Any incel robots want to go on a sex tour of Germany with me?
I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.
But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.
I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.
>>23518810
would you mind if a lesbian came with you?
>>23518810
Implying you'd even be able to get the courage together to talk to any of those women. You idiots can't even get uggos at home to fuck you, how are you going to manage to keep your shit together surrounded by that many attractive women?
>>23518810
where is this image from?
>>23518810
i'm game if you wanna swing by iceland on the way.
>>23518865
A FKK Club. This is what we could be enjoying
>>23518860
The miracle of capitalism. The pure cold rationality of money can overcome my hideousness in Darwinian human nature terms.
>>23518810
Like fuck, is this actually real? I've been saving for a vacation for a while and it was between thailand for surfing and ladyboys or japan for drifting and shemale pornstar escorts. but if you're telling me my std free ass can go to germany and use my german I skills to iniciate fucking with a hoard of blond arians all day and then fuck I think my plans have changed
>>23518904
All you can eat blonde buffet for only 90 Euros
Mostly Romanians not Aryans though desu
>>23518922
well they're still attractive slim and white, so it doesnt matter much.
>>23518891
>>23518904
looks just like heaven ,doesn't it? Would be one hell of an adventure. But i have a girlfriend,so this is not happening
>>23518891
I wasn't referring to them wanting to fuck you, I was talking about you being physically capable of fucking them. You'd cream your pants within seconds of being touched
>>23518936
Yeah, that would probably happen the 1st few times. But thats the beauty of it. For a set fee I can hang out with the naked girls all day. Maybe at 1st I'd try out 1 or 2. And I'm sure I'd do terrible. But maybe by the end of the trip I'd be better. If not at least I had the closest thing to sex, a shit like me will ever taste.
The fact that this is real is shocking. I'm going to Germany this summer break from college for sure now.
>>23518951
Yeah I regret all the summers of not doing this. Especially with my interest in the German language being a history and Heidegger buff.
>>23518948
You'll prem-ejac all over the floor in front of everyone and be so embarrassed that you'll just leave.
>>23518860
As someone who can't get women to speak to me at all(but not due to lack of courage; people tell me I'm socially inept) it's really not that hard to keep it together around attractive women. I fucked an escort last week for the first time and talking to her was actually quite easy. And girls in this line of work seem very easy to get along with if they aren't jaded because of it already.
I honestly considered doing what the OP is doing except in the Netherlands
>>23518965
>I honestly considered doing what the OP is doing except in the Netherlands
That was my 1st pick. But Germany seems better.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hookers/comments/4b5kg0/recommended_alternatives_to_amsterdam_in_europe/
I had a conversation with a Russian stripper, and asked her if she was from Volograd. She asked why? And I said Stalingrad! She then said she was from Tankograd, which got that name from their tank production in WW2. So we made small talk. Even though I wasn't really looking to, because it was my 1st time, and I just wanted to slightly lessen my robot status by seeing a girl in tits and thong. I practically ran way from her when the dance was done. If I wasn't so rushed I probably could have doubled my time, making convo with her before and after. But I'm a cheapo so my worst fear was being charged more. If I was more into it, I could make tons of convo with these model-tier babes, knowing that money is all thats behind it.
>>23518988
Well I considered the Netherlands because my grandmother is from Amsterdam and lives there half the year so I could probably convince my family to pay for the plane ticket lmao
>>23518988
I don't know what you look like man but if you're not too awful then actually getting to know them (in the limited time you) can be helpful. The first girl I fucked I actually paid for half an hour then came in like 15 minutes but she was like "it's fine you can keep going until time is up" The second girl I fucked gave me the boot the second I came. I read that situations like my first one(in the US anyway) aren't that common since a lot of girls want to maximize clients
You have any sort of contact info OP?
>>23519010
Finding an escort in the black market in the US, is just too messy.
https://www.reddit.com/user/germo44
>>23519023
Yeah it is. It's easy. But it's uncomfortable AND top on being riskier it's more it's a lot more expensive to be honest.
>>23519141
Doesn't look so easy. Besides the legal risks, 90% of ads look like fakes. I mean I guess I could dig into the escort reviews and stuff. But the legit agencies are extremely expensive. So the whole thing is a mess.
>>23519158
I'm going to bed but I pm'd you on reddit about this so hopefully we can discuss this more soon.
