http://bad-dragon.com/products/pretzal
Unrealistically, I'd like a vibrating toy with a remote that has a much bigger range limit. Like the idea of leaving it somewhere public or on a bar and wandering off with the toy inside me, so I never get to know who found it, but I can feel what they're up to with it.
>>23802792
>dat characterization on the dragon dildo.
I fucking love this site.
Also you and me both on the vibrating toy. The idea that when I'm bored I could just flick on a remote and know what it's doing to someone is hot af. But I digress
>>23802585
I want to, havent had the chance yet.
>>23803996
Wow how about one of those in action?
>>23802703
If I could have one more? Tough choice. I think I'd either go for a toy with one of those cumtubes or a tail plug. I really want both of those.
There's a bunch more that I'm interested in, but those are the two main ones I think.
>>23804461
I don't really get the cum tubes. I mean if you're doing a camshow they kinda make sense, but for person use I don;t see the appeal.
Also that shit looks corrosive
>>23805368
For me the appeal is in the idea I guess. creampies and cum in general are pretty big turn-ons for me, so that's why I'm really curious about trying those things. For me, a large part of playing with myself is psychological/emotional, so I really like the idea of sort of tapping into these kinks.
and actually none of the ingredients are toxic or corrosive afaik. I mean I wouldn't drink it obviously, that'd be disgusting and potentially really bad for my stomach, but it can't really do any harm when used the way it's supposed to be used, to the best of my knowledge.
>>23805386
Cum and creampie big turn on? Sounds like my type of woman!
>>23805386
That makes sense, I suppose female sex toys can be used with the whole fantasy element since they're a bit more characterful and you can do more with them.
Meanwhile guys just get a selection of things to put our dicks in and that's that. It doesn't help that nature gave us the best tool from the get go at the end of our arms.
>>23805404
>>23805410
Uhh I hate to disappoint but I don't think my anatomy necessarily matches what you think I have.
That having been said I'm completely uninterested in using 'the best tool' beyond playing with myself, and you're still dead-on about the fantasy element. To me that's a huge part of using toys - and why I like it so much better than masturbating without toys. Like even tail plugs I'm not really into for shows or anything. I just like wearing them for myself. It's definitely an emotional component.
>>23805442
My bad, I need to stop making assumptions on /soc/
The point about fantasy still stands, I feel like dildos have way more room for fantasy than anything designed for a dick. It's why I don;t own any sextoys; the ones which have that fantasy element don't match with my sexual interests, the ones that match my interested are dick socks.
>>23805457
no no it's okay. If anything I take it as a compliment, haha. People tend to assume I'm a girl on here a lot I've noticed.
And yeah I think they do. I mean I guess guy toys kinda try with the whole 'putting pictures of sexy models' on the toys and stuff (at least as far as I've seen. To be honest I don't pay attention to guy toys much) but like I feel like it's harder to close your eyes and let fantasy really take hold with them.
Either that or the makers just don't care as much, which wouldn't surprise me since most guys I've met aren't really into the whole fantasy thing so much. I find many guys have a tendency to see playing with themselves more as finding the quickest and best way to an explosive orgasm, rather than taking their time and enjoying 'the road there.' Does that make sense?
>>23805468
For me it depends on how I feel that day, but yeh generally it's a case of 'need to jerk off, find porn, done'
>>23805475
Yeah, that kind of mindset is probably what most male toys are made around. The whole idea of a 'quick release' or whatever. I don't even like to watch porn when I'm playing. It just ends up distracting from imaginationland, and I'm guessing that's the case for many girls as well. Plus I think the general shape and concept of 'female' toys lends itself better to that sort of fantasy than a sleeve, since with a sleeve I guess you generally would end up making the same movements you'd make when fapping.
Sorry for all the rambling. I'm slightly bored, haha.
