>DREAM GUY/ DREAM GIRL THREAD
You will meet your soulmate in this thread, I promise.
Lick my shit stained asshole
Me:
6'2
Hazel eyes
White
Ambitious
Assertive
Reads
Lifts and likes fitness
kind of a dick
>pic related
Her:
>tall
>thin/fit
>white
>Wants traditional relationship
>ambitious
>interested in fitness (running, lifting,etc)
>religious
>sexually inexperienced
>>23557705
kik: rocketlewes
>tfw no obese clingy girl
Skype: mr.bubbles6838
Reminder that you're here forever. At least if you're a dude. Some of the girls I've seen posting for years too.
>Dream girl
someone who is willing to talk about hobbys n shit, no matter how degenerate they are whether its shitposting or anime or something like that
I just want someone that genuinely wants to talk to me rather than me sending the first message EVERY time and then waiting for 10 min while they message "not much" back
everyone has something to talk about every day, I just want someone to share my shit with and maybe help them out with theirs
>dream girl
girl
Snap chat me hoos2alex
>>23557705
Thin fit
Good luck m8
7/10 girl that likes videogames and has social problems i can relate with.
Fuck.
Me (pic related):
>6'3.5"
>White
>Dark Brown hair
>Hazel eyes
>musician/guitarist
>i make kind of lofi noisy post-punk and experimental rock
>very manic/depressive, can be really hyper/goofy at times and lethargic/sarcastic others
>Reads a lot
> Activities consist of making music, aimless driving, watching weird flix, and wandering around town
Her:
>goofy, laid back and clumsy
>preferably brown hair and green eyes
>sexually inexperienced but eager to explore
>healthy and fit
>goals in life aren't as much of a priority as the here and now
>doesn't take herself seriously
>athletic/fit
>massive swinging jugs
>>23558737
7/10
dude 6/10 is the g-spot 7/10 is reaching, especially here
and if youre gonna give me the >dream girl then why not just ask for a 10/10
>>23558781
I keep it real , mayne.
Depending on the girl i would actually settle with a 6/10 desu. I have weird tastes.
>>23558770
Here's a pic that isn't wonky
>>23558789
on average 6/10 is what most people (both male and female) are rated here
I guess having weird taste is a good explanation tho
>>23557669
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
NICE TRY OP
My dream girl wouldn't be here. My dream girl would hate /soc/ and everything it stands for. Just a bunch of shallow awkward idiots looking for sex and the other half a bunch of attention seeking whores.
10/10 for trying
>>23558795
>that isn't wonky
oh yes it is...oh the pic, not your face....
>>23558953
Same, my dream girl would be a qt Japanese girl who doesn't whore herself out online
I'm here. Now where in the fuck is my soulmate, m8?
Me
>5'1, 95lbs
> nurse
>long brown hair, brown eyes
>I love to hike, and do yoga
>also love backpacking
> I love nights spent inside cuddled up and reading, but I can also enjoy a night out drinking
Him
>tall
>smart/ has direction in like and his motivated
>likes to read and cuddle and hike
>easy going
>likes to get drunk just to two of us and cool thai good or something random like that
My dream guy would be someone who actually FUCKING LOVES ME GODDAMNIT PLZ SOMEONE BE THERE FOR ME EVERYDAY
(If he's attractive with a sense of humor and over 6 ft tall that's a bonus.)
>>23558988
Japanese girls are actually huge bitches and not as pure as you think.
>>23559055
An attractive girl who likes backpacking. Where have you gone and hope to go?
>>23559064
I've done SE Asia and I'm going thought Europe August, I'm planning on doing London- France - Amsterdam - Ibiza - and Barcelona
>>23559055
>prepare your anus
>>23559063
I think he meant 2d. Only good girls desu senpai
>>23559055
Where are you from?
>>23559062
y-you want a beta orbiter who will message you everyday and expect 10 min later replys from you?
>>23559062
Hi.
If nothing else my puppy will probably want to hang out with your cat all the time.
>>23559095
I want a fruitful relationship with someone who loves me as much as I love them. Haven't much use for an orbiter.
>>23559100
Post pics of the pup
>>23559078
Now when you say backpacking are you talking like hiking 5 days into the mountains or are you talking living out of a backpack out of hostels still in a mostly inhabited area? What part of Southeast Asia? I was going to make a trip to Cambodia a while back but I started a new job and had to put it off but I'm hoping to go within the next few years
>>23559062
Do you like old, creepy, guys? Of course you do, who wouldn't?
>>23559108
This one's a few months old, she's bigger now.
>>23559103
sounds pretty romantic, but are you actually trying to find someone on here? or are you just one of those who kill time by posting?
>>23559086
Ah, that makes sense then!
>>23559131
I'm killing time and being truthful. Doubtful I'd find my soul mate in the shit hole that is /soc/, though
>>23559109
I've done and enjoy both! And I was in Cambodia for almost a month! I loved it! One of my favorite country's out there!
>>23559138
But please do tell about your experinces with jap girls.
>>23559094
Canada
Me:
18 years old
1.72 tall
Sense of humor
Not fat
Really pervert
Her:
I'm not expectinf nothing, I just want a girl that loves me, pervert and reply quickly lol
>>23559145
Dang for a whole month, did you pick up on your Khmer or did a fair amount of people speak English? I have yet to backpack in that sense but i love getting out for a long weekend. I just went for 3 nights a couple weeks ago
>>23559149
A friend of mine lives in Japan and he tried to have a girlfriend there. She hadn't had a bf in a long time and pretty much all she did was use him for money, tell him he wasn't tall enough (even though he was taller than her and her friends) and would put him down in front of people.
I've heard stories from guys on the site that had similar cases, but it could just be bad luck and I'm only hearing the worst of the worst.
All I can say is dating there sounds flipping backwards and horrible from what he's told me, so I can understand why so many men prefer their 2D perfection and onaholes.
The only experience I personally have is his Japanese roomie developing a girl crush on me because of my voice. She'd ask me to say words in Japanese, told me I sounded like a voice actress and a doll and would giggle and squee when I spoke.
He tried to have a relationship with her as well, but I think she wasn't really into him...Probably because I make the Japanese girls wetter than any man.
>>23559186
There is a lot of English but I picked up on some of it, the owner of a hostel I was staying at had some kids and they'd come talk to me and teach my some basic Khmer!
>>23559199
It's a really funny sounding language. My mom and her side of the family spoke it with me growing up but it's been so long I'm pretty basic on it myself. You were closer or in Penh I take it? I hope you were able to get out and see the Angkor Wat and rural side. Im seriously really really jealous. Do you have and picture you'd like to share from the trip?
I honestly don't have much preferences all that's important to me is that we get along and you can't really find that out until you talk if anyone is interested I'm 18 6 ft tall I've got brown hair and blue eyes id send pics on kik my kik is ChickenMonkeyDinoCat
>>23559055
Tall is about all I got going for me here
>>23559062
I'm 6ft and most people say I'm funny but everyone has a different sense of humor
>>23559198
I assume he knew japanese pretty well.
How long did it take him, to realize he was being used?
2d is just betteer overall. Backwards, more like its completely broken, weird expactaions, must be becauses of 2d.
Huurrr hurrr a japanesse lesbo don't get full of yourself kiddo.
>>23559272
He's decent, but still does need work. It took about three or four months for everything to finally hit him, but I think he mostly lasted that long because it was only his second gf and he didn't want to let go.
I have to agree about 2D and I am excited for virtual reality porn to grow. Please God let me live long enough to be fugged by Uncle Dante.
Sorry my ego got out of control. It happens once in a blue moon and something about getting compliments from lesbians or girls in general gives me the feeling of ultimate power.
>>23559151
how many cum loads do you swallow per week (roughly)?
how often does chad orgasm in your rectum?
do you fart out your vaginal/anal creampies and drink them?
why do you hate sexually frustrated guys who have never so much as touched a girl
>>23559062
Wow, Petrine
>>23557705
what do you mean by "traditional relationship?"
>>23559426
What do you mean?
>>23559458
Hmm.. You really look like this one person I know.
Can post a different picture? From a different angle or something
>>23559462
Who do you think I am? Is Petrine a name lmao
>>23559477
It is.
Eh, just a friend I used to talk to. You'd do me a favour if you reassured me
>>23559486
Here's an awful pic because I have no other selfies on this phone
>>23559495
Ah. Thanks.
Quite a cutie though. Wanna talk?
>>23559497
I look like a crackhead in that second pic, but thanks. Snapchat?
>>23559495
>>23559389
Answer you fucking little cumwhore
>>23559505
Honestly, I refuse to even read that post.
>>23559503
Sure.
SC: Bluecatflower
>>23559507
Why? is it because you assume i have below average facial aesthetics?
>>23559521
No, you're vile.
>>23559497
Wow lol, what a faggot. Does that ever actually work?
>u look exactly liek dis gurl i kno
>srsly it freeky pls post another pic
>o nvm not her but ur cute let's talk bby
Contact fags have evolved. Doesn't change the fact that you're a repulsive fat fuck
>>23559525
Then hop of chad thundercocks dick and fuck a loser and maybe i will be less vile
>>23559525
Wow you seem awesome :)
I don't have a snap but do you have a kik by chance? Would love to talk more ^_^
>>23559530
Have I been le rused? I couldn't care less if they were fat anyways.
>>23559540
Of course it's bullshit buddy. It worked once upon a time to get basic female attention so this desperate fag defaults to it
>>23559540
Question for the female poster;
Why do women want sexually frustrated virgins to suffer for eternity? what is your agenda? i mean i know you love chads semen and all but is that all it is
Word around town.
>>23559565
Slug serves loud
>>23559521
I bet pic related gets your disgusting semen encrusted vagina really moist, don't forget to use mouthwash after you swallow chads load
>>23558770
I actually fit this completely except I'm only a D-cup, which isn't massive imo
Me
>21
>5'7
>very nerdy
>vegetarian
>love to go out camping and hiking
>loves tv and movies, and I like to think/ talk about them
>love to cook
>pretty affectionate
Her
>shorter than me
>average weight/ chubby. Not into really skinny girls or overly hefty
>plays video games
>enjoys art in some way
>is okay with being goofy together
>doesn't take herself too seriously
>will actually love me for who i am
Honestly, i just want acute, nerdy girl to cuddle with on my couch and play DS and Xbox with while curled up under a blanket, just after cooking dinner together after i get out of work.
>>23559540
>>23559495
Which country
>>23559445
I'm pretty masculine and prefer a GF who is more feminine.
I will provide her with what I work for. I expect a good return on investment e.g. positive attitude, encouraging demeanor, kindness...etc.
If the relationship went somewhere, "traditional" would mean she takes care of the home and I take care of being a good leader e.g. ambitious work, lots of money, sexy as hell.
Does she still come here?
>>23559062
Do you have any more pictures of your cat?
>>23559143
Why is that? Where are you from?
>>23560505
He was not very tall, but very stocky and strong, with a cold and terrible appearance, a strong and aquiline nose, swollen nostrils, a thin reddish face in which very long eyelashes framed large wide-open green eyes; the bushy black eyebrows made them appear threatening
i look like vlad the impaler if that turns u on
Me:
>likes vidya and reading
>likes Chinese takeaways and nights in
>unambitious and complacent
>inexperienced
>wants a quiet and peaceful life
Her:
>not a sjw or nazi either, just normal
>intelligent and quiet maybe shy
>religious/spiritual mabybe a hippie
>likes video games maybe
>>23557692
yup, thats my soulmate righ there^
Me
>28
>6'1"
>Blue Collar
>Self educated/Enjoys learning
>Outgoing introvert; I like small groups of people chilling and I'm in my element, life of the party, etc.
>Smoker, drinker
>Great job, but I work nights
Her
>Short
>Curvy
>Gorgeous eyes
>Comfortable with affection
>Likes being taken care of sometimes
>Outspoken and passionate
>>23560515
>LOTR posters
If I put on a wig can I be your gf
>>23560523
I'd probably consider it
>tfw dream grl of half of this thread because everyone's expectations are this low
Hue
My dream girl:
>white
>under 23
>not chubby or fat
>lives in the UK
>short black or brown hair
>taller than 5"6
>plays online video games regularly that's not just MOBAs or weeb games
>shy but assertive and doesn't mind initiating things both in and outside of the bedroom and knows what she wants
>has some interesting hobbies outside of anime and manga
>likes drinking but not an alcoholic
>loyal and honest
>clingy and possessive
>kinky
>likes travelling and will travel with me
>maybe a virgin but the less sexual partners the better
>romantic
>wants a relationship and maybe taking things offline
I don't care about money education or anything like that, just don't be a NEET.
If you meet any of these you can send me an email:
[email protected]
>>23557669
Me:
22 years old
5'8
Blue-grey eyes
Black hair
Working out
Reserved
Has lots of interests
Ambivert
Loves outdoors
Likes to take care of their partner
Inexperienced in bed but likes to explore
Him:
smart
funny
tall
protective and caring
>>23560678
Sounds like a fantastic start, where are you from?
>>23557669
My dream man:
>doesn't post 786532578x's on /soc/
>cognitive abilities/capacity greater than mine
>taller than I, and not too skinny
>gives a shit about personal hygiene
>would be able to go out with me to a 5 star restaurant and not embarrass me, or just general gentleman-like mannerism, and aware of formal etiquette
>^basically knows how to behave appropriately in every situation
>provide copious amounts of amazing sex
>pushes me to better myself without being a dick
>but still loves me for who I am
>has an interest in the arts as well as science, and is able to discuss/appreciate the two as a whole and not only as two separate entities
>vidya every few weeks or so
>loves the outdoors, but also appreciates the city
>cynical sense of humor
>the list goes on.....
My dream man doesn't exist.....
My dream girl:
Black
20-40
Cute Face + Adorable Smile. Nice thick lips
Virgin
Curvaceous BBW with massive tits and huge ass
Geek/Gamer
Gentle-Dom/Open to Kink
Doesn't smoke, do drugs, or have piercings and tattoos, and isn't a feminist. STD free
Doesn't shave or wear makeup.
Is smart, sweet, caring, affectionate, and funny.
Lives in Southeast US
Let's see if OP is lying.
>>23561079
Also...
>preferably caucasian
>24 years of age or older
>5'11"+ ( I am 5'5")
>>23560678
look at me
>>23557705
>>23557717
>>23559055
i'm in europe (sth of France) and have travelled around a bit so know the ins and outs. add me if you want, skype's greg101612. will probably be travelling somewhere in August as well
>>23561139
>mfw that description is me except 5'10
>mfw /soc/ is full of people who will never fukken talk
Me:
German
1.80
blue-grey eyes
just living my life
hanging around, some weekends meeting friends
like creative work (writing,painting,poetry,...)
ask me
>her:
>goodhearted
>idk
>>23561139
These are all me...describe yourself a bit more please?
Me (pic related)
>age
18
>sex
Male
>country
Between sweden and russia
>introvert, recovering from highschool trauma and high social awkwardness, huge nerd and play vidya and watch anime and weeb shit and movies a lot
>her
Around same age, can be older by all mean, part of my older woman fetish
>interests
Shares some of my interests, vidya and movies enough
>personality
Kind, not a bimbo with just a sweet ass and 10/10 body, and is also a bit awkward so we could relate
>tfw realize it wont happen
>probably die by an hero within 5 years
Me
>Height:185 CM
>Age:20
>Blue eyes
>Thin and fit
>Jewfro (not a jew tho)
>Hobby cook
>student
>Not socially shut in.
He/She/It
>Likes nature
>Healthy, so no eccesive amounts of alcohol, no smoking, not under or overweight
>Can relate to nerd hobby's
>Likes good food.
>European. Time zones are a bitch when chatting.
>Intelligent enough to talk with about more than just vidya and series.
>age 18-25
>>23562094
185? You're taallllll.
Skype?
>>23562112
Nah. I have kik tho.
>>23562136
Damn, I only skype. I don't get on with kik.
Ideal girl:
>20-26
>Shy
>Submissive
>Preferably average/slim body
>Dark hair, long
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself, educated
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required to be daily, but often as we see fit)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive, can deal with/enjoy my banter when depressed or long winded talks/stories
>Puts effort into the relationship
>Does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets (I do love cats)
>Loyal
>Honest
Me:
>24, male
>dark, long, curly hair
>introverted
>quiet, to myself
>easy going
>>23559372
You learn as you go, hopefully he has better luck next time. Soon my friend 2d will rule.
Is getting a compliment from a guy tountamount to free candy everyday these days?
>>23559561
Lel
>>23559622
Cute pic
>>23560345
Good taste
>>23561079
Good taste, almost every girls dream man though.
Take a shot at me faggots, i'm pretty much perfect
Bi
Skype: dale515100
Me:
>25
>5'9"
>Complete Sperg
>Skinnyfat
>NEET
Her
>Completely bald
>Porcelain white or grey skin
>Actually scrap that, can moduate skin color at will
>Complete black eyes, iris, pupil, whites.
>Sinewy figure
>3"+ long clitoris
>Retractable teeth
>Vagina full of tentacles
>4' prehensile tail
>Pisses chilled beer if you squeeze her nips
>Sexually adventurous
>Completely infertile
>Explosive, messy orgasms
>me
very short, chubby blonde with green eyes and glasses. i like to bake and i think about my future cat every day. i care too much about people
>him
very in tune with his emotions and is open to talking about them. has to be really patient and empathetic. really good at video games (this is important). sexually sadistic. has a cool talent like music or art that he takes pride in. long hair with dark eyes
Kik me loug961 m 19 fl
Him:
>21-27
>taller than me but really doesn't matter
>I like both twigs and "dad bods"
>likes the same music, or at least can stand my taste in music
>long hair pls
>is down with talking to me all the time but is also cool with not talking some times
>is also down with me being cuddly all the time, I just like you? Okay?
Other than that, I don't think I really have a type, just all depends on that connection. Not looking for anything here really, just having fun.
>>23563878
Other than the long hair, That sounds like me. And you actually fit my perfect girl pretty well
>>23561079
I exist but you come off as an entitled "blonde" and I doubt your worth is as high as you hold it I feel like you'd be more of a weight to drag then a good partner
But who knows assumptions and such
>>23561079
>5 star restaurant
How you know when someone's an absolute fucking pleb trying to look classy.
>>23565587
There's other signs then that but agreed
>>23558770
this is literally exactly me except I'm almost flat chested
>>23559622
hi I'm vegetarian and I love Pokemon, hiking and camping, and cooking and almost never take myself seriously to a fault what's up
>>23563634
>Is getting a compliment from a guy tountamount to free candy everyday these days?
I really like candy, anon...
It's mostly because I see men on here say "You're perfect" to girls over the simplest thing, which makes me roll my eyes at how easily they can spew bull.
A girl saying something kind to another on an anonymous board feels nice because they're probably being more honest than a horny dude who is hoping for contact info and photos.
There have been a few times where men say very sweet things that sound genuine and like it comes from their heart rather than their weenis though, so I'm not a man-hater or anything despite what I sound like.
>>23564629
>>23564629
Pls be in Australia
ideal bf:
>can help motivate me out of bed when im being a lazy piece of shit instead of enabling it
>would go swimming with me down a river
>doesn't afraid of anything
>likes cooler music than me, dresses better than me, probably smarter than me too
>playing an instrument is ++
>interest in the paranormal is +++
>some freaky amalgamation of /out/fa/x/
>dry sense of humor
me:
>weak and kind of a loser
>hardworking
>black hair that's always messy
I get the feeling that if he does exist, I wouldn't find him here
>>23565765
Lose the paranormal and the instrument and that's a pretty reasonable summary of me. Are you a qt?
>>23565660
It's the analogy that counts. I don't think after 6 or 7 months you'd appreciate it as much as the first week/ you'd be sick of it.
>probably being more honest than a horny dude who is hoping for contact info and photos.
Like a horny lesbo?
But your less likely to find one of those.
Yep, once you've been around the block a bit it's quite easy to tell.
Didn't get that impression your fine.
>>23565765
Even if he was on here, im not too sure he'd be intrested.
Only positive trait for yourself was hardworking
>>23558770
>>23561079
>>23561139
All of these but i'm 20. Where do you live?
me
>female
>IQ of 125
>short, fit, green eyes, dark hair, small tits, great ass
>loves all kinds of sports, documentaries, fashion
>dressed well, studying to become a bartender
Ideal bf
>tall
>doing some sort of sport, ideal would be hockey or basket
>not quite as high iq as i have
>loves life
>social, likes meeting new people
maybe someday
>>23566125
Where?
>IQ of 125
>Bartender
Why?
>>23566155
Sweden
Had this job at a fancy bar, came across alot of business men, i have a love for people and being social, this job makes me happy for now. Tho I might become something else in the future, im still rather young, 20.
>>23566171
>183cm
>Gym 3 times a week, amateur
>approx 130 IQ
>enjoy life but worried about the future
>can be social and meet new people and enjoy it if i'm comfortable
>>23565765
Dude post moar about yourself. You like cats or dogs? Nobody has time for your low self-esteem.
>>23566125
Tall:
Yes, for international standerds.
Some kind of sport: Yup, I swim and ride bicycle
Social: Yep.
IQ: No idea, never did a test, not interested in it.
Loves life: I love most of it.
>Want to read more?
>>23562094
Bonus info: I am life guard as hobby/summer job
>>23560863
UK, North
>>23562136
Okay faggot I set this shit for you. you better be hot.
queeblo.
>>23565649
Wanna message me on kik? Artfan432
>>23565779
I'm pretty much average, people say I'm unapproachable at first so I don't get very many people talking to me unless they are into a niche thing
>>23566029
oh no you figured me out
>>23566290
I'll add a few more
>I want 12 dogs, I have a friend who breeds huskys and I go over to her house and lay on the floor and just let them crawl all over me. There is nothing better than that
>As soon as I wake up I usually go for a long walk around town
>not officially employed but I do side jobs, clothing repair, babysitting, demo, painting, etc (hoping to be a waitress soon too)
>I'm doing this to eventually afford a car and go to art school
>I want to make friends but I don't know where to start
Me:
Average-overload incoming:
>Male
>5'10"
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>Skeleton
>Unable to grow beard
>Poorfag
>Heavy smoker
>Recovering alcoholic/stoner
Soulmate:
Don't want to set standards, since they may get in the way of engaging in fulfilling conversation, which would be a shame.
Say, I meet someone who I find physically not particularly attractive and decide to brush off any talk with said person because she's not a 5'4" sex-crazed, emotionally unstable scene grill with a D cup,
and rather a 6'4" Icelandic Titanborn whale-fisher who makes my scrawny ass look like a level-1 companion in the shittiest RPG ever made with a booming voice that could dislodge the sharpie I stuck up my ass 3 years ago
when I rolled trips in a thread and would be called a faggot if I didn't do it.
I'd be crazy to not engage in conversation with this whoa-man,
since she'd probably have the better story to tell considering she could crush my head like a ripe pear between her butt-cheeks,
and I'd love to hear such a story if it means looking past her (probably) mangled face from fighting a polar bear in the midst of a blizzard, and her (most definitely) fish-stenched breath.
I would find a soulmate in this behemoth of a woman, not for what she may offer me through pursuit, but through having me by her side in one of her Kafka-esque adventures: dropping jaws as low as my libido where-ever she may roam.
For what a story it would make:
to walk in her towering shadow to the depths of hell and back,
and long for such awe again when I find myself in the arms of she whom I thought I'd love through countless hours of wishful pondering,
for I am common and bland,
and without my tales,
I have no love to share.
>tfw there are no more Titanborn
>>23566451
Do you wanna chat anon? You sound like we'd get on.
>>23565765
Are you a guy or a girl?
If you're a girl, we'd near-perfectly fit together.
>>23564629
same for you
>>23559055
ditto for you.
>>23565765
you sound nice. I'm pretty close to all this, except my clothes aren't the best. play an interest, have some liking of the abnormal, but meh~ don't mind the mind the weak and kind of a loser part as well, not everyone on here is a Nietschean militarist
>>23565765
I fit a lot of those. Post a pic of yourself?
>>23557669
>You will meet your soulmate in this thread, I promise.
I'm in Mexico, I will never ever find my soulmate in here
>>23557669
It's true, Kate Bush is my dream girl.
me: (pic related describes me pretty well im very chill)
Her:
short
cute
skinny or chubby idm just not fat
nice
loyal
can show affection
puts up with me and all my faults but will still grill me if im being a little bitch
submissive is a big plus
>>23560515
Hi, anon
I rike your Totoro poster
Which state/country?
Me
>Male
>White
>Dark brown wavy hair
>Green eyes
>5'8
>lean physique
>IQ test score averaged to 134
>Likes boxing
>Does Art
>Cosplays
>Like Anime, Movies, and Film
>Well dressed
>129 lbs
>Honest
>Doesn't smoke
>no tattoos or piercings
Ideal Gf
>Blonde
>Hair that goes to the neck
>5'4
>Skinny
>Big Breast
>Nice face
>doesn't smoke
>Submissive
>no tattoos
>blue eyes
>Pale
>Virgin
>Accent
>No gauges ear
>likes weapons
>likes anime and video games
>/fit/
>Nice legs
>Kind
>Honest
>strong
>>23567690
Why no picture?
>>23568556
i don't photo well
Me
>dude
>jew-lookin' but actually spainish
>brown hair
>manlet
>tryin' to git musclefat
>love cartoons
>super emotional when it comes to a lot of things
>love vidya
>bearded
>chill
>silly, usually making some stupid joke that'll offend somebody somewhere
>sucker for oldschool shit
>into fantasy shit and sci-fi shit
>sometimes dress like a slav, lumberjack Tommy Vercetti, or just rock a hoodie
you
>loyal
>not tryin' to make me do shit i don't wanna
>shares some of my interests
>patient
>affectionate
>don't treat me like shit
>bein' a weeb is a-okay
>up for whatever, when we're hanging
>not always on their phone
>if you're a dude, girly/trap/femboy
>sense of humor
>in for the long-run
>>23571389
UK?
Me:
>tall
>white
>long red/brown hair, freckles, whole nine
>somewhat religious
>loves the outdoors
>awkward but not shy
I'm not very smart but I'm a perpetually happy person. I like reading, gardening, video games, and dogs.
Him:
>tall
>white
>likes kids and animals
>easygoing
>genuinely kind
>shares some interests
>not overtly sexual
I'd prefer a more traditional relationship
>>23559055
>tall
fuck
>>23559495
you look great, wanna talk on skype or something?
dreamy girlie
>wants to like hang out and stuff
>will watch some cool old movies and maybe some new ones and fall asleep on the couch
>plays some dope vidya, classic PS1/2 rpgs and random indie trash
>qt
>wears a lot of socks
>let's go hiking some time, woodland adventureeeee
me
>I have a good job
>bitches like guys with jobs
>>23573368
you sound amazing, what country are you from?
>>23559538
Posts like this make me really happy. All the ugly, evil autist subhumans are getting what they deserve. The crashing and burning of the millennials is the first time in my life I've really seen a decent number of people get exactly what they deserve. It's like the universe cracked and I can just see some light shining through from a universe where justice is the rule, rather than entropy.
>>23565765
you sound pretty cool, wanna chat?
>>23574396
USA
>>23574491
well shit, worth a shot
>>23574400
>All the ugly, evil autist subhumans are getting what they deserve
would it anger you to know that i'm both ugly and wealthy, the only thing i don't have is a gf
>>23574527
No, because you'll be dead soon and there's a good chance I'll get to watch.
>>23574527
Gib money and I will be your friend
>>23574537
>No, because you'll be dead soon
is that a threat? feels good to be superior
>>23574554
It's not a threat and you're not superior. You're probably not rich either. But society is collapsing specifically due to idiots like you and when oil gets just that bit too expensive to be entitled anymore, subhumans like you are toast. It's coming sooner than you think.
>>23574577
so wait.. you're saying ugly people are undeserving of life for being ugly?
>>23568293
England
Alright let's do this thing.
Me:
>21 5'6 Brown hair and brown eyes
>love of puzzles and any mental exercises
>there's not many people out there I can't befriend. I enjoy make those around me happy
>generally upbeat and forward thinking, I'm usually very calm and go with the flow
> occasionaly suffer from deep bouts of depression. Life goes on.
Her:
>a girl who knows the world could end tomoorow and is willing to laugh about it, a general carefree spirit.
>down for some video games
> analytical mind, preference for logic over emotional reaction.
>colorful eyes, really anything but brown.
>anything less than chubby.
>somewhere close to my age
>someone who's happy just floating through life with me and just letting what happens happen
>love of music is a plus, singing is a double plus.
>honest and open communicator, this is by far the most important attribute. I hide nothing and expect the same, no one's perfect.
That's about it. Height and hair colors never really mattered to me. Though if i had to pick id say green and blonde.As long as I can make an intellectual connection with a girl though I'm happy
I guess I'll advertise. So here's me:
>Male, Straight, 21
>5'6in~/165cm~ in height, 50kg~ in weight
>From Lithuania, now I'm at UK, Scotland, Fife
>Was part of a Russian minority so I consider myself Russian
>Going to college, doing acting and drama, extremely passionate about it, also part-time waiter
>Fit but nothing special, I do a lot of physical work
>I listen to all kinds of songs, but there's some genres I don't really like
>I like to watch movies from time to time, but mostly to see how other actors do their work, old soviet films have the best actors
>I like to play video and pen and paper games
>Not one to give up on anything, extremely determined/stubborn
>Pretty lazy when I have free time, like to lie in bed with my laptop on my stomach, but I would love to start doing something else, like going out
>Read like 30 Terry Pratchett novels if that counts for something
>Like to talk about just anything, from pointless things to philosophy, though I might talk too much
>Very competitive, especially when it comes to acting
And her:
>18 ~ 24
>Not chubby or fat, sorry
>Clever
>Attractive
>Preferably somewhere in Scotland or UK
>Personality-wise I don't mind too much, unless you're crazy, manipulative or mean-spirited
If you're interested and want to see a photo, skype: g1ebguy
>>23576271
Also why am I Geoffrey Moreno, I am not Geoffrey Moreno, I am Gleb Jepimachov.
Me
5'5,110 lbs, 18,
Native American, light brown skin.
Orange, brownish hair,
Practicing French and German
Writes a lot, reads, draws,
Experienced in bed,
I'm very shy and quiet so you have to make the first message.
Submissive/dom,
Very kinky,
smoke a lot of weed, and drinks.
HIM
Eh just don't be too fat or too skinny,
Beards are cool,
Kind of crazy,
Can play guitar, or piano, saxophone
Must write, read, and draw.
NOT RELIGIOUS.
Likes laying around cuddling and watching Rick and morty or something
Likes to drink and smoke weed
Experienced in bed. Or not whatever
Kind of an asshole.
German guy, no Jew fros
Can't be shorter than me.
Likes to be dominant, submissive.
Can speak in German,
German accent.
Pretty much anyone who loves me and is willing to talk to me
I work a lot. I put in about 45-55 hours a weeks. Sometimes more.
>>23573086
sadly not, my friend
His name is John, he's out of my league and we'll never be together, but oh well... what can i do?
Me
6ft
22
Brown Hair
Blue Eyes
Gym everyday
196lbs
I stay busy with school work and gym so little free time honestly.
However when I do get free time I go to bars, or drive through mountians to hike and sometimes just relax at home.
I do like traveling though like to Hawaii this Summer.
Her
I'm not too picky honestly. I'll adjust to just about anyone I just have a few qualities I don't like and those are.
Lazy
Egotistical
Non apologetic
Of course everything starts with somewhat of a physical attraction. So she can't be wider then me which my waist is a 32 in jeans and probably end up smaller in the next month though but I'll keep it 32.
>>23576482
I meet most of those qualities. I dont smoke weed but I drink, im also not a musician.
>>23576872
Cool, got Skype ?
>M
>25
>Tall / Skinny w/ some muscle
>CO, originally from FL. I move alot.
>FT Electronics Repair Tech
>PTSD / MDD
>Savant when it comes to Engineering
>Great in bed but don't really care for sex
>Physically active, nonsmoker, nutritional diet
>Chronic marijuana user (mostly concentrates)
>Big imagination, former sketch artist
>Little too romantic, clingy af
>Kind of sensitive but I aint no bitch so I hide it
>Entrepreneurial, currently working on green biotech startup.
>Not sheltered and pretty desensitized, morbid humor
>Libertarian / Ancap
>Pantheist / Taoist
>Likes FPS and MMOs, into cyberpunk themed animu
Her
>Down to earth and not very judgemental
>Skinny/Avg
>Eyes that stop a man in his tracks
>Loves cuddling 24-7
>Not sexually active
>Open to new ideas, or trying new things
>Intellectually stimulating
>Optimistic, patient, able to cope w/ occasional man period.
>Goal Oriented
>Liking vidya a plus, especially if pokemon / fps / mmorpg
>Not materialistic, able to pack a single bag to travel.
>Likes to cook, will cook fire noms with me
>Doesn't wear a lot of makeup
>Decent taste in music, doesn't mind electronic or rap.
>Pretty girl hands
>Long girl neck
>>23557705
>kind of a dick
>honest
