It's going to be a late night for me and I could use some distraction.
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Do you have Faustian spirit?
Question for everyone, what's the greatest compliment you've received?
>>23765670
i don't know what that means
>>23765672
i once saved a cat
what is the meaning of life?
>>23765672
Why, my granma told me I'm handsome this one time, shit was pretty cash.
How to go to bars alone: grill edition?
I recently turned 21. I want to go meet guys/get picked up, maybe have a one night stand idk. I can't really do that if I bring friends along
>implying I had any
so I tried going alone. But I'm kinda shy and awkward. The bars were pretty dead in my area for a saturday night for some reason, so I bailed pretty quickly.
After being way to optimistic diving into it, I realized I had no idea what I'm supposed to do at a bar by myself. I can't dance, so I tend to avoid clubs, which to be honest doesn't sound like a great place to meet people anyway due to the loud music. Theres a pool hall that looks fun, but I don't know how to play and I wouldn't want to just jump into someone else's game and ask them to teach me.
Tips, stories, advice?
Am i going to be happy and at peace with my physical appearance one day?
>>23765672
I would say it was something like "you are the most interesting person i've ever met. Even your beauty is special"
>>23765672
"I fap to your picture like every night."
>>23765695
I mean when you're old as shit and it stops mattering
Though that quote implies you've got something great going on so maybe that could help in the short term.
>>23765694
as a dude I'd go drinking with friends but detach from the group once I'm socially lubricated enough with alcohol and hit on chicks
then when I've had enough rejection I'd rejoin my friends
maybe girls freak out if one of their group goes missing so I don't know, your mileage may vary
>>23765670
I'd never succumb to the devil. Cowards do that and that ain't you.
What's your morning routine?
>>23765684
Did the cat compliment you?
To learn how to enjoy raw asparagus.
>>23765694
Go to a park, sit and act like you're just there to sunbath which looks fine to be doing alone. Then you strike.
>>23765695
only if you put the extreme amount of effort into either making it the way you want it to, or better yet get the emotional/psychological support and therapy you need to come to peace with it.
Idk, as someone whos anorexic, I can tell ya if you're fucked in the head you'll never be happy with how you look no matter how much you change or "fix" it.
>>23765704
Is that a complement? 'cus that seems creepy as fuck to me.
>>23765721
>maybe girls freak out if one of their group goes missing
lmao this is 100% the case, anon's gone? She's being date raped in an ally somewhere call the police.
Plus its more like, dudes are usually more chill about their buddy ditching them to get laid.
Chicks, oh no you could have one drink the whole night "Anon you are too drunk to make this decision!"
Plus it's just a dick move in the girl world to ditch your girlfriends for a dude.
>>23765725
lmao, well that might work if I wasn't blindingly white, and if there were any beaches/non children's parks in my area. Only dudes I'm picking up at a park is someone's babydaddy. I'm at bars for a reason, that's where the college age dudes are (that hopefully don't have kids but I wouldn't have to know anyway)
>>23765738
It is when you've never gotten a compliment on your body in your life and are seeking validation.
All I've ever really wanted was to be attractive.
>>23765734
Oh girl you're anorexic too? I've been there...i was prettier underweight now i am a fat fuck (average weight in europe is chubby to me) I have body dysmorphia so yay. Fun.
Take care.
>>23765684
Do you not know Faust?
Better yet, what would it mean for life not to have meaning?
>>23765695
It depends entirely on you. There is no universal condition under which everyone becomes at peace with their physical appearance, thus there is no universal advice that you can receive here. Unless you go into details.
>>23765725
kek, is that from the video with this absolute madman giving that one inspirational speech before starting to yell and beat his chest?
If I have eggs, I cook omelette whilst drinking a coffee. After I'm done with that it is either another cup of coffee or I get straight to brushing my teeth. If I need to shave, I sometimes shave given my mood is good.
>>23765762
Yeah I'm still in chub/average range. I've been coming down off landwhale status for years now though. I'm trying to get down under 100 by the end of the year. I dunno if I'll pull it off though.
>>23765761
Makes sense, i guess its 100% confirmation that someone finds you attractive.
>>23765770
Life already has no meaning beyond what you give it yourself.
Black people:
Would you consider it a bigger issue for you to be called an 'Uncle Tom' or a 'Nigger' in public?
>>23765804
So it has meaning.
>>23765812
True, but that meaning changes every second to the point where it's irrelevant
Life having no meaning is impossible since everything a human can possibly do has some meaning, even if it's just 'I am taking oxygen into my lungs'
>>23765695
I'd say so, you overcome most things you can't change eventually.
>>23765704
I've been told that aswell, not every night but that a girl has masturbated to my picture. Bit creepy yes.
>>23765761
If it's quick lays you want just put on a black leather jacket and dye your tips purple. It's more acceptable to be drinking alone in a bar if you look like you've had a rough couple years.
Good luck though.
>>23765770
Well I wouldn't know but it's as my good friend Barbara Bush once said "It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
I hope this helps in your future endeavours.
What's in your omelette? Leeks?
Why does your mood have to be good in order for you to shave?
>>23765670
What was your face when you found out 3/5 of your wemon will be rapped.
>>23765670
do you have any irrational fears/disgusts?
>>23765672
I don't really remember nice compliments, but someone told me I was very genuine once. I liked that one a lot. what about you?
also what is your biggest obstacle right now?
>>23765827
There is nothing static in universe in the first place.
What do you think meaning is?
>>23765835
ayy lmao
No, leeks suck. Diced onions, some ham, paprika if I have any, though it has to be very finely chopped, dried dills, minimal amount of milk, if that is unavailable, water, and various spices, usually just salt and Cayenne peppers. I sometimes add pieces of bread, at most one slice of bread for two eggs. It seem strange, but it tastes very well and gives the whole thing a coarser texture. Heat the pan to very hot for that initial browning, leave it there for half a minute, then proceed to turn the heat down to mid-low so everything I put in cooks properly without burning that golden crust I already got by flash heating and cooking.
Because I have to shave my neck very carefully as I tend to cut shit up if I don't pay attention, which often happens if I'm in bad mood and internally boiling.
Do you have a clue as to what do you want to do in life and where do you see yourself in the near future?
>>23765866
I'm not a Swede you retarded nigger. Well memed.
>>23765870
Yes, deep water around my bay where I swim. I always feel uneasy swimming there alone, but I try and handle that fear since I like swimming.
I'm disgusted by anything that implies mass something. Like, everything that is brought down to lowest common denominator. Oh, and also the obnoxious "lolsorandumxDD" humour that is so popular on social media; it feels like it is aimed to people with an attention span of five seconds.
Lowest point in life?
>>23765927
Meaning is doing something with an intended result. so if you say 'The meaning of life is to be happy' then you're saying the intention of life is to be happy.
Hence, everything a human does is has meaning no matter what. Since nothing is without intent.
>>23765970
It's usefulness then. No?
>>23765984
I a way. Though usefulness implies it's always something positive.
Ask away
I'll ask and answer questions tonight
>>23765670
where ru from i must know
>>23765998
Did you know there is a skeleton in you RIGHT NOW?
>>23766002
Well, if you attach the motions of positivity or negativity on those things. That is to say, you create value. Again.
>>23766010
"Delet" ing your last picture didn't fly so good. (^:
>>23766015
United Russian Emirates of Ukraine.
>>23765870
I'm not sure, I barely get compliments.
Bit of a longshot but one of the kids that I talked to about WWF told me I was an inspiration, which is lovely to hear you've impacted someone.
Biggest obstacle is difficult as there are a lot of things I'm pretty bummed about atm.
I'm trying to force myself into the dating life which is a first for me but I can't handle being single, I'm shit at it.
School is also a bit bothersome as I've got several papers due this week aswell as a book but I find it difficult getting hold of that flow because the topics are very boring.
What cheers you up?
>>23765866
I'm the swede mate. Rape is wrong.
>>23765927
I love the detail. I'll try the bread thing, even though it's rare that I eat omelettes or any breakfast at all really. I tend to skip breakfast and lunch as I'm never hungry in the mornings.
I approve of your omelettes, use leeks.
What gets you boiling then?
I want to work with children, most likely a child psychologist as psychology is a big interest of mine. I also want to keep working with WWF as I get the opportunity to make people think and take stand in questions they are passionate about but weren't sure on whom the right audience is.
>>23766034
I used to be like that until I realised it isn't really good for my mood or mental capacities.
Anything from small, mundane things that can be extremely annoying to some more deeply rooted problems and what not. If my mood is ever bad, it is in the mornings as I sometimes feel like I've overslept or underslept and don't feel refreshed at all, groggy,etc.
Where do you work at time being, assuming WWF doesn't pay you?
Ask me anything I guess?
>>23765761
>Plus it's just a dick move in the girl world to ditch your girlfriends for a dude.
hahah, girls really don't want other girls to have fun
but I've definitely passed on going home with chubsters I'd have loved to fuck just because my friends were watching and I don't want them to judge me :( so find dudes who are alone also? I'm not good at this
>>23765870
>>23766010
why aren't you two helping this fellow femanon get some D? >>23765694
>>23766050
I think it's better for mine, I feel nauseous if I do and so I tend to avoid such activities the best I can.
Does this mean you're always angry with a hangover? I had one of my worst hangovers this past weekend, almost jagged my tooth aswell waking up with dry mouth and trying to gasp for air.
I work at a coffee shop. WWF has offered payment but I declined it as I don't want to make it into a business deal but more so a hobby, which is what it is today. I serve grumpy people and hipster teens overly expensive coffee and a place to sit for a few hours chatting about teenage angst and boy problems.
>>23765927
what kind of stuff usually makes you laugh? I've always been curious as to what your sense of humor is like
your question is a bit difficult, because I can think of a lot of very low points. one that stands out the most to me was when I got kicked out for a semester from uni. I felt ashamed and very guilty (one of the worst feelings imo). was also stealing a lot of painkillers from my dying grandmother at that point and getting high on them every night
>>23766034
kek, that's a bit surprising that you rarely get compliments. I wonder if people are intimidated by you or some shit. however, the thing with the kid does sound like a really nice one to hear
are you picky about the grills you choose to get into relationships with? hang in there with school, you're almost done for now
if someone or something gets a genuine laugh out of me, then I'm instantly cheered up. humor is incredibly important to me; like I would probably kill myself if I wasn't able to laugh ever again
>>23766096
No, I don't drink at all at the moment, what I'm saying I sometimes get a bad headache out of blue when waking up and feel like my body is aching. My worst hangovers were when I used to work, now I don't as I intend to pursue education, I have unfinished high school to finish, and after that it's either physics or mathematics in an university. Hard work and all is needed and I'm learning all the high school maths I can at the moment. I am saying this to clear out any confusion as to why I am a NEET for now. Well, I fell into a dry toilet that hadn't been in use for years when drunk once and I'm glad it wasn't in use as I'd be waist deep in shit, but I just ended up fucking my sneakers up. Kek, that was one hell of a hangover, waking up and thinking if I really fell into a pit of shit or not. Wew.
How hard is your work? I wouldn't mind doing something like that as a student.
>>23766144
I like both high brow and low brow humour, as long as it isn't something obnoxious, try hard or whatever. Probably had my biggest laugh in recent times by reading this play "Erasmus Montanus". So satire, I guess.
How did you get your act together then? How is life now?
>>23766083
the other grill is far from being 21, and I don't have that type of game, kek. like no one has ever bought me a drink at a bar
Go on then
>>23765672
"I miss you the way you miss a toilet seat cover in a petrol station.." xD
>>23766162
I stopped the painkillers because it got to a point where I would snort some and then immediately go throw up, so it was kind of killed for me kek. I still get nauseous just thinking about them, so I suppose that's a good thing.
that whole period was a big wake up call. when I went back to uni, I got better grades, focused more, and graduated. after I graduated, I became a gardener for a while, saved up lots of money, and moved out of my parents' house. life is much better now because I don't rely on anyone to support me, and it's a very very good feeling. I just need to keep busy or else I drink too much..which is not good. I'm in a bit of a weird place right now because I'm kind of just waiting around for graduate school to start this fall, and it feels very stagnant
I truly hope you succeed in your educational endeavors. You would do extremely well in uni, and you would be much more motivated than other people your age
>>23766203
why don't you ask other people questions?
>>23766144
Do I come off as intimidating?
It was very nice to hear as it's probably a once in a lifetime compliment when it's actually sincere.
I wouldn't call myself picky in the slightest. I'm probably pretty difficult to connect with though as I've been told I'm rather straight forward and can come off as harsh in some cases.
Also I've never used any dating tools either, I'm a proper rookie at this.
Yeah schools almost done for now but the worst part is yet to come since these couple of weeks are way more intense than what is common due to lack of time.
I can believe that, you look like a fun person to be around, do you've a quirky laughter?
I suppose that's a trait you look for in partners then? Teach me your ways please.
>>23766162
I hate headaches, had a massive one today aswell. How come you never finished HS?
What do you want to become based on the studies that you'll pursue? If it's something you sincerely enjoy I reckon the hard work will be manageable.
That's a proper slav story, good job.
It can be pretty intense, a lot of people are quitting and so I'm forced to quite often teach new people the ways which can be rather frustrating in the middle of dealing with customers. Since we're an upper end café we don't often have people that are unpleasant but people can bring up some strange requests. One lady wanted her latte warmer and so I had to microwave it for 30 seconds. Let's just say half of the drink caked the inside of the microwave after it was done.
>>23766255
Burnt hand teaches the best as they say.
So you're more or less just waiting now? How old are you, if you don't mind telling? I guess I'm driven because I have clear goals and things I want to do. Which is to say a lot and getting into an university is my ticket out of my less than likeable surroundings.
>>23766264
I've lost all interest. Stopped contacting people my age, fell into a deadly mix of fatalism and carelessness. Wandered left and right, worked in a shitty work for no real reason, drank a lot, abused speed and didn't give a flying fuck about life. I grew quite disgusted with this mode of living and people I got to know. Something like a tug of conscience told me I ought to stop and get Jack on track and realise what I want to do with my life, so I did. In a way it was a good experience, as I'm most driven than I'd ever been in life. And I've learnt a bit about how real life works. I wouldn't change a thing despite having wasted so much time. I'm not wasting any now. I'm just curious about mathematics and physics along with mostly humanitarian fields. Former two definitively require some university for a deeper understanding, while I trust I can pursue the later on my own. University setting would only help. I want to get into academia, do some research on said hard subjects while working on humanities. I'm terribly disliking of the idea of specialisation, so I don't exactly want to fit in a single profession. My interests are many, life is short, so my ultimate end is the pursuit of whatever interests I have through university and rigourous autodictatism. I like being sorts of Martin Eden or Jack London figure.
Don't you have a higher position for being somewhat experienced? Any benefits of working there besides being bread winning job?
>>23766342
Get a grip*, not Jack, what I'm I even writing.
>>23766029
How old are you?
>>23766377
19.
Nice dubs.
>>23766386
thanks m8, i worked very hard for them
>>23766392
To get dubs is hard.
How's your day?
>>23766402
finals finals finals, gym, studying, procrastinating, and shitposting. not terrible but not amazing. you?
>>23766422
Somewhat fine. Studying mostly.
>>23766346
>get Jack on track
>>23766435
>>23766264
lel, I can only speak for myself but I am intimidated by very good looking people irl. it's difficult to explain and it's a really stupid mindset, but it's there
heh, my laugh changes a lot and it's a bit strange, but I have gotten some compliments on it before. oooh yes, a sense of humor I like is probably one of the most important traits I look for in a partner. I enjoy being able to laugh at the same things as the guy I'm dating, or if he's able to make me laugh every now and then. I don't really care about having common interests, but as long as good conversation can be had, I'm a happy clam The last two boyfriends I had were incredibly dogmatic, and I really didn't like conversing with them
>teach me your ways
heh, I don't really have ways (or maybe I do, but I don't fuggin know) but I will do the best I can to answer your questions. I enjoy them
>>23766342
kek, it is very true in my case. yea, you could say I'm just waiting right now. it's a bit unsettling sometimes but that's alright. I'm 24. you're already way ahead of the game, simply because you have those clear goals set in your mind and you're not even 20 yet. I'll be turning 25 later this year and I'm just starting to formalize my goals (took long enough, goddamn). you will make it, lad
>>23766342
How come you lost interest? Just done with the tedious work?
It's nice to hear that you consider yourself driven, you can go far having that mindset.
Are you the type that settles for a work setting you enjoy or are you the type that considers career progression to be more important?
You seem quite read already tbqh, I didn't expect you to be a filthy teenager.
You look older than me aswell.
Not really, I don't want to manage the place more than I'm already doing because the owner is a cunt and less involved than our newest applicant.
I've refused plenty of opportunities to move up the ladder simply based on the fact that I don't want to get more involved with the management.
One benefit is free coffee and sandwiches, I suppose.
>>23766462
I look very different on pictures I'd say, I'm pretty plain irl lol.
You should post a picture with a fat grin sometime, I'd like that.
Humor is a very hard trait to determine though isn't it? Generally people that aren't yet comfortable with eachother tend to lay low on the jokes department in order to not seem out of line.
I'd say I value conversation the most, not so much about having a flowing one at first but more so the topics said person decides to discuss as it does show a lot about a person based on their pointless, out of a hat, knowledge.
I'm very stern when it comes to arguments and I can seem quite arrogant in a sense aswell, but I don't discuss topics I know nothing about.
I wouldn't necessarily say it's a bad trait though, I try to be rather down to earth in order to balance things out and usually it keeps me void of major fuckups when it comes to the whole relationship department business yes.
I find bars/clubs pretty fucking boring and generally women that gravitate towards those places are often quite the opposite of what I'm after.
I can't stand women that can't stand up for themselves or take constructive criticism as something negative. This is an all too common trait.
Mby I am picky.
>>23766645
lel pls, I'd probably still be intimidated by you either way. I'll see what I can do about the fat grin one of these days. there are a few pictures laying around of me laughing, but I look bretty crazy and/or scary when I laugh (you are warned)
you are right about trying to figure out someone's sense of humor from the start. that's why I have a very strict rule of only dating someone if I have gotten to know them for at least a month (it's usually through work or through school). I made the mistake of dating someone only after knowing him for a week, and it was a horrible relationship. if I hang around someone for at least a few weeks, I get a better sense of what they're like and what they find funny. it usually involves a lot of observing how they interact with others (sounds really creepy lel)
I feel you on the conversations. I don't really need or want to talk about "deep" shit all the time, but there needs to be some kind of substance there.
I wish more people would shut up about shit they know nothing about...that is a very good trait to have. I'm usually very quiet most of the time because I doubt myself and feel like I don't know anything, kek. have you ever had any major fuckups in relationships or have you been fortunate?
it's good to be picky (to an extent). helps you pick out a decent grill to be with and stick with
lel, I really hate the bar/club atmosphere/people as well (everyone is just trying too fuggin hard) but I reeeallllllllyyyy love dancing. every time my friends would invite me to go out drinking with them, I would immediately go straight to wherever the music was playing and enter my solo dancing bubble. I also really hate going to bars because my voice is too fucking low and does not carry well. no one can ever hear me, lel (not that I'm trying to talk that much anyways)
>>23765870
Hi again, curious to know what you study (or studied)
>>23766061
that fucking picture made me laugh, by any chance do you play any water sports?
>>23767179
I studied geology
what about you?
>>23767179
I look like an overweight seal in the water, sadly. I do play indoor soccer, however.
>>23767179
Did you bomb the Boston Marathon?
also, question for everyone: what's your favorite experience with hallucinogens?
Hey, I'm fucking broken. New beautiful girl besides me who actually like me, new job going well but none of that matters when you can't let go of the past. Hooray for whisky and pills, ask away and I'll try to answer before passing out on my couch
>>23767331
I was extremely fucked up and looked at this picture of Mama Murphy in her"meditation chamber" and laughed until I had streams of tears down my face. I think it's probably the purest happiness I've ever felt.
>>23767326
haha that makes two of us then, never played indoor soccer even tho it's super popular where I live.
>>23767291
Actually I study something kinda related, civil engineering, we had quite a few classes about geology and topography, but that's super cool.
>>23767331
No actually, I was taking a dump on the other side of the pond when it happened, and to answer future questions, no I'm not muslim
>>23766255
>>23766203
Because she is a vain piece of shit
