fresh, undead assume thread
pls skip people who dont assume
assume the worst ;)
>>23611316
Two month pregnant from your daddy?
>>23611309
Cares about everyone
>>23611316
Its a boy
>>23611316
didnt buy that top after all
>>23611309
Used to play hockey, might have a puck and stick somewhere.
>>23611316
Has read all the Harry Potters, been to one con or will go, might doodle anime in school.
>>23611351
Probably lives in Florida, wants to be a hairdresser.
>>23611351
Probably the oldest of their siblings. Independent and strong. Having a tough time in life right now but maintains a level head
>>23611357
Has a pretty smile but doesn't show in photographs because she's self-conscious about it even though she has no reason to
>>23611369
Read me like a book man.
are we alive? rates soon
Hey everyone! I'm on the left. Hows everyone doing?
>>23611309
One of the most mature people on this board. Kind and intelligent. We'd probably get along. I feel like you'd have a decent, well paying job.
>>23611316
You're still very much in the proces of finding yourself and who you are. You have a very close group of friends. Politically more on the left.
>>23611351
Works out at least 4 days a weak. Knows a lot about fashion and styling.
>>23611360
Former or current military. Has a cool dog. Stand up guy that you can count on.
>>23611415
Haha wow, are those mouthpieces? You're more of a cat than a dog person. You enjoy the outdoors more than being inside. Generally a kind and caring person.
>>23611415
can direct guys emotions really well
>>23611436
Doing well, Hitler youth haircut, how about yourself?
Was never mil, don't have a dog and I'm sitting in the picture. :^)
>>23611415
Straight up bitch face but I bet my life you're one of those friends who will have your back even when you know they're wrong.
>>23611309
Ready to settle down, but can't find the right girl.
>>23611316
Raised in poverty. Goofiness is your safety blanket.
>>23611351
You feel like a 10, others see you as 8, but really you're a 6.5.
>>23611360
Your confidence is often perceived as arrogance. The nice guy.
>>23611415
Selfish and narcissistic. Just want to be rated/assumed. Doesn't participate beyond that.
>>23611436
Calm and caring. Has a spiritual side and uses physical activity as therapy.
>>23611309
french origin
>>23611316
a total cupcape
>>23611351
had to make that face, so did i
>>23611360
army vet? probably have some really technical hobby
>>23611436
ready to engage
>>23611309
You like clubbing and cocaine but are a teacher for young children.
>>23611316
you post a lot of facebook updates about how your day is going.
>>23611351
you have a child who you rarely see.
>>23611360
You are ex military and love baseball.
>>23611415
You are a science major at a university.
>>23611436
You are happy in life but thats your sister not your wife.
sorry for the snappy douchey answers guise, I mean no harm and youre all pretty and probably decent peeps in actuality. Heres greasy me as of 5 minutes ago.
>>23611449
Pretty good mate! Got a really cool new client today, and I'm having lunch in the sun right now. Could defiantly be doing worse. Haha and damn, sit down person just doesn't have the same ring to it you know?
>>23611465
Mostly true dude! Good assumptions. I'm more logical than spiritual though. You seem like the kind of guy that's a great friend to have. Would go the extra mile to make those around you feel good.
>>23611467
At some point sure! But nowhere in the near future.
>>23611472
Haha no worries! Not that snappy at all. She's neither my wife or my sister. She's my girl, but we're not married.
>>23611309
Boring as fuck.
>>23611316
Filthy and careless. Clean your mirror.
>>23611351
Harlot.
>>23611360
The super-nice-once-you-talk-to-him guy.
>>23611415
You're a cunt.
>>23611436
Good head on your shoulders. Exude maturity.
>>23611465
>dudebro
>>23611472
You're incapable of making a poor first impression on anyone. Can command the room without knowing it.
>>23611472
Woods, forgot to do assumptions for you. I feel like you surf for some reason. Either that or swimming.
>>23611480
Thanks anon!
>>23611485
Yep.
>>23611485
I haven't swam in 2 years I think... I live in the centre of the continent practically dead on. Never seen the ocean even. Sob.
>>23611465
>Your confidence is often perceived as arrogance. The nice guy.
Spot on, if you're able to approach me I won't be a dick. From your pic I'd assume you vape or has a friend who vapes and you're more thank likely smoking a bowl right now.
>>23611467
Not former mil/vet. My technical hobby would be amateur gunsmithing while I study ME, I also work in HVAC. From your pic I'd assume you study music or have an instrument you love to play, probably feel like you're not good enough to go anywhere with it, keep trying though.
>>23611472
Not MIL/VET/LEO, assumption based off hat I guess. Don't mind watching the Astros play.
>>23611480
This, but people don't usually make it to the talking to me part.
>>23611636
>From your pic I'd assume you study music or have an instrument you love to play, probably feel like you're not good enough to go anywhere with it, keep trying though.
was meant for >>23611472
oh shit here's a pic of me when I was fat
>>23611309
Uses Tindr for an hour before bed
>>23611316
You're like10, can't really assume kids
>>23611351
Wishes she was taken more seriously
>>23611360
Hard Worker, not afraid to be blue collar
>>23611415
Slightly boring to talk to
>>23611436
W European/Scandinavian and looks down on Americans
>>23611465
Fun to drink with
>>23611472
Still trying to find her place in life.
>>23611651
>Hard Worker, not afraid to be blue collar
spot the fuck on
to prove your point this'll be my last post, im about to drive to a house, climb in their attic and breathe in fiberglass insulation while installing their a/c furnace, coil and condenser
>>23611651
I'd have a drink with Rob Ninkovich (you could be twins!) anytime. Cheers!
>>23611351
has more followers on instagram than twitter
>>23611415
collects the souls of puppies and children
>>23611436
got a bunch of sand in your shoe after taking this photo and you realize it really wasn't worth it
>>23611472
unhappy with your position in life. wants to move on to something better or go back to the good old days.
>>23611651
lives in northwestern us or canada. spend your days cleaning your guns and hunting. has at least one dog. dated a nice blonde girl once but broke it off because she was moving to new york or europe and you aint no cuck who moves for other people.
>>23611750
Obsesses over how he's perceived
>>23611651
Works in a trade
>>23611472
Very nice. Somewhat of a social Justice warrior
>>23611309
Sweet , funny
>>23611316
Probably underage and was molested by a family member
>>23611351
Pretty trap
>>23611360
Uncut thick glorious white cock
>>23611415
In a poly relationship
>>23611436
European
>>23611465
Likes to get high favorite pizza is papa johns
>>23611472
Gets nails done every other week or so, very clean and tidy
>>23611641
Hates his brother
>>23611822
thick glorious white cock and hates his brother are the same person
I'm going to assume my being cut wouldn't ruin your attraction to me, something about me has gotten Asian/Pacific Islanders, etc hot and bothered ever since middle school
>>23611822
works at a cosmeitcs store or is a cosmetologist
>>23611756
can never decide if he wants to keep his beard or not
>>23611750
you think your parents fucked up
>>23611651
works at an urban fashion store
>>23611641
your family is kind of conservative
>>23611436
hi, OP here, thanks, I hope I am mature haha...you two are looking great. I assume that's a beacht in the Netherlands?
>>23611360
Has served in military
>>23611436
Great taste in wine
>>23611641
Plays WoW
>>23611756
Is a chef
>>23611822
Snapchat story is over 100 seconds long
>>23612448
>>23611678
Lol, I'm 6'1 215 lbs so I get that a lot
>>23612546
obv a nightowl gamer :b
>>23611822
Likes the D
>>23611756
Stampers long lost brother
>>23611750
obv does beer reviews on youtube
>>23611651
Top guy, fun to hang to chill with :v
>>23612805
Is secretly an elf
>>23612546
Musically gifted. Probably played the trump in highschool. Friendly guy who everyone loves.
>>23611822
A really talented make up artist but she has a passion in some sort of science field.
>>23611756
Probably the kinda guy that offers a girl a beer at a bar. Lost a bet so he shaved his head
>>23611756
spot on
>>23612448
yeah they probably did
>>23612805
i'll look into this career path
>>23611309
Retired sportsman.
>>23611316
You look like you have a tumblr account.
>>23611360
You drink a lot.
>>23611415
Looks like that one lass who majors in science.
>>23611436
All-around nice bloke
>>23611465
The "dudebro"
>>23612901
Shut up cunt.
>>23612987
Though he is the most-brilliant supervillain the world has known, Megamind (Will Ferrell) is the least-successful. Thwarted time and again by heroic Metro Man (Brad Pitt), Megamind is more surprised than anyone when he actually manages to defeat his longtime enemy. But without Metro Man, Megamind has no purpose in life, so he creates a new opponent, who quickly decides that it's more fun to be a bad guy than a hero.
>>23612883
did theater in high school
>>23612805
gigantic flake, never shows up to anything
>>23612546
nobody cared who you were until you put on the beard
>>23611822
sells makeup on facebook
>>23611756
owns some form of hairy animal that sheds
>>23611750
people tell you you should work out a lot
>>23611651
you look upon people with inferior taste in hats with disdain
>>23611472
the thing you were looking at wasn't very interesting
>>23611465
you're italian
>>23611436
bretty gud
you were really into jogging every morning at one point but you got bored of it
>>23611360
works in his dad's gun shop
>>23611351
considered getting your boob moles pierced at one point
>>23611316
is a prostitute
>>23611309
favorite consul is marius
>>23612987
>You drink a lot
Just call me Killian Jones.
For some reason it looks like you can hold a decent conversation about firearms and that's pretty fucking NATO.
>>23613068
My dad doesn't like guns near as much as myself but he did buy my first 12GA when I was twelve (get it?!), if anything he'll fuck around with the tags on my guns in the shop after he retires.
You look like an aspiring actor or someone with a natural ability to act.
>>23613070
Yeah I don't think I know THAT much about firearms
>>23613068
Mate, it's the stupid fish-eye effect that you can't (or can you? someone please tell me how to) get rid of. My hair/head isn't that big IRL.
>>23611316
Going to have a black kid.
>>23611641
Doesn't stop eating
>>23611750
German
>>23611651
German
>>23612651
part Chinese
>>23612805
Assuming i'm going to bang you
>>23612908
Subhuman
>>23612901
Savior of Iberia
>>23613068
Merchant you are greatest ally
>>23612883
Going to get even fatter if possible
>>23613111
You can't really do much unless you angle your camera differently. Or crop out or head. Instead if holding the camera right in front of you angle your phone at around a 25-40 degree angle going down to your face. That might help
>>23613130
Jesus christ are you from Thailand? Cause you're the most thai-looking person I've ever seen.
>>23613139
I'm not dam Chinese. I'm white from Spain
>>23613134
Wait I've figured it out. Just needed to change from 16:9 to 4:3 and that's it. No more cone head.
>>23612805
loves angry sex
>>23612987
secret millionaire
>>23612987
is from the 70's
>>23613068
have weird way of looking at things
>>23613130
unsure if he is cool or smug or both
>>23613296
completely messed up first is >>23612901
2 is >>23612908
>>23613301
damn pleb :v
>>23613296
Its both
>>23611309
assuming you can have a longer beard, but you're too lazy to let it grow out
>>23611316
underage, tumblerette, writes poetry, thought popping a coca cola after unprotected sex prevents pregnancy
>>23611351
could beat up 90% of the guys on the board
>>23611360
you mostly spend your days drinking beer and watching sports
>>23611415
everyone thinks you're a bit crazy, and you like that title, so you ride along with it. very passionate in things you love
>>23611436
works in finance, drives a second hand BMW from the 00's, has a wide circle of friends. trustful friend
>>23611465
you like to take life easy, don't worry too much
>>23611472
you have low selfesteem due to your ubringing, probably due to being middle or older child and not being a fav vhild, struggle really hard to prove yourself, overachiever, but receieve little or zero praise for it
>>23611641
you enjoy craftmanship, probably has a shed full of tools and tinker around stuff all the time
>>23611651
has some sort of a freelance job, plays sports regularly, a good friend
>>23611750
loves wine, probably is a chef, i get that kind of vibe from you
>>23611756
loves progressive and alternative rock and metal, dreamed of becoming greater than Satriani, but you broke your arm / fist and can't play as good afterwards
>>23611822
thinks about how she looks waaaay to much, gossips regularly
>>23612546
laid back dude, doesnt care what others think about him, goes with the flow
1/2
>>23612805
is openly an elf and handles bow and arrow like you were born with them
>>23612883
studies languages, very shy, great and loyal friend, volunteers in animal shelter
>>23612901
is a troll
>>23612908
same as above
>>23612987
you want to be the new Elvis Presley
>>23613068
works a minimal wage job and goes to an engineering college
>>23613130
Jackie Chan is your hero, idol and life coach
2/2
>>23613454
Works in IT
>>23613130
Has been involved in an organised crime syndicate for some time of his life
>>23613068
Doesn't know what direction his life is going in
>>23612805
Gamer girl
>>23612883
Has a best friend much prettier than her
>>23613454
>drinking beer and watching sports
Eh, wild turkey and playing plants vs zombies garden warfare
>>23613469
>is openly an elf and handles bow and arrow like you were born with them
God dammit I wish D:
>>23613476
kinda right, you could say I work in something thats tightly related to IT
>>23613489
fuck... i thought about Wild turkey but discarded it
>>23613494
there's always reincarnation, don't sweat
>>23611651
Menthol smoking hipster
>>23611750
Straight edge and judgmental
>>23611756
Alcoholic
>>23611822
Watches family vlogs and make up videos, party central yo
>>23612546
Weird guy at a party that no one knows
>>23612651
Metal head
>>23612883
Bubbly uni student, active in some student organisation
>>23612901
You're like the biggest piece of shit ever
>>23612908
subhuman
>>23612987
Rich parents and an m5
>>23613068
Pushover for grills
>>23613130
Aggressive Asian business manager
>>23613454
Does a lot of DIY projects
>>23613520
sensitive, artistic
>>23613454
longer beard, I just dont think it would suit me or what do you say? You dont have one yourself ;)
>>23614424
damn ID change, it is me
>>23614535
who the hell posts this guy all the time
>>23614535
>>23614537
Dale my man, give it a rest. This is properly autistic.
>>23614563
He's the new Brandon, top tier bait.
>>23614535
>>23614537
dude stop posting so much
I see you nonstop and its annoying
>>23614571
shitty forced memes? Fuck off retard
>>23614439
doesn't like music
>>23614439
Has been single for quite some time now.
>>23613520
Has a relatively large circle of friends.
>>23613454
The older brother
Loves milk and cookies while watching cartoons still.
>>23613130
Thai factory worker.
>>23613068
Pepe in human suit
Would rather quiet and small arrangement over loud parties.
>>23612987
Kpop supa junya.
>>23612883
Freshman.
>>23616663
youre "quirky" tons of friendzoned guys that will do anything you say.
>>23616646
has a very nice appartment
>>23614439
doesnt drink.
>>23613520
sensitive
>>23613454
watches Vsauce and Cody's Lab
>>23611309
epitome of average white male (but still a cool bro)
>>23611316
self esteem issues that no one can fix
>>23611360
says yeehaw unironically all day
>>23611415
is that candy? ??
>>23611436
wears overly large coats because it reminds him of his father
>>23611465
has the personality of a sheet of paper
>>23611472
you think youre a far better person than you actually are
>>23611651
has never done anything involving being a woodsman
>>23611756
the coolest guy
>>23612546
fucking idiot
>>23612805
more psychological damage than id want to stick my dick in
>>23612883
very nice very friendly very sad
>>23612987
josuke irl
>>23613068
has shitty hair because he follows trends instead of determining his own optimal appearance
>>23613454
tries to put his own spin on pop culture fads and ends up making them look even worse
>>23613520
smoke weed every day
>>23616646
likes the worst music
>>23616682
its plastic gums
>>23616729
like dentures? that's honestly fuckin neato, you some kind of teeth doctor?
>>23616663
Probably a total cunt
>>23616766
will be
>>23611309
>>23612651
It's like some sort of aztec white devil totemface
>>23611316
Looks exactly like that redhead who whores around the threads because of her 4'5 size
>>23611351
If I had scissors I'd cut that duck off
>>23611360
Would Dylan manly handclap bicep flex with
>>23611415
Don't stick it in the crazy
>>23611436
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23611465
Makes me wana uppercut your dbag cap
>>23611472
3emotional5me so deep go post it on your facebook
>>23611651
Too manly beard for a too cute face, would rek in bed
>>23611750
Would mistake for someone if wearing turban
>>23611756
You're the guy Phil Collin's sings about
>>23611822
I wonder how much makeup my finger would have if I ran a finger along your face, would most likely look like a dusty car you ran your finger through.
>>23612546
Has shitty sense of clothing style and a neckbeard, but is too chill to give a fuck
>>23612805
Wishes that more than one person understood all of you, hates being bored
>>23612883
Looks like a really fun and loyal friend
>>23612908
Would deck you in the face
>>23612987
Tries too hard to look like you are J-Pop or K-Pop with the girls and some fall for it because they are too stupid and are only out for the race; can't find a person who likes you and would only really be infatuated because of your physical looks.
>>23613068
Fun read, also you look like some sort of DOTA pro even if you don't play it
>>23613130
Them zits in your youth didn't age your face well, also get better hair, you dick
>>23613454
Literal definition of stereotypical IT guy, also not sure if sperging during P&P sessions if I ruin it by testing improv skills
>>23613520
Can't tell race other than DAYM GURL you have one puffy-ass face
>>23614439
Damn totemface stop camwhoring you fuk
>>23616646
Makes my blood boil but probably wouldn't find much else other than work to talk about
>>23616663
LE GASP go reddit
>>23616674
So deep, as deep as me inhaling this joint in Sweden
>>23616682
Beard makes you look like a hobo despite trying to hide your babyface
>>23616711
Worst selfie you have ever taken in your life, will regret it a few months from now. You got too much on your plate already.
>>23616779
Still tries to play the guitar in random places with only 3 chords to hook in the stupid
>>23611309 Fin
>>23611316 You don't assume
>>23611351 Fishcat
>>23611360 Military
>>23611415 Evil
>>23611436 In a relationship
>>23611465 Pic was taken outside
>>23611472 You live alone, possible student
>>23611651 You like gifts, maybe
>>23611651 You drink coffee maybe
>>23611750 You drink water maybe
>>23611756 Not really bald
>>23611822 Salon for females maybe
>>23612546 Parents pay
>>23612805 Vydia
>>23612883 Maybe sister idk
>>23612908 Has can't make out the watch but nice
>>23612987 Does hair every day
>>23613068 Plays an instrument
>>23613130 Fishercat
>>23613454 Into reddit stuff
>>23613520 Smokesweeds everyday
>>23616646 Classy
>>23616663 Interesting hobbies and knows a lot
>>23616674 Has an odd looking cigar
>>23616682 Cool guy
>>23616711 Assuming
>>23616779 Talented
>>23616846
I think it`is ok...
>>23616868
ASSUME thread, not RATE
Left side looks bald, right eye looks weirdly positioned, slanting your head down makes it look like you are pulling your face back and the camera angle doesn't help it either
>>23616877
Ok sorry :(
>>23616846
I actually hate playing guitar for other people even when I'm asked and won't do it. I strictly play to pass time for myself. Although I did have trouble remembering chords so I tend to just make shit up or play with a slide.
I don't understand playing guitar to impress other people. It seems really stupid to me. I've been playing for 14 years and I'm still really bad at it. I actually don't even have a guitar anymore that's in one piece because I have pretty severe anger problems and have eventually destroyed every guitar I've owned.
Your assumption is pretty far from correct.
>>23616867
>Talented
Actually quite the opposite. I've been said to be awful at basically everything I attempt to learn to do. Not matter how much time I invest.
>>23616902
Not having a talent is a talent too
>>23616875
seems like a musician. Cool dude in general.
>>23616779
A giant nerd trying to be cool.
>>23616711
pretty normal. You like sunny skies and blueberry pies.
>>23616682
Nerd, but a cool nerd.
>>23616900
Didn't need to ham it, but that's pretty interesting. If I see an acoustic guitar I just assume just that, and 9/10 times it's just that.
>>23616886
7.5
>>23611309
Always has 2000 more sets when I want to use the weights/machine he's using.
>>23611316
Nymph.
>>23611351
Vain but a bit insecure of her appearance.
>>23611360
Enjoys hunting or some type of manly activity.
>>23611415
Bossy in relationships.
>>23611436
Enjoys a slightly-above-regular type of life.
>>23611465
Good at fixing things.
>>23611472
Liberal?
>>23611641
Normal guy, pleasant to be around.
Uhh didn't realize there were so many people lmao.
>>23611822
A bit too into beauty products.
>>23612987
Interested in fashion.
>>23616711
Sensitive (nice background btw)
>>23616918
Probably is or was into something like Blink 182, My Chemical Romance or Fallout Boy. Probably has tattoos somewhere. Might be able to play guitar or some other type of instrument.
>>23616900
>borderline anger post on a thread where assumption is real
The fuck are you posting for if you are going to answer with a tl;dr carebear story
>>23611316
Underaged & Pregnant
>>23613130
Has money
>>23616711
Doesn't ever r8 in r8 threads
>>23616918
Yes, kind lol!
>>23616931
Ty!
>>23616937
Yes thank u :)
You like gym but not really go until someone say u should so... Because it`is ok body now
>>23616918
im a walking paradox
>>23616918
what about this picture gives the impression i'm trying to look cool you fucking cunt? I don't think I'm cool at all but I do wish I could slit your fucking throat
>>23616951
I'm not angry(well not at that poster anyway). I'm just saying I don't play for other people at all. I was denying their assumption.
>>23616956
Shitposts about the Balkans
>>23616971
Looks like he would happily kick your ass and rape you in front of your family. All while making that same smile.
>>23617008
Into /int/ and /pol/ memes.
>>23616956
>einstein painting
>globe
Smart academic type
>>23616937
Competitive /fit/izen
>>23616942
I was at one point, no and yes.
>>23616985
Best kind of paradox!
>>23616998
lol nvm total psycho
>>23617273
Very kinky, But not a slut.
Will never cheat, but will be a freak in bed with the guy she likes, (Wish I was that guy desu)
>>23616998
>gives compliment
>goes out into passive-aggressive or flat out anger at most posts
Oh
>In a thread where you are supposed to assume, but gets defensive regardless
The mental issues are real
>>23616998
Calm the fuck down, dude.
>>23617284
Got me to a t! Honestly you look like one of my good friends from high school and I got super nostalgic for a sec. Cool dude, would grab a drink with
>>23617294
Hey if you were in Ireland...I'd love to have taken you out x
>>23616971
Sensei spends a little too much time in his guard.
>>23617284
Enjoys LAN parties
>>23616918
Guy already posted my assume so it would just look stupid to post the same thing
Would strangle though!
>>23616998
Nicest guy you've ever met
And twisted fucking psychopath
>>23617302
Kek
>>23617298
Ah, sorry but my heart's in Scotland
>>23617301
which guy though.
>>23617325
Dammit, My father's Scottish if that helps!? Haha.
>>23617273
Who's that behind you?
>>23617332
nice photoshop
>>23617332
Oh wait nvm it's my dad.
>>23617284
>>23617353
>>23616831
that's funny, because I am actually half mexican, half white
>>23617302
I'm just fucking aggravated because
I didn't claim to be a nice guy. I try to be civil toward people. But I can't fucking stand being made fun of and I don't see why this is so funny to everyone.
I've tried fucking everything. Meds, years of therapy,etc I just don't fucking get this shit.
>>23617273
Sorry
>>23617286
I guess I thought I could handle it better than I can. I also wasn't really expecting the assumptions to be so insulting but I should have known better really.
>>23617325
Kinky and loyal.
Also I don't think it's being passive-aggressive to directly confront the things people are saying. My first couple responses weren't even angry at all. I just got mad about her trying to insult me
>>23617387
You threatened to slit a girl's throat dude. That's a bit extreme, don't you think?
>>23617387
>trying to insult
>it was an outright compliment
>>23617273
Okay, one last one.
>>23617393
watches wwe
>>23617409
likes sci fi
Alright guys, it's been fun.
>>23617387
You have issues. That was not an insult, that was a legit concern for your mental well being. See someone.
>>23617409
Love it. Saving.
Ciao, fellas~
>>23617409
Juggalo.
>>23617415
Dry sense of humor.
>>23617430
depends.
>>23617415
Too relaxed to assume anything
>>23617461
true
>>23617415
*sigh*
>unzips pants
Damn you are incredibly pretty
>>23617430
>>23617534
I love it.
>>23617332
wiccan
>>23617415
prefers black men
>>23617284
anxiously waiting for the next royal rumble
>>23617065
can make good food
>>23616971
martial artist
>>23617008
have good taste in music
>>23617415
gonna guess you used to be fat or some hangup, developed personality, became pretty, didn't want newfound attention to be based off looks, became weird and withdrawn or angry, realized futility of fighting and is now resigned to the lustful male gaze.
>>23617428
You seem like a girl I would meet at a house party ,would talk to for hours, exchange numbers with but for some reason it would never come together.
>>23617430
parents have "house at the shore money" . Youre stuck between choosing their life or something different and bigger. you go on semesters abroad to scratch that itch but end up just partying and following the crowd. you will become your parents
>>23618771
Pretty off. Most of my family's blue collar, my dad has a union job but he doesn't really rake in the big bucks. I had to leave collge after a year because of money issues, and that was with a scholarship and aid.
I work as a sailing instructor, and contrary to popular belief it's not a very well paid job verse the labor involved. I'd probably make more working in a kitchen or something.
>>23617428
>You have issues. That was not an insult, that was a legit concern for your mental well being. See someone.
I've been seeing psychiatrists and therapists for over 20 years at this point.
>>23617396
Telling me I'm a nerd trying to look cool doesn't sound very much like a compliment
>>23621835
Yeah it's not, but I think "fuck you" would be a more appropriate retaliation... Not bad enough to warrant "I'm gonna slit your throat" lmfaooo.
>>23611309
That guy who invites himself to the party but brings weed so it's ok.
>>23611316
Used to be a straigt A student but just fucked up
>>23611351
Cool girl, might sometimes take embarassing pictures of you and publish them on facebook
>>23611360
Looks a bit rhouhg but very cool when you know him, likes fishing.
>>23611415
Latina working as a cashier
>>23611436
Well established man yet cuckolded
>>23611465
Is a mechanic, likes soccer, he's cool but a bit selfish
>>23611472
Art studies. 'Nuff said
>>23611641
Your dad used to beat you before leaving family and you fao to /d/
>>23611651
Usually gets drunk
>>23611750
Rich guy, goes to the gym.
>>23611756
Very nice guy, never gets agressive but fucks everyone up when he does.
>>23611822
Yeah, you're constanlty on facebook too
>>23612546
Hipster, so I assume you're douchy and smug exept to your family
>>23612805
Used to waych anime, now you go to lots of party, likes taking pictures
>>23612883
You're just nice, you cried for a yes or a no as a child
>>23612908
Makes a lots of jokes, could make a prank channel (sorry :/ )
>>23612987
You fight people but amways get rekt
>>23613068
Bro
>>23613130
Fan of cars and could beats his wife
>>23613454
History teacher
>>23613520
Pizza delivery man, has an uncommon hobby
>>23616646
Smart ass, racist a/f
>>23616663
Yells at people in the street
>>23616674
Been raped
>>23616682
A bit socially awkward
>>23616711
Wil be a responsible mom
>>23616779
Rough voice for sure
>>23616875
Violent as fuck
>>23616937
Cool man, not a whiteknight but brings girls to their home after parties
>>23616956
Is about to get in a relatipnship
>>23616971
Alpha wannabe
That's all folks
Assume or I will photo shop your pictures
>>23621883
Boy scout desu
assumptions incomming
>>23621883
under 23 years old, not american, at least half gay
>>23617430
overachiever, popular with the ladies
>>23617428
watches a lot of youtube beauty tutorials, listens to EDM
>>23617415
loves having big tits and red hair, most of the time
>>23616918
your gifs are really cute and all but i'd like to see some new pics
i'll post a new one if you do
>>23617008
Spends all night gaming and studying, hasn't slept more than 4 hours a night for six months.
>>23617415
Is really tired of people and disinterested
>>23617430
2Hipster4Lyf
>>23617065
Roger Elliot fanboy
>>23621883
Failing Law School
>>23622031
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>roger elliot
>>23622031
that photo says a lot, how can we assume?
>>23621957
you know the people who did the graffiti
>>23617430
represents american style capitalism
>>23616663
liberal
>>23613454
programmer
>>23613130
hi Eliot
>>23623512
fuck man, your physical form is very appealing to the eye
>>23623517
I could easily say the same to you
whats your hair look like down?
>>23623529
bit messy here but you get the idea
>>23623543
holy fuck thats beautiful
>>23623550
eh, not as blonde and metal as yours :(
>>23623552
who care, not me, still cute
>>23623557
oh stuff it anon, you are desu
>>23623597
come cuddle me rn cutie
>>23622031
Has the same type of job as I do
>>23623499
QT that has a lot of skeletons in the closet
>>23623602
>:) show me more of your wonderful hair first
>>23623607
4 u
>>23623610
man, you kinda look like dead from mayhem, you feeling alright?
>>23623617
I get that a lot actually haha
>>23623631
that's a bit bad then, i presume?
well anyways my wonderful dude, i shall be on my way now
if you ever wish to have a future conversation with me, here's the name:
>>23623664
Is that your skype?
>>23624711
classic nerd
>>23623664
angry with everyone
>>23623610
into metal music
>>23623606
enjoys beer after work
>>23626253
>>23623606
You're a cable tech?
>>23626266
Damn bro are you finish?
>>23611472 you always wonder if you locked the door before leaving the house and it hinders you from ever having a good time out with friends.
>>23611651 gets pigeon holed into the hipster group for looking like a lumber jack. Instead is an insanely intelligent person who everyone always overlooks when they need an answer to something
>>23611822 gets hit on more in a day then a trailer park woman on the show cops. Always gets asked what her ethnicity is on first dates. No one understands your sarcasm so they just assume you're mean.
>>23612987 always gets asked to fix things and help with math related shit.
>>23613454 plays warhammer 40k, guessing tau/eldar. Wonders why no one likes him. Looks like a solid person to hang out with.
>>23612805
Sharp & funny
>>23612883
Biologist
>>23611436
Power couple on par with Morticia and Gomez
>>23611360
Sports 4 dayzz
>>23611309
Calculating, maybe likes body building or scotch. Possibly an engineer
>>23611415
You're crazy super nice and also hard working
>>23611465
Friendly and laid back
>>23611472
Affinity for dick jokes and highbrow literature/movies
>>23611651
Frankly I've got nothing but you're a very handsome man
>>23611756
Super nice. Introspective, pretty zen
>>23611822
Mirin' those lacquerista skills
>>23612546
Laid back and a bit of a slob
>>23612987
Reformed NEET
>>23613454
Nice but a teensy bit cold
>>23613520
Artistically minded
>>23616646
Leans towards manipualtive
>>23616682
Has a genuine passion for food or music
>>23616779
Know it all
>>23616875
Scotch again
>>23616937
Dude the things I'd let you do to my butthole you don't even understand
>>23617008
Intense
>>23617065
hecka smart
>>23617284
smart but unpretentious. probably pretty smart. likes vidja gaems
>>23617415
you're nicer than you come off
>>23617430
pretty dang cool
>>23623512
may or may not have had a dread locks phase
>>23623543
if i had hair as shiny as yours i would be so happy
>>23617430
Avid recycler
>>23617428
Used to be goth
>>23621883
Shy, sometimes viewed as a protective person
>>23621957
Has a thing fro hip-hop culture
>>23622031
Has a daughter
>>23623499
Nordic metal lover
>>23623512
Did shrooms
>>23623543
Gets mistaken for underage b&
>>23623606
Wears a tracksuit
>>23624711
Level 14 bard
>>23627436
Mexican
>>23627578
Close. I have a son. What made you think I have a daughter?
>>23627578
How am I Mexican lol? I'm pale as all fuck..I've never seen a pale Mexican now that I think of it lol.
>>23617415
You're in college, looking to never go back to your home state.
>>23617430
Doctor Who fan, has a fondness for anime and cosplay.
>>23621883
You were in a band in school.
>>23621957
Magic the gathering is your favorite pass time.
>>23622031
You enjoy your job but wish you had more time off, but you don't know what to do with all that time you want. Maybe go on a vacation?
>>23623499
You aren't proud of the people you hung out with in middle school and find joy in low light photography.
>>23623512
I feel like if I would guess your favorite metal band, I would never guess correctly. You enjoy no soda more than Mt. Dew.
>>23623543
You want to cut your hair because you've always imagined what it would look like short, but you're afraid you won't like it and it won't grow back soon enough.
>>23623606
You were in JROTC/ROTC
>>23623610
You're secretly a DC fan when everyone thinks you like Marvel.
>>23623664
Are you seeing your dreams as nightmares? Do you seek meaning behind cryptic codes? Must be a fan of Gravity Falls.
>>23624711
You could kick my ass in any game online.
>>23626266
Hmmm...podcasts...Welcome To Night Vale.
>>23627436
Wanted to be a tattoo artist.
>>23627625
>Time off
>Telecom industry
That's some funny jokes, buddy.
I work a minimum 10 hour, 4 day a week schedule. I'm usually working 12+ hour days.
Rough stuff, senpai.
If I go on Vacation, it's back home to see my son and his harlot mother.
>>23627612
First thing I thought of when I saw the pic was "dad job", so I figured you might have kids. The gender was kinda 50/50, but daughter sounded more right in my head.
>>23627618
No idea. I could just totally imagine you saying something intimidating with a hispanic accent.
>>23627643
I mean, I'm only 22.
>>23627645
Oh wow, I'm just a year younger. I can't really see your face on the picture, only that you're doing electrical work, and for some reason that made me think of you as much older.
>>23627625
Close, i am a licensed artist for Honolulu Hawaii.
>>23627663
I mean, it's pretty decent. I make 14 an hour, get full benefits, free cable and internet. Company van to take home. They provide all our equipment at no cost to us, including five sets of uniforms, boots, etc.
Having three days off each week is nice, too.
>>23627671
Sounds great, to be honest. I'm a student, so I'm living off of a scholarship.
I get free access to a super-computer cluster with 256 i7s and 64 nVidia GPUs. Other than that, no privileges.
>>23627696
I'm going to school to become a SPED teacher. I used to work in SPED before I moved here. I miss it.
What are you studying?
>>23627643
That made me laugh, I needed that, if anything I'd say something to you in German or Russian. Only Spanish words I know are tortilla and cinco de mayo. Don't have a lot of Mexicans on Oahu.
>>23627710
Theoretical physics, but I mostly do astrophysics. Lots of simulations and shit. Cosmology, large-scale structure formation, shit like that.
>>23627711
I'd probably understand basics in both languages. What made you learn either of those languages ?
>>23627731
Living on Oahu for about 5 years, lot of German/Russian tourists wanting to get tattooed. Not a lot of them spoke the best of English so it made my job a little easier by learning it. I don't have the tongue for Japanese/Chinese/Korean, love the women, can't speak any of it for a damn.
>>23614424
Kinda
>>23616663
yeah
>>23616674
not reaaaaaallllly
>>23616682
bingo
>>23616846
ye senpai
>>23616867
got a lot of tree senpai
>>23621867
getting my degree
>>23627507
tryna make some beats
>>23627380
no, I get asked that quite often here
>>23627821
I have the gift of being able to read any language that uses a standard alphabet almost indistinguishably from native speakers, but most of the time, I don't have a clue as to what I read. Hungarian being the best example of that.
>>23627871
I look at facial expressions the most when I have no idea what they're saying.
>>23627901
Might get confusing if they want a tattoo of their loved ones and have to take a massive dump at the same time.
