>/erpg/ - Erotic Roleplay General -- Crime and Punishment edition
>breaking the law and looking good while doing it
>get arrested for being too sexy
>looking forward to the "interrogation"
>̶i̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶"̶B̶u̶b̶b̶a̶"̶
This is the thread for all your lewd roleplaying and smutcrafting needs. This thread is for (mostly) freeform roleplaying of a sexual nature. Create a character (it really works best if you use F-list) and jump in chat and have sexual misadventures. This is NOT your thread for posting Skype or kik or snapchat. We're not interested in cybering or sexting. The type of roleplaying for this thread is more like your (sex) Dungeons & Dragon (dildos). Don't feel like you *need* to be something fantastical, though, there's plenty of demand for anime schoolgirls and NEETs and wrestlers and punk rockers and other modern character types.
We'll provide advice and feedback on F-list characters, and if you post your profile or flirt in the thread, you might just get typefucked by the character of your dreams.
For examples of what we do, check out:
http://pastebin.com/u/lewdred
http://pastebin.com/u/Aislinneandfriends
http://pastebin.com/u/Molly_Liesel
Hop onto https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and select channels for your preference, or copypaste the following to join a general chatter channel
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
Previous Thread >>23678085
>>23756779
Topical! So any word on what caused his ban yet?
good threadtitle choice
>>23756799
Rory got reported for defaming Dancing Moonlight. The only relevant thing I saw in chat about this was Rory mentioning that Dancing Moonlight had shitposted about Rory in the past, and had acknowledged it.
>>23756779
My brain wants that to be Natalie Dormer. It isn't, but I want it to be.
Actually I just want Natalie Dormer, in general. Yeah.
I went a bit mental.
https://www.f-list.net/c/slattern%20elizabeth
https://www.f-list.net/c/frau%20elizabeth
https://www.f-list.net/c/officer%20elizabeth
https://www.f-list.net/c/citizen%20elizabeth
Great theme! Let's leave the old thread where it is, or we might have to break out the handcuffs.
Been wanting to make a character based on Cassie Cage for a while.
>>23756907
>https://www.f-list.net/c/officer%20elizabeth
Hey, someone posted an on topic character for once!
Any advice for making a shota geared towards general /ss/ as well as Mom x Son
Wait a minute, my character kind of fits! Being a criminal and all.
https://www.f-list.net/c/cordelia%20rowan/
>sorta law-enforcement related.
>once upon a time.
https://www.f-list.net/c/candace%20ink/
>>23756907
You can never have enough elizabeths
>>23757001
Be as cute as possible!
>>23757235
C-Could I be cute and mischievous?
>(mostly) freeform
How big of a mostly is it? I just want to go on adventures.
>>23757282
As freeform as you and your partner agree on.
>>23757292
Oh, I mean does anyone ever DM.
>>23757301
Sure. There are people who do actual Dungeons & Dragons type adventures with rules and character sheets and dice rolling. They aren't common but they do exist.
Then you also have DM-types that do completely freeform things. Primarily they play NPCs that interact with your characters, and create situations to react to.
>>23757265
Some like that so go for it
>>23757301
Well, Orosboru is running Infernals-Exalted, but it looks full up. A few others are running mage, just wait for them to pop up.
https://www.f-list.net/c/rainer%20underwood/
Part-vampire vagrant delinquents usually fall under 'Crime,' right?
>>23756823
What a long time coming.
https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20passing%20traveller/
I've returned, for what reason I can not say.
>>23756779
>/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
>this is still linked
Listen up kids, they have people in their own chat BEGGING you to stop the political shitpostery
[01:32] Alice Wyndham: Can you go one day without yelling at each other
[01:32] Alice Wyndham: Please
[01:32] Alice Wyndham: Rory is banninated and all
[01:32] Alice Wyndham: One day of not hating each other over having the Bad Opinions
And they don't. They just immediately continue arguing about how the murrica is racist and sexist all over.
If that's not what you want in your lewd chat, don't go there.
>>23757540
Oh man you're posting logs of the room while Rory can't copy the user list. He's gonna be so mad you're shitposting behind his back. He almost caught you!
>>23757540
Hey, what do you know, Rory is temporarily gone and people still keep arguing :D
>>23757547
It's pretty obvious who the shitposters are if you just talk to people in the room. Bad personalities stand out.
Part of the reason I don't bother with the room anymore. Not Rory, not the /pol/ redpill versus Tumblr SJW stupidity, not any of that, but the fact that the room is full of genuine sociopaths who try to act like it's not obvious who the bad seeds are. I have to lie enough in my daily life, I'll pass on dealing with it here too.
>>23757579
Lili? We miss you.
>>23757593
No you don't.
>>23757599
;_;
>>23757599
But we do. I wanted to share that gallery of Maise Williams surprising a bunch of Game of Thrones fans with you. You probably already saw it, though.
>>23757579
Hey Lilli? You really deserve better then dealing with the lot of us
>>23757579
I'd have a lot more sympathy for you if you didn't treat middle school level gossip wars as 'sociopathic' and like they're the absolute worst betrayal of your life.
>[02:08] Alice Wyndham: Hey which one of you dorks is using my lines here to shitpost
Sorry but your reaction to the room is just so telling of how much of a compost pile it is.
>>23757557
Who could have predicted this turn of events?
>>23757599
Ice cold.
>>23757672
It is rather distasteful to post people's logs without their permission. You probably shouldn't do it again.
>>23757640
Your other two posts say you're not someone I'd be interested in sympathy from anyway, so, literally nothing lost there.
>>23757713
I actually really liked talking to you before this whole mess made you act really bitter and lash out the way you've had. I miss when I could sit down and hang out with you without you looking for boogeymen.
>>23757719
Hm... so you don't like that this made me bitter, but you don't have sympathy for the thing that made me bitter. Got it! Makes perfect sense.
>>23757727
No, I don't like that you've let some petty jerk completely alter the fact that you're even part of the community. And the fact that you keep saying "That's it! I'm leaving!" But here you still are. You let a few people acting like assholes drive you away from the others you call friends, you didn't even try to keep in touch and that's what really blows.
the shit-flinging continues?
wow.
Everyone is an asshole, nobody wins, zero points scored this round.
>>23757762
No need to be so glum, we're not even that many posts in yet. There's still time for things to turnabout!
>>23757754
>And the fact that you keep saying "That's it! I'm leaving!" But here you still are.
Have you seen me in the room lately? On the rare occasions I'm on F-Chat, I stay far the fuck away from any *chan-related rooms, and plan to continue doing so. Every time I've gotten involved in a 4chan community, some psychopath fixates on me, and it just kills my entire drive to participate. So I mostly just hang around the thread hoping that I'll feel inspired enough to actually do something sometime, but given how the thread usually goes, it mostly just does the opposite and makes me even less interested in trying to interact with anyone. I barely even post anymore anyway.
>>23757800
I actually also feel really bummed out that you've let people chase you away from friends. I'm just less angry about it compared to >>23757754
>>23757800
>blaming the thread for your lack of inspiration
You just want an excuse to play more vidya.
>>23757820
It's just not worth the stress for me.
>>23757836
...maybe.
The First Flame ain't gonna link itself, y'know!
Clothed sex is pretty hot.
http://www.xvideos.com/video10343119/cojiendo_en_publico
Is this rape though? She seems kinda... reluctant at best...
>>23757959
I think I've seen those two in another video, set in the kitchen while she's cooking. So I doubt it's nonconsensual.
>>23757917
By the time we actually play Lili's going to be a teenager ;~;
>>23757997
Hopefully someday we'll look back and laugh at all this silly drama
https://www.f-list.net/c/Maggie%20Springs
I've been role playing for years and I had no idea this damn site even existed... This is magical.
>>23758266
Howdy!
We here recomend you try and give your profile some pizzaz! Give it an edge! Have some gimmicky fetish there? Slap it on! Customs exist for a reason, and they are nice for hammering down what exactly you are looking for with that profile!
As it is, you are looking quite bland. But hey, I have been using a blank one for like, years before I converted a shadowrun character. Above all, try to avoid the constant bitching here and have fun!
>make a shota
>actively search for partners, find none, get no views or pings or anything
>Make a (futa)lolidom
>same thing
>make a milf
>get approached almost instantly by tons of cringey profiles
I give up, I've tried so many times and this is all that happens
>>23756779
always wanted to be punished :/
>tfw new character got 1000 views in under three days
>0 (zero) cringe-worthy approaches so far
fucking wew lad
>>23758671
link?
>>23758392
>tfw
>>23758392
Id love to punish you, sexy
>>23758392
what´s your contact my little girl?
What, no stop thread. You're getting creepy. I'd rather have the drama back than the thread be creepy.
>>23759458
Come a few hours you may just get your wish. Still, I'd be carefull what you wish for.
I wonder if someone's up to naughty buff wolves...
https://www.f-list.net/c/nord
>>23759954
>https://www.f-list.net/c/nord
best kinda wolves desu.
I'd still pretty up your profile tho.
>>23759967
Feel free to write me and, probably, we could work something out.
>>23759929
Buncha you're a large part of the problem to begin with. You've been nothing but petty.
>>23759929
There's like half an hour til the ban runs out, right? Gotta be ready for the circus.
>>23759974
Lots of other prospects, sadly.
>>23760000
QUADS BITCH
And to think I've been starting to get used to how calm and serene things were here.
>>23760008
Buncha, you really need to take a good long look at yourself before you start playing innocent.
>>23760023
Never said I was. Can we not argue infront of the kids?
Cordelia Rowan: Rory told me but I don't know if it's alright to say why in public.
Cordelia Rowan: Well I wrote it in the thread anyway.
The first clowns are in by the way.
>>23760029
I'm just sayin'. Bear this post in mind in a few hours when shit starts up again and you're in the middle of it as usual.
>>23758392
I always know Rory was a cute pie.
>>23760033
Prob going to bolt then. She honestly doesn't need me for drama - She gets it just being her.
>>23760046
Thats not her.
>>23760052
How'd yah know?
>>23760054
They can write in English for one thing.
after grinding in Digimon for over 80 hours I finally completed the game. Now its time for me to go and make an OC doughnut steel Digimon Tamer and get absolutely no play.
>>23757682
>It is rather distasteful to post people's logs without their permission. You probably shouldn't do it again.
fucking this
Posting logs without permission is creepy as hell. Particularly if they're PM logs and not from a semi-public room. Like, even for jokey stuff I always ask permission or just don't post it.
>>23760458
This was in public, still kinda scummy really. I'm definitely not making an excuse for them here, but it was an open room.
So without Rory around, the thread starts attacking Bunchacrunch?
>>23760750
He was being attacked before that.
>>23760750
Meh. I can take it.
>>23758373
>>23758373
>>make a shota
>>actively search for partners, find none, get no views or pings or anything
>>23757001
That was like a 6 hour time span.
How long have you been trying?
>>23756799
>>23756823
Huh? Where'd this defaming happen. What'd they say.
>>23760000
Oh wait it was just a short timeout. When did that even start?
>>23762488
It was a one day ban, and it happened in his room as far as I know.
>>23760363
That's not very optimistic. Perk up soldier!
>>23760458
Like other person said, it was in a public room, but I still stand by the fact it's rude.
>>23762494
Despite the length, isn't it still pretty significant? Doesn't F-list have a 3 strike system?
>>23762562
Reading the siterules now, not exactly. They'll give first and second warnings, but afterwards the policy according to the community guidelines is a timeout of variable length. It says that the next disciplinary step is a permanent ban, and attempting to evade a timeout upgrades you to a permanent.
So it seems like a case-by-case sort of deal
>>23762628
Interesting. As long as the mods are as lenient as they have been in the past, looks like it'll be fine.
>>23762488
Are you Dancing Moonlight?
>>23762689
I also just saw that "Minor infractions typically hold no weight after 6 months". Really so long as she's not going out of her way to defame someone or posting any confidential information (incl. mine, hell especially mine) then I don't care.
I'm more surprised that I haven't seen her seriously talk about it here. Surprised and thankfull.
... I just jynxed it, didn't I?
be gentle
https://www.f-list.net/c/zoelys%20ezruc/
>>23763067
>https://www.f-list.net/c/zoelys%20ezruc/
Very impressive profile! Some may say that you have too many dropdowns, but it all looks good to me.
>>23763076
I-I-I'm open to friend requests
>>23763090
Join one of the many chatrooms and see whats going on! /tg/chat is the largest, and if you like RPG systems then any of its subrooms that has people in it are good for discussing those!
>>23762562
1)There is no strict strikes count.
2)He has been in trouble for harassment before.
>>23763067
Oh, hi. You joined the room earlier, but I was the only one awake at the time, and I was off playing games. For what it's worth, I agree with >>23763076
>>23763067
IMO too many drop downs and get a few more kinks (just generics would do)
Also in your first sentence after the quote there's a grammatical error
I'd say the book thing is weird but if you're into it you do you.
Don't be gentle
https://www.f-list.net/c/terry%20mcfall/
>>23762488
>Huh? Where'd this defaming happen. What'd they say.
That's it. Rory said Dancing Moonlight had shitposted about Rory in the past. It was such a throwaway statement that it didn't even register as defaming or harassment when I read it.
>>23764080
everybody seems to be obsessed with shitposting abour rory, though, so it was a reasonable guess on his part.
>>23764641
No need to guess, DM said it outright a while ago (couple months-ish?) in the thread, even identifying themselves by name. Which makes the whole thing sound pretty weird from the outside; I thought defamation required falsehood. This is just repeating the truth.
>>23764676
It was for defamation and harassment, and several things fall into that rule.
https://wiki.f-list.net/Rules#Defamation_and_Harassment
>>23764705
>Continually starting/participating in arguments
Welp.
That said, I don't actually see where "x person has shitposted in the past" falls under that rule. It's not even the "insulting/disrespecting" bit, it's just... stating facts. Like, actual demonstrable undeniable facts. It'd be like banning someone for saying water is wet, or saying that Mark Twain died on April 21, 1910.
F-List administration is so confusing and fickle.
>>23763321
I knew two, but not one. The more you know!
>>23763873
>Don't be gentle
Not much to say really, it's a pretty average profile as far as most standards go. If you had more character images and more custom kinks that got people engaged with the profile it would probably be better.
>>23764747
https://wiki.f-list.net/Rules#Private_Rooms
Also can't talk about other users when they're not within the room to see it.
>>23764747
Saying that person X belongs to an anonymous group of shitposters out to get you sure is stating undeniable facts.
>>23764955
Rory didn't say Dancing Moonlight belonged to an anonymous group (which would not make sense anyway), they just said that DM had shitposted in the past and had admitted to it.
>>23764955
>>23764676
>DM said it outright a while ago (couple months-ish?) in the thread, even identifying themselves by name
Not particularly anonymous in that instance.
>>23764785
That's hilarious. I've seen Tumblr hugboxes with less insane rules than that.
>>23764970
Except the only one identifying them was Rory, no declarations "that's a-me, mario!" from the other side.
>>23764990
To the best of my knowledge, Rory got in trouble for defaming Dancing Moonlight. I'm not sure why you're bringing up this "anonymous group" or why we are still talking about this.
>>23765006
Because "shitposters" are an anonymous groups which he assigned DM to.
And because they're anonymous, how ridiculous it is to declare that making that assignment is "just stating facts".
>>23764990
>>23765024
I'm not talking about this thread, that would be silly. I'm talking about a thread from a month or two ago where, in the midst of the usual shitposting, DM voluntarily identified themselves as one of the contributors. I could go dig up the post on the archive, but it would take a while, especially since I'd rather be doing things that are actually fun, rather than trawling through a bog of unpleasantness to find a particular lump of shit in the mountain of shit.
>>23765076
>I'm talking about a thread from a month or two ago where, in the midst of the usual shitposting, DM voluntarily identified themselves as one of the contributors.
Yeah that's not a thing that happened.
>>23765076
Was it this thread?
https://fgts.jp/soc/thread/23087866/
>>23765116
That thread is when rory's habit of calling "are you the moon" on random things has started.
Maybe you mean THIS thread, eh?
http://fgts.jp/soc/thread/23357131/#23392742
>>23765076
So an anonymous post claimed to be DM?
I mean there's no real reason to doubt it was true, but that's what you're saying.
>>23765191
Or maaaybe it's this http://fgts.jp/soc/thread/23434214/#23445409 and you've got nice catch-22 going: objecting to being labelled a shitposter labels them a shitposter?
What kind of drama have you guys had while doing this? I love hearing about all that kind of stuff that goes on.
>>23765223
It is exactly as lame and as trite as what you are reading here, in this very thread.
>>23765231
I don't have time nor the patience to sift through this. Can you summarize it into a greentext for me?
>>23765238
Some people can't let things go. The end.
>>23765246
Oh.
>>23765238
Some guy got temp banned for bitching about another guy behind their back, now the first guy's buddies bitch about the ban and about the second guy behind the backs of them both.
>>23765214
Insofar as /soc/ posts are anonymous, but sure, I can give you that point. Maybe the "DM" post I remember was someone who spent an entire thread convincingly pretending to be DM. It's not impossible, and knowing some of the personalities around here, it's not beyond the scope of what some shit-stirrers might do just for a giggle. Heck, this might be someone else pretending to be Lili, for all anyone knows. I've certainly mimicked her loathsome excuse for a "personality" well enough.
>>23765215
The post I'm remembering outright said "I'm DM", or some precise equivalent (nothing vague or general). Had an image attached, not that that's especially helpful. Either way, I'm okay with potentially being wrong on this one, especially since I'm not involved with any of it anymore, and have no intention of being involved at any point in the future. So I'm just gonna shrug and move on, and we can chalk this one up to Lili being crazy. Hardly the first time that's happened.
>>23765264
>The post I'm remembering outright said "I'm DM"
I've just gone through threads from January to April, nothing like that.
>>23764747
F-lists rules are so broad that much of the interpretation is completely up to the moderator. What Rory said is a bannable offense, but if this was his first offense there's little doubt that the mods would have just overlooked it.
It's not his first offense though, and the mods don't really have a personal stake in this one. He's been warned about his conduct before. Even minor infractions like this that most everyone gets away with are finally enough for them to give him a slap on the wrist.
Honestly this was a long time coming.
>>23765317
It's odd, I remember DM calling themselves out like Lili described, but I can't find it either. I don't think it's actually a question of whether or not DM posted here, but there really doesn't seem to be a "It's me, DM!" post anywhere.
>>23765317
>>23765355
Alright, so I'm just crazy then. Good to know. Consider prior assertions redacted. I thought I clearly remembered seeing that, but if it isn't there then it isn't there, and if neither of you can find it and I can't remember where it showed up, then it's probably not there.
>bookmarks list growing
>Amount of free time shrinking because of work and prior engagements
sucks that notes aren't more popular, although i understand why they aren't
>>23765372
Embrace the crazy.
>>23765396
Notes are amazing. If you can find someone willing to do it, never let them go.
>>23765396
>>23765421
All my noteplays die ;_;
>>23765436
It happens too often.
>>23765421
>Embrace the crazy.
I would, but I enjoy being alive and unmutilated.
Actually I kinda don't but I've been assured that's a temporary condition.
>>23765502
So what you're saying is you like mutilation now? Another vanilla lover bites the dust!
>>23765552
Well I'm clearly some form of masochist. I keep coming back here, after all.
>>23765628
So just give up and go. Honestly it's really hard to watch you keep coming back to something you so obviously hate to put up with people you clearly don't even give a shit about.
Oh well, might as well throw off the cloak for people who hadn't figured it out, so I can clear things up.
>>23764747
>>23765006
>>23765076
>>23765355
The gist of it is that Malice got mad at the whole situation and told Chumpy McGoo that they were on the suspect list and disagreeing with me would probably make them more suspicious {{that's not really true in either case}} and said I was paranoid, and that it's not like only one person hates me or talks about me in the threads.
I said I'm aware of that, I know there's more than one person who hates me, one of them is Dancing Moonlight, but I only care about the threadshitter. {{Apparently using the term "threadshitter" didn't help my case}}
Essentially because mentioning DM made everyone think I was paranoid ("What? She's said as much and we've acknowledged each other :V") it looked like I was defaming DM by calling her the threadshitter. When I was actually saying that she's not {{And people have suggested that, but I dismissed it}}
What's really annoying is "I was literally doing the opposite of defamation" didn't seem to fly simply because I'd been in trouble for it in the past.
I also suspect whoever reported me was my threadshitter.
In other news: In light of recent events, and the ridiculous strawpoll last thread, I'm making a channel/thread survey.
>>23765647
>throw off the cloak
>after using your usual images twice
You've gotta up your game senpai.
>I'm making a channel/thread survey
Using what?
>>23765647
It was very clearly you. You asked if someone was DM and if someone was Lili. And took the route of going "Oh without Rory is here we're gonna shit on Buncha?" It wasn't even slightly subtle.
>>23765643
This place is one of few social constants in my life that I can actually stand engaging with. It's sad, but there it is.
>>23765671
>Your usual images
I've never posted the Cassie Cage ones and the other two I stole from Lili!
Although I guess I do post a lot of SFM stuff.
>Using what?
Survey Monkey, because I'm not an idiot and I know the difference between a poll and a survey.
>>23765678
Eh. I wasn't trying to hide, just be low key. Hence why I didn't argue with anyone or reply to multiple people.
>>23765691
That's why you should join the channel.
>>23765697
This post begs to differ:>>23760750
>>23765713
That wasn't really argument. Argument would have been if I said something about >>23760782
>>23765697
Make it quickly, I can't wait to see the results.
>>23765697
Why? It's not like people in the channel ERP, so that removes the main reason for even being on the chat. I can shoot the proverbial breeze just as easily in the thread, and the thread doesn't require constant attention just to participate; if I ignore the thread for an hour, I can still come back and continue a conversation without people wondering what on earth I'm talking about. Lots easier, especially for me.
>>23765747
No but it was trying to hide.
>>23765647
>Not looking at the strawpoll and banning as indication that your behavior needs to change
fuck off
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10037435/r
>>23765769
>It's not like people in the channel ERP
What?
>>23765779
Most people are on there just for the sake of chatting.
>>23765777
Why should he, you didn't take your ban as an indication that your behavior needs to change.
>>23765800
I'm also not banned from /tg/chat, never got a sitewide timeout and I am not the roomowner for a semi-popular room.
Hopefully she has a contingancy for when this inevitably happens again, like someone to take her room over as 2nd in command. Literally anyone would be an improvement, but with that said I don't really have a stake in the matter.
>>23765773
Oh. I guess.
>>23765769
Because we fucking like you, stop making this difficult. It's also pretty hard to have a more personal conversation in the thread.
Or at least Note me a Steam name or something.
>>23765777
>>23765862
That's because it's a clusterfuck that gives no real information and is stupidly biased. What kind of results do you think we'd have if we put your name in?
>Literally anyone would be an improvement, but with that said I don't really have a stake in the matter.
For someone who doesn't have a stake in the matter, you seem to care more than literally anyone else in the thread. Again, you've rewritten your impression of history to make me into your nemesis when I was the one who defended you. I constantly regret that decision. In fact, the largest reason I'd have to doubt my own qualifications of being channel owner are that I didn't ban you sooner.
>>23765933
>Turning it back around to me
Never change
>>23765933
>>23765988
You're both insufferable.
I was actually looking to get suggestions for said survey.
>>23766173
I thought you weren't an idiot and it would be just incredibly easy for you to design a survey? Start in on it and realize it's tough to be objective about it?
>>23766173
>Do you think the threads are actually salvageable?
>Do you think Rory should participate in arguments in the threads?
>What, if anything, would help the thread right now?
>Do you think the room is actually salvageable?
>Should the room even remain connected to the threads anymore?
>Are there moderation issues with the room currently?
>Are there any other issues with the room currently, unrelated to moderation?
>Do you think Rory should remain the owner of the room, or should it be transferred to a different existing mod?
Off the top of my head.
>>23766206
No bullying.
>>23766242
>>Do you think Rory should participate in arguments in the threads?
Nobody should participate in arguments in the threads. It's dumb and pointless.
A lot of those would require a "please provide further information" box, though.
>>23766242
>>Do you think Rory should remain the owner of the room, or should it be transferred to a different existing mod?
What DOES happen if the room owner gets perma banned? Is it just a matter of asking the site admins to transfer it to someone else?
>>23766298
Probably. Despite weird and inconsistent rules and adjudication thereof, they're usually pretty good about handling uncommon edge cases (unused names, for example) with just a quick PM.
>>23766206
Well, I thought I was being pretty subjective and if anything pessimistic (one of the "Strongly Agree" options is "it's not terrible"), but so far I'm told that it's narcissistic, or at least the question where I redo the strawpoll is.
I'm also interested in reasonable thoughts, as opposed to just "I hate Rory, fuck the channel, everything is garbage".
>>23766242
>>23766290
There is a further information box on every option so far.
>>23766394
Why even bother with the strawpoll question? You're going to stick around regardless of the answer, and the question was just shit-stirring anyhow. It's stupid to hinge one's staying or leaving on an opinion poll.
>>23766242
I wasn't bullying as much as I've tried to design a survey before and good god did I think it was going to be simple before I sat down to try and make questions that weren't leading or subjective in any way.
>>23766408
... why do you think I'd leave? I know a lot of people dislike me. When I was standing in the corner, I also had plenty of people tell me they like me. Neither opinion is really useful without context and detail.
>>23766409
I'm mostly trying to figure out what provides useful data points. If I wanted nonsense, I'd just ask the thread itself what they think with no effort to collect data.
>>23766455
>why do you think I'd leave?
That's pretty clearly what the strawpoll was about. Any pretense of being otherwise was paper-thin.
>>23766463
The strawpoll was also a clusterfuck made by someone who can barely spell and doesn't understand polls. That doesn't mean it can't have me curious.
I had planned to put up similar sections for the others, but since most of them avoid the threads, I don't know if anyone here would even know them. Also I just learned I can only have 10 questions, so clearly I need to rewrite the entire survey to be a single matrix ranking question.
>>23766290
You know that's not going to happen, especially since I love arguing. If Rory wants to take the group's opinions though, I think that's a good question to ask. If everyone says that Rory should stop, isn't that just a bit telling? Especially since it won't JUST be the thread, it'll be the chat as well, which is filled with his friends.
>>23766298
No idea! Mods probably just need to submit a ticket to swap it.
>>23766409
Yeah, I expect at least little bias to leak into this, it'll be fun.
>>23766394
>There is a further information box on every option so far
Good.
>>23756779
>Crime and Punishment edition
I've always wanted to do a scenario where I play a female cop who gets raped and killed.
>>23768140
Wow, that's fucked up.
Tell me more.
>>23768148
Lots of build up to the big snuff scene. My favorite method is a messy headshot!
>>23768158
Details, damnit, I need details.
>regularly hear about rory bitching in his room about me
>finally hear he got slapped down for it
>maybe that'll make him stop
>literally everybody starts doing it instead
>>23765264
>Maybe the "DM" post I remember was someone who spent an entire thread convincingly pretending to be DM.
Really? Where'd you get that judgement anyway, we barely talked. Most of it way back and anonymous, connecting over not having will to play or make profiles long before the big fallout.
>The post I'm remembering outright said "I'm DM"
I do not do that, on principle. It is only sometimes obvious based on what I'm talking about, but I never namecall myself.
>>23768189
I don't bitch about you. Most of the time I say I wish we could be friends again.
Also, I Noted you during that thread where you got pissed off at me making jokes about Mighty Jill Off. We talked, acknowledged each other. Bitched.
>>23768170
Hey Pal. Where's that survey you promised us earlier, ah?
>>23768217
>I don't bitch about you.
Yes you do.
>Most of the time I say I wish we could be friends again.
You lying cunt. You don't give a shit about me as a friend, you only want this because you think I'm now the main shitposter and will stop if you "get me back".
>>23768229
Uh... I don't really bitch about you often. I say that I think the reason you stopped talking to me is stupid, but that's as close as it gets to bitching. You hate me a lot more than I hate you, and yes, I do actually want you to come back to the channel and be friends with us again.
I was also banned for saying you're *not* the main shitposter, the global who talked to me about it just didn't care because I have a history of "defamation" and I mentioned you in a channel that you're not in.
I have absolutely zero reason to think that you're trying to destroy me in these threads or anything like that.
>>23768170
I'd play some sort of female rookie investigating some sort of crime in progress. The perp could get the jump on her, beat her and then brutally rape her while threatening death constantly (gun to the head, knife to her throat, choking) and torturing her. Afterwards she would be executed in some way (as stated, I prefer a messy headshot).
A gangbang from some gang of thugs followed by snuffing her would also be nice.
>>23756870
it's ok, everyone wants Natalie Dormer
Is your character gender more about their body type than their mental state? I'm thinking about making a character who is a male mind in a female body, but if I set them as trans will people expect a dick there?
>>23768439
Honestly on F-List there are really no rules there and it is whatever you want there.
Hell, you can just pick whatever gender option you want for the color name.
>>23768189
Dunno why you bothered with my post, it was established immediately afterward that Lili is just wrong and crazy, as usual.
Fuck me, I can't actually link to Surveymonkey without it being called spam.
https://www.survey
monkey.com/r/
XCFP5CY
>Makoto Inoue: She's an SJW. I've explained this to you before. "Anyone more progressive than me is an SJW".
Oh lawdy.
>Makoto Inoue: "Don't piss off the rest of the channel" is one of those things that shouldn't need to be a rule.
>Keylime: Well, you're fucked then for a start
The channel is having a saucy morning today.
>>23769239
That's a pretty widely accepted definition of SJW. It's a meaningless word, like "pretentious" or "edgy". It means "thing I don't agree with".
>>23769219
>no open result viewing
So, "unbiased survey" means "survey I can lie about to my hearts content"
>>23769288
Stop being petulant. I never said the results would be open. But here:
results/SM-L9XC27DR/
>>23769306
okay, I've put that line at the end of the link, at the end of the link with a "/" separating it
how the fuck am I supposed to view results with that?
>>23769372
wait nevermind I got it,
replace everything starting with the /r/ with the new extension
>>23769372
>>23769395
I already uploaded this anyway
http://imgur.com/QARrW2r
>>23769411
That's not really useful, unless you assume everyone who's going to take it has already taken it. Plus, you left out the comments, which are really the most important part.
>>23769474
I'm just giving a struggling anon a current quickie.
And I'm not going to go through and click all of them before running the screencap soft.
I wish there was a way to collate responses. To collect which replies came from the same respondant.
>>23769515
So you could go disregard everybody who doesn't like you, eh?
>>23769520
We get it, you hate me. That's not useful.
Also, they're all anonymous anyway, you dumbass. Knowing who's going "see my previous reply" would be pretty useful.
>>23769527
We all know you're going to do it anyway.
>>23769527
>Marnic art
And here I thought he vanished or stopped making art.
>>23769474
>everyone who's taken it has taken it
I haven't yet, so give it a day or so.
>>23769550
I wish there was more art for genderswapped DmC Dante. I would have thought people would be tripping over themselves to make punk girl Dante.
New profile Coming SOON™ to a thread near you.
>>23769617
I figure people just hate his personality too much to want to bother with him. There's definitely a lack of decent punk girls though. Especially among my profiles.
Oh who am I kidding.
>>23765421
based Sayman
>>23769661
I've been playing DmC and I don't hate him.
Although I do have a few problems with the controls. I can never figure out how to lay them out well.
I've been making a Donte expy that's a Lucifuge from HtV. I'll probably do like with Sarah Colt and make a female version and never feel like playing the male one.
Basic idea is a monster hunter who's a functional alcoholic. Bitter, jaded, thinks everything is fucked up, but still fights to keep people safe and also just to fuck shit up. Your basic vigilante anti-hero who's a jackass but can't help saving innocents. And of course people like that are great for ERP because they don't tend to mind fucking before knowing someone's name.
>>23769749
Dowman is mai waifu.
Moon, have a Powerboi.
>>23769776
You're waifu a cute.
Man, this community sure gets rocky, huh?
I wish I was good enough at any of this to have a voice or even choose a side.
Well, sometimes I wish that.
Other times I just want to eat tortilla chips and have pangs of crushing depression.
>>23769808
Those don't look like boys at all.
>>23770137
Well you'll always have the last thing.
How sure are you you're not good at typefucking.
>>23770182
>How sure are you you're not good at typefucking.
Crippling self doubt and (What I consider to be) objective abstractions about my skill level in comparison to past typefucking partners.
I type less words, slower, with less fluid and varied word choices and less detail.
Less objectively, I feel like I don't have as many good ideas as other people.
>>23769239
>: "Don't piss off the rest of the channel" is one of those things that shouldn't need to be a rule
This is part of the reason I left your shit channel.
For the most part, the powers that be see themselves as the channel. Meaning if you disagree with the mods in a way that upsets them, you get banned
>>23770211
I don't remember anyone getting banned just for disagreeing with the mods.
>>23770291
That quote was a follow up on somebody getting timeoutted because they were on the wrong side in an argument started by Keylime over some political link.
>>23770291
I remember one of the few bans was due to them defending a raceplay kink. The room owner just preffers to make people feel unwelcome I remember hearing them say.
I just want to say: Jesus christ, for a serious survey this has some incredibly egotistical options.
>>23770356
>Jesus christ, for a serious ocean this has some incredibly wet environment
>>23770364
Pretty much to be expected given who it's really about in the end. You're outright delusional if you think she's going to step down and hand the keys over to someone compleatly moderate like Finley for instance.
>>23770382
>Like Finley
Literally who?
>>23770401
Guy who runs one of the more popular /tg/ channels now and is both very nice and completely neutral on any issues.
Basicly pic related.
Kek
>>23770433
Finlay, d'you mean?
>>23770344
Which one of these was it?
[19:14] System: Channel bans for 4chan /erpg/: bunchacrunch, johny rebel, mofuri lint, ren aos, james eagle, jessica the mistress, dante stryker, drake absinthe, based
>>23770433
Oh you mean Finlay Griffith.
Wasn't there upset at the transfer of ownership there too from Ivan or whoever.
>>23770444
Heh. I was worried by early turnout results that the only people voting on stuff were either completely unaware of everything going on or simply sychophantic.
Now I actually feel better now.
>>23770481
Jessica. Wait how the fuck did Dante Stryker get on there?
/erpg/, and the channel, are both incredibly toxic.
>>23770493
>Jessica.
Ah, figures it's the one profile that got deleted. I barely remember them at all.
>>23770497
Great observation :^)
I filled out the survey I guess.
>>23770497
We (well the thread, fuck knows whats going on in the channel, seems my declawing didn't improve things like, at all) would probobly be able to suction a good lot of the toxic-ness from the wound if we didn't have someone with an ego the size of a blimp, the aggression of a rabid foaming at the mouth gorrilla and the self-reflection of a mirror painted black.
I'm just really the first two things.
>>23770211
It's not just the mods. Users in the channel complained to the mods about certain people all the time.
Including just someone's profile contents, not behavior.
>Makoto Inoue: What I mean is that it feels stupid. The settings don't feel realistic, and come off as a parody not of /pol/ but of feminism. It's the kind of view of the world that people like Internet Aristocrat would have.
>Makoto Inoue: It bothers me in that regard. It doesn't feel like you're saying "this viewpoint is great", it feels like you're saying "this way of thinking is shitty and these people are secret Fascists"
>Marcelline Theroux: then i have not told you about the other side
>Makoto Inoue: I feel like that shouldn't really matter. I mean, it's basically a /pol/ fever dream. "Feminists take over the world! THiS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!"
>Marcelline Theroux: I disagree
>Marcelline Theroux: I'll look it over though
>Marcelline Theroux: I'll let you know that it's not my intention
>Makoto Inoue: I actually just got a complaint in PM saying that :V
>Makoto Inoue: That it feels like a weird parody, but not of pol stuff.
>Marcelline Theroux: what
>Marcelline Theroux: what complaint?
>Marcelline Theroux: seriously though I mean no harm
>Marcelline Theroux: I'll get on a different character
>Caramella: It's faintly offputting, but the same way the uncanny valley is. It feels "off" but it's so hard to pinpoint why.
>Makoto Inoue: [23:31] Marcelline Theroux: what complaint?
>I don't mean like "ugh, ban this shitter", more like... oh, Caramella put it into words while I was off shitposting about my life to a friend on Facebook.
>Marcelline Theroux: I'll tone it down
If it's not about "ban them pls," why did they even message a mod about it? Who messages a channel mod to kinkshame someone's dystopia?
>>23770548
Wait, she made a complaint to room moderation to kinkshame someone's profile because she doesn't like the kink? So I can complain that she's always talking about fucking eye-sockets and that makes me uncomfortable and expect her to drop her kink?
>Makoto Inoue: What I mean is that it feels stupid. The settings don't feel realistic, and come off as a parody not of /pol/ but of feminism. It's the kind of view of the world that people like Internet Aristocrat would have.
But I agree! Why can't this bigot here put more thought and realism into their magical realm setting?
Now if you don't mind, I need to make a crazed shemale Infernal stylistically based off of Riddick and who's probobly going to have a ton of uh, consumption related charms. By consumption I mean pretty much vore.
I feel like i'd make a perfect Orwellion Facist-Owner for a channel. I even spent a long shower just now thinking about rules if I did.
Unfortunately I feel like even my most "famous" character is too "literally who" for me to get any traction or support.
>>23770194
What kind of character do you play/play with so far. You been at this long?
>>23770741
The oldest character I have in a context related to the /erp/ threads around here is 2 years old.
>>23770667
>the minion trying to become a fascist dictator
What a cute idea.
>>23770667
You want me to be perfectly honest, Heiho? If I had the authority to kick room ownership to anyone in our little orgy of a community, my first choice would be Aislinne. BUT! You and Lilithan would be on that list too if you so much as raised your hand.
The important thing to note about chatroom ownership is that the owner/operator/head admin/whatever the fuck your fancy ass chat program calls the leader is effectively immune to any rules they set, so it's imperative to have someone who will lead by example.
Don't hold your breath though. I doupt room ownership is going to be passed along to anyone who isn't one of the 3 active mods in the room out of ten or so inactive ones that just fill space and were promoted because... Because it was 2015 then, son. Personally, I'm just waiting for someone to barge in saying that the results of the survey are all wrong because of some crypto-moonlogic pulled out of someones ass.
>>23770779
>You and Lilithan would be on that list too if you so much as raised your hand.
I don't think Lilithan can do that, being banned from the room.
>>23770748
Spruce it up and post it anyways! Or just post it. Because personally, I think you need a lil' revive!
>>23770787
I didn't think Lilithan was banned. Was she?
>>23770792
Dante Stryker is on the banlist, and Dante Stryker is one of Lilithan's profiles.
>>23770779
>>23770787
If I was actually going to try something, i'd make the RC Cola to the other room's Coke and Pepsi.
Or maybe the Shasta/Faygo to the other Channel's Coke and Pepsi and RC Cola.
>>23770754
At the heart of every submissive character is a self-hating Dom.*
(*Not an actual quote, probably doesn't apply to anyone but me.)
>>23770787
You're shittin me. Really?
Oh fuck. She's Dante Striker, You're right. Okay... For what reason? Because I'm begining to think that out of all nine of the banned profiles that mine is the only one that's justified!
>>23770807
So you know Lilithan well enough to trust to be a channel admin. You know Dante Stryker well enough that his name stood out in the banlist. But you did not know they were the same person.
This seems wrong.
>>23770817
Yep, Whoops. She still seems like she'd be politically neutral enough for the job.
>>23770827
Twinks, Trump, Belgium, autism.
http://pastebin.com/7PPB4kN0
>>23770915
This is why any political discussion should be nipped at the bud immediately.
Also example of why certain types of links should be disallowed. Art and Porn, cute cat vids and an innocuous imgur link or two is generally fine. Opinion Pieces on "News Sites", Youtube dissertations on the deep flaws of some videogame you hate and political news links only cause pointless acknowledgement at best, and vitriolic arguments at worst.
And pointless "I agree" fluff isn't an adequate enough replacement for a conversation to warrant the potential downside.
>>23770915
And I thought letting slip that I had ol'Harold declawed was banal. At least I had some reasonable infractions and unwanted behavior leading up to it.
>>23770817
They have like 10 thousand alts like Rory does, who the hell can remember them all.
>>23770994
Being an asshole about a major terrorist attack right after it had happened when someone in the channel is from that country isn't "reasonable infractions and unwanted behavior"? There's no way you could say that's not an insensitive dick move, unless you're just shit-stirring, which I'm beginning to believe you are, since you've done a full 180 on basically everything I thought I knew about you.
Well, so I took a few months off from the threads to see if things would improve in them at all. They haven't. In fact, if this is any indication, they have only gotten worse. What a gnarled, pus-seeping wound of a thread, utterly bereft of contentment.
It's always nice to have vindication, but in this case... I think I would've preferred being proven wrong.
>>23771109
Is this supposed to offer anything besides smug self-satisfaction?
>>23771083
Is delusionally defending an asshole/being TIDF the same as saying something shitty about the attack itself?
>>23771109
Did you take a break from the channel too. Apparently that's had a shakeup or two.
>>23771132
Not really, no. There's one solution to the problem of the threads and the only person who can do anything about it won't, so... self-imposed exile seems like the next-best choice.
>>23771140
There is nothing redeeming about the channel. The major voices in it are miserable, miserable people who seem to be constantly ahunt for something new to be outraged or indignant about. It is a morass in which human happiness goes to die an undignified death.
>>23771083
I assume you are Mai? I've read this log about four times now and really its her right there who ends up escalating things. Ignoring what fascism is and isn't, there's no way to know if the picture is made to promote trump, defame the crazy man or if it was slapped together apolitically because someone thought it would be a little bit funny. I stand by my stance.
>>23771144
/tg/chat (Large, Apolitical, mods will end fights with a giant hammer if any shit starts). Atechan /erp/ (bit more of a right-leaning slant I can assure). /erp/ lounge (I heard it has more of a centralist-left position with the mods, but I only idle in there so I don't know. Less heated, I can assure you).
>>23771169
And that's why I'll continue to avoid any room you exist in.
>>23771169
The Lounge is fine. People still know how to relax and have fun in the Lounge, by and far. The Mother Chat has always been too large for my tastes, and everybody involved in trying to wrangle that monolithic nightmare has my full condolences. I've dealt with moderating large channels before, and I wouldn't wish that on the illegitimate, gene-spliced lovechild of Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot.
>>23771169
That's obviously Lili.
>>23771109
Considering who you left behind in hopes of fixing things, does the current state of affairs really come as much of a shock?
>>23771174
I'm sorry you feel this way. With this said, you know you can just block someone which will make them not show up in your userlist as well as making it so any messages they post will not be shown.
>>23771190
If you mean the ID, then you had me for a moment before I stopped and wondered why she would be defending the moderator actions so vibrantly.
>>23771214
>why
Because they think Dante was being a giant dick. Duh.
Mai called Dante a fascist and suggested that it was therefore okay to theoretically tell him to go kill himself, but stopped using personal attacks after that. Dante called them autistic and retarded in return and kept going.
Man, I forgot the survey means that people are going to bitch in the thread...
"Disagreeing with the mods" is not what gets people banned. Repeatedly saying the same stupid things after you were asked to stop is.
The survey is "egotistical" because you people can't quit me, even when I'm gone for the better part of a week. I regret not asking for more info, in fact.
>>23770499
>>23770493
Jessica was banned for not realizing why the channel got upset that the player called a transsexual prostitute he picked up in Bangkok a shemale ("don't judge me") and then playing the victim card instead of just apologizing. More to the point, they were Drake Absinthe and dodging that ban, for more or less saying "I don't believe transgender people even after seeing scientific data".
>>23770548
>If it's not about "ban them pls," why did they even message a mod about it? Who messages a channel mod to kinkshame someone's dystopia?
"Complaint" as in mean jokes that would be rude in channel.
>>23770576
>Saying I was calling them a bigot
The setting literally looks like something you think will actually happen :V
SJWs take over the world and start forcibly feminizing internet personalities
>>23770787 >>23770798 >>23770792
Huh. Well, we've unbanned Dante anyway. I'm surprised that was Lilithan. Seems she was doing that "no OOC/IC divide" thing. Which is also why we originally banned Marceline. And kind of a terrible time to do such a thing, considering >>23771083 .
If you can't understand the problem with literally "My country was attacked by terrorists and my day has been inundated with racism and lies and the hateful words of a foreign politician trying to engender hatred", you're completely ignorant. Whether Mai was escalating or not, I'm going to say that being pissed off in the wake of a major fucking terror attack is a pretty good excuse.
>>23771140
>TIDF
Taiwanese International Documentary Festival?
>>23771192
There are plenty of wonderful people in these threads - shining jewels of souls who are a sincere delight to be around.
They're not usually the ones rabblerousing in here, though.
