Assume thread
I assume
>>23510526
Not very sexually active. Shy/quiet in real life
>>23510526
I assume you binge eat chocolate at times and love your parents dearly.
>>23510526
Still assuming you like to draw. If that's your art in the bottom of the pic it looks good.
>>23510536
That's actually true.
I assume you're very sociable and empathetic
>>23510538
You're into photography
>>23510551
I assume you're an outgoing introvert and a lot of girls like that about you
(Thank you, I actually made it yesterday)
If I wasn't terrible at making assumptions, I'd make some ._.
>>23510526
I assume you have no social skills, but it's a very nice person who really loves your friends
>>23510538
you hate staying at home and love going to parties and meeting new people
go nuts
>>23510591
That file name XD
>>23510551
Cool. Nice guy. Wants to be liked by everyone
>>23510538
Pretentious
>>23510581
Skinny fat. Insecure.
>>23510591
Creepy with girls. Shitty personality
>>23510526
Sad alot
>>23510536
Plays soccer
>>23510551
American
>>23510596
May I ask what you mean by skinny fat? Its somewhat of a contradiction, not sure I quiet grasp what you're getting at! :)
>>23510551
Some pent up anger.
>>23510597
is going to build a wall in the near future
>>23510621
I'm European
>>23510597
watches a lot of tv in general, not only football
>>23510591
can do magic tricks and card tricks
>>23510581
works as a waiter
>>23510551
can't tell if you are too friendly to girls or cheeky
>>23510538
reads men'S vogue
>>23510536
watches pickup artist videos
>>23510526
artistic-depressive type
>>23510526
Not sure what you want your vibe to be and kind of say eh to it. You think you're cute sometimes and those days make you happy. You have good vibes, reminds me of a high school friend
>>23510536
Easy to talk to
>>23510538
Less social than your picture would suggest, good looking but all the positive things said on /soc/ don't quite convince you maybe
>>23510551
Smart person, interesting interests
>>23510581
Look like a Chad in that pic but I'm sure you're not
>>23510597
Not super happy but you'll get there
>>23511668
Life experience
>>23511668
You've never eaten ice cream for breakfast.
>>23510597
You got a thing for boy butts.
>>23510581
You legitimately believe you're better than other people
>>23510551
Wildly varying will to live
>>23510538
You don't want kids but you feel you need to get your genes back into the pool.
>>23510526
You read a lot about drugs. All the drugs
>>23511694
You drink a lot at parties.
>>23511668
You record your music listening history to last FM and get called Sean bean a lot.
>>23510597
You like futbol
>>23510591
You eat a lot
>>23510581
Your dream is to sail around the world
![1932016[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0CoUL7H.png "1932016[1].png")
>>23510526
Hates people, but loves attention.
>>23510536
Real nice guy doesn't like to get angry.
>>23510538
Artist and loves socialising.
>>23510551
Gamer but loves going outside too.
>>23510581
Likes going to clubs and bars etc.
>>23510597
Loves football haha.
>>23511668
Kind and hard working.
>>23511694
Doesn't care about much.
>>23511709
Religious and loves studying.
>>23510536
Plays sports/makes music.
>>23510538
Likes Art, making it or admiring it.
>>23510551
Chill guy who gets along with a lot of people
>>23510581
Works at a diner or hotel, somewhere similar.
>>23510597
Loves sports.
>>23510526
Pothead, likes mushrooms.
>>23510536
You work at Speed Lube
>>23510538
You probably listen to strange "off"metal music so to speak. Also, pothead.
>>23510551
IT guy.
>>23510581
You like bowling
>>23510591
You like ants
>>23510597
Obviously plays soccer. You work at a bank on the side
>>23511668
Is that eyeliner? ALso listen to viking music and play lacrosse.
>>23511694
You try to be as british as possible, though in reality you're not british at all.
>>23511709
Swear to your friends you're a devout Catholic but you haven't been to church in who knows how long
>>23511731
In a frat house, not sure what to do with your future. In the meantime, party hard.
>>23511751
Going to school to be a history professor.
>>23511790
Takes pictures in a latrine with nice doors. Have close friends, moderately close with family. Boys tend to use both of you.
>>23511792
Pothead.
>>23511829
Oops, forgot pic
I'm willing to bet my assumptions aren't even close, but fuck it.
>>23511838
Well, it's a nice door for a dressing room.
And I dunno, basing purely off of assumption girls like you seem nice, you seem like the type of girl(which most are) that want to change a "bad guy". Instead they use you and your resources for sex and other things, then after a year or so maybe, throw you away like a tissue.
>>23511790
cute
>>23511709
witch
>>23510526
sad
>>23511790
sucked a lot of dick in hs, doesn´t regret it, works at a restaurant and wants to be cooler than she is.
>>23511790
wears glasses when giving BJs then gets mad when they end up smudged
>>23511792
has tried cutting himself on more than one occasion
>>23511832
thinks he looks like a young Tom Cruise - really looks like Tom Hardy with a missing chromosome
>>23511865
>>23511829
You guys are ruthless kek, i should honestly get rid of the piercing and cut my hair but whatever man
>>23511865
>Tom hardy with a missing chromosome
That's funny, haven't heard that one before. Usually I get compared to Elijah wood and Le Chiffre from Casino Royale
>>23511873
Who ever said being a pothead was bad?
>>23510526
Studies art
>>23510536
works in IT
>>23510538
Listens to bands like red hot chilli peppers
>>23511694
popular/big social life
>>23511709
quite and did well in school
>>23511792
Listens to a lot of rock
>>23510597
loves football and has a big friend group
>>23511882
Drag queens on most weekends. You just have that drag jawline to me.
>>23510526
An alcohol.
>>23510536
A nice guy.
>>23510538
Very artisty.
>>23510551
Nerdy kinda guy.
>>23510581
Insecure about his sexuality
>>23510591
Doesn't know who he is.
>>23510597
Sporty but not very athletic.
>>23511668
Has a massive, hidden powerlevel.
>>23511694
In his chav phase.
>>23511709
Insecure about her social skills but overall a nice person.
>>23511731
Master of 420
>>23511751
Listens to copious amounts of metal but isn't a dick about it.
>>23511792
Can't buy his own alcohol.
>>23510526
You aren't very social but would love to be, also a really caring person
>>23510538
You smoke weed and don't like dadrock
>>23511709
Actually far more extroverted than it seems at first look, knows how to enjoy simple things
>>23510526
Quiet, but very expressive with art.
>>23510536
Notices more than he says.
>>23510538
Affectionate guy
>>23510551
Likes to discover new things.
>>23510581
Psst, just make up some silly ones.
You look like joker in the group, little cheeky but kind.
>>23510597
Has got into a few fights over football.
>>23511668
Enjoys reading/ teaching
>>23511694
Is missing something in life.
>>23511709
Christian.
>>23511731
Pretends to be apathetic.
>>23511751
Kind, caring guy .
>>23511790
Felt uncomfortable in this photo, it's a cop out answer but I can't see you clearly.
>>23511792
Makes art
>>23511832
You look sad, hombre.
Want's a new cuddle bud
>>23511852
No clue
Once laced an ice cream with chill powder and gave it to his friend.
>>23511882
Makes a lot of jokes
>>23511895
Is a chill guy, good dude to have at your side at the pub
>>23511897
Do you have a better picture, anon?
>>23511920
>>23511897 (You)
Do you have a better picture, anon?
Only a very old and douchey one.
>>23511927
I'd assume you did drama or acting in school
>>23510538
Rocks a man bun. In a band.
>>23510551
Speaks multiple languages
>>23510581
Racially mixed. Works as a waiter or something.
>>23511694
Use Xanax recreationally
>>23511709
Religious family. Likes rowing crew and books.
>>23511731
Played sports in high school. Secretly wants to be a model.
>>23511751
Really nice, actually respects women.
>>23511792
Named Nate.
>>23511832
Doesn't respect women.
>>23511852
Gym rat.
>>23511882
Gay or really metro. Dresses well.
>>23511895
Is possessed. Needs an exorcism.
>>23511897
Named Caleb. Lives in the Northeast US.
>>23511790
more?
>>23511974
scully?
i'm not a gym rat.
>>23511920
nah, not so mean :)
>>23511974
Do you eat at all? You also look dehydrated.
I'll come to love this hairdo eventually, apparently.
>>23511895
Not a drag queen aha. But I am wearing eyeliner in that photo :)
>>23510597
Likes Soccer
>>23511694
Diggs Michale Jackson on some level
>>23511731
You KNOW you're the incarnation of Chad.
>>23511974
Anorexic
>>23511927
Great at making up jokes on the spot
>>23511920
Likes raiding
>>23511792
Loved Scooby Doo as a child
>>23512019
Great frames, nice long hair. Keep going, if you'd like~
>>23512023
fake and gay
>>23512023
fake
>>23512048
now you're just teasing. how flat is that stomach though?
>>23512078
timestamp then
>>23511882
longs for the taste of penis
>>23511918
has lived a life that's too average for his own good
>>23511920
spends more time in front of the mirror than is technically healthy
>>23511927
the poor man's Drew Carey
>>23511974
is probably anorexic, but denies it. spits, never swallows
>>23512004
has a phobia of barber shops
>>23512048
gets hotter with every pic, up to an 8.5/10, please smudge your glasses on me :)
>>23512093
>>>23511927 (You)
>the poor man's Drew Carey
are you the same guy who called me that yesterday or is this stupid coincidence? Never been called Drew Carey before and suddenly twice in two days...
>>23512105
total coincidence, but the resemblance is uncanny, can't believe you've never heard it before
>>23512116
>the resemblance is uncanny,
Guess I should take losing weight a little more serious.
>>23511668
Finish, works as journalist
>>23511694
Likes black and white photos
>>23511709
You're from France
>>23511731
Northern Spain
>>23511751
Neapolitan?
>>23511790
Both cute not sure which you are.
>>23511792
Live in Dayton Ohio
>>23511832
Plays CSGO
>>23511882
You have 9/10 looks
>>23511897
Film Major
>>23511920
You listen to Techno
>>23512004
You've play WOW for more than 10 hours.
>>23510597
I.D change
>>23512140
>>23512093
>>23512016
I'm recovered and at a healthy weight in that photo. BMI 18.1. I'm not "denying it", I've been in treatment for the past 7 months and I work with a registered dietician who agrees that I am healthy now. Also; I don't spit!
>>23510526
Into anime. Likes cats and has lots of posters in ur bedroom.
>>23510536
U drink 3 glasses of milk a day and have a sleep with socks on
>>23510538
Goes to cheap gigs of small bands. Drink beer but actually wish you could just order a sweet cocktail
>>23510551
Spends way too much time online and should probably sleep more. Don't shower as often as u should but when u do u spend like 2 hours in there. Likes spaghetti
>>23510581
Geeky. Makes up stories to seem cooler than he actually is. Actually a cool friend
>>23510591
Has a big ass dog and overfeeds it. Goes to bars too often and cries when his football team loses
>>23510597
A family man. A very good friend that pays for your meal even tho u insist. Loves animals and gives good hugs
>>23511668
Plays League but insists ur a grown man. Calls woman whores for no reason. Deep down just wants a woman to understand him
>>23511694
Takes drugs and pretends to be cooler than he actually is. Really into cars and Bones. Genuinely enjoys Yung Lean
>>23511709
Into birds. Wanted a career in the arts but was never brave enough and regrets it every day. Attracts weird guys
>>23511731
Meme page admin. Says key and lel and posts too many selfies despite hating himself
>>23511751
Pretends to be mean but is actually a sweet angel. Has a group of very close friends u die for. Ur favourite person
>>23511792
Trump supporter
>>23511832
Has a daddy kink but would never admit it. Has a secret tumblr he uses to beg girls for nudes
>>23511852
Works out every time he eats a high carb meal. Has a really old car and a brick for a phone despite having money. Likes to go for walks
>>23511882
Likes art and spends too much time posting selfies on tumblr
>>23511895
Tries too hard to get into girls pants and get into cool parties. Spends all his money on video games
>>23511897
Photography student. Likes to go to chill parties and listen to indie music
>>23512164
I read somewhere that you have body dysmorphic disorder and am now reading that you were anorexic. I don´t want to be whiteknighting but since you are new here you should know that this board is certainly not good for you. It has done much damage on other individuals that probably were more stable than you.
>>23512166
You give that hipster duckface vibe and you are popular as fuck but are secretly very insecure and unhappy with yourself although you keep telling everyone on instagram that you aren´t.
>>23512166
does the white girl arm thing in full body pics
>>23511974
favorite food is potatoes
>>23511927
was scene in high school, you brought your music taste with you
>>23511920
has tried to self succ :^)
>>23511918
likes harsh noise
>>23512166
nah, nah, iphone4s, yes.
>>23512188
Im not too popular but second part agree lol
>>23512192
I never take full body white girl pics I never have and I never will
>>23512164
>>23512164
damn, shit just got real. glad to hear you're in recovery, best of luck. It also makes me happy to hear you don't spit - you're far too pretty for that
>>23511832
Acts like he doesn't care. But he does.
>>23511897
Relaxed guy and loves to go for a drink.
>>23511920
Loves games and music.
>>23511974
You are lost trying to find your way.
>>23512166
Really popular and nice, and likes gaming.
>>23512209
Well why don´t you stop being a scene girl and start being a real person instead?
>>23512166
Introvert would rather read a book than go to a party. Insure when you really shouldn't be because, you're 10/10 looks. Lives somewhere in the U.K.
>>23512274
I do!! I'm Scottish :) you got that spot on desu hahaha
>>23512263
I am NOT scene kid baka
>>23512286
Jesus those filters lmao I haven't been on here in a long time
>>23512286
You look nothing like my colleague from Glasgow. Damn...
>>23512307
That's where I'm from!
>>23512286
You use japanese swear words in an english forum. yes you are a scene kid.
>>23512314
and do you have dat accent?
>>23512232
Actually so accurate.
>>23512192
Nah not really
>>23512179
Thanks for your concern but I feel pretty stable and confident in my recovery. Not so confident in my looks; but I'm not worried about it having any lasting effects on my mental health. I'm not new here either actually just haven't posted in a long time.
>>23512224
Thank you! <3
>>23512323
It's the filters I tried to say s m h lol it changed it to that, and yeah I have a really thick accent it's quite embarrassing actually
>>23512330
You look really underage btw but I think you might be 23ish?
>>23512343
I'm 18, nearly 19
>>23512357
I almost thought about contactfagging a scene girl to get a bit in her mind but 18 is quite young lol
>>23512286
Thanks. I would have thought more English than Scottish.
>Why are Anglo girls so attractive.
>>23512166
You're gay
>>23512631
LOL I'm bi!! I act pretty gay tho
>>23511974
Actually 100% European, born in New Zealand - Raised in Australia; IT teacher but yes I did wait through Uni :)
>>23511920
:^]
>>23511897
Very comfortable with it, swing both ways and have never tried to hide it!
>>23511790
You're right, I have no friends - I just dress this way to get paid.
>>23511751
Actually don't go out, like ever.. >>23511731
Traveling is something I've done a lot but sailing, not so much.
>>23511709
I'm actually fully aware that I put off this vibe, very quick to shut it down in conversation though. I actually think very little of myself.
>>23511694
I actually have no idea what Chad is but I'll take it I'm happy you think I'm not.
>>23511668
Stated above; Teacher
>>23512166
I don't think people would think I'm cool even if I made up stories n.n
Last 2 times I killed these threads
>>23510526
You played a sport in school and people are always very surprised to hear that
>>23510536
Despite looking great you don't go out to clubs prowling for pussy and have very traditional values
>>23510538
At one point you wore a sex pistols shirt once a week
>>23510551
visited several foreign countries
>>23510597
super fucking awkward
>>23511694
elliot rodgers
>>23511709
has posted nudes on soc
>>23511731
legwear enthusiast
>>23511751
smokes cigarettes but not around people
>>23511790
Neither of you are wearing underwear in this picture
>>23511792
still listens to mid-2000s scene music
>>23511832
goes to church but doesn't talk about religion with others
>>23511882
astronomy enthusiast
>>23511897
same as I said before, too smart for your construction job
>>23511918
regrets not finishing college
>>23511920
gets steaming mad in online arguments on a daily basis
>>23511974
has a tattoo of a cross somewhere but isn't really religious
>>23512004
talks about memes irl
>>23512166
has never seen a penis, lurks r9k
>>23512781
No cross tattoos, but you're correct about not being religious. Agnostic Athiest more or less.
>>23512781
spends all of his money on concerts, cds, vinyl, merchandise, alcohol
>>23512283
hm
>>23512192
wicked sense of humour
>>23512166
works in a startup. your home is very clean
>>23512078
ancestors were elves
>>23513131
Boy if u could see how much of a mess my room is rn LOL
>>23512781
underwear? no butt plugs? yes ;)
don't let it die
>>23511709
You live in South America, and the crucifix is just for show so your mother doesn't disown you
>>23511974
you're obsessed with working out
>>23512019
you wonder why guys don't talk to you more often, but you know you're attractive
>>23512023
you lost a pet in the past year
>>23512048
you've thought about becoming a veterinarian
>>23512166
you have at least one tattoo that you might regret getting
>>23510526
Same photo that's beenposted 18 times in the last 3 days
>>23510536
Watches top gear
>>23510538
Film school
>>23510551
Lives with parents
>>23510581
Lives downtown
>>23510591
Owns a van
>>23510597
Lives with grilfriend
>>23511668
Plays LoL
>>23511694
Often calls friend "his boys" unironically
>>23511709
Lives with grandma
>>23511731
Jewish
>>23511751
Theres one particular girl you're trying to hook up with tand its not panning out
>>23511790
Loses phone alot
>>23511792
Just turned 20
>>23511832
People often think he's sarcastic
>>23511852
Proud of recent progress made to physically health
>>23511882
Taken from pintrest and cropped
>>23511895
Greek
>>23511897
People are surprised whenhe says he has a girlfriend
>>23511918
196 lbs.
>>23511920
Surfs the web mostly at night
>>23511974
late 30's
>>23512004
Poor diet, but not alot of weight to show for it
>>23512019
Live in the 'burbs
>>23512048
Lives in the sound west of the USA
>>23512078
Has been asked to model by people obviously just trying to impress or pay compliments
>>23512166
Goes to church but just for show
>>23512192
Newlywed
>>23512283
Has a little cousin who watch My little pony
>>23513131
Skis
>>23516272
exceptional at farting on command
>>23516332
I lol'd, but I can't claim to be that talented
>>23516272
into dad rock, mechanic
>>23513131
loves assume threads, makes good assumptions
>>23512781
has on old bike that he loves more than anything
>>23512192
reminds of a smurf in this gif for some reason, chill guy, loves the outdoors
>>23512166
acts all nice and cute, but talks mean behind persons back
>>23511974
been through some really tough shit, still sad, loves female indie vocalists
>>23511920
plays bass, into alternative rock and metal
>>23516539
Spot on actually
>>23516306
I'm 21 :(
Damn that hurts, hopefully it's just that particular photo
>>23516229
I actually hate exercise and have never stepped foot in a gym in my entire life. I'm a lazy bum sorry.
>>23516539
>into dad rock, mechanic
I'll give you half points. Into classic rock and mechanically inclined, I don't work on cars for a living though
