New assume thread cause other is dying
>OP Doesn't even post
w/e I'll be the first reply
>>23628201
ill be the 2nd
youre super shy
>>23628201
You wear that beanie a lot
>>23628219
You get compliments on your hair all the time
>>23628219 you like getting creampied
>>23628201
a pretty nice guy who albeit is a little quiet
>>23628219
reads a lot. is pretty cultured.
>>23628230
is literally 12 years old
>>23628231
baseball fan
>>23628235
gives generic shit impressions just so he can post his own silly photo
>>23628239
im 20 next month tbqhwu
>>23628247
you have a child's face. how tall are you?
>>23628249
I'm 1,84, it might be just the picture. Do I look older bald?
>>23628257
you look much older actually. might have just been the photo itself, but you seriously look incredibly young in the first one.
>>23628201
likes hats
>>23628219
straight a student
>>23628230
underage
>>23628231
takes a month off from 4chan once a year
>>23628257
curious
>>23628286
lol you dated someone on 4chan. sounds risky
who got /soc/ in the divorce?
>>23628294
lololol this is true love gone bad.
you should photoshop him as a baby crying.
>>23628201
low confidence
>>23628219
has an old lady hobby like knitting
>>23628230
his parent's only son, has several sisters
>>23628257
lazy
>>23628277
tries too hard to be sexy, says you're not like other girls
>>23628299
should i ask him for a timestamp?
>>23628291
>risky
safe af
>>23628300
But...I'm not like the other girls... :o
lol jk
>>23628293
youre a big football(soccer) fan
>>23628277
your instagram has a section where its only black and white pics for a while
>>23628219
you look like you read a lot
>>23628257
you do look older bald, it suits you imo. assumption: youre the last airbender.
>>23628201
ive done you before and just said something about communism but judging from the rest of your room ill say you read those historic relevance blurbs from textbooks that are placed between the actual info of what youre reading about.
forgot text
>>23628219
no pets
>>23628230
has pets
>>23628277
no pets
>>23628315
no pets
>>23628368
Likes carrots
>>23628315
Slightly gay
>>23628219
Tranny?
>>23628368
played too much assasins creed
>>23628315
studies law or economy
>>23628293
creeps people out a little
>>23628277
always adds too much makeup. goth or ex goth
>>23628257
looks better
>>23628230
but you have nice hair, maybe add beard. not happy with what youdo
>>23628219
likes feminism
>>23628201
has funny ideas
>>23628219
You post here because you want to know how passable of a trap you are and cause you don't have many friends IRL
>>23628409
oh my god you still like me? <3
>>23628390
im whatever with feminism
i just think everybody needs to be treated equally and like decent human beings
youre kind of insecure but you shouldnt be cause youre cool
>>23628386
no stop
>>23628371
>>23628368
i have a cat. you lose
>>23628315
yeah sometimes
you look like you think about how you look too often
>>23628300
no
>>23628293
you know youre attractive af but you need to hear it all the time
>>23628277
im not but i should be
youre quiet but you get along with everybody
>>23628239
perhaps
>>23628230
i wish <3
you have lots of girl friends but cant get any to date you
>>23628201
Visits /int/ and reads history.
>>23628219
Is one of those people that get incredibly talkative after a glass or two of alcohol, and by incredibly, I mean extremely talkative.
>>23628230
Watches movies almost every single day.
>>23628257
Not sure about his life, wants to do things but doesn't feel confident.
>>23628277
Tends to do stupid things impulsively that are typically met with regret after the deed.
>>23628293
Is an absolute madman and highest quality poster after Maxim here.
>>23628315
Wishes he had a beard. Mildly concerned about his masculinity.
>>23628368
Wants to be different as in really different.
>>23628386
Slow to grow angry.
>>23628390
Reads poetry.
>>23628392
Participate.
Studies stem, but is drawn to humanities.
>>23628457
you know me too well.
youre realistic but sometimes you get a little too pessimistic about the world around you
>>23628463
Ayy, good to know I got something wrong.
>pessimism
>optimism
>realism
I'm not fond of those as I've found people tend to have greatly varying understanding of these words.
>>23628435
>cat
damn.
>>23628386
yeah. eating carrots atm.
>>23628390
you have to be fin.
>>23628457
you're a true philosopher kind friend.
I'm guessing you enjoy a lot of different things.
>>23628390
nay, I'm upset I got beaten in checkers today. sad day :(
>>23628479
no but people assumed that before
>>23628219
Probably like Starbucks and Dr. Who
>>23628277
Shops at Hot Topic/likes Blood on the Dance Floor
>>23628390
Probably a really cool dude. I'm guessing kinda short.
>>23628457
You remind me of Mason Virgil from season 2 of Hannibal. Take that as you will.
>>23628457
bikes a lot
>>23628392
college student
>>23628390
nice beard
>>23628386
has a tattoo
>>23628368
mugs people
>>23628219
>>23628239
>>23628277
>>23628300
>>23628390
Mostly Accurate and on point with their assumptions
>>23628457
Holy fuck he even guessed my main board
>>23628518
people ask if youre 16 years old
>>23628498
im okay with both but dont really drink starbucks or watch dr who anymore
people dont approach you often and it makes you wonder whats wrong with you but its only bc youre a little intimidating and attractive
>>23628201
Chill, used to be into the emo scene but now cringes at the thought
>>23628219
Plays guitar or violin
>>23628230
14
>>23628257
Tries to be a thug, respected by most but actual thugs mock you and you hate it
>>23628277
English student
>>23628315
Tries too hard to be hip, still gets plenty of pussy though , does NOS
>>23628368
Wannabe Druid
>>23628386
Safe dude, would make an amazing father
>>23628390
Chill dude, used to smoke weed
>>23628392
Nervous around girls, yet popular with nerds
>>23628457
Instagram addict
>>23628665
You look like a faggot
>>23628201
sometimes likes hats and listens to music
>>23628219
has ambitions of traveling the world
>>23628230
gets a lot of girls in middle school
>>23628257
gets a lot of men in prison
>>23628277
likes to party
>>23628293
just showered
>>23628315
browses /fa/
>>23628368
only has half a face
>>23628386
is into cars
>>23628390
has a really deep voice
>>23628392
works in IT and hates it
>>23628457
rides a motorcycle, probably has a qt3.14 gf
>>23628498
browses /fit/
>>23628518
has really eastern old school parents but tries to rebel against them
>>23628619
drives a truck, works in trade
>>23628665
has really niche hobbies, writes fan fiction, has a crush on a coworker but can't muster up the courage to ask her out
>>23628665
radio dj?
>>23628619
cares more about working out than people.
>>23628518
is 25 but people think you're 15
>>23628201
has tried drugs.
>>23628154
I assume OP is shy.
>>23628201
You want to be an engineer.
>>23628219
You have a prettt nice family, or at least some decent friends.
>>23628230
People guess your age wrong all the time. What are you? 19?
>>23628247
Oh, never mind then.
>>23628257
You either vape, or you chew tobacco.
>>23628277
You take/took a lot of crap from people in school.
>>23628293
Your XBOX game of choice is Destiny
>>23628315
You very much dislike your aunt.
>>23628368
That's either not you, or...You've been on this site for a long while.
>>23628386
You're interested or you are in the United States Armed Forces. Maybe, the Air Force?
>>23628390
You're a big fan of a band no one has ever heard of, and if they had heard of it, you knew them before it was cool.
>>23628392
You have a sister, her name starts with a K.
>>23628457
You are of German descent.
>>23628498
Uhhh...hmmm...you love living in the city, just not your city.
>>23628518
You have a cat with an odd name.
>>23628619
Basketball and bass fishing is your life.
>>23628692
Cute
>>23628692
Student radio yes :)
>>23628690
I don't write fan fiction but I do have niche hobbies and I'm crushing hard on someone within the community so 7/10?
>>23628735
ask her out yo
>>23628692
Annoying cunt
>>23628392
you are me
>>23628201
you smoke weed
>>23628219
autumn is your favorite month
>>23628230
you are very quiet
>>23628257
you're a pretty cool guy with some mental demons
>>23628277
you're slightly emo
>>23628293
you are manic at times
>>23628315
you had an easy child hood
>>23628368
you have low self esteem
>>23628386
you're a pretty content guy
>>23628390
you like art
>>23628457
you go to the movies a lot
>>23628498
you've had few sexual partners (2 or under)
>>23628518
you have a rich family
>>23628619
you go to the gym a lot
>>23628665
homosexual
>>23628690
atheist
>>23628692
girls were mean to you in school
>>23628693
you are a kind man
>>23628315
You're bisexual but we both know you like it in the ass more
>>23628665
Big autismus
>>23628690
Most likely a terrorist
>>23628693
You frequent a lot of bars
>>23628392
>>23628766
i was born in october so im biased
sometimes you can be cocky but for good reason
>>23628785
people always try to talk to you but you dont want to talk to them
>>23628693
decent friends yes. youre quiet and you enjoy the simple things in life. good beer + friends + bonfires or something
>>23628690
youre right i do. you can make friends with anybody
>>23628665
violin when i was a kid. youre super sarcastic
me: >>23628315
>>23628766
financially yeah but i was ESL so i had a pretty hard time at school and making friends.
>>23628693
i have no aunts
>>23628690
i don't but i do go on /r/streetwear and sometimes /r/malefashionadvice so close enough
>>23628665
i try a fair bit. im really shy so i actually don't unfortunately :< and i barely ever even drink alcohol lol
>>23628457
don't wish i had a beard but i do worry about my masculinity
>>23628435
i worry about how i look wayyyyyyy too often
>>23628390
i study economy, are you in my class or something wtf
>>23628386
not gay at all
>>23628371
ive had two cats since i was 3, one from 3-16 and one from 17-present.
>>23628785
sadly 100% straight, also not into butt stuff at all
>>23628693
Same guy, just getting the ones I missed or the new ones
>>23628665
You wanted to be a nuke in the Navy, but the ASVAB scored you at Corpsman.
>>23628690
Your family loves your facial hair, but you wish it were longer.
>>23628692
You don't care for or about the opinion of authority figures.
>>23628785
You like smoking outside under the patio in the rain.
I don't frequent many, but I'd like to.
>>23628817
I do find pleasure in the simple things, and when I find some genuine friends and finally move out of this city I'm in currently, I will make the most of it.
>>23628825
Uncles?
>>23628825
It's not an "if you guess what stuff I'm into you get 10 points" thread. I assumed shit about you, get over it. You should be thankful I replied to your post
>>23628837
100% true
>>23628785
u think tattoo chokers are cool
>>23628693
u have lots of feelings and u like music
>>23628692
you're still in high school
>>23628690
parents want u to be a doctor
>>23628665
the creative type
>>23628518
u like naruto
>>23628498
your girlfriends aren't that pretty
>>23628457
u are outdoorsy
>>23628390
hooked on caffeine
>>23628386
doesn't like feminists
>>23628315
has siblings who are more successful than him
>>23628277
will blow a guy who doesn't eat her out
>>23628785
lol wut why so salty? theres nothing to get over, i don't care what random people on 4chan assume about me that much. its just for fun, chill. sure tho, im very thankful, god bless ur soul.
>>23628837
no uncles either :<
>>23628942
Damn...
You dislike that you have none D:
>>23628968
dont really care about the aunt and uncles that much but i always really wanted to have cousins growing up. my friends all have them and it sounds like a lot of fun to have big family.
>>23628977
As a child my cousins tortured me with wrestling and picking me up and putting me near the ceiling fan (causing many years of over exaggerated nightmares).
I used to dislike them a lot.
They've grown up into fine business men, and one of them is now a big deal at his chapel (I think he's a deacon). My other cousins either farm or work pretty high in corporate fast food.
When my father passed away, they all came down here to pay their respects. It was the first time I saw a lot of them in years! Bottom line, I miss them, and I enjoyed that feeling of a whole family coming together.
>>23628605
Wow! That's really good. I actually just ignore everyone now. So I probably come off as an asshole to most everyone. I don't think I'm attractive and what do you mean by intimidating? I've heard that so many times.
>>23628908
If you mean ugly as in their personality and character, then yes. I seem to attract only the superficial type of women that are really pretty on the outside but are really insecure about their looks.
>>23628908
you're a lesbian
>>23628785
you're insecure about your hair
>>23628693
major babyface if you shave
>>23628692
braces are a major insecurity but you try to play it down
>>23628690
get a lot a beard compliments
>>23628665
virgin
>>23628619
sex for you comes naturally
>>23628518
take nudes in mom and dad's bathroom
>>23629397
Only recent picture I have of me from when I shaved. The others have some shadow going on. I don't really enjoy shaving unless it's for something that requires that it's asked for me to do so politely.
>>23629455
called it
>>23629455
>if it is asked for me to do so.
Is what I mean.
>>23628219
>>23628435
Do you have a better pic of your hair? I've been looking for something to show my hairdresser cause I'm shit at describing what I want.
>>23628315
no but you look like economy students I know
>>23629455
office job
>>23629397
your dog is always there for you
>>23628908
reads dazed and confused mag
>>23630382
he is always there for me :')
Dont die
>>23630142
sorry for the late response, but sure. ill try to give you a decent pic
if you want another let me know
>>23633672
Shy but super funny
>>23633659
You like to take risks and try new things
>>23630382
Magician/Telepathic
>>23629455
Zodiac Killer
>>23629397
Aww we have the same dog
>>23628908
fashion designer
>>23628785
Life Is Strange irl
Old pic closet to what I look like now
>>23634579
bored by his work
>>23634554
underage suburban boy
>>23633672
wants to move to the US
>>23635859
kek
>>23636660
Imma assume you have a bf
>>23636658
please dont call me a slut... i get payed im a whore...
I dont have any pics without shades for some reason
>>23636660
not even a blonde
>>23637090
Druggy
>>23636658
Jock/"popular" kid
>>23634554
Horny high school senior
>>23637109
Hey now I haven't done shrooms for over a year now
>>23637109
wanted to be a princess
>>23637090
observes people under his shades
>>23636660
you want to give a lot of love
>>23636658
high voicce
Aye lets go ahead then
>>23637109
You act innocent, but you are not by long shot.
>>23637090
He likes a bit of a toke, don't he
>>23636660
You like the attention a little too much, but you got dat bod so why not.
>>23634579
Just you're average otherguy, sometimes painfully so
