Virgin/foreveralone/ugly thread
Post here if you're completely incapable of finding human company. Or if you're so detestable that no one will talk to you.
Kik/Skype is dongfacemcgee if anyone wants to talk to a total robot. Have all the free time in the world.
First
>>23677570
OP was first, actually. Seriously though, whether or not OP is actually craterface can we stop posting his gross face around? He's probably one of the least attractive people on soc and one of the most pathetic to boot.
>>23677567
how rude
>>23677608
this was supposed to act as a timestamp but it turns out doing that when it's bright out and your watch doesn't have any numbers on it isn't a good idea
>>23677582
That would be that freak Maxim
>>23677608
This creepy looking fucker lives on this board.
>>23677633
Both of them are sad sacks
Everyone treats me as a joke, and I never find company, even though I tried going to parties.
It sucks.
not the ugliest (to some people at least) but certainly too socially retarded to form relationships with anyone.
>>23677645
what kind of music do you listen to
>>23677645
damn. Had a feeling it would post sideways... its not like i haven't rotated it on my laptop already. idk
So far, this guy
>>23677608
And OP (same person?) are the only ones ugly enough to belong here. Rest of you are just being down on yourselves
>>23677654
Uh like.. most stuff. I'm not pretentious about it. Even some chart shit. Could probably be summed up as "indie" though. I love the strokes more than anything in life really
>>23677637
usually, no
been laming it out this week though cause my finals are over
>>23677645
Not ugly at all, would give hugs and dickings. The girl is pretty too.
I can't really imagine letting my guard down enough to kiss someone. It sounds like a nightmare.
>>23677671
oh thats cool, their first album is gr8.
you could easily get a bf because you're cute but if you really think your'e a social retard and have actual anxiety, you can get pills that will help. it worked for me
>>23677567
>>23677608
Literally the biggest loser of soc. Constantly posts his pockmarked face, acts like he's better than everyone else, and has meltdowns when you point out his defects.
>>23677719
kissing is awesome
I thought it would be kind of lame but it wasn't at all
>>23677727
pretty funny that someone who either literally uses the same wording every time I post or stole the same wording from someone else is calling me a loser
like if it's the first one...well, you're here just as much as I am, pal. if it's the second, you're basically the little shit in a kid's show who goes "yeah! what he said!" when the bully says something kind of witty.
>>23677739
He might be here as much as you, if that's even possible, but unless he's Brandon, Meh, or maxim, he doesn't post his face nearly as much as you do. You're in their tier of posters. Bottom tier. Even less good looking than them too, desu
25 and never been on a date. i have been hit on by strangers but all it does is make me uncomfortable and want to get away asap. why can't someone i'm comfortable around like me?
>>23677757
>being so butthurt about someone posting their face that you follow them around and impersonate them is less pathetic than just posting your face
>>23677759
same. I feel you.
I feel like I only get on by people in clubs looking to fuck and that no one in my day to day life wants anything to do with me.
>>23677725
I dunno I feel like I just photograph better..
I don't know if its so much anxiety or that I just can't talk to people I don't know. I also never meet people.
>>23677729
It's way too scary though. At my age, I'm guaranteed to make an idiot of myself the first time I try it.
>>23677771
They're both equally as pathetic. Okay, OP is in bottom tier with you. Happy?
>>23677759
let me call the wambulance for you
>>23677788
i mean, sure. i don't actually post my face that much tho, like once every couple of weeks tops.
>>23677789
ask them to bring cookies pls
I'm not a virgin or antisocial, but people have just drifted away over the last few years, and I've found it really hard to find new friends and relationships. I'm really starting to feel like I might just be alone for the rest of my life.
I don't know if I qualify as ugly, but being fat's not doing me any good.
>>23678005
At least you're better looking than the OP
>>23678005
At least you know you're capable of relationships.
>>23677780
I thought so too, and I got to it late. You just gotta be honest with your partner to begin with, and they'll tell you if you're doing anything super dumb. It's really pretty easy, though.
In real life I can't communicate with people because I'm fucking terrified of everything, and online if I ever manage to talk to a girl, I either feel nothing emotional towards her and act super boring, or I get stupidly attached and drive them away with obsession.
I try really hard but people think I'm an asshole for being distant to everyone I talk to because I'm busy fawning over one person and ignoring every other friend I have
kill me
Virgin, not kissless.
Have been on dates but socially anxious so always put up facade. Facade works. But then I get sad that I don't reveal the lizard within and push ppl away before they can see it. Doesn't help that multiple family members have been raped so dumbly terrified of making the wrong choice in first time sex partner even though intellectually i think everyone should just be having sex whenever they want. Have scared off multiple dudes revealing I was a virgin. Would you tell?
>>23677759
I'm 26 and I have also never been on a date.
by the sound your situation it looks like you're just going to have to find someone you're comfortable around.
Virgin, but not completely incapable of finding human company lmao. I have lots of friends and I play a sport that lets me connect with people really often, I just constantly and consistently strike out with girls. I have kept a general count of how many times I've been rejected this semester after making an advance and it's around 25-30 people.
No matter what though, everyone in this thread should keep trying. One of my roomates who was about on the same level I am with girls just lost his virginity last week so that has inspired me to go try again this weekend, I hope some of you do the same thing!
>>23677567
Who is this guy? I always see him when I visit soc. I took a break for a month. I'm sure he wasn't here a month ago. Curious.
>>23678188
you would be wrong
>>23677759
you are very good looking. Would love to know you more. KiK?
>>23678114
God knows how long it'll take to find someone in comfortable enough with though.
>>23678188
He's an angst ridden foreveralone virgin who you might know from such brilliant threads as "tfw no girlfriend to beat me up and not let me cum". He's known on here as one of soc's biggest losers, topped only by maxim/dale slightly. He's also of average to slightly below average looks but is very full of himself and acts douchey and condescending. He overvalues his looks, intelligence, and desirability. He's also on this site constantly because it provides him much needed attention that he can't find elsewhere.
Oh, also he stalks girls, gets nude pics and posts them claiming them to be his girlfriends. Guys a real creep.
>>23677645
Beautiful eyes and lovely face. Would love to get to know you more. do you have KiK?
Ryan Reporting
hello darkness my old friend
>>23677779
no i know what u mean. eye contact is strange and i never know what to say
do u have tumblr
>>23678196
strangers make her uncomfortable anon, fuck off
>>23678075
Haha I suppose so.
>>23678082
I guess. At the same time, if I were REALLY capable of relationships, I might still be in my last one instead of sitting here alone on a Friday evening.
>>23678336
Calm down. Just trying to get to know.
>>23678328
>would still bang
>>23678328
Clean and pretty :)
>>23678360
why tho
>>23678363
t-thank you
>>23678126
ik all of those feels
youre not bad looking though
>>23678384
Kik? if you would like to.
>>23678384
Because I kinda like that shy/reserved/nerdy look you're rocking. I just never had a clue how to approach your type.
BTW, how old? I'm bad at guessing those for your type as well.
>>23678428
i don't have kik lol
>>23678479
im 19, and thank you :o
yeah i reek of geeky shy shutin vibes i guess
>>23678197
At least you're attractive.
>>23678499
ok. well if you like you can e mail me. [email protected]
>>23677759
Because you're an entitled, overly-selective cunt who thinks she's a victim of something. Like most females.
>>23678523
Whoaaa!! chill there bro! where is all this hate coming from??
>>23678503
Pshhhh. Says you!
>>23678529
I did!
>>23677645
Adorable. Literally how are you alone?
>>23678542
You don't get to go around just anonymously complimenting people like that! Who are you?
![20160208_145955[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q2427f4.jpg "20160208_145955[1].jpg")
I've legit never had someone I've dated tell me I'm attractive. If I ask I get the "I love you for you" response.
>>23678593
Why do so many things post sideways?
>>23678205
>shit about nude pics
are we gonna do this again? another round of you shitposting my face and pretending to be me apologizing for the thing that didn't happen? jesus, just knock it off already.
>angst ridden
no??
>tfw no girlfriend to beat me up and not let me cum
no again
>known on here
no one cares lol
>acts douchey and condescending
to people who call me a faggot
>on this site constantly
not usually
>tfw ugliest living person
>>23678499
Well I know you reak of it, but are you?
Mhm
>>23677639
TMW 10/10 would bang
My sunglasses hide my crippling self esteem issues 8))))
>>23677759
you're kind of cute honestly, lose some weight and dye your hair in a reasonable color.
>>23677639
>>23677719
>>23678005
>>23678126
>>23678184
>>23678319
>>23678593
for real, none of you are ugly or even weird looking, you might be average but you're not repulsive, remember that if you talk to women. confidence and composure is so much, even if you're a super boring guy, it goes a long way.
>>23679333
riding dirty
>>23679263
chop some lumber feg
>>23678667
haven't you killed yourself
>>23678593
no comment
>>23679355
I'm
>>23678126
What if I have never had anything in common with girls I have talked to?
>>23678667
Nah, I win that title whitey.
>tfw mostly native blood
>no one ever thinks much of me
I used to be social and have friends but it was always near-acquaintance level. Nothing ever deep, no one liked me irl anyways, I've made good friends over the internet, but everything changes when they see my ethnicity + face. I'll just stick to being a shut in. Also
>>23678184
>blue eyes
How have you not got laid?
>>23679507
even after i kill myself you won't inherit the title of ugliest person alive. truth is, there is usually a cluster at the bottom that the argument could be made that each is uglier than the other. this is probably the first time in the world's history that the title was so unanimously decided. it's kind of like boxing- i unified all the belts for ugliest in the world.
honestly you're not even near the cluster at the bottom.
>ethnicity
doesn't matter. the fact that i'm verifiably the ugliest person on the face of the earth despite being white is an even greater testament to just how perfectly disgusting my appearance is.
>>23679355
im a hyper autist tho
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>23679355
Can't speak for the other guys, but I came for the foreveralone part.
Honestly I don't have that much trouble talking with women once things get going, it's just shockingly hard to meet girls I'm interested in where I live.
>>23678667
Wait aren't you killing yourself in /b/ ?
>>23677639
ur legit not even ugly dude wtf
>>23678126
i feel like if you styled your hair better and got some confidence you'd be golden
>>23678593
nah dude ur fine u don't look bad
Today was my birthday. Just a couple more years now for those sweet, sweet wizard powers.
I didn't mean to look so pissed off in the picture, but I had just woken up.
>>23677645
>Virgin/foreveralone/ugly thread
>there's videos of you gaping your asshole like a porn star on this site
>>23680054
Happy birthday anon!
>>23680054
where u from?
>>23680054 kik?
>>23680054
happy birthday, you're actually kinda cute, how old are you 25?
>>23680061
>>23680077
Thanks a bunch for the kind words, anons! I'm actually 28.
>>23680064
Ohio. Worst state.
>>23680070
Sorry, I'm probably the only person who lurks this place without a phone.
My eyes are so asymmetrical, it makes me sad.
>>23677759
it's because you reek of mental illness and you look miserable. let your hair grow up, close up your ears, and stop looking like you're only doing things because you're being forced to.
i used to be the same way until i realized that the image we project plays a bigger part in things than your actual looks.
>>23680138
It's really not anywhere near as bad as you think.
You notice your "flaws" more than others will and you become fixated on it, which messes with your head. I don't have a good head on shot, but you can see in this picture my eyelids are pretty different.
Looking at others on /soc/ made me feel better about it. If you look closely, a lot of other people don't have symmetrical eyes, yet they are often still considered very attractive.
>>23680293
yeah its tough right? because who wants to fuck themselves?
I stopped drinking alcohol so I'm feeling even less happy about being alone, I got rid of my crutches (alcohol and hopefully no fap soon) and it's hard work.
Before I could just drink beer and feel happy and forget about my troubles but now there's nothing and it's just there at the back.of my mind, never going away, the fact I'll probably be alone forver and die without ever finding somebody to love.
>>23680054
Happy birthday!
I stopped drinking alcohol so I'm feeling even less happy about being alone, I got rid of my crutches (alcohol and hopefully no fap soon) and it's hard work.
Before I could just drink beer and feel happy and forget about my troubles but now there's nothing and it's just there at the back.of my mind, never going away, the fact I'll probably be alone forver and die without ever finding somebody to love.
I don't even know what's wrong with me, which is why I come here usually. I keep to myself and don't bother other people, I'm not arrogant or even shy really, I don't feel like I'm a bad person who deserves to be alone.
>>23680054
Happy birthday!
>>23679929
I can't even remember the lyrics to that song but I used to listen to Linkin Park when I was in high school.
>>23680347
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>23680108
You planning on rolling fire or ice magic? Why'd you keep your virginity for this long? You saving yourself or just really shy?
tee hee I'm so ugly guys I'm a virgin lol tee hee here's a photo of me tee hee aren't I so ugly u guise xD
>>23680533
>Post here if you're completely incapable of finding human company. Or if you're so detestable that no one will talk to you.
it didn't say this is an ugly thread
>>23680646
David is such an ugly piece of shit
>>23680054
Happy bday
I've been told I look Ok, but my personality is pretty awful
>>23680914
how long have you had this picture saved? which folder do you keep it in?
>>23680055
So I'm not a virgin but I was doing that when I was anyway.. your point
>>23681232
Do you still have those pics?
>>23680914
ROFL I can see the resemblance. He's got the cartoony eyes and balding hair. It's almost like a future of his.
You guys talk about being insecure and how you think you are ugly, but still post pictures of yourself. I think I'm so ugly I wouldn't dare to show myself
>>23681308
>1 post by this id
>>23681328
I speak only how I see it. He's a very weird looking dude.
>>23681338
i mean if your singular comment in this thread is on a pic that isn't visible on the front page i'm gonna think you're probably a samefag
>>23681325
Same here. Most of people posted itt are OK.
>>23681447
Not sure why I'm supposed to care what you think. I'm just calling it like I see it. He looks like a weirdo and that picture was funny. Rest of the thread was just unattractive (not ugly) people fishing for attention and didn't rate a response.
>>23681468
I agree. Even OP picture is okay, he's just annoying because I see him a lot.
>>23681325
Personally I don't think my appearance is of my bigger obstacles. Besides, even if you are super ugly, people probably aren't gonna give you negative feedback under normal circumstances. So there's little to fear in posting your photo even for the grossest of us.
>>23681923
I agree with this.
I am insecure about many things but my appearance isn't one of them (well maybe my hair, but I am growing it out), I am more concerned with being insecure around girls in general, I just become kind of stiff and emotionless, sometimes my voice stutters and I can't help it, I just don't feel myself and it's almost impossible to overcome this.
I guess another way to describe it is my shields activate, this girl cannot hurt me and destroy me because I have a shield up.
Yes that's exactly how it feels, a fucking shield, a barrier between us where I am protected and cannot suffer rejection.
I didn't ask for this to be my default setting around girls though.
>>23677645
You're not ugly, you just have autisticly low self esteem.
>>23681507
Yep, I think op look not worse than me.
>>23678126
Yeah, regardless of the social stuff, you're a total hottie.
/sosrs
>>23680938
>>23680347
Thank you for even more birthday wishes!
And good on you for not drinking. I can't imagine how difficult it is to let go of and especially with these feelings. If it's not too rude or prying to ask, what made you decide to stop?
>>23680428
I was hoping to go for earth magic as I've been training for years in the garden.
Oh, maybe people don't recognize me because I usually have a camera covering half my face. I was a massive landwhale and I'm in the process of losing the weight. My body has become pretty disfigured now and the thought of showing someone is too scary.
I also freak out on the few occasions people want to get in contact despite that. I missed out on someone who sounded wonderful because I let the thread 404 before I mustered up the courage to email them.
I think I belong in this thread with you guys.
27 yo from previous threads here. Although I refuse to post pics on soc anymore.
After just a cursory glance at the thread so far why is everyone responding as if every guy in this thread thinks they are ugly even if they didn't comment on that? It's also a virgin/forever alone thread. You don't need to be ugly for either of those to apply.
>>23678126
ur not even that ugly tho
>>23677729
It really doesn't look fun or interesting at all.
>>23677759
Guy but similar issue
I get approached by women sometimes or by a ton of gay guys. But people I actually talk to even if they claim they like me or think I should have an easy time always claim to not beinterested like that. So I know how you feel
>>23679355
I think people really exaggerate this point since I feel pretty confident and actually enjoy talking to new people but outside of the internet I've never been able to get anyone to talk to me at all no matter how hard I try unless they have to. Even with other people trying to wingman me or make me look good or even more successful people straight up telling me what to say.
There has to be more to it than just being confident.
>>23682138
it's not self esteem. It's fact and accepting it. Allow for opinions.. and sometimes I can pass as "cute" but no amount of people telling me i'm beautiful is going to make it true which is frustrating
>>23682241
You look completely normal and a total bro.
I just don't give a fuck. Who /stoppedcaring/ here, relationships are fucking awful.
I dunno how ugly I am, but never had a lot of friends and they have spread out all over the globe. After moving in another town I lost contact with rest of people I knew and now my social circle is contains only image boards and colleges and I have no idea how or where meet new people, how to behave with them or any other shit like this.
>>23680661
A lot of people on 4chan can't actually read. More at 11.
Do I win the "ugliest face" award?
>>23682225
I guess I was bored and felt like a change of pace, a lifestyle change seemed like a good idea.
A test of strength and willpower at least gives some purpose to my boring life.
>>23682297
Dunno, hate my face, literally one step away from "der untermensch" poster.
Although relationship are fun, have it once, fucked up, never happen again.
I haven't been in a relationship for 3 years now. I got totally depressed after that ended and gained a lot of weight. I'm working to lose that now but it's so fucking hard. I'm a sperg and I grew up in a small town and pretty much all of the people I grew up with have moved away. I'm stuck in a shitty contract job until August and I'm counting down the days until I can make a move. I've pretty much given up on ever being in a relationship again.
>>23682296
I don't want to be that guy that's all "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and all that, but who are you to tell people that they're wrong if they find you beautiful.
>>23682633
that's my point. Opinion is okay but it doesn't change what I personally know.
I'm pretty damn abhorrent, apparently
>>23682676
You are very cute
>>23682676
Of the foreveralone attention whores on here, OP, you, Maxim, you're easily the one most likely to be found attractive.
>>23682697
>>23682704
<3
And too the most recent reply, I don't crave or feed on attention like that. Don't get off on it, don't have to have it to function etc. I just genuinely have a very hard time getting over myself
>>23682704
Maxim is thought to have a "very good face" and "look like a prince" on sluthate lol
Imo he looks a bit inbred
>>23682769
Eh, they both look better than David (OP) at least. Full heads of hair, not as much acne scarring, don't really look as creepy. David gives off a creep vibe
>>23682666
But isn't what you "know" just your personal opinion based on your own experience and interpretations?
Unless you're operating under the logic that beauty is not subjective.
It's one thing to say people don't find me beautiful.
or that I do not find myself beautiful.
But it's another to say some people find me to be beautiful but I personally know I am not.
>>23677567
>tfw no gf
>>23682769
What? Maxim doesn't look inbred at all.
>>23683140
>Maxim
>Finnish
AHHAAHHAHAHAHHA
he's polish looking as fuck
>>23683097
Youre passable, but this post is cringy...
Any advice on stopping being a socially retarded permavirgin and avoiding gaining my wizard cap?
>>23683894
Begin by rotating your images 90° clockwise.
>>23684883
acutane
I'm on it right now
>>23677582
lol
>>23684883
oh my jesus KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
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