I haven't seen an Ideal Mate Thread (IMT!!) in forever. I worked so hard on mine haha.. I'll post mine after and give you a cute pic for thread pic?
It will work right?
Ideal female
Outdoorsy, willing to go on brutal mountaineering trips
Sharp as a knife
Preferably jewish
Wears glasses
Is super kind and expressive
Hi guys. It's late and I'm cold. :(
Here you go
>>23534596
>be more libertarian than me
>>23534619
I didn't realize I had checked the middle for me. Whoops. I was just enjoying making the check mark and must have not paid complete attention to that part. Sorry.
>>23534596
You seem nice. Add me if you want to chat
>>23534604
>>23534695
Annnnnnd I just realized my skype isnt on there. Oops. skype - yaobling1
Ideal girl:
>cute
>honest
>likes PC games
>likes my other girlfriend
Ideal girl:
>likes my other gfs
>doesn't get jealous of other girls
>someone adds me from this thread
>I say hi
>they never respond
Whoops, chunked that one up quickly
Ideal guy
>rich
>hot
Ideal girl:
>smart
>witty
>very kind, friendly, sympathetic
>sarcastic like me
>has a strong personality
>doesn't need constant approval from others
I'll never find her. ._.
>>23535576
are u rich? If yes I'll be ur ideal gurl. I promise
>be kissless virgin male anon
>post ideal girl stats in ideal mate thread
>she comes along
>get contact info
>she becomes your gf
>get married
>have happy family
>die happily together
happens every time desu
ALL RICH GUYS ADD ME AT skype: cushingover
<3 I am a smart and cute girl
>>23535587
What if I'm studying to become rich? Lol.
Postin'
>>23534596
yffranny
I play leeg.
i mean i doubt if she would even post here, but it's a not thought, maybe she's just shy..
>>23536375
Who?
me + qt girl with F cups who posts on soc
hi
>>23535481
>complains about people not talking to him
>removes people for their own personal beliefs
Avoid this guy if you want a civil conversation.
She's my ideal mate
>>23538542
Does EVERY Trump supporter do this?
>>23538560
Does EVERY Bernie supporter do this?
>>23538579
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>>23538560
LITERALLY HITLER
>>23538579
I'm not even a Bernie supporter, I just really hate people who say they want a civil conversation and then dismiss any counterpoint by claiming "le lamestream media"
I mean, you probably could've figured that out if you read my image, but whatever
>>23538609
He told me I was easily fooled and linked me a politifact article about how Donald Trump accepts donations. I say >politifact and he goes off on how Trump supporters don't listen, then removes me.
>>23538617
>you probably could've figured that out if you read my image, but whatever
I was hoping to actually have a conversation with you. You seemd to take it very personally so I tried to apologize and change the subject, but it was too late. You were on your crusade.
Sorry for spamming the thread.
Now 26 but most of this stuff remains broadly accurate. Happy to talk to anyone from UK/Europe/North America, really.
My ideal girl requirements:
- She loves me.
:(
I have no idea what I want
>>23538956
>>23538696
I love EUIV :O
>>23536301
my gawd. you've been consistently posting in every single ideal mate thread since inception.
>>23533723
>preferably Jewish
You jews are so cliquish fucking hell.
I'm more looking for an ideal friend instead of a mate.
Requirements:
>Is female
>In Europe because timezones
>Likes videogames (Strategy, Grand Strategy, FPS... Whatever works coop)
>Is open and honest so I can be open and honest
>A bit kinky in the flirty side, but I'm not looking for an online GF. Just some fun
About me:
>Male
>27
>Wageslave with a real life
>Just wants to escape said life occasionally
I had it once, but I lost it. It still hurts.
I just want someone I can be as sexual with as I am deep. I need a connection and to view him almost as a best friend. I'm a chubby girl with no friends and I really like voice chatting and talk and being cute and junk. Leave me contact info if interested.
>>23539971
skype:soyabean416
pls be:
>qt girl that likes foreign films, anime and vidya
me:
>21 Male from toronto
>work part time, school full time atm
>broken brain w/ anxiety&depression
>i like films, CS:GO, keyboards, and im getting into anime
skype: soyabean416
>>23535803
>wants her to be dominant in conversation
>wants her to be a feminist
>wants her to tease him
and here, ladies and gentlemen, we see the beta male searching for a mate in his natural habitat
Not sure if were doing charts or text so imma just post both.
Her:
>on planet Earth
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, it's hard to describe my preferred body type... I just like a homely girl with a nice butt and rack (bigger =/= better)
>long light-brown/blond/ginger hair
>has some modicum of a spiritual side
>loyal, affectionate and nuturing
>jealous and clingy without being too self-centered about it
>introspective but likes to share her feelings a lot
>will pet me and nuzzle with me FOR DAYS, maybe play fighting too
>submissive with me (in and out of bed) but is a cold hard bitch to everyone else
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/QC
>white
>thick & wavy dark-brown hair, light brown eyes with some green mixed in
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 190-200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>told I kinda look like Keanu Reeves
>likes reading and writing poetry
>always binge reading a manga
>love to train, currently lift weights and rock climb... also do body weight stuff when I'm bored and thinking about doing martial arts and skating/hockey
>Fairly em(pathetic) and emotional but I usually reserve it for only a few people in my life
>In contradiction to that I'm a cynical asshole most of the time and I try to logic my way through everything in life - I also love pretending to be really arrogant
>very dominant/assertive
>love to cook when I have the time
