CHART THREAD
Template will be posted shortly. R8/H8
>>23755464
postan the overly large one
>A/S/L
28/M/DC
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Relationship Status
happily married
>Text / Mic / Cam
Mic or Cam as I am trying to overcome my social anxiety
>MBTI Type
ISTJ
>Favorite Music
Indie, Surf, Shoegaze, Rockabilly, Goth, Punk. I like anything from Burger Records.
>Favorite Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel, Sunshine, Moonrise Kingdom. Anything Wes Anderson :/
>Favorite TV Shows
Live:Game of thrones, Marco Polo, 30 Rock, Office, Parks and Rec
Anime: Log Horizon, Samurai Champloo, Bakemonogatari
>Favorite Books
Vonnegut, Sedaris, Poe, Lovecraft
>Favorite Vidya
Half Life Series, Ni No Kuni,
>Interests
going to shows, museum hopping, foodie, walking around with some music. Anime cons
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /fa/ /fit/ /gif/ /f/ /soc/
>Are you a NEET?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English
>What are you looking for?
looking to better my conversational skills, annunciation, and dialogue structures with someone interesting.
>What are you not looking for?
creeps, meeting up, other sources of contact
>Contact Info
himynameiskevin0
Who doesn't like posting about themselves?
Hey guys, do you know that one Meyer's Briggs test where it lays out E vs I, S vs N, F vs T, and J vs P? And lets you just pick one or the other? Do you know where that is? I can't find it.
>>23755464
2/10
>>23755928
7/10
>>23756009
Would be 7/10, but I'm forced to discount points over faggotry and communism so 4/10
>>23756028
Dostoievski/10
>>23756053
6/10
>>23756088
Great taste in just about everything, but leftist so 8/10
I feel like I sound pretty cringe. oh well
>>23756053
>istj
Why do cancer like you even exist
>>23757211
>weaboo
>upside down flag
>cosplay
>virgin
>absolute shit taste in everything
>420 smoke weed
>BDSM aka 'I have daddy issues - the fetish'
>shittty obsolete rifle from the 1800's
>the death of a great superpower as a favorite historical event
And the icing on the shit cake:
>ultra-leftist
-100/10, couldn't consider you shittier if I wanted to.
>>23757211
You seem interesting.
I'm assuming we are to put our contact if we want to contact you so..
Kik: Gfordwin
>>23757211
Dude, Lemuria and American Footbal.
Noice.
>>23757285
anon u rely hurt my feelingz ;/
No h8 m8s
>>23757314
I mean, damn, are you cat lady SJW? Because, looking at this, it's how I picture you. I bet you're not as terrible as it sounds in that chart, because fuck, that's unapealling.
In any case, sorry If I hurt your feelings.
>>23757327
you're pretty much me.. scary.
>>23757327
Solid 8/10. May increase or decrease depending on 'kinda single' explanation.
>>23757345
Idk man you might be me if you're craving Chipotle as much as I am rn
>>23757347
Thanks anon, will explain.
There's this girl that just broke up with her boyfriend and she kiiiiiinda sucked me off at a party on Friday night. She said we'd go out for coffee this week but her ex is trying like hell for a second chance. He's probably not gonna get one but with my shitty ass luck you never know
>>23757211
Have you checked out their/they're/there? It's a project the dude from American Football with Into it. Over it. and it's fucking ridiculously good
>>23757368
>fighting for scraps
Sorry anon, you're pretty cool and all, and I'd probably do the same thing if I were you (assuming your 'sex life' bar is accurate), but I'll be forced to downgrade you to 7/10.
Your tastes are still superb and I personally congratulate you on not being leftist scum - whatever the fuck my congratulations and ratings are good for.
Good luck with the girl.
>>23757392
If it helps, I've known her for like a year. Thanks for the compliments senpai ;)
>>23757332
I was joking, I even acknowledged this thing made me sound so cringe, and I'm on /soc/ right now so nothing anyone says to me here will hurt my feelings.(actually honestly the only thing that probably did hurt my feefees a little was being called weaboo - ouch - and the virgin thing)
not sjw cat lady lol unless anyone that's remotely leftist and likes cats automatically qualifies as one to you (which is kind of retarded but yeah)
>>23757409
Adressing a few points:
>I'm on /soc/ right now so nothing anyone says to me here will hurt my feelings
That is the proper response to anything here.
>weaboo - ouch - and the virgin thing
I still stand firm with the weaboo critic, but I do realise that american society has some troubles with sexuality and losing one's virginity is not as easy and normal as it is here, so I'll cut you some slack there. Sorry about that.
>anyone that's remotely leftist
From my point of view you're not 'remotely' leftist. The chart shows only 2 points far from full left (where figures such as Stalin and the Kim family belong). Furthermore, you listed the Russian Revolution as your favorite historical event, which made me thing you're a seasoned and hardcore leftist.
>anyone that's remotely leftist and likes cats automatically qualifies as one to you
Not only what I said above, but looking at the entire context, and considering you mention cats twice, that's what it looked like to me.
Just figured you'd like an explanation on why I thought like I did. Me, personally, I love critic. It allowes me, if not to improve myself, to improve the way I present myself to people.
I shall use tiny pictures instead of words, like the Egyptians of old.
>>23757466
>intelligence and social almost perfectly align with the atheist stuff
Kek. But you do have good taste in TV/music so 6/10
>>23757452
well, if you're from brazil, I could probably understand why you have a particularly negative view about any vaguely weeby hobbies so I'll give you that at least. in regards to your second bit, you are making yourself seem like you assume I am trying to remain a virgin on purpose or have some sort of "issue" with sexuality that is making me that way.
also
>lists something as favorite thing
>decides to say I can't live without favorite thing
alrite mang
event wasn't serious at all and you'll have to trust me on that one; I knew someone was going to get annoyed/mad over it lol certainly not a "seasoned hardcore" leftist, I have my feet in the water at best and am highly interested.
10/10 for keeping me responding and making me look more like a baffoon than I already have though. critique I don't mind, weird assumptions about me I kinda do.
>>23757374
thanks for the rec anon! I just checked them out, and I like it.
>>23757466
amusing
>fargo
>fargo
Now I wonder. Is there a band called Fargo?
>>23757512
I like you mang 8/10
>>23757507
Regarding your sexuality:
>I am trying to remain a virgin on purpose
Peharps you misunderstood what I meant to say. My intent was to describe that american society - your peers - have a distubed and tabooed view on sexuality, hence why it's either all-out-i'm-a-slut (be that for men or women) or regular folk having dificulty finding hookups. No critic to you at all here. Most americans lose the viginity way later than most people from latin nations.
Regarding the cat-lady assumption:
>lists something as favorite thing
>decides to say I can't live without favorite thing
And the leftism begins to show, this time by using the classic selective memory trick. Picture related.
Here's my take on you: I know America, I've been there. You have it pretty good over there. Good for you. But life quality is relative: one always strives for more. You're also young, you feel the need to live out life - that would explain the socialism, very commom among lower-middle class americans, which is from where I belive you hail. I think you're trying to become a more outgoing person, and this may or may not be yielding fruit, but I don't think you're very happy doing it. I don't think you're very happy at all, and you hide this fact under this fasade of 'I don't care about anything' you've been putting in our conversations.
What the fuck, I did not come here expecting to do this, but I feel like I needed to. You sound like a good girl, for whatever that's worth. Sorry if this all sounds creepy to you. I'll be going to bed now, if you want to respond to this, do it, I'll read it in the morning.
Best of luck to you.
>>23757597
Pic.
>>23757609
>>23757597
what selective memory though
perhaps the way I typed that was odd. what I meant to convey was that I found it weird for you think to apparently think it was "strange" for me to say that I can't live without something that I simultaneously said was one of my favorite things. If it's one of my favorite things, don't you think I probably also like it enough to not live without it? (it'd be an assumption, yes, but here we are)
I'm sorry if this is coming off as extremely lame and defensive, but I just felt like you were making a lot of assumptions about me over a silly little infographic that admittedly makes me sound really annoying, and stupid posts I'm making on /soc/. I don't know where you're getting the idea that I don't care about anything lol I'm not trying to sound like that on purpose, I swear.
>>23757541
not bad, yourself, senpai. 7/10 for adhering to the normie life
>>23757256
In order to make people like you look better.
This is so depressing
>>23758993
yeah making the chart really drove home how boring I am.
Skype is mr.bubbles6838 I will probably reject your invite unless you will be my gf's female friend.
howdy
fuck me right?
>>23760755
>18
>not a midget
you're none of these things
>>23760755
where are you, my love?!
>>23760883
do i have a special friend for you..
mr. poker pro has arrived haha
Ehh why not, only thing I need to change is Im currently single
forgot image, shiiiiiit
>>23761925
No gonna lie, Earth and Mogwai are both fantastic, good taste
don't pity me
>>23760883
You seem like you're into opioids, am I wrong?
>>23757327
How are you a virgin while having you "Sex Life" filled out?!
pls notice me senpai
Haven't done one of these in a while, it was fun! As detailed as a Chromebook's trackpad can get.
>>23761746
maybe man it's up to you
>>23762164
you are not
