Assume thread
>>23576822
Sure
>>23576846
Has a gf
>>23576846
A man that can take things in his hand, like if something gets broken or something idk
>>23577570
U like to play warcraft and u do look like a tripper or something, i feel that vibe
>>23576846
You listen to edm
>>23577570
Computer Science major
>>23577625
lives in texas and goes to a fashion school
>>23576846
Has a job that pays well
>>23577570
Likes to play CS:GO
>>23577639
lol im not even from usa xD
>>23576846
so normal
>>23577570
wants to be russian gopnik
>>23577625
studies nursery
>>23577639
addicted to watching footbal
>>23577643
that is his first moustache
I am really edgy and border-like today
Oh god this April fools CSS is worse than puddi puddi or dun dun. Well played japanese guy
>>23577643
Pokes smot fairly often and has friends that you jam out with
>>23577639
Wasn't constipated in this pic, but did want to fart. Hates Madrid fans
>>23577625
Quiet but really opens up with conversation on a subject you're intimately well versed in
>>23577570
Hates studying and homework. Projects are hit or miss - really depends on if you have a clear vision or not.
>>23576846
Goes out drinking with the guys every weekend. Hasn't gotten into or involved in any fights in a year or more.
>>23576846
Eats eggs for breakfast.
>>23577570
Likes gardening.
>>23577625
Sits in parks with girlfriends in the summer to tan.
>>23577639
Votes Trump.
>>23577643
Very caring for others, sadly hasn't gotten much credit for it.
>>23577693
Enjoys spending alonetime in boreal settings. Loves fishing.
>>23577709
I don't even eat fish.
>>23577718
Cool story, bro.
>>23577709
U think im pale?
> By the way, im emo, i dont have any girlfriends
>>23576846
you look happy and content. I hope you are.
>>23577570
you used to skateboard and play hacky sack
>>23577625
you're really social and will have a conversation with anyone about anything.
>>23577639
your family is rich
>>23577643
you work a crappy minimum wage job.
>>23577693
the knife is not for humans... probably
>>23577703
probably in a fraternity
>>23577709
drinks a lot of coffee
>>23577693
Used to scare other kids without talking to them.
>>23577709
Club-going, but prefers bars. Drinks in moderation for the most part
>>23577755
I'd assume you're into art or design, have a great group of close friends, and don't shy away from correcting someone when they're an ass.
I was never in a frat, but get that a lot for some reason. By the way you look like a girl I used to know named Ali to the point it's unsettling.
>>23577703
You used to be good at sport .
>>23577693
You're really shy .
>>23577755
it's for my vegetables
>>23577755
Smokes and drinks a lot of coffee
>>23577709
Is probably getting ready to go clubbing tonight
>>23577703
Really shy towards strangers but opens up to friends and become basically a different person
>>23577693
Was the weirdo in high school and now enjoys the attention from being a pretty woman
>>23577643
Everyone's friends with you, especially the women
>>23577639
You played volleyball in high school
>>23577625
Fuck you're sweet I can't even assume properly.
>>23577570
You played runescape back in 2007
>>23577838
came in their own mouth just to try it and found yourself enjoying it ins a strange way
>>23577570
self conscious and rightly so
>>23577718
I was going to add that actually. That you enjoy fishing but don't care much for eating it.
>>23577744
I didn't pay much attention to your complexion.
>>23577755
You're very correct, more than a litre a day.
You weren't much the center of attention as a child, bit of an outsider.
>>23577797
You're good at this.
>>23577818
Wouldn't mind living somewhere remote.
>>23577838
Your parents have got massive influence on your day to day life.
>>23577923
I don't eat fish because I'm vegan. I'm totally against fishing, hunting and other activities that kill or hurt animals without reason.
>>23577818
cutie
>>23577818
>You used to be good at sport .
Yep, good guess.
You're fairly independent, moved out of your parents' place as soon as you could, and generally don't like being tied down, metaphorically at least.
>>23577838
You are studying in the sciences and are especially interested in robotics and A.I.
And true to a degree. I'm especially bad around strangers my own age, but older people I'm not as uncomfortable around.
>>23577868
Wow, Blue Mountain girl? I'd assume you have an eccentric sense of humor and often kind of alienate uptight people.
>>23577923
Glad I wasn't too far off the mark on at least one of them haha
>>23578088
is a virgin and has an erectile disfunction
>>23578105
loser and hikkimori. Photo was taken during delivering this loser to madhouse. Happy enough?
>>23578088
>>23578100
>>23578105
>>23578115
samefag
nice autism dale
Yeah samefag
>>23576846
Lives somewhere cold
>>23577570
Frequently finds him self up waay to late at the computer
>>23577625
Youre the person who ends up knocking glasses over at parties
>>23577949
Works as a life guard
>>23577838
You hate your job
>>23578198
I am not him!
>>23578251
does a lot of jogging
>>23577949
wants to look good above all things
>>23577838
good cop
>>23577818
eccentric
>>23577755
spends a lot of $$ on her looks. not relaxed
>>23577709
reads male fashion blogs. likes cars
>>23577671
España?
>>23577709
How you know I voted for him
>>23577693
About to cut an apple
>>23577703
Lives in Korea
>>23577709
Works at a clothing store in in sales
>>23577755
Goes to the gym:]
>>23577838
Latino or Mexican?
>>23578293
t.Finland
>>23578656
wants a girl but confused and don't know where to start
>>23578319
keeps things to himself
>>23578293
when nervous, you cannot tell at all
>>23578088
have problems with his work, but manage to somehow work around those
>>23577838
asks alot of random questions,could say you are either too curious or annoying
>>23577755
her dream is having her own clothing line
>>23578672
thinks binary genders are 'problematic'
>>23576846
You shaved your head for a Bane cosplay and kept it because your girlfriend liked it.
>>23577570
Has one of those nervous, kinda nasally laughs, and sold drugs out of a Nova in highschool.
>>23577625
Secretly has a collection of seriously fucked up porn.
>>23577639
You lost both of your eyes in a tragic deep fryer accident.
>>23577643
Wishes that a girl had the initiative to sweep HIM off his feet
>>23577693
Has masturbated while drenched in blood at least once. Can field dress a deer in three minutes flat.
>>23577703
Has a dream of one day having a paranormal-happenings show based around people that died in weird ways
>>23577709
Wanted to be a member of N*SYNC when he grew up
>>23577755
You once had an anime body pillow collection.
>>23577818
You were the kid that drew a lot of lowkey terrifying shit in elementary school.
>>23577838
Was abducted shortly after this photo was taken. The poster is the man now wearing a mantle of his skin.
>>23577949
Has struggled with eating disorders and a stutter for most of his life.
>>23578251
Secretly digs being mistaken for the wrong gender.
>>23578293
Really, really, REALLY digs cuddling.
>>23578319
Is a lazy apathetic fuck
>>23578672
You were always the Straight Man to your friends' goofiness, and often wish you had their humor/charisma
>>23578723
interesting,never thought of that
>>23578692
they are
>>23578892
It's 2016 and nothing actually matters. At this point the people who have made LGBT rights their lifeblood are just looking for anything to hate on for attention.
There are two biological genders, and that's more than enough of them. Stop trying to make society do any more paperwork that it has to.
>>23578713
I has eyes m8
>>23579011
into graphic design and drawing
>>23578912
I only see your back and ass here...likes horseriding
>>23578713
russian ancestors
>>23578672
you looks like I'd imagina a sustainable designer or sth
>>23578912
Hold the phone here, I'm going to need to see more of that perfect ass
>>23578912
You get turned on when men ogle at your large booty.
In the last few years that I've occasionally visited /soc/ and posted in these threads, only one or two people have ever been spot-on with their assumptions.
>>23580605
Swedish
>>23579011
Hates college
>>23578672
Humanities major
>>23581962
perfectionist
>>23580605
good sense of humor
>>23579011
amazing taste in music
>>23582305
good at some kind of manual stuff, woodworking maybe
>>23582512
girls are jealous of your hair and skin
>>23582533
has her personal dream world
>>23581962
has a somali boyfriend
>>23582305
knows how to build bookshelves from scratch
>>23582512
is good at playing an instrument
>>23582533
enjoys pudding
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>23582736
Nah, no music for me anymore
>>23582512
Your hair is great but I think duch long hair doesn't fit any man. Have you considered cutting it?
If you like it keep it though, that's just my opinion.
>>23582305
You aren't much of a leader, you need to have someone to follow
You hang out with people who are at the top of their environment's social ladder, but sometimes you sometimes tell to yourself that they aren't actually all that important to you
You've had at least one girlfriend before, one of them was a 6/10 but you thought she was the cutest woman you ever met at that time
>>23582713
No, I hate woodworking.
>>23582736
No, same thing.
>>23582872
So wrong that I laughed out loud in real life.
>>23582887
I'm drunk, sleepy and spouting shit sorry. Glad you got a laugh out of it
