Assumptions and first impressions thread! Post your pic and assume things about other posters.
Hello!
And here's me! Enjoying the first real day of spring here where I live. Can't wait to Finnish work so I can get a bbq started with some mates. How's everyone else doing? I'll give you guys my assumptions and impressions if this takes off. Talk to you in a bit!
>>23725059
Hey man! Digging the headphones. Easy mode would be saying you're into music and probably a musician. I would also assume you like drawing and artwork. What are you currently listening to?
>>23725059
Why are you yelling friendo. I'm gonna guess you're listening to some dank beats, either metal with a heavy bass line or some techno/dubstep (but good dubstep)
>>23725061
You exercise but not weights, you do something functional, like parkour or calisthenics
>>23725059
You're loud, but only around people you know well. Your insecurities are hindering your progression in life. Funny guy.
>>23725061
You enjoy having a busy lifestyle. It fuels you. Always striving to be a better version of yourself. However, you might come off as a little standoffish.
>>23725076
I'm a fried cunt
>>23725082
>Cunt
'Strayan?
Shitty overexposed picture incoming.
>>23725059
Visits art galleries.
>>23725061
Does some sport and is very social.
It's been awhile since I've seen your threads.
>>23725079
I'd guess you're a powerlifter.
>>23725082
Did meth once and stayed up for four days.
>>23725088
Surprisingly easy to piss off, although it is hard to notice.
>>23725093
>Surprisingly easy to piss off
How dare you say such a thing!
>>23725076
True! I mostly do boxing. Very little weights. I try to stay pretty active.
>>23725079
All great assumptions! I feel like I'm quite approachable and social though, but I totally get how I might come off that way. You seem like the kind of dude that's great with technology. And you look like someone that would become an awesome dad someday.
>>23725082
You look like the kind of guy that can build stuff. I could see you DIYing a bench or something.
>>23725088
You know how to make a mean cocktail.
>>23725093
Hey man! Yeah been super busy lately. But it's worth it for sure! How have you been lately? My assumption is that you're in school for something business related.
>>23725096
Kek
>>23725098
Somewhat alright, I've been planning and arranging things for summer. I don't study anything at this given point.
What have you been busying yourself with?
>>23725105
Allright cool! Vacation plans? Where are you planning on going? Mostly busy with work mate. I've been setting up a new business witch is taking a lot of time next to my regular work. But it's turning out great!
>>23725146
Not really, plan in more like moving out and what not. It's quite far away from where I am currently at, at the other end of Latvia, Valmiera. It's a very picturesque region and Estonia is fifty kilometres away, so I might visit Eesti as well.
What kind of business, if you don't mind asking?
>>23725088
yep cunt
>>23725093
How'd you know
>>23725071
>>23725076
Yup you are both absolutely right! I currently listening a lot of chill, electro lounge, jazz, ... But I'm also into rock and metal!
>>23725059
you listen to Death Grips
>>23725061
You cannot accept yourself for who you are
>>23725079
You are /fit/
>>23725082
You are an Aussie and you post those Easter threads to /int/
>>23725088
Major in Marketing
>>23725093
You use /g/
Hello
>>23725061
Nice, family oriented guy
>>23725079
Decent music taste. Very few matches on tinder
>>23725093
Introverted. Hates irrational opinions/beliefs
>>23725158
Latvia is amazing! Been there once and loved it. Cool that you're moving out. Kind of scary as well I can imagine right? I run a small business in nutrition. We mainly have larger clients so less focussed on individuals. We're also in the process of buying a food truck witch I'm really excited about,
>>23725382
Allright cool! Good to have a diverse taste and be open to new influences.
>>23726506
Had fases like that when I was younger, but not anymore. I feel like you're the kind of dude that approaches life scientifically. Reason over intuition.
>>23726658
Aw thanks! How have you been lately? How's the artwork coming along? You're a sweet but shy person. Good at heart. I feel like you're the kind of person that puts others before herself.
>>23725158
Latvia is amazing! Been there once and loved it. Cool that you're moving out. Kind of scary as well I can imagine right? I run a small business in nutrition. We mainly have larger clients so less focussed on individuals. We're also in the process of buying a food truck witch I'm really excited about,
>>23725382
Allright cool! Good to have a diverse taste and be open to new influences.
>>23726506
Had fases like that when I was younger, but not anymore. I feel like you're the kind of dude that approaches life scientifically. Reason over intuition.
>>23726658
Aw thanks! How have you been lately? How's the artwork coming along? You're a sweet but shy person. Good at heart. I feel like you're the kind of person that puts others before herself.
>>23726951
trustworthy
>>23725059
Probably into industrial music.
>>23725061
Is a soccer player.
>>23725079
Enjoys warm blankets and generally comfy things.
>>23725082
Bros before hoes kind of guy
>>23725093
Is in a steady relationship
>>23726506
Awkward around girls
>>23726658
Alternative af
Best picture ever
>>23725059
secretly loves adele
>>23725061
your fav hobby is going to the gym
>>23725079
a friendly giant
>>23725082
was ugly as a kid but grew into his looks, but isnt really secure about himself yet
>>23725088
secretly enjoys watching naruto
>>23725093
people find you cold at the first glimpse, but youre really nice once people get to know you
>>23726506
you met your bestfriends on the webz
>>23726530
insecure and tries to be a gentleman
>>23726658
likes to paint, would hang out w/10
>>23726951
you really enjoy memes more than you should
>>23727146
wanks off to mlp
>>23729569
bakes cookies to her younger brother, also very girl next doorish
>>23729571
80's speed metal is your thing
>>23725061
Attention seeker, feigned positivity.
>>23725082
Average joe, probably a good dude.
>>23726951
Look like a nice guy, I get a Christian vibe for some reason
>>23725079
You're into lifting and like rock music
>>23725059
You're not that quiet guy
>>23725061
You really like to care of yourself and you're a positive type of guy
>>23725382
Open minded, outgoing, funny
>>23726530
You like indie music?
>>23726658
You don't like mainstream things, you like American Horror Story
>>23729569
The intellectual type
>>23729571
You really like metal, wear a lot of black, keep your room clean
>>23729601
You want to achieve something in life.
>>23729591
You look just like my friend, so first thing came up to my mind that you're into learning with a bass guitar.
>>23729585
You hate something about yourself, but don't talk a lot about it.
>>23729569
You're smart, but naive.
>>23726658
Hi again. You're a creative person, sometimes you over image things and just cut lose from reality for a bit.
>>23725093
You were that guy who just wanted to have a girlfriend because you just can.
>>23725079
Great music taste, smart guy.
>>23725061
Already gave an assumption days ago, but lets say you're a smart guy, friendly guy, but sometimes you would just cut conntact with other for a short time, because you needed a time off.
>>23729530
Hey senpai. It's been alright. Lots of projects that must be finished by the end of this week and I haven't started shit yet
(I do try to be nice and all but never put anyone before myself. I'm an INTP if that helps or matters)
>>23729645
Narcissist
>>23729601
You have a fast food job.
>>23729591
Well into rugby.
>>23729585
You waste your time with bullshit "progressive" activism to feel important.
>>23729571
Used to be fat, maybe?
>>23729569
Health nut, crazy about soy and vegan garbage.
>>23726951
Jumped/robbed someone.
>>23726658
Used to listen to nothing but Modest Mouse until black metal became the "in" genre, so now you buy Bathory shirts from Hot Topic.
>>23726530
Republican
>>23725059
Streams
>>23725061
Dances
>>23725079
Has grown hair in every place except where everyone else gets their first hair sprouts
>>23725082
Does not know where the camera's aperture is on his phone
>>23725088
Will never learn the value of work and will promote the exploitation of humanity for years on end
>>23725093
Never learned how to fucking smile
>>23725382
Focuses too much on the beard to realize the rest of his potato is in the picture
>>23726506
WEARS A FUCKING BEANIE INDOORS
still a cool guy
>>23726530
closet metrosexual
>>23726658
has weird cheek things that I wonder about
>>23726951
fire victim? why is your skin so dark?
>>23729569
Gets hickeys easily
>>23729571
Aaron funk's little brother
>>23729585
t u m b l r
get your own personality you fuckwit
>>23729591
not certain about anything other than smoking weed
>>23729601
distracted too much by his unkempt hair
here is a hint
>cut it
>>23729645
"i'm too hot to take a picture that contains any useful information and instead will pose in annoyingly forced '''''candid''''' arrangements"
>>23726658
hot, by the way
>>23729706
It's paint :^)
>>23729713
you're paint
>>23729585
Has some deeply buried self-esteem issues
Also yeah, love baking!
>>23729591
Has no clear plans for the future
>>23729601
Into dota
I guess so, but it's mostly in language and stuff like that
>>23729645
Clear about her limits
Naïve for sure lol
>>23729700
Probably from Maaskantje
>>23729796
What the fuck is Maaskantje?
>>23729645
Was super into photography now is trying to find a new median
>>23729601
Nice and soft spokeb
>>23726506
Lcs gamer
>>23729571
Lives for da metal
>>23725079
Fun guy loves to cook
>>23729800
It's from these weird-ass Dutch movies about a violent bunch of low-lifes.
>>23729700
Has student debts for years to come.
>>23729645
Has gotten in a lot of fights
>>23729601
Really hard worker. Wants to achieve success in your field of work.
>>23729591
Plays piano really good, idk you look like a piano player.
>>23729571
Knows he's fab and has better hair than the girl who turned him down at work.
Not the best pic I know but I wanted something recent.
>>23729819
I dig these guys. Is this shit funny?
>>23729847
It's not for everyone, but give it a shot mang. Best of Dutch culture
>>23726658
You're the only person in this thread I don't hate.
>>23729860
Jewess
>>23729820
Used to skate but pushed mongo
Also, I have no student debts. School is for NERDS
>>23729812
Just discovered thrift stores and still in the process of finding the line between fashion and trashion
>>23729868
Thanks man, I feel flattered
You're pretty cool too
>>23729868
MAJOR fag. Wears baggy pants with 100+ straps and zippers and headbangs to mallcore behind the highschool he dropped out of every Friday night to pick up underage tail.
>>23729877
Are you an artist? I feel like you are. I can't cope with anyone who isn't an artist anymore.
>>23729890
Yes, I am actually. I enjoy singing and playing guitar more than drawing though
>>23725059
Disk jockey
>>23725061
Neonazi
>>23725079
Is currently or has been a bouncer
>>23725082
Functioning alcoholic
>>23725088
Halfbreed
>>23725093
Accidentally paralyzed a guy in highschool with football tackle gone wrong
>>23725382
Thinks numetal is cool
>>23726506
Thinks dubstep is cool
>>23729874
Never skated mongo yo. That's whack.
>>23729955
Then you skated goofy
>>23729958
Newp. Skated regular.
>>23729928
Trevor from gta v
>>23729868
damn that hair smoke a lot of weed daily
and listens to dubstep
>>23729820
level 80 wow account, has good advice
yes i use filters
>>23729820
Would like to see you commit suicide
>>23730000
I have 2 100s actually.
>>23729868
annoying
>>23729928
smelly
>>23730000
jerk
>>23730013
How?
>>23730025
Not so innocent
>>23730028
White on the inside
>>23725088
you play an instrument, probably guitar
>>23725093
you look like you don't talk much
>>23726506
you smoke a lot of pot
>>23726530
took drama in high school
>>23726658
have a tumblr, listen to good music
>>23726951
no assumptions but you look chill as fuck, would befriend
>>23729569
good at art? you also look really smart
>>23729571
you look like someone that would talk about viking mythology
>>23729585
vegan? also feel like you're straight edge for some reason. you have a tumblr
>>23729591
feel like you make edm music or at least like it a lot
>>23729601
you like old rock music
>>23729820
you play battlefield casually and longboard
>>23729868
heavy into the trance scene
>>23729928
funny dude, sick sideburns
>>23730000
you live in socal
>>23730028
fit, your voice is deep as shit and you're in a good college
>>23730067
Contemplates suicide all the time
>>23730028
Goes to uni and most friends are white if not all
>>23730025
Silently judges people all the time
>>23730000
Gets Quads, most likely gay or at least bi curious
>>23729928
Likes the brand The Mountain, also thinks is way funnier than actually is
>>23729868
White Trash Smurf
>>23729820
Wants to be a famous video game streamer
>>23729812
Has zero fashion sense
>>23729700
NEET 2.0
>>23729645
artsy hoe whose art actually sucks
>>23729601
Emo Busboy
>>23729591
People think ur angry all the time
>>23729585
Has at least 4 tattoos
>>23729571
That "weird" guy at work
>>23729569
Liberal arts student
And heres my ugly self
>>23730119
Your birth was the result of neaderthal rape.
>>23730079
Afraid of sunlight
>>23730067
Line cook
>>23730028
ALWAYS rolls a fucking Wizard in his 3.5 campaign.
>>23730025
Loose vagina
>>23730000
Combs one egg into his hair daily.
>>23729906
Its all art. Whether it be visual, audio, literature, its all beautiful. Keep being awesome.
>>23730079
I do both casually holy shit weird coincidence.
>>23730119
european and plays sports, soccer
>>23730079
you try with your hair
>>23730067
you drink at your buddies house a lot
>>23730028
your an achiever
>>23730025
why is the lighting in europe so pale?
>>23730119
not too interested in gaming as a career. It's just a fun thing to do every once in a while.
>>23725093
Only thing I'm lifting is varieties of food, but some dishes sure is heavy. Thanks!
>>23725098
Wow! Thats probably the nicest thing I've ever heard on here. Thank you!
>>23726506
Not since 2012. /fat/ probably..
>>23726658
I guess.. Never used tinder.
>>23729569
Very accurate.
>>23729585
6ft 255lbs, so I guess..(?)
>>23729601
Actually I'm more of a runner. Who needs knees. Wreck'em while you're young! I like all kinds of music.
>>23729645
I think my music taste is superb! A/B student..
>>23729706
I have hair everywhere. Luckily I don't get hair on my back though..
>>23729928
Never have and never will. Been offered a position as one a few years back, but at the time my social skills where nonexistent.
>>23725079
you fap to gay furry
>>23725382
you have a mustache on your chin
>>23729569
you're into kink
>>23729645
you're so cute
>>23729700
you're not really the dude
>>23729812
you were in a band called Gay For Pay
>>23729928
you are really the dude
>>23730025
you're an hbb
>>23730029
I'd like to see you jump off a two story building only to live and be completely paralyzed. Then go for years not being able to move. Then beg me to turn off the life support.
check out my bigass porch
>>23730513
Hmm. I feel like you didn't give enough thought to that. I can think of much worse ways and yours was pretty weak actually.
>>23725059
Sings to his gamer friends
Its cool i do it too
>>23730808
just need weed and music
>>23730570
addicted
>>23730529
alcoholic
>>23730485
like edm music
>>23730432
likes ethno music
>>23730119
she left you
>>23730079
scottish schoolboy
>>23730987
extremely non-approachable
>>23730902
Does lots of drugs
>>23730808
Goes out with the boys to pick up girls every weekend, has been successful once
>>23730570
kissles
>>23730529
a sad, sad man
>>23731005
What do you mean by non approchable just want to know thanks for the post tho
>>23731064
>>23731067
>>23731075
Fuck cant delete sorry
>>23731067
>>23731075
Doesn't know how to delete
>>23731075
at least assume, lazy bastard
>>23729569
omg dutch girl i love you!
>>23731067
skinny fat
>>23730902
Heisenberg
>>23730529
Lost will to live the day he was born
>>23730432
Listen to indie music
>>23730119
Haven't left his house in a week
>>23730028
Nice guy
>>23730025
Bitches alot
>>23731284
skates a lot
>>23731284
hot but impression that you don't get laid a lot(or do but only from one person)
Go ahead- say whay you gotta say
sorry if i'm off on people, just remember it's just assumptions
>>23725059
has suffered through a lot of depression, anxiety and possibly slight drug addiction or heart break before, but is working through all of them by either singing or putting yourself out there more. used to have self confidence issues but is working through them, you have moments of self doubt still but it's getting better. you have dark moments but you're learning how to cope and force yourself to smile a lot, are a very positive and supportive person towards your friends but wish people listened to your problems more
>>23725061
the fact that your mouth is closed that way makes me think that you're very reserved in certain aspects of your life, either because you were possibly bullied growing up or have been through a bunch of shit in your life. despite this, it has a determined edge to it, so you are constantly trying to better yourself despite the odds. you can be serious but you open up the more you know people and have the tendency to be extremely compassionate with people you actually care about. you have no issues cutting people out of your life that you don't think are worth the hassle
>>23725079
you have a lot going on inside, but you're working on it. you have a lot of self doubt, although i think at one point in your life you were extremely confident. you have a great group or friends or friend that has helped you make it through things, and are either an emotional or chaotic/funny drinker if you get drunk. you either used to be or still are the person that likes to make your friends laugh with silly antics, but wish people would take you more seriously.
Assumptions incoming, because mobile is a pain.
>>23725082
>>23725082
you're super friendly to people despite having pretty bad depression or anxiety. you don't like it when people get hurt, so you do your best to prevent it but sometimes by doing so, you end up closing yourself off to people, either out of social awkwardness or just because you'd rather hang out with people who share your common (and sometimes very nerdy) hobbies. being this way has made it easy for you to compartmentalize people that you know will cause trouble for you, as you're not one for bullshit drama. pretty chill dude i would probably get along with well
>>23725093
i think i did you last time we had this thread, if i can find the other thread i'll double check
>>23725382
has gone through a lot of shit in his life, possibly lots of bullying and feelings of self doubt but was able to make tons of friends that have helped you through things. you're a quirky person with a fun but slightly warped sense of humor, possibly pretty big into anime at one point or still are. very laid back kind of person who's gotten over a majority of life's problems pretty damn well, although that doesn't mean you don't have your own problems, just that you have a pretty great set of coping skills.
>>23726506
i really want to see your face in a better light, you look like you're super handsome. might be easier for me to judge, then, too.
>>23726530
went through a lot growing up, either with family or anxiety and depression when younger, and spent a lot of your time unsure and a slight pushover. despite this, you haven't let people set you back and are constantly trying to better yourself. you've found that you can make yourself more presentable to people, as well as more confident, through fashion, and find that people take you more seriously now since your confidence shows through. you still have a lot of self doubt and hesitance on things, but you're working through it and i think from your picture you look like you're doing pretty damn well.
>>23731814
>RC Cola
Balling on a budget, I see. I think you treat people initially cooly, but you're generally open and unreserved around people you come to trust.
>>23731649
You're still trying to figure out your personal look, which is why you're letting your hair run wild. Though the sweater makes for a surprisingly on-point match with the untamed locks.
>>23731284
Quiet and a little aloof. You don't like to be the center of attention, but you don't mind being nearby to watch it happen to someone else.
The hat makes me think you wear skinny jeans.
>>23731005
Very excited about the new Radiohead single, but unwilling to show it. Clean, almost Spartan taste in decor.
>>23731284
You smoke weed. You're fairly socialy sucessful and have a pretty big circle. Hates school but does pretty good if you try. Likes video games. Hetro or Bi sexual.
>>23731649
Big dude, but really chlll and relaxed. Pretty understanding and open about his emotions. Like's art and philosophy. More left wing than right wing. Has self confidence but is not narcissistic.
>>23731814
Introverted and spends a lot of time online. A lot of neckbeard's hit on you. Has some weeb tendencies in hobbies but it's subtle. Nice to friends but intimidating to strangers, partly to being very well spoken and articulate, partly because of having very strong opinions.
>>23731821
Has done military service. Works out on a regular basis but not body builder or gym rat level. Sporty. Social drinker.
>>23731961
Nope, no veteran status. I keep the hair shaved because I have a receding hairline. I do try to go to the gym three days a week, though. Thanks for noticing.
I'm not at all sporty or athletic, but I definitely drink. Socially and antisocially.
You're someone who works at maintaining a social circle, but often feel like others aren't returning the effort. You value dressing comfortably but better than just a tee shirt. Currently in college.
>>23731961
used to be neckbeard but got his shit together and is good in uni now
>>23731821
policeman
>>23731814
eccentric with depression
>>23731649
spend your day in front of screens
>>23732119
Stared into the infinite corridor of mirrors for at least a minute before or after taking this pic.
Nahh, not police officer... Not in good enough shape. Paramilitary seems to be a common theme so far though. Trufax, I'm just balding.
Sorry for not posting any assumptions, not very good at that kinda thing without actually talking to someone for a bit.
>>23732119
survivalist enthusiast
likes local beer
>>23731961
avid youtube poop fan, deep in the memez but appreciates the finer things in life
>>23731821
really into technical or engineering type shit
frequenter of reddit
>>23732199
>Sorry for not posting any assumptions, not very good at that kinda thing without actually talking to someone for a bit.
lazy mofo who can't even type 2-3 words but comming up with that shit
get the fuck out of my face
Keet Keet
>>23732222
you have nice tits
>>23731814
addicted to tumblr, dreams about piercing and pin-up tattoos
>>23731821
35-year-old guy without wife nor children. Not really happy with his life but is honest and likes his work. Shy and not really confident
>>23731961
sad IT support with funny t-shirts and internet friends in few RPGs
>>23732119
junior-something-it corpo. Cheerful, confident and always has big trouble with waking up at 6 a.m.
>>23732199
if you are not a German (or you don't have German origin) I am Japanese I promise
>>23732222
Hilariously, the first one fits me better.
I use Reddit, mostly for hobby and poon-o-graphic stuff. And I was an English major... As far from technically competent as you can get.
As for you... You seem like a high-energy person, might even come off nearly manic to some. Despite not being super organized, you know where everything is without having to rummage.
will try to finish everyone else later, there's a lot more people than i thought, haha
>>23726658
you remind me a lot of a friend that i have, so apologies if i project her onto you a bit.
you've got a lot of depression and anxiety, and had a lot while in school either because of self esteem issues, that looking back you realize weren't because people didn't like you but because you didn't like yourself. you very much like others to look at you in a positive light, and like praise because you might not have gotten it a lot from family. despite this, you realize these things and work on trying to not care what others think. this has made you introverted. i get the vibe that you're a very determined, and sometimes serious person, but when you have someone close to you you're very mothering and nurturing.
>>23726951
often find yourself not fitting in with certain groups of people, so you come here to find like minded people. possibly grew up with nerdy hobbies that were looked down upon by family, i'm having a hard time coming up with other things because i'm distracted by how handsome you are, please marry me
>>23730529
you look like you had a rough start to life
>>23730808
total douche, but hottie, would let take me home and forget your name in the morning
>>23730902
herion won't bring your daddy back
>>23730987
you look like you listen to nickleback and think you're better than you really are.
>>23731005
wow babe, probably drinks by yourself.
>>23731067
no
>>23731284
not you, if it is, really into punk music and underground rock
>>23731649
would flood hair, you seem sweet
>>23731821
sad dad
>>23731961
you're a writer who might be a little gay
>>23732119
I like you, would drink with, you look fun
>>23732199
QT, sweetheart, likes good music
>>23732222
I've seen you before... Weeb.
>>23732199
You go out and have fun with friends and then go home and cry
>>23732119
Does some sort of martial arts
>>23731961
One small mistake from becoming a NEET
>>23731961
Has a daughter
>>23731814
Has a lot of friends yet still turns to the Internet for attention and comfort
>>23732237
Don't really give a shit what people think about your hair (but still feel a little awesome when you have a good hair day). Very into DIY and/or recycling.
>>23732242
Dating the same person for five years. No kids with her; one with the ex. Goes about as well as you'd expect. I actually loathe my job but try to do it well. Definitely not confident.
You, on the other hand, strike me as outgoing and sociable. You like interacting with your friend group more than tons of one-on-one stuff.
>>23732199
Fuck off with excuses, the point is assuming shit based off a single picture, not after getting to know somebody.
>>23732267
Everything is true!! Nice
>>23732261
Heh, as mentioned elsewhere, I'm not a dad in any fashion that counts. 'Sad' is applicable of strong.
Frankly, you look like the kind of person who doesn't even know why they browse this board. You look reasonably well adjusted.
>>23731961
really liked wow at one point
>>23732199
socially awkward, nerdy
>>23732222
likes steven universe
>>23732237
still in high school
>>23732242
bisexual, but has primarily dated men
>>23732261
Knows what church is regularly, going to school for something not many think is worth it.
>>23732242
Popular girl who isn't above some drama, especially over social media.
>>23732237
Doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up, working dead end job, doesn't know what to have for dinner.
>>23732222
Quads. Into cuddles and emoji's. Snap chats a lot. Works a job she thinks is decently high end such as a waitress at a good restaurant or secretary at a prestigious place.
>>23732199
Has a punchable face and wishes he could grow hair. Doesn't like to write things about others, and is quite self centered.
>>23732119
Full of himself and out for himself, mostly. But not a bad guy.
>>23731961
Graduated HS early and is going to a good college. Has a few hobbies that aren't mainstream that you talk about too much sometimes, but worth hanging out with. probably prefers to tank.
>>23732309
I don't go to church, but Im going to school to be a kindergarten teacher, so bullseye
>>23732261
pretty ordinary, almost too normal
>>23732242
Sheltered girl, Likes indie music more then drinking or going out, has a tight circle of friends
>>23732222
goes to raves alot, likes mdma & weed, fan of green tea
>>23731649
probably the most chill and nice guy out there
>>23731821
too old for this shit
>>23731961
Intellectual but failed at social during high school and now that you're at college you try to be more social (Im straight all the way m8)
>>23732119
Happy heisenberg
>>23732222
you're messy but you never lose your stuff and you hate to clean your room (nice quads)
>>23732237
Socially awkward but really fun to talk to
>>23732242
Your Face is familiar... but I can’t quite place you
>>23732261
<Yez iz me
has hard time trusting people
>>23732281
Shy but full of energy, someone you can count on
>>23732309
Doesn't show it but is actually soft when you get to know him
>>23732390
Likes to smoke weed at people's houses
chill guy
>>23732309
oldfag on 4chan, does construction work or something simular
>>23732199
kinda submissive with people in ur life, make decent cash but don't spend it too often
>>23731961
traded social status in school for good grades, used to be in a rock band at school, nice guy who's trying to get out of his shell
>>23732390
Jesus, how old do you people think I am?!
>>23731961
oh, wow, you got me down pretty well, haha. i'm impressed. i usually don't get hit on much irl, i would actually love it if a 'neckbeard' would ask me out, since my weeb levels are off the charts. i don't think anyone's actually ever asked me out, since they assume i'll say no? i spend most of my time watching anime, that would be like a dream relationship to be honest.
as for you, i'm going to assume you're very
>>23732262
>has a bunch of friends
nay, sir. my health has refined me to the dark corners of the internet, it's hard for me to go outside for more than 1-2 hour intervals, although i am trying to figure my shit out and be more initiative in friendships
>>23732379
you seem so nice
I want to buy / wear those bulky snowsuits w/ you
>>23732329
Maybe you just drive by one, then. Though I was right that your chosen occupation is boring to some. Not appealing to me in the slightest because of kids, but someone has to do it.
>>23732390
I suppose, but isn't everyone who isn't cruel?
>>23731814
Likely doesn't have much luck in relationships, but hates feeling alone. Hides her sadness by obsessively following her passions. the filename suggests some weebness, and I bet some gaming.
>>23725059
You've been playing different instruments as a child, your gf is hot.
>>23725061
Quiet respectful guy. Doesn't like coffee.
>>23725079
Two kids. Parents never needed to punish you, nice behavior.
>>23725082
In love with a stripper.
>>23725088
Spends money in prostitutes.
>>23725093
Doesn't like company.
>>23725382
Loves cold weather.
>>23726506
Spends even more in prostitutes.
>>23726530
Only child. Raised by grandmother and finished studies earlier.
>>23726658
(Won't make any assumption. This pic is stolen)
>>23726951
Drinks a lot.
>>23729569
Daddy girl, well educated. Other girls envy you and has just a true friend or two.
>>23729571
Fucks like crazy. Which is a good thing.
>>23729585
(another stolen picture, I guess that is already an assumption)
>>23729591
Ahahaha you used to be a prick but found Jesus.
>>23729601
Gay. Responsible parents.
>>23729645
Younger of two sisters.
>>23729700
Haha reads a lot.
>>23729812
Good manners. Big cock.
>>23729820
17
>>23729868
Believes in santeria. Doesn't do drugs.
>>23729928
Broke a leg while dancing stupidly or drunk.
>>23730000
Had to take care of ill mom. Too shy.
>>23730025
Works and studies, sometimes double shifts. Thinks twice.
>>23730028
I like you :)
>>23730067
One canadian parent. Or both.
>>23730079
Kind of a prick but loves truly.
>>23730119
High respect for parents. Likes to travel to unpopular places.
>>23730432
Haha cool guy. Tolerates too much of people shit.
>>23730485
Good at maths.
>>23730529
Friends often reunite at your place. People that knows you, likes you.
>>23730570
One of your parents is a doctor.
>>23732672
(continues)
>>23730808
Will vote for Bernie. Cool guy and good host. Kids love you.
>>23730902
In charge of a crowded team at work. At least 12 persons.
>>23730987
Goes for the Trump.
>>23731005
Only child. Two dogs.
>>23731067
15 or 16
>>23731284
At least three languages well spoken.
>>23731649
Extremely nice to women. Big cock. And beautiful eyes (ok sorry, that's not an assumption)
>>23731814
Responsible of its own shit. Never a burden to anyone.
>>23731821
Has a younger sister. Can't be hypocrite.
>>23731961
Always at private schools. Divorced parents.
>>23732199
None of your gf or bf is as cute as you and you know it.
>>23732222
Betrayed one of your best friends not so long ago.
>>23732237
Hates anyone smarter.
>>23732242
Many girls consider you a friend, but you can't be that open to everyone, Loyal to bf or husband.
>>23732261
Psychologist. Happy with life, makes people around happy too.
>>23732281
Divorced too young. Entrepreneur. Husband still loves you but is a lazy ass.
>>23732309
Makes assumptions of everyone in real life. Not accurate, though.
>>23732379
15
>>23732749
I am the sort of guy who makes assumptions about people I see on the street. Sometimes I even make stories about them. Other times I call them hipster faggots who think they're so big, or douchy guys who walk around in T shirts when it's 45 degrees. They think they're so tough...
>>23732763
Never make assumptions on people, first time posting here. Relate every face in here to people I knew and said the same story I lived with them. Never use the word hipster nor any segregatory word; I hate dog lovers.
Farmer, female, 29. Quit office job. Wouldn't ever show my face on 4chan.
>>23732820
It's my nature to make assumptions. Part of my previous job.
Which, oddly enough, I quit to be a writer and a farm-hand.
Why hate dogs?
>>23732835
I don't hate dogs. I hate people that prefer dogs over humans (narcisist).
>>23732081
Pretty right.
>>23732119
Also right.
>>23732222
I'm surprised I gave off that impression because it's pretty accurate. Anything gave it away?
>>23732242
>It
I know nothing about computers and actually have a decent social circle now.
>>23732261
Also right, trying to become a literature professor and attempting to git gud at writing fiction. Also Bi.
>>23732281
Middle school. Now I hate MMO's.
>>23732309
Didn't graduate hs early but I talk way to fucking much about my hobbies.
>>23732390
Pretty spot on
>>23732749
I've only gone to public schools. Would have enjoyed private, looking back. And my parents have been divorced for as long as I can remember.
>>23732602
I'm very what?
>>23732902
What about dogs over cats?
>>23730902
jesus you never let up
>>23732672
>stolen
I'll take that as a compliment
