Bread of Christ.
pls valid9 me
i tried to smirk but i didn't fly so good
jfmsu pham
>>23742337
kill
>>23742358
hello darkness my old friend
>>23742337
Hang out. I think we'd get along swimmingly
+ we both have chest hair
>>23742381
Same pham.
>>23742392
I have never eaten peanutbutter.
>captcha - select Street signs
>but there are no street signs
Y
i kill you all in my head desu
>>23742337
god you look awkward
shun/kill
>>23742407
Visit my own burial with.
>>23742414
It's autism in terminal stage.
>>23742337
Would JUST.
>>23742381
Teach how to outsmart grills online.
>>23742407
Kill back.
>>23742430
-0/10
>>23742430
None of your replies to me make any sense. Lrn2english
>>23742432
Would invite to stuff
>>23742407
Would give vitamins to
Srs eat well dude you're looking sick
>>23742430
N O B U L L Y
>>23742432
Hang.
>>23742461
Ancient white people gave his ancestors, who was kings, AIDS.
>>23742337
This kind of looks like a school photo but you look way too old to be in a school photo. What have you been up to is what I'm wondering.
>>23742381
Make tortellini.
>>23742430
Would attend mosque with and eat traditional arab dishes such as curry.
>>23742432
kill, you beaner.
>>23742461
Didn't I already do you?
Why are you posting twice
>>23742337
Sacrifice heart ;)
>>23742381
Praise Allah with, ples no bomb me...
>>23742407
Hey, may I join?
>>23742461
Ok but I don't want any explosions alright?
>>23742477
Well fuck, I actually don't have a retort. I accept my death in a most honourable fashion.
>>23742477
I'd stand by a mirror and shout my loungs out "Pls give aesthetics" with for facial gains.
>>23742480
t. pic
>>23742530
WE
WAZ
>>23742540
YOURE SPEAKING TO SIR KING MAXIM OF SOC, ON YOUR KNEES!
>>23742497
:( b-b-but muh aztec blood and muh nahuatl
>>23742530
It's pure genius my friend, sorry btw.
Anyways marry ofc
>>23742545
HE WAZ KANGS AND SHIT TILL THEM DALE ASSBURGER CAME AND TOOK AWAY ALL THE RADIAL MAGIK AND SHIEET
>>23742550
Nah Maxim will always be true king, he was first since '11 so he is the real deal.
>>23742337
Star in Drive 3 with
>>23742381
hang, I feel like our eyebrows would get along well.
>>23742407
are u even alife?
>>23742430
would split liquor stash with <3
>>23742432
run fingers thru that hair c;
>>23742477
would Sailboat race while chugging champagne with
>>23742555
Trips fucking confirm all hell king Maxim!!
>>23742559
THE ONE AND ONLY!
>>23742555
Just like Hitler, I assume he is a good boy that didn't do nothing wrong.
>you will never have the time to frequent soc enough to become famous
Why even live?
>>23742337
would cuddle, date
>>23742381
would hang out
>>23742407
would cuddle and kiss your cheeks and forehead
>>23742430
would cuddle
>>23742432
would hang out
>>23742477
would smoke a blunt with
>>23742557
would cuddle play vidya and stuff
>>23742560
would cuddle, kiss
>>23742570
Just become Maxim's servant and you can work your way up!
>>23742570
Why would you want to be /soc/ famous?
>>23742577
nice dubs!
only if maxim will teach me his ways of supreme shitposting and trolling
>>23742581
i was just messin but i gotta give him props for his commitment to fucking with this shit hole of a board, gives me so many laughs when I do visit
>>23742576
Would smoke a blunt with
>>23742560
Would club with
>>23742557
Would all night vidya with
>>23742530
Would shitpost with
>>23742477
Would shit talk with
>>23742461
Would cheeky maccas run with
>>23742432
Would kill
>>23742430
Would make out
>>23742407
LIL KURIBOH
>>23742337
Would definitely hangout with. Beautifully executed meme
>>23742603
Lemme tell you a lil sikrit, it ain't him.
But I do agree on the fucking with everyone tho kek.
All these kills and hangs only fuel my boner, ples more you filthy koku-jins.
>>23742608
i know it isnt only him but a lot of it is also him so i give him the props he deserves for being the troll we need
>>23742612
>>23742603
Maxim for "/soc/'s best troll" award! I've never seen as many people baited by him and threads derailed for the past 11 months I've been here.
>>23742612
Yes. He is the troll we need.
>>23742625
maxim for president! he would troll this country back into its pre bullshit pc days
>>23742557
How the fuck did I miss this, please I deserve all your hate.
Obligatory date, marry and get preggers and have your kids.
>>23742643
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>>23742752
MODS
I am the king of soc
>>23743098
MODS
>>23742381
Would chill with
>>23742407
We could chug shitty whiskey and rent a Sportscar
>>23742430
I'd hit. Also cuddle. You look cuddly.
>>23742432
Bong hits
>>23742477
You would wingman for me. You would have your work cut out for you
>>23742557
We could hang. Pick out a random person in the subway and walk past them whispering "wake up"
>>23742560
Two words: Ether, guns
>>23742576
Make out. Anything you wanted to do. Dem eyes.
>>23742604
Vidya
>>23743098
Give you lessons on how to not shitpost and samefag.
>>23742557
Same, you can be the producer.
>>23742560
Copy your wardrobe as it looks pretty effay.
>>23742576
Same here.
>>23742604
Yes, just meme my shit up.
>>23743059
Drink copious amounts of vodka with.
>>23743098
Maxim is the tru king.
>>23743363
I'd stare at your shirt wondering what am I doing in my life.
>>23742461
Would take boxing lessons with and chill afterwards
>>23742557
Would pinch cheeks and cuddle
>>23742560
Would bake a cake with and secretly drink lots of vodka to feel comfortable in the situation
>>23742576
Would go to a concert with
>>23742604
Would go on a road trip with you
>>23743059
Would swap books with and go to a nice restaurant
>>23743363
Would revive my emo punk period with
>>23744645
pads or tampons? which do you prefer?
>>23744657
Haha, that's quite a weird question. But pads. Never tried tampons.
>>23744657
lol
>>23744645
6/10
>>23743363
5/10
>>23743098
6/10
>>23743059
4.5/10
>>23742604
5.5/10
>>23742576
6.5/10
>>23742560
7/10
>>23742557
6.5/10
>>23742477
8.5/10
>>23742461
6/10
>>23742432
6/10
>>23742430
7/10
>>23742407
4/10
>>23742337
6.5/10
>>23744937
its not a rate thread u skinny dyel faggot
>>23744937
and I fucked that up.....
under 5 = kill
5/6 = hang out
7 and over = marry/fuck (no homo)
>>23744942
what is this /fit/? lmao
coming from the faggot who just lurks and won't show his face..pussy
>>23744944
>under 5 = kill
Lol so genocide of the uglies?
>>23743098
kill
>>23744645
You look half Persian and half Somalian.
69/420
>>23743098
cuddle
>>23744645
hang n cuddle
>>23744937
hang
>>23745723
kill n cuddle
>>23745736
hang
idk mayne
>>23744937
Hang out
>>23745723
Kill for sure
>>23745736
Hang as well
>>23745764
All minus marry and kill
>>23745776
attempt murder
>>23745791
>>23745783
Yeah I'm confused on that too. Why attempt?
>>23742337
Hang
same tbhfam
>>23742381
Hang
>>23742407
Kill
>>23742432
Teach math to
>>23742576
Cuddle
>>23745764
Date
>>23745797
I don't think I would manage to kill him
>>23745879
Forgot pic
>>23742337
kill
>>23742381
be bffs w
>>23742407
kill
>>23742430
snapchat w and trade selfies all day
>>23742432
kill
>>23742477
kill
>>23742557
kill
>>23742560
torture and kill and take pics and save them and treasure them
>>23742576
force feed junk food til she gains 200 lbs
>>23742604
take drugs w
>>23743363
kill
>>23744645
go shopping w
>>23744937
kill
>>23745736
kill
>>23745764
girl talk w
>>23745776
kill
>>23745783
kill
>>23745917
kill
>>23745944
feminist?
>>23745963
i'll od u on heroin it'll be pleasant
>>23745966
no......................................
>>23745944
>kill, kill, kill
You sound like a cunt. Who'd want to be friends with you?
>>23745944
Mirin' that edge
>>23745944
I would kill you too
>>23745944
I wouldn't kill you but I would probably starve you first. xoxo
>>23745944
Kill until you die
Anyone into scat play?
![[Interally Kamikazes].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eu7Z5bI.jpg "[Interally Kamikazes].jpg")
>>23742337
We shall fuck like a priest and his loving wife.
Sinfully and full of remorse, but enjoyable.
>>23742381
Go watch boxing then argue over something like popcorn or cheese.
>>23742430
Spend a fabulous day at the spar with.
>>23742432
Would fuck like it's going out fashion and we only have one bottle of lube.
>>23742477
Would fuck whilst simultaneously sprouting witty banter and humorous one liners.
>>23742557
Fuck, hang, and go to a rave with.
All at the same time.
>>23742576
Bake cookies and ride horses with.
>>23742604
Hang, would probably get annoyed with but find out we both really despise Brussels sprouts.
>>23743363
Would go get saline injections and freak people out with.
>>23744645
Would have on and off cuddle dates with whilst watching animus
>>23744937
Would fuck if gay
>>23745764
Fuck and debate
>>23745770
Hang, until you can click to verify your age.
>>23745776
Hang and go watch ice hockey
>>23745917
Hang with.
>>23745944
I'd do your make up then eat your food.
>>23745963
I'll take that dog off your hands, rename it Harold, and only walk it once a week.
>>23747363
Would cuddle and kiss
>>23746978
Would pretend to be hanging out with someone famous
>>23745944
Suffocate with that bag
>>23745764
Cuddle
>>23742560
Would go to a show in a person's basement with
>>23747377
Forgot pic.
>>23747380
Would marry
fuck everyone
Pretty much hang everyone
>>23745944
cute would get drunk in a 7/11 parking lot with
>>23746009
i would not hang out w/ u bc i think i might get arrested but would contemplate what flavor of capri-sun that is with envy in my heart
>>23746978
u look like u would make me nervous at a bar but i think i'm into it
>>23747363
stop making that face that's a dumb face
u look a lil like kitty pryde tho
>>23747380
buy me stuffed animals pls we have stuff in common
>>23747592
yr grossly handsome wtf are u doin on /soc/ this is a place that caps out at like 7/10
>>23747614
It was from a crane machine. I could try to win you some, but you would have to throw me some dollars for it. Plus if you wanna check to see what else we have in common, you could post you kik if you have one.
>>23745776
hang out
>>23745764
hang out
>>23744645
cuddle
>>23742337
>>23742381
>>23742407
>>23742430
>>23742432
>>23742461
hang out
>>23742477
nigga what the fuck too handsome for my heterosexuality
>>23742557
hang out with fun fun
>>23742560
hang
>>23742576
cuddle
>>23742604
hang out
>>23743363
hang out
>>23744645
hang out maybe date
>>23744937
hang out
>>23745764
kiss
>>23745776
hang
>>23745944
kill because you kill a lot so we could compete and stuff
>>23746978
hang out and chill
>>23747614
date
>>23747614
Boredom and internal suffering, y'know. You're pretty good looking yourself.
>>23747625
shit i am amazing at crane games never mind
>>23747646
where are you what
i wanna go on an arctic adventure w/ u
let's recreate john carpenter's the thing except instead of dying horribly we just like make out in the snow
>>23747677
heyooooo thank u god bless n_u
>>23747725
That sounds like a challenge. 1v1 me in a crane game tourney
>>23747646
Would hook you up with one of my friends who thinks you're cute.
>>23747735
Hang
>>23742401
Because Google images is using people to catalog their images with captcha. By selecting images with that tag, even though they might not be accurate
>>23742432
Too Mexican/10
Amen
>>23749727
Would unf
>>23749727
Aren't you underage? Mods. Please remove jailbate.
>>23747735
Fuck if gay.
Hang if experimenting.
Chill with if Straight.
>>23747646
Go and explore with.
>>23747614
>make me nervous
O
>i'm into it
Oh!
Would hang, wear ears and strut through town with.
>>23747380
Violently and lovingly fuck.
>>23747363
Fuck, cuddle, and date.
Me please
>>23742337
>>23742381
>>23742430
>>23742557
>>23744645
hang out
>>23742576
would beta orbit you if I was a few years younger
now just hang out
>>23747646
avoid
you prob have cool stories about travelling and stuff I wouldn't want to hear
>>23742432
play vidya
>>23742430
Kiss
>>23742576
Date
>>23747363
Date
>>23747614
You're cute, I'd love to date, cuddle and kiss you.
>>23749727
Cuddle
>>23749743
gtfo moralfag nigger
go whine oceans of bitch tears/police the internet elsewhere
would hang with yall
>>23751417
like a female maxim
>>23751407
You seem like a real cool person, also really pretty. I would love to get to know you.
>>23751378
Cuddle
>>23749846
Hang
>>23747646
Cuddle
>>23747614
Cuddle and hang
>>23747380
Date?
>>23751407
Cuddle/ date
>>23751417
Hang out/cuddle
>>23751804
Hang out/kiss
>>23752038
Cuddle
>>23742337
Make turbans with you. But that's because I remember you.
>>23742381
Literally punch in the face.
>>23742407
Discuss conspiracy theories, until we both conclude the other is an enemy spy. At that point, it's battle royale.
>>23742430
#WasteHerTime2016.
>>23742432
Might hang for a bit, until you say something too edgy. Then I sort of leave your life, slowly but surely.
>>23742477
Bow down to your mightiness. Truly, that's all.
>>23742557
Probably play some obscure MMO together, until it dies out.
>>23742560
Bump into on the street. Both of us glare, but nothing comes of it.
>>23742576
Look at awkwardly from across the room. But never muster up the courage to say hello.
>>23742604
Think I'm better than you, until we meet. Then I realize you're cool, and try to be your friend.
>>23743059
Always watch. Mostly curiosity.
>>23743098
Avoid. Just flat out avoid.
>>23743363
Probably avoid you, too.
>>23744645
Chat pleasantly at some grocery store with. Afterword, we awkwardly part ways and end up in the same check-out aisle.
>>23744937
Never even notice you, just two strangers.
>>23745764
Talk with for a bit. Decide it's not worth it, and leave it alone.
>>23745770
Can't even tell your gender. I'd avoid you on principle of that alone.
>>23745776
Discuss something nice, while standing in line. Only later do I realize that you ordered the exact same thing I did, and get a brief chill.
>>23745917
You'd aggressively flame me as you kicked my ass in any video game.
>>23745944
Awkward eye-contact on the way to the bathroom.
It happens again when we both walk out.
>>23746978
Both share a uni class. That's all.
>>23747363
Look at you once, and decide it isn't worth it.
>>23747380
Would think you're pretty douchy and high and mighty. Then I'd probably confirm it if we met, even if it wasn't true.
>>23747574
Rationalize it must be the make-up that makes you look so good. Don't even look in your direction, and keep going.
>>23747592
DRAG RACE, BABY!
>>23747597
IT guy.
(1/2)
(2/2)
>>23747609
Have a big fight over rules in a D&D game. Eventually, this causes the game to break and the two of us to hate eachother.
>>23747614
Probably bump into you in some random place. We'd awkwardly pass time talking, until I left just to avoid conversation.
>>23747646
Jealously wonder if your life is better than mine.
>>23747735
Try and pick a fight with you, just to see if you'd rise to the occasion or not.
>>23749727
Totally would try and ask out, but would fumble it so much I'd just end up running away.
>>23749786
Some chick in my reading club, probably. Raises extremist views, and I vow never to return.
>>23749846
Creepy guy who offers to sell me drugs. That's the end of that.
>>23751378
Interview room, the two of us discussing who should get the job. In the end, neither of us get it and we go out to drink.
>>23751407
Probably fight on some online forum.
>>23751417
Encourage a friend to ask you out, only because you'd shoot him down and I'd get to laugh.
>>23751804
Try and catch your eye, but never actually interested. Just like your eyes a lot. This would be weird, and you'd probably be confused about it.
>>23752038
Meet in some obscure club, dancing to the same song we both like. But when it ends, we walk away and never even think of it again.
>>23752180
Play some casual games together, but never actually become friends.
And that is all.
>>23752224
Hang
>>23751804
Cuddle
>>23751407
Cuddle
>>23752224
Play DnD a few times with but we just don't really click, then I leave the group to make my own, with blackjack and hookers.
>>23752180
Seems like my friends brother, so play CoD classic with.
>>23752038
Hang out and make out but probably not go much beyond that.
>>23751804
We should date and you can show me all the obscure shows you like.
>>23744645
Would lynch
>>23742430 cuddle
>>23742576 date, you have the girl next door look
>>23745764 cuddle
>>23749727 cuddle
>>23751417 fuck.. wings get me every time
>>23751804 fuck
>>23752038
be prim and proper in public but then pull into random semi-isolated area and fuck like animals
>>23749727
alluh ackbar.
would suicide bomb/10.
>>23742330
I'll hang out with all of you, fuck it.
>>23747574
everything in this photo screams fake pls make a more genuine attempt at being a person, also cuddle
>>23747592
is that sum swade?!?
i like the star war :o)
would star war marathon and conclude jarjar is the key to all this
>>23747614
oh my.. marry
then change your wardrobe D;
>>23747646
stunning chap would mire and question my sexuality
>>23747735
read above ^^
>>23749727
>>23749786
kiss4days
>>23749846
grab that booty tho
also anime marathon
>>23751407
deep discussions and deep dark fantasies
>>23751417
date if we can stand eachother *.*
>>23751804
date fo sho
>>23752038
cuddle
>>23756690
would challenge to rubix cube battles because call centers(?) are already death
>>23756739
go to fancy places with just to look fancy
>>23756690
pitch and play hilarious office games
>>23753072
lean on brick wall and people watch
>>23752706
1v1 in some game and shit talk
>>23756739
Call centers are death -_-
Pays the bills though
>>23756753
They took away our nerf foot ball :/
>>23756753
youd certainly fancy up my heart just by being anywhere with me lol
also all of the above ;p (well the good things)
>>23756770
):
play some trashketball
did something happen where they were like "THAT'S THE LAST STRAW" ?
>>23756773
just noticed the list jumps from "hang out" to "kill"
talk about escalation
>>23756869
We hit the fat guy in the head by accident
pretty much everyone seems like someone id atleast hang out with.
some idk if id kill but id probably avoid
>>23742430
Nope
>>23742576
Hang
>>23745764
Kill
>>23747363
Again, kill
>>23747614
Hang
>>23749727
not sure if jailbait so only cuddle...
>>23751407
hang, maybe cuddle
>>23751804
hang, cuddle, kiss, date, wife, sacrifice myself for
>>23752038
hang and cuddle
>>23756889
Who the hell are you and how is your face so perfect? Seriously...W T F
>>23756899
LOLL thankss
pls be nice
>>23756889
I'm >>23756977
And I would wife you in a second.
>>23756884
with a nerf ball?
someone's anti-fun
>>23756964
I would cut off my left testicle to feel your arms around me just once...
cuddle with pretty much all, lonely person
>>23756889
I was told somewhere in Asia there is a town full of hot chicks, man I hope I wasn't lied to heh.
Be honest :)
>>23757156
No one here is that hot so 6
>>23757139
??? D:
Im in Canada but thats interesting LOL
>>23756990
Not my fault he stood up right at that moment...
>>23757336
I was trying to compliment you ugh.
>>23742576
>>23745764
smash
>>23745764
eat your bushy pussy too better be clean tho
>>23742337
marry
>>23742430
kill kill kill
>>23742576
ho
>>23742604
ho
>>23744645
cuddle
>>23745764
kill
>>23745944
ho
>>23747614
idk
>>23749786
date for mothers day
>>23751417
idk
>>23756739
kill
>>23757340
it was in reference to your bosses
i'm sure it was just an accident taken too far
>>23742337
Fuck
>>23742432
Fuck
>>23742557
Fuck
>>23742560
Fuck
>>23747592
Fuck
>>23747646
Fuck
>>23747735
Fuck
>>23752180
Fuck
>>23752224
Fuck
>>23756977
Fuck
>>23757034
Fuck
And by Fuck I meant suck their dicks.
>>23742430
Date
>>23742576
Hang Out
>>23743098
Kill
>>23747363
Kill
>>23749727
Date
>>23758529
The individual wasn't well liked to begin with, very vindictive for no reason.
