England thread. Gather round faggots, gather round. Also anyone in Leicester ?
19/m/near newcastle here
18/f I'm like an hour away from Cambridge
why the fuck are we awake
>>23673874
I don't have any lectures tomorrow so I just chill here. Bretty high.
Near london this weekend... still up celebrating lizzies birthday
>>23673860
I'm Romanian, but I study in the UK. University now. Pretty much wasted my first year. Any tips for the upcoming ones ?
Birmingham.
Staying at my parents for a night. Can't sleep for shit.
Happy belated birthday Lizzy.
>>23673879
she's probably knackered
Anyone near Swindon on saturday?
>>23673882
do you go to dmu or uni of?
>>23673891
Nah me her and Philip are still on the pills will be up all night
>>23673897
Dmu. Studying photography and video.
>>23673899
nope, but do you reckon she's getting some bday sex
>>23673905
age is just a number..
>>23673903
I know a few people that go to dmu but you probably won't know of any of them because none of them do the same course as you
>>23673909
oh my god can you imagine
21m/london
also am I the only one here who didn't know it was Lizzy-B's birthday? could of sworn it was in June..
>>23673913
This year I didn't really socialise. I've just made my school projects and smoke weed with 2 dudes.
Aup lads, from Manchester studying in Liverpool =]
am I the only girl here what the fuck
>>23673921
doesn't she have two birthdays?
>>23673932
appears that way... haha
>>23673932
Pls come to Leicester. I need a gf to smoke weed and play the guitar with. Also will take lots of photos of u. Thx
>>23673924
how did you manage to spend your whole first year doing just that
>>23673942
Well I was kinda anxious....I guess. It was a big thing for me coming from the shithole called Romania to the UK.
>>23673938
come at me lads
Doncaster, the shittiest town of all lads.
Except Stevenage, that place is grim as fuck.
>>23673941
I've never done weed, and I'm an ugly piece of shit, I'm a double disappointment
>>23673952
dont tempt us
>>23673959
never been to Stevenage, Grantham is a complete shit hole though I wouldn't recommend going there
24/m Glaswegian but staying in Newcastle just now, does that count
>>23673951
I've just finished my second year and I spent my entire uni life doing what you do. At first I used to get anxious about not living the typical 'uni life', but I learnt that it's okay to live different lifestyles to other people and enjoy different things. I don't enjoy queuing up for 20 minutes to pay £5 for a Jagerbomb in the cold in some shit club, so what? Just do whatever you enjoy, this life's too short to waste not enjoying things for the sake of others =]
>>23673972
not a true geordie sorry pal
>>23673965
it's pretty easy to resist me don't worry
>>23673979
Of course not xD will always be a weedgie
>>23673973
Indeed, but I generally didn't get out of the house. Not even to do what I came for in the first place. Plus I need to meet some peeps/grills as well. Anyways, I don't have many stories to share to my friends back home.
>what did you do at uni in UK m80 ?
>not much just smoking
>>23673973
yeah he's right, I've only been clubbing 3 times and I hate it, I know people that go every week without fail and I think it's just pointless
>>23673982
i doubt that
>>23673992
trust me I'm a solid 3/10 on a good day
>>23673982
Make me resist you.
>>23674002
twins
>>23673989
We're all young so we may as well fuck around not doing anything while we can. The thing that scares me the most now is the real world biting at my heels, Natwest about to kick my door down asking for their overdraft repayments. I'd rather roll the biggest joint I can possibly roll and forget about it all for now and worry about it later. lol
>>23674007
yeah but I can guarantee you're not a 3/10, I am though
>>23674010
I want to kinda start my career next year tho...way too much weed and video games
>>23674014
and how could that be a guarantee?
>>23674004
are you trying to flirt with me
>>23674024
Is it working ?
>>23674014
I doubt your a 3/10, have to see some pics though or we'll never know
>>23674021
female instinct?? I wasn't expecting to get asked to justify my reasoning
>>23674026
are you trying to make it work though
>>23674024
i couldnt flirt if i tried so no not really
>>23674038
I'm just implying the fact that you can be cute in the eyes of the right person...who knows....maybe i'm that person
>>23674031
I don't know how comfortable I feel with being the only one to have anonymous guys looking at my face and judging it, might lose the last bit of self confidence I have
>>23674042
aw twins, I can't flirt to save my life
>>23674044
I'm so certain no guys look at me and assume I'm cute
>>23674042
>>23674057
I'll teach you both how to flirt.
It's not that diffuclt
>>23674045
Fair enough, I'll break that ice then lol
I feel you though, that's why I drink
>>23674060
Who knows....maybe you haven't met the right person. There is one for everyone.
>>23674064
Fair enough. There you go. Taken 2 days ago.
>>23674060 got something i can add you on or you can add me?
>>23674064
feel compelled to put one up too, but this is my face (ignore the ugly)
>>23674073
like what?
>>23674091
Like kik etc
>>23674082
>>23674068
>>23674064
I'll join in. What are you guys drinking tonight?
>>23674082
serious? 3/10? more like 8-9/10
sc/kik?
>>23674082
Well you're definetly not a 3/10
>>23674098
Vodka tonight, got a couple of joints left as well
>>23674098
I'm drinking my own tears
>>23674099
I'm laughing that you actually would rate me that high, I don't mind, feel free to add me on snapchat
>>23674102
I actually am have you seen my nose and chubby cheeks
add mine if youd prefer not to put urs on jakeruth19
>>23674098
Drinking tea, pretty high. How's your night ?
>>23674119
Yeah, I stick with what I said though, what's your snapchat?
>>23674133
Just finished my bottle of wine, >>23674133
trawling omegle for someone fun.
It's been an okay night. Hows youre been anon?
>>23674082
Girl, idk what you talking about. You're above average...Would pretty much date you.
>>23674146
Eh you know...the same old thing. Smoke some, browse 4chan, listening ot pink floyd...a little skype chat with my friends back home and some guitar playing. Still wondering when will i get a bro/gf to chill with.
>>23674138
oh god, it's ayisha.raza (go wild)
23/m/Hull
>>23673874
left my dissertation and all my module coursework until the last 2 weeks - pulling modafinil powered all-nighters to catch up.
It's honestly not as brutal as it sounds though. The work isn't really all that hard... just tedious.
seriously, fix this shit now
>>23674288
i noticed but effort
Bristol/Somerset Reporting in
29/m
bi
south east london
up for most things
kik : dansfrivolity
>>23674288
y u break the flag?
37/m/bi peterborough
these threads are always an interesting view of other britbongs.......We Rule
>>23673865
>>23673972
18 F Newcastle
>catwithhotdogs.jpg
>>23675772
Contact info
>>23674277
Where do you get your modafinil senpai?
23 m sheffield - got a car
skype - maxjones2012
>>23675772
I wish I was British now...fuck, I mean, yeah. Totally a Brit here...
>>23675752
the lines being off center are reminiscent of the nazi swastika and that may be offensive to some people
and you damn well know if I was to propose that idea to the right people the flag would be officially changed
>>23675793
Modafinilcat - pay by bitcoin and returning customer discount. Over holidays they have sales too - if you buy in bulk at the right time, it can be pretty damn cheap.
I don't use them often though, you'll build up a resistance. Only when I need to crunch through work (I always leave everything to the last minute)
Oi, my dear Bongolians.
I'm an 18 year old German and I'll visit the UK in a few weeks. So far I've made solid plans to visit a friend in London and some family in Herefordshire/Gloucestershire.
Since neither time, nor money (within reasonable bounds) are of much concern I'm still looking for neat places to check out, stuff to see and things to do.
I'd like to see some interesting historical or artistic things, I like museums and I'd like to have a few pints whenever I can.
There seem to be many interesting cities and areas and I wish someone could fill me in on their take on them and what they recommend to see/visit.
I'm a regular guy into history, vidya, food, beer and wandering around strange cities.
If you think you could give me some ideas on what to see or where to go, if you want to meet some strange kraut for a pint or just want to chat, I'm down.
Maybe you're even a grill, but I don't mean to push it.
My kik is VizzyDizzy
>>23676111
Smoke weed everyday
>>23675772
Yo I'm newcastle too 22/m
my kik is Forest_Bumkim
>>23676065
Cheers
>>23675772
Add me on kik im 19 from newcastke
connor_107
19/ Nottingham
420 friendly
>>23673860
>England thread
>post doesn't have the English flag
ya blew it
26/m/north wales
Shoot the shit or trade pics, I'm up for whatever. Big uncut dick
kik: borgan3
21/m lincoln
any more lincs fags?
Who /Bedfordshire/ here?
Shot in the dark - anyone go to Colleges around Newcastle here?
Birmingham.. awake.. anyone?
>>23677694
Went to uni round newcastle?
Sunderland here
>>23678312
Awesome you wanna talk, I'm newcastle?
>>23678326
Yeah why not
>>23678332
You use kik or what?
>>23678341
Yeah what's your name?
>>23678345
forest_bumkim
dude by the way, just in case you cared
>>23678348
Doesn't work
>>23678348
forest_bumpkim, my bad
>>23675772
18/m near newcastle
snapchat is scallum09
>>23673865
>>23675772
>>23676151
>>23676348
>>23678427
Wow there's a lot of Geordies here.
18/M/Newcastle
FUCK YOU YA ENGLISH CUNTS
SCOTLAND IS THE BETTER COUNTRY
nah but how you guys down low feeling about brexit? Personally I'm voting for it.
>>23673888
Birmingham too, Selly Oak. Whereabouts are you? Want to go a sleepless wander?
>>23678203
Selly Oak reporting in
>>23673870
Kik/Skype?
29/m/Peterborough. Bored in the office and thinking of leaving.
23/m/cambridge
>>23673870
Skype?
>>23673870
An hour in which direction? South Essex here
>>23677479
Where abouts bedfordshire
Male or female?
23/M/Worcester here
Anyone in Cheltenham?
22 / m / nottingham
any girls here?
netflix and chill?
21/m/Manchester
Anyone here?
19/m/Stoke, anyone near here?
Reading + Camden (bounce between the two)
21/ M
Shot in the dark because nothing ever happens on these things.
Tree surgeon
Interests:
Movies
TV
Hiking
Gaming
Comics
Thrill seeking
All my friends are back at uni and studying for exams so wanna meet someone new.
>>23680803
That's one he'll of a cock, 23 Cardiff f
>>23682219
26/m/Stoke
For real, fuck this shit place
So I'm around Birmingham. I'm willing to suck a cock tonight. 27/m
Anyone want their dick sucked by a virgin mouth?
23/m/Truro
Fuck my life. Can't wait to escape
>>23682730
Shit senpai I'm 25/m/st austell.
U wanna go get Le smashed next week?
I got work till like Wednesday.
No homo.
>>23682472
24/m/Cardiff
You got kik or anything? mine is plugpig
>>23682939
Wow shit, we have opposite work schedules. I do Wednesday-Sunday's.
Also when you say St Awful, you don't mean Bugle do ya?
Are there no Londoners on tonight? 21 m here looking for a fellow city lad or lass
>>23683052
No famalam I'm proper in town.
My shifts are 4/4 so we sync up in a few weeks. Wut contacts u got?
23 year old male from south west londonistan reporting in
Hai, I am Denny R. I am an educated 28 year old Asian male living in London however I am originally from Scotland. I am a math and physics geek with a wild side I desperately want to release. I like to fantasize about having a cute girl fuck me up the asshole. Just the thought of a woman pegging me drive my mind crazy with excitement. By the way, I am still a virgin. Yup, I am almost wizard status here. I don't really know why but I haven't had any luck so far in the love department. I am not attracted to or the least bit interested in Asian women in anyway. I have mommy issues so my dislike of Asian women might have something to do with that. Sadly, I am near the point in accepting the reality I will be a virgin forever. Here I am thinking about how enjoyable it would be getting pegged and yet I have never even kissed a woman. The peg thing is so far away for me. :-(
Pic related: It's me!
>>23683167
What do you mean what contacts?
Truro isn't drugland like St Offal.
Chinese male
Eastsick
BRIGHTON
R
I
G
H
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O
N
>>23678693
Angus native here, moved to Northumberland in February- it's actually miles better down here.
get rekt
>>23685387
I've lived in Scotland and currently Northumberland. A lot about Northumberland culture is similar to Scotland. People are friendly and the outdoors is beautiful. If you go further south you'll miss the north for sure.
18/m/lincoln
Netflix n chill/drinking
Straight, pic related
Sam.cooper97
27/f/London
wtf am i doing with my life
>>23685728
I don't know what are you doing with your life?
27 also, feeling like I'm drifting along in my existence too.
20/m/near Leeds
Kik to know more
Britishgentleman1
>>23685728
Do you have kik I'm near heathrow
>>23685625
You're probably right but for me, just now, this place is off the fucking hook. The place I'm working at is so well funded it's not even funny. They even give me an awesome little cottage to live it.
>>23677434
Lincoln here too man
22/m
20/m west London near heathrow
Kik: surpressed651
>>23682202
yo. 23/m/manchester
>>23678674
Never normally is.
I'm also from Newcastle m/20
Aussie living in liverpool checking in
Anyone around for a pint this week?
18/Notts/I have a masculine penis.
18/f /London aye
Snapchat: pinkey123a
>>23686217
Kik/skype?
>>23686178
Does it even lift?
25/M/Wolves here but moving to London next week. Anyone down for smoking some weed and showing me around town?
28/m/East London here
25 M Warwickshire here. Anyone near me up for meeting?
18/m/uk NORFOLK Skype:callumwk
>>23674082
>England thread
O i am laffin
l'pool skype: omgthechris
>>23674082
Fuck me another British Indian on soc?
>>23674082
Got kik? Skype?
>>23685875
Where abouts are you? Sounds a sweet deal.
M
22
hampshire/portsmouth
straight
M
22
portsmouth
straight
skype: beet.root6
17/f/london
kik: etoiie
ask.fm/akawhore
slutty/tease
19/M/Leeds
Bi
>>23686115
Kik?
>>23685674
>>23685884
kik or skype???
>>23686272
It'll lift your jaw once it hits the floor when I lower my draws.
Scouser
23
Straight
>>23685180
Drugland? Wew lad.
If you're still around hmu in a few weeks on [email protected]
We'll get trashed n play board games or smth.
Anyone in Kent? South east?
23 Hertfordshire crossdresser here c:
I'll chat to anybody really, up for a lot!
Kik:wannabe.me92
Peterborough anyone? 38/m/bi bored
19/m/southampton
straight
skype: prin.ner
>>23680781
yep, m/f?
20/m/kettering
Anyone around for a blaze?
22/M/Birmingham-ish
Chilling, Weed, social activities, fucking, whatever
Don't be boring
Kik: maxllen
SC: kcco-josh
Females preferred, O b v i o u s l y
>>23687613
Fuck.
Kik: maxllenn
>>23687631
>>23687613
Preferred, or required. Cus I could come suck your dick!
>>23687705
Unless there's a femanon with you, required* buddy
>>23682472
28/m/swansea
>>23687611
Snapchat is caleyejurr random snaps wud b cool
>>23682472
I have a friend in cardiff.. maybe I could make a visit. Put your email and I'll hit you up :)
19 m here, im living in mitcham now im a student from Spain and i will be here for a while, everyone here just seems shit and i cant meet anyone..
SC: deivid_cerver
Kik: Deividcerver
>>23673860
21/f london
christie_castles
>>23678203
Edgbaston here
