new Tinder thread, last one hit 500
rate mine lads, just got tinder plus and still have 0 matches ;(
maybe u get 0 matches cos u start too many threads about yourself
Post another photo or two of your face, and make a bio that isn't asking them to swipe right.
End of day 2 for me. I swiped right on 99% of girls and have 85 matches so far (using Tinder plus btw) but I swear at least half of them are fucking bots. I have 2 prospective dates at the moment, but they could easily flake. Most of the other girls I talked to have not responded at all.
>>23699235
try changing your skin tone
Only ugly girls use tinder. A good looking chick can find a man just waiting on her doorstep.
>>23700027
this to be honest family
I just got matched with my bestfriend's younger sister, what do ?
>>23701310
fuck her right in the pussey
>>23699918
alright I have one potential date. we're gonna grab a drink somewhere. when is a good time of day to set that up?
is my bio shit? i think my bio might be shit
i use tinder, i have 1 photo of me up and no bio and i get matched with quite a lot of girls, hooked up with two. it mostly comes down to the conversation you have with them, if they have a profile bring stuff up from it to make it a good reason to meet, also try to get their facebook or something "because tinder is shit at sending msgs".
btw i'm like 5'9 long hair'd ugo dude but i know if i get my conversation game down a bit better i couild meet with more
Not sure if main is ok cause my face is not clearly visible.
>>23702028
Take out pics 1 and 2 if you're looking for a fuck
>>23701914
oh lord you fucked this up son big time
>>23702035
Why? Do I look like a child? Got 50 matches now, couple of girls said that I'm handsome. what else photos I should load?
>>23702013
Could you please drop some convo examples?
>>23702096
You are handsome no homo but selfies, especially mirror ones are a nono
Pic 2 would be fine if you were shirtless
Best pics are ones that show your face AND theres a cute girl with you or ones in a social setting
On Tinder it's not all about looks but status
I have 1 pic and it's me shirtless with 2 grills and I get matched constantly by girls that are dtf
Open with this or use /fit/s pickups lines or fitmiscs
>>23702146
is Tinder good for finding an actual relationship? I'm not good with PUA-esque dialogue. I don't really want a hookup either. Is PoF better for what I'm seeking?
I have a ton of matches on my 3rd day using this, but most of the girls I message don't respond.
>>23702185
At first Tinder was the best for just casual hookups, now it's a split between hookups and girls just wanting to talk no contact which is fucking annoying
Use tinder to practise your game and flirting
For a relationship I'd use pof or just meet someone at whatever your place for hobbies is
got this chicks snapchat yesterday we haven't talked about meeting up yet and she's like 40 miles away.. when do I start planning a meetup
Any tips to improve my profile page?
>>23702675
Delete everything in your bio except MSU grad and 6'2.
>>23702291
the moment you start feeling the conversation, move it onto meeting.
>>23702675
that first picture looks a bit off dude. maybe user number 5 or 4 instead?
>>23702711
>>23702725
Done. Thanks.
So, what is the best, for a guy ?
>Having girls with you in your pics
Or
>Avoiding using pics with girls
In other words, does jealousy help getting matches or not ?
>>23702675
Delete the picture of your dog. It makes you look like a lonely crazy dog lady.
>>23703229
That's a great photo.
I really despise this app now. Between all the crashes and the limit to swipes yet somehow bots still easily get through. Plus it's been deleting matches lately.
>>23703110
Use pics from you and a group of girls. Don't just use one. It makes you look like you're possibly cheating. Having multiples shows confidence and that you're fun to be around,
>>23702028
Дa, фoтo 1 гoвнo.
>>23703446
Yea don't listen to that dude. That's your best one.
>>23701900
Your whole profile is actually pretty on point. Your Bio isn't bad at all. The Canada bit is the weakest point, but it's still not bad.
Maybe drop picture 3, 5, and or 6 for a (or some) picture(s) that show you with your friends, playing whatever instrument you play, or doing something that you like to do. You can't really tell anything about you from your pictures alone and adding one or two different pictures would change that.
![[SAVE ME].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tYwaxLp.jpg "[SAVE ME].jpg")
>Be awkward black man
>Been working out, decided to try putting my new pics in my profile
>Still look kinda nerdy
>Get match an hour ago
>It's some hot 18 year old with fat tits
>Oh_my_god_it's_not_a_bot
>Her profile says, "I just got out of a messy relationship, looking for some fun."
>She started the conversation
HELP
E
L
P
Remade less than a week ago and at around 120 matches. Help this ugly boy get laid
>Nothing but endless robots
>Finally talk to real girl
>Think she is asking me to take her out to pizza
>turns out she wants me to order a pizza to be delivered to her
What the fuck
>>23699235
honestly you seem like a great guy going by the pictures, change your first pic. You look superficial show yourself smiling as the opener pic, I think some women would be intimidated by the brooding black guy
>>23700027
Black/Dark skin is more masculine than lighter skin, so I'd probably recommend the opposite. Try to become darker
>Tinder Social
>Friends on Facebook who also use Tinder can find out that you use Tinder
>stupid group chats
Does Tinder like losing business? I
Tinder had a great idea. Talk and date people who are near you. Fucking simple. Now it's advertising, group chats (which you can do on Facebook which is required for Tinder anyway) and Freemium modeled.
Is there any better alternatives? I've tried PoF and OkCupid but they're not really my style.
I usually get a couple of matches a week. Any tips/criticism would be cool.
I messed up and had a shitty account for a while. I tried to upgrade and I'm not getting any matches. I-is it me!?!?
>>23704787
"badass" and what your face communicates are antonyms. Jewish mama's boy seeking validation.
>>23704723
You seem like the guy girls would be friends with but repulsed if you made a move. Lose weight, that may change your vibe for the better. You look like you wouldn't have trouble making friends of either gender.
What should i write to girls with empty bio? I usually say that they are beautyful, she says thanks and this is it. What else i have to say. They are so empty and boring, i dont even imagine how they talk to each other.
>>23704893
>empty bio
Theyre bots
So, here's me. I've matched with a total of 5 people and after sending them a message first (more than just a, "Hey, what's up?" message), I haven't gotten a reply back from any of them. Not sure why especially since none of them have unmatched with me yet.
>>23699235
lmfao that swimming form
>i guess black people really cant swim
>>23704787
DELETE 1
>>23704908
I mean with no personal info, but there are insta and snapchat
>>23704927
Delete bottom right and don't list metal first. You don't want girls to see you as a "metal guy."
>>23705210
Delete the pic with myself and a couple of friends?
I think I'll leave Metal as the first thing listed as it's the main genre I listen to (would go farther and list Death Metal, Black Metal, and Doom Metal, but I figure that'd get a little too wordy).
I feel like I'm bad at Tinder and dating in general. Only had Tinder account for 2 weeks, got a few matches, but no one responds to messages (only one was a bot).
I'm Indian but I grew up in Australia, so I feel like not many people want to date because of that.
I've been updating my bio and pics, trying to optimise it but it's still shit and yet still no luck...
>>23701900
If I never had a boyfriend and used tinder I'd swipe right.
>>23705308
I've only got a few more matches than you and I've been on there for like 1-2 years. Keep your head up, champ.
>>23701914
I'm laughing hard.
What a fucking aspie. What did she say?
>>23705325
Thanks buddy.
Also, make that 2 bots now.
I've briefly tried zoosk, rsvp, eharmony dating sites with no luck because they want user subscription. You think I should also try okcupid or plentyoffish as well?
>>23705336
Do what you think will expand your chances.
I joined OKcupid like 3-4 years ago and nothing has happened since then. No dates, no one replying back from messages. Then again, I don't go on there too much and it seems the more active you're on there, the more you'll show up in search results. I dunno.
>>23699235
You're profile seems perfect to me! A lot of your pics aren't selfies and shows your personality. I don't know what but the girls are missing out. Also, the info is funny as hell, I laughed. Keep trying man, and maybe don't use tinder?
>>23705401
Alright, thanks anyway man.
>>23705323
that'll do for me kek, thanks
>>23703786
i'll try and get some photos of me doing stuff, i just need to do some stuff first
Re-did my profile and kept it simple.
In Japan at the moment. Matches are either japanese girls with very limited english or japanese girls who grew up overseas and are looking for a foreign guy.
I wasn't getting many matches, maybe 1 or 2 a day so i did an experiment. Changed my pics to a male model, which resulted in 4 or 5 matches a day.
I guess tinder isn't as popular in Japan add i was led to believe.
Critique welcome.
>>23705601
you look like a serial killer
>>23704803
Can you explain what you mean by get a Bette vibe? Otherwise you're pretty much 100% spot on.
What's a good place to take a picture of yourself if you have no friends?
I dunno, my matches go up and down between 195 and 202, but I rarely talk to them, this thing is like a personal pokedex for me. Just too lazy to actually start having any convos.
>>23705753
>>23705753
Go to a crowded place like in a city CBD and near a big attraction like an event or famous building or something, get someone to take a photo of you?
Or try taking a clear photo of yourself in a bright sunny day, but no selfies, use a tripod or place the camera on a chair to take it.
Think of something...
Girl who didn't answer me in tinder allowed to be her friend in snapchat. Will it be ok if i write her? Or they add everyone in sc? Sc was mentioned in her bio.
>>23705763
You're good looking but your description makes me want to strangle you.
What to do on dates?
how do you get in the pants on an 18 year old?
you can't take them out for drinks, so what other kind of activity is there for strictly hook-up purposes
>>23705763
I have a lot of matches too and don't really talk to much of them. Most people I message anyways won't respond.
I did just get matched with a super 9.99/10 qt though.
I've had Tinder for about 3 weeks now, I have about 130 matches, but I only fucked 3 girls.
>>23699235
Your not getting any matches because your a pussy that swims freestyle
Butterfly master race reporting in
But seriously though, you seem like a cool dude, must be your area.
>>23701310
you look like a loser, put some group pics in so it looks like you have friends
also, fuck your friends sister
>>23701900
Your bio is nice dude, just change your main pic to the one with Barney, if girls see a chick in the first pic they might get freaked out and swipe left without even reading your bio
also nice dubs
>>23702028
Get rid of "high school student" and fuck the girl your talking to on messenger, she's fucking hot
>>23702675
Get rid of picture 1, and replace it with picture 3. And your bio sucks, start over.
>>23703812
I dont get your bio, but your pics are on point
>>23704723
Try not to sound like a huge nerd in your bio....But yeah dude, unless you make some lifestyle changes your going to have trouble with the ladies
>>23704787
Get rid of pics 1 and 3. And put pic 5 as your main. And your bio is utter shit. back to the drawing board.
>>23704927
swap pics 1 and 2. delete metal music from your bio and the ask me anything part
>>23705601
holy shit you look like a creepy pedo. and your bio isn't helping that at all.
>>23705763
Solid. your bio is a little weird, but i guess its working for you
Should I go all out? Or she's gonna creep out?
>>23706647
Don't hold back.
Any tips tinder friends?
>>23707566
>manlet
>cheap shit tattoos
>not fit
>dresses like a teenage faggot
not gonna make it
>>23707566
>4/5 pics in the same shirt
You're poor, won't buy dinner.
>>23707566
Douchebag/10
>>23707566
Okay genuinely this is fucking hilarious, not sure it would get you laid but would swipe just for the keks
>>23707566
I thought you were a major tool at first, but I totally kek'd when I read the bio. I agree with this anon >>23707841
![Screenshot_2016-04-28-20-22-40[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SXK8fNR.png "Screenshot_2016-04-28-20-22-40[1].png")
Mines pretty garbage
160 matches so far so I'm doing ok BUT
I feel like I need a better profile pic where I don't look so serious
(Plus I actually do play guitar, that isn't just in there for le ebin musician maymay)
>>23707923
Take the 'I'm pretty awkward' out of your bio friend
>>23708010
How tall are you?
Not asking to be a dick, just seems like you might be kind of short, and as a short guy I'm curious to know if Tinder is even worth it.
>>23708022
5"9 so a bit below average but not super manlet tier (the top right pic is misleading because the two friends either side are like 6"5 and 6"4)
Just go for it, if you're worried about height just have lots of solo pictures and maybe a group pic with similarly heighted people
Please let me know which pic I should put first and comments hehe.
>>23699235
I don't think a full side profile is a good first pic.
>>23701900
The bio is pretty decent.
>>23702675
Delete pic 1, replace with pic 3.
>>23703812
Switch pic 1 and pic 3 immediatelyyyyyy. Are you really sleeping on a pic of you playing electric guitar. Looks like you're on stage even. That's a no-brainer for #1.
>>23707566
Lmao you're a character. My favorite.
>>23708055
Keep 1 or 2, keep 3, delete 4
All too similar add some variety
>>23708066
All of my social pics are in nightclubs. The rest are selfies hahaha. My friends don't do photos even on holiday. I had to prompt them for all of those.
>>23704536
Never said lighter
>>23708055
Take some selfies outside with some friends. Need a bit more variation
>>23708010
Solid profile. No complaints here.
>>23707923
Get rid of the awkward part
>>23707566
top kek
best itt.
>>23706530
Seems solid.
>>23705763
Not bad, just needs more pics
>>23706568
I'm curious...why delete metal music from my bio?
>>23699235
how do you take a selfie without looking like a little faggot bitch
>>23704723
What's the best 3D glass engraving machine I can get for under $10,000?
>>23708591
Some girls might think your a "metalhead" and not all girls are into that type of guy.
But who knows, maybe you will find a chick that does.
But odds are you won't, so my advice would be to play it safe.
Ever since I updated the Tinder app a few days ago, I'm getting almost zero matches. I was getting at least 2-3 a day before that. Anyone else experiencing this?
>>23702028
Reporting. Ran out of new girls, 10-15 new swaps a day. Got about 25 matches whom i written, 50 total. Many don't reply. Many finnish girls, whom i write something just for fun.
Talks were very nice with 2 finnish cuties, said that i,'m nice and handsome and promised to meet when they come to estonia, exchanging snaps with one of the!m, nothing lewd though.
Got one girl from faraway city, decided to meet when she comes here, we talk a little in facebook.
Another girl from here, invited her for a walk today, she said she doesn't know yet, then stopped answering in facebook.
And the newest girl from here, was thinking that i'm catfish (am i really that handsome?). Proved her wrong. Exchanging snaps, meeting tomorrow.
Also added to snaphat some of girls who were not responding.
I'm mostly just telling them that they are beautyful and ask them some trivial questions. If they show no interest, don't proceed with talks.
Give me some advices.
>>23711205
Ah yes, and what more - i have some kind of different interests, i can't have fun like others do, so it's hard for me to meet someomne similiar to me.
>>23707566
You fucking boot. You couldn't even handle training? It's boots like you who've ruined the Marine Corps. Go haze yourself.
>>23711520
Army, bro, but thanks ill go ask for a box of grid squares and then start pushing anyways for you.
