Dirty VIRGIN thread. Post here if you've never been loved.
Tfw no one loves me
gonna kill myself finally this weekend
any final words?
>>23473533
Delet this
>>23473539
Y? Am I that ugly it offends you?
>>23473556
Yes
But mainly because it's not you but some imposter
when's wizardry? 30? cause im close to it....
yup
>>23473538
skype me?
>>23473643
I bet you at least had a gf or 2.
>>23473538
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You're not even ugly dude.
You know what you need? You need to read this, and do exactly this.
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/
>>23473690
bullshit, it doesn't give you anything
I want to fuck a real girl
27 and still a virgin. :D
>>23473777
it's not because of your looks, it's because you're too nice and you don't escalate. Don't take them to dinner and pay for their shit, just set up a great tinder profile and pound the shit out of them. Google sexual escalation.
Also you don't necessarily have to cut your hair, but do something with it. Put it in a bun.
>>23473644
i don't have skype
>>23473690
that guy got really lucky with the cocaine, i've never had any luck
My friends, how it goes?
>>23473845
awe :c okay well don't kill yourself. you're real cute man.
>>23473885
post skype i'll make one real quick
Loneliness is quite a bitch
>>23473845
You're only max 30% of the way through your life! Look at this image, except replace being an entrepreneur with living a good life. I'm not saying "wait around and good things will come" because you have to make the changes in your own life, nobody is going to do it for you. I'm just saying, think of all the millions of people who had a shitty life growing up virgins and then finding their place and being fucking awesome. They would go back to their past self and say "don't do it man, better times are ahead"
I'm just saying, don't kill yourself. It's LITERALLY the only chance you will ever get to experience this world until the end of the universe. That's it. Don't throw it away. Ever thrown away food because you didn't want it or wern't hungry, only to later want it? i have. a lot. but that food is life, anon.
>>23473927
>That shitty image
So in other words, if you haven't made it by 30, you're not going to.
>>23473885
This is why you keep getting stalkers
>>23473966
I don't have any stalkers? lol
Hello darkness my old friend
I thought this was the DIRTY virgin thread, not lonely, and everyone posting is just that.
>>23473538
Stupid solution. Even if people told you to get help you need to calm down and rethink priorities. Is it because you are still a virgin? Who cares, there is so much fucking more to do than to stick it or getting stocked.
>>23473992
Ok now seriously shut the fuck up. I will never believe someone who looks like you is still a virgin (unless you chose this path for yourself).
So avoid posting in this thread just to fish for pity.
The other guys who posted also look rather attractive, but you are the most unbelievable really.
Does female virgins exist?
>>23473916
You must be pretty autistic to be a virgin with your face.
26/m
You not believing me is precisely why I'm still a virgin. I look like a fucking 16 year old because I'm only 5'7" and have a baby face and I'm also incapable of growing facial hair that doesnt look retarded.
Girls my age wont even look my way because they just assume they'll go to prison for fucking me. I constantly get looks from teenage girls some who look like they're only 13 and shit. Some even hit on me, like last week I was going to the library to return some books and as I was getting into my car there was like 6 young girls walking by, and one of them literally tried to get in my car and her friend said "Jenna!!!!" and pulled her away as they all giggled.
Just kill me senpai
>>23474021
Didn't really choose this. I grew up fat and I'm still terrified of approaching women. Got fit after graduating highschool.
>>23474040
Ditch the bieber hair and you'll look less like a kid and workout. There. Problem fixed (I don't think it's how you look though)
>>23474024
Yes, they're called fetuses.
>>23474077
>dude cut ur hair and go to the gym
Eat a pile of dicks friend. Do you think I haven't tried that before? Getting cut just makes me teenage girls want me more and if I cut my hair I Just look like a young kid with a different hairstyle.
I don't go anywhere other than work and I dont care about life anymore. Only reason why my hair is like this.
>>23474077
This
>>23474048
Ok dude. Then just find a girl and get nasty with her. You've got the internet if you feel like you don't have enough confidence to approach a girl in real life as your first time.
The sooner you realise you're the only thing between you and your happiness the sooner you'll understand how stupid you've been.
Sorry for being harsh but that's just the way it is.
>>23474092
see
>>23474088
deep-throat them all.
I'm so mentally ill. I can't see myself ever losing my virginity unless my problems get better, which is looking slim after all these years on meds, therapy, etc.
>>23473992
I really doubt that you are a virgin.
>>23474088
have you tried embracing it and banging a bunch of teenage girls
>>23474149
Yeah, I have. But then I start thinking about all of the big black dicks that will be plundering my ass hole in prison.
>>23474040
I'm 5'7 late 20s(29) and look 16 too. I haven't changed in over ten years. But I'm still surprised you're a virgin I think you're cute.
>>23474146
I wish I wasn't. If I do ever muster up the balls to get with a woman I don't know what here reaction would be if she found out I'm a virgin.
>>23474163
>you're cute
Boys are cute.
Guys are hot.
>>23474173
Just don't tell her she likely won't know the difference. First time with a new person is usually always awkward anyways.
>>23474205
Nah no boys. And I don't think I have ever called someone hot.
>>23474220
Do you have a vagina?
29th birthday in 3 months.
Please God give me a girlfriend.
Please, please, please, let me get what I want.
>>23474242
yes kek
Turning 21 in a couple months. Not sure I'll be able to handle the pain until I'm even 25. I'm so lonely. I just want someone to love me and be mine.
>>23474261
Can I borrow it?
>>23474243
Would fuck/10
>>23474269
Loneliness is something to adapt to oll.
It's still friggin hard,the luck I've had could turn a good man bad.
>>23474276
sure
>>23474283
Thanks.
>>23474311
Where are you from?
>>23474243
In all honesty dude, just get out and meet people.
>>23474040
>as they all giggled.
I wish I knew this pain, god help me I really do.
Maybe just use your looks to fuck school girls...??
>>23473992
Personalities probably shit, you're a handsome lad
>>23473916
Handsome lad
Go out and meet people
>>23473848
Unlucky, desu.
Cute guy with a good personality.
>>23473796
Thank you for caring, dude.
>>23473777
Good looking, guy.
>>23473643
Virgin by choice
>>23473538
Y tho
>>23473533
stahp
22 male
I usually prefer being a virgin, but sometimes I get lonely and wish I had a gf to hold. I'm having one of those times right now
Hello gang :/
>>23474330
England. Merseyside.
>>23474332
How do I meet new people?
Other than clubs and alcohol, I discovered in my youth that was a dead end, prob for the best desu.
>>23474359
Take up a hobby, there's also apps you can use to connect to people, see if there's any local events you could attend.
It's funny to see that there's no females here...
>>23474359
>prob for the best desu.
As someone who went down that path, you're right. I've made out with girls, but never done the deed since the girls in that scene aren't really compatible with guys like me or you
You'll get more girls to post if you make these threads on a weekday instead of a Friday night.
The funny part is how it's for "dirty virgins" and it's all just depressed lonely virgins
>>23474397
I don't know about the rest of you, but I haven't showered in a few days. I definitely qualify as 'dirty'
>>23474395
Personally I know of a pleb that is looking at the thread just like that :3
>>23474375
How does a girl even manage to be a virgin past 16?
I work with a fat 460 lb 35 year old diseased whale who has a stable boyfriend who buys all kinds of shit for her
>>23474332
Thank you
>>23473538
Good night, sweet loser. You wont be missed by anybody but your parents.
>>23474412
I'm 24 and still a virgin, been taking thyroid medicine my whole life which killed my libido.
>>23474034
Not really autistic, just have problems with self-confidence and I'm not sure where to start
I tried tinder, went on a few dates but none of them led anywhere which made me kinda demotivated
Next time I think I'll make sure that the girl is actually interested in me before asking her out, so that it could work
>>23474412
im 19 and a virgin
>>23474411
post pix
>>23474412
>How does a girl even manage to be a virgin past 16?
They're either REALLY mean or they have Muslim parents
>>23474292
Why would you just lie to me like that?
>>23474332
Thanks lad. Only got the one reply though, so that must mean something.
>>23474441
Not you
>>23474332
>you will never be a virgin by choice
>>23474412
>How does a girl even manage to be a virgin past 12?
fixed
>>23474435
>>23474424
post pictures bae
>>23474412
>>23474449
>>23474468
Not all girls are sluts.
>>23474481
>>23474483
>>23474611
qt
are you religious or something
>>23474611
i refuse to believe
>>23474668
nope,just awkward, no confidence and acne
>>23474686
believe it!
31
>>23474701
I mean, you're aware you're hot as fuck, right?
Guys, if I'm straight, but I fuck trannies off of craigslist, am I still a virgin?
>>23474727
>i'm straight
>i fuck trannies
pick one
>>23474739
I haven't yet, I just want to stick my dick into something other than my hand or couch.
>>23474710
Aw yeah man, lvl 32 here. Let's get this party started.
>>23474743
then pay a hooker or something, don't resort to fucking a tranny, you're better than that mate.
>>23474727
Not virgin anon. Sex is sex.
And Craigist.. Hate to break it to you but you might have caught some kind of disease.
>>23474763
I'd rather not be a registered sex offender before I even get my dick wet.
>>23474765
Condoms for everything, bjs included.
>>23474758
Any hope, or have you accepted celibacy for the rest of your life?
I'm giving myself a few more years to make a last effort. Not sure I'll succeed, but I think my biggest regret would be if I didn't make this last push.
Y liv
>>23474779
On a rational level, I know I will pic related, tho there's always that faint hope in the back of my mind.
>>23474701
>no confidence
girls don't need confidence
I'm just a misanthrope
>>23474375
It's because they get 15 replies of guys just saying "would fuck", "why? ur so qt" or some faglord going with "You could lose it if you just went out and picked some guy up off the streets."
Obviously, but so could a lot of guys here if they didn't suffer from the autism and low self-esteem despite being decent lookers. A lot of virgins (or at least the women) don't even want to just screw some random person, they want actual love and affection.
>>23474758
>wizard
another 31 here
PARTY TIME
>>23474719
thank you, I admit I understand in general I am attractive, but I never really feel comfortable making the moves towards a guy I like, and usually when a guy hits on me, I'm just not interested in them that way.
>>23474831
you'd be surprised, confidence is really everything
>>23474450
why would I lie?
>>23474628
ooo okay I changed my mind. if you hate all women that's the only reason you're a virgin.
Wizard for a little over a week now.
Would like a casual v-card exchange with an affable girl I got along with, but would love someone I could connect and grow with and eventually it would come to sex.
Would be up for chatting with any girl from this thread. Talk about anything, doesn't have to be sex, then go from there.
john.eggman for skype
>>23476223
Can we please discuss something, I am gonna write some things I often see when researching virginity and I'd like your opinion on them.
>Women going on about it being a social construct created by patriarchy.
Women say that the value of a woman shouldn't be determined weather she is a virgin or not, I have to agree, however teaching young girls that they should be in a hurry to lose their virginity to fight the patriarchy is completely wrong.
Personally I don't care if a woman is a virgin or not, if she likes me and isn't sleeping around when she's with me or carrying any diseases, then it's cool with me.
>Having sex doesn't change you.
While that's true in the short term thinking, actually having sex means you've jumped through certain hoops to reach that destination, that journey is one that does change you, so sex is simply the icing on the cake but a cake that has in fact changed you.
>>23475408
Kik me sometime I'll make you feel confident bby
Kik: Ishygigity
First time posting here
Dunno whether this is the right place to seek advice, but here goes:
While I'm technically not a virgin I still consider myself pretty much one. Had sex once, was passout drunk, we fucked for about a minute and then both passed out.
Now I've gotten a gf and she is very experienced. We're both 21. We've only made out and kissed so far, but shes coming over tonight and we are guaranteed to fuck.
I'm not anxious about this at all and should I get nervous I'll just say I always am and it's been a while, so thats not what is bothering me.
However, I want to not completely fuck up. I need some tips guys. We'll be watching a movie and most likely start making out. How do I gro from there?
All my knowledge about sex is from porn.
How is sex REALLY like?
>>23476350
are you fucking serious?
get off this thread
>>23476350
basically the same as dancing, if your pairing sucks, better do it alone.
Also try to go down on her first, just to make shure she has an orgasm, then dick her.
At least this is my battleplan.
>>23476350
If you can't be honest and open about this with your own girlfriend then you're already fucking up. Unless by girlfriend you mean "latest fuck buddy"
>>23474412
I'm 20 and a virgin, kinda by choice tho.
>>23476350
>How is sex REALLY like?
Do you know what thread you're in? Try the opposite sex thread, or /adv/
>>23477091
post pictures bae
>>23477096
I'll never post pics on 4chan, orry m8
>>23477128
Sorry babe
>>23476148
You say that as if people out there who actually do hate women can't get laid
I used to go out, but now I'm mostly a homebody. Also I get random bouts of acne.
Kisi signing in :v
>>23477183
who is kisi
>>23477196
no one just a virgin
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>>23477222
Gas yourself
>>23474431
If they agreed to go out on a date with you they would have to be somewhat interested, don't you think?
>>23477285
Good thing all I smoke is gas.
>>23477285
Heeeeh
>>23474758
lvl 34 here.
>>23477222
So, EU or Canada?
>>23474085
underrated post
tfw 19 and still a babyface
>>23473514
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
>>23473690
>>23474006
I don't agree with suicide but don't try to downplay the pain of being an involuntary male virgin. It is the worst shit ever.
i gave up a long time ago, sex is for normies
>>23477293
I meant interested after having met me in real life.
>>23478534
thanks
I dont know everyone's individual reasons and stories but it isnt because of looks.
Actually, this whole thread has me feeling even shitter about myself cause you are all above average and i am well below
Kik : glassypasta bi m 16
im sorry i gotta get this off my chest..I dont really care about the physical act of sex.its love, affection and all that cheesy very romantic bullshit a couple has between them that i want. cuddling, laying in bed watching a movie together, holding hands, waking up to see her next to me etc.. im afraid to admit it because im embarrassed and ashamed that i will be judged negatively because of it. That im not a real man, that its weak of me to want those things, that im acting like a child. I have a tendency to fall hard for girls im crushing on, so it comes off as weird, sometimes even creepy or perverted. Im a virgin at 25 and i literally avoid having any interractions with females at work.
I ave no problems getting along with people so getting laid wouldnt be too hard. ive gotten a few offers in the past simply because of my virginity. but casual sex is degenerate and immoral imo and i stay away from it.
i have to be honest with myself here...if someone were to ask me at work or school why i was single i would tell them: i am too busy worrying about myself and getting my shit together than dating another person. bullshit. i have plenty of time to waste.Yet everyday when i see a couple, thats all i think about.
why the fuck am i making such a simple issue so copmlicated??
>>23473538
you've been saying this forever, knock it off.
>>23480400
welcome to the club bruv
>>23480404
Id changed because I'm on my phone
I guess we'll find out if it can support my incredible obesity
Here's the nicest pic I could find of myself.
Autism and mild depression are my main problems.
>>23481751
Why do you have a flower on your head :D
>>23481764
It's snapchat.
d:^)
how do i shot my web
LMAO FUNNY
