My son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.
I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself and the rest of my family. Does /soc/ have any ideas on what kind of nice thing I can do for my wife and daughter? I have about 80k saved up.
Send your son to a trade school
With 20k and bank the rest
Main reason I don't have kids. I'll wait another 20 years. Do something for your wife.
>>23559323
It gives me great joy to know that real men still exist.
>>23559323
>>23559341
>real men
OP's son is gay because OP failed as a father. He should have to live with the consequence forever.
>>23559352
At least he's not coddling the dumb fuck.
Spend the money to buy the most luxurious rope you can find and kill yourself. The less baby boomers the better.
Explain to him about the difference between faggotry and homosexuality and please let him know that just because hes gay doesnt mean he has to be insufferable
>>23559386
>Retarded Faggot Detected
>OP has high school aged son
>Presumes is a baby boomer
Retard dont you know? Baby Boomers are already becoming grandparents
>OP is referred to as Gen X
>>23559390
I think kids nowadays know for the most part. I know my nephew isn't a fucking caricature.
just do the american thing and shame him into suicide
>>23559399
Yeah, too bad a lot of my cousins and peers who're "straight" are fucking faggots
Like what happened to just being a dude
Why does everyone have to be this special sort of something extra
>dad has pictures of Hitler saved and posts on an anime message board
Did the kid even have a fucking chance?
>>23559489
kek
>>23559489
Litrellynothing wrong with that, stop being a lefty faggot.
>>23559352
this
>>23559323
What did you do to turn him gay OP? You should use that 80k to buy a gun and kill yourself. At least that might scare him straight.
>>23559489
Fucking this. Do the world a favour and don't procreate, /r9k/.
