Is my asshole something you'd put your dick in?
>>23743815
Fuck
What's your KIK?
We can discuss it.
>>23743826
Right?
>>23743833
Sounds like a yes.
>>23743815
OP, Hemorrhoid?
>>23743852
How do I pop it?
I have literally never seen my asshole but I can only imagine that it looks similar to the OP. I have taken some monster shits over the years. You know the ones that actually scare you. I am honestly scared to look at it desu.
>>23743861
I suggest popping your jugular first. I heard it's more effective at what you're trying to achieve.
>>23743865
Assholes. They ain't pretty.
>>23743815
ive had worse OP. Just recovered actually.
I was put on meds for my PTSD that made me constipated resulting in a thrombose hemorrhoid. Went to hospital and bitch didnt do shit, said put hydrocortisone and witch hazel pads and told me to go home.
went home and it started bleeding and I was in severe pain, so I went back and another doctor shot me with anesthetic, opened it up, removed a blood clot, and cauterized the hemorrhoid. Sent me home with some stool softner and said do what other doctor did.
Anesthetic wore off while I was at work later on and I was bleeding through my pants. Went to hospital again and they put me on an IV and squeezed that fucker. Nothing they could do so I begged for painkillers and they gave me some percocets and said try not to use them as they cause constipation.
I took one a day, used hydrocortisone, and witch hazel pads for two weeks and it healed up but I had an impacted stool. I didnt want to start vomiting out shit so I shoved a finger up my ass and pulled that fucker out. Biggest dump of my life. Hemorrhoid came back a little but quickly healed.
Always eat your fiber /soc/
